01x18 - Mummy's Day/Dance-lvania

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Mummy's Day."

Needs a bit more Scare Spice.

[buzzing]

Mama, you made gooey goblin gingersnaps?

My favorite!

Anything for you
and your friends, batkins!

Thanks, Mrs. Hauntley.

Aren't you gonna have one, Mama?

Oh, I would, but I'm running scarily late!

I have to get the Scare B&B ready
for our new guest.

Darling, have you seen my glasses?

[chuckles] Well, look at that!

Much better. Thank you, batty-boo.

[barking]

Wolfie! Fetch, boy!

[barking]

Whoa, that was amazing, Mrs. H.

That's me. Amazing, amazingly tired!

We've had monsters at the B&B
every night this week!

Ahh, musty and dusty!

Achoo!

Oh, I really need to get something
for that mantle.

Oh! There's no time!

Is there something
we should be helping with?

Nah, Mama does this all the time.

Just try not to get run over!

Ah! Great ghoulash! I almost forgot.

Whew!

You look like you could use a break, Mama.

[sighs] I am frightfully tired!
A break sounds--

-[doorbell screams]
-Oh, no time, our guest awaits!

I'll get it.

Ooh! Nevermind!

Welcome to the Scare B&B!

You must be Oxana!
I'm Mary-Margaret Mummyton!

Of the Mummytons from Egypt.

What brings you to Pennsylvania?

Well, I'm here for Mummy's Day.

Oh, I love Mummy's Day!

What's Mummy's Day?

Only my favorite day of the year!

It's a day for mummies
who are mommies to rest and relax!

Oh! Sounds enchanting!

Some mummies get spa treatments...

you know, a mummy massage.

Or, or a soothing mud wrap.

But I got a fabulous trip
to exotic Pennsylvania!

Oh, Mummy's Day sounds
absolutely tombtastic!

We'll make sure you have
a Mummy's Day you'll never forget!

Let me show you to your room.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah! We need to take a trip to Egypt!

[giggles] No, Demi.

Mama deserves to have a Mummy's Day, too!

We can set up a Spooky Spa in the dungeon!

Say no more!

This ghostess with the mostess is ready

to wait on our monster mommies
hand and foot!

Or is it claw and foot? Fang and foot?

But if your mom takes the day off,

who's going to run the Scare B&B?

We can!

Us? Run the Scare B&B?

Your mama is pretty good at her job.

It's harder than it looks.

How hard can it be?

Mama does it by herself all the time.

And we'll work together!

I think it's a fang-tastic idea!

We're gonna need the perfect
Mummy's Day gift, too.

Papa, can you fly out and get something?

I can, but are you sure

you can handle the B&B while I'm gone?

Sure as a shriek!

In that case, I'll be right back!

Guess what, Mama?

We're gonna give you
the Mummy's Day you deserve!

A whole day of relaxation!

That's sweet, batkins,
but I still have to make dinner

and take care of the cobwebs
in the guest room.

Oh, we'll do all of that!

You don't have to worry about a thing.

Ooh, I think it's a marvelous idea!

After all, Mummy's Day
is for all monster mommies!

♪ Mama, you know that
I think you're the best ♪

♪ And it is clear
You deserve a nice rest ♪

♪ A day for relaxing without any drama ♪

♪ A Mummy's Day for Mama ♪

♪ Why not kick back and relax
In the spa? ♪

♪ Let out a shriek,
And by shriek, I mean "ahh" ♪

♪ Just join me in your comfy pajamas ♪

[both] ♪ A Mummy's Day for Mamas ♪

♪ So kick up your feet,
Have a scareberry treat ♪

♪ Come on and bask in a zombie mud mask ♪

♪ Life's little chores
Can be quite a barrage ♪

[both]
♪ What you need is a monster massage ♪

♪ So Mama, we're here,
And it's our turn to serve ♪

♪ Just let us give you
The day you deserve ♪

[both] ♪ Away from the world
And its monster-sized trauma ♪

♪ A Mummy's Day... ♪

♪ A Mummy's Day... ♪

[both] ♪ For Mama ♪

Well, how can I say no to that?

Mary-Margaret, would you care
to join me in the Spooky Spa?

[gasps] Sounds spooktastic!

You're such a ghoul, Vampirina!

I can't thank you enough
for watching the triplets for me!

[giggling]

[all] Triplets?

Uh, hello, little mummies!

I did not, uh, see you back there.

[giggling]

Are you sure you can handle
everything, screamheart?

Uh, yeah. Sure we can.

With Demi, Gregoria, Poppy and Chef Remy,

that's five of us
and only three little mummies.

All right. We'll be back
upstairs in time for dinner.

And, Vee, you can always
call me if you need me.

Ace, Karl, Tootie,

now you be good for Vampirina
until Mummy gets back.

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Don't worry, Mama, you just relax.

We have everything under control.

Ooh!

This mausoleum mud wrap
is all the rage back in Egypt.

Ready? Set... Go!

[sighs deeply]

I can see why, my skin feels so soft

and slimier than ever!

-Give me that!
-Oh!

[laughs]

Ooh! I feel fangtastic.

You know what I could really go for?

A blood orange smoothie!

Oh, my pharaoh! That's my favorite!

Say no more, ladies!
Two smoothies coming right up!

Do you have a footstool?

The Spooky Spa has everything!

The things I do for Mummy's Day.

Three yummy mummy milks comin' right up!

Chocolate, vanilla, and scaryberry!

And that takes care of lunch. Easy!

Mummy's Day is a hit!

Our mommies are really gettin'
some R&R thanks to yours truly!

Time for smoothies!

[giggles]

Oh, what a sweet mumm--

[Remy] Hey! Zat is my leg!

Zut alors ! Ze mummy stole my bones!

-Uh-oh! Karl! Come back!
-[grunting]

-Whoa!
-Smoothie storm!

-Splash! Splash!
- Sacre bleu! Oh!

Ah! Smoothies saved!

Off to deliver!

-[laughing]
-[panting]

-Planty play!
-[gasps]

[giggling] Splash! Splash!

Wait, Ace! Tootie! Karl! Your bandages!

[sighs] And my leg!

-Whee! Whee!
-Look, Vee! I'm almost done!

Great! Piece of cobweb cake!

Oh. Oh, no.

I have a feeling I did
something the human way

and not the vampire way.

Sort of. A little.

Actually, a lot!

Taking care of the cobwebs
means adding more,

not taking them down!

It's what makes the B&B so cozy!

I'm sorry, Vee!

It's okay. We'll fix it later!

-We kinda have a bigger problem.
-[gasps]

[voice vibrating] This really gets out
the knots in my wrapping.

[slurps]

[voice vibrating] Bat-tastic.

Why, thank you.
Monster massages are my specialty!

[chuckling]

-[giggling]
-[growling]

What was that? Everything all right?

All good! Nothing to see here.

[stammering] That growling
just adds to the, uh...

spa atmosphere.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. [growling]

[exhales deeply] How relaxing!

[barking]

[gasps] What in Dracula's name
happened up here?

Mama's job is way harder than I thought.

The triplets are unraveling,

the guest room is a mess,
and it's almost dinner time!

Mama and Mary-Margaret
will be up here any minute.

This is a disaster!

Look, Vee, I know you wanted
to give your mom a day off,

but I think we need help.

Demi's right. We can't run
the Scare B&B by ourselves.

[groans] Even with five of us,

we still couldn't manage to do
the work Mama does every day.

Your Mama's one of a kind.

And she's the only one
who can fix this mess.

I'll go get her.

Wait!

I promised Mama a Mummy's Day.

Now that I know how hard she works,

I can't take away her one day off.

But this is a lost cause
if I ever saw one.

I don't even know where
the couch is anymore!

Oh.

Transylvanians never give up!

Mama taught me that and I'm not giving up,

not on Mummy's Day.

We'll find a way. For Mama!

Ready, set, go!

Oh! Much better!

[barking]

Wolfie! Be a good boy.

My beautiful bones! Mwah!

Now it iz time to make ze perfect dinner!

Good! And hurry! Mama
and Mary-Margaret will be up soon!

Let's get wrapping!

[all cheering]

Keep wrapping!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa.

Phew! I don't know how
Mama does this every day.

Ha ha! Zis may be my finest meal ever!

A dash of mummy wash
so you look nice and clean!

-Whee! [giggling]
-Bubbles! Bubbles!

The mommies are coming!

I mean, the mummies are coming!

Wait. No, no, no. The mommies
and the mummies are coming!

[gasps] I almost forgot!

Just like your Mama.

You're a chip off the old tombstone.

[sighs]

I'm back!

For everything you do. Happy Mummy's Day.

Ohh, It's beautiful!

Uh... Ooh!

[laughs] That seems about right!

I love it and I know
just where it should go.

Come on, Mama!
It's time for Mummy's Day dinner!

Oh, Vampirina, everything looks ghastly!
I love it!

Oh, you remembered my favorite flowers!

[gasps] And are those the triplets?

Well, they've never looked better.

Oh, Mummy missed you. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Oh. What's that for, batkins?

Just for being you, Mama.

I had no idea how hard you work
to take care of us and the Scare B&B.

You're a super supernatural mama!

Aww, my little Vee.

Thank you for the perfect Mummy's Day.

I should leave you in charge
of the Scare B&B more often.

Well, maybe not that often!

But...

Anything for you, Mama.

-[giggling]
-Hey! Give me my hand!

[all laugh]

[Vampirina] "Dancelvania"

They're not under the bed.

Or inside it!

How could I have lost
my favorite dance shoes?

Thank goodness today's
not Dancelvania Day, am I right?

Oh, my ghosts! Today is Dancelvania Day!

Yes!

And it's my favorite holiday!

A whole day where monsters show off
their monstrous dance moves!

All my friends are coming over,

and I'm supposed to teach them
all the Transylvanian dances,

but I can't do that if I don't
have my favorite dance shoes!

[rattling]

-Uh-oh.
-[giggles] Gregoria...

What are you doing in my dance shoes?

Sorry. Guess this gargoyle got a little
excited about Dancelvania Day.

-Oh, yeah! Ooh!
-Right, there we go!

-Ooh, honey! Yeah, yeah!
-Yes! Ooh!

Morning Mama. Morning Papa.

I see you're already celebrating
Dancelvania Day, too!

Of course!

Your dad used to be one of the grooviest
groovers at Transylvania Trance!

Transylvania Trance?

It's a dance club for monsters!

It's been a few hundred years, honey.

Your groover might be a little rusty.

[giggles]

If you think we're in a dancey mood,

my lil' pumpkin,

you should see everyone else in the house.

♪ Once a year in Transylvania ♪

♪ Every spider, spook, and bug ♪

♪ Gets a case of dancing mania ♪

♪ They all let loose and cut a rug ♪

♪ Come dance it out on Dancelvania Day ♪

♪ We twist and shout
The Transylvania way ♪

♪ Come put your monster
Dance moves on display ♪

♪ Come dance it out on Dancelvania Day ♪

♪ It's a day
When all the monsters rock it ♪

♪ Chef Remy shakes a leg
Right out of its socket ♪

♪ Come boogie down on Dancelvania Day ♪

♪ We paint the town the Transylvania way ♪

♪ Tomb Walk or Shriek
Or do the Zombie Sway ♪

♪ Come on get down on Dancelvania Day ♪

I just hope my friends
like Dancelvania Day as much as we do!

Why wouldn't they, little Vee?

Yeah, there's so many fun dances!

Like the Gallopin' Ghost! The Haunted Hop!

Ooh! The Transylvania Twist!

Ooh, and the Spooky Shuffle! Yeah!

But they don't know any of those.

What if they think our dances
are a little too different?

Good thing they have one of the
best little dance teachers around.

Thanks, Mama.

You're gonna have
your friends boogying so hard

the boogeyman will be jealous!

We ghoul-antee it!

Unless an unexpected spooky guest drops in

hoping to stay at the Scare B&B!

That'd scare them all away!

What? It could happen.

[doorbell screams]

It's probably just Poppy and Bridget

here early for the party.

So sorry to walk in on you folks.

You had to say something.

Hi, I'm Vampirina.

And this is my family.

I'm Mr. Walker. It's nice to meet you all.

You look like you had
a run-in with a giant.

Or a dragon. Maybe a troll.

[gasps] Was it a giant dragon troll?

No, I'm just dead tired.

Been traveling for days
and my brains are fried.

I don't have a reservation,

but do you happen to have
a room where I could rest?

Would you excuse us one moment?

I don't think hosting a zombie

on such a big day is a good idea.

There's going to be a lot of humans here.

We don't want to scare anyone.

No. We have to let him stay.

You're sure, batkins?
We know how important this day is to you.

But we've never turned down a guest.

And we're not about to start.

We'll just have to keep him
hidden from the humans.

It's not like we haven't done that before.

Mr. Walker, zombie-sir,
we'd be happy to have you stay!

That is mighty generous.

I promise you won't even notice I'm here.
I'm an incredibly deep sleeper.

It's true. Zombies are known
for sleeping through

potions exploding, ogre invasions...

They even fall asleep
in the middle of conversations!

Is that true?

[snoring]

[giggles] Looks like it is.

You don't think the party
will wake him up, do you?

-[clangs]
-[snoring]

I think we're good.

-[doorbell screams]
-[gasps] My friends are here!

Then let's get movin' and groovin'!

-Wow!
-Happy Dancelvania Day, everyone,

and thanks for coming
to celebrate with me!

Where I'm from, it's tradition
to start every Dancelvania Day

with the Spooky Shuffle.

Uh-oh! I didn't practice
the Spooky Shuffle!

Yeah, I don't know that dance either!

Don't worry. I'm going to show
everyone how it's done!

It's easy. And not too strange.

And fun. Lots of fun.

Promise!

Time for Demi to become...

D-D-D-DJ Demi in the house!

You know no one can see that, right?

Because we're not supposed to be seen?

Oh, but I can see it,
and I look good! Yeah!

Ooh! Ooh! Yeah!

Whoa! Aah!

All right, the first thing you do
is stand on one foot, and then, uh...

-And then, uh...
-[snoring]

Uh...

And then what?

I'll be right back to show you
the rest of the dance! Promise.

[snoring]

Hey, Mr. Walker. Lookin' for the bathroom?

Mr. Walker?

Vee, everyone's waiting for you
to teach them the dance.

I know, but something's up
with Mr. Walker!

Aah! Zom..!

-[snoring]
-...bie?

Is he asleep?

-I think so.
-Uh-oh.

What's 'uh-oh' mean? I don't
like the sound of 'uh-oh'!

It means our guest
has started zombie walking!

Zombie walking?

Is that like sleep walking?

Yep, except all zombies do it.
Sometimes for days.

Eating, showering,

even riding dragons while asleep.

I guess that might've
been worth mentioning

before you decided to let him stay.

Can we wake him up?

Afraid not.

Zombies only wake up when they're rested.

But if anyone at the party
sees him wandering around,

they'll be freaked out.

Then we'll just have
to get him back to bed.

[eating loudly]

[sniffs]

Mmm. [gasps]

And I think I know how...

Mmm. [sniffing]

That's it. Smell the yummy boo burger!

A little further. A little further.

-[snoring]
-Ooh!

All wrapped up, tighter than a mummy.

Great job, everyone!

Now let's go get that dance party started!

[sniffing]

Oh, no! He still wants Demi's burger!

If I knew I was gonna be chased
by a zombie,

I wouldn't have just eaten so much!

[crash]

Wow, Mr. Walker's one hungry zombie.

Maybe that's it!

I can never go to bed when I'm hungry,

so maybe he just needs something to eat!

Where'd Vee go?

We can't do this Spooky Shuffle thing
if she doesn't show us how.

We've got a problem.

Our little host seems to have danced off.

Not to worry.

I'll dazzle the guests with
my moves until she gets back!

I was afraid you were going to say that.

[dance music]

Chef Remy! We have an emergency.

Let me guess, Demi ate all
of my delicious snacks already?

Yes, but we've got a bigger emergency.

A hungry zombie-walking zombie.
Got anything for that?

[whimpering]

No! Aah!

Oh, bones...

Luckily I keep za favorite food
of za zombie with me

at all times for such an emergency.

Zom B's cereal!

[screaming]

[sniffs]

Spoon?

Time for bed now, Mr. Walker?

[snoring]

[whispers] What's he doing?

I think he's making poltergeist pizza?

[gasps]

We gotta get Mr. Walker to bed
before someone sees him!

Or hears him!

Good thing there's music out there.

Wait! Music.

What if we played him a monster melody?

That always puts me to sleep.

Come on!

One sleepy symphony coming right up!

[piano playing]

[grunts]

I think it's working!

[singing]

It's not working! It's not working!

What's goin' on in here?

Edgar. Hey. Nothing. Nothing at all.

I just came to tell you
that your dance party's kind of a bust.

No one's dancing
except your dad, and it's getting weird.

Which I usually like.

But not this kind of weird.

Oh, no! I, uh...

will be right out. Promise!

I think I ruined the party.

Nobody's dancing on Dancelvania Day!

Come on, Vee.

Don't droop those little bat-tails.

-It's not ruined just yet.
-It's not?

You don't give up if you miss a step
in the middle of a dance move, do you?

You keep dancing!
That's all we have to do.

You're right. Thanks, Gregoria.

Ah, that was beautiful,
but we have a bit of an emergency.

[snoring]

Mr. Walker!

[dance music]

He's going to scare everyone!

I can't watch!

I have an idea...

[snoring]

[all] Wow!

Is he dancing?

He knows the Spooky Shuffle!

Hey...

Check out this guy in the sweet hat!

He's got some moves!

He sure does!

[♪♪]

Come on, everyone!

This is how you do the Spooky Shuffle!

Who else wants to boogie?

[all cheering]

Who is this guy?

This is Mr. Walker,

one of my friends from Transylvania.

He came to help us kick off
Dancelvania Day!

I can see why!

He's got mad skills!

So this dance... it's not too different?

You kiddin'? That's what's great about it!

It's so different!

[both laughing]

[all cheering]

[giggles]

Conga line!

Mr. Walker wants to do a conga line!

Looks like there was nothing
to worry about after all.

Yeah. I guess there wasn't.

Gregoria was right.
All we had to do was keep dancing.

[Bridget] It doesn't get
any more Dancelvania Day than that!

[all cheering]

[closing theme music]