01x09 - Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Vampire Weekend."

Whoo, it's raining like bats
and frogs out there!

Bat-tastic, isn't it?

Oxana will be so excited.

You know how much she loves
the doom and gloom.

Perfect for a day out.

And what do you two have planned
for your spook-iful evening?

Dinner and a scary movie!

[laughs]

It's always hilarious to see

what humans think us monsters are like.

Oxana, my dear, are you ready?

Just finished.

The girls were helping me pick a perfume.

We went with Frog's Breath.

Doesn't she look pretty, Papa?

Beautiful!
Your mom doesn't look a day over 500!

Oh, you! Stop it!

Uh, now, Vee and Poppy,

remember, Demi and Gregoria are in charge.

We'll be back late,
so go to bed when they tell you.

-We will!
-Okay.

And since it's a full moon tonight,

we put Wolfy in his crate
for when he transforms.

Make sure he doesn't get out.

-Roger that!
-You can count on us!

Have a fun sleepover.

See you tonight!

We love you.

So much for drawing

with sidewalk chalk outside.

What should we do?

Back in Transylvania,

I loved exploring on rainy days.

Demi, Gregoria, can we go to the attic?

Well, sounds eerie.

I like it! Explore away.

-Yes! Thanks!
-Whoo-hoo!

Uncle Dieter left a lot
of crazy stuff up here.

Maybe we'll find some treasure!

Let's look in these!

I still can't get over
how cool your super speed is, Vee!

I would love to be a vampire.

Well, maybe if we find
one of my dad's old capes,

you can play vampire dress-up.

Yeah, I guess.

Find anything?

Frankenstein neck bolts? No.

Extra mummy wrapping? Boring!

Three-eyed monster sunglasses?

Monstrously stylish!

Hmm.

Oh!

Wow!

Poppy, what is it?

Those are spook-tacular!

Did Uncle Dieter leave these, too?

I have no idea, but they match!

And it looks like they connect, too!

Perfect for two best friends.

Well, we're BFFs,
so we should try them on!

Whoa!

What was that?

Poppy? You're--!

And you look like...!

Wait, am I--?

I don't know, but I think I'm--

-A vampire!
-A human!

Do you think it has something to do
with the necklaces?

All I know is
something spooky is going on.

We better go get Demi and Gregoria.

[whistling]

[chuckling]

[Vampirina panting] Demi!

Hi, screamyheads!

I was just putting out some milk
and cookies!

Or "spookies," as I like to call them.

Wait a minute!

There's something different
about the two of you.

-Uh-huh!
-Right!

You got... haircuts?

-Nope!
-No. Oh, oh!

New shoes, huh?

No!

Oh, I got it! Braces!

[both] Demi!

[Gregoria] They've switched.

Galloping ghouls, you're right!

Poppy, you've got the healthy
pale glow of a vampire,

and Vee, your look is so human-chic!

What happened?

That's what we wanna know!

Sounds like full moon pendants.

You mean these?

Yup, those are the ones.

There's special necklaces
that cause switching magic

when there's gonna be a full moon.

But not to worry, girls.

As soon you as connect the pendants again,

you'll switch back
to your old selves lickety-spirit!

That's good, but how do you two
know so much about full moon pendants?

Gregoria and I accidentally put them on

a couple hundred years ago
and switched just like you did!

Let's just say I rock the gargoyle look,

but Gregoria, um... not so much.

The less said about the whole thing,
the better.

I did not like being a ghost.

They're so fluttery and see-through.

Whoa! What can I say?

It's not easy being breezy.

[laughing]

Well, we should
probably switch back then, huh?

Wait, Poppy! You were just saying how much
you wanted to be vampire!

Now's your chance!

That's true!

And I've always wanted
to feel like a human kid.

♪ Look at me ♪

♪ See what I can do ♪

♪ I'm a little less human ♪

♪ A lot more blue ♪

♪ So I'll zip and zoom ♪

♪ All around the room ♪

♪ And turn into a bat ♪

♪ Holy cow! Look what I can do now ♪

♪ Picture me as I run and play ♪

♪ On the sunniest beach
on a bright summer day ♪

♪ Though my pearly whites
have a bit less bite ♪

♪ I'll never get the batties ♪

♪ Oh, wow! Look what I can do now ♪

♪ I can flap my wings
and then take to flight ♪

♪ I can sleep so easily
Through the night ♪

♪ I'll be like the monsters
In books I've read ♪

♪ I can try garlic bread! ♪

♪ Look what I can do now ♪

♪ Look what I can do now ♪

♪ Look what I can do now ♪

Huh? Aah!

Uh-oh!

Oh, I know that look.

-Achoo!
-It's the batties!

Aah! I'm a bat! Oh, now I'm me!

Uhh! Ohh! Hey! Whoa!

I don't think I have
the hang of flying yet!

Just try and control your wings!

Flap them at the same time.

[groaning]

Mayday! Bat down!

Bottle down!

At least it can't get any worse.

-[barking]
-[both gasp]

[slurping]

[howls]

Oh! Why can't I keep
my adorable mouth shut?

[snuffles]

[all] No!

At least Wolfy can't open the--

[door squeaks]

[Demi] And there he goes.

Oh, no!

I am cursed!

Which is usually a fine quality
in a ghost, but aah!

We were so worried about
Wolfy and the full moon,

we forgot about the milk.

[gasps] Full moon!

Demi, remember the other part
of the full moon pendants?

Holy haunts, that's right!

The magic is permanent

as soon as the full moon rises in the sky!

Which means as soon as it's night

and we see the full moon rise,

you'll stay switched like this forever!

[both gasp]

Being a vampire for a day is fun,

but not forever!

I don't want to stay a human, either!

I can't fly,

I don't have my super strength, and...

[yawns] Aah! I'm feeling sleepy already!

We have to get your pendant back

and reconnect them
before the sun goes down.

We need to find Wolfy.

[Gregoria] Wolfy!

[Vampirina] Wolfy! Wolfy!

Where are you, boy?

Vee!

[clanking]

[gasps] There he is!

[panting]

[panting] Being a human is...
ah... so tiring!

I've got this!

Time to put my new vampire
super-speed to the test!

Whoa!

-[Demi] Oh, no, Poppy!
-Are you okay?

Yuck. Oh, I'm okay.

I'm not used to the super speed yet.

But it looks like we lost Wolfy again.

Where'd he go?

[Demi] Wolfy! Wolfy!

Oh, not in there.

[sighs] If I was still a vampire,

I could use my super hearing
to listen for him!

Maybe you could help me do it.

I've got the vamp ears now.

Yeah, that could work.

Okay, stand up really tall.

Then turn your head slowly
until you can hear Wolfy.

[Wolfy panting]

Whoa! That's loud.

And so clear!

I hear him! He's in the backyard.

Whoo! Great going, Poppy!

What a pro!

[snoring]

Hmm! That's not good.

Uh, someone's gonna have to go get him.

Who? Who's gonna have to?

Me?

You know these tiny things
are just for show!

Poppy can't control her batties yet,

and I can't fly anymore.

[stutters] Okay, I'll do it.

Because I miss my vampire Vee
and my human Poppy.

Ugh, there is some serious werewolf drool
happening up here!

You're sure you want
the necklace back, Poppy?

-Demi!
-I know, permanent magic and everything.

I'm going in.

Easy... Easy!

And... got it!

[chuckles] Ooh!

[growling]

I don't got it. Aah!

[screaming]

[Demi] Sit! Sit! Sit, boy, sit!

Where's the pendant?

Poppy, I think it's up to you to get it.

But my batties!

Don't worry. I'll talk you through it.

We don't have much time.

Trust me, okay?

Definitely.

Take a deep breath...

and jump!

[inhales] Ha!

I did it!

You just gotta make sure
you don't change back.

Uh-oh! I can feel myself
about to change back!

You've got this.
Concentrate on your wings.

That'll help you focus on flying.

Okay, wings. Flapping my wings.

I can't believe I have wings!

Ohh!

[panting]

-[yelps]
-Oh, no!

Catch, Vee!

-[grunts in frustration]
-[gasps]

Yes!

-Yay!
-You did it!

The sun is setting!

The moon is gonna rise! Go! Go! Go!

[Gregoria] Let's get this switcharoo
on the road!

Were we too late?

-We did it!
-Back to normal!

Guys! [grunting]

Can someone maybe,
I don't know, give me a hand here?

Hold on! I'll go get
some moon dust to change Wolfy!

Wahoo! The bat is back!

[grunting]

When your mom and dad
asked us to babysit this morning,

I was not expecting magic pendants,

switching magic, and daring rescues!

Oh, I did.

Just an average day at the Hauntleys!

Wow, Vee, I never knew being a vampire
was such a challenge!

With the batties and super speed

and all the concentration,

you make it look easy!

I didn't know being a human
could be so tough, either.

Good thing I had all you to help me out.

Well, they say
to truly understand someone,

you have to walk a mile in their bones.

I totally got the vampire experience.

Now I know you better than ever.

And we're even better friends.

[door creaks]

-[Boris] Hello!
-[Oxana] We're home!

Oh, girls! It's past your bedtime.

What are you still doing up?

Did something exciting happen?

I guess you could say that.

Have you ever wondered
what it's like to be a human?

-Always!
-Never!

Well...

-I was a human!
-I was a batty!

I felt so weird and warm!

Poppy was good as a vampire!

[Vampirina] "The Bird Who Knew Too Much."

Watch this. Hello, Kiwi!

[squawks] Hello, Kiwi!

Amazing! Kiwi is so cute!

And smart, too!

-What else can she say?
-Not much.

Mr. Gore said parrots
learn words they hear,

so I just have to keep talking to her.

She's the coolest class pet ever.

I bet she'll learn fast.

Roo... but since she's our class pet,

I only have her for a weekend,

and I want to make an epic parrot video.

Kiwi's gonna be my web show superstar!

Superstar! [squawks]

-[laughing]
-Hear that?

Yoo-hoo, Edgar,
it's time for your saxophone lesson!

Cool! Maybe Kiwi
can learn a thing or two about jazz.

-[squawks]
-Oh, my!

Maybe it's best for my ears

or, uh, your music teacher's ears,

if we just leave Kiwi here.

-[squawks]
-Oh! All that squawking! Oh, dear.

We can watch her.

-You sure?
-Totally!

He's our class pet, too!

I guess that's true...

Okay. Thanks.

I'll be back after my lesson.

-I'm out!
-I'm out! [squawks]

I too am "out,"
as the kids and birds are saying!

[laughs] Bye, neighbors!

Come on, let's go play with Kiwi outside.

Oh, what do we have here?

So bright, so feathery, so beaky!

This is Kiwi.

Nice to meet ya, Kiwi!

Name's Demi, Demi the Ghost.

[laughs] Just joking around with ya.

I know this is just an average human pet,

and human pets don't talk!

Pets don't talk! [whistles]

[gasps] It talked!

Miracle of miracles, it talked!

It actually-- Gregoria!
You gotta see this!

I'm watching.

I'm a gargoyle. That's what we do.

We watch.

And there's nothing to see here.

That's just your average Amazon parrot.

Pssh. Since when do you know
so much about parrots?

Listen, when you're a rooftop ornament,

you get really well acquainted with birds.

I'm talking feathers
in your face all the time,

and let me just say
if bird droppings are good luck,

I'm the luckiest gargoyle in the world.

Well, let's get to know Kiwi.

Come on! Let's watch her fly!

Why watch when you can do?

Whoo!

Oh! Oh, sorry, bird!

Uh-oh! [squawks]

[whistles]

Aah! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

-[squawks]
-[yells, grunts]

Gregoria! Are you okay?

Unh, I'm stuck!

And not just in my ways.

I'm actually stuck in this fence,

so, ugh, get me out of here!

[grunting]

You're really jammed in there.

Stand back, everyone!

I think this calls
for some major ghost muscle.

[grunting]

[crashing]

Let me try that again.

[chuckles, grunts]

Whoa! Okay!

Yup, you're stuck!

You think? This is bad.

I feel it in my stones.

Don't worry. There's gotta be
a way to get you out of here.

♪ We're in a mess and it's quite intense ♪

♪ With a gargoyle caught
In a picket fence ♪

♪ Could we pry her free
With a giant pole? ♪

♪ We could call for help ♪

♪ We could call a troll ♪

♪ Or get a ball of string ♪

♪ Tie it to a dragon's wing ♪

Vee, don't even push your luck!

♪ Gotta get her unstuck ♪

♪ This gargoyle problem's quite unique ♪

♪ We can blast her out
With a batty shriek ♪

♪ Maybe zap the fence
With a magic spell? ♪

- ♪ Get a minotaur! ♪
-This will not end well.

♪ Let's try some monster slime ♪

♪ It works almost every time ♪

♪ Slather on some magic sludge ♪

♪ There's a chance that she could budge ♪

♪ She'll be free and clear with any luck ♪

♪ Gotta get her unstuck ♪

♪ Gotta get her unstuck ♪

Okay, we're not strong enough,

but I bet Mama and Papa
could get you unstuck.

And if that doesn't work,
we'll try another idea.

[Edgar] Poppy! Vampirina!

Edgar's back!

We can't let him see Gregoria like this.

I got it covered!

Uh, you might need to do more than that.

Demi, you get Mama and Papa.

We'll make sure Edgar stays inside.

Be right back.

Don't worry about me.
I'll just be right here.

Because I can't go anywhere!

How's Kiwi?
Did she say any more words yet?

I gotta get some shots for my video!

No, nothing yet! Here you go.

See you later. Gotta run. Bye!

[whistles] Name's Demi. Demi the Ghost!

What did she say?

Did she say something?

I didn't hear anything.

Did you, Poppy?

Nope. Nothing. Not a peep.

Ghost muscles! Gargoyle problem!
Call a troll!

A ghost? A gargoyle?
And did she say something about a troll?

[chuckles]
Parrots say the craziest things.

But Kiwi only repeats what she hears.

[gasps]
So she must've heard a ghost talking!

I gotta get my camera!

This is gonna be
even better than a parrot video.

I'm out! You know, until I'm back in.

Now we really have
to get Gregoria unstuck.

Who knows what else Kiwi might say!

All right, little vampire super strength
should do the trick.

On one, two, three!

-[grunting]
-[bush rustles]

Batcakes, are you all right?

Oh! All good.

[laughs]

Maybe I'd better get back
in the gym with Bigfoot.

If you can't get Gregoria unstuck,
who can?

How about a touch of magic?

I'll just banish Gregoria
from the fence, and she'll be unstuck!

Easy.

Made of stone, a gargoyle is she.

From this fence, I set her free!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, bats! That's not right.

Then can we try to get it right?

So, am I gonna be stuck
in this fence forever?

I think it's time to try monster slime!

We'll whip up an extra slippery batch.

Don't worry, Gregoria.

I'm feeling good about the monster slime.

That's because it's not
going to be poured on you.

[chuckles]

[woman screaming]

I think the slime is ready.

Edgar! What a frightful surprise.

Mr. Hauntley, I hate to tell you this,

but I think you might have some ghosts,

talking gargoyles,
and maybe even a troll around here.

Ghosts? Talking gargoyles?

Ah-ha! What makes you say that?

Ghost! Demi the Ghost!

Ah! What a silly, silly bird!

Like I said, something
awesomely weird is going on.

A monster might pop out at any second!

[squawks] Monster!

But don't worry!

I'm gonna get it all on camera,

and that's all that really matters.

[squawks] Magical spell!

Kiwi! Come back here!

You keep an eye on Edgar.

I'll get this slime to Vee.

Okay, a little bit of this,
and your wings should come free.

The more slime, the better!

[grunts]

[groaning] Cold! Cold! Ugh, slimy!

It's so gloopy and globby!

Just get me out of here
before Edgar comes back with that camera!

One, two, three...!

It's working.

Just a little bit more!

Come on, I got this!

[grunting]

-Ugh!
-Okay, I don't got this!

Maybe there is such a thing
as too much slime.

Time to call that troll.

[Kiwi] Call a troll!

Call a troll!

[grunting]

[barks]

-[squawks]
-Come on down, Kiwi!

We gotta find the troll!

Really, there's no ghost or troll...

in this room... right now.

Just us Hauntleys! [laughs]

Kiwi must've heard those words somewhere.

Get me out of here!

Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place.

Do you think the gargoyle
and the troll are outside?

[gasps]

I don't think so!

[troll grunts]

[groans]

What was that? It sounded like a--

Monster! Monster! Rawwr!

I think it came from upstairs.

I'm on it! If I spot anything weird,
I'll get it on video!

[Edgar] Kiwi! Come here, girl!

[grunting] Almost there!

It's working!

[crashing]

Never mind.

[sighs] We almost had it.

Aw, forget it.
I'll just be stuck here forever.

What's another 473 years?

[panting, barking]

Rawrr! I take that back!

I can't deal with dog slobber.
Get me out of here!

Aw, even little Woofy wants to help!

But it's hopeless.

Wait a second!
That's the one idea we haven't tried.

If the whole family helps,

we just might get Gregoria unstuck.

The more monsters, the better.

More monsters? But what about my brother?

He knows something is going on.

What if he comes outside
and sees everybody?

Demi, go keep an eye on Edgar.

We can't let him see anything.

It's certainly a scary idea,

but it just might work.

I'll go round up the family.

Here, Kiwi!

-[squawks]
-[gasps] Easy there, birdie!

[Edgar] All right, here's what we know.

A talking gargoyle is stuck somewhere,

and it has something to do
with a ghost and a troll.

Hmm... but where?

I'm stuck! [squawks]
Stuck in this fence forever!

A fence! That's it!
There's a fence in the backyard!

[gasps]

Ready, everyone?

Time for some major monster power!

Mayday! I repeat, Mayday!

Edgar is coming!

Then we have to hurry! Grab hold, Demi.

On three. One, two, three!

[grunting]

-Oh!
-[Gregoria] I'm free!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Yay!

-[Boris] Uh-oh.
-[Oxana gasps]

Where is it? Where's the talking gargoyle
stuck in the fence

and the ghost and the troll?

I know they're around here somewhere.

Edgar, what are you talking about?

There aren't any monsters at all!

But Kiwi's been squawking
about them all day!

How else did she learn those words?

Oh, well, we were, uh...

singing an old Transylvanian song!

Yeah!

Kiwi must've heard it.

♪ We're in a mess ♪

♪ And it's quite intense ♪

♪ With the gargoyle caught ♪

♪ In a picket fence ♪

♪ Could we pry her free
With a giant pole? ♪

♪ We could call for help ♪

♪ We could call a troll ♪

[squawks] Call a troll!

Aw, man! I thought something spooky

was going on for sure this time!

I'm out.

[Kiwi squawks] I'm out.

Whoo-hoo! I'm out, too!

Out of that fence!

But I guess if I really was stuck forever,

at least I'd be stuck with all of you.

[laughs] Us too, Gregoria.

We're stuck with you forever!

[barking]

[all laughing]

[closing theme music]