01x17 - Vampirina Ballerina/Treasure Haunters

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Vampirina Ballerina."

Vampirina! Vee?

-Hi, Poppy.
-Whoa! Hi, Vee.

Sometimes I forget
you can do that. [laughs]

Sorry. Hey, what's with the pink?

It's my ballerina tutu!

I just signed up to be
in the school production of Swan Lake.

You should do it, too. I'm a white swan.

But I think you'd be great
for the spooky black swan.

Ooh, spooky is my style. I'm in.

I took ballet back in Transylvania.

Vee was the most spooktacular
bat-erina in her class,

very light on her feet,
and as a ghost, I should know.

I guess I was pretty good.

Madame Zombie taught us all the basics.

Those were some spine-tingling twirls.

[giggles] Demi, I'm over here.

Ooh, right. Brava. Brava!

And now for my scare-abesque.

Wow! That was amazing!

But human ballet
is a little bit... different.

Don't worry, I won't turn into a bat
or use my super-speed at school.

I'm sure I can do human ballet too.

Oh, if you can do that,
you'll have no problem.

Vee, you're here.

Poppy told me what an amazing
dancer you are.

Thanks. I'm so excited.
I've really missed dancing.

Ooh, looks like our black swan
has arrived.

So glad you could be a part
of the show, Vampirina.

Thanks, Mr. Gore, I haven't performed

since I was the Sugar Plum Scary
back in Transylvania.

Oh. Very... nice. [chuckles]

You'll be dancing
next to Poppy on stage left.

All right! Places, everyone!

Beautiful, my swans.

Oh! Dance like you're floating on air.

Floating? I can do that. Whoa!

-Vee...
-[gasps] Oops.

[chuckles] Not in Transylvania anymore.

And now arabesque.

Oh, just like a scare-abesque.

Except it's different.

Remember not to float in the air.

Right. Piece of cobweb cake.

Whoa! [grunts]

You okay, Vee?

Guess that's a little bit harder
than I thought.

Don't worry. You'll get it.

Now for our grand jetés. Leap!

Like you have wings!

I do, but I can't use 'em.

So here goes nothin'.

-Whoa!
-Oh dear!

Uh-oh.

Even the best dancers trip up sometimes.

Now, my little swans,
let's see those pirouettes.

I usually use my vampire speed
to spin around.

You should probably try it the human way.

Okay, here it goes.

-Whoa!
-[all grunt]

I'm so sorry.

Uh, I... I think that's enough for today.

We'll pick up where we left off...

[clears throat] ...tomorrow.

That was scary. In a bad way.

Oh, turns out I'm terrible
at human ballet.

No, Vee, all you need
is a little practice.

But these steps are a lot different
than vampire ballet.

Do you think I can learn them in time?

If there's anybody
that can do it, it's you.

And don't worry.
We'll come over later and help you.

-[chuckles] Bye, Vee.
-[sighs]

[piano music playing]

There she is! Our little bat-erina.

How did your first day
of ballet go, screamheart?

I really thought I could do it,

but I wasn't that good at human ballet.

I'm sure it wasn't as bad
as you think, batkins.

Besides, you've had to get used
to all kinds of new human stuff.

Human school, human friends.

Soon enough, you'll knock 'em
dead with human ballet, too.

And Gregoria and I will help you.

It can't be that hard.

We've seen our fair share of human ballets

when we used to visit Uncle Dieter.

C'mon.

One, two, three. One, two, three. See?

One, two, three. One, two three.

Like this?

Atta ghoul.

[Demi] One, two, three! Oh!

Okay, I see how human ballet
is pretty difficult.

Maybe vampires can't do it.
What if I can't do it?

I... uh-oh.

No! Not... the... battys!

Oh, I'll never be a ballerina like this!

My poor pumpkin. What should we do?

[doorbell shrieks]

Hi, we're here to rehearse.

Oh, well,
I think you might be down a swan.

You mean Vee isn't doing the show?

She has to.

It won't be the same without her.

[Demi] I like the way you think.
Right this way.

Vee? Where are you?

[Vampirina] Up here.

Vee, I know doing ballet here
is different,

but we'll help you.

You've taught us
some awesome monster moves.

Like the Claw. And the Bigfoot Stomp.

Even the Spooky Slide.

Which was really spooky,
but still, it made me wanna boogie.

So let us show you how to dance
the human way.

It'll be fun.

-Do you really think I can do it?
-Totally.

I guess I am excited
to be a spooky black swan.

Then let's get practicing.

Okay. When you do a leap...

I normally turn into a bat.

Right, so instead of using your wings,
use your legs.

[grunts]

-Spooktacular!
-Nice one!

It feels kinda funny
not turning into a bat when I dance.

[giggles] That's the human way.

Do you have any tips
on how to get some air

if you're made of stone?

[grunts] Lucky for you,
you have a ghostly dance partner!

-Ooh!
-Put me down.

We're trying to learn ballet
the human way.

[straining] Okay!

[all laugh]

I still have a lot of steps to learn.

So what's next?

Let's work on controlling
your super-speed.

[grunting]

Gregoria should help you slow down.

[grunts]

[giggles] That's it, Vee.

Are you sure?

Vampires always spin with super-speed.

[chuckles] It's perfect.

I think you're ready to try an arabesque.

These will help you balance.

-[gasps] I'm... I'm doing it.
-You sure are!

Looks like your practice
is paying off, Vee.

You'll be dancing on stage in no time.

It'll be my first human ballet ever.

Just thinking about it
makes me a little batty.

Don't worry. You're definitely ready.

You really think so?

All you need is a swan costume.

♪ You've practiced the steps ♪

♪ You've learned the routine ♪

♪ And you're the best
Vampire dancer we've seen ♪

♪ So slip on your shoes ♪

♪ Put your new tutu on ♪

♪ And you'll make a graceful,
Battastic black swan. ♪

♪ Trust in yourself, Vampirina ♪

♪ And you'll be a great ballerina ♪

♪ You'll leap, and you'll twirl ♪

♪ You'll spin and chassé ♪

♪ If you like, I can teach you
To Demi plié ♪

♪ Trust in yourself, Vampirina ♪

♪ And you'll be a great ballerina ♪

♪ Just put on your costume,
Vee, this is your chance ♪

♪ We know you can do it,
so go on and dance ♪

♪ Trust in yourself, Vampirina ♪

♪ And you'll be a great ballerina ♪

Our Vampirina ballerina.

We'll all be there to watch you, batkins.

-Even Demi and Gregoria?
-You kidding?

We wouldn't miss it
for the whole spooky world!

Thanks, I think I'm finally ready
to make my Pennsylvanian debut.

Well, hello, Hauntleys.

Are you excited
to see our girls do some twirls?

Ooh! I've got thrills and chills.

We haven't seen Vee perform

since she danced as the Zombie Queen.

A zombie ballet sounds awesome.
This one, not so much.

I have a feeling
it's gonna be buh-buh-boring.

Best seats in the house.

And I don't even need a seat.
Ohh! It's showtime.

All right, my swans. Here we go.

Remember,
tonight is all about having fun. Places!

Ooh, my first human ballet!

And my whole family's here.

It looks like the whole town is here, too.

I hope I do okay.

When I get nervous,

I imagine everyone in the
audience as Miss Cuddle Cakes.

[chuckles] It's such a cute thought,
it calms me.

Good idea, maybe I'll imagine
everyone as Demi.

He's pretty cute.

But what if I forget the steps?

-Or fall again?
-You'll be great, Vee.

Okay. I got this. I can do this thing.

-[light music playing]
-Vee, that's your cue.

[gasps] Here I go!

Arabesque.

[yelps]

Oh, no, not now.

[both gasp]

I didn't know this ballet
had special effects.

We gotta help her.

[applause]

Nice.

Vee? Vee? Where are you?

[screams] Haunted backpack!

Vee, are you okay?

I can't go back out there.
I got the battys.

I'll never be able to dance
like a human ballerina.

Maybe you don't have to.

But that's how everyone dances
in Pennsylvania.

Vee, I think we were wrong
about showing you

how to dance the human way.

The audience started applauding
when you turned into a bat.

-They did?
-Yep.

What you did out there
wasn't exactly human ballet,

but they loved it.

You just need to go out there
and be yourself.

A vampire ballerina.

I guess I was trying
pretty hard to be a human,

but that's not me.

Exactly.

-[light music playing]
-[gasps] That's our cue again.

Don't worry. I know what to do.

Whoa!

She's a star.

[sniffles] A star!

-Brava!
-Bat-tastic!

-Bat-tastic!
-Spook-sational.

How did she do that?

Spooktacular special effects, huh?

Really tricks the eye.

Whoa. Pretty fancy if you ask me.

I wanna get backstage
and learn how to do those.

[applause]

Thanks for helping me.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

We love you, Vee.

Everybody loves you just the way you are.

[Vampirina] "Treasure Haunters."

-Not under here.
-Or here.

None here.

[Demi giggles]

Ta-da! Here I am! [laughs]

I win! Hide and shriek champ!

Uh, we weren't looking for you.

You weren't?

We're not playing hide and shriek.

We're looking for Bridget's bracelet.

[gasps] Bridget!
You're bracelet's missing!

I know, I think it might be lost for good

because we searched everywhere.

I know just where to look,

the one place
where everything goes to get lost,

the couch!

Poltergeist pennies, gargoyle floss.

Oh! A hand.

[screams]

[sighs] Sorry, Bridget, no bracelet.

Maybe you'd like this old map instead?

-Whoa!
-[chuckling] That's okay.

Seems a little spooky,

What could be spooky about a map?

[Vampirina] It's a map of my house.

[all gasp]

Arr! Ye kidding me?

Who dare be waking me from me slumber?

[Vampirina] Uh, hi.

I'm Vampirina. And these are my friends.

What's your name?

Captain Rusty Topsail,

bravest ghost pirate
to ever sail the ocean blue.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Topsail.
How long have you been in there?

[Rusty] Centuries.

I came here to find me family's
legendary Topsail treasure.

I found me grandparents' map

and searched this house
high and low, but alas,

a piece of the map be missing!

I never spied even a single piece of gold.

So you decided to stay here?

Decided?

[chuckles] No, he hearty.

When I didn't find the treasure,
I was cursed!

"Fail to find my treasure,
be trapped with me forever."

So you can't leave the map.

[grunts] 'Fraid so.

♪ A pirate should be
On the wide open sea ♪

♪ A loveable sea-faring grouch ♪

♪ Oh, shiver my timbers
And avast all of ye ♪

♪ Now stuck in some vampire
Land-lubber's couch ♪

♪ Oh, I should be singing
My best pirate songs ♪

♪ Back where a pirate belongs ♪

♪ Oh, I used to wander
Both near, aye, and far ♪

♪ Go sailing straight in the dawn ♪

♪ I'd hunt for me treasure,
Should "yo-h*!" and "yar!" ♪

♪ But now I just sit here
And get sat upon ♪

♪ Oh, I'd never suffered
Such horrible wrongs ♪

♪ Back where a pirate belongs ♪

♪ As a young buccaneer,
I'd escape every trap ♪

♪ But now I'm stuck here
In this dusty old map ♪

♪ Oh, I should be singing
Me best pirate songs ♪

♪ Back on the sea
Where a pirate should be ♪

♪ From the couch I'll be free,
Just me parrot and me ♪

♪ Where a pirate ♪

♪ Belongs ♪

It sounds like you really miss
your old pirate life.

Aye, but the only way
for me to break the curse

and return to the ocean
be to find that treasure.

Maybe we can help you look.

Topsails are a proud pirating bunch.

We work with no one.

First rule of me family's pirate code.

But if you don't at least
let us try to help you,

you'll be stuck in that map forever.

What do you have to lose?

[sighs] Fine.

But after we fail,

promise you'll let me be cursed
forever in peace.

Oh, that sounds like a yes to me!

Oh, I've always to look
for ghost-pirate treasure.

At least, ever since I heard about it,
you know, 30 seconds ago.

Then let's go treasure hunting!

What makes ye think
ye all can find the treasure?

We can do a lot of things
when we put our heads together.

Ye'll be needing more than just teamwork.

I've scoured every inch of this house
for years with no luck.

Here we be, the first stop on the map.

It says a key is hidden inside that wall.

Let me tell you, there is no key
in that thar wall.

Yep, but there is in this wall!

[gasps] The key!

Demi knows these walls pretty well.

Yep, like the back of my hands.

[yelps] They're blue!
Since when are my hands blue?

Since... let's see...

Forever?

Oh. Right.

According to the map,
the key opens a lockbox

hidden under the sink.

Then I'll be all set, me mateys.

You don't want our help anymore?

Look, it's not personal.
I work with no one.

Topsail pirate code.

Besides, I don't want ye gettin'
your hands on me loot!

Okay. Come on, guys.

[laughs]

[grunting]

I guess it's hard to open?

We could help... again.

You'll be wastin' your time.

No one will be strong enough
to turn that key.

Even a gargoyle?

Gargoyle strength coming right up.

-[grunts]
-[lock clicks]

[laughing] Shiver me timbers! You did it!

Arr, and now I'll take it from here.

Oh, the treasure! It... it's... [sniffles]

Oh, it's beautiful!

[groans] This isn't the treasure!

Well, what does it say?

"I have the bark of a dog
and stand tall and true.

I drink water, and I'm where
you'll find your next clue."

Boil my barnacles!

How am I supposed to solve a riddle?

Not to brag,
but I always figure out the riddle

on the back of the cereal boxes
before Edgar.

[sighs] Ye can take a look.

But it's just a buncha nonsense to me.

Hmm. Bark of a dog.

Tall. Drinks water.

I'm not sure it has anything
to do with dogs.

Trees! Trees have bark!

And they're tall, and they drink water!

The clue must be in the tree!

I bet the next clue is hidden up there.

[grunting] I'll be never be
reachin' that clue!

Maybe I can lend a wing.

[grunting]

-She did it!
-Oh, nice!

I told ye I work with no one.
Topsail pirate code.

Well, I try to help everyone.
That's vampire code.

You gonna open it or what?

[grunting] Must've...

really... glued... this... [yells]

"Magic envelope.

May only be opened
by the shrillest scream."

Bridget has a super shrill scream.

No, no. No more help from ye harbor hogs!

I can do this meself. [clears throat]

[grunting]

So, um...

who's this, uh, Bridget fellow?

That's me.

She's the scream master.

You're gonna want these.

Okay, Bridget, hit it!

I've never had to scream
on command before.

Now I'm nervous!

Boo!

[shrieking]

[gasps] The missin' piece of me map!

I can now find the Topsail Treasure
and leave this map forever!

I did it!

[clears throat] With some help from us.

We're not getting a thank you
out of this, are we?

I don't think so.

Four paces southeast.

[Rusty] And stop!

Thar be lyin' the Topsail Treasure!

What a treasure! So soft.
So snuggly. So cuddly.

No, ye hog's head, not the bed.

Under the bed!

[gasps]

[grunting] It won't open!

And thar's no way I'll be able
to move that bed.

[grunts] Not even gargoyle strength can.

No. But maybe we all can together.

Everyone, grab a side.

On my mark. One, two...

[all grunting]

It's too heavy.

Uh, 'course it is! [laughs]

I told ye teamwork wouldn't
be enough to find this treasure.

I'm afraid it's nothin' but a lost cause.

I must now go down with me ship.

Topsail pirate code.

There's still a chance we can
get your treasure, Mr. Topsail.

But we need your help.

I told ye, I work with no one.

But we've all been
working together all day.

We wouldn't have found the key
without Demi's knowledge of the walls.

Or opened the lock box
without Gregoria's strength.

Poppy solved the riddle when no one could.

And Vee's wings got us
the golden envelope.

Which wouldn't have opened
without Bridget's scream.

You see, we couldn't have gotten this far
without everyone pitching in,

and now we need your help.

We just need all hands on deck!

Well, that's more me language.

Okay, ye sea dogs. To your posts!

All right, me hearties!

-Heave h*!
-[all grunting]

[all chattering]

[grunts] Me treasure!

[laughs]

Ya know, on second thought,

I think I might need some help
opening this chest.

-Wow!
-[all chattering]

-[Vampirina] Oh, wow!
-[Bridget] Cool!

[laughs]

It sure is nice to be free
from that old map!

I'll be shovin' off now,
back to the open sea.

We're glad you found your treasure.

No, I, I'm glad we found the treasure.

Without all 'o your help today,

I would've never broke the curse.

I owe you a hearty thank you.

Huh, we did get that thank you.

Ah, before I forget, some partin' gifts.

[Vampirina] Wow.

-Whoa!
-[chuckles]

Your friend Vee told me
you were missin' yours.

Maybe this one'll fit?

-It's perfect! Thank you!
-[groans]

Topsail pirate code
says nothing about hugs.

Well, they're a huge part
of the vampire code.

I think I be likin'
this vampire code of yours.

[closing theme music]