02x06 - Episode 6

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Happy New Year!

I've not had any drugs.

This man has definitely
had a bag of drugs.

Shots, shots!

We're working
and you're doing shots?

- No, as if.
- The wedding's off.

We'll have to think
of a different way

I can stay in the country.

You know, he's got a bench
with her name on it.

sh*t, Wendy,
we've done something bad!

- Oh!
- f*ck!

Maybe, don't rush into anything
with anyone new.

I've got a guy in a coma.

I told you
we should have stayed.

It doesn't look good.

Oh, love football man.

I almost went pro, you know,
I had trials and everything.

I used to go to football
all the time. I loved it.

The crowd, the chanting,
w*nk*r, w*nk*r, w*nk*r!

Yo, what are you doing, you know
mad thing, don't do that?

I can't help it. That's why
I had to stop going to Forest.

I should be in there, man.
The boys need me,

I'm just here
missing all the action.

Action?
At Palace, I doubt it.

You're sh*t, you're sh*t,
you're sh*t, you're sh*t!

Wendy, do you want to get
bottled fem? Stop doing that.

It's not funny.

Come on, Palace!

Oh!

- It was Wendy.
- It wasn't me!

Come back here, oh, you coward.

You're going home
in Wendy's ambulance.

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Season 02 Episode 06

Episode Title: "Episode # 2.6"
Aired on: September 01, 2022.

Flight's booked,
mail redirected,

horse riding lessons canceled.

It's really happening.
We're both moving to Australia.

Unless you don't get your visa.

That's not gonna happen.

Oh, got an e-mail.
Thirty percent off at Gap.

Oh, no!

But you love Gap?

- I didn't get my visa.
- No!

Oh, it's great about Gap though.

Yeah, it's a really good
discount.

Yeah, I mean 25 percent
is generous

but 30 percent, that's a steal.

Heart breaking
about the visa though.

I called into the hospital
about Jack,

you know, the lad
from New Years.

Still no change.

Look, I don't wanna
talk about that.

Well, I do.

We're under investigation.

For what? For doing our jobs?

It's hard enough this sh*t
we have to put up with

and now we're being investigated

for doing nothing wrong.
Low it.

We missed a heart attack
and now a patient's in a coma.

Look, Wendy, the whole point
of us signing up for today

was a distraction, right?

I don't wanna think
about that stuff.

Well, it's all I can
think about.

I keep replaying it
over and over.

Well, fast forward
to the bit where they say,

we did nothing wrong,
Maleek is a genuine hero

and we're gonna put him
on the...

the London Ambulance buff thing
calendar.

Oh, not the calendar again.

Whoa, why do firemen
just get calendars?

We deserve one.

Look, if there's anything
you want to say

about what happened,

anything that could
come back at us

anything that you regret doing
or taking?

Wendy!

Read my lips.
I don't want to talk about it.

I should be in there
where the action is, man.

Do you know what, bang this,
we're getting in.

How?

Look, just stick with me and...
And be cool.

I said be cool.

Since when did Jo let people
have the radio on?

Oh, Jo's not been in
since New Year.

I think she's avoiding the depot
since I ruined everything.

Well that sounds like
you're catastrophizing.

I'm sure whatever happened
wasn't that bad.

At New Year's Jo kissed me
and I didn't kiss her back.

I just froze and stood there
with my mouth shut

while she kept on kissing me.

- sh*t.
- I wasn't expecting it.

Now, I don't know,
she's probably feeling...

Humiliated, depressed,

spiraling in a mix of shame
and self-recrimination.

I was gonna say bad.

Yeah, bad,
she is probably feeling bad.

I had no idea she was interested
in me in that way.

Really, no idea?

You'd have thought she'd have
given off some sort of signal.

And after what you said,

well, I didn't wanna hurt her,
you know.

Yeah, I can see where
what I said

might have, uh... Okay, sh*t.

I really need to talk to her.

Hmm, she's not picking up
her phone.

She didn't even reply to my text
when I told her that tennis

was a more physically
demanding sport than rugby.

It just totally scrambled
my brain.

The idea that Jo is into me.

It's like finding
a whole new room in your house

that you didn't know was there.

A door hidden behind a fog
of grief leading to a hallway

of mirrors and reflections
and memories.

You know.

Gawd, when are people
gonna learn? Exercise kills.

Yeah, that looks
pretty dislocated.

We're gonna have to take you in.

Not you.
I want a British doctor.

Whoa.

Yeah, and I want a patient
who isn't a r*cist prick.

But it looks like we both
missed out.

Kareshma and I are both British

and we're not doctors,
we're paramedics.

Well, technically,

I'm a paramedic
and she's a technician.

'Cause when you start out
as a trainee...

It's alright Gary,
you can treat him.

Yeah, you give him
that good British medicine.

I'm gonna go get us some coffees
with your tax money.

Ooh!

I just have no idea

that she had these feelings
for me.

I don't know why
she's so difficult to read.

Like an ancient language
or braille.

Bro.

Now she probably thinks
I don't care about her at all.

But what was I supposed to do?

It's like she's been wearing
a mask.

Maybe we all are.

Maybe all of life
is just one big masquerade,

each of us trapped, trapped
behind our shield. Too afra...

Yes, my brudda.

What's good, you good, yeah,
everything yeah, oh, right.

Look, we need to get in there.

Where's your pass?

You know the ambulance
is the pass.

Oh, come on, bruv.
I'm not your bruv.

Chill, man, what if there's
an emergency in there?

No. I don't come to the
front door where you live

and say, "Oh, oh, let me in."

You don't live here.
You don't where I live.

Well, I know you don't live
in Selhurst Park.

Hey, hey, hey, so you want
to know where I live,

so you can come
and arrest my people?

- No!
- No, we're not the police.

- That's what police will say.
- Why you being such a jobsworth?

You think cause you're wearing
that dead high viz

you're some kind of bad man?

Right, you need
to move away, now!

Okay, now!
Move away or arrest me, hey.

I told you already,
we're not the flipping police.

Got to take this guy in.
You two take our spots,

corner of the home cell
and Arthur Wait.

- Take your spot, yeah?
- Yeah.

Take your spot?
Oh, oh, oh, my gee!

- A while b*tch.
- Man, get up.

Close the gates!

Close the gates.

I've got him on the stretcher.

I'm sorry I didn't stand up
for you more.

I should have done something.

What are you doing?

I'm taking the knee in support.

Oh, thanks, Gary.

Thank you, I really,
really appreciate that.

Oh, my God, BBC News
say racism's just ended.

They don't know what's done it

but do you think
you taking the knee has...

I just want to help.

You shouldn't have to put up
with this.

No. I shouldn't, but I do, Gary,
a lot.

Yeah, and it's not
just patients,

it's hospital staff, nurses,
colleagues.

I think it's amazing
that you turn the other cheek.

No, I always get revenge.

Yeah, I key their cars
or spit in their tea

or find out
where their girlfriend works,

take their girlfriend out for
a drink, date their girlfriend

get their girlfriend
into Scientology.

We should refuse to treat him.

Why?

Oh, is that to make...
To make you feel better?

Sorry, you, Angela speaking.

I'm on edge here Angela.

Angela, he hasn't blinked
for ages,

that's how you know
he's getting really wound up.

My colleague here is a citizen

that any country
would be lucky to have.

Oh, well, his criminal record
disqualifies him from a visa.

Oh, no, um,
I didn't write it down cause I...

I didn't think you'd know.

Yeah, we still know.

We're the government, we have
these things called files.

You've got a criminal record?

Yeah.

Come on, Palace!

Excuse me, somebody's fallen,
can you come with me?

Come on, Maleek.

Just when we got a free kick
as well, man.

He looks bad.

Let me check him.

You better check yourself.
I take the lead.

Well, you know, it might not be
such a bad idea if I did

while we're under investigation.

It wouldn't be a bad idea

if you stopped undermining me
at my job.

I did everything right.
Now step off.

Fine, Maleek's just gonna
check you over ducky.

Oh, he doesn't look very well.

Anything I can do at all?

Wendy, you speak
old white person,

please get this man out of here?

Can you please
just step back, Sir?

I thought you might like a hand.

What is this, question
Maleek day or something?

Big man, I know what I'm doing.
You see these hands?

These are healing hands.

Now unless you're
some sort of brain surgeon

or something, you need to move.

So, no, I am actually
a brain surgeon.

Alistair McBeal, senior clinical
fellow in neurosurgery at Kings.

Oh.

Oh, well, right, well, um,
well, please step in.

Wendy, why are you letting
this ghost-looking man

look after our patient?

'Cause he's better qualified
than us.

The last time this brother
looked at medicine

was in the w*r.

Look, he's probably
gonna put leeches on our guy.

That's very funny.

Uh, no, I am actually extremely
competent at my job.

Oh, it sounds like
something's happened.

Oh, why don't you go
and watch the game

and let me and Alistair
deal with this?

Okay, cool.

Man's gonna do that.

But it's not because
of the football,

I'm just gonna prove to you
that you can't do this

without calling for my help.

So...

Anything you need, doctor?

Should be fine.

We need to talk.

Fine, but no therapying me.

- Beer?
- I'm a recovering alcoholic.

Well, it's only four percent,
it's not Stella or anything.

Do you have anything
non-alcoholic?

Sure.
Great.

Oh, milk, great, thanks.

Okay.

So, George.

I know what happened
at New Year's

- and full disclosure.
- Yep.

I may have advised Lawrence

not to rush
into anything with you.

And I feel really terrible
about it.

It was bitchy and spiteful
but I just...

I needed you to know.

Please don't hit me.

Ow!

You snakey cow.

Alright, yes, it was underhanded
and petty.

But that's why I'm here, Jo.

I'm so sorry.

It's not all your fault I guess.

He chose to reject me.
He's the prick here.

You're just a bit less
of a prick, but still a prick.

Thanks.

You can see yourself out,
George.

Your sofa's like a rock
by the way.

Yeah, it's, uh, sort of a bench.

For Karen who loved this spot.
Who's Karen?

Lawrence's dead wife.

Not as insane as it seems,
George, um, yeah.

I just stole it cause, uh,
she was c*ck blocking me

from the grave.
It actually does sound insane.

Wendy helped.

You were never
gonna tell me

that you've got
a criminal record?

- I didn't think it mattered.
- You didn't think it mattered

that our entire relationship
is built on a hill of lies?

I was embarrassed.

I was done
for indecent exposure.

You're a flasher?

No. It was years ago.

I was seeing this girl
and we was out

and one thing led to another,

I wanted to take things
to the next level

- if you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

No.

We wanted to have sex.

Oh!

But we didn't really have
anywhere to go,

so we kind of did our business
in the park

and got caught by the police.

You can't ban a man
from a country for that!

Getting your c*ck out
in public's frowned upon.

We live in strange times.

Why is it still here?

Ah, I forgot, to be honest.

Ah, I don't have people over,
so no one's sat on it.

No biggie.

- You stole a memorial bench.
- Yeah.

-To get back at a dead woman
-Yeah.

For c*ck-blocking you.

God.

Oh, God, I am mental, aren't I?

Is that why you're here,
am I being sanctioned?

The outside of the big net.

You're not mental,
you're not being sanctioned,

don't use big net,

but you do see that having
this bench is not rational?

I know it's not rational
but it's Loz.

Rational goes out the window

when I'm staring
into that beautiful mustache.

I just think,

why can't you sag off
your dead wife and see me?

Okay, you need to stop
focusing on Lawrence,

he's holding you back.
You need to focus on Jo.

- Who's he?
- You.

Oh,.

Now, you've got loads of
good things in your life, right?

- You've got a good job.
- True.

I am bloody good at my job.

Yes, you are.

Ow, careful, ow.

Ow! Careful!

It hurts when you bang it.

Can you understand
what I'm saying, love?

Right, I'm sorry,
but I've had it.

You are not speaking
to my colleague like that.

She is a great medic.

Well, a good one.

And she deserves respect
and civility at the very least.

So, you are going to apologise
or we are going nowhere.

- Piss off ginger.
- Okay.

Gary, don't worry. It's fine.

No, it's not.

You shouldn't have
to put up with that.

Wait.

Why don't you drive?

Sorry, I'm not used
to the roads in this country.

Woman drivers hey,
what are we like?

Speed bump!

Some worrying
focal neurological signs,

so I want to check on arrival
for a cerebra-spinal leak.

He's amazing.

Quick, emergency.
One of the players are injured.

Oh, looks like someone needs
a real hero.

What do you think
about that, old man?

I'm gonna meet a player.

Hey, do you reckon it's Zaha?

We'll proper get along,
you know,

me and Wilf's got that proper
south London

bad man ting going on,
you get me.

Changing room's through here.

What the hell?

I told you you cannot come in.

Who's blowing kisses now,
officer?

That's not even how you
blow kisses you mug.

Then phone the police.
Stupid man.

I miss her.

I've not felt that since Karen.

Jo's just always been there.

Sure, maybe I've taken her
for granted a little bit.

Like onions.

You don't really notice onions

but take them away
and what can you cook?

Nothing.

Nothing without onions.

I'm back, okay? I'm in charge.

Has anyone
got a problem with that?

Jo, how are you?

It's boss, not Jo, and I'm busy.

Hi, boss.

Heyo, you missed
an amazing game.

Five four and a red card.

I got so excited
I flashed a boob.

I don't think anyone noticed.

Did you get to treat the player?

Yeah, I sorted him, man.

I even showed him some
of my skills

because obviously he was like,
"You need to turn pro"

but I don't really
wanna talk about that.

I'm done with football, man.

- I've got you a nice hot dog.
- Oh, thank you.

Oh.

I love football hot dogs.

Even if they are mostly an*s.

Disgusting.

Yeah, it's a sh*t show.

Don't worry, I'm back now.

No, not a holiday person.

Go on holiday when you're dead.

Costa del Grave. Cheers, mate.

You know, I feel like we really
got somewhere today, Jo.

Maybe we could try
a fresh start?

No, you still tried to shaft me
over Lawrence, George.

There's a name for people
like you in the army. Twats.

Well, he'll think twice

before racially abusing
a paramedic again,

I'll tell you that.

I can't believe he cried.

Look, I just wish you can work
without having to face this.

It's sweet that you care.

But you're making
all this about you.

It's a bit white saviour complex,

so I'm sorry but you're actually
being r*cist.

I am so sorry.

Alright, up.
Come on, up you get.

Done with football, man.

Well, at least it took our minds
off the investigation.

Right, bell ends,

just got an e-mail with a date
for your investigation.

A week next Friday.

They're gonna want to know
everything,

so make sure you've got
everything straight.

Don't worry, also do,

because it could be
a career ender. But stay calm.

Laters.

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