02x18 - Dia de los Muertos/As You Wish

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange,
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina]
"Día de los Muertos!

Day of the Dead!"

Oh, look at that.
Dark. Dreary. Dismal.

Beautiful!

It's the perfect night!

Who's up
for a game of Scareades

and some nice
rainy-night snacks?

-I am!
-Me!

Bring it on!

Presenting my rainy-night
snack special!

S'mooOOOooores!

-S'mores?
-No!

S'moooOOOooores!

Ze pronunciation
eez much more dramatique!

Mmm.
Thanks, Chef Remy!

-[doorbell screams]
-Who could that be this late?

Buenas noches!
May we come in?

We are absolutely soaked
to the b-b-bone.

Oh, yes! Come in, come in!

-I'm Raquelita.
-Hi! I'm Vee!

-I love your hair!
-Thanks! I love your outfit!

We are mariachi musicians,
in town for a festival.

Unfortunately, this storm came up,
and we got stuck here!

Raquelita found your B&B
on the World Wide Cobweb.

Our home is your home!

Uh... nuestra casa
es su casa.

-Did I say that right?
-Ah, yes! Perfecto!

-[crunching]
-Huh!

Ah! Sacre bleu!

Les squelettes!

I hardly ever get to hang out
with other skeletons!

I am ze famous
Chef Remy Bones from Paris.

You are from Mexique, oui?

Sí! [chuckles]
Good eyehole, mi amigo.

I have just ze thing
to make you feel right at home.

A recipe
for ze Chupacabras Churros!

I have been dying to try it out!

Thank you so much
for letting us stay.

It is just sad
that we will not be able

to make it home to Mexico City
for the holiday.

-What holiday?
-Día de Muertos, of course!

Ooh, the Day of the Dead!
I love the Day of the Dead!

What's the Day of the Dead?

You don't know?

It's only our favorite celebration!

[playing mariachi music]

♪ So you'd
Like an explanation ♪

♪ Of the festive celebration ♪

♪ Where we honor
All our loved ones long gone ♪

♪ On this day
Of recollection ♪

♪ We recall them
With affection ♪

♪ And we share their stories
So they live on ♪

♪ It's the Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate
The Day of the Dead ♪

[tambourine jingling]

♪ Then we build
For them an altar ♪

♪ So they know
Our love won't falter ♪

♪ Filled with all their
Favorite objects and food ♪

♪ And it's not so shocking,
Is it ♪

♪ If the spirits
Come to visit? ♪

♪ And they stay
Till all the revels conclude ♪

♪ On The Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate
The lives that they led ♪

♪ On the Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate
The Day of the Dead ♪

Wow! That sounds spooktacular.

Sadly, we'll miss it.

But you have to celebrate
the Day of the Dead!

As a ghost,
I'm pretty close with the departed,

and they do not like you missing it!

Then why don't we
all celebrate it right here

at the Scare B and B?

[gasp] Could we?

-Absolutely!
-Oooh, I can't wait!

First we need to make
an ofrenda-- the altar.

What is a Día de Muertos altar, exactly?

It's where you place things
that were special

to your loved ones
who have passed on.

And then you talk about them
and remember them,

and they visit you!

Are we getting company?
Ooh, how do I look?

Is my bowtie okay?

[giggles]
Guapo! Very handsome!

So what kinds of things
do you add to the altar?

Well, if they enjoyed knitting,
you might put some yarn.

And if they liked fangball,
you could put a jersey!

And if they liked rocks,
you'd put some rocks!

What, I like rocks.

We're going to dedicate
a big part of the altar

to my Abuelita Tita--

my grandmother--
so she can visit.

Hmm...
who should we dedicate our altar to?

I know.
How about Great Uncle Dieter?

That's a wonderful idea, Vee!
I'm sure he would love to visit.

And I've never really met him,
besides waving to his picture.

Why don't you look for things
for Uncle Dieter's altar

while Papa and I
help the Calacas?

Okay! What kind of stuff
did Uncle Dieter like?

Hmm. I don't really know.

I only met him once
when I was a little bat.

But all you have to do
is take a look at his portrait.

His expression, the little details.

You can learn a lot
about a vampire that way.

I'm sure whatever you find for your
uncle's altar will be beautiful!

Good luck, Vee!

If Uncle Dieter's portrait
says anything about him,

-he must have been pretty...
-Old!

Suuuuuper old.

Ah. And here's a detail: dust.

[blows]
So much dust!

He must have liked
old, dusty things?

That makes sense, right?

Are you sure?

Yeah! We should look for the oldest,
dustiest stuff we can find!

-Right! He'll love it!
-I... guess so.

A broken clock
for Uncle Dieter's altar?

Yup. Phew. Old and dusty.

A dried-up lemon?

Old and dusty.

A... What is that?

Not sure, but it's old and dusty,
just like Uncle Dieter.

[Mamá Calaca]
On the altar, we place things

that have meaning for our loved ones
who have passed away.

Abuelita loved playing music,
so we place the instruments there.

She loved sweet bread.

And she is going to go crazy
for my Chupacabras Churros!

[giggles]
Yes! She loved pastries, too!

And the glass of water
and fruit are traditional.

Abuelita liked horchata.

It's a drink made from almonds
and rice and spices.

And, uh, this is what you found
for Uncle Dieter?

It's perfect!

Hauntleys love dusty old junk!

These things
don't seem very... exciting.

I hope Uncle Dieter will like them.

Now is the time where we tell stories
about our loved ones.

I remember when I was very small,

my abuelita came to me

and said she had
a very special surprise.

I held out my hands,
and she put in them an abrazo,

a pastry like this one.

"Abrazo" means "hug."

And mi abuelita said,
"We call this pastry an abrazo

because it is like the dough
is hugging the cream.

When you eat this hug,
it will be gone."

Then she hugged me and said...

But my hug will never leave you.

And here it is, mija!

-Abuelita!
-Raquelita!

-Oh, Mamá!
-Welcome, Abuela.

Awww!

-[Gregoria sniffles]
-Gregoria!

-Are you crying?
-No! Of course not!

The... The rain...
Roof must be leaking on my face.

Then it must be leaking on mine, too!

[blowing]

Do you have a story to tell
about your Uncle Dieter, Vee?

I... Well, um...

Oh. One time when Demi and I
were playing vampire tag,

I accidentally knocked
into Uncle Dieter's portrait!

He didn't say anything, but then again,
his portrait never does,

so... anyway, um...

Can't wait to talk to him
when he visits.

Which should be any second now. Uh, right?

Maybe he doesn't have
the right address?

'Course he does!
He's right there!

Oh, no. I don't think
Uncle Dieter is coming.

My dear, maybe the things
you put on your altar

aren't quite right for your uncle.

You need to know more

about what kind of vampire
Uncle Dieter was.

-Then do you think he'll come?
-I'm sure he will.

We just need the right things
for his altar!

Why don't we all look
around the house

and see what we can find?

-I'll check the walls!
-I'll help you.

But we need to do it fast
before Día de Muertos is over.

[creak]

There have to be
some clues around here

about what kind
of vampire Uncle Dieter was.

Well, I can tell you
that he really liked walls.

He put 'em in every room.

[Gregoria]
Demi! Be careful!

Oof!

Huh? Whoops!

Sorry, Uncle Dieter.

Hey! You look kind of different.

Yeah.
Not so old and dusty anymore.

Maybe we were wrong
about Uncle Dieter!

I think his portrait is
trying to tell us something!

Under the rug!

[straining]

[Raquelita]
The floor is so fancy!

Wait,
I've seen this kind of floor before.

In dance halls!

It's a dance floor!

Who'd have thought it?
Old Dieter was a dancer!

He wasn't old and dusty.
He was fun!

Let's see what else we can find!

I think this calls
for a dance party! [giggles]

[humming]

Or, you know, maybe another night.
Heh!

Nothing in here.

But wait,
what's that behind that box?

This must be Uncle Dieter's!
Let's see what's in it!

Whoa!
Uncle Dieter was a real fashion plate!

Look at this bat-tastic cane!

And dancing shoes!

-Uncle Dieter was a dancer!
-And one snappy dresser!

Look at him. Uncle Dieter was fancy.

Hmm.
This is a good look for me.

Hey, over here!

It's sheet music.

Did Uncle Dieter
play an instrument?

I'm not sure.

But this looks like...

[gasp] A spookylele!

Uncle Dieter must have
played one just like I do!

Let's get this stuff to the altar
before it's too late.

There. Do you think Uncle Dieter
will like his new altar?

Oh. It's beautiful, batkins.

Yes. We'll even add
some marigold flowers.

Their fragrance will help
guide Uncle Dieter

back to the land of the living.

I feel like I know more
about Uncle Dieter than I ever did.

I hope I get to meet him.

[sighs]
I don't think he's coming.

Don't forget, mijita,
you need to remember him.

Maybe with a story?

I don't have a story
about Uncle Dieter.

But I might just have
something that'll work.

♪ Take me back ♪

♪ Where monsters roam ♪

♪ The place
That vampires ♪

♪ All call home ♪

♪ Where the werewolves
Sweetly croon ♪

♪ Under the Transylvanian moon ♪

[together] ♪ Under
The Transylvanian moon ♪

My fangtabulous family!

Thank you so much
for remembering me!

And thank you for bringing
this wonderful tradition to our home.

Oh, de nada, Señor Dieter.

Uh, nice to meet you, Uncle Dieter.

Vampirina! You sure know
how to play the spookylele.

I guess it runs in the family.

Thanks! I'm sorry I didn't learn
more about you until now.

But we never forgot you!

Of course not! You kept
my home in haunted condition!

Monsters from all over the world
come here to stay

and celebrate
the most important thing--

family.

What better way
is there to be remembered?

I can't think of one!

As long as you're all in this house
and my portrait is on the wall,

I'll always be with you.

Now let's all... rock out!

-[playing upbeat melody]
-Oh ha ha ha!

-[laughter]
-[Wolfie barks]

[Vampirina]
"As You Wish!"

[happy barks]

What do you think, Wolfie?

-Do you like your new dog house?
-[barking]

-I think it's very cozy!
-[Vampirina laughs]

-[Edgar] Stay tuned...
-[gasps]

...for the spookiest show yet!

Goin' back in!

I'm Edgar Peepleson,

and this is "Weekly Weirdness!"

Hey, Edgar!
So, spookiest show yet?

Let me guess.

Is your latest episode
about the full moon?

Potions? Bigfoot's shoes?

Nope! I need something new.

But there's just nothing
weird going on here today.

Mind if I take a look
around here instead?

I don't
want to disappoint my fans.

I have ten counting on me!

Uh, sure.

But nothing is ever weird around here!

-[Demi giggling]
-[barks]

[barking]

Hey,
maybe Wolfie's on to something!

Any monsters, boy?
Ghosts? Goblins?

[Vampirina laughs nervously]
Nope.

And, uh... looks like
it's Wolfie's snack time.

Yeah, he barks when he's... hungry.

And definitely not
when he sees a ghost.

-[barks]
-We'll be inside

if you need help with your video!

[barks]

[panting]

[humming]

It smells spookalicious in here,
Chef Remy!

What are you making?

Only my most
spookifying dessert to date!

I am working on recipes

for my new Chef Remy Bones
cookbook!

Cupcakes!

-Ooh, yummy!
-Mmm!

-Hey!
-Huh?

Ah! No-no-no-no.
Not so fast.

These are no ordinary cupcakes.

They look like regular cupcakes to me.

Which is kinda strange
for the Hauntley house.

Usually everything
looks not-so-regular.

Why would you make cupcakes
that look this good, but we can't eat?

That's t*rture! t*rture I tell you!

Because these are the most magical treat
of Transylvania:

crystal ball cupcakes!
You will love them.

One bite of a crystal ball cupcake,
and for the rest of the day,

any wish you make will be granted.

-Bat-tastic!
-Wow!

-I wanna try!
-But...

you must be scareful what you wish for,
mademoiselles.

The wishes will last
until the sun sets.

Zat is why we must wait to eat them
until your parents are home. Ha ha!

The magic is very powerful!

[whispers] Here, Cupcakes!
Come to Demi!

-Hmm!
-[snaps]

-Ohh!
-No tasting!

Now shoo!

Magical desserts are my favorite!

Can you believe
we can make our wishes come true?

And eat a cupcake.

-Who would have guessed?
-We don't even need a genie!

-Genies are real?!
-Of course they're real!

Haven't you ever met
my friend Barbara?

We won't need a genie today!

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just imagine all
The wacky wishes you can wish ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Wish for 20,000 servings
'Cause they're so delish ♪

♪ Use your wishes
On a flying pony ♪

♪ Monster-roni ♪

♪ A swimming pool
That's full of goo ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh. ♪

♪ Doesn't matter
What you wish for ♪

♪ It will all come true ♪

♪ Go on and take a bite,
It sure can't hurt ♪

♪ When you wish upon dessert ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh ♪

Vee, be careful!

It gets complicated
when you wish.

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh ♪

-Aw, c'mon, you know it's foolproof.
-It's foolproof-ish!

♪ We could wish
For a bouquet of flowers ♪

♪ Super powers! ♪

♪ A school
Of magic zombie fish ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake,
Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Doesn't matter 'cause you're
Always gonna get your wish ♪

Anything spooky in here?

Ooh! Something delicious!

-[gasp]
-Edgar! Don't!

I mean, uh, what are you doing?

Mm. Having a snack!
Mmm. Cupcakes are the best.

I wish they just grew on trees, don't you?

-[gasps]
-Oh, no!

Edgar's wish came true!
Hey, Edgar!

I, uh, bet there's something spooky
in the living room.

Wolfie kept barking again.
Very suspicious.

[mouth full]
Awesome! I'm on it.

[Poppy] Oh, brother.
My monster and magic loving brother!

This is not good!

The biggest monster fan in the world

has the power to make
his wishes come true!

What if he accidentally makes
a wish on "Weekly Weirdness"?

Aah! Sacre bleu!

He can ask for anything now.

You must stop him from wishing!

All day. Until ze sun sets!

If everything he asks for comes true,
that's going to be impossible!

Don't panic. How many wishes
could he possibly say anyway?

You'd be surprised!

I can think
of a million wishes right now!

New ghost bike, ghost shoes,

power of time travel,
and my own pony!

Oh! Zis is very serious.

Edgar only has to say that
he wants or desires something,

and it will come true!

I think you need to make some changes
to this recipe, Chef.

Don't worry. There's no wish
we can't handle if we work as a team.

Let's go!

Hey, Edgar,
we're ready to help with your video.

And that's all we're gonna do!

You have everything
you possibly need.

Right?

All part of being a one-man show!

'Course sometimes I wish
my equipment would carry itself.

Uh... We'll help you with that!

Thanks!
Now let's get this episode started.

[girls grunting]

[Edgar]
Should we look for Gremlins?

Gargoyles? Or...

Ghosts?!

I mean, not that there
are any ghosts around here.

You never know, Bridget!

I totally want to film a ghost!

[gasp]

Or you know what would be better?

A skeleton!

[whispers] Run!

A skeleton would be cool.

Maybe we can check a closet or two?

Good thinking.

What if we open the episode
with a monster roar?

I used Miss Cuddle Cakes last week.

This time, I want the real deal!

-[monstrous roar]
-[gasps]

Did you... hear something?

Hear what?

It sounded like a...

a roar!

Oh, that! That was my...
stomach growling?

We can't take any chances.

I'd better keep my camera rolling
until we catch something spooky!

This is Edgar, live and on the search!

We're on the hunt
for the elusive Bigfoot,

a mysterious mummy,
or any spooky sighting.

I'm here with my crew--
Poppy, Vee, and Bridget.

They're helping me out until we have
a real monster camera crew someday!

I'd want monsters
to help me with lights,

cameras, the works!

[gulp]

[noises upstairs]

Did he say monster camera crew?

Hey, Edgar! Um... have you
checked the front porch yet?

[Edgar]
Good idea, Vee.

Those floorboards
are always extra creaky.

Be right back!

Monsters!

All right, let's look alive!

We start filming
"Weekly Weirdness" in five.

Ooh-hoo! My precious hat!

All right, let's get you into make-up.

Hey! I'm not ready for my close-up!

Oh, but I got the perfect shade
for your stone.

Okay, maybe a little.

We have to get them out of here, quick!

Edgar will be back any minute!

Excuse me, monsters.

We'll actually be filming
upstairs in my room.

-So, uh, let's go.
-[claps]

Time is money, folks!

[Poppy]
That was close!

Only your brother would wish
for an entire monster camera crew!

[Gregoria]
I'll be in my dressing room.

-[door creaks]
-[Edgar sighs]

Still nothing weird.
Not even out front.

What am I going to do for my show?

I promised my fans
something totally eerie by tonight.

The day is almost over!

I better hurry up
and find something.

Just a little while longer,
then Edgar's wishes will disappear!

[Edgar] What's that?

I wish it were a little brighter in here.

Ooh!

Hey, that was weird!
I just said that!

Our lights have, uh, wish--

I mean, motion sensors.

Yep! They, uh, turn on
when you walk by.

Spotted. A spooky shadow,
a creepy old piano.

If only I had some music
or special effects to go with this.

-[spooky piano music]
-[thunder booms]

Did you just hear the piano play?
And thunder?!

Oh, you know, the weather in Pennsylvania
can be very unpredictable!

Heh. Uh...

I don't know. Maybe there is something
weird going on after all.

[low battery warning beeps]

No! I was finally on to something!

Well, I guess that's a wrap!

Yeah, too bad, Edgar!
How about we do something else?

Anything else. Just not here.

I was so close to having
my spookiest episode yet.

Now I have nothing!

I wish more than anything
my camera wasn't dead.

[beeping]

D-did you see that?!

I made a wish, and it came true!

[nervous laugh]
That's not possible!

Exactly! That's weird!

Do you think
I'm in a lucky spell or something?

You mean, a lucky spell

where every wish comes true
for the entire day?

Nope! Definitely not!

Yeah, there's no such thing.

And it doesn't taste delicious!

There's only one way to find out.

This can't be good.

Okay. If this is really a lucky spell,

then if I wanted chocolate milk,
it would be inside.

Wow! Does this mean
anything I want will come true?

How long do you think
my luck will last?

My video is going to be a hit!

What are we going to do?

He might wish
for something we can't hide!

This gargoyle is all out of ideas,

except that these cupcakes
are trouble!

Um, does this mean that Chef Remy

is never making crystal ball
cupcakes ever again?

Maybe not.

But Edgar still has time to wish.

Look! You cannot let him see
any of ze magic going on!

We just have to distract him
a little longer.

We can do this. We have to!

Edgar? What are you doing?

If I really have the power
to wish for something,

then I'm going to wish

for the most awesome,
amazing thing I can think of.

Oh, I don't think I wanna know!

I wish to spend a day with a monster!

Whoa!

Vee? Aw, man!
You're not a monster.

I guess I'm not
that lucky after all.

Of course not.

How about you spend a day
with friends instead?

I do have some monster
movies to watch,

and this cool pillow fort.

Let's do it!

[cheering]

Attention all fans.

No luck with a spooky sighting today,

but searching for monsters
with friends was even better.

Tune in next week for...

[all]
..."Weekly Weirdness"!

Thanks. I couldn't have
done my video without your help.

-[beeping]
-That's the popcorn!

I think we've had enough
wishing for one afternoon.

These will be just as magical tomorrow.

Congratulations, mademoiselle!
You made it.

The wishing magic
is about to wear off.

Oh! Gotta hurry!
Gotta hurry! Gotta-

Oh!

Oh, man!

-[laughter]
-Oh, Demi!

Oh, none for you!

[theme music playing]