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Intruder (2025)

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Intruder (2025)

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[mellow guitar music plays]

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

[vocalizing]

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

When I dream,

I dream too high

Catching stars

as they fly by

But I can't hold

something so bright

That I'll waste a dream

tonight

Mm-mm

[bells clanging]

[ominous music plays]

[loud cheering]

[crowd shouting]

[shouting continues]

[sound muffles]

[sound normalizes]

Stop the fight! Stop the fight!

Stop the fight!

Stop the fight!

Stop the fight!

[shouting continues]

[man coughing and wheezing]

[labored breathing]

[coughing]

Smoke!

You know I don't like that sh*t.

Don't even f*cking light it.

-Shut up.

-[sighs]

All right.

I argued with the b*stards.

I argued,

and they ain't hear me.

This is the third time with

Dylan you broke the rules.

I talked to him.

They're not gonna

book you anymore.

We can go somewhere else.

Oh, there is no other place.

You got it?

They book all the flights

from here to the border.

[labored breathing]

You know...

I can't manage a...

a fighter who won't listen.

Because of a f*cking bell?

Well, that's...

that's the rules, kid.

That's the rules.

[labored breathing]

It's my reputation, too.

Look at me.

I'm so sorry.

[down-tempo music plays]

[coughs]

[music intensifies]

[echoing scream]

[rapping] Yeah, let me see you

shake that butt

Yeah

Let me see you shake that

what-what-what-what

What-what-what-what

[music thumping on car stereo]

Yeah, what-what, yeah

[music continues thumping]

Yeah, yeah

Let me see you check that

Hope you don't mind.

I made us some coffee.

Christ's sake, Smoke.

Have a seat.

Shawn's waiting in the car.

So what the hell am

I supposed to think?

That you come here

to beat me up?

I wouldn't need

Shawn to do that.

He's better off

keeping the f*cking car warm.

Yeah, let me see you

shake that

What-what-what-what

what-what

What a f*cking mess, Smoke.

Go f*ck yourself.

My ex-wife did the cleaning,

I don't clean.

You know I had to wash this

coffee cup five f*cking times

before I could drink out of it.

You didn't happen to...

...bring tonight's cut with you

since you bothered

to come all the way over here?

You're done, Smoke.

[down-tempo music plays]

And the league's not paying for

tonight's spectacle

or whatever the f*ck that was.

She's a f*cking fighter!

Rita Rowdy was

a house favorite,

and now she has a broken jaw.

Who the f*ck do you think's

gonna pay for that?

She's a fighter!

She knows the chance she takes

getting in that ring.

[exhales]

I helped to build

this f*cking league.

You got that?

And now you have the f*cking

nerve to come over here

and tell me I'm done.

This is a piss-ant match

in some f*cking garage

in a broken-down factory.

I bring you a-a-a fighter. Yeah?

And what do you expect me,

to f*cking bridle her?

Hey, Luca, the way I see it,

Rita Rowdy's better off that all

she got was a broken jaw, right?

Ha!

It's funny.

Yeah.

Hell, it's funny where people...

how they forget,

how people forget that...

it's funny how you forget, Luca.

I haven't forgot a thing, Smoke.

Like when the bell goes

ding-ding.

I still remember that.

I also remember

all the times you would throw

some street meat in the ring

and call it a fighter!

Maybe you were good.

But I can't remember that!

Maybe your bell's going

ding-ding, too, Smoke.

Maybe it's time

you realize that.

Well, I remember

what it's like

to be inside that ring.

Maybe you forget that.

Maybe you forget

where you come from, Luca.

Yeah, well...

I figured out you can make

more money

outside the ring than in it.

So tell me, Luca,

in all your profound wisdom...

...what those eyes

surrounding the ring,

what they came to see,

it's not the f*cking money.

No, no, no.

It's not the f*cking bell.

It's the blood.

That's what they want to see.

And they want to see lots of it.

The blood.

Ah, the more of it, the better.

The more those girls

tear each other apart,

the more the crowd screams

and the more money

they throw into the ring.

Yeah, I wonder what side

of the cage I'm safer on.

Inside or out?

I don't ever forget

what they came for.

[down-tempo music continues]

Try and enjoy your retirement,

Smoke.

Watch the sunset

with some dignity.

[mumbles]

[up-tempo music plays]

[ominous music plays]

[Bree gasping, punches landing]

[Luca] All right, all right.

Don't k*ll her.

Maybe next time you'll stop

when the bell rings.

[upbeat cartoon music playing

on TV inside]

Yeah.

Ding-ding, b*tch.

[dramatic music plays]

[rumbling]

[muffled expl*si*n]

[heart beating]

We...all...die.

[crackling]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

Are we all going to die?

That is the question

on everyone's mind.

Our Stacey Laurel has a rare

interview with Jude Micah,

the self-appointed

space explorer

who might have the answer.

Stacey?

Jim, we are here live

outside of the Micah Tech

research facility,

waiting for him

to come through the doors.

This was once Jude Micah's

family barn,

where the billionaire used to

dream about the stars.

And now this facility is helping

his dreams become reality.

And here he is right now.

Jude Micah, how do you respond

to the numerous accusations

of exploiting fear tactics

to sell the new Orion transport

to wealthy consumers?

You mean like a government

selling vaccines to the public?

Hmm? No. The only thing

that Micah Tech is exploiting

is reality

and selling the last bit

of hope

for a chance

to escape a dying planet.

Let's be honest, sir, with

a sticker price of $15 million,

you're hardly saving

the planet.

[chuckles] Well, I gave up

trying to save the planet

a long time ago, Ms., um...

-Stacey Laurel.

-Ms. Laurel, yeah.

I couldn't get governments

on the same page,

so I came up with a Plan B.

But, Mr. Micah, there is no real

scientific evidence

outside the walls

of Micah Tech

that confirm

your exaggerated timeline.

And that should concern you,

Stacey.

It means that the scientists

you're listening to

are lying to you.

[Laurel] And there you have it.

Is the planet really dying?

We will find out.

Stacey Laurel, Channel 1 News.

Someone called me here

about my daughter, Bree Hewit?

-Mr. Hewit?

-Yes.

Can you wait a minute? I'll get

the charge nurse for you.

Thank you.

-Mr. Hewit.

-Oh. How is she?

When the EMTs brought her

in this morning,

she was still unconscious.

She was found by

another tenant in her building

when she saw her lying

by her apartment door.

The police report says

she was assaulted and robbed.

She has no memory

of the incident.

She suffered minor head trauma

due to the blow to the head.

So she does have a concussion,

but she's gonna be fine.

She seems like a tough girl.

Regardless, the doctors

want to keep her here

for a couple more days.

I can take you to her.

Her room is right down

the hallway.

How did you, uh,

know to call me?

We found a notepad

in her jacket pocket.

Your number was written on it.

I guess that would make sense

that you would call me first.

Mr. Hewit,

you're the only one we called.

Your number was

the only number on the pad.

It didn't even have a name

by it.

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

How long do we really have?

Top scientists around the world

gathered today

via global video conference

to discuss Micah Tech's

science division's less

promising global timeline.

In an earlier Channel 1 News

report,

Jude Micah stated, "Your

scientists are lying to you."

U.S. government officials say

that Micah Tech is using

scare tactics to increase sales

of its Orion Intruder,

the world's

only consumer spacecraft.

In our local news segment,

field reporter Stacey Laurel

is live at

the Chapel of the Rising Moon

to speak with two people

who think the moon is coming

to save us, not hurt us.

Stacey?

Jim, I am here

at the Chapel of the Rising Moon

with D'Artagnan and Flora,

two of the spiritual leaders

of this growing religion

that is sweeping across America

as we speak.

Stacey, here at

the Chapel of the Rising Moon,

we -- we no longer use words

like "religion."

The chapel teaches us

that when

one or more are gathered

in the light of the moon,

that we are baptized

in a celestial unity,

and we welcome her heavenly body

upon us.

Her radiant glow,

her supple bosom,

and her soft night's kiss.

[high-pitched beep]

Are you still

a decent chess player?

Yeah.

Well, it's been a while.

Don't expect a long game.

It has been a while.

What, like two or three years?

Are we still talking

about chess?

You know, I don't know

where or when or how

this actually happened.

I just know one day

we stopped seeing each other.

You see me right now.

It's true, Bree,

but it's been three years.

I didn't even know

you were alive

until the hospital called me.

It's your move.

Just talk to me, Bree.

I-I can't solve a problem

if I don't know what it is.

Well, relationships aren't

computer programs.

We're not all made up

of ones and zeros.

I'm not one of your codes.

Your remove.

I'm not gonna

apologize for what I do.

I like my job.

It would just be nice

if the company

you worked for was more

concerned with saving the planet

than building rocket ships

for rich people to escape in.

Your move.

[dramatic music plays]

You're always so aggressive

and always on the attack.

And yet you fail to defend.

Checkmate.

I'll see you tomorrow night.

[piece clatters]

[cellphone ringing]

[automated voice]

New message.

[Azalea] Martin,

where the hell are you?

I-I woke up

and you weren't there.

No goodbye. No, nothing.

I was calling you like an

idiot, worried about you.

How do you not call me?

Not a text.

Leave a f*cking note.

[automated voice]

New message.

[Azalea] Martin, take your

g*dd*mn phone off the silent.

I left you a voicemail.

Why haven't you called me?

I'm getting really angry

with you now.

[cellphone beeps]

[automated voice]

New message.

[Azalea] I-I need to be

able to trust you, Martin.

Do you understand?

Pick up your phone!

[engine starts, car dinging]

[cellphone rings]

[automated voice]

New message.

[Azalea] Hey, I'm sorry

I yelled at you.

I'm just worried about you,

Martin.

And I just want to hear

from you.

Please.

Is that so hard to do?

[automated voice]

New message.

[Azalea] You know what

I'm wearing now?

I'm wearing the bracelet

you gave me last night.

It's really beautiful.

Martin,

I'm getting really pissed off.

Say hi to your daughter for me.

[dramatic music plays]

[sighs]

I thought you were gonna

let me drive this time.

[scoffs] Don't be ridiculous.

No one drives my car but me.

[sighs] You know, $15 million is

a lot of money, Justin.

[sighs] Mary, Mary,

quite contrary.

You never trust me.

I'm just scared, Justin.

You want to take Merry and me

to some creepy, smelly

space station

on some cybership

that flies itself?!

It's f*cking crazy, honey.

We can't stay here.

What if the scientists

are wrong?

Huh? What -- What if Merry and I

don't like Second Alpha?

What -- What

if you can't get a job --

Honey!

Shut up...

And let me speak

[muffled]

Move your hand.

You gotta trust me, honey.

Everything is going to be

amazing.

You are going to love

Second Alpha.

And Merry --

she's gonna make

a bunch of friends.

But what if you can't get a job?

Because, Justin,

let me tell you,

I've become accustomed

to a certain type of lifestyle.

Oh, my God!

I am a brain surgeon, Mary!

I am sure that Micah Tech

is going to be looking for

a few good doctors

when we get there.

Okay?

If you say so.

[French accent] Trust me, Mary.

Mm! Mm, mm, mm!

Everything --

mm, mm, mm, mwah --

is going to be just --

mwah-mwah -- okay.

Mwah-mwah.

[computer beeping]

Come on. Come on.

[suspenseful music plays]

You know, it's weird.

I always think of you

as Bree's sister.

Not in a human way, but, um...

I mean...

I mean, I'm human

and I'm her father.

And look how damaging

that's been.

I couldn't handle

when her mom died.

I didn't know

how to be a father.

I was selfish.

Hell, I didn't want to be one.

Certainly couldn't be the one

that she needed.

That's why I created you, Sali.

Everything that's good in me,

I put in you.

I gave you a conscience.

And you don't know it yet,

but...

I programmed you

that you will be able to think

for yourself

and make your own decisions.

Hopefully, you'll be able

to make better ones than me.

[music continues]

[sighs]

So this is

why I haven't seen you?

This is where you've been

the last two nights?!

Your daughter?!

The one who wants nothing

to do with you?!

You haven't answered your phone,

Martin, for two days.

Two f*cking days!

What am I to you, huh?

It's my daughter, Azalea!

We were supposed

to leave together!

-When? Where?

-Are you kidding me

here, Azalea?

No! This was all our idea!

Azalea, it's my daughter!

Take your fake bracelet!

It's probably the fake one,

just like you!

[Jude] Martin.

I'd like you to come up

and see me.

[dramatic music plays]

[crickets chirping]

[mellow music plays on stereo]

You still don't drink,

correct, Martin?

Uh, no, I don't.

Well, I think

it still counts as a toast,

even if you are drinking

boring soda.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

I'm going to miss

this place the most, I think.

Did I ever tell you the story

of how this became

my research facility?

I think so. Your father used to

keep his horses here, right?

Yes. Well, downstairs,

of course.

No, up here --

this was my playground.

Used to sneak up early,

spend all day here playing.

God, the sun would go down.

It'd get dark.

I'd still be up here

playing by myself.

It's funny.

No one ever came looking for me.

There used to be cracks

in these boards

that were so large you could see

the stars through them.

It was my own

private observatory.

Used to dream about

how to reach those stars,

just to get the hell

off this farm.

A few years after I went

to school, he died.

The day after I left,

we -- we never spoke again.

So it was a neighbor

who called me,

found him on the floor by

the ladder that leads up here.

He was throwing out

all my old things.

He had left the barn doors open.

It was frightfully cold.

So...he froze to the floor.

[dramatic music plays]

Stuck in his own blood.

It was all over my drawings.

My dreams and ideas...

...trash.

I'm not taking you with me,

Martin.

What?

You're far too old.

Believe me,

I anguished over the decision.

It was not an easy one.

You f*cking prick.

I created Sali.

While you were being paid

a very nice salary.

And you were a good employee,

yes.

You don't know what the f*ck

you're talking about, Jude.

She's not even out

of programming yet.

She's still in the f*cking

beta stage.

She's only a year old!

Christ, Martin.

Listen to yourself.

You talk like

she's your f*cking child.

She's not.

She's mine.

I own her.

Oh, you don't own me.

Not anymore.

You shouldn't hold on to things,

Martin.

[music continues]

[monitor beeping]

[dramatic music plays]

[plastic clatters, Velcro rips]

[siren wailing in distance]

[door opens]

[alarms beeping]

[bottles clatter]

[alarms continue]

[telephone ringing]

Come on, for the love of God.

Come on, come on, come on,

come on.

Thank God, thank God...

[ringing continues]

-[Bree] Hello?

-Bree! Bree!

Thank God, man, I've been trying

to reach you for an hour.

Dad?

You gotta leave the hospital.

Wait. What?

Bree, you gotta get

to the Intruder.

Dad, there's no one here.

They left all the patients

alone.

Bree, you gotta leave

the hospital, honey.

-Why?

-How long have you been asleep,

g*dd*mn it?

Look out the f*cking window!

[suspenseful music plays]

Bree!

Bree!

Bree!

[music continues]

[music continues]

[birds squawking]

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

Hi. I'm Sali,

the face and the voice

of Micah Tech's first

consumer space-travel vehicle,

designed and built

in Micah Tech's own

Orion space-travel facility,

the Orion Intruder.

Come with me

and I'll give you a tour.

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

[birds chirping]

Okay, Dad.

It's been like an hour.

[vehicle approaching]

[suspenseful music plays]

Justin, be careful!

She might have a g*n!

[gasps]

Go ahead.

Just walk away,

and you won't get hurt.

Wait! There's a mistake.

This is your final warning!

Walk away from our transport!

Just wait! Hold on!

[screaming, tires screeching]

Hey, don't hit the ship.

Oh, sh*t!

[suspenseful music continues]

[door whirring]

Come on!

Come on! Close!

Come on!

Identity recognized.

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

Welcome to the brains

and the brawn

behind the Orion Intruder --

me, Sali.

I am a self-acclimated

learning intelligence

created by Micah Tech.

Equipped with Micah Tech's

very own

multi-solar-system-mapping

technology,

I can assure you we won't be

getting lost on your next trip.

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

Oh, hello.

Good morning. I'm Sali.

I am a self-acclimated

learning intelligence.

But you could think of me

as your really smart buddy.

How may I assist you?

You can get me the hell

out of here!

Do you wish

to engage a launch sequence?

Yes! Engage!

You must be seated

during launch sequence

using the provided seatbelt.

-[g*nshots]

-Launch, Sali!

[Sali] Sorry, but I'm waiting

for you to buckle up

that seatbelt, young lady.

All right, move your a*s, Sali!

Launch sequence engaged.

[ding!]

[blasting]

[suspenseful music continues]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

Where is Jude Micah?

Echoing words heard

around the world.

Micah Tech founder and CEO

Jude Micah

has failed to make

any statement or appearance

concerning the growing number of

reports of Micah Tech customers

who feel ripped off

and did not receive their

Orion Intruder after payment.

Representatives of Micah Tech's

own sales division

say that the Intruders are

in high demand

and just on backorder.

Amongst the escalating

controversy around Micah Tech,

our own Channel 1 news sources

have informed us

that two members of

Jude Micah's own heads of staff

were reported missing

early this morning.

One of those staff members

is Micah Tech's

head programmer, Martin Hewit.

Local authorities say

it's too early to tell

if foul play was involved.

In other news, a local man

is m*rder*d in broad daylight

in front of his family

as bandits hijacked

that family's Orion Intruder.

Channel 1 News field reporter

Stacey Laurel was able

to speak to the widow

of the victim, Mary Coughlin,

who narrowly escaped with her

and her daughter's life

after the hijacking.

Stacey?

Jim, I am here

with Mary Coughlin.

Mary, could you tell us about

your frightening experience

this morning and how you and

your daughter narrowly escaped?

It was totally crazy.

There was g*ns sh**ting

everywhere.

It was like I was in a movie

or something.

It was horrible.

There had to be 10,

maybe even 20

of those m*therf*ckers.

I didn't know what to do.

I had to save my baby.

Yes, your daughter, Merry,

was also there

and witnessed

her father's sh**ting.

What? No, no.

I was talking about my car.

Those b*stards got

their g*dd*mn blood all over

the front of my car!

Ms. Coughlin, the police reports

say you ran down two gunmen

with your car

in efforts to escape the attack.

I had to.

I-I didn't know

what else to do.

They were going to k*ll us.

Or -- Or worse.

They could have, um,

taken me hostage

and ate Merry for food.

It was self-defense, Stacey,

I swear.

Ms. Coughlin,

could you tell if these bandits

were working individually?

Or did they seem

to have a leader?

Oh, they were totally taking

orders from a blond woman

who was sitting

in the back of our Intruder.

[crying] I told my Justin,

"Be careful.

She may have a g*n!"

Merry and I, we're gonna need

years of therapy after this.

Years of therapy.

Ms. Coughlin, do you know

if Micah Tech plans

to replace your family's

Orion Intruder?

[laughs] Are you serious?

Have you ever sat on the phone

with Micah Tech support?

I don't want a replacement.

I want my husband's

g*dd*mn money back!

I don't care if I never get into

one of those things again.

I'd rather die here on Earth.

That's very understandable,

Ms. Coughlin.

If you had the opportunity

and could speak to Jude Micah

yourself, personally,

about your experience,

what would you say?

Yeah, I got something to say.

f*ck you, Micah Tech.

f*ck you!

I'm Stacey Laurel

with Channel 1 News.

[dramatic music plays]

[door hisses and clangs]

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting]

[beeping and whirring]

[panting]

[echoing scream]

[engine running softly

in background]

[plastic crumpling]

[down-tempo music plays]

-[sighs]

-[electricity crackling]

[dramatic music plays]

[alarm blaring]

[gasping]

[continues gasping]

[alarm continues blaring]

[breathing deeply]

[breathing deeply]

[suspenseful music plays]

[alarm grows louder]

[gasping]

[air hissing]

[hissing and alarm stop]

Oh, you're losing it, Bree!

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

Hello?

[suspenseful music plays]

Ah.

Could have used you

a couple minutes ago.

Yes!

[music continues]

[music intensifies]

No!

[panting]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

Ripped-off, disgruntled

Micah Tech customers

around the globe learned

of Micah Tech's

back-ordered Intruder Orion.

Patriots want to know,

where is our money?

Channel 1 News field reporter

Stacey Laurel has

an exclusive interview with the

former Micah Tech employee

that was directly involved with

the now sold-out Intruder Orion.

Stacey?

Jim, I am here

with a former line mechanic

that worked primarily

on the assembly floor

at Micah Tech's own Orion

production plant

here on the East coast,

where the Intruder

is manufactured and sold.

He is here to tell us

what he witnessed

in those last days

before the walkouts.

[distorted voice] Everything was

normal for a while.

40-hour weeks,

a little bit of overtime.

It was nice.

Then all the moon hype started.

-More hype?

-Yeah.

The sales pitch.

It's all about sales, right?

Tell everyone

the world is coming to an end

in 40, 50 years,

and Intruders are just

solar-system sailboats

for rich kids.

No one takes it serious.

But ramp up the timeline to,

like, tomorrow...

and boom -- we can't keep

an Intruder in stock.

Next thing you know,

we're working double shifts.

Some guys are

practically living there.

Micha Tech was converting break

rooms into sleeping quarters

to keep feet

on the assembly floor.

But we learned

that Micah Tech's scientists

were actually correct.

The moon is going to crash

into our planet.

Yeah, yeah, they were right.

But that's not the point.

Micah Tech could use that

information as a fear tactic.

You mean Jude Micah?

They wanted to exploit

the public, not save them.

Sell them while they're hot.

Fear was the sales pitch.

Well, what good is being

the richest man in the world

if it's coming to an end?

Well, there's the real inside

story, huh, Stacey?

What do you mean?

The Intruder wasn't just

an intergalactic family cruiser

for the wealthy.

It was a ticket to salvation.

You mean the rumors

of Second Alpha?

No. Not rumors.

You're saying Second Alpha

really exists?

Why do you think the walkouts

happened in the first place?

But what good is

all the money in the world

if you're just gonna take it

to your outer-space piggy bank?

No. Don't you get it, Stacey?

Money is just a piece

of paper or plastic.

Real currency is what you buy

with that money.

Flesh and blood.

That's currency.

That's what power is.

When you own the only technology

that will grant people

their survival,

their sweet little babies'

chance at life,

you own them, all of them.

That's what Jude Micah

had planned the whole time.

He didn't want to save

the planet.

He wanted to own it.

His own little ant farm

far, far away,

where he gets to be God,

literally.

So, Jude Micah's

Orion Corporation

wasn't just pumping out

Intruders to wealthy buyers.

They're creating a means

of access to Second Alpha.

Bingo, Stacey.

And pump them out we did.

The problem is,

with the increase in quantity,

there was, of course,

a major decrease in quality.

They were built like sh*t.

Micah Tech didn't care, as long

as they could get them

off the assembly floor and

into the hands of eager buyers.

You know,

half of those Intruders --

I bet they won't even make it

to Second Alpha.

But if Micah Tech's Intruder

doesn't hold up to space travel

long enough to reach

Second Alpha,

how will that look

for Jude Micah?

That's the thing, Stacey.

In space,

no one can hear you complain.

When your Intruder blows

one of its mag engines or,

God forbid, has an oxygen leak,

you and your family

won't be making it

to the complaint department.

They don't tell you that

in the brochure, I bet.

Well, thank you for coming down

to the Channel 1 News studio

and telling us some pretty scary

things about Micah Tech.

I feel the people

need to know, Stacey.

[door opens]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

C-Can't they see me? Hey.

Oh, sh*t. Shut the door!

Jim, back to you.

Global food shortages are

on the rise.

Micah Tech's third-largest

food-processing plant,

based in Kentucky, was forced

to close its doors today

after its remaining

employees failed

to receive their paychecks.

It was, like, real crazy,

you know?

Like, people were, like,

stealing stuff and sh*t

on account that, you know,

we weren't getting paid.

I mean -- I mean,

I didn't steal anything.

[high-pitched beep]

[crunching]

[groans]

[dramatic music plays]

I'm sorry, old man.

[exhales]

[playing tune]

[shower running]

[mid-tempo music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[music intensifies]

[panting]

Oh!

Oh! I see you, m*therf*cker!

[panting]

Aah! I know you're in there!

f*ck!

[suspenseful music continues]

[Sali] Identity recognized.

Oh! Hey, Bree!

How may I assist you?

Sali, can you lock

all compartment doors?

I can and I will.

Locking all compartment doors.

[music intensifies]

Oh!

[panting]

[music intensifies]

[door clanging]

[down-tempo music plays]

[door clanging]

[upbeat, traditional-pop music

plays]

I'm coming for you, baby

I'm knocking at your door

I'm gonna get you

And smear your heart

all over the floor

[both shouting]

I wanna rub your blood

[grunting]

-All over my skin

-[shouts]

I'm gonna wear your face

like it's style again

'Cause you're mine

Yeah, baby, you're mine

[Bree shouts]

[Azalea panting]

Aah! Aah!

[gasping and grunting]

I'm coming for you, baby

I'm knocking at your door

I'm gonna get you

And smear your heart

all over the floor

I wanna rub your blood

All over my skin

-I'm gonna wear your face

-[screams]

Like it's in style again

[gasping]

-[shouts]

-[panting]

Yeah, baby, you're mine

-[screams]

-I'm coming for you, baby

I'm knocking at your door

I'm gonna get you

Come back here,

you f*cking b*tch!

I wanna...

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

Everyone knows a long trip

with the family

isn't complete

without a healthy meal.

Here, in the galley

of the Intruder,

you can enjoy Pizza Night

Friday with the family

while orbiting the rings

of Saturn.

Imagine waking up to the sun

rising over the Earth

while sipping that perfect cup

of morning coffee.

Every Intruder Model 1

comes with a complete

galley-style kitchen

with a spacious food locker,

micro sink, microwave,

and a 1,000-watt Micah Tech

rapid water-charging system.

You'll never run out of

that next cup of hot water.

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

[dramatic music plays]

[water steaming]

[screaming]

[cries and pants]

Your move.

[screams]

[grunting and crying]

[screams]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

Is it the rapture,

or are we getting f*cked?

The wealthy and the powerful

around the globe

simply are just disappearing?

Channel 1 News sources say

that these disappearances

are related to the growing

number of Micah Tech's

Orion Intruder sales.

People are just packing up

and leaving the planet.

Sources also say

that rumors of Micah Tech's

longest ongoing project

and money pit,

Second Alpha, has been

completed ahead of schedule.

There is still no word

from Jude Micah

or any statement from Micah Tech

concerning the matter.

People around the world are

growing angry and want answers.

Channel 1 News field reporter

Stacey Laurel is live

to speak with

those angry people.

Stacey?

[chanting] We can't go!

We don't have the dough!

Jim, I am here live just outside

of the Channel 1 News

studio building

to speak with some of

the people who feel left behind,

forgotten, and just simply

thrown away like garbage

by Jude Micah and Micah Tech.

[chanting] We can't go!

We don't have the dough!

Hi. Can you tell me your name

and why you're here?

My name is Go to Hell, lady!

And I'm here to kick

some rich person's a*s!

And whose a*s is it

that you'd like to kick, ma'am?

Jude Micah, that --

that little rich farmer boy!

He promised

that he would save the world!

Yeah, as long

as you can afford it!

We don't have the dough!

-And how about you, sir?

-Yeah, yeah.

This is a load of crap,

Stacey.

First Micah Tech goes around

and buys up every company

on the planet.

Then they repay

our global patronage

by jacking up food prices and

everything else we need to live,

making us a bunch of stinkin'

sl*ves to Micah Tech, right?

Like a bunch of little mice

just waiting for the cheese!

Then they make the cheese

so expensive

we can't even afford it!

And -- I'm sorry, Stacey.

I'm -- I'm just angry.

-We can't go.

-That's okay. I understand, sir.

Cheese has gotten

very expensive.

-We can't go!

-And how about you, young man?

Why are you here today?

Stacey, I am not here

to spread hate or anger,

but to tell these good people

about peace and about love,

the love that our Lord

Jesus Christ has in store

for each and every one

of these sinners,

for He is the way and the truth!

[high-pitched beep]

[grunting]

[suspenseful music plays]

[panting]

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

Here in the rear engine room

of the Intruder,

you can really see what's

pushing this awesome machine.

Every Orion Intruder comes

standard equipped

with Micah Tech's

very own patented

350 millihorse

twin-reverse mag engines.

With these two purring kittens

under the hood,

you're set sailing through

the stars with confidence

with the highest-rated

self-sustaining

engine on the market.

Don't worry.

Every Intruder model comes with

a limited five-year warranty

and free service checkups

every 12 months

by a certified Micah Tech

service technician

in our Orion facility.

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

[suspenseful music continues]

-[grunts]

-[screaming]

[grunts and pants]

[both grunting]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Aah!

[shouts]

[grunting]

What will you do

when you k*ll me?

Huh? Continue your way

to Second Alpha?

That's the game plan.

[groans and laughs]

Oh, yeah?

You will just walk right up

and they will just show you

around the place?

You don't belong there!

Don't you get it?

They don't want your poor a*s

walking around Second Alpha.

Members only.

I'll deal with that

when I get there.

My father was very important

at Micah Tech.

He was the one

who programmed Sali.

Oh, yeah?

If he was that important,

how come he had to steal this

transport for you to escape on?

How do you think I got here?

Huh?

I was waiting in here for him.

You haven't answered your phone

for two days, Martin!

Two f*cking days!

What am I to you, huh?

We were supposed

to leave together!

-When? Where?

-Are you kidding me

here, Azalea?

This was all our idea!

[echoing]

That's my daughter!

[dramatic music plays]

Everyone at Micah Tech

knew what was going to happen.

They just didn't know when.

Your father was supposed

to take me, not you.

It was our plan!

[panting]

And then Martin's

tough little girl gets hurt.

I guess Daddy's last chance

to ease his guilt.

Guess what?

Who got the bump? Huh?

Your dad lied to me.

He f*cked me,

and then he f*cked me over

for you!

You stupid b*tch!

My father never loved anyone.

[groaning]

-[bone snaps]

-[screams]

[dramatic music continues]

[muffled expl*si*n]

[crackling]

[echoing] Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

[down-tempo music plays]

[shower running]

[upbeat, happy music plays]

Identity recognized.

Well, hello, Bree.

How may I assist you?

Sali, how long will it be

until we reach Second Alpha?

We should arrive

at Second Alpha

in 49 hours and 32 minutes.

Roughly a little over two days.

Well, that's a little while.

Sali, I'd like to create

a music playlist.

Can you pull up the database?

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

I have control

over most basic functions

on the Intruder--

navigation, climate control,

oxygen levels, and even access

to entertainment,

games, and music

for the kiddos.

You're swimming in the ocean

and you see a pointy fin

The shark is coming for you

and you know you better swim

[upbeat techno music plays]

[automated male voice]

Micah Tech.

[ding!]

Are you ready?

Get up, get up,

now move like you got two

Get up, get up

Move like you got two legs

[up-tempo instrumental music

plays]

[rapping] Yeah, let me see you

shake that butt

Yeah, let me see you

shake that

What-what-what-what

what-what-what-what

[reggae music plays]

Sun is going down

Orange sky all around

I'm here all alone

Feel the peace in my bones

Waves are crashing slowly

Whisper secrets they know

Stars begin to appear

I'm on my own, no fear

On my own tonight

In the fading light

-On my own tonight

-Oh!

Your dance partner's back.

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasping]

[screaming]

Sali, lock all doors!

Locking

all compartment doors.

[continues screaming]

[crunch]

[upbeat, happy music plays]

Please clear

all obstructions in doorways.

Sali, cancel lockdown.

[beep]

[Sali] Lockdown canceled.

[down-tempo music plays]

Checkmate...b*tch.

[computer beeping]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

We are going to die.

That's what scientists

around the world are now saying.

Contrary to previous statements,

U.S. government science

departments now agree --

Micah Tech's astral-science

division was correct

in their earlier findings.

In a statement made this morning

during a press conference,

the U.S. Department of Defense

stated, "The moon is headed

on a direct collision course

for our planet.

It's still hard to tell exactly

how long we have.

There is no way out.

We're doomed.

Sorry for the mistake. Our bad."

A following statement

from the Oval Office

was issued moments later,

where the president stated,

"There is no need to panic.

Americans have triumphed

in great times of challenge

and times of hardship.

Together as a people,

we will find a way

to endure this challenge

and forge a new path

to a stronger America together."

Channel 1 News sources report

that the origin

of the president's broadcast

that was believed to have come

from the Oval Office was a hoax.

Insider sources confirmed

that the president's broadcast

was transmitted via ghost ISP.

The origin of the broadcast was

traced to a Micah Tech satellite

that serves as a broadcast

beacon for transmission

to and from Second Alpha.

Fear and panic

grows across the U.S.

as Americans learn

our president ditched us.

[mid-tempo music plays]

[computer beeping]

Sali, can you tell me everything

you know about Second Alpha?

Yes, I would love to.

Pulling up information

from the database right now.

Oh, wait a second.

You have an incoming

transmission.

[telephone ringing]

Transmission?

Receive transmission.

Oh!

Oh, you must be, uh...

Bree Hewit.

Martin's kid.

Yeah.

You're the thief.

I presume you know who I am?

Yeah, I know who you are.

You're the guy I see

on the news every 15 minutes.

Yeah, well, forgive me.

I have a lot going on

right now.

How can I help you, Mr. Micah?

Ha! Help me? Oh, that's...

That's really nice of you.

Well, you could, uh, start

by getting your father, Martin,

on the little screen here

so we can have a chit-chat

about my stolen spaceship!

Sorry, but that's gonna be

a little difficult, sir.

And why is that?

Because my father's dead.

Dead?

[laughs]

You mean to tell me that he did

not survive the, uh, flight?

I'm afraid not, Mr. Micah.

We had a little complication,

but I took care of it.

Complication?

What do you mean, complication?

There was an intruder

on the ship.

Did this intruder happen

to be female,

with long chestnut hair

and a fierce little accent?

Oh! Was she a friend of yours?

Apparently,

she was a friend of mine...

and your father's.

What do you mean, "was"?

I'm sorry, Mr. Micah,

but we weren't getting along,

so...I had to k*ll her.

[gasps softly]

Azalea's dead?

All right.

Ah, okay.

We can, um, talk all about this

when you get to Second Alpha.

Looking forward to it.

You're a very confident

young woman, aren't you?

Perhaps a little too confident.

In case it hasn't sunken in,

you are in a world of sh*t.

Take a whiff.

[inhales sharply]

Breathe it in.

Because when you get here

to my kingdom in the stars,

you are f*cked!

Mr. Micah, are you familiar with

the tale of

the Python and the Pitohui?

No, I'm sorry.

I-I think I missed that one.

It's old folklore

from Papua New Guinea.

My old manager, Smoke, told me

it once after I lost a fight.

You see,

there was a lonely python

who hung high up

in the trees of the forest,

and he felt like the king

of his domain.

He felt invincible.

Then one day, a pretty little

red bird flew down

and sat next to him

on his tree branch.

That bird's confidence

and beautiful song

made the python pause briefly,

forgetting his growing appetite.

She sang to him

in her beautiful coat of red

until his empty stomach growled.

He snapped

and swallowed the red pitohui

until her voice stopped

deep inside of him.

The python began to feel ill.

That beautiful red bird with her

alluring song had tricked him.

You see, the pitohui is

one of the most poisonous birds

in the forest.

The python died

and fell out of his tree.

His hunger had k*lled him.

Hmm.

[sighs]

Well, thank you for that

lovely story, young lady.

And I suppose

I'm the big, bad python.

See you soon, little red bird.

[dramatic music plays]

Boy, that was long-winded.

[clock ticking]

I agree.

Sali, about that information.

Oh, right, where was I?

Second Alpha.

[boing, pop!]

[dramatic music continues]

[dramatic news intro

music plays]

Today, loyal Channel 1 News

viewers,

I speak to you

with a heavy heart.

Today will be...

my last broadcast.

Yes, it seems like a bad dream

that we can't wake up from.

Our scientists, our leaders,

the ones who we thought

would protect us,

have failed us, left us to die.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are truly alone.

My farewell advice

to all of you out there,

those of you still tuned in

today watching

this broadcast --

live these last moments well.

Live like they are truly

your last moments.

If there is someone

you need to reach out to,

someone you care about

that hasn't heard your voice

in a while, call them.

Tell them you love them.

Because there isn't

going to be another chance.

We are going live to

Channel 1 News reporter

Stacey Laurel to do just that.

Stacey?

Stacey, go to the camera.

-Jim?

-Stacey. Hi.

It's Jim. Jim Kramer.

Yeah, Jim,

I can see it's you.

You're on my television.

And now I'm on my television.

Jim, what the hell

are you doing?

Haven't you heard?

The world is coming to an end.

Why are you still on the news?

Why am I still on the news,

for that matter?

Jim, I'm in my living room

in my pajamas.

Stacey, let me talk, please.

I need to say something to you.

Yeah, sure, Jim.

I mean, like,

we said our goodbyes, right?

Stacey, just listen, please.

Sure, Jim. Go ahead.

Stacey...

working with you

these last few years

as a fellow news correspondent

has been one

of the single

most amazing experiences

a news anchor could ask for.

Wow, Jim.

I don't really know what to say.

Um, thank you.

You're welcome.

It has truly been an honor,

Stacey.

It has been an honor for me

as well, Jim.

Thank you.

Stacey?

I love you.

I love you,

and I think about you every day.

I think about what it would

have been like

if the world wasn't coming

to an end.

You and me --

on a cruise, maybe?

[chuckles]

I just see something very

beautiful when I look at you.

God, Jim,

I don't really know what to say.

Um...

I really wasn't expecting this.

Don't say a thing.

Just let me look at you

this last time, Stacey.

My Stacey.

Jim, isn't your wife

watching this?

And what about your kids?

I k*lled them, Stacey.

I k*lled them, and I wrote

your name on my wall in blood,

in big, bright-red letters.

I even smeared a heart

around it, too.

It was beautiful.

[laughs]

My God, Jim, are you insane?!

Yes, Stacey, I am.

And I'm not gonna live

one more day in this prison

that you put my heart in.

Goodbye, Stacey.

I love you!

[g*nsh*t]

[high-pitched beep]

[mid-tempo music plays]

Well, this is gonna be

so g*dd*mn cool.

Merry, the language.

Merry, listen to your mother.

This is the common area

of the Intruder.

This multifunctional space is

your living room, workout area,

as well as sleeping quarters.

Where do I get to sleep?

There's a hidden trundle

right below Mom and Dad's bed.

[Merry] Oh.

And this is where you

and your family

can dine amongst the stars.

The Orion Intruder is equipped

with Micah Tech's

fully automated kitchenette

and food locker.

Wow!

Just like the video brochure.

I am not cooking

on this thing.

Dad, can I hang up

this picture by the table

so I can remember what

we looked like on Earth?

[Justin]

Of course you can, honey.

That is a perfect spot, Merry.

I love it.

[chuckles]

This is -- This is exciting.

[electric guitar plays]

Are you ready?

Where's your fight?

Get up, get up

Now move like you got two

Get up, get up

Move like you got two legs

Now grind it

Now grind it

Grind it till it starts

to flow

[electric guitar solo]

Get up, get up

Now move like you got two

Get up, get up

Move like you got two legs

Now grind it

Now grind it

Grind it till it starts

to flow

[song ends,

hip-hop song starts]

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you shake that butt

Yeah, let me see you

shake that

What-what-what-what

what-what-what-what

Yeah

What-what, yeah

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