01x05 - Little Terror/Super Natural

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Little Terror."

-[Boris] Big game today, Wolfie.
-[barks]

The Transylvania Trolls are gonna crush
The Frankenberg Spooks.

[Vampirina] I found it, Papa!

Fangtastic!

I can't watch
the championship fangball game

-without my championship hat.
-[Vampirina giggles]

Do you really think the Trolls
will win tonight, Papa?

If I know one thing
about the Trolls, it's...

[both] T is for Trolls!

Go, go, team!

Now let's hear your Transylvania scream!

[both yelling]

Oh, that scream makes my toes curl.

I love it.

I have thrilling news.

My sister, Olga, is coming to visit

and she's bringing little Nosferatu.

Aunt Olga's bringing my new baby cousin?

[giggles] Yay!

I knew you'd be excited.

Eh, you wouldn't mind

looking after little Nosy tonight,
would you, Boris?

Tonight? Biggest game of the year tonight?

Olga and I are going moon bathing.

Then for a nice twilight flight.

Hm, I do love playing batty cake.

But what about the fangball game, Papa?

I can watch Nosy.

I've always wanted to be a babysitter,

and a big sister.

-Please!
-[Wolfie barks]

I'll feed her and make sure
she takes a nap.

I bet Poppy and Bridget
would love to play with her, too.

Hmm, as long as Demi and Gregoria help,

I think you can handle it.

Yes! I promise I'll be
a ghouly good babysitter.

I'll go tell Demi and Gregoria.

Me, babysit a vampire?

Oh, girl, you're knocking
on the wrong rock.

Oh, come on.

Baby vampires are the cutest,
ghouliest, sweetest bats ever.

I took care of you as a baby, Vee.

And let me tell you,
baby vampires may be cute,

but they're a big handful.

-Don't worry. We'll have help with--
-[door opens]

Vampirina, I brought some baby toys
for your cousin to play with.

Oh, how cuddly and pink and human-y. Heh.

[giggles] Demi's right.

Baby vampires usually don't use
the same toys as human babies.

They're pretty different.

That's what I said.

-[doorbell screaming]
-They're here!

There she is.

-The cute as a newt nugget Nosy.
-[coos]

Isn't she? She has my eyes,

and her father's fang.

Can I hold her, Aunt Olga?

Of course.

Hello, Nosy.

I'm your big cousin, Vampirina.

I'm gonna take care of you.

-Yes, I am.
-[Nosy giggles]

Oh, yes, I am.

Isn't that just sweeter than slime?

Shall we head out
for some moon bathing, Olga?

Looks like the sun has finally set.

Sounds chilling.

We'll be back in a bite.

[chuckles] I mean, bit.

Have fun with Nosy, Vee.

She's an angel.

T is for Trolls. Go, go, team!

[girls laughing]

[Nosy cooing]

Look at her chubby, blue cheeks. [giggles]

And those itsy bitsy baby fangs.

-Yes, they are.
-Baby fangs?

She doesn't bite, does she?

No, she's a perfectly harmless

little baby-waby vampire.

That's what they want you to think.

Oh, Gregoria, how can you deny
this little fangy face?

Peek-a-boo!

-[laughing]
-[giggles]

Peek-a-boo! [giggles]

I guess she is, uh,

kinda, sorta...

okay, really cute!

Peek-a... you know, boo!

[giggling]

[all] Peek-a-boo!

-[Vampirina] Hello, Nosy.
-Peek-a-boo.

-Nosy.
-Peek-a-boo.

[Vampirina] Peek-a-boo?

Nosy? Where'd she go?

[Nosy laughing]

[gasps] Nosy, come down.

[Vampirina] Nosy?

See? I told you that cutie,
little patootie was trouble.

[Nosy coos]

Catch that baby!

[Demi] Whoa, everything is spinning!

-[giggles]
-[Poppy] Got you!

Whoa!

[Nosy laughs]

Aah!

She's too fast!

[Vampirina] Super fast!

[panting]

Oh, no.

[Nosy laughing]

[both] Aah!

-[Nosy gibbers]
-[notes play]

Maybe one of these baby toys
I brought will distract her.

Here, little Nosy.

Do you wanna play with this?

Yes, you do, do, do, do.

-[Nosy] Do, do, do!
-[piano notes play]

Oh, not good!

[Demi] I didn't know baby vampires
had super strength this young.

Of course they do.

Why do you think I've been warning you?

It's like I'm invisible or something.

I know invisible, ma'am,
and you are not invisible.

We just didn't listen to you.

Forget that. Just catch the baby.

Come here, Nosy.

How about a big hug from your big cousin?

[Nosy coos]

[thuds]

Ah, good thing I'm a ghost.

I would've been very squished.

There we go.

No more running, okay?

I didn't expect her to be so--

-Zoomy?
-Freakishly strong?

A typical vampire baby?

I guess not.

But I promised everyone
I'd take care of her,

so I wanna be the best babysitter I can.

I know what we can do.

Nosy needs something to calm her down.

Like this cozy hat.

[Nosy laughs]

Oh, oh!

What works for human babies

might not work for vampire babies.

Okay, not that.

But what about this bouncy ball?

[Nosy coos]

I see your point.

How about some dinner?

Vampire babies like to eat a lot.

When I was a baby,
I loved scary berries with milk.

-[giggling]
-There we go.

Everything's under control.

Whoa!

[slurps]

[Vampirina] Oh! Whoa!

[Demi] Baby batty attack!

Watch out!

How did I get myself into this?

[Nosy coos and laughs]

How am I supposed to feed Nosy

if she makes a monster-sized mess?

Maybe we should try feeding her
with the baby bottle instead.

Feeding babies with bottles always works.

But I don't think baby vampires
use bottles like humans.

I'm pretty sure they eat from cauldrons.

[Boris] Vampirina?

[gasps] My dad.

Oh, I don't want him to think

I'm not doing a good job babysitting.

[Boris] Hi, girls.
Time for a snack refill.

Already made one for you, Papa.

[Wolfie sniffing, whimpers]

How are the Trolls doing?

Close game.
How's it going in here with the--

-[all gasp]
-Uh-oh.

Little wittle Nosy.

You're being such a good baby, aren't you?

[Nosy cooing]

I guess.

She is being a good baby now.

I mean, of course, she is a good baby.

Then keep up the good work, batty sitters.

[Boris] I mean, babysitters.

Baby, batty sitters?

[giggles]

[sighs] I guess the worst is over.

So you think Nosy's batties
are finally gone?

She looked calmed down to me.

I bet it's time for her nap.

Oh, no. Not again.

-[Wolfie howling]
-[Bridget screams]

What was that?

It sounds like Wolfie,
but that's not possible

because he's with Boris.

He probably just had some...

[gasps] milk!

You mean Wolfie drank the milk

and turned into a...

-[Wolfie howling]
-[all] Werewolf!

Demi, Gregoria, find Wolfie.

We'll find Nosy.

[gasps] There she is!

[Nosy coos]

Nosy, Nosy!

[Vampirina] Nosy, no!

-[Vampirina panting]
-[Demi] Here, doggy, doggy!

[Gregoria] Wolfie!

[Wolfie howls]

Is it just me,

or are those new mummy mums
Oxana planted howling?

That's not the flowers. It's...

[both] Wolfie!

Uh, we found him!

And we found Nosy... up there.

[Nosy coos, laughs]

[Wolfie] Huh?

-Whee!
-[Wolfie laughs]

-Here, Nosy.
-Nosy!

[Poppy] Come to Poppy.

[Gregoria] Sit!

-Come on, baby.
-Come here.

-[Vampirina] Come here.
-[Wolfie groans]

Oh, what are we gonna do?

Mom and Aunt Olga will be home soon.

[sighs] I really am the worst
baby and batty sitter ever.

Don't worry. I have one more idea.

But it's another thing
we always do with human babies.

Human, vampire, zombie, canine.

If it works, it works!

Demi's right. I'll do anything
to be a good babysitter.

Then all you have to do is sing.

♪ Hush-a-bye Nosy ♪

♪ Lay down your head ♪

♪ It's time to sleep ♪

♪ In your vampire bed ♪

♪ You shouldn't swing ♪

♪ From the strange chandelier ♪

♪ Or lift the piano ♪

♪ 'Cause nighttime is here ♪

♪ We know most vampires nap in the day ♪

♪ But do us a favor ♪

♪ And sleep anyway ♪

♪ Rest little Nosy ♪

♪ Count zombie sheep ♪

♪ And drift oh so softly ♪

♪ To spooktacular sleep ♪

[Nosy snoring]

Wow, it really worked.

I can't believe it.

She looks so calm.

And so cute!

What? I may be made of stone,

but I guess I have a soft spot
for the babies.

Thanks for your help.

Maybe vampire and human babies
aren't that different after all.

Just like vampire and human friends.

Now she'll be nice and cozy.

[Oxana] We're home!

How's my little Nosy?

Yes, Trolls win!

-[Olga and Oxana] Shh!
-Uh...

[softly] I mean, Trolls win.

[Olga] Oh, she's sound asleep.

I knew you'd be a fangtastic babysitter.

Thanks, but I couldn't have done it
without Poppy.

She knew what to do.

She got Nosy to sleep with a lullaby.

And a shockingly pink teddy bear?

Babies love teddy bears.

Humans and vampires.

[chuckling]I guess so.

Thank you for watching my Nosy.

She really is a little angel.

An angel? That's one way to put it.

Me, I'd call her something more like...

super, duper cute.

[girls giggling]

[Vampirina] "Super Natural."

[Vampirina] Eight Transylvania,
nine Transylvania,

ten Transylvania!

Ready or not, here I come!

[giggles] Gotcha!

You get me every time.

You'd think I hadn't been playing
this game

for the past 400 years.

[laughs] Found you too, Demi.

Oh, I'm a ghost.

I should be really good
at Hide and Shriek.

But you always find me, Vee.

You know all the hiding places.

[doorbell screaming]

[chuckles] We're going to have
to play later.

Mama said we have two guests coming.

-The Spookmans.
-Spookmans?

Sounds like our kind of folks.

[Demi] I can't wait to see who it is.

Witches? Ooh, zombies?

Mummies? Werewolves?

You know, we haven't had a troll
in a while.

Could be trolls!

Let's not overwhelm our new guests.

-Good afternoon, sir.
-Humans?

Uh, uh, humid? [chuckles nervously]

Boy, it sure is humid out here.

Right on. We booked a room for tonight.

This is the Scare B&B, right?

Of course it is, and you booked a room.

Here at the Scare B&B.

Will you excuse me one moment?

We just need to tidy up.

[Demi] Humans?

And I spent all morning
baking cobweb cupcakes.

Okay, you all know what to do.

Time to de-scare the house.

Human guest emergency protocol.

-Whoops.
-Oh!

[alarm ringing, growling]

[tune playing, tune stops]

Hello! Are the guests here?

I will cook them a masterpiece!

Table side, along
with a full song and dance.

Slight change of plans, Chef.

The guests are humans, so...

I must go to the basement.

My genius only to be eaten and not seen.

Au revoir.

Thirty-four seconds.

That's a new family record.

All right, everyone,
now that we're prepared for humans,

just act like the totally
normal family that we are.

Sorry, nerves.

Everything's hidden away, Papa.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Boris] I am so sorry for the wait.

Hi, I'm Vampirina,

and this is my mom, Oxana.

Hi, there.

And you already met my dad, Boris.

[chuckles] I'm Curt.

Hey. Gilbert.

Hello!

Hello. [chuckles]

Ooh, yes, a little slug in my voice there.

Uh, I should take you upstairs.

-Show you your room.
-Oh, that's a lovely idea.

[Curt] This place is rad.

And it's so spooky.

Totally spooky.

Really, is it?

Feels pretty homey to me.

No, we know spooky.

See, we see a lot of it
in our line of work.

And whoa, yours is by far the spookiest.

Well, I'm sure you guys are hungry.

Should I tell Mama
you're ready for dinner?

Oh, thanks, but no. No time to eat.

Tons of work to do.

What exactly do you do?

We're ghost chasers.

Ghost chasers?

We travel the country trying
to get pictures of ghosts.

Have you ever seen one?

Not yet, but we know they exist,

and we are pretty sure

we're gonna find some in your place.

We saw your house on a web show

called "Weekly Weirdness"
by Edgar Peepleson.

Thanks a lot, Edgar.

He totally thinks your house is haunted,

and our special sensors
will be able to tell us

if there really is a ghost here.

So one thing's for sure,
if there is a ghost living here,

we're gonna find it.

-Uh, it is okay for us to look around?
-[yawns]

[Vampirina chuckles nervously]

Why wouldn't it be?

It's not like we have anything to hide.

Mama, Papa, we need to talk.

Don't worry, honey,
I'm making the eyeball soup

without the eyeballs this time,

just how humans like it.

Our guests aren't here for dinner.

They're here to find Demi.

They are? I knew I liked those guys.

I mean, what can I say?

Everyone wants a little Demi.

Well, they want more than a little.

They want a lot.

They're ghost chasers,

which means they're here
to find ghosts like you, Demi.

Ghost chasers!

-That's bad, right?
-Yes.

-They have sensors and cameras--
-Cameras?

Well, I do love getting my picture taken
from the proper angle.

Don't you get it?

If they get a picture of you,

we won't be able to live a normal,
quiet life here in Pennsylvania.

They'll never leave us alone.

It's true. We just want to fit in here.

Besides, they might try to take you away.

Take me away? I don't wanna go away!

Oh, hide me! Don't let them take me!

♪ You've been my family
Through hundreds of years ♪

♪ The only souls I've ever trusted ♪

♪ A life without you
Is the worst of my fears ♪

♪ You've got to hide this ghost ♪

♪ Before he gets ghost busted ♪

♪ Don't let them take me away ♪

♪ I'd miss the creaking ♪

♪ Don't let them take me away ♪

♪ And hide and shrieking ♪

♪ It may be foolish
But I'm not too ghoulish ♪

♪ To say ♪

♪ Oh please don't let them take me away ♪

♪ We're spooks of a feather ♪

♪ So keep us together ♪

♪ 'Cause all that I'm wanting's ♪

♪ A lifetime of haunting ♪

♪ With you and you ♪

♪ And yes, Gregoria, even you ♪

♪ Don't let them take me away ♪

♪ From all you gave me ♪

♪ Don't let them take me away ♪

♪ You've gotta save me ♪

♪ See where I'm leading, I'm pleading ♪

♪ Yes I'm down here
On my non-existent knees ♪

♪ Please don't let them take me away ♪

[sighs]

Relax. Everything will be okay.

-It will?
-For us.

But you're definitely toast.

Gregoria, Demi isn't getting taken

because he's not getting caught, right?

Of course he's not.

We can ask the ghost chasers to leave.

But then they'll know
we're hiding something

and become more suspicious.

In that case, we'll just have
to keep Demi hidden.

It can't be that hard.

After all, we're used
to keeping him hidden from humans.

[devices beeping]

[devices whirring]

Humans who don't have gidgety gadgets

that can track your every ghostly breath.

[gasps] Don't let them get me.

[whimpering] Please!

Don't worry, Demi.

Lucky for us, I know some hiding places.

[devices beeping]

[Demi] Are you sure about this?

[Vampirina] They'll never
find us under here.

No wonder you always win
at Hide and Shriek.

[giggles] Guess I'll have to find
a new hiding spot for the game.

I'm sorry, Vee.

It's okay, Demi.

You're totally worth it.

I just wish it were a little--
a little less...

-Oh, no!
-[sneezing] Dusty.

[Curt] Check it out. I got something.

-It's coming from under this floorboard.
-[device beeping]

[Boris] Uh, forgot to vacuum this week.

[chuckles]

[beeping intensifies]

Aw, false alarm.

[devices beeping]

[Demi] I still don't know
about this hiding thing.

As long as we stay still,
they won't find us.

-Uh-oh.
-What's wrong?

Oh, I've got an itch. A bad itch.

-[Vampirina] Where?
-[Demi] My back. My back!

-[Vampirina] Hold still.
-[Curt] Oh, there it is again!

It's coming from the vase.

[TV announcer] Welcome back
to Monster Chef Junior.

Next up, a young dragon with high hopes

of opening her own
Transylvanian restaurant.

Oh, I just love these cooking shows.

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

We need to hide.

[devices beeping and whirring]

Uh-uh, not in here.

I'm not gonna be a sitting ghost.

I have to get out of this room!

No, Demi!

I am for sure getting some spooky,
scary vibes around here.

Ghost!

A ghost? That's impossible.

We have got to get the camera.

Camera, really?

Isn't it better to keep
your memories right here?

What? No way, dude!

There is a ghost in this house,

and we are not leaving
until we get a video of it.

Oh, no, they spotted Demi.

Demi! Demi?

We can see you.

I really should be better
at not being seen.

Are you okay, Demi?

Oh. Everyone's been working so hard
to keep me hidden,

but it seems I'm really bad
at staying hidden.

Now they're gonna catch me
and I'm never...

[crying] never gonna see any of you again.

We're not going to let them catch you.

Oh, why bother?

I'm sure you could find a ghost
a lot less trouble than me.

Not cuter, but less trouble.

We don't want another ghost, Demi.

-We want you.
-Uh, hold on.

We don't want to at least
see what's out there?

No, Gregoria.

We all love Demi just how he is.

Yeah, deep down in my stones
I know it's true.

Thanks, that means a lot,

but you heard the brothers.

They're not leaving until they find me.

If a ghost is what they want,

then a ghost is what we'll give them.

It can't have gone too far.

Look! Ooh!!

[Curt] Are you getting this?

-Boo!
-[both screaming]

[Curt giggles] Dude, you got us.

We thought you were the-- ghost!

[Wolfie panting]

-[Wolfie barks]
-[both scream]

Surprise!

[laughs] Ah, I can't believe
we fell for that.

-[ghostly moans]
-[both scream]

Now that is definitely a ghost!

Ooh!

Gotcha!

Okay, I see what's going on here.

You do?

This house isn't haunted, bro.

It's just decorated to look that way.

[Curt] What a rockin' spooky theme,

but we're not gonna find anything
actually haunted here.

Come on, I think that place in Hackensack
is totally the real deal.

[Oxana] Sorry you didn't find a ghost,

but we're still very happy
you took the time to come out.

Come out?

Yes, we did it!

And you weren't talking
about me, were you?

[both laugh]

You almost got us again.

Dude, a ghost wearing a bowtie?

It's not realistic, but it sure is funny.

Erase the footage, Gilbert.

There's nothing abnormal here.

Thanks for coming!

You bet! We'll be telling all our friends

that the service here is spooktacular.

Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha! We did it!

They didn't get me!

We'd never let anything happen
to you, Demi.

Being a ghost and all,
most people will never know that I exist,

but I sure am glad that I do.

[chuckles] We are too, Demi.

We are, too.

[closing theme music]