Bloodsuckers and the Grimoire (2025)

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O magnum

invocabo cecidit angelus

caeli.

I call upon thee, O Great

One, fallen angel of heaven.

Justum et aequum tenebris

Dominus et dabo tibi animam

meam primus natus est

filius,

in commutationem

pro vita aeterna

Just and fair dark lord,

I give to you the soul of

my first born son.

In exchange for eternal life.

Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.

Make me immortal.

Make me God.

You can't k*ll me now.

Look at you playing at

being a god.

Oliver lets go!

Check to, check to!

Let's go back! Faster, faster!

Oliver sh**t it!

Take the shot Oliver!

God damn it!

God damn it!

Oliver, get over here!

Where the hell is your head at?

When I tell you to take the shot

You take the shot, you hear me?

Yeah, yeah, I hear you, coach.

Oh, I hear you, coach.

Time to get your head out

your a*s,

or youll be spending your

last season of college ball

on the bench!

Got it?

I got it, coach.

Jesus Christ.

Hey, mom.

What are you doing here?

How was the game?

What if you found out that

your entire life

was based on a lie?

Okay.

My mom.

She okay?

What? Yeah.

Yeah. She's fine.

She, She came to the game today

and told me that my dad is dead.

Is that.

Is that, like, a joke?

He never was.

This entire time

he's been out there,

she lied to me.

Ollie, Im so sorry.

All I could think about were all

those times when I was a kid,

and I just wished my dad

was alive.

And he was.

Did she say why she lied?

Yeah.

To protect me.

Because he had demons.

She doesn't

even know who he is anymore.

He could be

a completely different person.

I mean, what if he was out there

looking for me

this entire time?

But you can never find me.

Even if we wanted to,

because we moved every year

when I was a kid!

I wish she could have met him.

Just so you could

know who he was.

Just so you could have

that answer.

He left me everything.

Like money?

I don't know about money,

but a house

and everything inside of it.

Holy sh*t babe.

Yeah.

My mom wants me to use

some company to sell everything

and not even go. But

I don't know.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

A part of me really thinks

I should listen to her, but

like I said, I don't know. I.

I don't know anything about him

starting to feel like I don't

know anything about myself.

I mean.

I just feel like

my entire life

I've been trying

to make other people proud,

whether it was my mom, my coach,

and none of this

has really been for me.

I mean has anything

that I'm doing really right now

for me?

I think you have to go.

If you don't,

you'll always wonder.

And it's really good opportunity

to see who he was.

Maybe figure out what it is

you do want.

Yeah, yeah.

You're right. I, I gotta go.

And I'll come with you.

And Liam will too, because I'm

watching him this weekend.

Little sh*t's almost 18.

And they still think he's

gonna burn the house down

If I'm not there.

He probably will.

Oh God. Coach is gonna be

pissed.

You got a sec coach?

Yeah.

Come on in.

I found out my dad died.

Well.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

It's okay.

I actually didn't know him

very well.

But he left me in charge

of his estate,

so I got to go up to his house

and get all of that figured out.

You know your responsibility is

to the team?

Of course. It's.

I just need, like, a week.

I can give you a day

for the funeral, alright?

But, I.

I mean, it's

just a week, coach.

I can't have you missing that

much practice and a game.

No.

I mean,

I could be on the

bench for a while?

You wont be on the bench.

Thanks, coach.

You won't be on the team.

Be a shame to lose your

scholarship your senior year.

You're kind of cut me for this?

Listen you made a commitment

to this team.

I've been seriously questioning

whether your heart is

still in it or not.

I have been here

for almost four years,

and you're worried about

whether I'm committed?

You can't cut me for this.

I've worked

too hard to get here.

Oh, I can cut you.

I'll go to the Dean.

Well, good luck with that.

Make your choice, son.

You know.

You don't need

to worry about it.

Well, that's good,

because I quit.

This is just soccer.

If I don't go up there, I'm

going to regret it forever.

You're going to regret. Walkin

away from your team forever.

Yeah.

Good luck coach.

Who's that?

Oh, yeah. I told Liam he

could bring his friend Trevor.

Hell be entertained.

That's fair.

Dude, right? I know.

You guys ready?

All right, nerds, a couple

ground rules for hit the road.

I don't want any sh*t

from either of you.

Oh, sir. Yes, sir.

What is that?

What are you doing?

I don't know,

you're like an old man, right?

Oh, I'm an old man.

Because my ba*ls have dropped?

All the way to the ground maybe!

Nice.

Yeah. All right. Get all the

d*ck jokes out now before we go.

Yeah, whatever.

Theres two of them.

I really, really hope

you're smarter than that idiot.

Wait, what?

Its okay.

Trevor. Come on dude!

Are we there yet?

If youre really still,

you can almost feel her pull

on your seat belt.

Oh, come on, I got you Lily.

Blah blah blah.

Oh that's gold.

Look, I'm just saying, any cabin

this hard to get to

has bodies

buried in the basement.

Whoah. Dude, this place is rad.

I mean,

it kind of looks like the house

where everybody dies.

Bro. Not everything is a

horror movie.

I know, but if it was,

this would be the place

where everyone would die.

Oh, Trevor,

where are we sleeping?

This place is amazing.

Alright.

Do we want The Box Fort

or Vampiress The Goddess?

She's my goddess.

Vampiress for sure.

You know I love vampire movies.

Oh, the opening scene where

she rips off that guy's face.

So brutal. I love it.

Every time you two get together,

it turns into a

horror movie stroke fest.

Okay,

Don't be jealous just because

we have sophisticated taste.

Oh, yeah.

t*ts and gore so high brow.

Hey, gore me up, man.

You got it.

I'm going to make some popcorn.

Thanks sis.

Oh, my God, that is so gnarly.

Rewind it.

It's such a badass scene.

We are not rewinding it.

God!

That is so gnarly!

Alright. I'm going to bed.

I'm going too.

You guys go to bed soon.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm serious.

Alright.

Good night sis.

What do you want to watch next?

Mmm. Put on Nosferatu.

So they don't wake up

to the screams.

It's a whole different world

out here.

I always forget

until were out of the city,

but we never get to see

stars like this.

Jeff, what are you doing?

Don't worry.

I just want to get a better look

before we get back

on the highway.

Come on, Mary,

put down your cell phone

and get out here.

I don't know, is it safe?

It's friggin gorgeous out here.

See? What did I tell you?

Could you turn it down?

That wasn't us.

It's a silent movie

that came from outside.

Run Goldie Locks.

Run!

You taste devine.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know.

I think there's

a lake over there.

Probably just a bunch of

dipshits getting rowdy.

All right, well, go to bed

then, old man.

Kiss my a*s, Liam.

Come on, let's finish the movie.

Hey, sleepyhead.

When did you wake up?

I didn't really fall asleep

last night.

I think I was just too excited

to start

going through all this stuff.

Did you find anything cool yet?

There is a lot to go through.

I'm going to make

some breakfast.

I'll come help you.

No, no, you stay here.

Keep working.

I'm just going to make

some quick eggs.

Pancakes, bacon.

Thank you, Lily,

just for being here.

I'm always here for you.

Hey, we're going for a walk.

Don't go too far.

I'm about to cook breakfast.

Alright.

We'll try and keep it short.

You got to hold it in

longer, man.

You know, I already get

way too high anyway.

Wake and bake

is the best man.

Hell, yeah.

I love being

all stony out in nature.

It's, like the perfect combo.

Yeah, man.

Hey, thanks for bringing me up

here.

Of course.

Things at home have been weird.

I definitely needed a break

from it.

It's just

my parents

keep arguing all the time,

and they don't stop yelling.

Like I just end up

putting on my headphones and

blasting music.

Hey, dude, I'm glad you came.

Would have been boring as sh*t

without you.

Thanks.

Oh, bro!

What the f*ck is that sh*t?

Maybe it's like a deer?

It's all mangled.

What could have done that sh*t?

Aren't there bears

up north maybe?

Bears?

Damn nature. That's scary.

Yeah, man.

Look,

I'm really high right now, but

there's something beautiful

about it.

Yeah, dude,

I've never seen anything

like it.

Damn I'm hungry.

Me, too.

Let's go get some breakfast.

Perfect timing.

Oliver, breakfast is ready.

This is really nice Lily.

Thank you.

You're welcome Trevor.

Oh, I can't wait to get all this

down my mouth hole.

Thank you. Sis.

Hey family.

Whoa! Oh.

I love you so much, Lily.

Thanks for going overboard.

My grandma used to make me

breakfast just like this.

Well it looks amazing.

Oh, my God, thats so good.

You two sh*t birds are high,

aren't you?

What? No.

We don't do that stuff.

Right.

And you didn't invite me.

So I, found a chest,

but there's no key.

I don't know, I pulled it

out of a wall upstairs.

I looked around my dad's office,

but it doesn't look

like there's anything

that's going to open it.

It's locked.

Yeah.

I have this funny feeling

that that's

where all the good sh*t is.

Couldnt you just, like,

break it open?

Yeah.

My dad probably has some tools

lying around.

We saw a shed on our walk

earlier.

Alright.

You two are the biggest nerds.

Yeah well,

you're a soccer player.

Got him.

Whoa.

Hey, Lily.

Lily, babe,

can you get over here?

What the hell?

Yeah.

You mind going grabbing Lily?

What? Oh.

Weird.

Yeah.

Why would your dad have this

many crosses?

I don't know.

it's kind of creepy man.

Yeah, it's creepy as sh*t Liam.

Okay.

Let's go find some answers.

Lets go get some lunch.

Moment of truth.

I.

I don't know why I'm so nervous.

I didn't even know him.

Nothing you find in there

is going

to be worse

than not knowing at all.

It, it's.

It's me and my dad.

After all this time,

he kept this.

I don't know what that means.

Means he never forgot about you.

Now you know for sure.

After all this time.

I can't believe my mom.

Your mom loves you to death.

If she didn't

want you to know about this.

She had a reason.

I know how. It's just.

Ever since she told me about him

my head,

has just been spinning.

It's like.

I need.

There to be

something in here that just

tells me a little bit about him

or.

Or why he left us?

There has to be

something in here.

Theres gotta be.

What's this?

I have no idea.

Hold on.

Come on.

This look.

I think my dad wrote this.

Vampires.

Demonic possession.

What the hell is this?

This is creepy.

I mean, look at this.

Maybe he was into witchcraft

or something.

Witchcraft?

Thats just in movies Lily.

Well, why don't you try and put

a spell on me?

I mean, that

just sounds like a bad idea.

It's not real.

I guess.

Okay um.

Here's a spell that seems

relatively harmless.

It says it's a sleep charm.

That's perfect.

Go ahead.

Put me to sleep.

Okay, um.

So apparently I just read this,

and you will fall asleep.

Gravis sicut oculi instar te

propius sibi.

Heavy eyes like a boulder.

Bring you closer to him.

Tenebras in circuitu,

somno somno, somno est vocant.

darkness all around.

Sleep, sleep, sleep is calling.

Lily.

Lily? Come on, wake up.

This is dumb.

Alright, I get the joke.

Haha. The book works.

Wake up!

Babe.

Babe. Wake up!

Lily!

Liam, can you get up here?

What happened?

I don't know, I.

I found this book,

and it has a bunch of magic

spells in it,

and I found the sleep charm

and read the whole thing out

loud.

And she just passed out

Wait? Magic spells?

Are you talking about

witchcraft?

I, I don't know, maybe. Yes.

Lily?

Lily? Lily, can you hear me?

Is there anything else

in the book?

There's always, like,

a way to reverse the spell.

Let me see it.

Lily if you don't wake up,

I'm going to tell mom

you were high at

grandma's funeral.

sh*t. She's out.

No no no no no.

Okay, here it is. Uh.

Reverses.

veni ad lucem, in tenebris

est et semper erit.

Come back to the light.

The darkness will always be

there.

Nunc puer. Awake now child.

Oh my God.

What happened?

I, I read a spell

out of the book

and you passed out cold.

I had a dream that felt so real.

I was running

and the devil's chasing me.

Witchcraft for sure.

Totally witchcraft bro.

Nobody touches the book.

I can't believe it worked.

It was the creepiest dream.

I mean all I did was read

and you passed out.

Do you remember anything?

I just remember falling asleep.

And then that awful dream.

I was so scared Lily.

I thought I was going

to lose you.

I mean, I tried to wake you up,

but I just I couldn't.

Nothing worked until

I read the rest of the spell.

And it

was like the reverse spell.

Hey, I'm right here.

What are you thinking?

All this, this magic stuff.

It doesn't feel real.

Maybe this is why your mom

didn't

want you to know about your dad.

My mom?

Oh my mom.

This is too much.

Oliver.

Oliver!

That magic book is crazy, bro.

Yeah, some wild sh*t

straight out of the Evil Dead.

What else do you think

is in there?

Man who cares?

Oliver should have

burned that sh*t.

Wait, what? Why?

There's probably

a spell for, like,

anything and everything

in there.

Dude, have you learned

nothing from the,

like, bajillion horror movies

we watched?

If you mess with a book

like that, bad sh*t's

going to happen.

Oliver, calm down.

I. I Really thought I had

my whole life figured out.

And after this week,

I'm starting to realize,

I don't know sh*t Lily.

Hey, I'm not worried.

I'm having fun,

I am,

I'm actually

having a blast.

Just.

I don't think I'm going

to be the same after this.

I mean,

I don't know how I could be.

You don't need to be.

No one has all the answers.

Everyone's just figuring it out.

Maybe that's

what it's all about.

I know, I know you're right.

It's just

magic.

Could be kind of cool.

Okay, okay.

If this is really real then

I need to know

as much about this

as possible.

Bro, where'd you go?

I'm up here.

I got bored and started

looking through sh*t.

What the hell are you doing?

Look at this spell.

Pecunia

est cantatio. The money

spell.

Man.

You heard what Oliver said

about that book. It's dangerous.

You saw what

it did to my sister?

Yes!

I saw this book is real.

Oliver is just afraid

he doesn't know what

it's like to grow up,

be broke your whole life.

You don't get it, do you?

I've grown up with my parents,

always arguing

about not having money.

And with this spell,

we'll never have to worry

about that sh*t again.

Man it's not worth the risk.

Afferte mihi

Dominus affluentia

magnanime tenebris.

Bring me to an abundance

of wealth.

Oh, great Dark Lord.

Ego puerum

tuum usque

in sempiternum erit lux

in gloria tua.

I will forever be your child

in the light of your glory.

Et erunt tibi in perpetuum.

I will be yours forever.

What is that?

Is, is it coming from the house?

Those little shits

used the book.

k*ll them all and bring me

that grimoire!

What did you do?

Oh, sh*t.

Dude, this is my bank account

right now.

Dude, you said

you were like the Dark Lord's

child for all of eternity

or some sh*t.

That's not good.

Who cares what I said?

I don't need money ever again.

Are you guys okay?

sh*t. I hide the book.

Yeah. We're fine.

Did you guys see that

weird blue light?

I don't say sh*t about this.

Duh.

Nah. We've just

been chilling inside.

You didn't see anything?

Nope. What are you

guys doing up here?

You were looking at

your dad's movie collection.

Find anything good?

Nothing special.

Well, I guess

it doesn't really matter,

because we were thinking

about having a bonfire tonight.

I got stuff for the smores!

Oh, yeah. Oh, sh*t.

I've never had a summer before.

Oh, dude. S'mores are the best.

I used to make them all the time

as a kid.

I was basically

like a pyromaniac back then.

Oh. Same, bro.

Dibs on

controlling the fire.

Yeah, neither of you

are controlling the fire.

Oliver. I'm fine with a fire.

You're fine in your bed.

And just when they

thought they were safe.

Sun is finally coming up.

Closet

door creaks open and bloody

mangled hand

shoots out.

Grabbed one of them

by the small of their neck.

And that was the

first and the last time

anyone ever saw the ligma.

What's the ligma?

Lick my ba*ls Liam!

Oh my god damn it,

you walked right into that.

Whatever. You guys are lame.

Yo, Trevor, what's going on

with your marshmallow?

Oh, dude, that's on fire.

Scrap that and start over.

No, no, that's how you want it.

Nice and crispy.

Let him figure out

what kind of mellow man he is.

Well, once you figure out

what kind of mellow man you are.

What you're going to want to do

is take your graham cr*cker

put the chocolate on it,

and put the marshmallow

on top of that. Take the other

graham cr*cker,

put it on top of that,

squeeze it down and just pull

that stick right out.

Okay?

Hows that?

That my friend is your very firs

bona fide s'more.

So how does it taste?

Mmm.

Yeah?

Yeah,

I told you, dude, it's so good.

Better than s'more

flavored stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. That's it.

I'm taking over the music.

Im DJ now.

I'm going to go make a drink.

Does anyone need anything

from inside?

I need a drink.

Me too. Yeah, right.

I mean, come on, Lily, it's

not like they're going anywhere.

Yeah, it's not like

we're going anywhere.

And if you tell your parents

about this, you're dead to me.

We're cool.

I don't talk to them like that.

All right? But I'm pouring.

Cause if you're drinking,

youre getting drunk.

Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah,

Here. Hand me a marshmallow.

Hey, did you grab the vape pen?

Oh, sh*t.

No, I left inside here.

You take care of that

sh*t. I'll go get it.

Alright.

Hey! What are you guys doing?

Liam. Man.

Look, if this is just about the

money, you can have it.

Just, take it all back.

Just please leave me alone.

Let me in!

Let me in!

Holy f*ck.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh! sh*t. Trevor?

What the f*ck?

Hey, hey! What happened? Dude?

I tried to give them

the money back, but

she bit me.

That looks like a vampire bite.

Vampires. f*cking witchcraft.

I didn't know

that was real anymore.

What the f*ck

are you guys talking about?

We need to call an ambulance.

Trevor.

Hey, stay with us.

Come on, man, stay with us man.

Trevor.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

So Trevor

is definitely a vampire.

Holy sh*t.

We need we need to

call an ambulance.

An ambulance isnt going to

do sh*t!

He's a bloodsucker now!

We gotta k*ll him. A wooden

stake right through the heart!

No one's k*lling anyone!

I mean, isn't

k*lling is even dead?

Oh, he's already dead.

I mean, he's undead, but,

yeah, he's dead.

We got to k*ll him.

Oh, sh*t. Okay. Run! Run!

Someone turn on the light!

UV lights?

Vampire K*llers!

They can't go

out in the sunlight.

This is the next best thing.

So your dad knew about vampires?

I mean, he must have it.

That explains the shed

full of crosses.

It's like a vampire panic room.

Oliver?

Holy sh*t!

Oh, garlic, dude, it's like the

perfect vampire slaying weapon.

Dude, wooden stakes, grab those!

I don't want to k*ll anyone.

I don't think we have a choice.

I mean, he's going to k*ll us

if we don't k*ll him.

Or hell k*ll someone else.

Did you hear that?

Sounds like he's

looking for something.

I dont care what he's

looking for.

As long as it's not us.

Well, there's something

I need to tell you guys.

While you were out on your hike,

Trevor kind of cast a spell.

God damn it, I knew it well.

I'm sorry! I told you not to

mess with the book.

We didn't know.

He just started reading

and sh**ting crazy.

Okay. Vampires

can't survive in sunlight.

Why don't we just stay down here

till morning?

Did you guys figure out

how to undo all this sh*t?

Uh.

We can't stay down here

if the vampires got the book.

That grimoire its,

It's dangerous. I mean, you saw

what we could do with it.

Imagine vampires. Thats like,

end the world type sh*t!

Everything you just said in

that sentence is insane.

Yeah, yeah,

maybe yesterday, but.

We got to k*ll

some bloodsuckers.

Okay.

Don't die. You either.

All right?

Just stay alert, guys.

If Trevor got turned

into a vampire.

That means more of them out

there.

He's got the book.

Give me the g*dd*mn book,

and I might let you live.

What are you going to do?

I'm rich and immortal, b*tch.

Bet!

Oh, sh*t.

Cover me Liam!

I got you. Hurry!

Im going, Im going,

Im going.

All that money is mine now.

Why arent they coming inside?

I think because

they're not invited?

Yeah, dude. That's right. Nice.

Stay inside where it's safe.

Little sheep.

I will get that grimoire

from you sooner or later.

You've been marked.

Your scent.

I can smell it.

Whereever you go,

I will hunt you forever!

Until your dead.

The devil must not return!

I think the book has

something in it about vampires.

Hold on just a second.

Here. Succo vampires.

Vampires feed on the

blood of the living.

Only human blood suffices.

Vampires have unmatched

strength and agility.

k*lled by a wooden stake to the

heart or exposure to sunlight.

Vampires are the

devil's children.

The Vampire Lord

has ruled the world

for centuries and fears only

the devil.

Once the devil has collected

enough souls,

he will reign over all things,

and vampires will be just

another one of his sl*ves.

Boom boom boom.

The drum provides the feast

to slay the beast.

Burn them out.

Alright, I'll take the dude.

Liam, take the chick.

Wait. What?

I want to challenge.

Dont be sexist.

Just k*lled. Damn. She vamp.

Okay. Fine.

Lily, do not let them

get that book.

Got it.

Hey, wait

Lets gear up!

Ready, Liam?

Let's do this!

Help! Help me!

Liam!

Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help me!

Get her off of me!

Help! Help me!

Liam!

Help! Help! Help!

Help me!

Get this vamp b*tch

off of me!

You good?

Yeah.

You thought you wasn't

going to be a challenge.

Yeah, well,

maybe I underestimated her

vampire speed and agility.

You think?

But, you know,

if you gave me, like,

another minute, I would have.

Liam?

It was a short hunt.

But with your life,

the Devil loses.

I am not like my children!

Wherever you go.

I will find you.

We got to get out of here.

Yeah, I want to go home.

He said that we were remarked.

This doesn't end

until we k*ll him.

Can he even be k*lled?

He said something about how

with my life, the Devil loses.

Maybe we need the Devil.

The Devil?

The Devil is evil.

Yeah, but he's not

trying to k*ll us.

So what? We stay here and fight?

Can I have the book?

Maybe there's something in here

that can help us beat him.

You two go get some sleep.

I'm going to set an

alarm from the sun goes down.

And tomorrow,

try to k*ll that undead

vamp b*stard.

Yeah. Alright.

Good night.

Vampire lord

will stop at nothing to keep

the devil at bay.

Boom, boom, boom.

The drum provides the feast

to slay the beast.

What the hell am I going to do?

Justum et aequum

tenebris Dominus et

dabo tibi animan

meam primus natus

est filius,

in commutationem

pro vita aeterna.

Just and fair Dark Lord,

I give you the soul

of my first born son.

Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.

Make me immortal. Make me a God.

Ollie?

Hey. Howd you sleep?

Fine. Are you okay?

I, I read through

this entire book.

Twice actually. It's

it's way worse

than I could have imagined.

Everything in here is twisted.

It's evil.

All I can think about is that I

wish that we never came up here.

And that I never knew anything

about my dad.

No. See, I'm not going to let

you blame yourself for this.

You came here to find out

if your dad was

maybe in a band or something.

Not that he had

a slew of vampire enemies

that you would have to off.

I know, but my mom she tried to

warn me and and I didn't listen.

I thought that if I came here,

I'd be able to figure

everything out.

You know that that hole

that I felt my entire life

would just

go away and I'd be able

to move the f*ck on and

I quit the team to come up here.

You quit the team?

I didn't really have

much of a choice.

Coach told me that if I left,

I was off the team. And

I thought that if I didn't

come up here, I would regret it

forever.

And instead,

I think I'm going to forever

regret coming here.

Let's just get home

where this will all seem

like some f*cked up fever dream.

I love you.

I love you too.

Yall figure out how we're going

to k*ll this vampire guy yet.

Not yet.

It's too bad you don't

have super strength.

You can just, like, reach in

his chest and rip his heart out.

Hey there's a

nothing about super strength

in the book, is there?

I actually think there might be.

Wait. Really?

Yeah. Hold on.

Here.

Signs of demon possession.

A language unknown to man.

Erratic breathing,

fire fists and

abnormal strength.

Fire fist and abnormal strength.

Dude. That's perfect.

You could just, like,

rip his heart out

and then set it on fire.

That would totally k*ll him.

No, I'm not dating a demon.

I don't think we have

a choice Lily.

I mean,

you'll be able to bring me back.

There's the reversal spell.

Its kind of like the

sleep charm, but

it's an exorcism.

Okay,

let me get this straight.

You want a demon to possess

your body,

you're going to fight

a vampire lord.

And then you want me to perform

an exorcism on you

to get that demon out?

Sick!

Yeah, that sounds

absolutely crazy.

But I don't think

we have any other options.

What happens

if I can't get you back?

I know that

you won't let that happen.

You know

that'll always come back to you.

I'm terrified.

Me, too.

But we have to do this.

This is the happiest day

of my life.

What?

So just read the spell

exactly as it's written.

Hey Coach LaRose.

What are you doing here?

I, I talked to your mom and

I came to see how my

star player is doing.

Yeah?

How was the game?

You know uh,

you know strong opponent.

We didn't play our best.

You lost?

Arent they like, the worst

team in the division.

The team needs you back Oliver.

And listen, I'm willing

to put all this unpleasantness

behind us and reinstate you

as captain of the team.

What the hell happened

to you up here?

Oh, yeah um.

I kind of have a lot going on

right now.

And, to be honest,

soccer is kind of my lowest

priority.

That's the problem with you

dumbshit kids.

Listen, you think so selfishly,

it makes me sick.

Youre going to

give up on this team?

Just like you're going

to give up on

every other adversity you face

in your small and mediocre life.

Alright and you can kiss

your scholarship goodbye.

Yeah that that's

that's really great, coach.

Good luck with everything.

Holy sh*t!

Something just k*lled coach!

We got to get this done now!

Demon olim vas possidere

gratulor regeneratio.

Demons of old possess

this vessel.

And rejoice in your rebirth age.

Age nunc antiqua

corpus male

et accipe eam, et vestrum.

Come now, ancient evil,

take this body

and make it yours.

Veni daemonium, tibi

grata sint. Come demon.

You are welcome.

Ollie! Its me! Ollie

I love you!

Lily!

Are you okay?

I'm. I'm sorry.

Im okay.

It's just this thing.

It's it's so angry.

I don't think I'm going to

be able to hold this real long.

Oh, God.

Daddys home!

Get the book.

Go upstairs.

Dad? Now?

You piece of sh*t!

How could you leave us?

Oh please.

Don't get sentimental.

I didn't give a sh*t

about some stupid little kid.

All you did

was cry and sh*t.

I couldn't hear myself think

my work was all that mattered.

And look at you.

You make me sick.

The grimoire was not intended

for some whiny little b*tch.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

And maybe I'll let you join me.

I cannot wait to k*ll you.

Join us.

Never!

Enter, my lord.

Hey, champ.

Want to have a catch?

So weak!

Liam! Stake!

Look heads! I mean,

up alive. Just, here!

What a touching family reunion.

This is my home now.

You're not welcome.

Oh, it's too late for that.

This is my world now.

And some stupid little

sh*t isn't going to ruin it.

This game is over.

With your life the Devil loses!

How many people have you k*lled

just to satiate your own glutt?

Far less than if you brought

the Devil here.

You cant k*ll me.

I am forever

Burn it!

Boom boom boom.

The drum provides the feast

to slay the beast.

And all this

fighting is making me hungry.

When you meet the Devil

youll long for the death

I offered you.

Hey. Hey.

You alrght dude?

Thanks.

Im okay.

Beat the sh*t out of the guy.

Hell yeah you did man.

I adjure thee, O serpent of old,

by the judge of the living

and the dead,

by the creator of the world,

who hath the power to cast

into hell, that thou depart

forthwith from this vessel.

He that command thee.

accursed demon who will come

to judge the living and dead

and the world by fire.

Amen.

Holy sh*t it worked!

Oh my God, Lily,

I love you so much.

You did it.

Damn,

no one's ever going to believe

this sh*t, are they?

Yeah, no one ever has

to besides us.

Oh, God.

I don't want to get

too cheesy, but

you guys are my family.

Let's go home.

You get all the answers

you were looking for then?

I got everything I needed

from this place.

What if the cops show up here,

isnt there

just going to be, like,

a ton of blood everywhere.

Let's burn this b*tch down.

Watch out!

You guys seeing this?

Dude! You have, like,

demon superpowers.

Thats so gnarly!

This could be useful,

Picture perfect ending.

We should probably go now.

You guys want some pancakes?

Yeah. That sounds great.

An offering

was made.

Ive come

for your soul boy.