01x02 - The Sleepover/Portrait of a Vampire

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "The Sleepover."

[Poppy] Vampirina,
you're such a good artist.

Your vulture is way better
than my bunny in a tutu.

Thanks, Poppy.

I had a great art teacher
back in Transylvania.

She was a little batty but very talented.

Oh, I get it.

Batty because she was also a va--

...cuum cleaner saleswoman.

[chuckles] They're the wackiest.

Vee, Bridget's going to be okay
with you being a vampire.

Really? You don't think
she's gonna be scared?

Her? [nervous chuckle]

No.

[shrieks] Spider!

Bridget, it's a drawing
in chalk, and you drew it.

Okay, so maybe she'll be
a little freaked out.

But still, she's your friend.

You gotta let her know
who the real you is.

No. No, I don't.

Uh, Vee, what are those creepy statues
hanging off your roof?

[Edgar] Creepy? Cool! Where?

Uh, those are ghost-goyles.

I mean, gar-ghosts.

I mean gargoyles. [chuckles nervously]

[Vampirina] There's no ghosts here.

Whatever they are, they're kind of scary.

How do you sleep at night?

I don't. [chuckles]

What I meant is... I like staying up late.

Oh, me too.

Hey, we should totally
have a sleepover at your house.

-I'm in!
-Sorry, Edgar.

It's a girls-only sleepover.

What will we sleep over?

Like a coffin full of spiders?

[shrieks] Don't say spiders.

I don't like spiders. [shrieks]

I just said "spider."

Oh, yeah, she's not gonna be
scared or anything.

I'm kind of nervous about
having this sleepover.

[Boris] I still don't get the whole
sleeping at night thing.

Thank goodness for this sun lamp
to make me think it's day time

or I'd be walking around
like a zombie all the time.

[Boris groaning]

[gasps] I bet your friend will love

playing keep away with Penelope.

Actually, I was wondering

if you could, uh, put Penelope away?

[sighs] Come on.

Here you go.

Is it true?

Are we having a sleepover?

[gasps] Can we play dress-up
and have a pillow party?

And giggle at the dancing skeletons
all night long?

Well, I'm having a sleepover

but you are going to stay hidden.

What the what, now?

Why would I do that?

You're being hidden away

like an embarrassing grape juice stain

on the living room couch.

And Gregoria, I was wondering

if you felt like hanging out tonight...

-in the closet?
-[gasps]

If I didn't have a heart of stone

you would've just broken it.

Ow! You could've told me
Penelope was in here.

Down, girl.

Sorry, but my friends are coming over
and I don't want to scare them.

So, can we just act... normal?

Well, I always act normal.

Okay, going through walls
isn't normal in Pennsylvania.

[upbeat music]

♪ Sweep up the dust ♪

♪ Open the drapes ♪

♪ Double lock the dungeon doors ♪

♪ So nothing escapes ♪

♪ Gotta be perfect ♪

♪ For the party ♪

♪ A little less black ♪

♪ Not so much gloom ♪

♪ Funny how a shrunken head ♪

♪ Can darken a room ♪

♪ Gotta be perfect for the party ♪

♪ I love my family even though
We're quite unique ♪

♪ But just one slip-up ♪

♪ And my friends will totally freak ♪

♪ Closet door shut so I can hide ♪

♪ Each and every skeleton
We're keeping inside ♪

♪ Gotta be perfect ♪

♪ Absolutely perfect ♪

♪ Everybody places please ♪

♪ Put on your happy faces please ♪

♪ Gotta be perfect for the party ♪

[doorbell screaming]

Ooh, there's the doorbell.

Here goes nothing.

Hi, guys. Welcome to my home.

Hi, Vee. Hi, Mrs. Hauntley.

[shuddering]

Aah!

What is that creature?

You mean my dog, Wolfie?

[Wolfie barking]

Oh, my gosh, he's so cute. [giggles]

Yoo-hoo! Hope I'm not late.

Wow, is that a real sword?

[clears throat] I mean...

[high-pitched] Is that a real sword?

Hey, let's play dollies.

Looks like we have an
uninvited party crasher.

What do you mean?

I'm Agnes.

Oh, yeah!

Don't I recognize you from ballet class?

Why, yes, you do.

Whoa!

Edgar, I told you
this was an all-girls sleepover.

Eh, that's okay.

I can still work on my web show.

Tonight's a full moon,

so I'm gonna go look for werewolves.

I'm out.

Tonight is a full moon?

Mama, Papa, kitchen now!

[Bridget] Hey, Vampirina, can we--

[Vampirina] No, stay here
and don't move at all.

But please make yourselves at home.

[Demi] Just pretend you can't see me.

A little ghost humor. So funny.

There's nothing funny about Wolfie
during a full moon.

Oh, what's the problem?

Wolfie only becomes a big, scary werewolf

after the sun sets during a full moon...

which, uh, which it is.

Okay, yeah, I see the problem.

Don't worry. We can fix this.

Just to be safe keep your friends
in your room all night.

Once the sunlight hits Wolfie
in the morning,

it'll all be fine.

[object crashing]

-Here, boy.
-[Wolfie barks]

The sun is setting.

We're just in time.

[barks, whimpers]

Now that everyone is safe,

I'm going to see if the sun lamp works

and I can sleep at night.

I sure hope this works.

[Wolfie grunting]

So... [nervous chuckle]

...who wants to play Go Barracuda?

Is that just Go Fish again?

Because I can't do it.

I've gone fishing
till I can't go fishing no more.

Oh, I know, how about a game
of hide-and-seek?

-Yes! Not it!
-[Poppy giggles]

Wait, how do you play?

Why are you running away?

What's "it"?

Sorry, Vee. Looks like you are! [giggles]

Come back! This is not a good idea!

[TV announcer] And now back to...

Transylvania's Next Top Monster.

Mama, have you seen my friends?

No. I thought you were
keeping them in your room.

They ran off to play hide-and-seek,

which I guess is fine
as long as Wolfie's locked in his crate.

We have a slight complication.

I mean, just a small, teeny, tiny problem.

Wolfie chewed through his crate
and we can't find him.

Okay, a huge werewolf-sized problem.

Oh, no, I have a feeling hide-and-seek

is about to turn into "Hide and Shriek"!

Good evening, loyal viewers, and welcome

to another webisode of...

Weekly Weirdness.

I'm out beneath the full moon

in search of the elusive werewolf.

-[cat screeches]
-Aah!

What was that?

[meows, purrs]

Ooh, just Ms. Cuddlecakes.

Who definitely did not make these.

[Wolfie panting]

Girls, where are you? Oh, no!

Look out!

Uh, uh, spider!

[Bridget screaming]

Aww, you're a little cutie.

-[Boris snoring]
-[door opens]

Oh.

[screaming]

Papa, Wolfie got out.

Why couldn't we have just gotten a cat?

You don't see witches
having these problems.

I've got an idea.

All signs point to werewolf activity.

The giant werewolf prints,

the clumps of werewolf hair.

Whoa, is this werewolf drool?

I better take a sample.

Where did that come from?

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

-[Edgar] I'm out!
-[Wolfie panting]

-[Bridget screaming]
-[Oxana] Wait, come back!

[Edgar] Help! It's a huge,
hideous, hairy monster!

It ate my smartphone!

[panting, sniffing]

-Wolfie?
-[grunts]

[Wolfie panting, barking]

[chuckles] Wolfie can be
a bit of a monster,

but I hardly call him huge and hideous.

A little daylight with Papa's sun lamp
did the trick.

Vampirina, it's time to tell her.

Tell me what?

Edgar, let's see if we can

find that intelligent phone of yours.

[Oxana] I'm sure you just dropped it.

Look, there's no easy way to say this,

but I'm a vampire.

[laughs]

Sorry, I thought you said
you were a vampire.

I did. I am.

Oh, I might as well show you.

[gasps] I'm too scared to scream.

[Vampirina] I know it's different.

But the thing is it's still just Vee.

Yeah, it's just me.

And she's our friend.

It's true. You are.

Even if you're a, uh, vampire.

I'll get used to it. I promise.

Wow, I thought haunted house
was a style choice,

-but this just is--
-Is a haunted house?

Yeah, and the thing is
I'm proud of who I am,

and I love my family
and all of my friends.

Demi? Gregoria?

[Bridget gasps]

Wait, they're kind of cute.

Well, I don't know about Gregoria,

but, uh, I sure am.

So you still wanna sleep over?

-Yeah.
-Pretty sure.

[Demi] So when do I get
to braid someone's hair

or have a dance party?

Or maybe a pillow fight?

-[girls giggling]
-Okay, time for bed, girls.

[all] Aww.

[Demi] Ah, we could save
the pillow fight for next time.

Your sleepover was a total success.

Look, Bridget is sleeping
with your Scream Girl doll.

I guess I didn't need
to be so worried about

Bridget accepting me for who I am.

Everyone's different
in some way, Vampirina.

Some of us are afraid of chalk spiders.

Some of us never win at Go Fish.

And some of us have fangs
and a pet werewolf.

-Right.
-Thanks, Poppy.

-Good night.
-Good night, Vampirina.

[sighs] I still can't get used to
this whole sleeping at night thing.

Good idea, Wolfie.

[Vampirina] "Portrait of a Vampire."

I've got my lucky troll pen.

My old History book.

And my ruler.

Whoa, that's really long.

It's in monster measurements.

Everything's bigger in Transylvania.

Vee, you don't need
to measure any monsters

at school in Pennsylvania.

[giggles] You're right.

Guess I'll leave this at home.

Ooh, I can't believe
my first day of school

in Pennsylvania is tomorrow!

I can't wait.

I loved school in Transylvania.

Whoa!

♪ My school back home was just
The perfect place to be ♪

♪ How I loved to roam those
Hallowed haunted halls ♪

♪ I took spookolgy and monster history ♪

♪ And the principal would walk
Right through the walls ♪

♪ So my tummy's turning
My head is spinning ♪

♪ What will this human school
Bring my way? ♪

♪ A new adventure is just beginning ♪

♪ With all the thrills and chills ♪

♪ Of a very first day ♪

♪ I feel a tingly shiver
sh**ting down my spine ♪

♪ What kind of spells
Do teachers here assign? ♪

♪ Oh, my heart is pounding
My brain is reeling ♪

♪ Come on tomorrow and don't delay ♪

♪ Can't find the words
To express this feeling ♪

♪ Oh, all the thrills and chills ♪

♪ Of my very first day ♪

School in Pennsylvania's
a little bit different.

We'll play kazoos in music class,

you'll read books that won't fly away,

and you'll get your picture
taken for the class tree.

A class tree?

We didn't have anything
like that in Transylvania.

I can't wait for tomorrow!

Me neither.

Okay, see you then, Vee.

[calm music]

[Demi] Uppity, up!

Wake up, screamy head.

It's your first day of school.

It's my first day of school?

[gasps] Why didn't you say so?

I did. I did say so, but never mind that.

We gotta get you the perfect
first day of human school outfit.

Ooh, look, how about this?

Studious yet adorable.

Thanks, Demi,

but I already have my outfit picked out.

Ooh, adorbs! Approve.

There she is!

Our little smart-as-a-spider student.

I have a surprise for you, Vee.

[Vampirina] A new backpack?

Thanks, Papa.

Here's a little gift
to take to your teacher

on your first day.

Ooh, a snapdragon.

Thanks, Mama.

[doorbell screaming]

That's Poppy.

[Oxana] Don't forget your lunch, darling.

It's your favorite.

Black jumping beans
with my secret spooky sauce.

Mmm, thanks!

-Goodbye, darling.
-Good luck!

[Demi] Have fun!

-[school bell ringing]
-[Poppy] Come on, Vee.

We'll show you where our classroom is.

Vee?

Right, a new classroom...

at a new school with new kids
in Pennsylvania.

Uh-oh, I think Vee's got
butterflies in her stomach

about her first day of school.

More like spiders in my stomach.

Just don't do anything weird
and you'll fit right in.

-I'm out.
-Don't worry, Vee. You'll be great.

Trust me, there's nothing
to be nervous about.

Except breaking the end of your pencil

or the lunch room running out of pizza

right before you get
to the front of the line.

Or raising your hand to go to the bathroom

right when the teacher's
asking for a volunteer

to speak in front of the whole school.

[groaning] I'm feeling nervous now.

But probably not as nervous as Vee.

It's okay, Vee.

Just think, you already have friends.

-Us.
-Okay, you're right.

Besides, it's not like
a vampire to be scared.

Let's do this.

[Poppy] That's our teacher, Mr. Gore.

[Vampirina] Wow, he's different from
my teacher in Transylvania.

But then, he had three heads.

You can sit next to me.

Here's your pencil box and spelling book.

Oh, and look, that's the class tree.

I bet you'll get to add your leaf today.

Wow, we definitely didn't have

anything like this in Transylvania.

[school bell ringing]

Oh, you must be Vampirina.

I am. Mr. Gore, this is for you.

It's from my mom's garden.

Why, thank you. How nice.

Give your mother my regar--
Whoa, whoa, what's that?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Oh, no!

Oh, dear, it's, um...

-lovely.
-[plant chomps]

And... and chompy.

Sorry, snapdragons can get pretty hungry.

That plant is super weird. I like it!

Everyone, everyone, this...
this is Vampirina.

She's a new student in our class.

[stammers] Why don't you tell the class
a little bit about yourself?

I'd love to.

-[kids exclaiming]
-Oh, my goodness.

[Vampirina] Whoops.

Sorry about that.

Guess I'm just used to flying around.

[Vampirina] I mean...

I'm just really excited.

I... I really do appreciate
your, um, enthusiasm.

Why don't you go ahead
and share slowly this time?

Hi, I'm Vee

from Transylvania.

I love ghost stories
and Scream Girl dolls,

-And playing this.
-[Edgar] Whoa.

What is that?

It's a spookylele.

No, I mean that.

[kids gasping, exclaiming]

-[girl] Did you see that?
-Whoa!

So sorry again.

Must be those jumping beans
my mom packed for lunch.

[sighs]

I don't know why I'm so nervous.

Even my lunch is jumpy.

You're doing great, Vee.

I bet art class will help you relax.

Really? I hope so.

Now remember, everyone, the assignment

is to paint something
that is special to you.

Here are all your art supplies, Vampirina.

Now why don't you make your leaf
for the class tree first?

Then you can start a painting.

You get to make your leaf, Vee.

We did that on our first day.

I bet your first day was better than mine.

I keep forgetting I'm not
in Transylvania anymore.

Oh, Vee, don't worry.

You'll get used to everything.

[sighs] Okay.

-[girls giggling]
-Ooh, great.

Now how about we take your picture,

and then we can pin your leaf
to the class tree, hmm?

As soon as your leaf is up there
you'll be an official member of our class.

[chuckling nervously] Now, uh...

[clears throat]
...give me a big old smile.

[camera shutters clicking]

-[both gasp]
-Oh, not batty.

I bet we got a good one.

Now let's print that puppy.

This is not good. I--

-Went batty.
-At school.

What if Mr. Gore caught me
as a bat on camera?

Oh, this just went from bad to batty.

Whoa.

Look at this awesome spaceship!

I'm gonna paint one just like this to go

-with my alien drawing.
-[Vee gasps]

My picture is printing.

Can I see that spaceship, too?

Aren't you drawing your cat?

Yeah, but it'll be a space scene.

Ms. Cuddlecakes
with an alien kitty on Mars.

Okay.

-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

Oh, no!

[Vee] I can't use this picture.

I was so excited for my first day.

Now I can't wait for it to be over.

I'll never be a part of this class.

Hold on, maybe we can take another picture

-before Mr. Gore sees.
-[Mr. Gore] Hey.

How's it looking?

Shall we add your leaf to the class tree?

Oh, uh, this one got...
jammed in the printer.

Can't use it.

Jammed? Oh, well, let me see.

[school bell ringing]

[groans] Sorry about that, Vee.

We're gonna have to put
your picture on the tree tomorrow.

Everyone, pack up for music class!

Oh, she's home!

[Demi] Vee's home!

[Boris] There she is.

Our supernatural scholar!

How was your first day, darling?

It was like a sunny day in Transylvania.

-[gasps] Oh, no.
-That's rough.

It was terrible.

I didn't do anything right.

I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

I went batty!

Woof, that is bad.

Well, don't worry, Vee.

It could've happened to any of us.

Bright lights startle lots of vampires.

[Boris] Just look at Uncle Dieter.

Your dad's right, Vee.

You should've seen old Dieter
back in the day.

He used to turn into a bat
every time a camera flashed.

[Boris] That's why most vampires
have their portraits painted.

I think paintings capture a vampire
is the most enchanting way.

They really do.

But everybody has a picture
on the class tree.

If I can't take a picture

I'll never be a real part of the class.

Maybe I shouldn't even
go to school at all.

Aww.

My poor baby batkins.

What should we do?

Hmm, I have an idea.

Just leave it to me.

[school bell ringing]

[Boris] Here we are.

Now all you have to do is go in there,

put your best wing forward

and try, try again.

[sighs] Okay, Papa, I'll try.

And here's one more thing.

[smooches]

A ghoul luck kiss.

Thanks, Mama.

Here I go.

Hi, Vee.

I was afraid you might not
want to come back to school.

Papa always says, "Try, try again."

So here I am.

Good, because I have a surprise for you.

I wasn't sure what to do
for my art project,

but then yesterday I got the perfect idea.

Is your idea as cool as my

out of this world alien painting?

Not exactly.

I painted a portrait of my new best friend

because Vee is special to me.

I love it!

This is my favorite picture
of myself, ever!

You really brought out
the blue in my cheeks.

-[chuckles]
-Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy,

this is just excellent.

An example of true friendship.

It really is.

Mr. Gore, can I use Poppy's painting

for my picture on the class tree?

Oh, well, I have my camera
ready right here

if you wanna take another picture.

-No!
-No!

-[both giggling]
-Oh.

Um, well, okay.

If you want to use Poppy's painting
I don't see why not.

I think school in Pennsylvania's
gonna be just fine.

[Poppy giggles]

[closing theme music]