01x05 - Murray Come Home

[bunniefuu]

Puck.

What do you have?

Hey what's going on?

yes, what, have you landed?

Beauty.

yes, i... i'm at home,

waiting for you.

Well, come on.

Bye, see you, bye.

Puck!

Puck, puppy, puppy, puppy,
get up, get up, get up, get up,

you must go

Dana comes back in a second.

Puppy, come on, she's
already on her way, come on.

so what? I don't
mind, everything is fine.

You have to go, no, no.

No, it's impossible for Dana
to see you when you stay here,

It will confuse her a lot.

Come on, come on.

Please, puppy, come on.

no no.

Not really enough. No, I don't have time for that.
-Why would it be confusing...?

I need to tidy up.

Why would this confuse Dana? I did not understand.

Because we broke up and because you're stupid

And I need to get away from you.

Oh, Dana is talking
negative about me?

So what was it last night?
- Enough, puppy.

Enough, nothing, it was nothing.
- Huh? what was that?

Nothing, it's a moment of weakness.

No, just tell me that I
won't leave here confused.

Enough, puppy, well, enough,
we're just hurting each other.

Are you okay?

Yoo.

what?

How do you get back to
normal after a trip like this?

Back to an upgraded routine, doll.

No?

Yoo, but I want to
be after all the mess.

OK, it's a fun mess, isn't it...

tell Murray,

It's not a fun mess.

It might take me a while.

Until I tell her.

What is "a little"?

I don't know, when I
feel it's appropriate.

A few days,

week.

Too bad, there is an amazing apartment
here, I thought I'd see it tomorrow.

Have you found an apartment yet?

No, I texted the broker
we are looking for.

I have to tell my teacher first.

So tell her now, like a Band-Aid.

You think?

She's going through a hard breakup right now,

So tell her we're
moving in together

And that she needs to look for an apartment.

She does not need to look for an
apartment, she will stay in the apartment.

She can't pay for
our apartment alone.

We'll help her look for an apartment, so what?

You are thirty-five years old,

Isn't it time to dismantle
your bachelorette apartment?

You don't quite
understand the situation.

What is to be understood?

It's much more than a
bachelorette apartment for her.

She has no other home, you understand?

I am her home.

And monkey, come on...

like...

No need to tell her how
amazing it was in Italy.

what?

What, what is not needed?

Like, you don't need to poke your eyes.

So what... what do you want us to tell?

Was...

favorite.

favorite?

Yes.

who was kind and nice

And that Italy is lovely.

in the middle of this.

Hey. -Hey.

What's going on?

Nice, is everything ok?

Yes.

So...

what? Did you bring me chocolates?

Sure, we brought a full.

take

Well, what, did you take advantage
of the empty house you had?

Parties, affairs?

Definately not.

I'm breaking up

And it's very difficult for me.

is very.

how was it for you fun?

Yes, there was...

it was fine.

such a lovable

Yes, he was kind like that.

And that's it?

There was no...

Like, it was fine.

It was really good.

Sometimes more, sometimes less.

Why? What happened?

No, nothing happened.

So why was it sometimes less fun?

Just, you know, not always fun.

So no... I didn't understand.

Italy is lovely.

Can you say that?

You can say whatever
you want, Lior.

Okay, so Italy is lovely.

Italy is lovely and it was
perfectly fine, and enough,

That's it, it was fine.

Maybe we'll make pancakes?

not really no.

I think they had a hard time in Italy.

Walla?

What, really?

It seems to me.

But after all, traveling abroad together,

This is the best way to check compatibility.

Do you think they don't fit?

I thought so from the beginning.

Like, I like him.

It is an inappropriate simplification for Dana.

Right for You.

what?

You don't have God, eh?

what?

And let's say he was suitable for
me, okay? It makes sense to you

That I date Dana's ex-boyfriend?

I meant hinoma on your head,

That suits you.

Ah.

OK, ready?

Yes.

works for me?

Wow.

The dress, not Lior.

is very.

You're so pretty.

I will put you

Would mother have liked?

in Sah

It's the best of mom's taste.

you suffocate me

Sorry.

Literally "Sophie's choice".

Yes.

And I'm stuck between
them and I can't stand it.

I do not know what to do.

You have to decide, soul.

The worst thing is not to decide.

Do you want to move
in with Lior or not?

Lemony, we're back.

yes, yesterday - Oh.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. It was nice?

Yes, it was really nice. Beauty.

Son has the flu, can you
replace him on the tuesday shift?

I'm sorry that so...

But you're just the only one.
-Yes, yes, no problem.

I write it down.

Beauty. And who else takes
shifts of a scion on Friday?

I am?

Beauty.

I can take that too.

are you sure? It takes
you a lot of hours this week.

No, no problem, really fun.

OK.

Okay, so we're done, right?

what?

So I understand you decided to
move into a hospital with Atias.

Oh man, come on.

I'm just saying that in
practice this is what happens.

OK.

I don't understand, do you want
to marry this girlfriend of yours?

Live with her all your
life like Eric and Bentz?

Is that what you want?

No.

So sorry to inform you, madam,
you are on your way there.

You have a perfect man on your
hands and you don't appreciate it.

I appreciate it.

If the situation were reversed,

Would she knock your account?

No, I know you.

Until she finds someone,
you won't leave her.

At least be honest with
yourself and Lior, atonement.

Come on, I'll have a pleasant shift.

Go to sleep.

His name is Yeftah,

A friend, one of the best, really.

thirty-eight years old.

He conducts the philharmonic

And he is amazing.

OK.

If he's so amazing,
how come he's single?

Well, and what are you?

I'm separated, I had
a boyfriend until now.

OK, even if he had girlfriends, full.

Okay, come on.

what? So say, he has...

Does he have a sense of humor?

Totally, yes.

His dog's name is Schubert,

It always makes me laugh.

You didn't tell me he had a dog.

I can't someone with a dog.

Why? What, you don't like dogs?

I really like dogs,

It's just that I'm allergic.

Well, I wouldn't be
fooled by a dog, you know.

Why, is he an adult?

how old is the dog

he is old?

or sick?

I have no idea, I don't know.

Check it out. If he is dying,
there is something to talk about.

Yes.

What is "check"? What, what
do you want me to ask him?

What... "What, bro,
your dog is dying?"

Ask him how old the dog is and
if he has any underlying diseases.

Yes.

Or you will meet and get to know each other

And if this is it, then...

So what?

monkey. What what?

Just meet and see if it
works out between you

And if it becomes serious,
then get rid of the dog.

I don't understand, do you
hate dogs or something?

Definately not.

I think I'm reasonable.

What makes sense in
throwing a dog out of his house?

His best friend...

It makes sense to you

Ditch your best
friend for a partner?

It's not, it's not abandoning.

It...

find him another home.

But he doesn't want another
house, this is his house.

But maybe this is a better house,

OK? with a garden.

There is no such thing as a "better house".

Have you seen "Lassie
Homecoming" at all?

What is the connection?
- in "Lassi Go Home"

Lassie is delivered to a
better home of the rich,

But she escapes and
returns to her real home.

How did we get...

What do I care about
Homecoming Lassie now?

I do not understand.
- A house is not four walls,

Home is where the heart is.

I am...

What, a cash register?

What happened?

She cries because it makes
her sad that dogs are abandoned.

don't worry dan come on

I will not date someone with a dog.

We are moving in together.

what?

Lior and I,

We decided to move in together.

Ah.

And you planned to hand me over to that conductor.

No, what's the matter?

Regardless, he is truly amazing.

Great, so...

Mazel Tov.

And I'm not abandoning you.

We will find you another, amazing home.

And it can do you good.

You're mad?

Definately not.

What do I have to be angry about?

I'm not your dog.

Hey.

What is it, what are you doing?

Dying, I think.

oh

Why?

I tried to hang this
oversized chandelier here,

My whole back is seized,
Ahushramuta, I am unable to move.

sweetie

oh

poor.

I am forty years old,

Thursday.

there's a party.

I know.

I need you there.

we will think about it.

Do you know that many things
change at the age of forty?

I can already feel the change.

Do you know where the change starts?

from the heart?

From the c*ck actually.

Erectile dysfunction at the age of forty

much less unambiguously,

More compromising.

So I've been lying here
for about two hours, really.

Then I had time to
think and realized that...

that my d*ck is just a metaphor,

to the change I'm going through.

Like, less unambiguously,

More compromising.

Lior and Dana move in together.

wow

Yes.

agile.

So I have to leave the apartment
and find a place for myself.

You are welcome to be thrown at my place.

until you find

I'm not looking to get dumped, puppy.

I am looking for a house.

Well, what am I even trying to do?

Well, well, what, you know what I
think about living together, so what?

So tell me, what is
all this "changed" talk?

What has changed about
you besides your loose c*ck?

Ai, below the belt.

Yes, because it's below the belt.

well, what, what do you want?

I want the whole story with you.

I want to love you, I
want to grow old with you,

Just not living with you, that's all.

Good. It doesn't help me right now.

Why are you closed? I
offer you everything but that.

But that's all I need!

Ugh, annoying.

your `e annoying.

Look at the door.

Vintage.

she is sleeping.

Well? That's all the beauty.

cutie

No?

What do you say?

crowded

OK, it's crowded, there
are a lot of people here now.

But try to see the potential.

You can arrange it stunningly.

How... look, look what it is.

What is? What is?

And the floor is broken, what is
it? what? what? Is it a bit flaky?

which is disgusting.

OK, it can be fixed
without a problem, come on.

But the apartment is nice.

No?

Not so.

what don't you like

She is ugly in my eyes.

ok, so are we going?

Yes. do you want to eat No.

What, are you mad?

Yes.

Too bad, it creates a
very unpleasant feeling.

You create an unpleasant feeling.

You are against everything.

I don't connect to this apartment,

Why should I feel
guilty about this?

Why should I feel guilty for
moving in with my boyfriend?

eh?

Why do I have to feel good sh*t?

Would you rather both
of us be bad, together?

Is it better for you?

Or will we live together like Eric and
Bentz all our lives in the same apartment?

Or maybe just until you get better.

Because between us, if a puppy
suggested you move in with him,

You would pass without knocking
me too much, wouldn't you?

I have a day off today

and although it is not a great pleasure,

I came to see an apartment with you.

So the least you can do is to
come with a positive attitude.

If I were you, I would sign up for an apartment.

I think she is very beautiful.

I'm going back on foot,
the car keys are with you.

Wow! -f*ck! Puck!

Sorry, what nonsense,
yoow. come on.

Well - Sorry, well, it was...

Here, take, I have a napkin.

what? Sorry sorry.

what a mess

Sorry, sorry, really sorry.

Sorry.

dirt.

Murray

Hey.

I squirted on you fairly.

I mean, not in a
sexual way, like...

I spilled on you.

I mean, no...

Like, you got me, like...

I got you all wet. Yes.

Well, fine.

No, not really... You got
me, well. Yes, I understood.

great.

If you want to come
to my place to clean up,

Again, not sexually.

I just live really close, so...

What do you mean? What... how close?

what will i give you
what will i give you

Oh, I have these.

what does she say?

wants to?

The height of fashion now.

Color?

red.

you won

You can change here in the next room.

There are also towels there
for the bowling, if you want.

do you want coffee

Hey.

Yes, Morni.

Yes.

Okay, cool, but why... why now?

Walla.

Oh, nice.

what two hours?

No, because I really need
to photograph it somehow,

I have to go over the text, I...

Well, I'll try. Good.

Good. OK.

I'll try, bye.

you got it right

Red suits you.

Thanks.

Listen, I just got it now

To film some kind of
SS audition like this, so...

Suddenly I don't have that
much time for that coffee I offered.

Ah.

No, okay, sure, no...

Suri.
- Everything is good, I also need...

Good.

So again, sorry for all
the mess and rambling

And the orange juice.

good so...

thanks for the...

Bowling shirt. - In fun.

and on the...

Towel. with love.

So...

bye then. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

No, Pepper, I need it now. If
it's not now, it doesn't help me.

I forgot my... my shirt.

Oh, bro.

Yes.

Because I've been charged now.

Yes.

Get me now, bro.

Right, that's a good sign.

Only I really need to
photograph it somehow.

Well, bro, no, fine, I'll
be fine, I'll find someone.

Good.

I'll be fine. Bye.

Do you want me to help you?

Do you want me to take a picture of you?

No.

I mean, really
thanks for the offer,

But it's too weird, so thanks.

OK.

do you have half an hour

action.

I hate you.

And I hate Saturday

And I hate family trips

and i hate god

that wasn't there in...

On this trip help me save him.

And most of all I
hate myself, that...

No, no, it's not...

I hate myself, I'm so bad.

Because I'm bad. They want
me to be excited about this part,

I can't bring it up.
- Well, it was exciting.

They want tears.

They asked for another
take, they want to see tears,

I won't make it.
- Listen, wait a second.

come come...

Let's start from the beginning, okay?

don't stop no no.

No, it doesn't work.

It's a shame, really a
waste of time, I don't...

I haven't cried in twenty years, it's...

wow

It's fun to be you.

It's not because my
life is so wonderful.

No? No.

Good.

Surely more wonderful
than mine, Ofer Schechter.

Oh, yes, Murray? what...

What is so difficult in your life?

First of all, I'm being
kicked out of my house,

So I need to find an apartment.

Oh, so that's why you're here, you
came to see the apartment upstairs.

Yes, me and a hundred
and fifty other people. Yes.

Looking for an apartment in
Tel Aviv is a story from the a*s.

Unless, you know me.

I'll fix it for you in a second.

Yes? What, should I?

Are the neighbors nice in your eyes?

handsome

If so, sit with us.

OK.

Yes? I'm texting him now.

Yes, come on.

Do you see how your life is honey?

So I text him, I'm making
you the coffee I promised you,

Then you'll go and I'll jump out the window.

Let's do another take.

No, there's really no point.

Believe me, I'm telling
you there's no point.

Head to head,
whose life is worse,

If I win, we do
another take, okay?

you will lose

Want to try me?

Okay, I'm starting.

I am single and thirty-five years old.

I am a forty year old bachelor.

Yes, I know, I see Guy Pines.

The difference is that you are
really good with your singleness...

Fake news, I'm really
not good with my singles.

And you better bring something
serious because you lose.

OK.

My little sister is getting married.

My little brother, he
has three children.

You embarrass yourself.

I have receding gums.

I have an irritable bladder,

I really need to pee right now.

I am allergic to dogs

And I love dogs.

I lost millions in the stock market.

Wow, okay.

I've never been in a
plus at the bank in my life.

I'm six feet tall.

I have a small tit.

A small tit is beautiful,
I like a small tit.

My eggs are running out

And my biological clock is ticking.

Yeah, that's definitely sh*t.

This part with the eggs.

Okay, screw it, I don't have it, I...

On my d*ck, I
pull out the joker.

do you have a joker

My mother died of cancer
when I was seventeen,

And that's why I
can't cry ever since.

boom. I think we have a winner.

Admit it's bullshit and I won.

Both my parents
died in a car accident.

When I was eighteen, that day.

Boom in boom.

I think I won.

I think we have here some...

A small victory.

This is not funny.

I'm not kidding,
I'm dead serious.

I am an orphan.

So whose life is
more messed up now?

your.

I told you.

wow

what?

I do not believe.

give me action

Is it the one with the banana that I like?

Obviously.

What is it, what are you wearing?

Oh, this?

What, you signed up for a bowling club?

No.

But I found an apartment.

what?

The apartment, in Bialik?

I sign on Thursday.

The apartment we saw together today?

Yes.

But you didn't like her.

I don't know, suddenly I
saw myself living there.

what...

What did you see that you didn't see before?

like that, you know

what we said

The door, the vintage and that.

Walla. - She is special.

Yes.

You were right, really, it's a great apartment.

There are great neighbors
there, I was just anti.

Walla.

Did you manage to meet neighbors?

Do you know who lives below me?

who will?

Ofer Schechter.

So you're taking the apartment
because of Ofer Schechter?

You think?

I think so. Yes? You think

Am I some stalker fan?

Because you didn't like the
apartment and suddenly you did.

OK, because I was wrong.

This is a great apartment.

And yes, the neighbors are also handsome in my eyes.

Do you even know "apartment
for rent"? did you read

Yes.
- So when the dove says to the pig, to the rat...

to the mouse - To the
mouse, that she is...

that the neighbors are handsome in her eyes,

What, it's because she...

Turned on the mouse?

I do not think so.

So you are not in Ofer Schechter's segment.

You know, you don't know, we'll see.

We'll get to know each other, we'll be neighbors, we'll see.

If we fall in love, it's
not... it's not in my control.

It is exactly the opposite
of what you are looking for.

What am I looking for?

Someone who wants a relationship.

Well? -He is eternally single.

Like, it's obvious he has
a commitment problem.

Wow, Dana, I didn't
know you knew him.

The whole world knows him.

Besides, it seems like a real nightmare
to me to date someone famous.

Like, don't you just want
to meet a normal guy?

Even celebrities are people like everyone else.

OK.

Do you remember what Julia Roberts
said to Hugh Grant in Notting Hill?

Yes. -"I might be famous,

"But I'm also just a girl,
standing in front of a guy,

and asks him to love her."

OK.

Wow, you can watch "Notting
Hill" tonight if you want.

No thanks.

We will see "Notting Hill".

Hey.
- Hi, Murray, how nice to see you.

Yes? Yes.

what? Can I say good time?

Yes me...

That's it, I'm just about to sign.

What a beauty.

So thanks for helping.

Thank you for helping.

What do you mean?

The audition, I got the part.

Yes? Yes.

Yoo! This is amazing!

Four months of
filming in London, baby.

Much thanks to you.

Thanks to my shitty life.

Yes.

Good.

So we'll be neighbors when you come back.

The truth is I'm not...

I'm not coming back here, my apartment
will be ready by the time I come back.

This is sublet, I...

Ah.

Renovating my apartment, so...

But I will think of you in London.

Every time I have
to cry, you know.

I will think of you
every time I get spilled.

Sob, Murray, so...

Update on the apartment, eh?

Renew your mother's cup.

is nothing.

Isn't that Ofer Schechter?

tape?

Whoa, where's Dana?

stuck at work

Four. I am the best.

Will save you a gym.

Well, shall we start climbing
or are we taking a break?

not me...

There is no heart here.

what?

Wow, I... I think I
made a mistake.

What what? What do you
mean? What happened?

I, I...

Me, I suddenly feel like
I don't need to live here.

eh?

Not here, not here...

There is no home
"vibe" here, it's not... I...

Yoo, I don't want the apartment.

Did you lose your mind? You
made the world crazy, you fool.

Yoo. What do you have?

Sorry.

Whoa, what's wrong with me?

Yo, I'm such a d*ck.

I'm so f*cked up.

Find another apartment, everything is good, come on.

You will find another
apartment, new, with a heart.

Everything is fine, let go.

Yoo.

Wow, I feel like...

I'm in a game of chairs

Only I didn't even
know they were playing

And suddenly, like that, they stopped the music

And everyone sat down and just...

I have no room left.

And everyone gets married
and moves in together and...

starting their cute
families, and I...

Yoo, I don't understand, I don't...

I don't understand
what I'm doing wrong.

Do not know.

I really need someone
to explain the rules to me.

Because I don't...

I don't want to be left alone.

And I'm not some
depressive type or something,

But I got to the point where
I just don't have the strength.

I have no power.

This is the point from which the
most beautiful stories begin, isn't it?

Yes.

So I wonder what will happen now.

Happy birthday, crybaby.

Happy and excited.

Why a drill?

No shame in crying,
I cried now too.

Yes? Why?

Do not know.

Maybe I felt alone.

why did you cry

I think I also felt alone.

That's it, you're not alone now.

It's just a shame you're closed.

You don't understand living together,

This is a recipe for emotional
distance, betrayals and inner death.

So you can just make a child.

what?

What did you say, you shut-up?

Let's make a boy.

A home is where the heart is,
not a balcony and a solar heater.

Bring her MDA, she'll be out of her mind!

Enough, shut your a*s.

what are you yelling One idiot. I do
not understand what you're saying.

I do not understand what you're saying.
-What are you shouting?

I do not understand what
you're saying. I'm saying,

Two houses, one family.

come on

Come on.

come on

Come on.

Come on.

come on

Come on!
-Come, come, come, come.

babyish!