01x21 - Fangless/Transylvanian Tea

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Fangless."

I love our class!

You know what I love even more?

That our assignment
is to make sculptures of ourselves.

Look! My sculpture's
holding Miss Cuddle Cakes!

-Aw!
-Don't worry, Bridget.

We'll help you fix it.

Thanks. I'm just worried
I won't ever get this looking

just like me.

Don't worry about getting it just right.

Instead, focus on one of the things

that makes you you, through and through.

-Spooktastic idea, Mr. Gore.
-I can do that.

[laughs] Great!

What are you going to focus on, Bridget?

What makes you... you,
through and through?

I'm gonna give my sculpture
glasses like mine.

I think my glasses make me look cool.

They really do. What about you, Poppy?

My hair. I love to shake my hair!

What about you, Vee?

What makes you you, through and through?

Oh, that's easy.

My favorite thing that makes me me

is my fangs!

-Ooh!
-Amazing!

I may live in Pennsylvania now,
but as long as I have my fangs,

I'm still a vampire from Transylvania.

What did you bring for lunch, Vee?

Let's see.
I got some crispy critter crackers,

[in Eastern European accent]
Crispy critter crackers!

I am about to crunch your crispies!
[munches]

Ow! [gasps]

Vee! What's wrong?

Uh, nothing.

-[gasps]
-Something must be wrong.

No, really. It's nothing.

Be right back. Gotta go check on a...

Nothing.

Please don't be loose.
Please don't be loose!

[gasps] Whoever heard of a vampire
with wiggly fangs?

[exhales] Okay. Okay.

Maybe I can try
to push them back in tight.

[yelps] What's happening to me?

-[school bell rings]
-[sighs]

Vee, what's wrong?

And don't say "nothing."
We can see it's not nothing.

It's something.

You're right.

I have something to show you.

I would really love if it was a bunny.

Or a balloon.
Or a bunny made out of balloons.

But... from the look on your face,

I'm gonna guess that's not it.

What did you wanna show us?

I lost what makes me me.

[gasps] Your fangs... they're gone!

It's no big deal.

All kids lose their teeth
when they grow up.

-They do?
-Yeah.

And when they fall out,
you grow new teeth.

See? I lost my baby teeth,
and my big teeth grew in.

But those are human teeth.

And I mean, they're nice and all, for you,

but they're not very... fangy.

Well, yeah.

[gasps] What if Vee grows human teeth?

Vampires in Transylvania grow fangs.

But what if vampires here
grow human teeth?

But you'd still be a vampire.

Are you sure? A vampire without fangs

is like a skeleton without bones...

a bat without wings...

a haunted house without haunts!

I lost what makes me... Vee.

[somber music]

[Boris] Vee! Welcome home. How was school?

One of the Scare B&B guests
let a troll loose in the attic,

and we have to catch it
before it makes a monster-sized mess.

Mwah. Bye! Love you.

Chef Remy Bones made you a snack.

-Okay. Thanks, Mama.
-What is it, batkins?

You look a little sad.
Is there anything...

-[Boris] Oxana!
-Oh, frogs and fangs.

I'll be right back, screamheart.

[sighs]

Vee! I just made you
a special vampire delicacy...

Critter Claw Crumpets!

I just know you will love to sink
your fangs into this creepy treat!

-My fangs.
-Voilà!

I don't know if I can eat
Critter Claw Crumpets without my fangs.

Thanks, Chef Remy, but I don't want any.

Sacré bleu !

You want none of my culinary
piéce-de-résistance !

This is a disgrace! [sobs]

[grunts]

-What's eating that chef?
-Huh.

Hey, what's wrong with you, kid?

Nothing. Nothing's wrong.

Oh, come on, Vee.
Your face is gloomier than mine.

Nothing's wrong, and besides,
I don't really wanna talk about it.

Oh, come on, Vee.
Let's see that shining vampire smile.

-What? No!
-I bet I can make you smile.

[Demi humming]

Oh, yeah, look at this.

[giggles, laughing]

[both gasp]

Vee! Your fangs!

[sighs] My fangs fell out at lunch.

Oh, they'll grow back. Won't they?

I'm not sure. Maybe.

Poppy and Bridget say
they grow new human teeth.

What if I grow human teeth too?

You've gotta help me get my fangs back!

Don't worry, Vee!

I've been around for centuries.
I know how to fix everything.

You do? I knew I could count on you.

Just hold still. Okay...

-There!
-Carrots?

Don't you think this looks a little weird?

I mean, I like weird, it's just, carrots?

Sorry. I'm a ghost, I mean,
seriously, what do I know about fangs?

[Gregoria] Let me handle this.

At least I know a thing or two
about pointy teeth.

This book of spells
should get you fixed up in a hurry!

A-ha! Here's a spell
that should do the trick.

A pinch of fairy eyelashes...

A cup of monster mud...

[evil laughter]

A glass of sour milk--

[sniffs, shudders]

And a wart from a troll.

Now I say the magic words.

[babbling]

[whooshing]

Do you have your fangs back?

Um, I don't think so.

-[both gasp]
-What's wrong?

[screams]

It's... It's not that bad.

Not that bad? My hair is pink!

And pink hair
is really not a vampire thing.

[babbling]

[Demi and Gregoria sigh]

You're back to normal.

No, I'm not. My fangs are still missing!

Sorry, Vee, guess I'm not that great
at magic potions.

Looks like it's true.

All this time away
from Transylvania is turning me...

[whispers] human.

Is being a human bad?

They've got warm skin, rosy cheeks, and...

Oh! Oh! They can eat as much
garlic bread as they want!

Being a human isn't bad at all.

Poppy and Bridget are great humans.

But... I like me.

I like being me.

Then maybe it's time to talk
to some other vampires around here.

Vee, tell your mom and dad
what's going on.

I know. I just don't know
how to tell them.

[Boris] Vee, are you getting
into your PJs?

That attic troll wasn't easy to catch,
but we finally got him.

Vee! You're in bed already!
Are you feeling okay?

Don't have Batty Fever again, do you?

No, I just felt like going to bed.

Have you changed into your jammy-jams?

And did you remember to brush your fangs?

My fangs!

-[sobbing]
-Batcakes. Tell us what's wrong.

Mama, Papa...

I'm not a real vampire anymore.

I'm...fangless!

My fangs fell out at school.

I've been away from Transylvania so long
I think I'm losing my vampire-ness

and I'm gonna grow human teeth!

Oh, Vee.

Maybe my fangs falling out
was just the first step.

Maybe soon I won't
be able to turn into a bat.

-[Boris] Aw
-Oh, screamheart.

You just lost your baby fangs
to make way for your grown-up fangs!

I did? Are you sure?

I'm very, very sure. Mama's honor.

But how do I get my grown-up fangs?

[chuckles] That's easy.

Just put your baby fangs
under your pillow.

-Hi there, Vee! I'm the Fang Fairy!
-[Fang Fairy playing guitar music]

Wow.

Hi! I'm Vee.

I know.

And I know that one special little vampire
lost her fangs!

Me! I did!

I was worried I wasn't a vampire anymore
without my fangs.

[laughs] Oh, not at all, little Vee!

Losing your kid fangs just shows
that you're growing up.

But you'll always be you
through and through.

That's right, screamheart.
You'll always be our little vampire.

♪ You're growing up, Vee ♪

♪ That can't be denied ♪

♪ But you'll always be ♪

♪ That same sweet monster inside ♪

♪ Nothing on earth, dear
Could possibly mar ♪

♪ The fangtastic ghoul
That we know that you are ♪

- ♪ You'll ♪
- ♪ You'll always be you ♪

- ♪ You'll always be you ♪
- ♪ You'll always be you ♪

♪ A vampire through and through ♪

- ♪ And whatever you do ♪
- ♪ And whatever you do ♪

♪ One thing's always true ♪

♪ Little Vee, you will always be you ♪

♪ Your fangs may fall out
Well, they're just baby teeth ♪

♪ So don't ever doubt
Who you are underneath ♪

- ♪ You'll ♪
- ♪ You'll always be you ♪

- ♪ You'll always be you ♪
- ♪ You'll always be you ♪

♪ No matter what you go through ♪

- ♪ Oh, and whatever you do ♪
- ♪ And whatever you do ♪

♪ One thing's always true ♪

[all] ♪ Little Vee,
You will always be you ♪

[guitar music playing]

My fangs!

Brand-new grown-up fangs
for a vampire who's growing up.

-Thank you.
-[Fang Fairy] No need to thank me.

Just keep being you.

-[Oxana and Vampirina] Bye.
-Come back soon!

Ready for us to tuck in
our big girl vampire?

Getting tucked in is part
of what makes me me...

so...yes!

[all laughing]

They're beautiful! Look at those teeth!

Vee, it's okay if you're a human now.

-We'll still be your friends.
-How are you doing?

Let me put it to you this way.

Fangs? Does this mean...

I got my grown-up fangs!

-Yay!
-Awesome!

I still have the things
that make me... me!

I knew you were a vampire
through and through.

I may not be in Transylvania anymore,

but I'm still a vampire.

I'm me, no matter what.

[chuckles] I'm Vee no matter what!

[Vampirina] "Transylvanian Tea."

You'll need this hat and this wand.

Ooh! Fairy wings!

You should wear these, too.

-[all giggle]
-Those are Demi's favorite.

But witches don't have wings
in Transylvania.

So, to be a perfect witch,
you'll also need...

-[thudding]
-What was that?

I hope Demi isn't teaching Gregoria
to tap-dance again.

It's not good for the floorboards.

[thudding]

Ooh! I didn't know
we had guests this weekend.

They must be strong?

If there's one thing I've learned
from raising you, little batkins,

it's never underestimate
the brute strength of a baby vampire.

[yells] Does that mean...

[laughs] Yes, batkins.

Your baby cousin Nosy is coming to visit.

-Aw!
-I can't wait!

But it gets better.

Nanpire the Great!

-Nan!
-Vee!

My little monster muffin.

Oh, Nan, I've missed you.

And I've missed you,
my little-widdle spooky cutie cousin!

Hi, Mrs. Nan.

[Nanpire] It's spooktacular
to see my ghoulie girls all together.

-[Nosy cackles]
-Oh, no, Nosy,

-don't pick up the piano again.
-[babbling]

I nailed it down so she couldn't do any...

-[Boris screams]
-[Nosy squeals]

I forgot to nail down the couch.

Your Aunt Olga asked me
to bat-sit Nosy this weekend,

and it gave me an enchanting idea.

Is it something that's gonna
jump out at me?

[laughs] No.

It's time we had our first
Transylvanian tea party together.

[both] Whoa!

It's one of my favorite traditions.

[Vampirina] Wow.
A real Transylvanian tea set?

I've wanted one of these
since I was little!

I used to host tea parties all the time
when I was your age,

with this very same set.

We used to make Spooky Scones
and wear our favorite capes.

That sounds magical!

Yeah! That even sounds fun to me.

But now I want to pass
the hosting tradition to you.

Uh, I get to host my very own tea party?

I know you will be
absolutely terrifying as a host!

And it will be our very first
tea party together.

[Nosy coos, laughs]

Now, why don't you girls get started?

We'll join you after I fit your father
with a new cape.

After 800 years, they tend to wear out.

Oh, Mommy! You shouldn't have!

Come on, let's go try it on.

Don't worry, Nan. You help Papa,

and I'll host the perfect
Transylvanian tea party!

I promise!

[Gregoria whistling]

Hush now! This tea's a little too excited
if you ask me.

Sounds like we're almost ready.

Nan is going to be so impressed.

Let's see. Nan said we needed napkins
folded into ghosts,

and teacups on the right,
and baby claw forks on the left.

-So now all we're missing is...
-[Remy] Presenting...

Chef Remy Bones' Chef Remy Scones!

And to add the little flair,
my famous "terrormisu"!

Wow! Sounds hauntingly tasty, Chef Remy.

-I think we're ready to start.
-[squeals]

[yells] The baby!

I think Nosy is excited.

[Nosy cooing]

As your new spooktastic host,
I'll serve the Transylvanian tea.

-[rattling]
-Uh, what's going on?

-[screaming]
-[squealing]

[all gasp]

-[Poppy] We're floating!
-Which is usually a ghost thing,

and not a tea party thing.

And it's not really a convenient
gargoyle thing.

[whimpers] How do we get down?

We can't have a tea party in the air!

-Can we?
-Maybe we can.

This is Nanpire's tea set.

This must be how she used to host
her tea parties.

And I want mine to be
as spooktacular as hers.

Your grandma really is the coolest.

She loves when things are unexpected.

And this is definitely unexpected!

So let's have tea.

Allow me, hostess Vee. [giggles]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!!!

[gasps] Whoopsie.

Now what?

We can't have a tea party without tea.

It's okay.
Uh, we'll just start with the scones

and scareberry jam instead.

Oh, we can still have a perfect party.

Here you go, Nosy.

A yummy scone for my favorite cousin.

[squeals]

[munching]

Mmm!

Would anyone care for a scone?

With a side of baby slobber?

Now what are we gonna do?

Uh, don't worry.
We still have the terrormisu.

Uh-oh!

-Watch out!
-[Nosy cooing, laughing]

[Demi] I wonder if Nan's tea parties
were this, uh, lively?

Everybody! Catch that dessert!

Oh, no! Flying saucers too!

Watch out!

[Nosy giggling]

Whoa! I'm starting to think
Nan's tea parties

weren't as haunted as this!

This is pretty...batty.

[munches] I got this, Vee!

[Demi yelps]

No, you don't. You don't got this.

But this scream cheese filling is delish!

Mmm! Oh, it sure is!

-[all screaming]
-Sorry, everybody.

I'll put everything back. Don't worry.

-Sorry, Nosy.
-[cooing]

Just trying to get this party
under control.

I promised Nan I'd be the perfect host,
so that's what I'm gonna do.

[laughing]

Uh-oh! Baby battys!

[Vampirina] Watch out!

Vee, look!

Nosy!

Come back!

[Nosy coos]

Uh, who wanted the cup of Nosy? Anybody?

-[Nosy cooing]
-[Vee] Nosy!

Hold on. I'll fix this!

-[Nosy laughing]
-[Vee whimpers]

-Whoa!
-[giggling]

Ohh! Now I'm really sure
Nan's tea parties weren't like this.

-[Poppy] Whoa!
-[Vee] This is a batastrophe!

It looks like the set is calming down.

I have to get this runaway tea party
under control.

[sighs] Maybe if I pack everything up.

-[whimpers]
-There.

But I guess that means the party's over.

I wasn't a spooktacular host
like I promised Nan.

[whimpers, crying]

Oh, no!

It's okay, Nosy.

I'm sorry it wasn't a perfect tea party.

Oh, is that little Nosy?

Come here, sweetkins.

I'm sure she's just tired
from all the excitement.

No. I'm pretty sure
it's because I wasn't a very good host.

I'm sorry, everyone.

Vee?

Where did our host flutter off to?

I'll be back in a spooky second.

What's wrong, my little spider?

[sighs] I wanted to be
the most spooktacular host

and make you proud,

but everything went, well, a little batty.

Oh, Vee. Hosting a Transylvanian tea party
doesn't have to be perfect.

You should have seen my first tea party.

Were your desserts dancing away?

Teacups and kettles flying everywhere?

Scones covered in baby vampire slobber?

[cackles] My party went through the roof!

Like, it actually went through the roof.

[laughs] Whoa! That is batty.

When you're having fun,
things get a little out of place.

It doesn't have to be perfect.

By the giggles I heard,

it seemed to me
you were having a wonderful party.

But I don't think Nosy had a good time.

-She started to cry.
-[Nosy cries]

How about we start again?

But it was a magical mess.

I promise it won't be this time.
We'll do it together.

Besides, a good host never gives up.

[chuckling] Hmm. Okay. You're right.
Thanks, Nan.

-[Nosy whimpering]
-Oh, no, she's still upset.

I fed her and burped her,
but she's still sad as a wet werewolf.

Our host can take care of it. Right, Vee?

I think I know what to do.

[Nosy sobbing]

[cackling]

-She stopped crying!
-Whoa.

Nosy didn't want the party to be over!

I guess she really was having a good time
even if it was a little batty.

Then let's get this party started!

Take a seat, my little monsters!

I'll pour everyone's first cup.

[yelping]

Or maybe I'll let Nan handle it.

[chuckles] Steadier hands.

[Nan humming]

-[cups rattling]
-Uh-oh.

-[Nosy] Yay!
-Wow!

Don't worry, screamkins.
That's part of the fun!

-Whoa!
-[Poppy] Cool!

[Bridget] Spooktacular!

See? With a little vampire magic,
tea parties are the best!

You know, I always like the unexpected.

That's what makes a tea party fun!

♪ My parties never went as planned ♪

♪ No, not a single one ♪

♪ But you must understand that ♪

♪ That's what made them so much fun ♪

♪ I remember once ♪

♪ My spoons went dancing 'round the tray ♪

♪ The forks did belly flops ♪

♪ And the saucers all sang cabaret ♪

♪ Sometimes when things go wrong ♪

♪ They need not be corrected ♪

♪ Enjoy the unexpected ♪

♪ So Vee, my dear, who cares ♪

♪ If chairs go soaring through the air ♪

♪ If teacups zip and zoom ♪

♪ And the tea goes flying everywhere ♪

♪ Take a look around ♪

♪ Your party's unaffected ♪

- ♪ Enjoy ♪
- ♪ Enjoy ♪

- ♪ Enjoy ♪
-[both] ♪ Enjoy, enjoy the unexpected ♪

[all laughing]

This really is a spooktacular tea party.

Don't you think, Nosy?

[coos, cackling]

[all laughing]

-[Nanpire] Aw.
-I'm here!

How do I look, Mommy?

Handsome as Dracula.

-And ready for some tea!
-[Nosy cackles]

What's first? Gargoyle Grey?
Blood Orange? Newt-Eye Chai?

[gasps] Mummy Mint?

To the most wonderful host
of a terrorific tea party!

To Vampirina and her friends!

[chattering]

[closing theme music]