01x06 - Thelma & Louise Forever

[bunniefuu]

Mon Chery.

eh?

I said Mon Sherry.

Ah.

Bonjour.

making us lunch

What, what, is this meat?

-Yes, you said you have a craving.

Yes, I have a
craving, but I don't...

There is no ideology in pregnancy,
you eat what the body asks for.

That's it, over.

Did you see the sign on the door?

Yeah, I'm just not, not
sure I understood the...

What is to be understood?

like what?

what? What does that mean?

Do you want to live with me?

Yes. But you don't want to.

I do want to.

No, you don't want to.

I do want to.
- No, you don't want to.

I do want to.

You don't want to, you...

Ideologically, you said
that you don't want that...

It blew up every relationship
you had every time.

True, not denying what I said,
but I understood something,

I realized that we are already
a family, you can't blow us up.

We are a force.

Yes, in that sense yes, right, but...

You know, I'm not trying to ruin
the moment or anything, but...

Families also explode.

Do you understand?
It's a known fact, I don't...

Statistically like.

I don't deny it,
I don't deny it,

I'm not saying it'll be easy either,
like, it's sure to be hard at first,

But look, look at Tomer and
Yifat, this is an excellent example.

Tomer and Yifat, do you know what happened
here when they just moved in together?

They did not tolerate each
other, conflicts all day long.

Ifat tried to k*ll Tomer, she
would bite him in the tail,

And Tomer would hit Pifat,
throwing her to the coral.

And look at them now, little
by little they got used to it

And look how good they are together.

These are fighting fish, do you
know what an achievement that is?

They completely ignore each other.

No, they're just fine, because
they've already gotten used to it.

What steaks.

From the butcher shop in Or Yehuda.

You haven't eaten these, delicates.

Tell me, are you normal? what?

For two years you've been hammering in my
head that you can never live with someone,

And suddenly you put a sign
on my door like... like nothing?

Like hey, come live with me?

I'm losing my mind over
your f*cked up fish like...

Bite him in the tail? Like
what's the connection?

Come on, let's eat, we'll talk later.
- What do I have to eat?

What do I have to eat here?
what? You tell me, I'm a vegetarian,

What do I eat here? what are
you making me steaks anyway?

It saddens me and it irritates me.

What are you doing?

no, what are you doing? No,
what are you throwing it away now?

Come on, puppy!

What are you doing?
Why throw away?

Now you haven't done
anything about it, well, really!

Yoo.

enough.

Ugh.

Moving in together?

Yes.

Hey. -Hey.

Wow, what a mess.

Have you finished packing?

Yes, some. We will
move this one slowly,

in the open -Beauty.
What's going on?

sad. Why?

Because we are separated.

We are not really separated.

We will meet in full.

look what i got you Gift?

Yes, sort of.

It's anti-nausea pills

which is allowed to be taken during pregnancy, it should really help.
- Oh...

Wow, how heavy is this sh*t.

Hi, Kofipa.
- What, did you bring that too?

Wow.

Sure, what is it? I
train with her every day.

Monkey, you know what
I was thinking? what?

Maybe we'll turn Murray's
room into a kung fu room?

Walla.

Right? - Save a lot of space.

Adir. -Right?

So put the doll and
all the swords in there.

A great idea. Adir.

Good. Anyway, I don't need
your gift, I'm not nauseous.

you will have Keep it, okay?

Come on, let's make one more
discovery and leave, Murray?

Help you?
-What happened, no, you're after shifts, aren't you?

Go to sleep.

eh?

how? -cute.

I photographed it in Australia.

Love those eyes of his.

Adir.

I made an appointment for you
with Professor Atias next week.

Nice, thank you very much, but
I don't go to male gynecologists.

Enough, okay? Stop it,
you're pregnant, it's important.

I'm not ready for some
big doctor to drool over me.

He really won't drool
over you, dumbass.

Also what kind of person
chooses to be a gynecologist?

I am?

So... in my opinion this is a
very strange and perverse choice.

I didn't understand, so I'm deviant in your eyes?

No digression, but you have a lot of problems.

Which problems?
- that you have no feelings. for example. -what?

never mind. The truth came out.

what truth - That you are
just waiting to get rid of me

And turn my room
into some kung fu room.

No, you're stuck.

You are hormonal total loss.

You also walk around the house all
day with some kind of smile on your face

like you won the lottery,

While for me it is quite a sad
moment that we are parting.

We are not really
separated. We will meet in full.

We will not meet fully!

It won't be the same,
Dana, that's it, it's over!

It's... right, it won't
be exactly the same,

It will be different.

I am...

I'm just glad everything
worked out for us, Bull.

And you're moving in with a puppy.

Exactly, that everything worked out for you, didn't it?

Because that's what you wanted, wasn't it?

Yes.
-What do you think it looks like?

I'm sad too.

dan...

oh

sweetie.

Don't worry, we
will meet in full. Yes.

And I will come to the hospital for
all the tests you arranged for me,

So we will meet extra.
- What happened, Kofipa? All is well?

It's hard for her to say
goodbye, but I calm her down.

My dad has a collection. Yes.

But that's the one I like the most. me too.
-Yes?

It's a stamp like Thelma and Louise's car.

The most amazing female
criminals in the history of cinema.

Oh yes? Is that what you understood from the movie?

what?

Thelma and Louise went on vacation
in the desert and got into trouble,

So to say that they are
criminals is really a crime.

Well, what to do when all day long they are
murdering, stealing and running from the police?

The police is a metaphor, don't you understand?
-Metaphor why?

To the patriarchal male
society, to binding relationships.

It's a movie about women
taking fate into their own hands

and refuse to live in captivity.

If you didn't understand.

I don't know, I like this
movie because it's fun.

second.

Hello?
- Hi, Lior, Nofer from Geographic.

Hey, Nofer, what's up?

Listen, I thought about it, it's a
bit, it doesn't work out this time.

Wow, what a bummer.
-Yes. Sorry, it's just bad timing.

I realised. Well, if you ever regret it.
-Clear, clear, clear.

Well, then thanks,
Lior. Thanks bye.

What is?

Photographs in Australia.

Well?

What's wrong with
Australia? Not bad at all.

vice versa.

But I won't go now for a
month and park, you know,

After we moved in together.

I also want to start looking
for an apartment, you know.

Move into our real home
as soon as possible.

Why don't you stay in the apartment?
This is a stunning apartment.

Well what? moving in together

Need to move to a
new house. neutral.

who said?

it is known. -Oh yes? -Yes.

When talking about a healthy relationship,

It's... that's what they say.

In short, there are many
important things to do.

The most important thing for me is to have fun.

Well? And when is the most fun in
a relationship? When both sides...

earn - Compromise.

Yes, well, yes, compromise.
- Compromise. Yes.

What, shall we find one upstairs?
- No, no, it's fine,

Gore here, he will help me. Sure?
- Yes, sure. -he is here?

Yes. - Do not carry a pregnancy.
- No, no, of course.

No, he's waiting for me.

Ahem...

what?

Just wanted to say thank you

You smashed my windshield and ran away.

Turns out it's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

So I bought you something.

But it's nothing to me,
okay? So don't bother now

And without "you shouldn't
have" and why and all that.

moment...

hopa

I understood that one coffee a
day is allowed during pregnancy,

So if one...

May it be the best there is.

Wow, I...

Yoo.

sweetheart

No, it's... it's from joy,
it's just this pregnancy.

Yes.

Wow.
- Everything is fine, well, good luck, eh?

Let's have fun, let's have fun.
- Let's have fun.

cub!

cub?

Yoo, yoo, I'm done.

I'm terribly nauseous,
I really don't feel well.

Oh, oh

So...

No, because there are more boxes below.

I have to lie down, I...

What, how many boxes are there?

No, not much, just a
little. Not heavy either.

Listen, I don't know
how to help you.

i'm done OK.

Tell me, mommy, what do
you eat when you're sick?

There is something that...

lemon?
- Yes, lemon. there is. -OK.

Bring me a glass of water too, please.

I think it's those locust
cubes I ate yesterday.

Sew me up with an old fish.

They have no God. poop

They have no shame, m*therf*ckers.

How lucky you are here, Mami.

Good,

So I am...

I, I will go to...

Good. Ok babe.

I arranged for us with three apartments on Saturday.

No, I can't study on
Shabbat, I arranged with Idan.

What to study? on saturday

Now the big pressure
begins, until the test.

But the test is two months away.

It's a test that summarizes everything
I've learned so far in the internship.

It's like it's stressful for God.
- So when will the apartments be decided?

But why are you stressed?
- I'm not stressed,

Not stressed at all,
everything is good.

We already live together.
Yes Yes. Yes Yes.

So let's enjoy it like this for a moment.

We will look for an apartment after the test.

Besides eating, sleeping,
studying and working

I won't have time for anything
in the next two months.

Do you have time for sex?

I'm having a period.

Shhh... sleep, sleep,
I just took the remote.

what? Why are you giving me grief?

because you are sleeping

Wow, how sick.
Yoo, I'm on the face.

Whoa, well, puppy,
okay, you're not pregnant.

What is the connection?
- that I am here pregnant,

I should be nauseous.

You have?

No, not at the moment.
I might have them.

But I suffer from exhaustion a lot.

I wish I was a little tired.
I also think I have a fever.

Not good.

Well, tomorrow the
examination at the gynecologist,

I really want you to come.

I also have the rehearsal
with the band tomorrow,

I don't know how I will stand it.
- Why didn't you cancel it?

Because the show is in a week maybe?

Mommy, do me a favor,

Stop by the pharmacy for a second,

Ask them for me a light stomach.
- Gore, I just took a shower.

Well, enough, if I feel good

I can also come with you
for a check-up tomorrow.

well, okay, well? where
are my jeans -Thanks.

No. No!

A glass of amek.

Hi - Dan.
- Speak quickly, I'm at work.

Tell me, these pills you gave me,
are they also good for normal nausea?

What is normal nausea?

Nausea not of pregnancy.

Do you have nausea not of pregnancy?

Second, I'll get back to you.

Good. Bye.

A glass of amek.

What is this thing?
That's not what I meant.

It's newer, it's better,
the pharmacist said.

But Light Belly I know is
sure to help, so what is it?

OK, that's more helpful.

I asked you for something
specific though, teacher.

can you bring a glass of water please

Hey. - What did you ask about the pills?
- I wanted to ask if...

I wanted to ask if it was okay
to take them, the pills that...

Also like...

It doesn't matter, it doesn't
matter. OK, never mind.

Are you feeling nauseous?

No. Yes. As if I thought yes,
but no, in the end it passed me by.

Oh great.

Yes. Tell me, will you be there
tomorrow when I come for the checkup?

I'm in surgery until around six,

But I'll call right
after, okay? come on,

They don't get along there
for a second without me. Good.

Come on, I'm in the middle of a shift, let's talk.
-Okay, come on, bye.

Everything there is crashing, I have
to give them a call when I get back,

I swear. -what? where?
- In the bar.

Gore, it's important to me that you
come to the gynecologist tomorrow,

I really want you
to make an effort.

What is "make an effort"?
What, am I playing?

I have nausea and vomiting,

I feel the worst I've ever
felt in my entire life, really.

The bar collapses. I'm even considering
canceling tomorrow's rehearsal with the lineup.

Believe me it's more
important than the test.

Good to know it's more important.

Because it's before a show!
What to do? What can I do?

We now have nine months to go
to the doctors, do what is necessary,

I only have a week before the most
important performance of my life.

All the people from Galgalat will be there.

It's a f*cking big
deal. I told you.

Good.

I also told you, if I feel well

I will come with you to the examination.

It's just that right now I feel the
worst I've ever felt in my entire life.

Maybe we'll throw these fish away?

What's the problem with the fish?
-What kind of decoration is this?

It's not a decoration.

This is Tomer and this is Yifat,
and this is my fish and I love them.

So even more, you have a prison
for fish in the middle of the living room,

They are depressed, don't you notice?

All of a sudden, they are happy,
it's good for them. look at them

It seems to you that if they knew
there was a sea full of fish outside

Would they choose to stay here?

They have a good life here.

Do you know they are happy?

You know that every time I go
near the aquarium they come to me?

Because they depend on
you! They are your captives!

Have you seen "Beauty and
the Beast" at all? this is not love

It's Stockholm Syndrome.
- Well, that's enough, leave it to me, really,

You k*lled me.

I want to go to
sleep, I can't anymore.

I swear, pregnancy has
messed with your brain.

not kidding

Good night.

Stockholm...

sl*ve!

helped me

Those pills you
brought me, great pills.

did the job.

what? Why did you sleep in the living room?
- Because there was a lot of noise in the room.

what noise - of snoring.

Ah... well, I'm
off to rehearsal.

The test today
at four, in Ichilov.

Phew, what is this? Ugh.

Murray, what is this? You didn't
throw away the garbage at all?

It is terrible.

What, it's like a
scoundrel. It smells terrible.

Do you have no sense of
smell? What is? I'm sleeping.

Well, do me a favor.

When you change a bag of the
bin, then clean the bin a little, okay?

It's a sanitary hazard, it's disgusting.

Let Ron Huldai not come,
give us a report on sanitation.

Come on. - I'm sleeping, puppy, enough.

okay sorry. Bye.
Have a great day, soul.

What's up?
-Hey, what are you doing?

Just at work. What's going on?

Maybe we'll go for the weekend?
Like the Dead Sea, something like that?

I wish where? but i can't

Well, let's have a girls weekend like this in the desert.

Like Thelma and Louise.

Lior will k*ll me if I go now,

I just told him I don't
have time for anything.

Okay, well, Dana, you're
in a relationship, not in jail.

You can do whatever you want.

What do you have? What
is urgent for you to travel?

just kidding...

Not urgent.

what? What's up with
the puppy? All is well?

Yes. Like a little...

Just, I guess I'm
just hormonal, so I...

Like maybe it's good for me and I just
don't understand that it's good for me.

Understand? -No.

But I have to go back.

Talk to you later, okay? Good.

I miss you.

me too.

bye Bye.


ovary. Normal cycle?

eh?

Regular period? -Oh, yes, yes.

It's good for us, yes. -Yes.

It's a spontaneous pregnancy, yes?

we are not.

It is planned.

Like we both wanted it.

As if the decision
was so spontaneous.

It took quite a while,
but that's no surprise,

It's not a mistake or anything.

This is called a spontaneous pregnancy.

I mean, pregnancy is natural,
without medical intervention.

Ah. Yes.

When was the last cycle?

On Gore's birthday, July 25.

So you are eight weeks.
We'll go hear a pulse.

Get along here, behind the curtain.

There is a sheet there,
you can cover yourself.

say -Yes?

If it's twins, can
you already see it?

Usually yes.

Are you expecting twins?

No, but I had a
nightmare that I had twins.

I also had a nightmare that...

I'm pregnant with a puppy,

And I'm so allergic to dogs, so...

Yes, I'm sure you don't
have a puppy in your belly.

Is it possible? -Yes. OK.

Tell me, until what week
can you regret the pregnancy?

What does that mean?

as if

Up to what point can you cancel the...

Do you want to terminate the pregnancy?

I'm debating about it right now.

You wanted this pregnancy, didn't you?

Did your partner run too?

Yes, but we don't...
not sure get along.

You want kids?

i want a family

You need to think carefully before
terminating an accepted pregnancy.

If you want a family at your
age, with your hormonal profile.

I want a family, I don't
want a broken family.

I'm just saying that it's a shame to wake up
too late and then it's no longer possible,

You know.
-Okay, you don't really know me

And I don't think we
believe the same things, so...

No, no, I'm just saying.

From personal experience,
even a broken family is a family.

Shall we start
testing? Yes? Yes.

come down a little

Here, you can see
your fetus on the screen.

What is? It looks like a barla.

say,

When can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?

I'm sorry but...

It looks like an abnormal pregnancy.

I'm sorry but...

It looks like an abnormal pregnancy.

Why? It seems normal to me.

no pulse

It seems that the fetus has not developed enough,

It fits a much earlier week.

But this is very common at these stages.

It also means your
body is doing a good job

And he didn't go on to
develop an abnormal fetus.

So let's settle down and... we'll talk.

Are you sure? You checked
for maybe half a minute.

I'm sure.

cub.
- Wait, wait, what is this? Why so?

Wow.

What is? What happened? What did you do?

Yoo, sorry. -what?

Did you throw up on Tomer and Yifat?
- Wow, I...

You took the bath, I
knocked on the door.

So what, so you throw up on the fish?

as if you vomited in the
sink, in the trash, on the floor,

What, why are you throwing up on the fish?
- I was stressed, Yoo. - Ugh.

what did you do here

Bring, bring something.

OK, relax, I'll clean up. -Zozi.

Bring some bowl, some jar,
something deep, bring something.

where are they? I don't see them.

Wow, where to
get it? Hurry hurry.

Bring the bowl of salad already.

No, clean it but, clean it!

What do you want
them to swim in mustard?

Clean it up!

Fill it with water.

Come on, come on.
Come here, come.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Shimi

Yoo, may they not die.

Yoo. - Ugh.

what a disgrace

Poor people, swimming in your kiya.

Yoo, sorry, I'm so sorry. -Wow.

Leave, don't talk to me now.

Give me, give me a minute.

How disgusting,
this whole sink is full.

what...

do dishes, what's the point?

disgusting.

If. disgusting.

What is?

what? - Ugh.

What is? There are worms here!

The whole bin is disgusting, full
of worms. How disgusting, Murray!

I told you to empty it.

ok what are you mad at me
for? What, I brought them?

What, my fault?
- What did I ask you? what?

clean the bin An
elementary, legitimate request.

I'm not functioning here, clean the trash.

Clean the trash.
-Clean the trash, clean the trash!

what are you kidding What
makes you laugh? what?

that you say... that
you say "clean the trash"

It's like this singer, the French,

This song he sings, thank you...

Come on, you're
not normal either.

Enough, can't do it anymore. Don't
know where it's going, don't know.

I don't know what will happen,
I don't know. Do not know.

I don't know, I don't know.

what? What do not you know?

I'm gone for a second and a half,
so the whole house is full of worms.

Are you serious that you're blowing
up at me about the worms right now?

It's not because of this, this, this, this...

This all feels like some
kind of repulsive promo

What will life be like with you? enough!

A person doesn't function for three days,
you just need to take some responsibility,

Take care of the house a little, take care of me a little.
-Okay, puppy,

I don't feel well either.

I don't whine about
it all day like you do.

You are pregnant! This is not a disease!

I'm feverish here.

I've been inactive for three days,
I'm a shadow of myself, I'm a rag.

what did i ask you

I don't understand, really.

I was attacked by the most violent
bacteria that attacked me in my life,

You don't even offer to make
me soup, something, I don't know.

Stop preparing, order me soup.

What kind of mother will you be?

You know? I'm worried.

So you can stop worrying because
I have now been to the gynecologist

And my pregnancy is not normal.

So your problem is solved.

are you serious?

Do I look funny to you?

what? When did you think to tell me about it?

When you stop yelling
at me "clean the trash".

Well, I like it? -Amazing.

I think he will surprise me and come.

Come on, jump on the chair.

cub?

Hi Sis.

did you wake up Full time disgrace.

Do you live here?
How do you feel?

Everything went great.
- We brought you sushi.

Has a puppy arrived?

He... he called? he...

Is my phone around here?

teacher,

not good for you
didn't you notice

no why? I am...

I'm fine, I'll just
call him in a minute.

Maybe come home for a while?

home to...

to our home. mine and yours.

What do you say?

Lior is waiting for you at
home, I'll be back in the morning.

Hey, I'm making
you a c*ck. OK.

Welcome back.

Of course you hate me.

Why, I love you.
What do you have?

You thought you got rid of
me, and lo and behold, I'm back.

Listen, I'm really glad you're here.

OK?

And I'm really sorry you had to...

go through all this sh*t.

Wow, delicious.

You know what's scary?

I always thought I
knew what I wanted,

And now suddenly I found out that I am

Not wanting what I wanted most.

So now I don't even
know what I want.

But at least you know what you don't want.
-Yes.

I thought about it, I...

I think I will go to Australia.

Oh, wow. -Yes.

Dana is not here now anyway.

The filming in Australia ends
when she finishes the test,

So it seems to me that it is Ment Tu Bi, isn't it?

That way you will have
time now, a month and a half,

sit here, rest, think, breathe,

Think about what you do want.

nice, isn't it?

Good.

Who is? -Do not know.

Yes.

What's up with you? you're not answering me.

what, are you ok - I wrote
you, I wrote you that I'm here.

But why don't you come home? I
sit, wait for you, worry about you,

And you filter me, what? what's the deal

I understand that you are
angry, but this is already abuse.

Gore, I was, I
needed some, some...

What is? What, are you having a party here? No.
-Hey.

Oh, it's that one.

How are you?

This one from that.

What, is he f*cking you?

No. No.

eh? Answer me, is
this c*ck f*cking you?

No, no, no, no, no.
- I wish he would f*ck me.

what?
- I wish he would f*ck me, I wish.

No, no, what... I'm Dana's friend.

I wish you were a quarter
of the man he is, I wish!

I wish I wasn't only
attracted to zeros like you,

You egoist, you screw up!

I wish you had a bad show,

I wish you wouldn't be
heard alive in Galgaltz. I wish!

I wish! -enough. enough.
- What evil, what evil.

What, you have evil in you.
-Man, man, listen,

You're a little drunk, come,
give her some rest, talk tomorrow,

Everything will be fine,
okay? Everything is good.

Talk about it tomorrow, okay?

Wow!

brother. A glass of amek.

what are you punching him? Ya live in the movie!
-A glass of amac.

Wow, I can't believe it.

Wait, wait, I'll get you some ice.

Ahhh...

What, didn't you also say you
studied kung fu or something?

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

What is it, what happened to your car?

I felt like. Lior
left it with me.

You can make pancakes at home.
- You can also go somewhere.

where?

The Dead Sea, maybe?

It is possible to eat pancakes
there in the morning at the hotel.

Enough, well, you... what...
you have a shift tomorrow.

Let's just go.

are you sure?

Sai