01x07 - Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Bone Appetit."

Hi, Mama. How's it going?

Spook-tacular. Couldn't be better.

In five, four, three, two, one.

-[poofs]
-[Poppy] What was that?

[Demi] Clean-up on aisle ten!

Okay, it's not true.
It's not spook-tacular at all.

What's wrong, Mama?

Oh, I told Mr. Froufington
I'd cook him dinner.

Who's Mr. Froufington?

He's a guest at the Scare B&B,

and he's a human.

[chuckling] Is being a human
really so bad?

No, but Oxana's cooking is.

I heard that...

and it's dreadfully true.

I don't know what humans like to eat.

And he says he's a foodie.

That just means he really likes food.

Really good food. Cooked really well.

I don't wanna brag, but I'm a foodie, too.

Of course. Your mother loves to cook.

Yep, and I love to cook with her.

So what are you going to try now?

I don't know, but it has to be good.

My Scare B&B is still new.

Bad review could scare away customers.

Oh, wait, I know what I can try.

-Fried ghoul green tomato soufflé.
-[squelches]

Ew.

Well, it's not my prettiest soufflé,
or the best-smelling.

It's not how it looks or smells.

It's how it tastes,

so let's try it.

[grunting]

Well, at least Penelope likes it.

She eats anything,
so that's not really saying much.

[burps]

Ooh, I can taste hints of...

a pile of stinky socks
sitting outside in the rain!

-[groans]
-I'll make something else.

Oh!

-Oh, bats.
-[girls coughing]

The monster mashed potato pie
is a teensy bit burnt,

but maybe it's still tasty.

Not even Penelope likes it?

Now that's saying something.

Oh, just admit it.

[sighs] I'm not a fantastic cook at all.

You're not a fantastic cook at all.

But we love you anyway. [chuckles]

-We sure do.
-[Mr. Froufington] Yoo-hoo!

Is everything okay in here, Oxana?

That's him, our guest.

Uh, everything is great.

-[thunder rumbles]
-Just... [gasps]

cooking up a storm.

Can I get a little taste?

Of the house?

Of course you can.

Let me show you around.

Guys, Mama really needs some help.

If only Poppy's mom was here.

She could do the cooking.

Someone else doing the cooking?

Bridget, that's a great idea!

I must say, I make a mean stone soup.

[sniffs] Ew.

It's an acquired taste.

Oh, oh! I know who can help!

I'll be right back in a ghost's flash.

That was close.

I sent Mr. Froufington off
to explore the neighborhood.

But I still don't have anything
to serve him,

and dinnertime is coming.

I can't cook under this much pressure.

-Or ever.
-[Demi] Good thing you won't have to.

[Bridget] A skeleton chef?

That's surprising.

Allow me to introduce you to...

Chef Remy Bones.

Pleased to meet you, chef.

[all] Hi, there.

[in French accent]
The pleasure is all yours.

I am the best skeleton chef
in all of the catacombs of Paris.

Oh, Chef Remy cooked
one of my best meals ever.

-Mwah!
-One of your best?

Don't you mean the best?

I do. So, Chef Remy can cook
for our new guest.

Great idea.

And Poppy can taste it
to make sure it's delicious

for a human foodie.

Anything I can do to help.

Thank you, my lovelies.

And thank you, chef.

As long as you're cooking,

I'm going to do something I'm good at.

Snip flowers from the garden
for the dinner table.

But not before I cover all of you
in vampire kisses.

First, we clean.

Chef Remy Bones needs a clean workspace.

I got this.

Now I will cook something
spook-tacular for you.

Eh, you will love it.

-I feel it in my bones.
-[laughs]

Feel it in your bones.

Good one, see, 'cause he's a skeleton,

and the bones...

I am not laughing.

Of course. Well, maybe you're just
missing your funny bone.

[laughs] Really? No?

Well, why don't I just zip it
and you cook.

♪ You're here in the presence
of the monster who haunts ♪

♪ The spookiest kitchens
Of the best restaurants ♪

♪ With eerie hors d'oeuvres
Or the mysterious croissants ♪

♪ Why, it is Chef Remy Bones ♪

♪ Observe then the master
Of the finest cuisine ♪

♪ Bone-chillingest chef
That Transylvania has seen ♪

♪ Who once cooked for Bigfoot ♪

♪ And the zombie king and queen ♪

♪ Yes, it is Chef Remy Bones ♪

♪ Chop, chop, plop it on the stovetop ♪

♪ Pop in half a cup--stop ♪

♪ Boil it, broil it
Oops, my arms fell off again ♪

♪ And sauté, poach, and pare, puree ♪

♪ Fricassee and flambé, spider soufflé ♪

♪ Blend it, baste it something vicious ♪

♪ Now that's delicious ♪

♪ So watch as each carrot
Is impeccably sliced ♪

♪ The spell-ery's chopped
And the spook-ini is diced ♪

♪ Creating a meal that's fit
For any poltergeist ♪

♪ And now the secret spicings ♪

♪ That will make it more enticing ♪

♪ You toss in some claws
And then you turn up the heat ♪

♪ A cup full of goo
And ooh la la, it's so sweet ♪

♪ Some scales and some cobwebs ♪

♪ And it's time to eat the tasty treat ♪

♪ That makes a meal complete,
So come and have a seat ♪

♪ I say bone appetit ♪

♪ All thanks to Chef Remy Bones ♪

Remy Bones!

Presenting bone soup.

Bone appetit. [chuckles]

Chef, I think this has too many bones
for a human.

Definitely too many bones for a Bridget.

That's me.

I'm Bridget, and just no.

Nope. Uh-uh. But thanks anyway.

The thing is, Chef Remy,

we need a dish humans can eat, and like.

Fine. I will cook you another dish,

perhaps one that is more boring.

So what you making now, Chef Bones?

[chuckles] Eyeball pizza.

I can't eat something
that's staring at me.

What? You must be...

how you say, pulling my leg bone.

Fine. [sighs]

I will cook something else.

[Demi] Yep, that's probably a good idea.

Stinky centuries-old eggs.

That smells awful!

Oh, thank you.

No. Stinky is bad, Chef Remy.

Oh! But that is the whole point.

It is called stinky centuries-old eggs!

I cannot work this way.

You will never love my cooking,

and I cook with my heart.

-Really?
- Oui. Yes.

I cook with love, and I love to cook.

But I must admit, I failed this challenge.

And now I shall go.

Adieu. Goodbye.

Chef, don't go!

-We need you.
-Please stay.

I'm sure you're a great chef
for a monster chef, Remy.

It's just that humans
like different things.

Poppy, maybe you could cook
something humans would like,

so that Chef Remy can get some ideas.

Oh, I do not know.

I have never worked
with another cook before.

Think of all the humans you can add
to your huge fan club

if you learn what they like.

[sigh] That is a good point.

Hmm.

[foreboding music]

Fine.

Mademoiselle Poppy,
let's make something magnifique!

Presenting macaroni and cheese.

-Yummy!
-I love mac and cheese.

[scoffs] Cheese and noodles?

Where is the pizzazz?

Where is the love?

That looks so boring. I will not serve it.

Oh, come on, chef, just try it.

It might not look as strange
as your food, Chef Remy,

but humans everywhere
adore mac and cheese.

[cawing]

[Vampirina] What are we gonna do?

It's going to be dinnertime soon,

and Mama's counting on us.

Chef, won't you please try Poppy's meal?

Only if Mademoiselle Poppy tries mine.

You know, I've had to try lots
of new things

since moving to Pennsylvania.

Some things I liked.

Others, not so much.

But I had to at least try it to know.

Chef Remy, being a great chef
means trying new dishes, right?

That is all true.

Poppy, don't you always say a true foodie
loves to try all kinds of new food?

Yeah.

So why don't you at least
try each other's food,

so we can make our guests
the best meal we can.

You are right.

It is about the guest.

I will try if you will.

Okay. I'll try, too.

For you, chef, Poppy's mac and cheese.

And for you, Poppy,

Chef Remy Bone's centuries-old eggs.

Well, here it goes.

Hmm.

This macaroni and cheese is, um...

[chewing]

most definitely delicious!

Wow, these eggs may be centuries old,

but they taste great today.

[all cheering]

Do you two think
you can make a dish together?

I was not sure, but now I say,

oui, yes.

Chef Remy and Chef Poppy.

I like the sound of that.

Are we almost ready?

Mr. Froufington is back, and hungry.

Chef Remy and Chef Poppy
are gonna work together.

I think we are finally
on the same menu page.

Presenting macaroni and cheese,

baked with centuries-old eggs,

and crusted with dead crumbs.

-That's bread crumbs.
-Uh, bread crumbs.

Mmm!

Oxana, this is one
of the most delicious meals

I've ever tasted.

The flavor profile is so creative.

It's served in a skeleton's hand?

[foreboding music]

[chuckling] How delightful.

-Two thumbs up for originality.
-[sighs]

I must say, Oxana,
this meal is a foodie's dream.

Just the right mix of ingredients
made in just the right way.

I'm so happy you like it.

Would it be rude to ask for seconds?

Oh, I think it would be rude not to.

Oh, he loved it.

-[cheering]
-We did it!

Chef Remy, you really are the kind of chef

that puts himself into his meals.

You really deserve a hand.

[chuckling] Oh, I do deserve
a hand, don't I?

Oh, but I must say, so do you, cher Poppy.

So do you.

[all applaud, laugh]

[Vampirina] "Woodchuck Woodsies."

[Vampirina] A-one, a-two,
a-one, two, three, four.

[playing rock music]

Whoops!

[Poppy] Hey, Vee, what is this?

These kind of look like
Woodchuck Woodsie badges.

Oh.

This is my Ghoul Guide sash
from back in Transylvania.

My friends and I
were all part of the group.

What kind of things did you do?

Oh, the usual stuff.

We learned Frankensteinian limb stitching,

did monster community service,

and even organized
a cauldron recycling drive.

If we got really good at something,
we'd earn a badge.

Like the one I earned
for my bandage-wrapping skills

at the old mummies' home
where I volunteered.

And this is my monster cookie badge
for selling the most cookies.

Well, Poppy and Iare Woodchuck Woodsies,

and we sell cookies, too.

And we do community service
at my grandpa's retirement home.

Ghoul Guides are all about
monsters helping monsters.

We always say, be a monster of a helper.

Ghoul Guides and Woodchuck Woodsies
sound pretty much the same to me.

Except for the spooky and monster-y part.

Vee, you should join
our Woodchuck Woodsie troop.

And today is perfect,
'cause it's Badge Bonanza Day.

The one day a year we get
to show off our skills,

and see how many badges we can earn.

I'm in.

I miss being a Ghoul Guide,

and I was scary good at it.

Maybe I'll get some badges.

-Yeah, you will.
-So excited.

[Poppy]See you at the park.

[Poppy] Vee, you're here.

-I am so excited.
-Me, too.

What's in the backpack?

My Ghoul Guide kit.

It has everything a Ghoul Guide needs.

[Vampirina] And hopefully, everything
a Woodchuck Woodsie needs, too.

A Ghoul Guide is always prepared.

Well, good! So are Woodchuck Woodsies.

Vee, I was delighted when Poppy told me
you wanted to join our troop.

We take great pride in being
the Woodchuck Woodsies of Pennsylvania.

We are honest, kind, and helpful,

and Woodsies never give up.

Do you have what it takes?

You bet your bat tails I do!

Oh. [giggles]

That's what we used to say
in Ghoul Guides.

That's the kind of enthusiasm
I like in my Woodsies.

Here's your brand-new sash.

Woodchuck Woodsies, gather, please.

Welcome to Badge Bonanza!

As you know, earning badges is not easy.

But today, you'll get to show off
the skills you've been working on,

and have a chance to raise money
for our camping trip.

Who's ready to show off their skills?

[all] Me!

Woodchuck Woodsies, kind and strong,

friends forever, we'll sing this song,

Woodchuck Woodsies, proud and true,

we never give up,
Woodsie whoo, whoo, whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, that always makes me happy.

Okay, Woodsies, our first
Badge Bonanza activity is...

bird calling!

[Poppy] Blue jays spotted
at twelve o'clock.

[whistling]

-[imitating blue jay]
-[blue jays chirping]

Wow, you really know your birds.

Your turn, Vee.

I was pretty great at this
as a Ghoul Guide.

[shrill screech]

[scrams] Bats?

Aren't they cute?

Uh, Vee, Woodchuck Woodsies
usually only call birds.

That's why it's called the Bird Badge,

not the Bat Badge.

Oh!

I guess bird calling and bat calling
are totally different.

Bridget, Poppy, I saw blue jays
fluttering over here.

Vee, how's your calling going?

Oh, my!

Sorry. Things got
a little batty over here.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, they certainly did.

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you'll do better
at the next activity.

I really thought my bat call
would get me a badge.

Don't feel too bad.

We had to practice a lot
before we got good at bird calling.

You're right.

A Ghoul Guide doesn't give up this easily.

Neither does a Woodsie.

[giggles] Right. A Woodsie.

[Edna] Well done, Woodsies.

Congratulations to my Poppy,
Bridget, and Renee.

You've earned the Blue Jay Badge!

[girls cheering]

Now who's ready to show
they know how to bandage an injury?

I'm excited for this one.

That's top-notch bandaging,
my little Poppy.

Bandage me up.

And that's what we call the mummy wrap.

Uh, you're really good at bandaging me.

Maybe too good?

How did I do?

Um, well, I, I, I've never seen
a Woodsie wrap someone so...

thoroughly. [giggles]

Yeah.

This is how I did it in Transylvania.

Well, you see, that's not how
we bandage for minor scrapes.

Does that mean I didn't earn
a bandaging badge?

Not this time, dear.

But I know you'll get better
at bandaging Pennsylvania style

with a little more practice.

I was sure I was gonna get that one.

It's okay, Vee.

I know you'll earn a badge today.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Maybe one at un-bandaging.

-Oops, sorry, Bridget.
-Ah!

Congratulations, Woodsies.

Poppy and Tiffany,
you've earned bandaging badges.

[cheering]

Don't worry, you Woodsies
who didn't earn a badge.

There's more Badge Bonanza to come.

[Edna] Gardening is next!

You've got this, Vee.
You garden with your mom.

You're right.

I know ghoulish gardening
better than the back of my bat wings.

Ooh, we've got some future gardeners
blossoming over here.

All done.

[Vampirina] The twigs
really bring out his teeth.

[screaming] Monster!!

Uh, I...

that is the most interesting
gardening technique I've ever seen.

Usually, we leave the blossoms
on the bush, dear.

I didn't earn a gardening badge, did I?

Well, no.

But we have one more activity.

I believe in you, Vampirina Hauntley.

I was really good at being a Ghoul Guide.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Don't worry, we still have
one more activity.

[Edna] Woodsies, gather, please!

Gardening badges go
to Bridget, Poppy, Renee,

-Roxanne and Tiffany.
-[girls cheer]

I was scary good as a Ghoul Guide,

but just scary as a Woodchuck Woodsie.

[Edna] And now it's time for the final
Badge Bonanza activity.

Selling cookies.

Remember, we're raising money
for our camping trip.

Ready to sell cookies, Vee?

Vee's gone.

That looks like Vee's sash.

-Vee!
-Where are you?

[Vampirina] Up here.

[shrieks] Bat!

-It's Vee.
-Oh, right. Hi, Vee.

What were you doing up there?

And why'd you take off your sash?

I don't think I make
a very good Woodchuck Woodsie.

I was so excited to earn badges,

but I didn't earn any.

Maybe I should just go home.

You can't quit.

Woodsies don't let each other give up.

And neither do friends.

You're Vee. You try new things
even if they're a little scary.

♪ So your plans have not worked out ♪

♪ You're feeling dreary ♪

♪ Everybody thinks of quitting
Now and then ♪

♪ But remember that old
Woodchuck Woodsie theory ♪

♪ If at first you don't succeed ♪

♪ Why, then you try and try again ♪

♪ Sure, the road you're walking on ♪

♪ It may grow rougher ♪

♪ When the going's getting tough ♪

♪ The tough get so much tougher ♪

♪ Woodsies always say,
"Carry on, you'll be okay" ♪

♪ That's the wisdom
Of the Woodchuck Woodsie way ♪

♪ Well, we know a Woodchuck
Woodsie when we see one ♪

♪ And it couldn't be much clearer, Vee ♪

♪ You're meant to be one ♪

♪ Wear that badge with pride ♪

♪ With your friends right by your side ♪

♪ If you stick it out ♪

♪ You're sure to win the day ♪

♪ That's the wisdom
Of the Woodchuck Woodsie way ♪

♪ The Woodchuck Woodsie way ♪

You really think I'd make
a good Woodchuck Woodsie?

We know it.

Plus, you can't leave
before cookie-selling time.

We have a camping trip to raise money for.

Okay, I'm in.

You know, you're the best friends
a vampire could ask for.

How are we supposed to raise money
for our camping trip

if we haven't sold any cookies yet?

And how are we supposed to sell cookies
if no one wants them?

That lady says she already has a bunch
exactly like these at home.

[Bridget] Oh, what should we do?

In Ghoul Guides, we baked
Monster Mallo cookies

with creamy sprinkles and mummy bears.

Those sound kind of scary...

and yummy at the same time.

Everybody loved them even more
when they were decorated.

They tasted the same, but the decorations
made them ghouly good.

But since nothing
I've done today has worked.

Vee, that's it.

Decorating the cookies is an amazing idea.

But how are we going to decorate them?

A Ghoul Guide is always prepared.

-[Poppy] It looks even yummier.
-[Bridget] Cute [giggles]!

Monster cookies. Isn't that creative?

I'll take a box of those, please.

One box chompin' right up.

I mean, coming right up.

Those cookies look good enough to eat!

Ooh, a little spooky, but I'll eat 'em.

Oh, these are so good.

Aw, this is great.

I can't believe it!

We've sold all the cookies!
Every last crumb.

In all my years leading
the Woodchuck Woodsies,

we've never sold out of cookies ever!

It was all because of Vee's brilliant idea

to decorate the cookies
with funny monster faces.

[Edna] I am so proud of you, Vee.

Woodsies, gather, please!

Oh, Woodchuck Woodsies,

Badge Bonanza Day has been a huge success!

[all cheering]

We did it!

And now, for the final badge.

Our cookie success today is all thanks
to one Woodsie superstar.

[Edna] Vampirina.

Her confidence and creativity

helped us sell a record number
of Woodsie cookies.

I am proud to give you your first official

Woodchuck Woodsie badge.

You have earned the Cookie Cadet badge!

I did? I really did?

Thank you.

[girls cheering]

I can't believe it. My first badge.

We're so proud of you, Vee.

For getting your badge,
and for not giving up.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Welcome to the Pennsylvania
Woodchuck Woodsies, Vee.

Thanks for believing in me, Miss P.

I'm proud to call myself

a Pennsylvanian Woodchuck Woodsie.

[all] Woodchuck Woodsies, kind and strong,

friends forever, we'll sing this song,

Woodchuck Woodsies, proud and true,

we never give up, Woodsie whoo,whoo, whoo!

[girls laughing, cheering]

[closing theme music]