01x08 - He's a Size Queen

[bunniefuu]

I never got to give
my definition of team.

And that is cleaning up
the disaster,

-the expl*si*n that happened.
-Oh, really?

-So where were you?
-Buddying up to the other side.

He's coming over with the shots

and, like,
"Let's give a shot to them."

I was just like,
what is going on?

It was just like,
I understand what you're saying

because that's your story,
but it doesn't feel genuine.

It was about Ted. He was crying.
He was bawling.

They were kinda crucifying me
for having fun with you guys.

I feel like you're just
on different levels.

Your brand does not match up
with Ted's brand.

Four years ago
I was diagnosed with cancer.

We're there for you.
We'll help you through it.

-You guys are great.
-We love you.

You can't do this
without a good group of people.

Yeah, you can't.

[music]

One little errand,
pick up an engagement ring.

I actually am looking for
something so unique.

He's really, really picky.

One carat, I don't think
it's gonna do it for him.

He's a size queen.
It had to be big or go home.

So if my plan works,

I'll be waiting for him
with that gorgeous ring.

If he said no,
it would crush me.

I am not trying
to disrespect anybody here.

The whole Kim Vo team
is, like, bullshit.

Adeel made it that
I stole all of your clothing.

Oh, yeah.

Laura shouldn't have stolen
those clothes

if she didn't want
to get called out.

Sorry, b*tch.

I don't want to talk
to you right now.

Coco, f*cking relax, Coco!
Animal Crackers, baby!

Eat 'em up, baby!
Eat the crackers, Coco!

The grass is starting to look
a lot greener

on the Kim Vo side of the fence.

[music]

♪ We're heading out
For good times ♪

♪ We're going where the light
Shines brighter ♪

-Hey, guys.
-The girls are here.

-What's up?
-Air kiss.

Even though it's not a work day,
the Kim Vo ladies

are going to meet for lunch
to have a c*ck or 20

because we need it.

I think today's just gonna
be a f*cked up eating day

for me anyway,
so I'm just gonna go with it.

Let's go full sentiment, then.

We all had a shock yesterday
with Kim's news.

Kim and I have been
going through something.

Four years ago I was diagnosed
with stage-four cancer.

I just wanna get
everyone together

and make sure everyone's okay.

What do you think
of the little b*mb?

-Our little brunch.
-It was a lot to take in.

I think we knew something
was going on with him

for a long time.

I just can't believe it's been
going on for four years.

You know? That was what really,
like, punched me in the gut.

How long he's been dealing
with this for

and what an insane rock star
he is

for doing what he's been doing.

Like, who else could do that?

I don't know anybody else
that could do that.

For me, to hear
that he had been battling

for four years with it...

I really hope he knows that,
you know,

we have this little salon family

and that we're here for him
in every way possible.

And we just wanna help
get him through it.

It's putting together the dots
of, like,

when we'd walk back
in the color room

and he'd be just, like,
hunched over.

Like, he was definitely in pain.

Or when he does his stretch.

When he does his stretching,
like, and he's so cramped up.

It, like, totally makes sense.
Like, I just can't believe

he would work through our days
in pain,

knowing what's on his mind.

Like, how scary that is.

You can tell when he was, like,
depleted,

but he, like, still continues
and, like, puts on a fake face.

The thing is, is Kim is
just like, "I'm gonna work."

"I'm gonna continue on
and just work through this."

And, like, um, God,
I don't want to get emotional.

Yeah, no. It's hard. It's hard.

I mean, he's a human being and
just to be faced with, like...

We're the same age. It's like,
I could die in a, like, a year.

Like, it's horrible.

♪ Promise me
That you will stay ♪

♪ Just don't give up ♪

[music]

We're going to lunch
with Kim and Adeel.

I have a really nice smile
on my face.

-Yeah, you're sparkling.
-It's gonna be a good day.

It's gonna be a great day.
There has definitely been

some struggle in our friendship
with Kim and Adeel.

But I'm looking forward

to, like, letting bygones
be bygones

and moving ahead
with our relationship.

I think I am too.

-Hi, guys.
-How are you?

Nice to see you.

[Kim] So today we've invited
Jason and Ted to lunch

because I wanted to be the first
really to share with them

exactly what's going on
in my life.

-Look at you.
-It's the zest of life.

Just a little something
I threw on.

I really, you know, need
their support and their prayers.

-Is yours as delicious as mine?
-Mine's not bad at all.

-It's so good.
-Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

-It's so good.
-It's so good.

There is a reason
it's busy here.

Yeah, it's really kind of cool.

You know, it's, like,
three blocks from our salon.

-Packed.
-Oh, really?

-Yeah.
-That's awesome.

And I want to share something
with you guys. I, um...

I just recently came out
to my staff.

Uh, I've had cancer
for four years.

Oh, my gosh.

-What kind?
-And, uh... Rectal colon.

And it's stage four.

And when I hear stage four...

-You think death.
-I mean, of course.

To me, there's no other thing
except goodbye.

That must be terrifying.
I'm so sorry.

I'm really, really,
really sorry.

I mean, any time that anyone
tells you some bad news,

it takes a second
to really adjust in my mind, um,

how to respond.

And it's one of those things
where you go year by year.

And you go and, you know,
you just keep striving.

But sometimes it's hard
to share with people.

I didn't want you guys to not
know and things like that.

My heart goes out
to Kim and Adeel.

I think that it's tragic,
what he's going through.

I know that it takes a lot of
courage and a lot of strength.

I'm glad that you have
somebody that has your back,

that loves you
and takes care of you.

-Thank you.
-You know what I mean?

It's the most important thing
in the world.

You know, we've had some
bumpy things in the past.

And it was nice to just sit down
with Ted and Jason, and Kim.

It was a really nice moment
between the four of us.

Radiation,
you lost all your hair.

All that, everything.

-I lost all my hair.
-Did you?

Oh, my gosh.

He, like, we were getting ready
in the morning

and I took off before him
and he was like, oh...

He was combing his hair
and he's like,

"Oh, it's kinda falling out."
And it's like, okay.

We thought it would be, like,
slow falling out, right?

We're like,
"Oh, it's just fine."

-Yeah.
-And then, like, an hour later,

he texted me a picture
and it was gone. It was gone.

Yeah, it was really interesting.

Did you lose your eyebrows too
and your eyelashes as well?

Not just as fast, but everything
thinned out. I mean, everything.

But you have a great face.
But you look great.

Thank you.

You know
where the hair did stay?

Right here, so he wore fedoras
the whole time.

I don't know why.

Back here, like God wanted me
to have a mullet.

-What about your pubes?
-Oh, my God.

-Everything.
-Even underarms.

-Even underarms?
-Really?

Yeah.

-Except that strip.
-That damn strip.

You know what?
If I needed donor hair,

this is where I'm getting it,
right here.

Maybe you should
donate some to me.

I think it's inspiring
to see how Kim is dealing

with his illness. He seems
to have a great sense of humor.

He hasn't let it interfere
with his personal life

or his professional life.

And it honestly is kind of
a redeeming quality to see Adeel

really kind of pitching in
and helping to take care of Kim.

What else is going on
with you guys?

-Well, Worth Up.
-Oh, yeah.

So we have a nonprofit
that we started.

We have our second big event
of the year coming up

for the Worth Up Alliance where
we raise money to give away

-to beauty entrepreneurs.
-Whoo, whoo!

-So exciting.
-Yes.

We're having a little reception
after the awards are given.

We'd love for you guys to come.

-Of course.
-Bring your team.

Our whole team is
gonna be there.

-It's gonna be a lot of fun.
-Thank you.

It was so great to see
Ted and Jason at lunchtime.

We have literally had
a roller-coaster friendship,

but right now, at this moment,

I feel
we're in a really good place.

[music]

-I forgot to tell you guys.
-What?

-We went to Tiffany last night.
-Stop. To look at rings?

Yeah.

Adeel is really itching
for Kim to propose.

Um, I'm sort of shocked
that it hasn't happened already.

So Adeel and I went to, um,
Tiffany's.

We go in and the lady goes,
you know,

Adeel's got his Birkin with him
and, like, with...

And he's like, "I'm looking
for engagement rings."

I think she thought
we were together.

So I was like, "No, we're not."

This is my gusband,
not my husband.

So then we passed by this oval.
And we go back to it

and I was like, "Oh,
that's about eight carats

and I guarantee you
that's a million dollars."

And he's like,
"How do you know?"

I'm like, "I know diamonds,"
you know?

And he's gonna be bridezilla.
Let's be real.

Well, I think part of Kim
and Adeel

sharing that with us yesterday

is maybe that door opening
to all of this being like,

okay, let's get living again.

I feel they definitely are
stepping into a new chapter.

Yeah, exactly.

-They're just so in love.
-I know.

-I'm so happy for them.
-I'm like, ew.

-It's 5:00 somewhere.
-Somewhere.

-Oh.
-Oh, come on.

Lighting drinks on fire.

-Cheers to you guys.
-Cheers.

Adeel wants a ring
that you can ice skate on,

so Kim's gonna have
to remortgage his house.

To the Kim Vo team and Kim Vo.

Or charge Ted Gibson prices.

[music]

Today we're working
with Dawn Richard.

She's here.
She's in the building.

-Hello, hello.
-Hi.

We in the building.

Dawn Richard was in the group
Danity Kane.

Unfortunately, girl groups
seem to break up

and, um, she ventured out
on her own.

And she just makes
so much amazing music.

She's so talented.

Are you gonna make me cute?

Are you ready for this magic,
girl?

Yes! Make me sexy!

Dawn completely challenges me
as an artist

in a way that, like,
not a lot of people do

because she wants to look
totally different every time.

-Right.
-Yeah, I want fullness, right?

Because, as you can see,

I'm trying to embrace
my natural hair.

-Oh, hi, beautifuls.
-Hey.

-It is so hot.
-You're beautiful, by the way.

Oh, my God, you're beautiful.

Everything is sweating.
My butt is sweating.

My cheeks are sweating. I gotta
go. I gotta go cool down.

I love it.
She's a breath of fresh awesome.

-Right?
-Okay. I love it.

Okay, so color, fullness, shape.

Color, fullness, shape.

You better walk there
with that booty.

As she walk...As she walks
back looking fabulous.

-Yes! Okay, let's do it!
-Mm-hmm. Okay.

[music]

[Johnny] Today we're playing
with, like,

a mosaic hair extension

where we're adding in, like,
a colorful, like, pride moment.

So what happens is you
put the hair up

and then these fall down.

You just do that and the hair
will just slip right out.

Okay. Wow.

[Coco] To design hair,
to work with humans,

is not just the hair
on the head. It is everything.

They're gonna copy us
and as always we'll be first.

That's it.

I don't think
it's about breaking new ground.

I think it's about being genuine

because then it's f*cking boring
if you're not.

-How's everyone doing in here?
-We're doing good.

-How are you doing?
-Doing good.

So what I'll do
is I'm gonna line it up.

-Yeah.
-And then I'll cut it.

And then I'll put two rows in it
and then I'll sew the two rows

to the beads so then
it grows out with your hair.

[Dawn] I've never seen
this technique.

I'm really intrigued.
This is art.

I'm such a believer
in being an artist.

You better talk about me
like I'm a painting.

You are. You are art.

Because if you're trying
to fit into a box,

the box is already full.
Be you and f*ck everybody else.

Oh, yes! She got lengthening.

-You look good.
-You k*ll there, mama.

She's a rock star, yeah?
Love it.

Love it, love it, love it.

-Thank you, team.
-Thank you.

Yes. Fire.

[music]

-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God.

-I love a hair show.
-I do too.

There is nothing better
than beauty

and hashtag
hair changes everything.

Everything.

We are giving away cash
to beauty entrepreneurs

-through the Worth Up Alliance.
-Child, cash is king

and we are excited
about this opportunity

to really help
beauty entrepreneurs

and change their lives.

[Jason] When I saw the whole
team sitting in the front row,

I was humbled and proud.

Really, it meant a lot.

You know, it was nice to see
that the Kim Vo team showed up,

but where's Kim?

[music]

So we're so excited to get to
Ted and Jason's charity event.

And, you know,
it's gonna be amazing,

but before I go see them,
I've gotta do one little errand.

Pick up an engagement ring!

And it's just gonna take
a second, I hope.

Hey, love, how are you?

And then I'll pick up Adeel
and we'll be on our way.

I actually am looking
for something so unique.

Adeel has mentioned
a pear shape.

He's a tough one.
He's really, really picky

because he's such
a fashion designer.

I would normally have him
pick out his own ring,

but I want us to pick it out and
be really special about this.

This is one of my hardest things
I've had to do

'cause he has no input in this.

I'm trying to listen in

on all the things
that he has said in the past.

I know I'm gonna hit it
out of the park,

but it is nerve-wracking.

We can, though. We have a lot
of designs for you.

-I know. I know.
-You know kind of what he likes.

What's your budget, Kim,
more or less,

so I know what to show you?

Whatever my platinum AMEX
will take.

No budget. I like that!
I like that!

This is also gorgeous.

Adeel's taste in diamond varies

depending on what day
you ask him.

Sometimes it's a round diamond.
Sometimes it's a pear.

Sometimes they're
duplicate diamonds.

He's hard to really follow,

but I think right now he's going
towards the pear shape.

This is a really nice
pear shape right here.

-Okay.
-Isn't that beautiful?

-It's a one-carat center.
-This is gorgeous.

-It's rose gold too.
-You know, he wanted rose gold.

This is gorgeous, but you know
what? Unfortunately, one carat,

I don't think it's gonna do it
for him. I think, he's a...

He's a size queen.

Can you imagine if I got down on
one knee with a one-carat ring?

That's a disaster.
It had to be big or go home.

Thank you.

Hello, everyone. This is
such an exciting evening.

I'm so grateful that
the Worth Up Alliance

is helping beauty entrepreneurs
live their dreams.

Erika Martin-Ware
won the $10,000,

which is the largest grant
that we gave away.

-Congratulations, Erika.
-Congratulations.

All right. Please join us
out there for a reception

to celebrate these people.

It felt really, really, really
good. It was so exciting.

Yeah, I think the party's
out there.

I wanna shake their hands
and kiss their babies.

The last time our two teams got
together, the sh*t hit the fan.

Yeah, they roofied me.

We want everyone to be
on their best behavior.

And by everyone we mean
Kim and Adeel, and his team.

-Thank you for coming.
-Thank you so much for doing it.

I thought other people from
the salon were gonna come.

Looks like we're missing
some people, huh?

It looks like they just
brought the ones that...

wear things like that.

I'm just, like,
really a believer

in, like, finding
those new brands

that, like,
everyone else isn't wearing.

Kinda like this, like, this
rain-jackety moment I found.

Animal Crackers is
a small brand out of LA

'cause the thing
I am not going to do

is fit in
with the rest of these people.

All is well in your world,
Cheyenne?

I'm closing my Massachusetts
chapter, opening the LA chapter,

still fighting for my chair
at the salon.

Oh, really? I hope you get it.
It's well deserved.

Wait, you don't have a chair?

Well, I didn't come
with a clientele.

I've been waiting on this chair
as patiently as possible.

Um, you know, sometimes
I do get a little anxious,

like, when is it gonna happen?

-Cheers.
-Cheers. Yes.

-Bigger checks-
-Bigger checks

and bigger checks.

Where are Kim and Adeel?

I don't know.
They should be here any minute.

I don't know where they are.
I'm gonna text them.

It's kinda hard when everybody
from the other salon

keeps asking, "Where are they?
Where are they?"

And I don't have an answer.

I'm just like, "Oh,
they're on their way, I hope."

Let me show you some more rings.

-Ooh.
-This is a beautiful setting.

It has a matching band.

It has a princess cut
in the center.

Total,
it's a little over $10,000.

And I think, though,
we're looking for bigger

and maybe rose gold.

This is a three carat. It has
a gorgeous, gorgeous stone.

Oh, my gosh.
I'm afraid to touch it.

G color, VS clarity.

It has another carat around
on the top and a halo setting.

So total, it's four carats.

Three carat center with another
carat on the halo around it.

It's an absolutely
stunning piece.

I think it's right up his alley.

This is definitely a sexy piece.

-Oh, my gosh.
-He's gonna love it.

-He's gonna love it.
-How could you do this to me?

-Are we doing this?
-Yes, we sure are.

We're doing it.

-We'll take it.
-Right on.

Oh, my gosh. We'll take it.

All right.
I'm gonna bring this out.

-Okay.
-It's $48,000 for this.

Are we gonna do it?

I think this is the one,
for sure.

-That's the one I would go with.
-Good luck and run.

I'm gonna go shopping.
I'll be right back.

-If it works.
-I'll be right back.

I'll be grabbing this. No!
It should be fine.

Proposing to Adeel soon
is so nerve-wracking.

-You're all set, Kim.

-Thank you so much.
-No problem.

He's got these fantasies
in his mind of what he wants

and it's really hard
to get that out of him.

-Anthony.
-You're all set.

-Thank you so much.
-Enjoy. You deserve it, man.

-Oh, my love.
-I'm so happy for you.

Congratulations. I'm so happy.

Thank you, thank you. All right.

You're welcome.
So happy for you.

Now that I have the ring,
I am so ready to propose.

-That was the last component.
-Take care.

♪ We got the world
It's right here ♪

♪ Inside ourselves ♪

♪ Shine just like
We're made of diamonds ♪

♪ Like we're made of diamonds ♪

♪ Like we're made
Of diamonds ♪

Kim and Adeel obviously are
running late.

They're probably
brushing each other's hair

or maybe braiding it in the car.

Or maybe Adeel lost his
underwear or maybe his purse,

but yeah.

I think it's so funny

that Adeel and Kim's, like,
whole, like, squad is here,

but they're not here.

I think they're just tacky, so
they're probably just not here

because they wanna be late
and they wanna make a scene.

Ted and Jason are changing these
women's lives and you are late?

Like, who do you think you are?

I think it's kinda rude,
actually.

-But they are rude.
-It's completely rude.

-I mean-
-That's all they are.

Like, I don't think, whatever,
they don't need to be here.

They're not part
of the Starring team, like...

But I feel like your salon
is here. Like, I don't know.

I feel like, as a mentor,
like, a leadership,

like, it's kinda nice
to, like, show up. You know?

Here they come.

Adeel and Kim being late
is very much a diva move.

It was sort of
a very grand entrance.

-Intro. It was a grand entrance.
-The entrance was grand.

-Yes, darling.
-But really they were just late.

You guys are so late.

It was probably...I don't know.

An hour
into a 90-minute reception

when they finally showed up
looking like Siegfried and Roy.

Today has been, like,
a remarkable day

just because we were able
to give $23,000 away.

Yes.

[crowd applauding]

They're on a mission
and they're on a roll.

And I'm gonna give you a gift
right now

because I want to do that
next Worth Up soon,

so I'm gonna start tonight
and donate another $5,000.

All right. Thank you, Lynette.

Thank you so much.

That's amazing. Why don't we...

Why don't we contribute
at least five?

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is getting
exciting, isn't it?

The checks are flowing.
Donations are being made.

Unfortunately, I forgot
my checkbook at home,

but I'm very excited
to see no one else did.

We'll make it six.
Anyone else want to go higher?

Anyone want to go higher?
You wanted to go higher.

At the end of the day,

if you're gonna give the
Worth Up Alliance some money,

come whatever time you want
and just fork over the cash.

Oh, you're really nice.

-Thank you.
-Anyone for seven?

-I'm not that nice.
-I know you're not.

I'm the nice one.

Aw, I love you guys.

[music]

-Hi.
-Hey, love.

I wanna talk to you
about something.

-Okay.
-Something serious.

-What's up?
-Something very, very serious.

Oh, no, what's up?

I think Cheyenne is totally
sh1tting her pants right now,

being pulled aside
by her bosses at an event,

but I love a good surprise.

[Kim] We've been thinking
about this for a long time.

And it's just...

You're so amazing
that we need to promote you

and give you your own chair.

-Stop it.
-Honestly.

-Can I tell you the truth?
-What?

How you were at the front desk
really shows your character,

your love, your passion.
I mean, it showed everything.

And then we saw your skill match
that and we are so excited.

You don't even know. You don't
even know how excited we are

to have you a part of the team.

I definitely got
a little emotional over it.

-I'm so proud of you.
-Oh, my God.

I don't even know
what to say right now.

-Nothing. Just say yes.
-Say yes!

I am going to be your top earner
this year! Watch me! Watch me!

I know you will.
I know you will.

-Thank you.
-We love you.

-We love you.
-I love you.

-We're so excited.
-Thank you.

And I won't disappoint you,
I promise.

We know you won't.
We know you won't.

-I promise.
-All right, let's celebrate.

Yes.

You know, we were celebrating
other things,

but why not celebrate
one more thing?

Well, let's get drinks
for you guys.

-Yes.
-Let's celebrate.

I'm like, "Do you want my wine?"

We're announcing Co-Jo.

I love that we're coordinating
in our green. I'm sorry.

I keep kicking your shoes.

I was like, I didn't know
if, like,

I wanted to add a little color,
you know?

Yeah. We gotta have
a little color.

A little color.

You know, Adeel and I have
a funny relationship.

I think he's a really, you know,
he's a cool person.

We've had a past.

I would say I have a love-hate
relationship with Adeel.

-Can I try this on?
-Yeah, of course.

-She is a Voseph. Like Joseph-
-Let's drape it over you.

-Team Voseph.
-Oh, my God.

That looks
so much better on you.

Yeah, exactly. I love it.

I hate those guys.

Just they're so, like,
always in the background

and they're so, like, eugh.

You know, judgey.

-It looks like Liberace on him.
-It's my new jacket.

I love it.

[laughs]

That m*therf*cker just said

that your coat
looked better on Laura.

-Oh, he said that?
-Oh, I heard it.

I was like, ya-ya-ya-ya,
chihuahuas.

-Chihuahuas.
-Little dogs.

-They are like that.
-Yeah, like ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.

Speaking of barky
little b*tches.

-I can't do this.
-What? Just say it.

So today I have something that
I really need to say to Laura.

And it involves one of
our mutual friends, Penny,

who I've known for years.
So Penny told me months ago

that Laura had borrowed about
30 pieces of clothing from her,

hadn't given it back to her.

Penny's reached out to her
a million times.

So she asked
if I would say something.

I hate being in the middle
of sh*t and I like you.

I love you. We've known
each other for so long.

-Right.
-Okay.

So Penny knew that
I was seeing you today.

-Oh, yeah.
-And she goes,

"Laura borrowed 30 pieces
of dresses from me months ago."

"I know you're seeing her.
I've DM'd her."

"I've texted her.
She hasn't returned it."

And I'm like, "Sure."

I think she thinks that she gave
me things that I don't have.

-Oh.
-Adeel is like a flea,

something that just jumps on you

and then bites you and then just
annoys the f*ck out of you.

She made it sound
like you just took off with it.

Well, listen,
I'm just the messenger.

And Laura shouldn't have
stolen those clothes

if she didn't
wanna get called out.

Sorry, b*tch.

-Cheers.
-No.

[music]

I don't know
what's happening right now.

First, it's Adeel airing
Laura's dirty laundry.

And now for whatever reason,

Coco then turns on the wonderful
Cheyenne, my Boston beauty.

So are you a receptionist
or are you an assistant there?

And Robin, I would never
call you a receptionist.

That's like saying,
"Oh, do you clean the floor?"

This is a beauty event.
We are not in the playground.

Can't we all just get along?
I mean, what is this?

I don't know.
I'd rather be the receptionist.

-[Coco] I'm not talking to you.
-What?

So I did have a conversation

with one of the Kim Vo
team members

and I was not pleased with
the way our conversation went.

I'm sorry that you're offended
by that. That's not my problem.

-Are you a receptionist?
-Yes.

-Oh, okay.
-Yes, I was, actually.

And she just got a chair
at the salon.

It wasn't a dig at Robin,

but clearly,
it's ruffled her feathers.

The receptionist is actually
the f*cking captain of the ship.

-Amen.
-It's not.

It's true, though. It is true.

The receptionist
screws up your book,

everyone else's day
is f*cked up.

And they're all pissed at you.

I thought she was being
very disrespectful

and then she was like,
"What are you, like,

the front desk girl
or something?"

And, you know, instead
of just asking me what I do.

It's okay.
I don't accept your apology.

-You don't have to.
-I wasn't going to.

Exactly. You don't have to.
I'm not-I'm not needing it.

You know, when you have
Ted in here, Jason in here,

Kim Vo in here, like,
all these people.

And then it's like, you put me
all the way at the bottom.

Like, don't ever. I just feel
like that was super rude.

I am not trying to disrespect
anybody here.

I know what
the hustle takes here,

so I am just trying to find out
what you do.

-So when I already said I was-
-She's lying.

-A hair stylist.
-I am not lying.

Get the f*ck out of here.

Don't put your hand
in people's face.

-Who are you kidding?
-Who are you kidding?

-Who are you kidding?
-Go somewhere.

You go somewhere
with your f*cking Playboy hat.

-Look at that-
-Your f*cking Playboy hat.

Wow, you are so cute, Cheyenne.

It's like she has this bone to
pick with everyone all the time.

I mean, she came for my hat.

The whole Kim Vo team is, like,
bullshit to me, okay?

Coco and Robin, Jesus!

What's with those two?
I don't get it.

They need to cool their tempers
and just relax.

Tell them to get the knives
out of their throats.

You guys, it's a small,
little beauty world.

They've been doing hair
in Los Angeles for ten years.

You're better off
to have friends than enemies.

We appreciate you,
but we don't need this!

After this, I just don't feel
like mixing Team Starring

and Team Kim Vo is a good idea.

Adeel just made it that I stole
all of your clothing.

He made you look
like you're a shitty-a*s friend,

so I just wanna
play it like that.

Oh, yeah.

Adeel, Penny wants
to talk to you.

I'm literally so offended that
Laura is trying to make a scene

when she's the one
who did something wrong.

b*tch, don't steal
someone's clothes.

Hi, are you...

What?

No, I'm not. Honey,
you told me...I have your DMs.

Laura is cheap and cheesy

and not in a delicious
delivery pizza kind of way.

-No, that's not what I said.
-No, I said it makes me look-

-That's not what I said.
-No, I said it makes me look

like I haven't given
her clothing back.

That's what I said to her.

You know what's so funny is
that no one can embarrass me.

I think Adeel is so threatened
by me

that he has to find anything
to, um, try to embarrass me.

But it's so funny because
every single time he does,

I just hit him back
three times harder.

You have to understand. Wait.
Just hear me. I just wanna...

Literally.

Is the girl trying to frame him?

I have no idea.

This is a beauty convention.

It's supposed to be beautiful,
not ugly.

Why is asking you if you're
a receptionist a f*cking...

Why is that a dis?

I had nothing to do
with this today.

Adeel came up to me talking
about you. Remember that.

And I said, I've spent the last
six months being a receptionist

and I am not offended
by you asking me that

when I'm a f*cking 20-year
f*cking hairstylist.

Ah!

You know, having cancer,
life's too short.

So when I see drama, I just
wanna pull Adeel away from it,

pull myself away from it
and just walk away.

They're all just, like, barky
little b*tches. They really are.

They are barky little b*tches.

We're not going down
to their level.

-We are not.
-This is not where we're going.

Let's go.

I am so disappointed
in the Starring team. I mean,

I came here with open arms,
open checkbook, open everything.

-That's just beyond.
-Baby.

-Are you okay?
-No. I'm not.

I'm hearing, seeing things

that I don't think
that's really up to standards.

-Nobody f*ck with my friends.
-Come down with me. Come on.

You know, I'm not gonna let
my proposal plans get ruined

by all this craziness.

[Cheyenne] It's been a very
catty and standoffish meeting.

Robby was the only one
from the salon

who was, you know, trying
to cool things down a bit.

Probably the only common ground
we have right now

between these two salons.

Like, when something like
this happens, yeah,

Robby wants everyone to act
like f*cking ladies,

but he's always trying
to be up everyone else's a*s,

instead of being himself
and true to, like,

whoever the f*ck that is,
which I don't know.

I'm just gonna have to, like,
not work the same days as him.

'Cause I can't keep hearing
the f*cking story.

The fake story
that he tells everyone.

He's all, "You don't wanna make
bad in this industry

'cause it's small."

Yes, it's small, but you
don't have to like everybody.

Well, Robby's, like, quick
to throw, like, a life raft,

you know?

It's like, you know, no one's
looking for that right now.

It's like, just be real
in the situation.

Stand up for your friends.

I always have my team's back

because it is so important
as a leader and as a mentor

to make sure that everyone
on my team is taken care of.

I was actually expecting
something to happen

because any time you get,
you know,

amateurs with professionals,
you...

It just so happens
that you have riffraff.

Those girls work
in west Hollywood,

but they're not west Hollywood.

I don't like it when ladies
don't act like ladies.

Okay.

Your voice has to stop,
Robby, sometimes.

We don't need to hear a book
all the time,

the stories and the words

and it's just a lot of noise
when it needs to be quiet.

You're talking
to the wrong person right now.

Oh, girl, please.
It's not about you.

You guys, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm a little nervous about my
Starring colleagues over here.

All right, the grass is starting
to look a lot greener

on the Kim Vo side of the fence.

Coco, I don't like you coming
for me 'cause I really love you.

I don't want to talk to you
right now.

You know, they've always
had a little, I don't know.

-A thing.
-They've never really clicked.

Those two.

Coco, I don't know what I did
to you or what happened, Cokes.

Your inability to understand
what's going on.

I'm not feeling the love today
from the co-workers.

I don't know what's happening.
I mean, these stars of Starring

have all kind of turned against
me while all I am trying to do

is keep that Starring flag
raised high

and waving it back and forth.
Ladies, gentlemen, it is time

to act with more class
than sass, in my opinion.

Ted, let me say this.
You're the captain of this ship.

And I come
from a boating family.

And whatever the captain says
is right

and I'm a good sailor.

Whatever it is,
I'm on your ship, baby.

-I can't keep listening to it!
-f*cking relax, Coco!

Animal Crackers, baby!
Eat 'em up, baby!

Eat the crackers, Coco!

'Cause I'm sick of whatever
you're talking about right now.

You gotta get thirsty
for that camera.

-Coco.
-Wow, she's an actress.

Coco turned around and all I saw
were Animal Crackers

on the back of his jacket.

I can't listen
to her voice anymore.

I could feel the hair
on top of my head going.

And I had just had it.
I had had it with Coco.

I had it with the whole
situation and the whole team.

I was like, Jesus,
am I on the wrong team?

I wanted to go... I wanted
to go hang out with the Vos.

I lost it.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

A lot of things
went down today

that we honestly
weren't anticipating.

But hey, this is the business
we call beauty,

which sometimes is
a little ugly.

♪ I don't need to be
Some sentimental man ♪

♪ I've been feeling all
These ways without you near ♪

[Kim] I don't think Adeel knows
what's about to happen.

I think he really thinks...

I have been telling him we need
to just get away and just relax.

And I've been doing
a pretty good job.

I am so nervous,
driving down to Laguna.

I trust you.
You're Prince Charming.

Wherever you're gonna take me,
I just need to get way.

I need to get away from all
this, like, crazy negativity.

You know, I thought
on the way there,

is this the wrong time
for an engagement? Oh, my gosh.

I am just still flabbergasted.

But, you know,
I have a philosophy.

You do not cancel something good
for something that was just bad.

You gotta live life.

[music]

I can't believe you brought me
to our first vacation date ever.

It was here at Montage Laguna.

-Is that crazy?
-Yeah.

I am so excited.
We're probably gonna have...

If I know Kim right, and I do,

we're gonna have
a very romantic night.

And great food and just enjoy
each other. Turn off our phones.

Doctor's orders.

So you know what? Go in.
There's a surprise.

Okay. You're making me nervous.

-Don't be nervous.
-I hope it's a good surprise.

-This is a great surprise.
-Okay.

-Are you good?
-Good.

I've got your room key
here for you.

-Thank you.
-Have you ready.

-All right, love-
-I'm gonna freshen up.

-Talk to you later. All right.
-Love you.

-Meet you over there.
-Okay.

[music]

I've been running around
Beverly Hills

and looking for all the pieces
I know that he's gonna love.

I want him to have
the "Pretty Woman" moment

where he's gonna walk
through that door.

Oh, my God. What is all this?

And see all these beautiful
outfits all set up

and be so surprised.

Oh, my God. This is the
Ala Von cape I was looking for.

He's insane in the best of ways.

Okay. All right, he told me
to meet him in two seconds

so I've gotta change.

I can't believe he did this.
[screams] This is insane!

♪ Look at me now
I'm off the clock, ah ♪

♪ Look at me now ♪

So if my plan works,
Adeel's gonna get changed.

I'm gonna get changed.

And then I'll be waiting for him
with that gorgeous ring.

Adeel and I had our first date
at the Montage, Laguna Beach.

You couldn't have
a better background

and I knew
that he would love that.

Adeel looks amazing
walking towards me.

I'm feeling jittery. I'm feeling
that this has to be a yes.

God, if he said no,
it would crush me.

But in a weird way,
I understand.

You know, in that saying in
marriage, "death do you part."

And you've gotta be
an extraordinary person

to go through that
with somebody.

And you know, feel their pain
and be empathetic.

There is a slim chance of a no.

-What is this?
-Surprise.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Honey.

-I love you.
-I told you we were getting away

-for a little while.
-Yeah.

-Just for a few days.
-Yeah.

What I didn't tell you
is the other part of this.

What's the other part of this?
You're making me...

What's the other part of this?

Honey?

You've stuck with me
for seven years.

Oh, my gosh.

-Four of them were difficult.
-Yeah.

Stop.

Oh, my gosh.

I wanna ask you...

[Adeel] Honey.

-Honey, it's pear shaped.
-To marry me.

Of course. Of course.
I love you.

I realized Kim was the one

the second that we met
and our eyes locked.

He picked me up,
put me on the bar,

started kissing me and I just...

I just like melted into this,
like, fairy tale of a life.

-Are you shocked?
-I'm in shock. Are you...

No wonder you were so nervous.

I'd say that our life is
a fairy tale.

It can quickly, in two seconds,
turn into an awful nightmare.

I can't live
this life without him.

I couldn't. I just, I couldn't.

You're my it.
You're my it forever.

I-I don't know what
I would do without you

in any sense of the word.

I'm praying that by the grace
of God and the universe

and everything good,

that something happens and saves
him before it's too late. So...

Yeah.

-I love you.
-I love you too, baby.

-Come on.
-Okay.

♪ I've got a lot of love ♪

♪ Got a lot of
Got a lot of love ♪

[Adeel] I see the wedding
looking like South of France,

elephants, horses, peacocks,
Kylie Minogue, Britney as well.

Like, I don't think
it's too much to ask.

Kylie Minogue, like,
you know Britney.

♪ When you walked in the door ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Could've swore
I had a fever ♪

♪ You made me a believer ♪

♪ Is this love
At first sight? ♪

♪ I had to take a breather ♪

♪ 'Cause I got a lot
In my heart ♪

♪ Got a lot of love ♪

♪ Got a lot of love for me ♪

♪ Got a lot of love ♪

♪ Cause I got a lot of love ♪

♪ Got a lot of love ♪

♪ I've got a lot of love
For me ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪