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03x05 - Pinktastrophe/Battle of the Baddies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SuperKitties". Aired: January 11, 2023 – present.*
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In the fictional city of Kittydale, an indoor playground called the Purr'N'Play is where children play, sometimes with the place's resident cats Ginny, Sparks, Buddy, and Bitsy.

03x05 - Pinktastrophe/Battle of the Baddies

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[male narrator] The world thinks
they're just adorable kitties.

But when trouble comes knocking,
they transform into...

[automated voice singing]
♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat ♪

♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat ♪

[Amazing Singer] ♪ SuperKitties! ♪

Meow! ♪

♪ When there's chaos in the air ♪

♪ Don't you worry don't despair ♪

♪ Evildoers, best beware ♪

♪ They're SuperKitties! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ They're brave
They're smart ♪

♪ They're strong
They're kind! ♪

♪ And with their talents combined ♪

♪ They're... ♪

♪ SuperKitties! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

[Bitsy] The SuperKitties
and the Pink-tastrophe.

Can you pass me a pink crayon,
please, Buddy?

You got it, Sparksie.

Thanks, bro.

Now I just need green,
and my picture will be perfect.

I don't have any green crayons.

How about you, Ginny?

Hmm. No green crayons here.

Bitsy, do you have any... Whoa!

Um, Sparks?

I think I found the green crayons.

And the green paint,

green glitter, green markers...

[giggles] Well, I need a lot of green

to draw my favorite green thing!

Mr. Greenie.

See? Isn't he a cutie patootie?

Bitsy, your drawings are green-tastic.

But when you take all of the color,
no one else--

[automated voice] Kitty cat, kitty cat!

[all] It's the SuperKitty Call!

We can finish this later.

Someone needs our help.

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Ginny! ♪

♪ Sparks! ♪

♪ Buddy! ♪

Don't worry, Mr. Greenie.

I've got lots more green for later.

[exclaiming] Whoa!

-[record scratches]
-[giggles]

Oopsie kitty.

♪ And Bitsy! ♪

♪ SuperKitties! ♪

♪ Su-purr charged ♪

Sparks! Power up
the SuperKitty Comm.

Let's see who needs our help.

Three calls at once?

Something big must be going on.

SuperKitties!

Brie Fromage's latest
cheese sculpture masterpiece,

Pink Pizza Cat, is missing!

And my rain booties are missing too.

[gasps] Not the ones
with the little pink polka dots!

-Yes!
-Frankie, are you missing something, too?

Uh-huh.

Strawberry ice cream all gone.

[whimpers]

This is pawful!

Don't worry, everyone.

I know this is rough,
but we'll find your stuff.

[♪ triumphant music playing]

I'll be back soon, Mr. Greenie.

And then I'll color a whole great big
green world just for you.

Paws in, SuperKitties!

-We're brave!
-We're smart!

-We're strong!
-We're kind!

[all] SuperKitties, go!

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Meow! ♪

[Sparks] Everyone who lost something
is in this part of Kittydale.

Brie Fromage's cheese sculpture,

Ms. Poochytail's polka dot rain boots,

and Frankie's strawberry ice cream.

Hmm. Why would someone
want all those things?

Ginny, look!
The stolen things are all the same color.

Bitsy is right.

Everything stolen is pink.

Speaking of pink...

Do pink bags usually fly?

No, but I bet wherever that's going,

the other pink things went too!

SuperKitties, follow that bag!

[♪ intense music playing]

Look at all of my
pretty pink things. [laughs]

Oh, I'm just tickled pink.

George! My pink smoothie, please!

Look! There's the pink bag!

And there's Zsa Zsa and her budgies.

[Amazing Singer]
Zsa Zsa and her budgies! ♪

SuperKitties? Ugh.

I don't have time for you today.

Can't you see I'm a very busy birdy?

Zsa Zsa?
Did you take all these pink things?

Of course!

Pink's my favorite color.

Ooh! Green is my favorite color.

Green?

Well, I guess someone has to like it.

But pink!

All that color really brings out
the fabulous in my eyes.

See?

Seriously? Nothing?

Zsa Zsa. How are you making
the pink things float to your rooftop?

Ah, silly kitty!

I use this.

I call it Purdy Birdy Pink Powder!

By Zsa Zsa.

Ooh.

Fancy.

Well, I just give the rooftop
a little pat of powder and voila!

Everything pink flies
right to where I put the powder.

But those pink things
don't belong to you, Zsa Zsa.

You should give them back.

Oh, Zsa Zsa can't do that, yeah.

'Cause Zsa Zsa doesn't want to!

We need to get
that powder away from Zsa Zsa.

SuperKitties, pounce!

Paws out, claws out.

Coming through!

Squad! Let's show
these kitties how we play ring toss.

-[squawking]
-[grunts]

[grunts]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Ahhh!
-Uh-uh-uh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[both laughing]

Hula-larious, George!

Bitsy Boots blast off!

Furball Blitz!

[both] Whoa!

[Sparks] Oh, no!

[all exclaiming]

[Sparks grunting]

Don't want to burst your bubble,
SuperKitties.

[sighs theatrically]
All this winning is exhausting.

-George, bring my pink smoothie.
-[murmurs in agreement]

[laughs] Oh, pink is totally my color

[chirps and squawks]

[gasps]

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

Squawk!

George, what did you do?

Uh-oh.

That was the Purdy Burdy Pink Powder.

Meowsers!

I knew Zsa Zsa oved pink,
but not that much.

-Activate pointy claws! Hah!
-[Bitsy gasps]

-[♪ threatening music playing]
-[gasps]

[gasping]

What is happening?

-[grunting]
-Zsa Zsa!

You're covered in powder.

Now everything pink
isn't just floating to the rooftop,

it's floating to you.

Oopsie kitty.

Uh, SuperKitties?

Big Oopsie kitty.
Look at Ginny!

It's my super suit. It's pink!

Ad I'm being pulled towards Zsa Zsa

because she's covered
in that pink powder.

Quick, Ginny, grab my paw.

[grunting]

[all exclaiming]

-Oh!
-Argh!

SuperKitty? Leave me alone.

I'm having a fashion crisis.

I can't leave you alone.

I'm stuck to you!

Ugh! Can this day get any worse?

Yes, it can.

Everything pink
[grunts] is about to stick to you

if we don't do something.

Hey, I wanted those!

Well, they're still mine.

Everything pink is mine.

I love pink!

Is taking it all such a bad thing?

Stuffies incoming!

[grunting]

Okay. Not loving the flying stuffies.

[grunting]

We've got to help keep all the pink things
away from Ginny and Zsa Zsa!

We're coming, Ginny.

It's time to Su-purr Charge!

Bitsy Boots, Blaster Faster!

SuperKitty Kit, Turbo Mode!

Furball Blitz Bounce!

[grunting]

Sparks, I can't get them all!

Ginny, there's too many!

[grunting]

[grunts]

Zsa Zsa. There's got to be a way

to make the pink stuff
stop sticking. Hah!

Well, of course there is.

My de-pink-ifying spray. [sighs]

I mean, who doesn't know that?

[grunting]

Great, then let's use the spray

to make everything pink
stop sticking to you.

Oh, I can't.

-Why?
-Well, I don't have it.

What?

I don't have it
because it's in my bag over there.

I mean, it's not like I carry my bag
around all the time. [chuckles]

Can you imagine?

"Hi, I'm Zsa Zsa,

"and I always have
my purdy birdie bag of tricks,

"and I use it to get everything I want."

[grunting]

Zsa Zsa, that's exactly
what you I've been doing.

Oh. I guess I have.

It has been such a weird day.
Am I right, George?

Uh-huh.

Hang on tight, Zsa Zsa.

It's time to Su-purr Charge!

Super what now?

[♪ triumphant music playing]

Pointy claws and springy paws!

[exclaiming]

This is kind of fun! [laughs]

Look at me, George!

Hah! Hah! Hah!

[laughs]

We've got to find that spray, remember?

Pink things are flying at us.

Right, okay. Hmm. Let's see.

My lotions, my lotions, my potions...

[gasps] My feather curlers!

I thought I lost these ages ago!

Focus, Zsa Zsa.

Sorry. Here it is.

Anything that's pink,

spritz with this,
and it will go back to where it came from.

On it!

[gasps]

It's working! [gasps]

[♪ victorious music playing]

See you later, pink things.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[gasps]

[barks]

[barks]

-[both laughing]
-[dog barks]

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Meow! ♪

[♪ fast paced music playing]

There! All done.

Um, hello?

Still stuck to a SuperKitty here.

[giggles] Oopsie kitty.

Nice work, SuperKitties.

Everything pink is back where it belongs.

Phew! That was a lot of work.

I could really use a nap.

[SuperKitties clearing throats]

[groans] I'm sorry
I took all the pink things.

I just love pink so much!

But Zsa Zsa, if you keep
all of something for yourself,

no one else can have any.

Oh!

Just like I was doing,
keeping all the green art supplies.

Sorry, SuperKitties.

-[giggles]
-[all purring]

-Aw.
-Thanks.

It's kind to leave some for everyone.

I guess you're right.

Maybe it was too much pink.

[murmurs unintelligibly]

But you SuperKitties
have to admit I was right about one thing.

[all] Huh?

Pink does bring out
the fabulous in my eyes!

It really does!

Here's some more.

The green grass in my picture is all done.

Thanks for sharing
the green art supplies, Bitsy.

You're welcome, Sparks.

Today I took
all the green art supplies

because I love drawing
Mr. Greenie so much.

And Zsa Zsa tried
to take all the pink things from Kittydale

because she loves pink.

But SuperKitties know

you shouldn't take
all of something for yourself.

It's kind to leave some
for everybody else.

And I'm taking that to heart.

What are you drawing, Bitsy?

Well, since I'm sharing
the green crayons now,

I thought I'd make Mr. Greenie
a new friend.

Meet Mr. Pinky!

Zsa Zsa would definitely approve.

[all laughing]

[Sparks] The SuperKitties
and the battle of the baddies.

Oink, oink.

[straining] One more.

-Nice one, bro.
-[chuckles]

You're pawsome
at building tuna can towers.

-Thanks!
-[both purring]

Oink, oink.

-Whoa.
-[gasps]

Meowsers!

Wiggles built a tuna can tower
that's even taller than yours, Buddy!

-Oh.
-Way to go, Wiggles!

You're a pawsome builder.

Oink, oink.

Everything okay, Buddy?

You said Wiggles
was pawsome at building tuna can towers.

but I thought you said
I was pawsome at that.

Bro, you are.

You both can be pawsome
at the same thing.

-Really?
-Yeah.

There's room for everyone
to be pawsome.

-Even robo pigs.
-Oink!

[all laughing]

You really are
a purr-ific builder, Wiggles.

Oink, oink, oink.

[giggles] Okay, everykitty, come on.

It's treat time in the Purr 'N' Play.

-Treats!
-See you, Wiggles!

Oink, oink.

[♪ whimsical music playing]

Tuna with pickles?

No, thanks.

You know, Quacksley,

It's not easy
being the best baddie in Kittydale.

[gasps]

Listen up, tiny dog.

It's Mr. Puppypaws to you, strange cat.

No way are you the best bad baddie.

Everyone in Kittydale
knows that I, Cat Burglar,

am the best baddie.

[scoffs] I don't think so.

-[squeaks]
-Heh.

You don't even
have a bad guy sidekick.

Ha! Your sidekick is just
a squeaky little ducky.

[gasps] How dare you!

This ducky is more baddie
than you'll ever be.

And as for me...

-[growls]
-[meows menacingly]

I take what I want

I never say please

♪ Dastardly deeds
I do ''em with ease ♪

♪ I'm bad to the bone ♪

♪ And Quacksley agrees ♪

No question
I'm the best baddie

I lie and I cheat

I never play fair

♪ A master of mischief
with the feline flair ♪

♪ So when it comes to stealing
you'll never compare ♪

♪ You gotta face it, pups ♪

I'm the best baddie!

♪ Making a mess
and refusing to tidy it ♪

♪ Being too loud
when it's time to be quiet

♪ Going where I shouldn't

♪ Or breaking or taking things
that aren't mine ♪

That's why I'm ♪

♪ The best baddie
sorry, laddie

♪ But no one's better than I ♪

♪ The best baddie
this town has ever haddie ♪

♪ And no one can deny ♪

-♪ The slickiest ♪
-♪ Trickiest ♪

-♪ Naughtiest ♪
-♪ Pawtiest ♪

-♪ Speediest ♪
-♪ Greediest ♪

-♪ Sneakiest ♪
-♪ Trickiest ♪

♪ The bestiest baddiest best baddies! ♪

-[growls]
-[meows angrily]

I guess we're going to have to solve
this the old fashioned way.

-A steal-off.
-Huh?

We agree on something to steal.

And whoever gets it first
is the best baddie.

Meow. [cackles]

You call that an evil laugh?

[laughs maniacally]

[both cackling]

-[takes deep breath]
-[both continue cackling]

-Mmm. Chef Marci makes the best treats.
-Mmm-hmm.

[automated voice] Kitty cat, kitty cat!

-[all] It's the SuperKitty Call!
-Kitty cat!

Kitty cat, kitty cat,
kitty cat, kitty cat!

[Amazing Singer]
♪ Adorable they may be ♪

♪ But trouble's no match
you'll see ♪

♪ They're felines
who fearlessly respond ♪

♪ To the call! ♪

♪ Ginny! ♪

♪ Sparks! ♪

♪ Buddy! ♪

Mmm.

-[record scratches]
-[giggles]

Oopsie kitty.

♪ And Bitsy! ♪

♪ SuperKitties! ♪

Su-purr charged ♪

Sparks! Power up the SuperKitty Comm.

Let's see who needs our help.

SuperKitties.

Magda, what's wrong?

Paw-tacas Maximus' jeweled collar
was stolen from the museum!

-[all gasp]
-Hmm.

How strange.

[scoffs] You think
that's strange?

[growls]

[all] Mr. Puppypaws?

[Amazing Singer]
♪ Mr. Puppypaws! ♪

Please help me!

Uh, I mean, help Quacksley.

Uh, he's afraid of heights.

Like I said, strange.

We'll be there kitty cat fast.

We'll be back soon, Wiggles.

Keep an eye on the cavern for us

And keep tuna can stacking like a pro.

Oink, oink.

Paws in, SuperKitties.

-We're brave!
-We're smart!

-We're strong!
-We're kind!

[all] SuperKitties, go!

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Meow! ♪

There he is.

[Magda] The latest installation
in our museum.

-Hmph!
-[Bitsy] Mr. Puppy paws!

Whatcha doing way up there?

I'm stuck, of course!

Get me down.

Sparks...

On it! SuperKitty Kit,
activate Kitty-copter Crash Landing Pad!

Heads up, Mr. Puppypaws!

You're going down.

[♪ intense music playing]

Paws out, claws out!

[Mr. Puppypaws] Whoa!

[sighs] Thank you.

I was, uh, I mean Quacksley,
was starting to get worried.

-[squeaks]
-Sure thing, Quacksley.

[squeaks]

Now, Mr. Puppypaws.

Did you take the missing collar?

Unfortunately, I did not.

Hey! Good job not being bad.

I was trying to be bad,
but I was put up there by--

Hello, SuperKitties!
[laughs menacingly]

[all] Cat Burglar?

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Cat Burglar! ♪

I think you mean "Cat Burglar,
the best baddie in town."

Oops. Whoa.

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Cat Burglar
the best baddie in town! ♪

-[growls]
-That's right, Puppypaws.

I got the collar.

That means I'm the best
at being bad.

In that case,
you won't be afraid of another contest.

Another contest?

Hmm, why not?

Beating you was so easy,
I barely had to lift a claw.

[growls] Whichever baddie
hangs their flag

on top of Kittydale Tower first wins.

You're on.

You two aren't going anywhere

until you give back that collar.

No time for that now, SuperKitties.

I'm meowt of here.

Out of my way!
I have a contest to win.

Waggy tail, wag away!

[SuperKitties] Whoa!

Sorry to wag and run, but tata!

[Mr. Puppypaws laughs maniacally]

This battle of the baddies is bad news.

We've got to get that collar back.

SuperKitties go!

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Meow! ♪

[Sparks] There's the top of the tower!

-And there's Cat Burglar.
-[laughs menacingly]

SuperKitties, activate your blasters!

[♪ intense music playing]

Hand over the collar, Cat Burglar!

It belongs back at the museum.

[grunting] Not till I get onto the top!

That won't be necessary

-since I've already won this contest.
-[♪ triumphant music playing]

-[♪ sad trombone plays]
-[groans] Kitty litter.

Hey, now that
you've each won a contest,

you just need one more to break the tie.

[Ginny clears throat]

But...

that would be wrong,
because being bad is bad.

Meowtstanding idea, SuperKitty.

Let's say whoever steals the fish cart
on the pier

is the best baddie once and for all.

-Okay, yes!
-[SuperKitties] No!

In that case...

Ready set ciao for now!

[both laughing menacingly]

We've got to stop this baddie battle.

After those baddies!

[Amazing Singer] ♪ Meow! ♪

Purr-fect.

Time to go fish.

-I don't think so, Cat Burglar.
-[shrieks]

We're officially putting an end
to these contests.

[Mr. Puppypaws] Too late, cats!

-Looks like I've won again.
-[♪ triumphant music playing]

-What?
-Oh no, you don't.

-Huh?
-Oh yes, I do.

[hisses]

-[meows angrily]
-[growls]

I'm the better baddie!

I'm the better baddie!

[Sparks] Baddies, break it up!

[grunting]

[meows]

[all exclaiming]

-[grunts]
-Whoa!

-Ahhh!
-Whoa!

[both] Not the water!

-Buddy!
-Time to Su-purr Charge!

Furball Blitz Bounce!

Got you.

[Buddy grunts]

Aw.

-[sighs]
-[scoffs]

Now we can return this collar
to the museum where it belongs.

What was all this battling about?

[sighs] I suppose it's because
if he's the best,

it means I'm no good.

I mean, no bad.

Ugh, you know what I mean!

Oh. Is that what this is about?

I used to think that, too,

but you can both be good
at the same thing.

-Both good?
-Really?

Yep. I learned that from my bro.

[sighs] It's so cool when they do that.

-[squeaks]
-I suppose you're right, Quacksley.

It was splendid thievery

when he stole
that tuna can sculpture out of my paws

And that sneaky stroller balloon?

Meowt of this world. [chuckles]

I guess we were both very bad baddies.

I mean, very good baddies.

Ah, you know what I mean.

I sure do, baddie buddy.

I sure do.

Now it's time for you two baddies
to start being good.

And you can start
by cleaning up your mess.

[both groan]

[both sigh]

Buddy thought there could only be
one pawsome tuna can builder,

and Mr. Puppypaws and Cat Burglar

thought there could only
be one baddie who was the best.

But SuperKitties know there's room

for lots of people to be good

-at the same thing.
-Huh?

Plus, it's never good to be bad,

and I'm taking that to heart.

Mr. Puppypaws.

-[squeaks]
-Oh, and Quacklsey.

I think this is the beginning
of a very bad friendship.

Cat Burglar, you're so bad.

-No, you're so bad.
-[laughs]

No, you're so bad.

[both continue indistinctly]

[all laughing]

[♪ closing theme music playing]