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01x08 - Episode 8

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Celebrity Traitors". Aired: 8 October 2025 – present.*
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Following the premise of the parent series, the show features a group of contestants participating in a social deduction game similar to Mafia or Werewolf, set in and around Ardross Castle in Scotland.

01x08 - Episode 8

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Claudia:

Previously

19 celebrities arrived

to play

the ultimate m*rder mystery.

These dastardly treasures,

we've got to find them.

Claudia: All in the hope of

winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Alan Carr: Oh!

Claudia: One by one,

the Faithful have fallen.

Stephen Fry: I am, of course,

as I have told you

all along, a Faithful.

Claudia: And a brutal

face-to-face m*rder

Oh, my God!

Claudia: saw another

Faithful's demise.

Alan:

Lucy, you've been m*rder*d.

Claudia: A speculation in

the castle mounted

I'd love it if you came with me

on the Jonathan theory.

You can trust me.

Can I?

Claudia: a daunting

mission

You're doing well!

Shut up!

Claudia: bagged

one player's safety

I'm gonna sleep easy with

the shield tonight.

Claudia: and

a fierce round table

I'd quite like to

hear from you.

You're telling me

I don't speak?

I am going to vote for

Jonathan.

Claudia: saw a Traitor

finally banished

I have been all through the

game completely faithful

to the Traitors!

I am throwing you

a dinner party.

But with no rest

for the wicked,

the Traitors were set

another deadly task.

You must m*rder in plain sight

at tonight's dinner.

One Traitor must toast the

player you want to m*rder

while saying the words

Parting is such

sweet sorrow.

How the hell are we

going to do this?

Why is it always me?

Claudia: This is

The Celebrity Traitors.

Oh, look at this!

Oh, this is nice, isn't it?

Oh!

Ooh, look at this!

Alan:

There's seven of us left.

The more time I spend with them,

the more I bond with them.

Ooh!

And now I've got to m*rder

one of them in plain sight.

Well done on everybody

for catching a Traitor.

WDE.

As I might get m*rder*d tonight,

thank you, all of you.

You've predicted

your own m*rder

for the last seven meals.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes,

eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Same.

This genuinely, though,

has been, like, one of those

once-in-a-lifetime

Oh, it's been amazing.

This has been our problem.

We've liked each other

too much.

This has been our weakness.

- From the word go.

- Right on the work.

- From the start.

- Yeah.

And that blinded me with

Jonathan, you see.

Seriously.

Does anyone feel like

this game

is nothing like how you

thought it was gonna be?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

David: It's so much harder

than I thought.

The thing I really didn't expect

from this experience

was the idea that I'd be

changed by it.

Mm. Yeah.

And I do feel changed

by it.

And that's a real surprise.

I remember even on day two,

I realized very quickly

that we had fallen into

every single cliché

of what people say who were

playing the game, like,

"I think it's this person

'cause this"

And this was when there

was, like, 19 of us still.

Yeah.

I didn't think I would be as

sucked into it as I was.

I thought it would be much

easier to spot Traitors,

whereas actually you've just

been bedazzled,

dare I say, by the great

personalities around you,

which just makes your

head spin, doesn't it?

But the great thing is we've

really, I think, been ourselves.

And that's

quite a major thing,

especially if we're not

playing a character.

And we're just

having to be ourselves,

which I think is a

difficult thing to be.

So I think that's

an achievement.

It is an achievement.

And just more fun, actually,

like more fun

than I thought I'd ever have.

I feel like I've learned

lots from all of you

in different ways.

I mean, sorry, it probably

sounds a bit naff,

but I feel a bit inspired.

Yeah, I get that.

I feel like I've

laughed so much.

I think I've had quite

a few years recently

of being quite sad and having

to be quite controlled

and inward looking, and you've

all made me feel a bit like

on looking out.

That's really nice.

I really do.

It's very nerve-wracking.

It's such a small group of us.

Anything could be noticed,

but I'm trying to not make

anything obvious

and not show anything

on my face.

I always have struggled

with, like, small talk

or just, like, not really

knowing what to say

to people when

you first meet them.

So I feel like

I've learned

And you have.

and given myself, like,

the confidence now to

go back to the world.

Joe, what have you learned?

Come on.

I didn't think it

would affect me

As much as it

on a real level.

I thought I'd be

able to keep it

on a superficial game level.

Joe's a big softie.

I've had so much fun.

It's just been

It's been a giggle,

hasn't it?

It's been so fun, hasn't it?

Meeting everyone

More fun than you thought?

Way more fun.

Oh.

You can say it as

much as you like,

"It's not personal."

Then we come to the

table and we go,

"Oh, Christ, we're gonna

have to vote somebody off."

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

'Cause I love you

all, you see,

and that-- that, what I think,

is the cruel part of the game.

I think it's a very clever game,

but I also think it's cruel.

You take me to the darkest,

darkest place ♪

Look, I'm sorry to say,

surely we're sitting

with two Traitors.

If it was three Traitors.

Alan: I didn't think there

was much time left,

and now I've got to k*ll

someone, and it's heartbreaking.

How am I going to m*rder

someone in plain sight?

I'm in everyone's eye line.

Alan

What have I

learned about myself? Eh

Yeah, go on.

Yeah, go on, Alan.

I don't know.

I mean, I should be

good at it, you know?

I've m*rder*d Paloma

in plain sight.

I handed Lucy

the death warrant.

I'm really hoping

third time's a charm.

I just need to open my

mind a bit more, you know?

Maybe that's it,

open my mind a bit more,

read an extra book.

I don't know what he's thinking.

I'm scared.

Everyone's so vigilant

and looking for things.

I actually thought I was, like,

good at puzzles and stuff.

And you realize, you know,

obviously, you're very

You're all clever and stuff,

but, I mean, just your way,

you know, with the Trojan horse

and, like, Stephen,

you know, he's just got

that brain, you know.

And it's just the quotes

and everything he'd say

and, you know

Just all got, like,

"Tempus fugit," and

What did he say to me

if I went to bed?

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Claudia: Unaware that a m*rder

in plain sight

took place last night,

it's time for the Faithful

to find out

who has made it to breakfast.

Oh.

I'm the first one in.

I felt quite cool

coming in to breakfast.

Maybe because I don't have

the blood on my hands,

seeing that dinner table,

only Alan could do something

like that.

Oh, yeah.

Enter.

Hello!

No one else is here.

It was so obvious.

It wasn't.

It was so obvious.

Alan, it wasn't obvious.

It wasn't obvious.

I was so nervous.

I think, "What are we gonna do

if everyone goes for me?"

What, you think everyone's

gonna go for you today?

- Yeah.

- Do you?

- You watch.

- I think it's fine.

Don't stress

about it too much.

- I'll try and keep calm.

- Yeah.

Last night was my second m*rder

in plain sight.

The first one was

very secretive.

I had Paloma alone

in the kitchen.

This one was a bit more,

say, theatrical.

It was out there.

So I am a bit worried.

I just need to get

through this round table

and just hope no one puts

two and two together

with the eggy

Shakespeare quote.

Come in.

Joe!

Kate!

- Kate!

You always sound so surprised!

I'm always surprised you

survived another morning.

He's delighted,

really, aren't you?

Do you know what

that blouse needs?

A few more bows.

I don't think

it's got enough.

Oh, my God!

So, we've survived.

Can we just take it in?

You survived.

You had your shield.

He had his shield.

Yes, I See, I remembered

the shield I got.

I've got a lot on my mind.

- Okay, fine.

- Have you?

Can we just have breakfast

without discussing who

you might think

are Traitors and Faithfuls?

I don't think you're

a Traitor.

You're so sweet.

I think Alan is a Traitor

who deflects and diffuses

everything with comedy,

but I don't have enough

Faithfuls

on side to bring it

to the table.

So, my plan going into tonight

is that I'm gonna vote off

either David or Kate,

but then I'm not sure--

I do have a suspicion of

David.

I love the way

Jonathan left.

He just left with

such panache.

Let's think of some of

Jonathan's classic moments

and see if that reveals

any other Traitors.

Did he vote David as his last

passing Traitor mission?

David is really smart.

He is smart.

But then David didn't

stitch him up, did he?

Alan: So, who's still to

come through?

So, it's Nick,

Celia and David.

My gut tells me

it's going to be Nick gone.

- I think Nick.

- Really?

Yeah, he's the most threatening

to the Traitors.

I think the Traitors

are going to get rid of

the most intelligent

because it's

Worrying.

That's Nick and then me.

Alan:

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Celia's gone!

Kate:

Celia?!

Eyes, eyes, eyes.

Stephen, he's just

got that brain

and it's just the quotes and

everything he'd say

and just all kind of

like "Tempus fugit."

What did he say to me

before he went to bed?

Parting is such

sweet sorrow, Celia.

You know what I mean, like.

Did he give you a kiss?

No, no, I was trying this

Don't build your hopes up.

Oh!

Oh, lord.

This is not

a very good sign.

Am I dead?

"Dear Celia, by

order of the Traitors,

you have been m*rder*d.

Yesterday the Traitors

m*rder*d you in plain sight."

Oh, honestly!

Just because I

was brave enough

to get that one Traitor out.

What a mean one.

I love being here.

It's been gorgeous,

and I'm devastated.

I so wanted to stay till the

end, but it's a game.

Ooh.

Celia.

I still can't believe it.

I miss her already.

My darling Celia is gone.

My heart is broken.

It's just made me want to get

the Traitors even harder.

Like, I'm sick of this.

They are taking out

some lovely, lovely people.

I'm not having it anymore.

I need to get

the Traitors gone.

Gone, gone.

Who did she vote for

last night?

Jonathan.

Oh, we can't blame,

can't blame him.

Good morning, everybody.

- Morning.

- You all right?

Yes-ish.

I'll tell you who isn't.

- Oh.

- And I love her.

Can't believe it.

Oh.

We love her, too.

Celia, my queen of

the castle,

was m*rder*d by the Traitors.

- Oh.

- Oh

I have another piece of

information for you.

Oh, God.

Yesterday, the Traitors

m*rder*d Celia

in plain sight.

What?

How that was done, I leave

that for you to speculate.

Oh, God.

It's nearly time for

a mission.

You've got to keep

your head in the game.

I'm keeping this.

Okay, so what happened

at the dinner party?

Who served who?

There was lots of cheers.

There was

lots of cheers.

But it doesn't have to

be the dinner party.

It could have been

any time yesterday.

The one person we know

was a Traitor is Jonathan.

So what with Jonathan's

interactions with Celia all day,

not just the dinner party?

That's

a good call.

Hang on, who spent the most

time with Celia last night?

Joe, you and I were left

in the kitchen together.

And a lot of us were

in the billiards room,

and Celia was

there as well.

Right.

The Faithfuls

don't have any idea

how Celia's m*rder

could have happened.

And they overthink

things too much.

But that's been their

downfall this whole time.

Do you want to have a

little game of croquet?

Let's do it.

I can't believe it.

You know what?

It was the first time,

I think, with Jonathan going

out yesterday, where

she was saying in the day,

"Look, I think we

all need to kind of

now start

rallying together."

Yeah.

That has then

been her downfall.

That vote from Jonathan,

we can't just ignore it.

Like, we've ignored loads of

other things in the game

because it could be he's shot

at a fellow Traitor.

Yeah.

So he's named you.

But if there's

seven players

Yeah.

And three of you are Traitors,

and you think

one of you's going,

wouldn't you try to build

a single narrative

against one of the Faithful?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I was the logical target.

- Yeah.

David: Who voted for

Jonathan last night?

Nick:

I did.

And who else?

It was four votes, wasn't it?

Cat:

Alan did as well.

- Alan.

- Alan did.

I feel like, do I need to

start kind of considering people

who have not had much heat

on them at the round table?

And Alan is one of them.

Alan actually hasn't had much

heat on him

at the round table, really.

They don't suspect Alan

for Celia's m*rder,

but they're still

suspicious of him.

Whether it's enough to say

his name at the round table,

I don't know yet.

I think only time will tell.

Right, okay, do you swing it

between your legs?

You're going golfing.

I don't know.

Do you swing it

between your legs?

Is this how you do it?

Oh, what a stupid game,

isn't it?

Where are the others,

do you reckon?

Do you reckon they're

talking about us?

Well, of course they are.

Do you think

they think it's us?

No.

Well, some of them

do suspect me.

Yeah.

Let's forensically go

through the dinner party.

We don't know it was

the dinner party.

Very odd.

But we still haven't worked out

Paloma's k*lling in plain sight.

So how on earth are we

gonna work out this one?

It could be a word,

could be the cheese.

Did anybody ask for

anything with the cheese?

It was unusual.

They didn't, did they?

They didn't say

I asked for a bit

of chutney, didn't I?

'Cause it was

Is it the chutney murders?

Yeah.

Oh, did some people have

sun-dried tomatoes and not?

'Cause you didn't have

sun-dried tomatoes.

No, no!

I'm thinking it'd be a

bit more dynamic than

Well, you'd like to think.

At the moment,

no-one suspects me.

Thank God.

I'm going

around the house as:

"Mm, did she have cheese?"

I mean, Kate even thinks,

It's because I didn't have

sun-dried tomatoes on me plate.

I mean, that's how

desperate the Faithfuls are.

I mean, it's proper cringe.

Look, I'll be honest,

I've never suspected you.

Occasionally,

I think Cat.

Just occasionally.

- Yes, I do, yes.

But then on saying that, Cat was

one of the first proponents

of, like, the big dog theory,

you know, which would suggest

Jonathan or Stephen

would have gone.

Yeah, she was.

And that

So, I don't know.

It seems very, very likely

that other Traitors

voted for Jonathan.

Yes, yes.

Joe Marler made

a very good case,

"Look, if I am wrong

on this,

you can banish me

the next day."

And that's a really

bold thing to say.

Just a tiny bit of me is like,

if you knew that

there was a Traitor

probably about to go,

'cause there was already

a wind behind them,

would you not

say that as a Traitor?

But I can't believe it's Joe,

because I've been

But here's what

I can believe about Joe,

is that Joe could be

one of three Traitors

who would still

have run his own path,

and that Jonathan could've had

whatever strategies he had.

And Joe would blow

him out the water.

And Joe would say, "I'll

do what I'm gonna do."

Yeah.

I have opened up to Joe about

who I believe

to be Traitors

and Faithful in the past.

I feel that he and I are

very in tune with each other.

So I don't want to believe

it's Joe,

but part of me

does have to consider it.

Claudia: With the prize pot

currently standing at £53,500,

today's mission will give

the players

another chance

to add to the pot.

Who wants the front?

I want to sit in the front.

All right, you have the front.

I miss Celia.

I miss

Celia.

I really, really hope neither

of you did that to my Celia.

Nick: It was shocking

Celia going today.

It was really shocking

Celia going

because she was so fabulous

on the principle

of creating confusion.

Mm.

You can see why Traitors might

have chosen to keep her in.

Yeah!

I don't think they're working

as a team, the Traitors.

You don't think they are?

No.

Oh, that's

interesting.

I think it's Kate

or David or both.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

I'm going for Kate or David.

I'm inclined to

go more for Kate.

I want Kate Garraway

to Kate go away.

We need to--

Mic drop.

Claudia said something

like don't lose your head

or what was it?

"Keep your head in the game!"

That was it!

I mean, I am sort of hoping

they're not gonna

take our heads off.

The Traitor's Museum.

Oh, hello.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, my God.

It's Claudia.

We walked in and it was weird.

It was sort of a creepy

old museum, a bit fusty.

And there were sorts of

exhibits sort of dotted around.

There were pictures, ornaments.

And then we saw

something very creepy.

Is that meant to be me?

There are heads everywhere.

I'm like,

"This is a bit creepy."

They'd straightened my nose,

which was nice.

If they could do that in real

life, I'd be most grateful.

Nick:

Oh, my God!

Alan:

Who's that?

Nick:

Paloma.

Alan: Some of them did

not look lifelike.

Clare Balding looked

like Boris Johnson.

Players, welcome to

the Castle Museum.

In here, I keep trinkets,

memories of games gone by.

And, as you can see,

I've added all of you

to my collection.

There's even one of me.

There you go.

Oh, lovely.

Let me tell you about

today's mission.

Behind me, you can see

six headless statues.

All you have to do is choose

a head, walk across there,

and place it on a statue.

And avoid setting off

one of these lasers.

Oh, no!

Oh, give over.

That sounds simple,

but then she turns

the lasers off.

Not so simple.

If you do go through

a laser,

this happens.

You will have to return,

throw the head in the bin.

Oh, no.

But then you can

attempt it again

with a different head.

£2,000 will be added to

the pot

for each time

a headless statue

is reunited

with a head.

If you manage to put

a head on every statue,

I'll add another £2,000

to the prize fund.

Great.

So you could be adding

£14,000 to the prize fund.

There are 19 heads in total,

essentially giving you 19 lives.

If you run out of heads,

the mission will end.

There is no shield in

this mission today.

It is just about building

up the prize fund.

It is a timed mission.

You have 20 minutes.

Enormous luck.

I'm gonna get into

position with her.

Should some of us be

guiding three teams of three,

or should we all

just go for it?

I think we should

all just go for it.

I don't think

I'm going to be

particularly good

at this mission.

Mainly because I'm five times

the size

of everyone else in the team.

Players, are you all ready?

Yes.

Lasers, activate!

Enormous luck.

Your 20 minutes starts

now.

Joe:

I'm taking my boy Joe.

Cat:

I'm going to take Clare.

Joe Wilkinson's was

the spitting image.

I was just so happy

to see him again.

Miss you, mate.

Cat:

Are you going under, Nick?

- Yeah.

- Look at him.

I've never done anything

like this before.

It was completely surreal.

But the good thing is, I mean,

I am quite little,

and yeah, I guess

relatively flexible.

I took Celia's head because

I missed her,

which does sound weird

because I did m*rder her,

but I had pangs of guilt,

and I felt she was with me,

even if it was just her head.

Keep down, Alan.

I've got you, Celia.

The lasers were

so tight-knit.

It was so difficult.

I just had to channel

Catherine Zeta-Jones

in Entrapment.

Okay. Okay.

I looked at the plinths and

I saw that on three of them

there were buttons to turn off

some of the lasers.

So getting to those buttons

was obviously

the key thing

that we needed to do.

Press and hold to

turn off lasers.

Oh, it's turned off!

It's turned off this one.

It's turned off the lower one.

Yes, yes!

Okay, players,

five minutes have gone.

I think you're

more agile to go.

Well, keep it pressed.

It's on pressed.

It's pressed.

You've got it, yeah?

Okay.

Claudia: They're all

attempting it at once.

My game plan was to get

across as quickly as I could.

I felt like I was in a little

competition with Nick

because he's very good

at the missions,

so I wanted to see

if I could do it first.

Claudia:

Cat, you are so close.

Alan:

Cat, you're doing so well!

She's like a little nimble--

Oh, no!

Who was it?

Everyone stay exactly

where you are.

Cat, please go back

to the beginning.

Put your

head in the bin.

Pop Clare in the bin.

Oh my God, I was so close.

I was so close.

Nick, there's another

button over there.

I think it's not possible

without pressing the buttons.

Ah, okay.

Lasers, reactivate!

Joe:

Hang on, hang on, David.

Cat:

Mind your feet!

Okay, keep still.

Whoa!

- What the hell?!

- What happened there?

Claudia: David, that was you.

Please go back.

Alan:

David!

Claudia: Whose head are you

throwing in the bin?

Jonathan's.

Oh, he's a Traitor.

Get rid.

He deserved to go back!

Lasers are reactivated.

Oh!

Go, guys, go.

I expected it to be hard, 'cause

I had seen right at the start

just how criss-crossy

the lasers got.

Look at Nick!

The final bit, I had to kind

of crouch really quite low.

How's Nick done that?

So that I could then

sort of just balance

a little bit easier,

just getting

right through to the end.

Nick, you have done it!

Put the head on a statue.

First head on, Mark Bonnar

is on one of the statues.

£2,000.

Alan, if you come

round here, step over,

you've got the widest

But I have got

quite a big hump.

No, he'll be all right.

Go on, Alan.

Right, let's lower it.

Yeah!

Is that me?

Alan,

I can confirm it was you.

Please go back and do what

you need to do with the head.

I'd grab my own head.

Hey, I'm a narcissist.

I love my own face.

I mean, someone's

got to love it.

All right, 10 minutes have gone.

We are halfway through.

I don't think my legs

are long enough!

Stay low and close to

the wall, I think, Cat.

That's--

you've done it, Cat.

You've done it.

Cat's done it.

Another £2,000!

Well done, Cat.

Tom Daley has been reunited.

Am I allowed to

press that button?

- Yes, you may.

- Press and hold.

Press and hold

to turn off lasers.

Ooh!

Another one's gone off.

Hold it, hold it.

Nick, hold it.

Yeah.

Nick and Cat press

the button,

and then some of the lasers

disappear.

So it gives you a little bit

more wiggle room.

Try and get to this bit.

Okay.

Just mind your feet.

Mind your feet.

Stick close to that

little lectern thing.

The brilliant things, those that

were saved, calling out to me.

"Keep your bottom down."

Cat: Lower your bum.

Lower your bum a bit.

Come towards me. Keep going.

You're basically free.

You're fine.

You've done it.

Kate, you've done it.

Another £2,000 added!

Please put Niko on a statue.

Head's in the game!

Joe, everything

all right with you?

I was just catching up

with the other Joe.

Oh, yeah, David, yeah, just

stay low, get your bum down

and come towards

the wall if you can.

Kate:

Ooh, careful of your bottom.

Yes!

Well done, David!

David is through!

Another £2,000.

Wow, Stephen Fry is

on one of the statues.

Nick: Put the head down,

put the head down.

Alan:

There, my head?

Nick:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keep-- you need

to get lower, Alan.

Crawling under the laser and

then I'd look at my face,

and my face would

look back at me

and I was like,

"We got this."

- Nick: Put it down there.

- I've got you.

Alan, put it

down there.

Right, now crawl through

on all fours, as it were.

So, put your hands

Okay, no one help me.

Kate: Come on, Alan.

Come on, Alan.

Nick: You've done it,

you've done it, you've done it.

Alan is through!

The speed at which Alan went

through it really surprised me.

Claudia: Alan, put yourself

on a body.

Alan is a proper

bag of surprises,

and I wouldn't be surprised if

he turned out to be a Traitor.

Claudia:

Five heads, £10,000.

Just Joe Marler

to go.

If you manage to get

Joe Wilkinson on one of

those statues, you add

£2,000 to the prize fund.

Then you get

the bonus,

because you'll have

placed all six heads.

Joe: Not sure we've thought

this one through, have we?

Cat: If you roll

Roll?

go down

onto the ground.

We hadn't really

thought it through.

Joe was in charge

of the buttons,

and poor old Joe was

the last one across.

I mean, and he's

like a right old unit.

Oh, honestly, my heart

was in my mouth.

Lower, lower!

Cat:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not one of the nimble,

agile rugby players.

I was the more

stand-in-the-way-of-people,

turn-like-an-oil-rig

rugby player.

Claudia:

15 minutes have gone.

Come on, Joe,

you have 5 minutes left.

Cat:

Come towards the wall.

It's £4,000

in this, Joe.

Put Joe Wilkinson

in that gap there.

Joe

No, no, yeah.

Put Joe--

watch it.

Oh!

You're so close to that.

Please stop shouting!

You're close!

I feel a little bit

under the pump here

to make it

across in time,

trying to listen to

everyone's thoughts.

Go low, go low.

Stay low, stay low.

Watch your back.

I was just panicking.

I was panicking

from start to finish.

Players, time is ticking.

Come on.

Now go low, yeah.

Like a dog.

Alan!

Like a dog,

like a dog!

Claudia: Bum down.

- Cat: Yes!

- Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Nick:

Keep that bum down.

No, don't go up!

Don't go up!

What do you mean

don't get up?

Claudia:

It's like you're in a scrum.

This is extraordinary.

Kate:

Come back towards the wall.

Okay.

Claudia:

Time is ticking, guys.

Yes, thank you, Claudia.

Claudia:

Sorry.

Crawl towards us

with the head.

Claudia:

Bring the head towards us.

Cat:

Mind your feet.

Guys, he's done it!

Yes!

He's done it!

Claudia: Please put the head on.

Oh, that's amazing, Joe.

Joe: I was quite chuffed with

myself completing that mission.

Hopefully I don't

have to do anything

like that again, though.

Yay!

We did it

in the time frame;

all six heads

on the mannequins.

We worked together,

so we could be really pleased.

Joe, you were

brilliant.

Oh, my God.

Players, you put all

six heads on the statues.

You did it in

the allotted time,

so you have added

£14,000 to the prize fund.

Yes!

Well done, guys!

Well done.

So, you really pulled together

today.

You put your heads together,

if you like,

and it seems like you all

enjoyed it, yes?

It was great fun.

I have one question

for you:

can you get your heads together

at the round table?

Ooh.

We'll find out later.

Off you go,

back to the castle.

Thanks, Claudia.

Thank you, you

were amazing.

That was better

than my wedding day.

I was so pleased.

I loved the mission,

and I love the fact

we won the full amount.

I could have kissed

my own plastic face.

Well, that was fun,

wasn't it?

I loved

that challenge.

Joe, you contorted yourself

into positions

I didn't know

you could do.

I contorted myself

into positions

my body didn't know

it could do.

I'm not even going

to bother to ask you

who you think for tonight,

because nobody's got any idea.

And that might be

because the people

that shared their thoughts

now think it's me.

I know someone's gonna

be banished tonight,

and I've said it before

and I'll say it again:

we look good as a team!

- Cat: Yeah.

Our greatest strength and

also our biggest downfall.

Alan:

Oh, home sweet home.

Home sweet home.

Kate:

If it's me, tell me it's me.

Nobody should be shy.

I felt like yesterday people

were starting to trust me.

I know, but I think that

I am suspicious of you, Kate.

Kate:

Are you?

What have I done to

make you suspicious, Cat?

I don't know.

I am 100% Faithful, and you

will not catch a Traitor

if you banish me.

I know that's what

everybody's said

Cat:

Mm-hmm.

but you're--

Honestly, I promise you.

I'm quite good at

getting people to open up,

but I don't think I ever

try to convince people

to my

point of view.

This is a new skill,

and we're gonna see if--

if I've got it.

Nick:

There must be a clue here.

For Celia, bless her.

Nick:

She had a special goblet.

Where was that?

Is that it?

Oh!

Alan: No, no, no.

It's a lovely goblet.

Nick: I think Kate, bless her,

is feeling the pressure

and panicking and

getting paranoid.

But if it's two

and not three,

then in my eyes,

it's David.

And it's like, well,

do we roll the dice?

the ones who are

getting the most--

Getting the most heat.

I'm not adverse to then going

with David, depending on what--

but I think it's either--

I think it's

at least one of them.

This is the time where,

if you've got--

This is the time

to put your neck on the line.

If you've got

a feeling, go for it.

Yeah.

Nick: What was

the chat like in your car?

We'd mentioned that

we have suspicions of Kate.

I'm weirdly not suspicious

of Kate anymore,

but it's not really

founded on anything.

Apart from her sort of not

kind of committing to anything,

I haven't really had

much else to go on.

I think it's a mix of

sort of very, very inquisitive

without giving away anything

of what she thinks.

I've been trying to think

a little bit about

who would make a good Traitor

alongside Jonathan.

If I imagine Jonathan and Cat

up in that tower together,

that rings true

a little bit for me.

It's a really difficult

thing to know

whether to bring that up

at the round table.

No one's talking about Cat,

so it's a dangerous move.

I think that would put a bit

of a target on my back.

I'll be frank, it's been

a roller coaster 24 hours.

The Faithful finally

caught Traitor Jonathan,

and then Celia Imrie

was m*rder*d in plain sight

by Alan Carr

quoting Shakespeare.

But the good news:

the drama is not over.

It's time

for a banishment.

Alan: I am worried

about the round table.

The final

is so close.

So, for this round table,

I'm taking a back seat.

I don't want anyone to

start analyzing that dinner.

I don't want the boat rocked,

you know?

Maybe there are people

that are suspicious of me,

but I haven't given them

enough to cling on to,

to put any

heat on me.

But who knows?

Kate: I've already been told

that my name's in the frame.

I'm not going

to give up.

I'm going

to go in there

and I'm going to

fight to the death.

Players, welcome back

to the round table.

Today, you were

extraordinary

and added £14,000

to the prize fund.

That means the

current total is £67,500.

That's great.

Mm.

Today's round table

is incredibly important.

This is the last time

the banished player

will reveal

their true identity.

After tonight, you'll be

relying solely on your instinct.

The big question, then:

who is a Traitor?

Players,

the floor is yours.

Um

Oh, this has been

really hard today.

I know that a lot of you

think it's me.

I mean, obviously,

I am a Faithful.

I can look you all

in the eye and say

that I genuinely

am a Faithful.

But if you think it is me,

do you want to say why?

I think your curiosity

is obviously really good

because it's good to be curious

about what people are thinking

and where people's

heads are at.

But I think you, like,

struggle to come to the table

with any

sort of ideas.

Which, on one hand,

is like,

is that just

being a bad Faithful?

Or is that

Being a Traitor.

Cat:

Traitor, yeah.

Kate:

I do get it.

I am very curious.

In fact, my dad's nickname

for me was Curiosity Kate.

I do do a job where

I'll ask lots of questions,

and one of the things

I've learnt about myself

during this is, I actually find

it quite hard to judge people.

I think I've trained myself

to be open-minded

and take a fair position

in the sense

you always put the questions

that everybody watching

would want you to ask,

and you don't comment on it.

So, I don't know if that

answers any of your questions,

but I think that's maybe

a mistake of mine.

I don't know

what else to say, really.

The one thing that keeps,

like, sticking in my mind is,

you're quite a bit like Lucy,

in the sense of,

don't really have a lot

of concrete theories,

which I know is hard to have in

the game where we know nothing.

Yeah.

But almost like the

ditzy damsel sort of role.

And yet your professional

career, you've got to be on it.

I was like,

oh, hang on.

So, you're smarter

than perhaps I'm

So, you've made

a judgment--

By the way, can I

first of all just say,

this is a very different

environment, isn't it?

And I do laugh

at myself a lot,

and I'm very happy for people

to take the mickey out of me.

And I think maybe people

think that's ditzy.

I'm really torn,

Kate, because I

Even though I have

voted for you,

there is just something

that makes me think

that you're actually

a Faithful, actually.

Possibly because of the pressure

of knowing that tonight

is the only way

that we will know.

And I think it would be,

you know, really criminal

to get rid of

a Faithful.

Especially at this point

in the game, right?

Now that we know Jonathan is

a Traitor, I've been trying to,

in my head, think,

well, who would make

a really good confederate

to kind of Jonathan?

Like, from a personality

point of view, even,

who would kind of

balance his boldness?

But, like, and I've kind of gone

round sort of everyone here.

Oddly, Cat, it kind of

feels like it sometimes,

I feel like

I think of you.

Um

sorry.

Um, I think

the reason why I

I think I usually describe

myself a little bit like a duck.

Like, I seem quite, like,

"Oh, she's so just cool."

But underneath I'm,

like, flapping

because there's just so much

to take in at one time.

I think because probably

of everyone here now,

because there's so few of us,

you're probably the person

who's come least

under fire at this point.

So, actually it's sometimes

quite useful to hear people,

not on the back foot,

but just having to

sort of defend

themselves a little bit.

We have to

look at everyone.

David: Could I just raise

one thing, which is,

it seems implausible--

well, it is impossible--

that last night, Traitors

didn't vote for Jonathan.

So

Kate:

They must have done.

They must have done,

yeah, mathematically.

As I'm the only one

who's still here

who didn't vote for Jonathan,

even if I was a Traitor,

there still would be a Traitor

who had voted for Jonathan.

Assuming there's three.

Yeah, assuming

there's three.

There's usually a Traitor

who gets voted out.

They do, like, a passing shot

at a fellow Traitor.

He voted for you,

so I immediately

look at that and go,

hang on.

When I sat here last night,

what I had presumed would happen

was that the two people

who mentioned me,

in addition to Jonathan,

were you and Alan.

What that made me wonder

is whether that was

the three Traitors

and that they were,

having spoken about it

with Jonathan,

trying to build

an alternative.

Now, that would make sense,

because the oddity

about my role in this game

is I had five votes,

and then

the next night--

Disappeared.

Yeah.

Which just seems

extremely weird.

Why do you think

that was, David?

Have you had a theory a bit?

Because really, in a way,

you'd think that you

would be the next person

that we'd explore,

but it just sort of evaporated.

David:

It did.

The person who was most

insistent on trying

to explore it

at the next table was you.

Well, only because

I was trying

to bring something

useful to the table.

It's my job. I feel like--

- I'm not saying you shouldn't.

- I'm just gonna finish.

I was just the only one that

was brave enough to raise it.

Why didn't we

go back to you?

Have you thought

about why we didn't?

And I'm not saying that

we shouldn't have done.

I'm saying the person

who wanted to was you.

- Okay--

- I'm saying we had

But it feels like there's

an implication behind

When you state a fact,

sometimes, David,

I feel like you're then

implying something by it,

that you've stated this happened

and it's only you,

and then you allow everybody

to then look back at me

and think,

"Why did she do that?"

Well, that's exactly

what I'm doing.

- Right.

- Because that's what

we're supposed to be doing.

- So, isn't your just saying it.

- No, we're stating a fact.

Because that's how

you have conversations.

That's exactly

what I'm doing.

Kate:

I know you are.

But what I'm saying is,

is it feels--

you said I'm just

agreeing with you,

but now it feels like

you're suggesting something

more than agreeing

with me.

I think we're just saying the

same point over and over again.

Okay.

All I'm gonna say is,

you and you,

your names come up

all the time.

I can't put my finger

on it,

but there must be something

about you two

that make people feel

that you're a Traitor.

- I think--

- Well, that's not the case.

Claudia: Players, the time

for talk is over.

It's time to write down

the name

of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

Kate:

Oh, God.

Are your votes locked in?

Yeah.

Claudia:

Thank you.

Cat, we're going to

start with you.

Who do you believe

is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for yourself,

Kate.

I'm clutching at straws now,

but I hope I'm right.

David.

Kate, for the first time,

I'm voting for you.

A bit like Cat, because

there are no other options.

Claudia:

Nick.

Um, Cat.

Cowardly option, maybe.

I don't know if it's you or not,

but I'm just at a loss.

Alan.

I think it's either between

Kate and David.

Voted for David.

Sorry.

Kate, who do you believe

is a Traitor and why?

David, again, I voted

you for the first time.

Because whether you

mean to or not,

you always

push my name forward.

So, a vote count.

Two for Kate, two for David,

and one for Cat.

It all comes down

to this final vote.

Joe, who do you believe

is a Traitor and why?

In the words of Celia,

this is a wonderful

but cruel game.

And I just needed

to know, Kate.

- Okay.

- Sorry.

It's okay.

Claudia: Kate, you have

received the most votes.

Please come up here

and join me.

Okay.

Kate, you have received

the most votes

and you are banished

from the castle.

Please now reveal,

are you a Faithful

or are you a Traitor?

I've had a lot of years

of being very serious,

very sad,

and you've all allowed me

to play

the most amazing game.

But also you've

allowed me to play

and be silly and have fun.

Every single one of you,

I'm gonna take away a new idea

and a start of a new

kind of life, really.

So, thank you very much

for all of that.

Thank you, genuinely.

I have and always have been

totally myself.

A Faithful.

Jesus Christ.

So, Faithful, you have

lost one of your own,

and at a pivotal

point in the game.

Mourn the loss of Kate,

and then I suggest

you regroup,

because there is still

everything to fight for.

Nick: I feel disappointed

on Kate's behalf,

but, look, she was great.

She'll be missed, obviously.

You know, there's only

five of us now,

which is mad.

Joe:

There's no hiding place

around those

small round tables now.

And tonight,

Nick convinced me

that Cat is a Traitor

that has gone way under

the radar the entire game.

I think that Cat and Alan

are Traitors.

I think it might be

both of them.

David: How can I be the person

who was always

bringing up her name

when I never voted for her?

But that's why some of this,

it didn't make sense.

Oh, my God.

I'm sick of this.

I just can't relax.

Joe: This will sound

really suspicious,

and I know, you being the

intelligent man that you are

I'm convinced

it's Alan and Cat.

And I'm playing a

very dangerous game

of remaining very close

to them,

because I'm certain

I'm a Faithful,

and I'm certain

that Nick's a Faithful.

You're a Faithful.

Just watch him.

I don't want to think--

do what you want.

I mean, I'm-- I'm--

I'm utterly drowning.

It's impossible

to trust anybody.

I presume there's

two Traitors.

That means 50% of the people

I'm talking to are Traitors.

That means I can't trust anyone.

It would be crazy to do so.

Mate.

I'm adamant it's

Alan and Cat

and I've gotten

close to them.

I've said at the start,

it's about,

as a Faithful,

it's as much about survival

and then pulling the rug

at the end.

Correct. And that's

where I need

Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I know.

you, and I think we need

to do a good shift on David.

I believe now, 100%,

the hundies-- I know I am,

I know you are, and I'm

pretty convinced David is.

If you turn around and go,

"Mate, you're full of sh*t,

I actually suspect you,"

honestly, you can

Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no.

No, not at this point.

No way.

Joe:

Nick is my hundie.

He is my one, true

hundie percent Faithful.

I'm with Nick

till the end, all the way,

and I hope he feels

the same about me.

What is that?

- What is that?

What is that?

It's like

Do you hear the drums?

Da-da-da-dum?

Outside?

Oh, my gosh!

It's Jonathan.

Claudia:

Come and join me!

What is going on?

Players, I have

some amazing news

that you're gonna love.

- What?

- Oh, no.

Nobody is getting m*rder*d.

- Oh, my God.

- Thank you.

You five are my finalists.

Congratulations.

Congratulations!

Oh, thanks, Claudia.

Claudia:

How does it feel?

Oh, eyes.

Eyes. Eyes.

I'm gutted there's

no m*rder tonight.

I like it.

It's me little bedtime ritual,

like having a hot chocolate

or a hot toddy.

You have done brilliantly.

Here's the thing, though.

From now on,

you will solely

be using trust and instinct.

Because in tomorrow's final,

nobody will say if they're a

Traitor or a Faithful

as they leave.

Shall we do a little

exercise to help you out?

Shall we?

- Yeah.

I'm gonna ask you one by one,

and I really mean this,

look at each other,

really look at each other

and I need you to repeat

after me,

"I am a Faithful."

David, we'll start with you.

I am a Faithful.

Nick.

I am

a Faithful.

Alan.

I am a Faithful.

I am a Faithful!

I just get nervous.

Alan.

Sorry, I am a Faithful.

- Yeah, I'm not having it.

- I am.

That is just another

confirmation

of what I'm thinking already

about Alan.

He can't even

look us in the eyes

and say, "I'm a Faithful."

If that is not a red flag,

I don't know what is.

Cat?

I am a Faithful.

Joe?

I am a Faithful.

But is everyone

telling the truth?

I will let you ponder on that.

Sleep well.

I'll see you all tomorrow.

- Nick: Thanks, Claudia.

- Goodnight.

Bye-bye, Claudia.

Cheers to being in the finals.

Cheers.

My fellow finalists.

Fellow finalists.

Aye. Aye.

Joe: Tomorrow's gonna be

huge, though.

- Tomorrow's massive.

- 'Cause we're buzzing,

we're all buzzing

to be in the final now.

Yeah.

Tomorrow, it's like,

hang on a minute,

we can't end the game

as five

because someone

is not a Faithful.

- Yeah.

- At least one person.

So, that's why tomorrow's

gonna be mega.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

All right, guys, night-night.

Sweet dreams.

Night-night. Sweet dreams.

See you tomorrow.

Well done, everybody.

Joe:

It's such a weird feeling,

knowing that you're not

gonna get m*rder*d.

It's a nice feeling.

Good night, sweetheart.

- Good night.

Sweet dreams, everyone.

My plan involves

getting really close

to Alan and Cat.

Night, night, David.

Joe: So they keep me

in the game,

and then I can try and pull

the rug from under their feet

last minute.

Sorry, Traitors.

I'm coming for you.

I bid you adieu.

- I bid you adieu.

As the Faithful return to

their beds for the final time,

the Traitors must meet

in the turret

to make their final plans.

Their days of k*lling

may be over,

but there's a whole lot

of plotting to be done.

- Oh, Cat.

- Alan.

How did it come to this?

We are doing so well.

- We made it to the final.

But I'm just worried.

When Claudia said, "Can you tell

everyone that you're Faithful?"

I burst out laughing.

No, I think you got away with it

'cause you're funny.

And you went, "I am Faithful."

I am Faithful.

Oh, my God.

I knew Nick was gonna

vote for me.

And he did.

He is slightly a worry.

Let's just try and get

more money in the pot.

If it comes down to me and you,

we split it between us.

Yeah, Traitors for life, yeah?

Traitors for life.