Abnormal Activity (2010)

[bunniefuu]

Why I told him this story.

You see all the pineapples in the kitchen?

Test.

We should record something

and then 10 years we can show our kids.

Uh, that's kind of a stupid idea

'cause I don't really like kids

and I don't think we're

ever really gonna have any.

Then they can see how much

in love their parents are

and we can take the tape

and we can put it in a safe

so nobody records over it

and then we can bring

it out and show them.

Yeah and show it to the

kids we'll never have.

Hi kids, this is your parents.

Don't do that.

Keep the focus on me.

I told you to keep it in

a safe place, you didn't,

and you recorded over Whitney Houston.

I won't record over it.

- Okay.

- Just do your message.

Its rolling.

This is your par...

Roger.

Roger.

Roger, turn the camera on.

- Its on.

- Did you hear that?

I turned it on.

No but turn the camera

on and go record it.

Its the neighbors getting

into their car or something.

Everybody's gone.

They all went home.

Go check it out.

Check what out?

- You're drunk.

- The noises.

- Noises.

- Go back to sleep.

No.

Hey.

How bout I move it

front of your face more?

Roger.

Go downstairs and look, you'll find it.

There's nothing down there.

Roger.

- Huh?

- Turn on the camera

and go downstairs and look at it.

Give me the camera, I'll do it.

Why don't you just turn on the

camera and go downstairs and

maybe see what it is or...

I'm too f*cked up.

I can't do it.

Why won't you go downstairs?

Damn it.

Did you figure out what

those noises were last night?

What noises?

The sounds that we heard?

Ever watch the Discovery Channel

when they have those special...

Demons and uh.

Right, you think the house is haunted?

f*ck, would you put that...

No.

She is.

So don't record over

this because this is...

So what are you

gonna do if this video

isn't here in 10 years?

Probably gonna go on a k*lling spree.

Hearing doors

slam all night long.

Think about it, is your

nose getting better there?

Here, have a hamburger donut.

Just everything that, everything lines up.

Hey, did you record over that video

of me on the toilet last night?

You better have.

You seriously better have.

Its, I think I'm

using the tape right now

so its probably already history.

- I'm pretty sure.

- Oh my god.

Have you seen where

Stacey went by any chance?

She was taking

a bunch of laxatives.

She was really drunk.

Laxatives, huh?

Why?

Because you're always

telling her how fat she is.

She's not fat.

You look like one,

now I think you just sound like one.

I'm just kidding.

- Hey.

- Did you just record that?

- A little bit.

- nice, nice.

I don't know who you are.

Okay.

Get that.

That you, Lorraine?

Stacey?

Hey uh, didn't they find

Elvis dead on the toilet?

Yeah, let's drag her out.

Why don't you flush

it once I get her off of here?

So you're feeling there's

something in our house here.

I got the cameras, I mean

I can just set them up

- for security.

- Yeah.

Kinda make a little

documentary out of it.

Okay, this is where we

first heard weird noises.

Testing, one, two, three.

Documentary here, strange

noises that are happening,

documentary tape one.

Okay, looks set.

That looks good.

I don't like the angle.

Did you set one up downstairs, too?

Shut up.

All right, so if people

are watching this tonight

and we both died, um...

Shut the f*ck up.

Don't say that.

You know I have anxiety.

So if we both die like just,

just call the Fire Department.

Don't fool around, just

like, get the trucks out here

'cause something bad went down.

'cause these noises, like

I know what they lead to

and we've been hearing them

and if uh, if anything bad happens where,

you know, we could be dead tomorrow

when we wake up, we don't know

but if that happens,

whoever's watching this,

FBI, whatever, call the Fire Department.

I don't trust the FBI.

All right, I hate this angle.

It doesn't pick up anything.

I don't know if can use this angle.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that?

sh*t.

Wake up, did you hear that?

I don't want any potatoes.

Its five o'clock.

Wake up.

Oh man.

Potatoes yourself.

Hopefully it will work.

What are you doing?

Just going over

the footage from last night.

I told you I heard

things last night, Roger.

You wouldn't even listen to me.

Yeah well look at 1:16 AM here.

Is that when it happened?

No but look, your

butt is like straight up