Night of the Living Dorks (2004)

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Haiti 3 months ago

He's there!

He's There! Devil found us!

Dad, protect us!

We can do nothing in front of this devil

Go away! You undying rascal!

¡mZombie's Night¡n

German Present

Today we gathered together to confer a special honor reward...

because of his outstanding talent and remarkable research

Especially because he is a good young man

I'm honored to present this Sex Research Award to Mr. Philip Flashe¤h

Uma Could you come up for giving out the reward

How wonderful couple!

I hope to see you guys in the prom this summer

Then what's our price?



Sounds great, you two can give it a try

Philip§Q®ú!Philip§Q®ú

Wait...Wait a minute

You're almost late. Hurry up to the school!

You should open up the window for some fresh air
instead of sleeping and farting all day

Don't you ever clean up?!

This sock has been here since last Christmas

hello, Roubecca

You wearing all black, are you going to a funeral again?

en, that's fine! Philip§Q®ú can't talk to you right now

Because he is erecting right now

Mom!

What's wrong? You knew each other when you were 5, you talk everything

That's before, when we're at kindergarten

You were best friends a year ago

I thought I can almost be a grandmother that time

This is not my fault, ever since she got addicted to those Gothic thing

She is just like scarecrow only wearing black clothing

Philip§Q®ú, Girls can make you overcome it

You have high blood pressure 3 years ago

Do you want to always stay in the age of puberty?

Your dad's secret is having a cup of mild tea every morning

This is effective, you should try it

Just 2 second, do you know what's the most important thing?

Health and World peace?

No! It's this house and the stuff inside it

Hold this

I've taken pictures of the whole house

How many wines in the wine shelf
how many drugs in the medical kit

Even how tall the grass is in the garden

If me and your mom found out any changes
after we came back from the trip

I'll cut your ba*ls off

give me the mild tea

If you have anything, you can ask Roubecca¥d

Don't forget, tomorrow is her birthday

Tell your friends: No Parties

Music can't be too loud,
and don't even think about drinking and taking drugs

[We take drugs, We drink, when our parents are away]

Good morning

You want some to keep awake?

No, just put it there

Anything interesting?

My parents went to a sea shore trip

Oh, then we can't miss this chance

Can I have a ride?

Look! Isn't this your little girlfriend?

She is not my girlfriend

She woke up so early from the coffin?

Can I get in the car?Philip§Q®ú

Thanx a lot! I have a report to do today

The things I'm carrying is too heavy

It is heavy!

Watch out! There is beer bottle at the back

Can you stop writing your damn dairy?

What were you writing?

Since first grade, he start to record each single person who bullied him

Yes, I never missed once

Every single humiliation in my life is in it



Ever since I lost my foreskin

Hey guys, I got some sexual advise for you

How to successfully open a girl's door

which door do you want to open?

Uma Of course

Uma is sexy with her blonde hair, and always wet

Our Philip§Q®ú wants to sleep with her no matter what

I didn't say that

Isn't it?

You are going to the summer prom with her, and then enjoy the moment

But you forgot one thing...

You should ask if she wants

What? I thought you like this

Don't you forget you are not at the same level with her

She has slept with a lot of men

And your dad is just a small doctor, will she be interested in you?

Give it up, change a target

I have my own advantage

What advantage? Larger ba*ls?

I should go, goodbye

Good luck to you!

Hi!

Hi!

Good morning Uma

Good morning

Is there anything?

I'd like to ask if you can be my prom partner?

What are you looking for my new girlfriend for?

ah, nothing, I just thought...

This little monkey wants to ask me to the prom

I think I should give you some lesson

He is just talking, don't mind him





And then?



You pathetic worms!

He will be regret!

Some day he will be punished!

Oh, Wolf, It's happy to see you

Say hello to your father

All because of him we have this education building

He did this is for the school and...

for my graduation

I warn you, don't enrage our best students

This is high school, not kindergarten

I bite my tongue!

Turn off the cell phones, be quiet at once

Good morning

I don't know if you want to peak the grade reports

Or my bra

Can I peak for both?

When will she be mine?

Ursterd,Please, She is a teacher

Why do you go look for the female superintendent?

No way, she is too hairy

You don't understand, this woman is goddess

When I put down her hair, take off her glass

She'll be sexy beast and for my abuse

She conquered me totally

Today we'll start talking world religions and their symbols

We'll have a 3 minute presentation, who goes first?

This is a symbol of the saint meal of Christ's corpse

¿p´µªL used this chain for praying

The more important is, the size just fit!

This is the marijuana, This is my belief

These objects symbolized the dark force which can control human

This force can not be overlooked

For example, through this doll you can control other people

Or even k*ll him

Real Gothic cultural is not a bunch of sh*t

According to the divination, there will be devil appears here in a few days

I saw three of them now

Quiet! This is a good chance for us to broaden our knowledge

Our faith has power to decide death or life!

Stab this doll, The person being cursed will feel pain

Use these plant roots can have someone's love

This is very useful to you!

Through the doll you can k*ll Wolf

Those magic roots can let Uma fall in love with you

These devil's bone ash...

can make zombie to resurrect

These are boring!

Why do we have to listen to all these

Stop your jokes, or I'll make you pay

Let these stubborn people watch the power of the doll

Stop it! Or he'll die!

Excuse me, These things give me a headache

So I took some madicine

Oh, crap!

You people this age is so immature!

I'm very worried about you guys in the internet and online games all day long

It's not like when we were young...

When we were young, there are drugs and group sex

bug today

Oh my god! Drug and group sex

Hi, you got a minute?

Aren't you feel embarrassed to let other people see us talking?

It's all joking during the class

Actually

I think it's such a waste for you to always wearing all black

Philip§Q®ú, I don't want to be like this all the time

but I don't think it is bad either

Don't you think all these people wearing fat pants...

They're wasting their time too?

and also those who play ponks

They're playing guitar all day long

Do you think they're normal?

My favorite is still my funeral like black dressing

Yes, as long as you like it

So just don't feel pity for me ok?

Do you have anything to say?

Yeah, about those magic

The magic about love, is it really working?

Philip§Q®ú, Those are not like cooking that you can try anytime

You have to prove that you can control this power

If the dark force controls you instead

it's unthinkable

But I'll still help you if you decided

Why?

GodPhilip§Q®ú,enough,You just want to have Uma

In fact, you'll k*ll her by doing this

No matter how I want to try

Then fine, we'll start at the public cemetery midnight

We'll resurrect the zombies, if you want to help you can come

Great!

There are about 65 million people who believed this dark magic

I think for people like us don't count

Maybe having sex with Uma doesn't need these weird stuff

Don't say it, We're already here

Great moment is coming

The respectful devil, have you hear our summonning

Have you brought the hair for the sacrifice?

Yes, here

Is this really the m*rder*r's hair?

yes, this is the hair my mom got on her hair comb

This, should be enough

How about the live chicken for the sacrifice?

Oh, it's hard to buy a live chicken

Where did you buy this?

From the oven

Oh, ok

then, now, the bone ash of the undying god

This is too exciting

This is passed down since the Medieval time

Why are they here?

I invited them

Philip§Q®ú wants to have the love power in the dark magic

Oh, you want to join us right?

No, I'm just here for the show

Hi, you disrespectable people

Right now it's the most solemn moment in the history

We're summoning undying god

If we succeed, Zombie will resurrect

Isn't this dangerous?

No at all, he will listen to our control

If not, we'll seal him back to the can

then he won't be able to come our forever

Actually, I just want somebody to love me

First of all, we have to awaken the undying god

After that, we can satisfy your small wish

Roubecca¥d, you comes first

What? You want to use your toenail knife?

No, I don't want to be the first one

But I only brought this knife

You just cut your figher a bit

Delarhack§J, it's your turn

It hurs!

Then forget it

What are we doing now?

It's full moon now right?

Yes, so what?

I mean, do you have...

You can also use your...

Period blood

What?

how about this, I got a wound on my hand

Oh yeah, The band-aid got some blood on it

This is because the fight this morning

Great, give it to me

Now, the bone ash of the undying god

Now we're going to awaken you

From now on now force can seal you anymore

Please use your white terror to destory everything

You decide the right to live or die

Excuse me, a little mistake

Stop it, I understand

You guys are doing some kind of Medieval ritual

But this hexagon star is the symbol for Jewish cemetery

It's done, guys let's go

Oh god, I can't take this smell

Didn't found the magic to conquer Uma, but instead, we got all these ashes

I didn't think she cheat me

sh*t, the damn bone ash cover all over me

another new one?

yes, the newest pipe, takes me 3000 dollars

easy, convenient, intelligent

Oh, my mistake, so much smoke

Close it!

I didn't learn how to close it

Philip§Q®ú!Philip§Q®ú

I haven't get up mom, haven't put my clothing on

mortuary!

damn!

damn, I got pains all over my body

Where am I?

Mortuary?

young man, where is my glass

Why I feel freezing at my back?

because we're already dead

Why are we in mortuary for?

Can you believe? we're already dead?

We're not dead

We have no difference, still here talking

we can still move

Look at the dead tag on your leg

Male, Name Identity, Death cause: Too much blood loss

Male, Unknown Identity, Death cause: broken spleen

Male, Unknow Identity, Death cause: coronary blood vessel explode

Obvious, you loss too much blood

But there is no name written on it

Do you guys wanna go out?

Let's go?

Can't they search our identity through your car?

That car? that car doesn't have a license plate

That's the second hand I bought for 50 Euro

I think it's ignitor got on fire last night

But we got serious injury but we still standing here?

I guess, we resurrected

Resurrected? why can't he?

No, his death is too messy

Oh no, corpse got stolen again!

What if we're found? Just say we're not dead?

yeah, we're not

But we lying in the mortuary

doesn't matter, look at us now!

We're not m*rder*d, it's just a car accident

It's not a big deal if some corpses are missing

Is it police station? We got 3 male corpse stolen

Ah, he called the cops!

Name?

Do you guys know what the hell happened?

we're not dead, we still have blood and flesh

Guys look! Zombie!

Living dead! Walking corpse!

No one can stop them!

They'll eat the human bones

I don't wanna eat anyone's head

Zombie, it's just the clown in the movie, doesn't exist

Then you laugh!

Zombie needs fresh blood and flesh

Yeah, they don't drink beer

and all smell like dead

I think if we really become zombie

No one can stop us, then

I think we should do something remarkable

maybe....the undying god really resurrect?

on our body?

and so are we also need to eat human?

If that's true, then it will be too cool

Then we can do whatever we want

we can scare kids, behave unmannered

and something more adventurous

Excuse me, we're zoombies!

Time to have breakfast!

Good morning

Good morning, you look terrible

is it? because I wear kid's clothing

En, maybe

the experience last night is too exciting

feel like dreaming

hungry?

yeah

hi guys, how do you feel?

I can even lift up a 30 kg dumbbells

and feel awesome in the morning

yeah, I can understand it

wish you got good appetite!

guys, doesn't this need to be fry a bit more?

no, it is good

yeah, tease great

¡]now they start to steal corpse¡^

¡]Corpse theft: who steal the dead young men?¡^

hey, don't you ever watch?

excuse me, I didn't notice it, I'll pick it up for you

buddy, what do you want?

do you want to die?

I already told you, no peak, no flirting

and no sex with her

Your muscle is not even bigger than a girl

I don't wanna fight, we don't have time

alright guys, let's go

do you have PE class this afternoon right?

yes, see you then

I never thought this guy could be that energetic

ok, let's go

Frog is an amphibian with sturdy life

guys, I think we can't be like this anymore

You and Conhard can't just like at my house like this

I don't think it's bad

I can't take it anymore, I want to change back

but those Gothic fans said that...

Once the undying god resurrected, nothing can stop it

No matter what there must be a way out

I think this little thing can be delicious

Conhard let's steal it and cook it how's that

what?

can you say he's normal?

he is not eating human, just animal

real zombie eats human blood and flesh

only French eats frog

This is not funny

This is serious, and terrible

what if he gets hungry again? what will he eat?

quiet, what happened?

He bite my butt!

Quiet!

Ha, it's not dreaming is it?

Conhard?

I...I'm hungry

You and your funny partner mean to make troubles?

Get out of here right now!

Come to my office after class! Got it?

Ok

Can you explain his action as normal?

but zombie does not only want to eat flesh right?

let's see, it will appear soon

oh damn!

what's up now?

great, what's this?

Looks quite deep

Oh, this is my windshield wiper

what are you guys doing here? don't you go to the class?

Do you know? what this word means in Latin?

Old Roman said this word is the synonym for dark force

Then do you know that?

simple, this is the curse of undying god

make people become his follower

Got, we're zombie!

You go look forConhard, you look forRoubecca¥d

Hi, can't you go out with me tonight really?

hey kids, stop bothering her

or what?

or? I'll let you kiss your own a*s

Thanks, are you alright? you look pale

nothing, don't mind it

I'm sorry about the things last night

forget it, forget last night

there is something more important today

More urgent, relates to live or die

really? I thought you forgot

what?

Today is my birthday

yes, your birthday

I wish you truly, happy birthday

thanks

will you come to our traditional gathering tonight?

I baked my own cake

like the one last year?

much better than that one!

last year you and ¥v¸¦¤Z©g ate ten strawberry secretly

yeah, there are no fruits on it, bare on top

yeah, bare on top, not well baked, no good at all

You even dropped your own crown...

and can't take it out, we walk 2 hours to digest it

Yeah, we even jumpped in someone's garden that time

and sleep overnight besides the swimming pool

Yesterday, we watched the tape that time, it's not fake

it's been a long time

tonight, only you and me

I got something to ask you, about zombie resurrection

what's wrong?

no, I'm just having some confusion

that glass guy has been inside for half day

Is he too starving to eat flesh?

I want to see what can you do

are you carnivore? Bloody mouth

I think you should get in the zoo

nothing, I won't bother you eating then

He spill the soup on my hand once!

Next, the 8th class Ming threw me with stones

Ming, it's your turn

Help, Help! Let me go

Hey, you!

Conhard? Conhard!

It's like this, normally zombie just eats human

but living dead eats everything, as long as it has blood

That means they're not yet zombie

How long they'll become zombie?

It's hard to say, everyone is different

People with hate will evolve faster

They'll need to eat people to keep survive

living person?

yeah, not even a single organ will be missed

elbow, thigh, genitals

genitals?

yeah

How do they attack people?

any way

oh, it might also be possible that he does not swallow the whole person

maybe just attack, single punch

that person is game over

You describe so easily, what if the person resist?

The chance to resist successfully is very small

can't people knock down zombies?

almost impossible

but I can do a research

this book is about the dark magic?

I borrowed from the library

damn!

What's wrong with him?

He is out of control, and everything is a mess

Look at it yourself, see what he has done

see the ants on the ground? it's honey

If I put the honey on your face

Conhard!Conhard

Do you know what are you doing by yourself?



I understand now, we really became zombie

really?

of course, we became starving to flesh, soon we'll eat human

great!

not only you, this is not a good thing

we three together, we don't wanna become zombie

why not?

don't you know what have you done?

You're turning yourself into a zombie

yeah, you'll lost control gradually, then k*ll and eat people

people will use fire or g*n to finish you

are these working?

Of couse who knows, but there must be something against it

what are you discussing here? want to be punished for running the field?

Mr. Starlin!

It's already 70 seconds after the class started!

Change the sportswear and gather in the football field

who put him in the ground? pull him out!

Gather Spread

Someone ask me, why my PE class is always playing football

I guess football is a sport that you can develop manly insight

what body harmony, all bullshit

what football needs is ruthless, the key is the body fighting

and not those pretending rules

during the game you don't care about your own pain

no matter what you want to win!

come on, throw away those politeness and chitchat and come to the field

use the fastest speed you can give...

to defeat them!

The 3 people are there!

Don't rush ok? it's just a PE class

We want to stop the violence, just like¥Ì¦a

how's it taste?

Get back to the field in a minute, the game is not over yet

but I can't see anything

We didn't see whatStarlin said, we lost the w*r

but I fought!

go back to the battle field you crap!

damn commandor, guys where are you?

Damn!Conhard

guys?

sh*t! what do we do?

you watch out for them, I'll turn his head back!

can you move?

ok

I can't see anything, but it doesn't hurt at all

nothing can make us feel pain

we're much stronger than they're!

now it's time for us to fight back!

damn!

How do they train their muscle? how come it's so hard!

Don't know, looks easy

Unbelievable

loser!

How come those small fragile kids win?

look at my kids, they've lost the trend

I can't believe you guys did this

You're our new hero!

yes, you're also my hero

Your action told me what is man

Young men, you're truly manful

This is the 59 dollar I borrowed from you, and also the interest

before we laughed at you because the length of the p*nis

now we're here to say sorry

Mine isn't really longer than yours

hi, boys, you're too cool

I want to invite you to my party

You sure won't miss this sexy night right?

yeah, we can have a party

to commemorate this historical moment of the victory!

Of course nothing special

it is the alcohol, marijuana, and pretty girls

and big barbecue steak!

at my house?

Ursterd, we can't have party at my house

we must...

This is for the team leader

You know, I always attracted to strong man

we can have a talk when we have time
or maybe lying and talking will be nicer

you got time tonight? just you and me

haha, do we still want party?

Where is Conhard?

Think quickly where can he go?

sh*t,Starlin

what are you looking at?

why are you here? here is office

what? discovered anything?

meat!

I want to eat meat!

no problem, let me teach you something

have you taste a whip?

He beated Conhard before, nothing will happen will it?

I guess he will just scare him, nothing will happen

where is Starlin

Conhard, give this to me

No, I'm not full yet

Then you'll become totally zombie

you'll lost your humanity

what are you doing? this is my ear

My Ear! How can I put it back?

Only one ear looks disgusting

Disgusting? You just ate a person!

You two should be even up

That's 2 different thing!

Don't you really understand what this means?

From now on, you'll start eating people

Then we'll become living dead!

Ok, I can hear now

What? Stop doing those crazy thing

It's not only Starlin pissed me off all these years

Not only him? You want to eat all people in the school?

I'm sorry

It's no use only by saying, we need to control ourselves, ok?

We can eat beef if we're hungry, and not the PE teacher

Got it?

Swear, untill we find the way to cure this illness!

I swear!

I swear too!

I have no idea what were you thinking that time?

I'm just damn hungry

damn hungry?

look, they're there

Roubecca¥d got a way to save us, I'll go talk to her

Wait here

Wait,Roubecca¥d

Where is that book? I know this might sound funny

But we became zombie, only you can save us

We can hardly control ourselves

What do you know? I've apologized about the bone ash

You're fooling me by those stupid lies all day

What's about tonight, and you and me, 2 of us

what do you know? I'm not going crazy with you anymore

but Roubecca¥d!

A loud and clear slap!

Hope you enjoy the party and having fun with Uma

I'm hungry again

This is not fair! we all turn into zombie

But I'm going to locked down the basement

First, we didn't eat PE teacher

Second, I'm going to ask Roubecca¥d again

going to have a slap again?

Take this, in case you're bored

Barbie supermarket adventure?

I broke it when i'm in 3rd grade

How's it? At home?

No one picked up, I guess they're still on the way

What did you put in?

What? He is already dead, it's just a leg

after microwave it doesn't look any differences

Damn, who's coming at this time?

Not the cops is it?

They found us so quick?

We'll just say we don't know anything

They can do anything with evidence

We went straight home that day, didn't go anywhere

Which one?

I hope you won't mind I invited some more friends

ok guys

Let's see who got the target fastest



Got, I haven't started!

It's like an arrow sh**ting out

I win, I'm getting the money if you don't mind

It will be a bit noisy, but I'd rather staying here

This remind me when I was young

Today, the young men only stays in front of TV and games

During our time...

We're having drugs and group sex

Hello, I just bought a record

Would you like to listen with me?

Kid, shut up! go get me something to drink

Can't you guys do something else?

You can't blame us, your parents' room is already occupied

Oh, the owner is here

Hi, let me introduce to you, this is the super football player

My new partner for my summer prom, makes me wet all over

Philip§Q®ú

That's quite a nice introduction

But the guy is such a poor young man

Isn't all these just pretending is it?

Yes, I'd love to keep quiet

Are you going to university? Which faculty?

Medication? Law?

I think I'll choose medical science

Sounds great

where is your room?

This movie looks not bad

I watched it when i'm alone

when I'm alone at home I only watch porn

You b*tch! I'll let you see

Don't say there are nothing!

No one can yield me down!

I want to meet the winner instead!

This is the man's fight!

This is the mixing wine I used to drink when I was young

Whisky, Bruna, and double strong brandy

How about a little bit of this?

Whoever lose must do whatever others say

Is it police station? I got an information

Linton area, number 17, they're having party, everyone is drunk

Yeah, they even had the blue pill

I'm doing this for the conscience and responsibility of a nice citizen

Ok, I'll wait for you

blue pill?

looks great

Cheese meet sauce?

Hi, have you seem Philip§Q®ú

Philip§Q®ú? Oh, He is busy in the room

No bothering

Your hands are so cold, poor little guy

en, must because I'm too exciting

I'll make them warm

Philip§Q®ú?

Ah, Roubecca¥d!No matter what we must talk

Can you wait a bit outside? I'll be right out

I'm so anxious

Philip§Q®ú, I forgot to bring that book

Nothing, it's just a mistake

I guess Philip§Q®ú doesn't have the mood to talk about the book

He only wants me now

I didn't want to come either!

then you can go now, we still got a lot to do

yes, no matter what

I made a stupid mistake!

I feel so heartache that you beared so long

I guess we can't keep drinking

Do you got any ideas?

Are you ready? I've been waiting for this moment for so long

Philip§Q®ú, Your ba*ls are moving

everything alright?

Wait, I haven't catch it

it's under the TV

I guess it's too exciting, alright

it's fun!

when I touch them, you will yield "Mom"

Oh, Mom

feeling good?

How can you stay in the water for 10 minutes without changing breath?

I got gill, it's normal

follow me, now

You don't look good, you're not man anymore

Oh god

even God can't help you, Umamust feel disguesting

You dropped your ba*ls

No time for jokes

sh*t, what now?

You forgot how did Conhard do last time?

When he dropped his ear?

Tack the ba*ls on? No, no

it's ok, dead person doesn't feel pain!

how's it?

not bad, feel quite good

see, I'm not lying

Hi, you guys seePhilip§Q®ú?

Oh, I thought you guys are having great time

Garbage, No one ever mention this again!

Looks like he will only feel great to do this

Hi, be quiet

Uma, Wait!

g*y, I take back for what I've said

You're just a little and unremarkable person in the school

What? You told me I'm the best you've seen ten minutes ago

You? Please take a look in a mirror

You're the same with all other people here

wearing 50 bucks of shoes, and whole bunch of poor buddies

So everything is over?

Yeah, I don't want to play with you anymore

I'll pretend you're like dust in the school

I only choose winner, and you're always a loser

girls, let's go

I think this party is good, take this

Now you saw their true face right? life is still good

No one leaves! we got someone said that you're taking drugs

Where is the basement?

listen, you can't come down

It must be a mistake, we're just dancing

How can someone brought drugs to the basement?

Open this door, don't force me to use violence

to me? or to the door?

Please no accident, please nothing happen

someone is imitating Michael Jackson

Conhard!

Can you put my hands on?

sure!

hello sir, I made the call

You should arrest these young drug abusers

Only a mature and silent young man won't take drugs

You stay here, don't move, we're going to check everyone

So after this, see who still wants to be your friend

but don't worry, you'll made a lot of new friends in jail

Long hair, tatoo all over body...

you must know what it looks like?

Hey, you, making fun of police?

we found everywhere, nothing is found

except this inflation doll

and it is roughly made

You're right

Ok, You provide fake information to the police

besides you wake up my wife

It's an unforgetable night

Ok, it's all here

I saw it all, he hides the drug under the basement!

So I ate it all

Conhard, Don't be so impetuous

You're at my house, listen to me

Everything is passed, forget it

Ok, solved peacefully

Then let's shake hands?

You son of b*tch!

Look what have you done!

Because he deserve it! I'm revenging for you

Got, you sweared you're not attacking people anymore

This is how zombie act!

Why do I have to swear with you?Philip§Q®ú?

You already out of your mindConhard

You better go back to the basement

I don't want to be like that, I'll be responsible on my own

damn!Conhard

What do we do now?

Where can we hide him?

Yes, aren't there a storage room in your house

Do you think this works?

He can't move, then He can't run out on his own

If one day he is discovered just pretend we don't know

things will be straight, don't worry

I worry of course, You can also leave me

Everything is simple for you

Don't you hold no hope to everything

No one wants to be this hopeless

Now things are not that simple

If we're not having the car accident, things won't be so much trouble

Ah, now it's all my fault?

No matter what, we must find the cure!

I've heard so many times: solution, cure!

Ok, then we do you say?

Ok, first of all, I'm going to crush your ba*ls

So should I took off my pants by myself?

Then what?

I don't need your cure, I'll do it myself

Why don't you ask your grilfriend? She will surely help you

She is not my girlfriend!

It's 2 more second to 12 o'clock

We still can celebrate birthday

Great, I really need your help

What? Go to your room to see you guys kissing?

Please forget it, nothing happened

I still can't face to Uma, she also left me

No matter what, I want to ask you some questions in the book

Or, I'll die

Ok, I forgive you

Why your ba*ls are rolling all over?

What? Again?

Why you're so nervous? I'm just kidding

sorry, I'll explain to you from beginning

sit down ok?

Ok, Do you what to know information about ?

What is ??

? is the zombie for Latin, give me the book

It should be written inside

It's all latin inide, I can't understand

sometimes you should have some basic language knowledge

let me translate for you

Are you hungry?

not really

yes, bone ash was blown by the win, what are you going to do?

Feeling so unlucky

I think that jar of bone ash is fake

I don't think so

why?

I'll take something good to eat for you

it's fine, don't bother

Your a*s is really beautiful

it's the first time who praise me like that

I want to eat you

Philip§Q®ú are you crazy?

Meat!

Philip§Q®ú, You misunderstand!

I told you come up, and not Get up on me!

I told you stop coming toward me, or I'll make you pay

excuse me, I...

What's wrong with you?

what are you doing here?

If I can't get the cure then I'll start eating people

we almost got the recipe, but it got on fire

Great, any good news?

No, still not

are you having a g*n?

yeah, in the basement, with the baseball bat

go get it!

Philip§Q®ú, what are you trying to do?

Go take it!

I want to know things about undying god

It relates to the bone ash, you look up a bit in the book

I know sounds a bit weird

but we're zombie

I want to eat you!

God, No good

I don't want you to die

alright

I want to confess to you, I'm the one who broke your head last time

what? it's you?

yeah, because you pee in front of the rear mirror

and, I go out with your cousin

gorget it, don't say it

ok, sh**t

No way!

hurry, I have no time

can't you aim at my head?

give it to me!

sh**t!

don't sh**t, we still have another way

come out you guys

I found another way in the book

but the ingredient it needs does not quite easy to find

where did you get the recipe, I thought the book is burnt

yeah, but still can see a little

if we don't succeed, we'll still eat people right?

No, it will work

first, we must find a piece of the Egypt Pharaoh's corpse band

where do we look for this thing?

are we going to steal it in the museum?

I guess it's the only way

look, what did I say? I become mummy

don't say it, run!

how can I run like this??

wait! don't run!

Ok, we still need the holy water during the baptism

cool, how are we going to do this? steal it before the baptism?

and orange stem, birch branch, nails

Is this terrible item exhibition?

if you keep talk like this I won't help you anymore
you just keep eating people

These are required elements

Ok, all these are hard to find

Not really, I got the poison spider in my house

You feed poison spider in your house?

just pretend I didn't say anything

Now you need to look only 2 things

holy water, and the virgin blood

sh*t, it's over

ever since 96, there is no virgin in the persons I knew

I've asked everyone, do you know any?

Conhard, I guess you'll know some

you?

me? I don't know

forget it, we'll look for it

You must be turning back within 36 hours after death

that means today 12 midnight?

Or you'll never turning back

let's look for the recipe, then findConhard

wait, excuse me

This kid is so beautiful, is this your husband's?

Thank you so much

Can raptism be interrupted?

Now we just need to find a virgin

Ok, we got no time, everything ready?

still one more

hello, who is it?

Philip§Q®ú, still 2 more second

dad?

yes, you're right!

The neighbor told us you had a party
and if I find out that's true

don't you ever call me dad

I'll send you to Indonesia!

What party? We don't have a party

What's that sound? I heard bottle rolling

Don't you take care of that body?

What? there is corpse in the house?

Did I told you? Do not drink

No dad, everything is fine

Where is the injector? I need a clean syringe needle

Injector? syringe needle?

Philip§Q®ú, Are you taking drugs?

You misunderstand totally!

Are they coming back so soon?

I'm start cooking now!

It's like dark magic!

Dark Magic? Who's there?

What are you cooking?

Philip§Q®ú, You told me not to touch my syringe needle

We'll be home in half an hour

I'm gonna wrench down your ba*ls

We got troubles

Yes, I know, it'sConhard

No, My parents are coming home soon, clean it up

We can't worry that too much! we haven't got much time!

and we still need to cook half an hour

I think you can take care of it, I'll watch out for this

I don't want to say it, but you spoil the kids too much!

what's the use to say these now?

I can't believe Philip§Q®ú will take drugs

They're taking drugs in my house!

Everyday only thinks about sex, drugs and rock'n roll

Can't they be more thoughtful just likeConhard?

I hope we won't come back from the trip 500 miles away

Just because a phone call from neighbor

and because you're worried about your house

But there is a kid in the house messing around

Watch out!

it'sConhard!

You strike this innocent young boy to death!

He could have got Nobel price!

He already become cold?

I'm hungry

Poor kids, who can help us

don't worry, we're at hospital, the best of the city!

Hello

accident, I'm doctor ¥±µÜ¤h

I want to find my colleague doctor «¢¤h©_

is he here?

You smoke? It's in the hospital

You go find him, now!

Hi, I'm doctor ©_»X

take a wheel chair, send the patient to the emergency room

I'm so sorry, we don't have enough people

This kid got a car accident, he's unconscious

I think we should took a chest and brain X-ray

Yes, I just want to say that

nurse!

Go to the X-ray room, and then took picture for brain and chest

then send to the emergency room

ok, now let's go home take care of our son

don't worry, I'll just cook a cup of milk tea

don't go!

Where are you going? We haven't got many equpiments in the hospital

What do we do? he's injured!

I don't want to do so many things

and besides, he isn't look too bad

just like you

we'll just put him in the blood bank

damn idea! what now?

what?

Basically done, but we don't have virgin blood

what?

virgin...you haven't find it?

I knew I couldn't trust you

you want me to go asking people are you virgin on the street?

you know? You're so stupid

I want to k*ll you!

I'm already dead

¡]blood bank¡^

I'm so thirsty!

Ok, done, you go look for Conhard

but how? ask Where is someone got eaten by a zombie?

Philip§Q®ú!hello, Roubecca¥d, Ursterd

What's this?

Nothing!

what's this? is this your new drug?

Don't pretend so innocent!

You all look like dead people

I just sent Conhard to the hospital

What are you saying?

I just send Conhard to the hospital myself

Conhard is in the hospital?

You look quite happy?

what this damn drug turn you guys into...

Don't be angry for now, this house isn't look like we had a party

maybe they just turn on the music too loud

mom, don't

You should change a bit, kids are quite fine

Philip§Q®ú, I'm angry, I want to pour it

No! We're already dead once in a car accident!

and we turn into zombie, you're holding the cure for us

No, this is the funniest reason I've ever heard

Let these drugs go to see hell

Dad, I got to do this

not bad

there are still more

How do you feel?

I don't know, but I'm getting warmer

Roubecca¥d, I don't know you're still virgin

Ouch!

I can feel pain!

We're turning normal!

I don't want to do this, it takes 20 minutes from here to hospital

My car is broken

I knew you're here

How did you drink last night?

want to continue tonight?

Teacher did you drive here?

There is no problem is it doctor?

everything is fine, I'm doctorConhard

I was thirsty, now it's fine

what's your name nurse?

call me ªüAsu

do you need anything else?

can you be sure that there is really an undying god?

yes, Conhard must be very dangerous now

maybe he is drinking blood in the blood bank now

He is crazy, no one can get near him

I told to my parents, that's nothing

ok, get back to work

goodbye doctor

goodbye

if we couldn't find him, he'll eat people

Conhard!

don't run!

got! it's you!

You forgot? We're students in the high school!

ah, it's you! your biology always failed

What are you doing here? Don't bother me

Conhard, we found the cure

do you understand, drink it then you'll turning back to normal

normal?

yeah, we all drank

I feel I'm good, can't you see?

People afraid of me, patient respect me

Conhard!look at yourself!

I'm normal! I'm the best!

Take a look at your dead face

what do you guys know, I've got enough blood to drink here

it's very pure, special smell

Conhard,you got the drink this

see if you can make me drink it

now you're normal person

I'm much stronger than you, don't hurt yourself

No, we haven't drank it, just like you

is it?

stupid

let's follow him

no way, it's here again

We've got company, take off cloth now

I know them!

You two had been here before! where is another one?

Oh god! He's wearing a seamed cloth

I'll let you see his true body

can't you see a bit more carefully?

besides, this is not cloth, this is my skin

are you really a teacher now?

yeah, I always talk during the class about our things

I still got the tape we filmed that time

I can't hear anything

how to get there?

go through window

Don't! Ursterd You're not zombie anymore

you lose

I bite my tounge again!

Do bother me!

Please be more thoughtful!

Hell to you the damn thoughtful!

Conhard, after 12, you're no longer turning back

great! the past is so boring

No, that's life!

I've prepared everything!

Philip§Q®ú ! are you alright?

Stop pretending, zombie won't be dead!

You idiot! He already drank it!

He is normal now

What have I done?

damn ,Philip§Q®ú

Don't you playing dead!

is he dead?

Zombie's blood!

Zombie's blood can make him resurrect!

Yeah, turn into zombie, then drink the cure!

Pull it out!

this should work!

I'm hungry!

Ok, now give me the cure!

Ursterd!what are you doing! they can't turn back

yeah, only this one bottle!

This is the taste of red wine!

You forgot this in the car!

I wish I'm still on time!

You're really the goddess of my life

I want to get merried with you, have a lot of kids till I die

I thought so

thanks

I realized now how much I need you

I'm so unlucky to be with you..

let's continue

oh this, it's a long story

You win again!

thanks!

What do we do to him?

Then throw the frig away

ok, goodbye!