Da Possessed (2014)

[bunniefuu]

[eerie music playing]

[bats squeaking]

[chattering]

-[g*nsh*t]
-[screaming]

[crying]

-[chattering]
-[g*nsh*t]

[Kemerut]
You will soon feel the wrath

of Anastacio Balbitero Jr.!

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

[young Ramon] ♪ Hide and seek
Underneath the moonlight ♪

♪ Let's all play
in the darkness of the night ♪

♪ When I count to ten
all of you have hidden ♪

One, two, three,

four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

[insects trilling]

{\an8}AC, I can see your butt.

[eerie music playing]

Where did they hide?

[wind whistling]

-Huh?
-[frog croaking]

[leaves rustling]

[screaming]

{\an8}Mom!

[dog barking]

Mom! Mom!

Son.

Dad?

Mom! Mom! Mommy!

[panting]

Son.

Don't be shocked.

[gasps]

I told you not to be shocked.

Your father is dead.

{\an8}If Dad is dead, then who was...

{\an8}[gasping]

[screaming]

{\an8}There! Let's go near them!

[Ramon screams]

{\an8}Mommy! Mom! Mom!

{\an8}-[grunts]
-[boy 2] There's no ghost!

{\an8}Mom! Mom! Mommy!

Mom!

[knocking on door]

{\an8}-Oh, Ramon.
-Good evening, ma'am!

{\an8}-Is Kiki ready?
-Yes.

{\an8}Kiki, get down here!
Ramon is waiting for you.

[gasping]

{\an8}Mom! [panting]

{\an8}Mom!

{\an8}Mom!

{\an8}[panting]

{\an8}[crows cawing]

[rat squeaking]

[shuddering]

[owl hooting]

[gecko chirping]

[gasping]

Son.

Dad?

[squeals]

Wait!

Wait, hey!

[boy] How much is your barbeque?

Fifteen pesos.

-How about this one?
-Ten pesos.

Mom! Mom!

[panting]

Mom! Mom! Mom!

-[grunting]
-[wheezing]

Bro, here! Take this! Hey, hey!

[inhaling]

[gasps]

Bro, Mom,
I saw Dad's ghost again.

He looked different this time.

His belly was bigger
and his hair was whiter.

[panting]

Wait! That's not what
he looked like before, right?

[scary music playing]

[Marie]
Maybe you just never noticed

that your dad's belly
was really big.

Of course, when you drown...

you take in a lot of sea water.

Then you eat seaweeds,

tin cans, Styrofoam,

some used diapers
and other stuff.

Oh, I'll get you some water.

Grandma, why does Grandpa's
ghost always show itself to us?

How did Grandpa die?

Your grandpa...

was a seaman.

One day, his ship sank.

Then a shark ate him.

His body was never found.

Kids, your belly will surely
bloat from drowning.

When you drown,

your body gets stuffed
with seaweeds, clams.

Maybe some cans,
Styrofoam, used diapers

and many other things.

Please, Marie.

Don't butt
into the conversation.

This is family matter.

[scoffs]

[scary music playing]

[wind whistling]

[curtains rustling]

That's just the wind, Ramon.
Don't be scared.

[thunder crashing]

[shuddering]

That's just thunder, Ramon.
Don't overreact.

-[cats hissing]
-[gasps]

That's just the cat, Ramon.
Don't be stupid. Please?

[cat meowing]

[whimpering]

[floor creaking]

[footsteps]

It's just your imagination,
Ramon.

It's just your imagination,
Ramon.

[footsteps approaching]

[door slams]

Don't be scared!
Don't be scared!

[creaks]

[screams]

[screams]

Bro, wake up!

[screams]

Bro? Mom?

Get up! The whole town's
knocking on our door!

-Come on!
-Come on!

Huh? Wait!

[Belen] Don't stop me!
What the heck is this?

-It's already midnight!
-[Ramon] Chill, Mom!

These idiots
can't just barge in on us!

What are you doing here?

-Sorry for the intrusion.
-You are not forgiven.

Your house is pretty far.

Yes. I know our house
is quite far.

-Good evening.
-Mom, stop overreacting.

It's been a year since your last
payment for your bank loan.

[Belen] So?

You haven't paid your real
estate tax for two years.

And so?

You have not updated your
housing loan in three years.

-So what?
-For a grand total of...

Php125,000.00

That's the amount of money
you owe us.

-Really?
-You have until next month

to pay the full amount.

This is your last warning.

If you won't pay,
we will tear down your house

and drag you out of here.

You b*stards!

-Get out of here! b*stards!
-We are sorry.

See you in court.

Stop it, Mom! Stop it!

[grunts]

Where are your parents?

How come they're not
eating breakfast with us?

[Marie] When will we leave
this house, Berting?

Every year, you promise
we will have our own place,

but you never fulfill it!

[Berting]
I already made a promise,

and you still want me
to fulfill it?

You are so demanding, Marie!

Marie! I can't hold it
any longer!

[thumps]

Mom, Berting might hurt Marie.

Leave them alone.
It's a couple's argument.

[Marie] I can't stand
your mother any longer.

Up to now, she does not treat me
like I'm part of the family.

[Berting] That's not true!

[Marie] Not true?

Every time
we take a family picture,

she excludes me
because she says

I'm not part of the family.

Am l not part of the family,
Berting?

-[glass shatters]
-[Berting] Come on, Marie!

It's just a picture!

Fine! I'll take as many photos
of you as you please.

-[glass shatters]
-Marie! Marie!

-I can't stand this anymore!
-Mom, shouldn't we do something?

No, let them be.

Eat.

[Marie] For seven years,
Berting, I've felt like...

I'm Cinderella.

-[thumps]
-[chuckles]

She should say sorry
to Cinderella for that.

[Marie] Mistreated, humiliated,
always being stepped on,

maligned, attacked,
rejected by your mother.

-Your witch mother!
-[bell dings]

[Berting] Marie! Marie!

Me? A witch?

-I'll show her who the witch is!
-Mom, wait!

You said
it's a couple's argument.

-Why are you getting involved?
-I changed my mind.

It's now a fight
between in-laws!

Mom!

[Berting] Marie! Marie!

Who's a witch?

Don't you--

[Berting]
Marie! Let me out of here!

Mom...

Don't get mad at Marie.

Remember, being mad
makes you age faster.

You will lose your beautiful,
baby face.

[Berting]
Bro? Bro, get me out of here!

-I beg of you! Open the closet!
-[giggles] "Baby face."

[shushes]

Do I really have a baby's face?

[chuckles]
Oh, Mom. That's pretty obvious.

You look like
you're still 20 years old.

[giggles]

Oh, you. I'm turning 60
in a couple of months, remember?

Oh, my God! I didn't know, Mom.

[laughs]
I thought you were only 20.

[giggles]

But you know, Mom,
if you finish your breakfast,

your face will be rejuvenated.

You might even look
like a fetus.

-Oh, really? [giggles]
-Mm-mm.

[closet rattling]

Mother.

Breakfast is the most important
meal of the day.

So, let's eat.

[Ramon] Hmm? Okay?

Thanks.

-[murmurs]
-Oh.

-Oh, yeah, I forgot.
-[Berting] Let me out!

It's so dark in here!

[whimpers]

[panting]

Is that a new fashion trend?

I'm going to look for a job.

[all] No way!

Son, you know
you're not fit for employment.

You're clumsy, flimsy, fragile,

sickly, weak, asthmatic,

shaky, and a scaredy-cat.

Thanks for announcing it, Mom.

Ramon, we're just concerned
about you.

Don't be too sensitive.

I will work for this family.

Bro, what kind of job
can you get?

No one hires mummies.

♪ If you think my heart ♪

♪ Is deceiving you ♪

-♪ You should know ♪
-Ma'am, share your blessings.

Thanks.

-♪ I need you ♪
-Hello, sir.

Share your blessings.

♪ So that l can live
in this world ♪

Thank you so much.
God bless you, bro!

♪ I feel like Superman
When l am with you ♪

[Belen] Seventy-six pesos
and twenty-five centavos.

Wow! Thank you so much!
This will be a big help.

If you keep this up,

we will be able to pay our debt
by 2017.

Uh, let me find a job.

Don't butt in, Marie.

This is family business.

Marie, I don't think
you should be the one to work.

You have to take care
of Michelle and Ryan.

Mm.

Um, we have no other choice.
I'm at the right age.

And I want to help out.

Please, Mom,
can I look for a job already?

You're sickly, weak, asthmatic,

flimsy, shaky, clumsy,

and also a scaredy-cat.

Mm. See that?

[chuckles]

-That way.
-There?

Yes.

-Ouch!
-It's not in yet.

I'm just cleaning your skin.

[dripping]

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-There?
-Yes.

[shrieks]

[dripping]

-There?
-Yes.

[sighs]

[groaning]

Thank you.

Three thousand
seven hundred sixty-five

and seventy-five cents
all in all.

[groans]

We just need P121, 234 pesos

and 25 centavos.

Good luck.

I have no blood left, Mom.

Where will I get
that kind of money?

[paper thuds]

Who's throwing stuff?

"Job opening.

Immediate hiring.

Landscape artist.

Please call 924-3218."

What's a landscape artist?

[swooshes]

[clanking]

What's this?

There's something inside.

"Landscape artist.
A glorified gardener."

Oh, so that's what it is.

So, how much am I going to earn?

[shrieks]

[grunts]

"Salary: 121,234.25!"

[shrieks]

I've heard this before.

For real?

[screams]

"The salary is exactly
the amount you need!

You're still complaining?"

I don't believe this.

[grunting, screams]

[man]
Get down. Get down from there.

Get down! Hurry!

[Ramon]
Ramon, it's just a building.

It's just a building, Ramon.

Ramon, it's just a building.

It's just a building, Ramon.

-Leave this place.
-[gasps]

[shuddering]

Do not dare touch this land.

-Leave!
-But why?

There are so many of them here.

-They cannot rest.
-Who's "they"?

Please expound!

Hey! Hey!

-[shudders]
-[woman] Help me! Help!

[man] The soil here is too dry.

Nothing can survive here
except for camels and cacti.

[whistle trilling]

[Anna grunting]

Whoa!

[man] Wow! That's amazing!

[whistles]

[cheering]

Relax, guys. It's just me.

[grunts]

[moaning]

-Bles! Bles!
-What?

You dropped your panty!

You pervert! That isn't mine!

Just because
it's an old granny panty

-doesn't mean it's mine.
-It has your name on it.

That's just a coincidence.

-It has your signature.
-What?

-Your signature.
-What?

Your signature. Look!

What? I can't hear you!
Your signal's weak!

Hi, ma'am!

I have a joke for you.

Knock, knock!

Go home now!

You're fired!

[groans]

His style is washed up.

Hi! You thought
I was Vin Diesel?

Relax, it's just me.

Vin Diesel texted me.
He wants his reputation back.

Do you want to have
coffee with me?

Smile if yes. Backflip if no.

Of course, you'd smile.
It's harder to do a backflip.

[cheering]

[Bles laughs]

You wanna kiss me?

Smile if yes. Double backflip
and somersault if no.

I'd rather lose my job.
I'm fired.

[indistinct chattering]

Anyone else wants
to get fired today?

This casino will open
in six months' time.

We need to begin
landscaping at once.

Just in time for the launching.

I am going to hire


[giggles]

-[grunting]
-♪ My love for you is true ♪

♪ And that is not a joke ♪

♪ So l hope you'll believe ♪

♪ This love l have for you ♪

[Ramon grunting]

[cracks]

[shrieks]

[blood sputters]

[shrieking]

[gasps]

[evil laughter]

[laughing maniacally]

Yes! Finally, we're free!
[giggles]

[evil laughter]

[shuddering]

[evil laughter]

[shrieks]

Ramon? Ramon? Ramon!

[indistinct chatter]

[eerie music playing]

[woman] Ma'am, excuse me.
Do you have any news?

[attendant]
...please proceed to the ICU.

Paging Dr. Villanueva,
please proceed to the ICU.

Dr. Villanueva,
please proceed to the ICU.

Aunt Belen, sorry--

Don't you call me "Aunt."
You are not my niece.

-Grandma Belen--
-What?

Ma'am Belen.

-Yes?
-Ma'am Belen,

Ramon is our most hardworking
landscape artist.

We can't afford to lose him.
He is an asset to the company.

He might be up
for Employee of the Month.

What good will being
an Employee of the Month do

if my son is already dead?

-I'm still alive, Mom.
-Quiet!

[Anna]
I'm sorry for what happened.

I'll increase his salary,
even his hazard pay, over--

[Belen shushes]

Ramon will not go back to work.
And that is my final answer.

You can leave now.

And don't forget to bring along
your best-in-costume maid.

Hey! I'm her aunt!

Really? It doesn't look like it.

[giggles]

Come on, Anna.
We are not welcome here.

Ha!

Come on, Anna, let's go!

Look who's talking!

[squeals] My God!

[Kemerut] From now on, Ramon,
you'll be my babe.

I won't leave you.

[crackles]

[clanking]

[clanking continues]

-Berting, Berting.
-[groans]

Don't mind it,
it's just the wind.

The wind
does not sound like that!

That's not the wind! Come on!

Just go to sleep.

[clanking]

Stop it!

[shudders]

Be quiet.

[door thudding]

[shudders]

Close the door.

[whimpers]

Close it!

Come here! Come here, quick!

[suspenseful music playing]

Marie! Marie!

Marie! Marie!
Wait for me, Marie!

Marie! Marie!

[laughing maniacally]

[yawning]

[hissing]

[girl giggling]

Michelle!

Stop playing! Go to sleep!

[giggling]

[eerie music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

-You're it!
-[screams]

[ghost giggling]

[Ramon] Mm...

[snorting]

[mouthing]

-[laughing]
-[yawning]

Mom.

Why does the bed stink?
It's like someone pissed on it.

And not just any piss, it smells
like a 60-year-old's piss.

[bell dings]

[laughing]

Oh, by the way,
I'm going back to work.

Ramon.

Mom, someone needs to work
in this family.

Our home is at stake here.

Okay, fine.

But when you go back to work,

you better tell me first, okay?

Yes, Mom. Yes.

How come it still stinks of piss
even though the door's closed?

-That's strong.
-[Belen coughs]

[Anna] Ramon!

Why are you late?

Uh, ma'am, because...

You came back.

I thought Auntie did not
want you to work here again.

Huh?

Ma'am Belen. [chuckles]

Ah. I thought so, too, ma'am.

I thought she wouldn't let me.

Okay, I'll get back to work now.

Mm-hmm.

Ramon.

♪ My love for you is true ♪

Ma'am, why are you crying?

This necklace is the only thing

my father left me
before he died.

-Sorry, sorry.
-It might get broken.

I'll untangle it carefully.

I miss my dad.

Every time I hear the word
"father"...

I always cry.

Oh?

Father?

Fart.

Farting.

Father, father, father!

-[cries]
-Sorry, sorry.

Father, father, father!

Eh!

Father, father, father!

It feels nice to "father" you.

Don't be so polite.

You can call me Anna. Just Anna.

Anna Just Anna?

Anna Just Anna?

-That's kind of long.
-[chuckles]

Anna!

I'm just kidding.

Is that so?

[chuckling]

Hey! You're not hungry?

What happened here?
This used to be a farm, right?

Filled with fruits, vegetables,
and so many things.

What happened?

You're right.

Maybe it's the effect
of global warming.

I mean, people should know
that global warming

is the biggest threat
to mankind and to earth.

But George Bush said,

"There's a lot
of differing opinions

and before we react,
I think it's best

to have a full accounting,
full understanding

-of what's taking place."
-[chuckles]

[bell dinging]

Stop it! It's time to go home!
For God's sake!

It's a good thing
it easily untangles.

Of course.
We can't stay here all day.

Uh.

Anna.

Ramon.

Can I court you?

Mm-mm.

-[gasps] Really?
-Mm-mm.

-♪ My love for you is true ♪
-[shaking]

[squeals]

♪ And that is not a joke ♪

-♪ So l hope you'll believe ♪
-[giggling]

-♪ This love l have for you ♪
-[squealing]

♪ So l hope you'll believe ♪

Stop smiling like that, Anna!

What smile?

Am I smiling, Aunt Bles?

I'm not smiling.

That's your "in-love" smile.

Me, in love? What's that?

Is that edible?

[squealing]

-Hey!
-Ouch!

Ramoncito! Are you in love?

Me, Mom? In love?

Hey, you have no proof.

-What are you talking about?
-Don't tell me

you are courting that Anna.

I don't like her.

She's not pretty.
She just has big boobs.

Really, Mom? They're big?

Big!

Like an underwear
and whiskey model combined!

Don't try to hide it, Anna.
You're so obvious.

You're a brave girl,

but when it comes to love,
you're vulnerable.

You've been in love


Thirteen times
you've been brokenhearted.

Thirteen times you've bought
your own wedding ring.

And you're only 28!
You're a flirt!

Hmm. [chuckles]

Don't you dare court that girl.

And don't hide it from me.

Family members don't lie
to each other.

I'm not hiding anything, Mom.
Promise.

Let's sleep, Mom. Good night.

Good night! Sleep!

I have a new playmate!

Someone will finally
bury us properly.

He is the key to our vengeance.

[laughs]

[coughing]

[laughing]

[squealing]

[snoring]

We will use Ramon's body.

You mean,
we make him our possession?

[Kemerut] He was the one
who disturbed our resting place.

He woke us up.

Therefore, he is the chosen one.

-The chosen one?
-Mm-hmm.

I'll be able to play again.

[Dadu chuckles]

-Go, Anya.
-Mm.

[gasps]

[sneezes]

Entering the nose is no good.

-Find another hole.
-All right.

I'll have to time it right.

[Dadu] There, there. Perfect.

One, two, three. Yow!

[grunts]

[snorts, grunts]

[mosquito buzzing]

It still didn't work.

Yuck! There's so saliva.

Oh, I know what to do!
[chuckles]

Ramon is naughty.
He likes it in a different hole.

You, naughty boy.

Whoa!

[Kemerut laughs]

[farts]

[coughs] Yuck! It stinks!

Dump that out, Ramon!

-It stinks!
-What the heck, Ramon?

Go to the bathroom!
Smells like a septic tank!

Mom, that's your breath.

[coughs]

[grunting] I tasted it.

How was your trip inside?

[retches, groans]

Hi, Anna!
May I ask you out on a date?

[whoops, chuckles]

Mm-mm. [chuckles]

-Okay.
-Hmm.

[chuckles]

[roars]

[horn honks]

[laughing]

{\an8}This is my latest project,
the casino!

{\an8}What do you think, my friends?

{\an8}That's a brilliant idea,
Don Demetrio!

Why are they laughing?
It's so corny.

Look who's talking!

How can you trust such faces?

I think they're just
naturally happy people.

[chortles]

Listen up!

He is my foster father,
Don Demetrio.

He owns this casino.

We all work for him.

-You got it?
-[laughter]

{\an8}I'm happy to meet all of you.

{\an8}We, workers,
are so happy to meet you.

Shut up!

Father...

That is Ramon.

Our most hardworking
and most handsome employee.

-Hmph!
-Mm. Aah.

-[Anna] Get back to work!
-[Bles] Go!

Ramon, just stay there.

Father.

This is Ramon.

Our most hardworking
and most handsome employee.

[both chuckling]

[gasps]

-[bones crackle]
-[grunts]

[laughing]

{\an8}Is there anyone
among you, low lives,

{\an8}who wants to die by my g*n
and the fists of my friends

{\an8}just to court Anna?

{\an8}None. No one, Don Demetrio.

-[grunts]
-[Ramon squeals]

[whimpering]

Hi, Anna! Let me walk you home.

-[grunts]
-Are you mad?

-[grunts]
-You are mad.

-Anna.
-[screams]

You're really mad!

Anna, Anna.

How do you make
a banana disappear?

-How?
-Replace "B" with '"G".

Gone-nana.
In English, it's gone!

Anna, listen to me.

Let me explain.

And why should I listen to you?

You're not even
courting me, right?

It was my first time
to meet Don Demetrio.

Of course,
I got a little scared.

-[bell dings]
-A little?

You were on your knees,
face flat on the ground.

Scared to your wits!

Anna!

I promise you,
I'll be braver next time.

Anna. Anna.

I want you to know.

I will really pursue you.

I will court you,
and will be proud of it.

[giggles]

Anna, how do you make
a banana reappear?

How?

Show-nana!

How do you make a banana run?

-How?
-Run-nana-run-nana.

Run-nana-run-nana.
Run-nana-run-nana.

How do you make
a banana go away?

How?

Bye-nana! Leave!

Gone-nana!

Wanna come with me?
Run-nana-run-nana.

Run-nana-run-nana.

You came home late again!

-Me?
-No! Me!

Late?

That's not true, Father.

Who's your new boyfriend?

Boyfriend? [chuckles]

What's that? Is that edible?

Don't forget.

You've had


They were all scared of me.

No one was brave enough
to pursue you.

So if one thinks
of courting you,

he must go through me first!

Because if not,

he can never get near you!

Yes, Father.

[sighs]

-Bles.
-What?

Talk some sense into your niece.

[scoffs]

[Arnel] ♪ Happy birthday
Happy birthday ♪

Make a wish!

♪ Happy birthday ♪

Now, blow the candle!

♪ Happy birthday ♪

Blow!

Yehey!

Happy birthday, Anna!

[young Anna] Thank you, Daddy!

-I love you!
-I love you, too, Daddy.

I miss my Daddy.

[sniffles]

I wish he didn't die so soon.

[indistinct chatter though TV]

We were so happy. Right, Auntie?

We were poor.

But we were happy and contented.

It's not that I'm complaining
with my life now.

[cries, sniffles]

It's just that...

I feel like I'm in a cage.

I understand, Anna.

But I also understand
Don Demetrio.

He's just protecting you.

I saw how close Don Demetrio
and your Daddy were.

That's why,
when your Daddy died,

he took you in as his own.

But sometimes,
he's too protective, Auntie.

He's always overreacting!
Just like you.

Huh?

Always overreacting!

Always!

Always overreacting!
Always overreacting!

Why?

[wails]

Why is he always overreacting?

Always, overreacting!

He's overreacting, Auntie!
Always overreacting!

[squealing]

Hey, Berting!

Why are you here?

Did you and Marie fight again?

Hey, Berting!

Get up! I'm sleepy.

You don't want to get up?

[grunts] Berting!

Ramon!

What is it? Why are you
calling me? What do you want?

[shudders]

Hi, Babe!

[gasps]

[coughs]

[Bles scoffs]

[both grunting]

[groans, gargles]

Hmm. It stinks like durian!

[scoffs]

She got hit with durian!

Hello, Doc.

-Oh, Ramon.
-Hi, Doc!

Belen. Berting.

According to my mother-in-law,
I'm not a part of the family.

Hello!

No! She's not part
of the family, too.

Get used to it.

[scoffs]

I am certainly
not part of the family!

-Thank God for that!
-[Bles] Yes, I know!

-We're not related to reptiles!
-Oh.

Okay, fine. [clears throat]

Members of the family,
I'll give it to you straight.

Ramon's heart is really weak.

That's not asthma that makes him
black out when he gets scared.

But panic attacks.

Huh?

He shouldn't be allowed
to get scared again.

If he gets scared,

-he might die.
-What?

Doc, what does that mean?

It's like this.

Whoa! There's a ghost
behind you, Ramon!

-[squeals]
-[Anna] Ramon!

-[flatlining]
-Ramon!

Ramon!

-Ramon! Ramon!
-Ramon!

[wailing]

Ramon!

-Ramon!
-Ramon!

Ramon!

Doc, revive him!

-Clear?
-Clear.

[gasps]

-[panting]
-[Anna] Ramon?

[Anna] Ramon?

[sighs]

[wheezing]

That will happen
if he gets another panic attack.

Doc, does that mean I'll die
if I get scared again?

Like I said,

who's that beside you?

[screams]

-[flatlining]
-Ramon?

-Ramon!
-Ramon!

Ramon!

[clamoring]

Ramon?

[wailing]

Ramon!

-Clear?
-Clear.

[gasps, wheezing]

Uh, any more questions?

-None.
-Mm!

We get it, Doc.

Good.

Okay. Well, then I'll go ahead.

Okay, Doc. Please, go ahead.
Leave.

I knew it! I told you
this would happen!

You shouldn't be working
for that girl!

-But, Mom, I'm courting her!
-No! I won't allow it!

[grunting]

[cries]

Ramon!

Okay! I allow it!
You may court her!

Right, my dear?
I love you, dear!

I love you!
Welcome to the family!

I love you!
[crying]

Just for you, my child.

[mouths] Family?

She's family?

Hello, guys!

Welcome to my crib!

Granny, is that you?

Long time no see!

I know, right?

You touched the lot!

Huh? Granny, I'm still a virgin!

[clears throat]

Granny, we need your help.

Strange things
are happening in our house.

[shudders] Yes!

Ask her help for your face, too.

[both growl]

[Ramon] Granny, don't sleep.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We need to be sure
that your house is haunted.

-First...
-[shudders]

[hushes]

[Granny] If you feel there's
someone playing with your hair

or with your blanket

while you're sleeping.

[growling]

-[muffled scream]
-[growls]

[both whimpering]

We're 20 percent sure

that there's a ghost
in your house.

Secondly, if things disappear
and reappear by themselves.

[shudders]

[screaming]

We're 40 percent sure!

Third...

[sighs]

[sobs]

if you feel like
someone's watching you

as you bathe,
or as you brush your teeth,

or while you wash your dishes.

[screams]

We're 60 percent sure!

Fourth,

if the piano plays by itself.

Granny, we don't have a piano.

[Berting] Son, we have a piano!

Yahoo! We have a piano!

You can't pay for the house,
but you can buy a piano.

["Moonlight Sonata" playing]

[whimpering]

["Symphony No. 5" plays]

[all] We're 80 percent sure!

Fifth...

when someone plays with a ball,
but nobody sees it.

It must not be a top
or a toy car.

Just ba*ls.

-I'll just buy you a robot.
-Please.

[shudders]

-[bell dings]
-[piano plays]

-None.
-None.

-There are no ghosts.
-None.

-[laughs]
-None.

-[sighs] None.
-None.

[marbles clinking]

[coughs]

[whimpers]

[crying]

♪ Dan dan dan dan ♪

We're 100 percent sure! [cries]

[inhaling]

Berting, tell Ramon to take
the kids out of the house.

He can't be there when
we have the ghosts exorcised.

I said, he can't be there
in the house.

This old geezer's got nothin'!

Crap!

Granny Domeng?

Granny Domeng?

Granny-- [screams]

[Belen] Granny Domeng!

Shh!

She's sleeping!

Keep quiet!

Why are you staring
at us like that?

I had no idea Granny Domeng

still had some spunk
left in her.

We're not gigolos.

We're her grandchildren.

Are you spirit mediums, too?

Uh, yeah.

Well, you do look like
you work with the dead.

Why do you say that?
Why are you here?

My house is haunted.

Maybe you can exorcise
the ghosts.

[man] We can do it.

Mom fasyobolee!

Dude, wait!

You should read it in reverse.
Start from the bottom.

That's called back-masking.

The spirits will weaken faster
for sure.

What are those idiots doing?

Isn't it obvious?
They're trying to expel us.

-Tropar is siyempri.
-Tropar is siyempri.

-Depitipu!
-Depitipu!

-Streyawemeswen!
-Meswena! Out!

Sister, Brother, look at this!

What's that?

[shrieks]

[cries]

Amazing!

Go ahead, you fools! Carry on!

I love this feeling!

Kiri woops.

-Kiri woops.
-Kiri woops.

-Kiri woops.
-Kiri woops. Kiri woops.

Kiri woops.

-Kiri woops.
-Woops.

Kiri woops.

[cries]

They are just fooling us!

Yo! You complete me!

Thanks, guys!

I don't look
like a zombie anymore.

Me, too. I feel so powerful!

Boliripasyoma.

-Out!
-Woop!

-[overlapping chatter]
-[Marie] Mm.

Boliripasyoma.

[grunts]

[clamoring]

[man 1] Why are you flying?
Get back here!

-[man 2] Bro!
-Pull him down!

What the heck!
My underwear, my goodness!

[gasps]

Dude, help! Help! [screams]

[Dadu] That's so cool!

It's like telekinesis.

[clamoring]

Ouch! This hurts!

Oh, it's hot!

Prr!

[grunts]

[shouts]

-[grunting]
-[sizzling]

[screams]

We can finally begin
our fight for justice.

[chuckles]

[screams]

Ouch! Ouch!

[screaming]

[groaning]

[Sunog Baga]
The spirits are gone.

We have driven them out!
[stammering]

[chuckles] Thank you so much!

Thank you.

I got scared for a moment.

Thank you so much!

[men groaning]

Ramon! Hey! Wake up!
It's almost noon!

[spooky music playing]

[Berting shuddering]

[possessed Ramon laughing]

[sputtering]

[laughing manically]

[yells] Mo-- Mommy!

[Berting yelling] Mom! Mom! Mom!

-Berting?
-[stammering] Mom! There!

What?

Look at what happened to Ramon!

Look at the ceiling!
The ceiling! The ceiling!

[all screaming]

[snoring]

-[grunts]
-[coughs]

He's asleep!

He's sleeping so soundly.

Ramon, it's time to eat!

Ramon, come on!

The food is getting cold. Hurry!

You're making me mad!

Sorry, Mom.

[whimpering]

Don't let the food get cold.

-Sorry, Mom.
-[Belen] Mmm.

Hey! Eat!

[Lenlen] Yes, Mom.

-[Belen] Eat your food properly.
-[Lenlen] Yes, Grandma.

[Anya giggling]

[gasps]

[chuckles]

-[in Anya's voice] Let's play!
-[Lenlen] Huh?

-[catsup squirts]
-[Michelle screams]

Ramon.

-[grunts]
-[cries]

-[Ramon laughing]
-What is this, Ramon?

What are you doing?

Ramon, what are you doing?

-Stop fooling around!
-[kids laughing]

[Marie] What's happening to you?

-[Lenlen] Spray Daddy, too!
-[Belen] I said stop it!

[Ramon mimicking Anya]
Fire m*ssile!

-Away!
-[Marie screams]

[Ramon laughing]

-[retches]
-[kids laughing]

[Dadu laughing]

[Dadu-Ramon] Breakfast
is the most important meal.

[Belen] Where is he going?

-[Belen] What is he--?
-Hey!

-[Belen] Hey!
-[horn honks]

[Lenlen]
Uncle Ramon, let me ride!

-Please!
-No, no! Shh! That's dangerous!

-Go back to your meal.
-[Marie] Sit down!

[Dadu-Ramon]
Kids, listen to your granny.

And you, come here!
Get back here!

[Kemerut laughing]

[Belen screaming]

Ramon, what are you doing?!

[Kemerut-Ramon]
I can fly! I can fly!

I love you, babe.

-What is happening to Ramon?
-I told you so!

Something's wrong with Ramon.
You won't believe me!

[Kemerut-Ramon] I'm back!

[cries]

[Anna] Ramon?

Ramon!

[Kemerut-Ramon] Hi!

Ha!

Woot! Push!

Girlfriend!

Oh, you look like a boy.

Hi, babe!

Having burgundy hair
will make your skin glow.

Try it.

Try that?

And apply a very light
foundation to your cheeks

to add a bit of contour
on your face.

-Wonderful!
-[grunts]

He's in touch
with his feminine side.

Anna, enough of this nonsense!

Just tell them
what they have to do.

[yells] Listen up!

Don Demetrio
and his co-investors

are coming to inspect the site.

Hey!
What are you doing there, huh?

Digging up graves.
What do you think?

Stop digging!
Don't touch that area!

Why? Are you hiding something?

[Demetrio] Anna!

Didn't I tell you

never to be friends
with a man you don't even know?

He has to get passed me first.

He doesn't even look like a man.

-[men laughing]
-You monster!

Hey, Ramon...

Don't be too hot-headed.

[Anna] You're hot already.

Father, Ramon is no longer
just my friend.

We are in love.

As a matter of fact,
we are getting married soon.

Huh?

-[mimics retching]
-For real?

Anna, tell your girlfriend
to go to our house.

I will talk to him there.

Men, let's go!

I am Anastacio Balbitero Jr.

[screams]

I will go to your house.

Ramon, you are so brave.

Move it, girl.

[grunts]

[in normal voice]
Why am I wearing this?

If not for that Anna,

I could've already k*lled
Demetrio.

Chill, sister.

-The important thing...
-Why is this so big?

...is to find some evidence.

That's exactly why
I was digging,

to find evidence.

You know that Anna...

Anna is so hot!

Next time,
I will posses Ramon's body

and make out with Anna.

[laughs]

You're right!

Anna is our key.

Yes!

Anna is our key.

Key...

To Demetrio.

We will do everything
to get Anna and Ramon closer.

Then we will go in.

We will go inside Anna.

Are you going inside her too?

Pervert!

We will go inside
Demetrio's house.

Balbon, Singkit, get ready!

Why?

Someone knows
about Anastacio Balbitero Jr.

Who?

Ramon.

He's one of my construction
workers at the lot.

Where we buried...

Anastacio Balbitero Jr.
and his siblings?

Yes.

Before the stench gets worse.

[all laughing manically]

Same modus operandi?

Kidnap him!

Then k*ll him!

-Miss, how much is this?
-1.5 million, ma'am.

-Oh, so cheap.
-[Anna] Beautiful.

Hmm.

Is there a bigger size?

We do have, ma'am.

-The most expensive one.
-Okay, ma'am. I'll get one.

It must be very clear.
My size is 4.75.

Here, ma'am.

[Anna] Oh, here it is!

So beautiful.

What else do you have here?

That one!

[screams]

[giggles] Wee!

[Kemerut-Ramon]
Welcome to my home!

-Hello, sir!
-So pretty!

-Sir...
-Wonderful!

Sir, we don't have stock
for men.

Can I try this?

-Go ahead.
-Thank you!

Oh, this is beautiful! [laughs]

I really like this!

How much-- Ra... Mon?

Ramon? Ramon!

-Miss, do you have a hairclip?
-Yes, sir, we have.

-I need it for this.
-I'll get one.

So that it will fit perfectly.

Clip it here, miss.

[Anna] Ramon?

Thank you!
Babe, I'm glad you came.

You know what?
Let me pick a nice sari for you.

Um, I'm good with colors.

This one! Baby blue.

This one fits you.

-Miss, hold this.
-Okay.

All right!

Here, babe.

Here we go.

Look at you!

We're both pretty now!

[Indian music playing]

[laughs]

Go, girl!

[indistinct chatter]

Just follow me, babe. Okay?

["Da Moves" playing]

♪ Shake your body like this ♪

♪ Shake your body if you can ♪

♪ Like a snake
tickling your body♪

♪ Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey ♪

♪ Just keep moving your body
if you can ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Here comes the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves ♪

-[crowd cheering]
-[guard whistles]

[all clamoring]

♪ Buy a toothpaste
Buy a toothbrush ♪

♪ For a cheap price ♪

♪ Buy a toothpaste
Buy a toothbrush ♪

♪ Because we are going
to dance now ♪

♪ Shake your body like this ♪

♪ Shake your body if you can ♪

♪ Like a snake
tickling your body♪

♪ Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey ♪

♪ Just keep shaking your body
If you can ♪

[Anya-Ramon]
Baby girl, can I ride too?

-Mommy!
-What are you doing!

-You're too old for that!
-Thank you!

Get on!

♪ Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

[chuckles]

-Wow! Pretty!
-Ramon!

So pretty!

-So pretty!
-Ramon!

Ramon! Hey!

Yahoo! Awesome!

♪ Shake your body like this ♪

♪ Shake your body if you can ♪

♪ Like a snake
tickling your body♪

♪ Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey ♪

♪ Just keep shaking your body
if you can ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Shake your body like this ♪!

♪ Shake your body if you can ♪

♪ Like a snake
tickling your body ♪

♪ Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey ♪

♪ Just keep shaking your body
if you can ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Here come the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey ♪

[Anna giggling]

Best date ever!

You surprised me, Ramon!

You never told me you can be...

stylish, playful,

you're naughty,

and you're such a good kisser!

[in normal voice]
Really? I've kissed you?

[chuckles]

[squeals]

-I think it's time.
-Huh?

-We're engaged?
-Mm-hmm!

But I haven't proposed
to you yet.

You're so busy.

So I proposed for you instead.

You're lucky I said yes.
I'm so happy!

Tomorrow, you have to go
to my foster father

to ask for my hand in marriage.

Really? I've kissed you?

[giggles]

Mwah!

[sighs]

[squeals]

[laughter]

Did you hear what she said?

Well, of course,
I heard about it.

-I'm not blind.
-[scoffs]

This is our chance to finally
get inside Demetrio's house.

And Ramon will be our key!

Mom, I'm going
to Anna's foster father...

to ask her hand in marriage.

Mom, what happened here?

Are the townspeople
forcing us to leave again?

Mom, that's not your name.
You are Belen Villamayor.

This is your handwriting.

Why did I write these?

I don't know, Ramon.

You've been acting weird
for days.

I don't know
who you are anymore.

[Ramon]
"I am Anastacio Balbitero Jr."?

"The three victims were k*lled.

Witnesses say that these people
were gunned down

and were buried
by unidentified men

in a vacant lot."

"Ghosts who possess the living
are usually vengeful.

Whoever is possessed
by these ghosts,

if he or she is still alive,

he or she should start praying

because these ghosts
will not rest

until they get what they want,
even if they k*ll

-the one they possess!"
-[loud thud]

-[screams]
-[man] What the hell, man?

-This sucks!
-What the hell?

Bad trip!

I told you to back me up, bro!

Where the heck is Ramon?

He's still not here.

Beautiful women shouldn't wait
for such men!

So you're allowed to wait then?

-[screams]
-What did you say?

-What did you say?!
-Auntie!

-[grunting]
-Auntie!

-Take this!
-[yells]

What did you say?

Maybe he's stuck in traffic.

You've been waiting
for five hours.

Is he coming from Mindanao?

Maybe he bought flowers.

He's taking too long.

Is he still waiting for them
to bloom?

Wandering spirits
are very playful.

They can do a lot
of bad things to us.

-They can flick our ears.
-Huh?

-Tickle our arm pits.
-Hmm?

-Poke our butts.
-Ooh!

-Pinch our foreheads.
-Hmm?

-Tap your heads.
-Huh?

Bite your hands.
Give us wet willies.

-And pull on our eyebrows.
-[gasps]

But for the sake of bringing
peace to Ramon's life,

I am begging you,
do not move a muscle!

[shushes]

Do not ever leave!

And do not give in
to the ghost's power!

We are Ramon's strength!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Let's all hold hands.

Anastacio Balbitero Jr...

can we invite you
to a heart-to-heart talk?

[gasps, whimpering]

[shouts]

[screaming]

[Marie] Father!

-[Belen] Father! Father!
-[Marie] Let's pray!

[all screaming, shrieking]
Father!

Let's play!

No! I'm not part of the family!

I'm leaving already. Excuse me.

Nobody moves! Nobody leaves!

Nobody gives in!

I'm scared!

Anastacio Balbitero Jr.,

what do you want from me?

Please answer quickly
because Anna is waiting for me.

I hate the name "Anastacio",
babe.

For goodness' sake,

call me "Kemerut".

Che...

Che...

Me...

Me...

Rut...

[gasps]

Ramon!

It's your turn.

Che...

Che...

Me...

Me...

-Rut...
-Rut!

We are the real owner
of the homeland!

Ah! That's true!

I have the title!

They stole it from me!

Those monsters!

They are all animals!

Dog! Cat! Goat! Radish! Turkey!

They are gutless!

They are no intestine!

They are full of bile!

They are no liver! No mercy!
No woman, no cry!

-All of them will pay!
-[Marie screams]

-[Berting wailing]
-Where did he go?

-He walked out.
-[screams]

Can the two of you
walk out as well?

Ramon?

He doesn't love me, Auntie.

He doesn't love me.

What did I tell you?

I know, right?

I really believed
we are engaged.

I even matched our names
to make sure.

"E" for "Engagement."

Stupid! "E" is for "Enemy!"

Anna, maybe Ramon didn't show up
because he is the enemy.

Listen to me.

So you won't get hurt anymore...

repeat after me.

Ramon is my enemy!

Ramon is my enemy!

Ramon is my enemy!

-Ramon is my enemy!
-Again!

Ramon is my enemy!

Again!

-Ramon is my enemy!
-Faster!

Ramon is my enemy!

-Ramon is my enemy!
-Faster!

-Ramon is my enemy!
-Faster!

Slower!

[in slow motion]
Ramon is my enemy!

Slower.

Ramon is my enemy!

[cries]
Why did you leave us, Ramon?

Marie should have died instead!

[cries]

Ramon is gone!

Bad move, big sis.
You k*lled Ramon.

I didn't know he'd die
from fright!

[Berting sobbing]

So, what are we going to do now?

-It hurts! It hurts!
-[Dadu] How can we possess him?

Maybe we can bring him back.

But we're not God.
We're just goats.

Ghosts.

Anya, you are the solution.

Use your remaining powers
from the fake spirit mediums

to revive Ramon.

But if she does that,

she won't be able to possess
Ramon's body anymore.

Does that mean
I won't be able to play anymore?

This won't take long.

Everything will end soon.

We have to revive Ramon

because he is the only one
who can help us.

Call the priest!
Call the priest!

[Marie retches]

Fine.

Mom!

Why didn't you wake me up?

Anna's going to k*ll me.

And why aren't you guys dressed?

I'll go ahead. Stay here!

Anna! Anna!

[laughter]

[men shouting indistinctly]

[man] Stay there!

[panting]

Anna!

Anna, I'm here!

Don Demetrio.

I've come here to ask
for Anna's hand in marriage!

Here's my fist!

[man] Go!
Put him inside the car! Hurry!

[man] Okay! Go!

All clear.

All right. Let's keep moving.

Are we really gonna
put him here?

[grunts]

[coughs]

[Anding] Son?

Ramon?

Son?

Son, what happened to you?

Dad, are you here to fetch me?

What are you saying, son?

Who did this to you?

Ramon!

-Son. Son!
-[grunts]

[exhales]

Son!

Son!

You are despicable, Demetrio!

It's so easy for you
to take a life.

I volunteer.

[neighs]

Son?

You're alive! You're alive!

Dad, you're dead!
You died already!

What are you saying?
I'm still alive.

You can feel me hugging you.

You can see me crying. Look.

Dad, you're alive.

-Dad! Dad!
-Son!

-Son!
-You're alive.

Mom, tell me the truth!

Is Dad dead or alive?

Ramon, what happened to you?

I got beaten up.
Wasn't it in the news?

Answer my question!

Ramon, are you crazy?

Knock first before you enter!

[knocks on door]

-Come in!
-[door opens]

Mom, tell me the truth!

Is Dad dead or alive?

He's been dead a long time ago.

I already told you, didn't I?

He became a seaman,
then his ship sank.

A shark ate him.
His body was never found.

-That's not true.
-It is.

-Dad is alive.
-He's dead.

In fact, he's behind me
right now.

[all screaming]

Hi, children!

Yes, I'm alive.

Mom!

[furniture clatters]

You lied to us for so long.

[grunts]

[both] We thought you said
it's bad to lie, Grandma?

Um, I'm not walking out

because I'm not part
of the family. So...

I'm staying here.

[cries]

[sighs]

Mom?

Since I was a kid,

I thought Dad was a ghost.

I grew up a coward.

Afraid, anxious, with no ba*ls.

All along,
I shouldn't have been scared

because there's nothing
to be scared about.

Mom, please stop eating rice
every time you feel guilty!

[grunts]

Ramon,
your father cheated on me.

He left us.

My rage made me hit him hard.

But even after
I had beaten him up,

it still hurts.

It hurts here.

[crying]

So, to punish him,

I told all of you
that he was dead.

But I came back.

Because your mistress left you,
you son of a b*tch!

I loved your father.

But he broke my heart.

He made me believe in forever,

only to be told
that forever does not exist.

And I hate him for that

because it pains me so deeply.

All my life,
I was led to believe a lie.

Everything was a lie.

A lie, everything was!

I'm so sorry, son.

Mom, why are we talking
in English?

Because it's a dramatic scene.

The lines sound better
in English.

[crying]

Do you still love me, Belen?

No, Anding.

I do not love you anymore.

But you can still be a father
to our children.

Thank you.

[cries]

[Berting] Dad.

[Anding] My grandchildren.

[Berting]
This is Marie, my wife.

[cries]

I feel for you.

If Berting left us
for another woman,

I would have k*lled him as well.

Thank you, Marie.

You're welcome...

Mom.

[gasps]

This is the first time
you called me "Mom", my child.

[cries]

This was given to me
by your grandfather.

It protected us from vampires.

It's also effective
against ghosts.

As long as you're wearing that,
they cannot possess you.

Thanks, Dad.

Be brave, Ramon.

Don't be like me, a coward.

But now I have realized

that there was nothing to fear
but fear itself.

It's better to be possessed
by spirits

than to be conquered by fear

because spirits
can be exorcised by priests

but fear can only be defeated
by you.

You're right, Dad.

I need to overcome my fear
before I can marry Anna.

But of course.

You cannot love

while you are still living
in fear.

Why is that?

Because it takes courage
to love.

Wow, Dad! You speak English.

Yeah. Your mom is right.

Dramatic lines sound better
in English.

[chuckles]

Show yourselves to me!

I'm not afraid anymore!

Show yourselves!

[spirits hissing]

-[indistinct voices]
-Come on!

Show yourselves!

Psst! Babe.

Why do you look like that?

I got stomachaches
from our previous costumes.

And this is how we want
to look like

when we finally get buried
properly.

What do you want from me?

-All we want is--
-Stop! Stay back!

...is justice for the awful way
we were m*rder*d.

[Dadu] Oh, come on, bro.

It's so hard to impress
the chicks

when you look like a zombie.

[whimpering]

All I want is to fall in love
just like you.

Me, what I want is simple.

I just want a playmate,
but he k*lled me.

Who?

-Don Demetrio!
-[Ramon] What?

[Kemerut] Call the police.

Dig up our bodies and bring them
to the authorities!

[investigator]
Four bodies were found.

Three adults and one child.

They were all gunned down.

[camera clicks]

[Ramon] Four?

But there's only three of them.

Who's the fourth one?

["Symphony No. 5" plays]

Señorita, you have guests.

Let them in.

-What are you doing here?
-Anna.

There is something
you should know.

Sir...

Miss.

-Uh...
-[Demetrio] My friend!

What brings you here?

How are you, my friend?

Demetrio Demetrio,
we have a warrant of arrest

for the m*rder
of Anastacio Balbitero Jr.,

Dadu Balbitero,
Anya Balbitero and...

and Arnel Ignacio Jr.

Huh? My father?

-My friend...
-Yes.

It pains me to tell you

that the fourth body
we found at the crime scene

is your father,

-Arnel Ignacio Jr.
-My father!

You heartless criminal!

Monster! Demetrio Demetrio!
I hate you!

You're the k*ller of my father,
Arnel Ignacio Jr.!

You are evil!
You son of a b*tch!

-Die! Die!
-[grunts]

Anna! Anna! Anna!

I'm so sorry.

I swore to your father,
on his grave,

that I would take care of you.

That I would treat you
like my own daughter.

[grunts]

All my life,
I was led to believe a lie.

Everything was a lie.
A lie, everything was!

It really does sound better
in English.

How dare you! How dare you!

All my life I was led to be--

Enough!

We're taking him
to the precinct.

Demetrio Demetrio,

-[handcuffs clicking]
-you have the right

to remain silent.

Anything you say can
and will be used against you

in the court of law.

Anna...

[grunts]

[dramatic piano music playing]

Anna.

What? [grunts]

It's still closed.

Mm. Here.

[slow piano music playing]

[glissando upward]

[birds chirping]

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

At last, justice has prevailed!

["Symphony No. 5" plays]

[Kemerut groans]

You are the devil, Demetrio!
You are heartless!

FU, mother-father!

[grunts]

[muffled screaming]

[grunts]

I will k*ll you, Demetrio!

I swear!

[Demetrio grunts]

As long as I am living...

As long as I am dead...

As long as...

Whatever! I will k*ll you!

[screaming]

[grunts]

[screams]

[giggling]

Hi, relatives!

Uncle Ramon,
Grandma Belen is missing!

What do you mean?

She was taken.

She usually wakes up
at 5:30 a.m.

But it's already 7:30.

We didn't make it to school,
and that's very unusual.

We should report this
to the police!

Bro! Bro!

I talked to the night watch.

They saw
a Mexican-looking fellow

come out of our house
last night.

My father!

Your father?

Uh-huh. My adoptive father!

Where could Mom be?

Check the earthen jar.

She was taken
to an abandoned building.

[all] An abandoned building?

Yes. In an abandoned building.
That's where she was taken.

[all]
Why in an abandoned building?

All kidnapped victims
are taken there.

From Mara,
to Marimar, to Claudine,

even Kristine Hermosa.

Everyone who's been kidnapped
is taken there.

Not in a swimming pool,
not in an apartment, or a condo.

She's in an abandoned
building for sure.

Good evening,
Ma'am Anna, Miss Bles!

Where's my father?

No comment.

Ouch!

He's inside
with the kidnapped victim.

He has been waiting for you.
And Ramon as well.

You want to get hurt
before giving a straight answer?

[grunts]

Father!

[Anna] Father!

[Bles] Take care, Anna!

[grunting]

Put that down!

What the--?

Aren't you tired
of being a goon?

[Demetrio] No!

Where is your girlfriend?
He's the one I need!

He's not here. He's busy.

Let Mommy Belen go!

-Just try to come near me!
-Mm!

I will blow your ugly
mother-in-law's brains out!

-[muffled screaming]
-Phew! Is that all?

Just sh**t her
and get it over with!

[muffled scream]

I dare you! Take one more step!

-Take one more step! Go!
-What? What?

Aunt Bles!

See? You don't have the ba*ls.
Sheesh!

[Berting] Don Demetrio!
Let go of our mother!

You have no mercy
for an old woman!

She's so old
that she pees on the bed.

Just let her go.
Face me instead!

[retches]

-[retches]
-[gasps]

-Son of a g*n!
-[retches]

[grunts]

Ramon!

[retches]

[Anna shouting] Father!

[grunts]

["Thriller" playing]

[Demetrio screams]

[Kemerut screams]

[all screaming]

[Kemerut laughs]

How have you been, Demetrio?

Did you miss me?

I asked you if you missed me.
Tell me you did.

Tell me you did!

[voice shaking] Yes!

How does it feel

to have the people you k*lled
haunting you now?

Innocent people that you k*lled
without mercy.

-What if he dies instead, huh?
-[Kemerut screams]

[men laughing]

-You won't give it to me?
-You're it!

-Here!
-[Kemerut] You evil monster!

She's just a child!

You will soon feel the wrath

of Anastacio Balbitero Jr.!

Oh, really? Here!

[men laughing]

Why aren't you laughing?

Laugh! Laugh!

You never really learned
to join the party, Arnel.

The number of b*ll*ts you fired
that night you k*lled us

is the number of times
I will make you suffer.

[screams]

[screams] Run! Run!

[grunting]

-[muffled screaming]
-Shut up!

Don't touch me!
Don't you dare touch me!

[shrieking]

[hisses]

[screams]

Awoo!

Awoo!

Awoo!

[Kemerut-Ramon]
Raise your hand!

Raise your other hand!

Raise your foot!

Raise your other foot!

And raise your...

[Kemerut-Ramon] Surprise!

I dare you. sh**t my hand!

Go ahead and sh**t!

I will take you to your grave!

[in normal voice] Kemerut,
that wasn't part of the deal!

I will take you to your grave!

[whimpering]

Shut up, Ramon!
I'm telling you--

[Kemerut-Ramon]
I will take him to his grave!

[in normal voice]
You can't do that, Kemerut!

Damn it!

[Kemerut-Ramon]
This one is for Dadu!

-[groaning]
-Goodie!

Hi! I'm already here!

This one is for Anya!

And this one is for me!

-Ah!
-[screams]

-Let's go, let's go!
-Faster! Let me go!

Just bring the chair with you.

Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry!

Hurry up! Hurry up! Faster!

The chair's heavy,
can't you see?

Do you still remember
what you did to us?

You forced me to give you
our land!

Now, it is you who will die!
And I, myself...

[Kemerut-Ramon]
Myself... Myself...

Myself...

[in normal voice]
Stop it, Kemerut!

Myself... myself... myself...

Stop it, Ramon! Wait, I'm Ramon!

Stop it, Kemerut!

Myself... myself... myself...

Myself, will bury your corpse!

[Demetrio wailing]

[Kemerut laughs]

[panting, grunts]

[Kemerut screams]

What did you do?

I know my father's sins
are grave

but it is not up to us
to sentence him to death.

Ramon!

Ouch! That hurts!

Why did you eject me
from your body?

I'm not done with Demetrio!

Take off that rosary!
He has to die!

Sorry, Kemerut. I can't do it.

What do you mean you can't
do it? You're a coward!

Yes, I'm a coward.
But not this time.

You made me braver.

And I promise that you will get
the justice you deserve.

I will make sure Don Demetrio
goes to jail.

Kemerut,

I want to be braver

but not by k*lling a person.

That's not me.

I hope you understand, Kemerut.

Sis...

I think it's just fine.

We've used Ramons enough.

Big sis, I'm okay with just
seeing him behind bars.

I'm so proud of you!

You're so brave!

You're my hero!

Excuse me.

Can I make a request?

Can you, at least,
bury us first?

-Move it!
-Ouch!

I can't believe you did that!

Wipe it off.

That tastes rotten.

[Kemerut]
Thank you so much, Ramon.

We owe you a lot
for what you did for us.

Don't worry.

One time, we will come back
to return the favor.

Oh, no need. No need.
I'm good. I'm good.

No, I insist.

No, please, don't.

Goodbye, bro.

I hope you and Anna will have
sexy time someday.

-I pray for that.
-[chuckles]

Bye-bye!

Daddy!

[Ramon] Anna!

-Ouch!
-Ouch!

My child...

Daddy.

I miss you so much.

Please, don't go. Stay with me.

I miss you, too, my dear.

You may not see me

but I am with you
every single day.

One day,
we will be together again.

But for now,

live your life with Ramon.

I like him.

Cheers!

I love you, Anna.

I love you, too, Dad.

In the name of the Father,
and of the Son,

and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.

One hundred twenty-four
thousand.

One hundred twenty-five thousand

two hundred thirty-four

pesos and twenty-five cents.

All right. Thank you!

Thank you so much.

Here is your land title.

Thank you. You may leave.

Yay!

Can we all take a photo?

-Photo?
-Sure! Let's go, come on.

-Okay.
-Wacky! Wacky!

-Ah!
-Ah!

[chanting]

Yes!

Are you ready, babe?

I was born ready, babe.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

Wait a minute, babe.

I need to show you my true self.

I kept this a secret
from my parents,

from my brother,

even from myself.

But I want you,
and only you, to know.

[gasps]

[retches, grunts]

[slurps]

You're such a cutie!

Oh, wait!

I also want to be honest
with you.

Huh?

[retches]

[whimpers]

[screams]

Wait! Let's just sleep.
Let's sleep.

Let's pray, babe! Let's pray!

[in deep voice]
Do I make you feel awkward?

Slight, babe.

[retches]

Okay. Hand me my bangs, please.

Okay, okay. I will get them.

[Anna trills]

[Anna] Hey! Psst!

Babe, there's somebody
on our bed!

-[snarls]
-[screams]

[burps]

["Da Vhong" playing]

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ If you pick me, your dreams
will become true, love ♪

♪ If you pick me
your beauty will come out ♪

♪ If you love me
it will rain with flowers ♪

♪ If you pick me
your world will change ♪

-♪ For you and only you ♪
-♪ These hips will move ♪

-♪ For you and only you ♪
-♪ These hips will move ♪

-♪ For you and only you ♪
-♪ These hips will move ♪

-♪ For you and only you ♪
-♪ These hips will move ♪

♪ It will make you say, "Ooh" ♪

♪ It will make you say
"Ooh-lala" ♪

♪ I'm being possessed
by your beauty ♪

♪ It will make you say, "Ooh" ♪

♪ It will make you say
"Ooh-lala" ♪

♪ My moves will make you say
"Ooh-lala" ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Vhong diggy diggy diggy
Vhong ♪

♪ It will make you say, "Ooh" ♪

♪ It will make you say
"Ooh-lala" ♪

♪ My moves will make you say
"Ooh-lala" ♪

["Da Moves" playing]

♪ Shake your body like this ♪

♪ Shake your body if you can ♪

♪ Like a snake
tickling your body♪

♪ Give it to me, baby
Show it to me, honey ♪

♪ Just keep moving your body
if you can ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Here come the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka the moves
Shakalaka the moves ♪

♪ Shakalaka ♪

♪ Buy a toothpaste
Buy a toothbrush ♪

♪ For a cheap price ♪

♪ Buy a toothpaste
Buy a toothbrush ♪

♪ Because we're going
to dance now ♪

[music ends]