02x21 - A Gargoyle Carol/Deliver-eeek!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "A Gargoyle Carol."

[Oxana] It was so nice of the Peeplesons
to lend us some decorations

for our first Christmas in Pennsylvania!

Aww! This snowman has a carrot nose
and cute little earmuffs!

[gasps] And look at this
handsome ghost ornament!

Oh, he's absolutely gleaming!

[laughs] Demi, that's you!

Humans don't have ghost ornaments

like we used to back in Transylvania.

That's right. There's nothing spooky
about human Christmas.

Everything's so...
sparkly and bright. Heh.

[playing "Deck the Halls"]

-It's different.
-[Wolfie barks]

h*! h*! h*! Scary Christmas!

[giggles] Papa! Humans say,
"Merry Christmas." Remember?

Right! Still getting used to
our new Christmas traditions.

Well, zey are more "holly and jolly"

zan "spooky and gloopy"
like monster Christmas.

But, euh, I like it! Heh.

I even made candy canes
just in time for Christmas Eve!

Mmm! I kinda like
celebrating Christmas the human way.

[Gregoria] That makes one of us.

Frilly red bows, reindeer, and--

Not mistletoe, too?

This isn't the Hauntley way
to do Christmas!

Where's the dead tree
with eyeball ornaments?

And the gingerbread zombies?

And why is coal in stockings
a bad thing in Pennsylvania?

What's wrong
with some good old rocks?

I know it's not what we're used to,

but what matters is that
we're doing it together.

Hit it, Papa!

Our first annual
Hauntley family Christmas tree,

Pennsylvania-style. Ta-da!

-Wow!
-So enchanting!

Too bright! Uh-- Too cheery!

I know just the thing to get you
in the Christmas spirit, Gregoria.

Huh? That's it!

These human traditions are too much
for one gargoyle to handle!

I'm starting to think
I should just head back

to Transylvania for Christmas.

But that means you'll be all alone.

At least I'll be
doing Christmas the right way.

Boo! Humbug!

[sighs] There must be some way
to convince Gregoria

that human Christmas isn't so bad.

I don't want her to leave.

And neither do we. But don't worry.

I'm sure she'll come around.

It's hard being away
from Transylvania for Christmas.

But that doesn't mean we can't have
the most bat-tastic time together.

We just have to show her that.

Now, it's way past bedtime
for a certain little bat.

Christmas is tomorrow,
and that means Santa's Claws are coming!

[giggles] I think you mean
"Santa Claus," Mama.

[gasps] I have one more thing to do!

Cookies and milk?

That's what human kids
leave out for Santa!

-[barks]
-Can you make sure

Wolfie doesn't get the milk, Papa?

Of course, little Vee.

But now, I can see why this tradition
hasn't caught on in Transylvania.

Ahh, one lick and we'd have ourselves
a Christmas werewolf! Ooh!

Merry Christmas, Papa!
Merry Christmas, Mama!

[barks]

Wha--?

Uhh? Gregoria, Demi? Is-- Is that you?

Season's Greetings!
I am the Christmas Ghost.

What the what, now?

Ahh, just the gargoyle I wanted to see.

Why are you dressed like that?

Not sure. But cute, right?

It's my Christmas Ghost uniform.

Christmas Ghost? Is this a joke?

We ghosts don't joke, ma'am.

I'm here to get you
into the Christmas spirit!

I'm in the Christmas spirit just fine.

I just prefer the monster way
of doing things.

But you need to remember
what Christmas is truly about.

And you're here to show her?

Indeed! And you can help me, Vampirina.

-So, are we ready to go?
-Go where?

Back in time... to the past!

[echoing] Past... past...

[Vampirina] We're in Transylvania!

[Gregoria] Now, that's more like it!

This castle looks familiar.

[Christmas Ghost] Well, it should.
Because you're home.

[humming]

It's me! As a baby!

For Hunchie! For Mama, Dada,
and Grandgoyle!

Ohh, Transylvania coal.

Now, that's a good gift.

[chuckles] You're so cute, Gregoria.

It looks like you're excited
for Christmas!

[Mother Gargoyle] Gregoria!
The fangy pudding is ready!

Coming, Mama!

My mama always made
the best fangy pudding.

It looks like you loved Christmas
with your family when you were little.

Of course I did! We had
a dead tree every year

and cobweb stockings...

That's why I brought you here.

Remember what a happy, Christmas-loving
gargoyle you used to be?

That's because we were in Transylvania
doing Christmas the monster way.

How did we travel
back in time, anyway?

A couple of whooshes, lots of magic,

and just a sprinkle of nutmeg.

Well, let's get back home

so I can start packing
for Transylvania.

[Gregoria] I think your magic
is a little off.

Can you whoosh us back
to our house? Inside?

I may be a rock,
but it's stone cold out here.

I think the Christmas Ghost
wants to show you something else.

Right you are, Vampirina!

I am now the Ghost
of Christmas Present!

Not to be confused with
the Ghost of Christmas Presents,

which is a totally different thing.

Involves lots of ribbon curling.

Anyhoo. Wanted to show you
what's happening

with your family
on Christmas day this year.

[Edna] Merry Christmas, neighbors!

Can I get you some hot cocoa
with peppermint?

If it's a human-- I-- I mean,
holiday tradition!

Heh. Of course!

And we brought these for you.

Is this gingerbread? How thoughtful!

Well, your family is certainly
in the Christmas spirit!

Yes, we are! Well, almost everyone.

I hope he's not talking about me.

Poor Gregoria.
I wish she would have stayed

with the family for Christmas.

Human traditions are actually
quite enchanting!

But she's been too grumpy to notice.

Me? Grumpy? Why would she say
a thing like that?

I think Mama and Papa
want you to enjoy Christmas.

Wherever we are.

You may be in Pennsylvania,
but you're with your family, after all.

It's like nobody understands me.

I like my monster traditions, OK?

Who wants to do the Reindeer Hop?

-[laughing]
-[laughs] Look, I have antlers!

-I love it!
-Oh, how fun!

Now, that is ridiculous.

If that's what my family
is doing for Christmas this year,

then I need to get
to Transylvania more than ever.

[sighs]

I know it's hard
being away from home.

The truth is, I miss our
Transylvanian Christmas, too.

-You do?
-Of course!

Remember when Mama
decorated the house with thistletoe?

And we went scrolling
in the cemetery?

And Nan made her famous
peppermint bark?

[laughs] And it barked back at Wolfie?

[laughs] Yeah! I really miss all of that.

But we won't know how we feel
about human Christmas traditions

until we give them a try.

So, will you stay with us for Christmas?

Sorry, Vee. This human stuff
just isn't for me.

Uh, hold your haunts!

I have one more thing to show you.

Uh-uh! I'm done with you
and all your magical... swooshing.

Well, technically, it's "whooshing."

Don't worry. This won't take long.

Uh-- You could have at least
taken us somewhere exciting.

Why are we back in the living room?

Why-- Why-- Why is it empty?

The whole house is empty!

It looks like we moved!

Hello? Anybody here?

What's going on?

This is Christmas Yet to Come.

The... future?

That's right. Nothing
you see here has happened yet,

but if things don't change,
this could be your fate, Gregoria.

But... why-- But why
are you showing me this?

If my family moved, then
I would have gone with them.

[gasps] Is that... me?

Why am I in Edna's garden?

Am I a... a... a g-g-g--

Garden gnome? I'm afraid so.

But I'm the Hauntley's gargoyle,
not Edna's garden decoration!

I'm supposed to be guarding my family,

not sitting here
with a flower pot on my head.

Did my family forget about me?

Did they accidentally leave me behind?

[gasps]

Gregoria?

Maybe I was more of a grump
than I thought.

Maybe not wanting
to spend Christmas here

in Pennsylvania with everybody
hurt their feelings.

Your feelings. I'm sorry, Vee.

Maybe I'm wrong about
this human Christmas thing.

But Christmas isn't about
whether you celebrate

the human way or monster way.

Or if you're in Transylvania
or Pennsylvania.

Christmas is about
being with those you love.

Your family.

Mm-hmm. [gasps]

Am I too late,
Christmas Ghost? Is my future

as Edna's garden gnome set in stone?

It's never too late to change.

♪ It's true that we
Can't change ♪

♪ What happened long ago ♪

♪ But the future's
Clean and new ♪

♪ As freshly fallen snow ♪

♪ So let's say goodbye,
At last ♪

♪ To the ghosts
Of Christmas past ♪

♪ As we gather close and watch
The Christmas spirit grow ♪

♪ And so here's
A Christmas present ♪

♪ That'll last
The whole year through ♪

♪ While the past's
Already written ♪

♪ The future's up to you ♪

♪ It's not too late ♪

♪ Don't wind up
As a garden gnome ♪

♪ Change your fate ♪

♪ Come and celebrate at home ♪

♪ Yes, the greatest
Christmas present ♪

♪ Is a fact that's always true ♪

♪ While the past's
Already written ♪

♪ The future's up to you ♪

[grunts] Did that really happen?

D-Did Gregoria--?

Wake up! Come on!
It's Christmas morning!

Christmas Ghost!

Well, I guess you could call me that.

Although, I prefer "Yuletide Ghoul."

[giggles] Come on! Chef Remy's
making Christmas pancakes for everybody!

Mama! Papa!

Merry Christmas, screamheart!

Is Gregoria here?
Did she stay for Christmas?

We have to find her!

Uh... Gregoria?

Vee! Merry Christmas!

Gregoria!

Boris, Oxana! Merry Christmas!

You, too, Chef Remy!

And Merry Christmas
to my favorite ghost!

Gingerbread man, anyone?

Gregoria! You're here!

-And so merry!
-And bright!

I realized my family is more important

than fangy pudding
and a Transylvanian tree.

So you're staying here for Christmas,

even if we do it the human way?

As long as I'm with my family,
that's all that matters.

-Merry Christmas!
-[Wolfie barking]

-[all] Merry Christmas!
-Good to be home!

[Vampirina] "Deliver-Eek!"

Phew! We sure picked a hot day
to harvest the garden.

-[hair chirping]
-Ahh! Batties!

Uh-oh. Looks like you need
another layer of SPF 700, batkins.

[giggles]

There. Phew!

That's the last
of the screamberries.

And I finished
plucking the scarrots,

and only one tried to bite me!

Aah! OK, two.

That just leaves...
the jumping beans!

[struggling]

Aah! Oh, no!

Oh, bats! Get those beans!

Hmm. Got any terror-twos?

Go shriek.

[all sighing]

Phew! You three are so dusty,

I almost mistook you for gargoyles.

Mama's Transylvanian
jumping beans

were extra jumpy today.

Whoops! [nervous chuckle]
Sorry we weren't there to help,

but, uh, you know, how grumpy
Gregoria gets

when she doesn't get
her one-on-one Demi time. Hm?

Right. That's what makes me grumpy.

Normally, we can handle
the gardening ourselves,

but recently, I've felt
a little overwhelmed

with growing all the food for us
and the Scare B and B guests.

Well, it's not like
we can go to the supermarket

down the street for vampire
fruits and vegetables

like we used to in Transylvani--aah!

If only it was just a little easier.

Well, it can be a little easier!

Aha! Here it is!

The website for Deliver-Eek!

Deliver-Eek? What's that?

It's a delivery service

with overnight deliveries
from Transylvania!

Oh, they'll bring you anything!

Where do you think I get all my bowties?

Oh, let's see here
You can get a magic carpet,

fang-sharpeners, ooh,
an electric coffin-buffer. Heh.

Ooh! Monster stress ba*ls!

"In Transylvania,
the stress ball squeezes you."

[Vampirina]
And look, Mama!

Transylvanian fruits and vegetables!

We can order a bunch of stuff,
and it'll be here tomorrow morning!

That really is convenient.

Everyone, pick one thing you need,
and we'll place an order together.

-We totally need that!
-Whoo! Yes!

Don't forget screamberries.

-Stone polish!
-We all need a new bowtie, I think.

[doorbell rings, screams]

[gasps] Our Deliver-Eek!

-That was fast.
-Yay!

-It's here!
-[Gregoria] Hold on!

Some of us were in the tub.

Meow!

Sorry! Forgot vampires can't speak cat.

Ghastly greetings from Deliver-Eek!,

where our motto is,
"We get you what you need,

no-monster what!" [laughs]

I'm Cleo, your designated Delivery Witch.

Hi. I'm Vampirina,
and this is my family.

-Hi, there!
-Hello!

Enchanted, Hauntleys!

Here's your order!

If I could just get your bite here.

Thanks so much!
Enjoy your package!

Wow! That really was easy!

[Demi] Yay!

Perfect.

Transylvanian scented candles!

Ohh! Worm's wart.

Smells like we're back home
in Transylvania.

And an ominous red-eyed crow statue!

We should order a bunch more stuff!

Gregoria, you're looking
more stone-faced than usual.

Everyone just needs to make sure

they don't get too carried away
with ordering stuff.

Haven't you seen Monster Hoarders?

Are you kidding? It's my favorite show!

Uh, remember the one where the Ogre
had 400 pairs of toe socks?

[laughs] Don't worry, Gregoria.

We'll just get the stuff
we absolutely need.

♪ No need to be wary ♪

♪ We'll only get
What's necessary ♪

♪ I'd love to try
That Super Slimy Polish ♪

♪ A system that organizes
All your capes ♪

♪ Those shrunken heads ♪

♪ Although they're
Rather smallish ♪

♪ Or ice cubes that come
In all these spooky shapes ♪

[Oxana] ♪ A Dragon Bot
To sweep and singe the carpet ♪

♪ Some Frightening Strips
To brighten up your fangs ♪

♪ A kit to turn your basement
Into a tar pit ♪

♪ A Terror Towel
That floats instead of hangs ♪

♪ I think we're agreed
That's what we need ♪

I don't know if "need"
is the word I'd use.

♪ A Transylvanian
Magic travel pillow ♪

♪ This Scare-Do lets you
Cut your hair yourself ♪

♪ A stuffed and fluffy
Mutant armadillo ♪

♪ Now that would look
Fangtastic ♪

♪ Sitting on our shelf ♪

[all] ♪ I think we're agreed
That's what we need ♪

♪ Essential indeed
That's what we need ♪

Not sure why we need
a buncha Transylvanian junk

when we've already got each other.

Oh, come on! Get into
the shopping spirit! Here.

[doorbell rings, screams]

-Hi, Cleo!
-[panting] Hey, Vee.

-Here's your--
-[owl hoots]

[grunting] Sorry.
It was a pretty bumpy flight

-from Transylvania this time.
-[hooting]

[gasps] That should be
everything you ordered.

Thanks!

Oh, you know what?

We ordered self-jogging pants for Papa,
but forgot the matching shirt.

We just need to order that real fast.

I just-- I just flew
all the way from Transylvania,

and you forgot that?

[chuckles nervously] Yeah. Sorry.

[Boris] Did you find the right shirt
to match my jogging pants, Little Vee?

Yep! It's in our shopping coffin.

Well, since we're already
making an order...

Ooh! Let's get these cursed
vampire bobble heads!

Why would we need bobble heads?

Nobody needs bobble heads!

But they're so cute!

They have a Bobble Bigfoot,
Bobble Blob Foot,

and-- [gasps] --Bobble Ghost!

Ohh, and they come to life
if you feed them after midnight!

And look at this terrorific deal!

Buy four bobble heads,
and the fifth is 5% off!

What a scream!

We should also get
this magic monster grow set.

Ooh! And new pieces
for my Skelly-Run game.

This! And one of those...

There. All done!

Sorry. It's a lot.

Nope! It's fi-- it's fine.

Remember, our motto is,
"We get you what you need,

no-monster what!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, there Cleo.

You've never dropped a package before.

Don't start now. Oh, no!

[exclaiming]

Ahh, phew! Good save.

-[doorbell rings, screams]
-[sighs]

Ooh! Those must be
my new gardening shears.

I can't wait to let them loose
on our hydrangeas!

-[Edna giggling]
-Huh?

Wait! Mrs. Peepleson!

Oh, no!

Mama! Papa! I need your help!

[Boris] Uh, we're a little
tied up at the moment.

Oof! These Wings of Steel
won't even budge, my dear!

Ohh... I just wanted to get my wings
ready for summer. [sighs]

What's wrong, Little Vee?

Mrs. Peepleson somehow
got ahold of our Deliver-Eek! boxes!

And she's already taken it inside!

-Frogs and fangs, that's not good!
-[grunting]

-We have to get that package!
-Ahh!

And get your father out of here
before he pulls a wing.

Things you do to be ready
for cape season.

OK, don't worry, Mama.

You get Papa out,
and I'll get the package.

[doorbell rings]

-Cleo!
-Hey, there.

Sorry to drop back in,
but I was so whiskered

that I forgot to ask for your parent's
bite signature, and--

No time for that!
There's a Deliver-Eek! box

in our next door neighbor's
house right now!

[gasps] Oh, no!

I must've misplaced
one of the packages!

[whispering]
Breathe, breathe, breathe.

[normal] Don't you worry!
I'll help you get it back.

On my honor as a Delivery Witch!

Oh, let's hurry!

Oh, getting gardening supplies!

Just like Christmas morning!

[phone ringing]

[Edna] Hello?

Why, yes, I am happy with my service.

♪ I'm just a skeleton
Fishing by ♪

So, you said you know
who lives here, right?

Yup! It's our friends
Edna, Edgar, and--

-[chuckles] Poppy!
-Vee, hey!

And... who's this?

Cleo the Delivery Witch,
at your service!

Poppy, there's been
a serious mail mix-up.

A Transylvanian Deliver-Eek!
Package meant for my house is here!

I have no idea what that is,

but if it's from Transylvania,
that's a big problem!

Whiskers! The box is empty!

Where'd all the stuff go?

Uh, Vee? What exactly was in
this Deliver-Eek! package?

Um, magic skeletons, monster plans,
you know, Transylvanian stuff.

[Edna] Though... I guess I could
be happier...

Well, my mom's on the phone,
and she's not screaming.

So she must not have
seen anything. Yet.

Then our order must have
left the box by itself!

[Edna] Oh, thanks so much. Toodles!

You two, go look.
I'll keep my mom distracted.

I think this is best
for a stealth mission.

Good idea! Let's get looking.

[Cleo] Found our first culprits!

[yowls]

I'll help you!

Nice wing-work, Vee!

Have you been using
the Wings of Steel?

Nope! Just good old-fashioned
vampire strength.

-There! A singing skeleton fish!
-[fish singing]

I've delivered lots of those.

It sings when it spots something
moving in front of it.

Uh-oh! It's flopping towards
Edgar's bedroom door!

Careful... careful...

-♪ I'm just a skeleton ♪
-Whiskers!

It's that infectious folksy tune!

[screaming] Run!

What was that?

[Skeleton Fish] ♪ I'm just a ♪

[panting] Is that everything?

Um... I don't think so.

They're getting bigger!
What do we do?

It's the sun! It must be helping
the plants grow extra fast!

We gotta get them back
inside the box where it's dark!

Ahh! I can't get close enough!

Hmm. You just
keep them distracted.

Now! The box!

[Skeleton Fish]
♪ I'm just a skeleton fish ♪

Whoo-hoo! We did it!

Now, let's high-tail it outta here!

-Whoa!
-And we barely made it out of the kitchen

before Edna came back in!

Luckily, we had Poppy helping us.

And we make a pretty good team!

Cleo, I'm sorry you had to make
so many deliveries.

I think we got carried away
with ordering more than we needed.

I hate to say, "I told you"...

But that doesn't seem to stop you
from saying so, does it? Hm.

Vee's right. I didn't need
this Mummy Wrap.

I actually prefer capes over cloths.

My exercise machine was a lot of trouble,

and my wings don't feel any stronger.

[laughs] Well, luckily, I like your wings
just the way they are.

As long as we have each other,

we don't need a million monster things.

Then from now on,
we'll just order a few things.

Only what's absolutely necessary!

As your Delivery Witch,

that sounds like a magical idea to me.

So, you'll still deliver the latest
fuchsia bowties from Paris, right?

-Demi!
-Demi!

Oh, fine, fine. I'll stick with
what's already working.

-[stomach rumbles]
-Anyway, I'm hungry!

What do we have for my third snack
of the afternoon?

How about we go pick
some fresh screamberries?

From right here at home!

-[cheering]
-Only if Cleo joins us!

[Cleo] Sounds delicious!

[Demi] I'll get a bowl!

Whoops!

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