♪ music
]prologue,
]prologue,
we've been in utah
we've been in utah
for a couple of weeks now,
for a couple of weeks now,
but it's just a stopover.
but it's just a stopover.
but it sure is beautiful
but it sure is beautiful
up here.
up here.
i don't know if this
probably doesn't do it justice,
but there's 11 of us now,
but there's 11 of us now,
which is good.
which is good.
we broke down the campsite
we broke down the campsite
this morning
this morning
and we're about to
and we're about to
hike off the mountain.
hike off the mountain.
it's taken me a lot longer
it's taken me a lot longer
to get this done
to get this done
than i ever expected,
than i ever expected,
but here it is.
but here it is.
enjoy.
]]excuse me, sir, ma'am.
i was wondering if by any
i was wondering if by any
chance you heard of a company
chance you heard of a company
called life tracker limited?
called life tracker limited?
it's okay if you haven't.
it's okay if you haven't.
i read about them
i read about them
on the internet.
on the internet.
i'm just out asking people
i'm just out asking people
what they might think about...
what they might think about...
]no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
]no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
sorry, no english.
sorry, no english.
]]hi, i was wondering
]]hi, i was wondering
if i could ask your opinions
if i could ask your opinions
about a news story
about a news story
i read today?
i read today?
]absolutely.
]absolutely.
]]when in rome, right?
]]when in rome, right?
]absolutely.
]absolutely.
on the news.
on the news.
]]excuse me, ladies.
]]excuse me, ladies.
have you by any chance
have you by any chance
heard of a company
heard of a company
called life tracker limited?
called life tracker limited?
[laughing]
[laughing]
]have you heard that
]have you heard that
a company called life tracker
a company called life tracker
thinks they can use dna
thinks they can use dna
to predict the future?
to predict the future?
]]no.
]]no.
]this is the palm reading
]this is the palm reading
of the 21st century.
of the 21st century.
]]i don't know.
]]i don't know.
i mean it could be possible.
i mean it could be possible.
wait, am i supposed to look
wait, am i supposed to look
at you or the camera?
at you or the camera?
]i'm sorry.
]i'm sorry.
wait, what are you asking?
wait, what are you asking?
]]oh, sure.
]]oh, sure.
they've been looking at
they've been looking at
people's dna for years
people's dna for years
to try to stay ahead of anyone
to try to stay ahead of anyone
that poses a threat
that poses a threat
to the political machine.
to the political machine.
]they say they can analyze
]they say they can analyze
a strain of dna sort of like
a strain of dna sort of like
a timeline.
a timeline.
]]i'm not really comfortable
]]i'm not really comfortable
with the...
with the...
]what if knowing your future
]what if knowing your future
could change it?
could change it?
like in back to the future?
like in back to the future?
]]you know how easy it is
]]you know how easy it is
to get dna nowadays?
to get dna nowadays?
i mean from like
i mean from like
a discarded cup
a discarded cup
from a fast food joint
from a fast food joint
or hair or...
or hair or...
]period blood.
]period blood.
]]good one, honey.
]]good one, honey.
]dad.
]dad.
]]you're implying
]]you're implying
that someone is doing tests
that someone is doing tests
on used hygiene products?
on used hygiene products?
]not just someone.
]not just someone.
the president.
the president.
]]but if your dna knows
]]but if your dna knows
your future then it would have
your future then it would have
already factored in
already factored in
that you found out you future.
]is it hard to make a movie?
]]now, son,
]]now, son,
what did i say about
what did i say about
talking to strangers?
talking to strangers?
]not after you learn how.
]not after you learn how.
]]how can i learn how?
]]how can i learn how?
]if you know you know
]if you know you know
and you can't change it.
and you can't change it.
]]if all of a sudden aliens
]]if all of a sudden aliens
came out of the sky
it would change how people
thought about things,
thought about things,
which would lead to change.
which would lead to change.
]do you have a camera at home?
]do you have a camera at home?
]]yeah, i've got a camera.
]]yeah, i've got a camera.
]uh-uh.
]uh-uh.
uh-uh.
uh-uh.
no, you know what?
no, you know what?
i think we've had just about
i think we've had just about
enough of this interview.
enough of this interview.
]]is this going to be
]]is this going to be
on tv somewhere?
on tv somewhere?
[clock ticking]
[clock ticking]
]i came across
]i came across
a news story i thought
a news story i thought
was pretty interesting.
was pretty interesting.
so, i decided to go down to
so, i decided to go down to
hollywood boulevard
hollywood boulevard
and sh**t a little,
and sh**t a little,
just play around.
just play around.
i thought maybe i'd get a
i thought maybe i'd get a
reaction from somebody who...
reaction from somebody who...
]]hey, dillon.
]]hey, dillon.
hey, dil.
hey, dil.
what are you sh**ting?
what are you sh**ting?
]just an intro
]just an intro
for some interviews i did.
for some interviews i did.
]]it's going to look like crap
]]it's going to look like crap
with you sh**ting it
with you sh**ting it
all by yourself.
all by yourself.
ohh, hello beautiful.
ohh, hello beautiful.
]get that out of here.
]get that out of here.
]]just take my help.
]]just take my help.
i'm here.
i'm here.
i'm already framed up.
i'm already framed up.
all right?
all right?
action.
action.
]i'm dillon smith
]i'm dillon smith
and this morning
and this morning
i read an article
i read an article
about a company
about a company
that says they can use dna
that says they can use dna
to predict the future.
to predict the future.
so, i'm headed down
so, i'm headed down
to hollywood boulevard
to hollywood boulevard
to see what people think.
to see what people think.
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
]]dillon,
]]dillon,
we're so proud of you, honey.
we're so proud of you, honey.
]all right.
]all right.
all right.
all right.
it was good, buddy.
it was good, buddy.
but if you want someone
but if you want someone
with a little charisma
to host your documentary ideas
there's always me,
there's always me,
scott orenhauser.
scott orenhauser.
]]oh, yeah.
]]oh, yeah.
'cause you have charisma
'cause you have charisma
pouring out of your veins.
pouring out of your veins.
]you know it, you know it.
]you know it, you know it.
]]bye, dillon.
]]bye, dillon.
]catch you later, dil.
]catch you later, dil.
]]we're proud of you, honey.
]]we're proud of you, honey.
]later, guys.
]later, guys.
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]so, scott is always
]so, scott is always
talking about this grant
talking about this grant
that they give
that they give
to documentary filmmakers.
to documentary filmmakers.
it's called the clemens grant
it's called the clemens grant
and it's a big cash prize
and it's a big cash prize
and tons of sponsored equipment
and tons of sponsored equipment
to use as finishing funds
to use as finishing funds
for your feature length
for your feature length
documentary.
documentary.
i don't know if it's jealousy
i don't know if it's jealousy
that's getting my a*s in gear
that's getting my a*s in gear
or if i'm just sick of
or if i'm just sick of
listening to opportunity knock
listening to opportunity knock
and not answering.
and not answering.
so, i went back
so, i went back
to the footage that i shot
to the footage that i shot
a couple of weeks ago
a couple of weeks ago
and it's bad,
and it's bad,
but i looked up the story
but i looked up the story
and there's more news.
and there's more news.
what i'm about to show you
what i'm about to show you
is the video
is the video
of richard 'rocko' hutchensen.
of richard 'rocko' hutchensen.
he's the coo
he's the coo
of life tracker limited.
of life tracker limited.
interesting character,
interesting character,
to say the least.
to say the least.
regular howard hughes.
regular howard hughes.
video already has
video already has
over 300,000 views.
over 300,000 views.
]]if you're watching this
]]if you're watching this
video it's probably because
video it's probably because
you heard something
you heard something
just crazy enough
just crazy enough
to make you google it.
to make you google it.
we can predict the future.
we can predict the future.
ooh, magic.
ooh, magic.
no, it's not.
no, it's not.
don't be a jackass.
don't be a jackass.
this is science.
this is science.
everyone told galileo
everyone told galileo
he was a whack job
he was a whack job
when he suggested
when he suggested
the sun stars didn't revolve
the sun stars didn't revolve
around the earth.
around the earth.
but he had science on his side
but he had science on his side
and now we know that
and now we know that
we're un-special cosmic dust
we're un-special cosmic dust
at the edge
at the edge
of a puny galaxy far, far away
of a puny galaxy far, far away
from the center
from the center
of the universe.
of the universe.
what we're talking about here
what we're talking about here
is a scientific way
is a scientific way
to look at dna
to look at dna
as a biological timeline
as a biological timeline
of a human's life.
of a human's life.
i could explain it
i could explain it
in more detail,
in more detail,
but you're not going
but you're not going
to understand it.
to understand it.
put it this way,
put it this way,
your body knows
your body knows
and documents things
and documents things
that we're never
that we're never
consciously aware of.
consciously aware of.
until now.
until now.
we made these discoveries
we made these discoveries
over seven years ago,
over seven years ago,
but we were shuffled
but we were shuffled
into the depths
into the depths
of the legal system
of the legal system
and our tongues were tied.
and our tongues were tied.
now, freedom of speech
now, freedom of speech
has prevailed.
has prevailed.
kind of.
kind of.
powers that be still say
powers that be still say
you're too stupid
you're too stupid
and irresponsible to know
and irresponsible to know
about all of our discoveries.
about all of our discoveries.
they're probably right,
they're probably right,
but who made them the bosses?
but who made them the bosses?
would...
]mako garden apartments,
can i help you?
]]even the press secretary
made a statement about him.
made a statement about him.
all right, check this out.
all right, check this out.
says, "not enough information
says, "not enough information
"exists to prove the accuracy
"exists to prove the accuracy
"of such a tool.
"of such a tool.
"foods, drugs,
"foods, drugs,
"medical processes,
"medical processes,
"and new technologies all
"and new technologies all
"have to be rigorously tested
"have to be rigorously tested
"before public use.
"before public use.
"it is a government's
"it is a government's
"responsibility
"responsibility
to protect its citizens."
to protect its citizens."
]uh-huh.
]uh-huh.
]]wait.
]]wait.
wait a minute.
wait a minute.
]you see that?
]you see that?
]]wait a minute.
]]wait a minute.
so, this information
so, this information
is in my own blood
and i'm not allowed
to know about it?
to know about it?
]exactly.
anything more
than a glorified hotel room,
than a glorified hotel room,
you know, as an apartment.
you know, as an apartment.
no offense, dil.
no offense, dil.
]none taken.
]none taken.
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
and i drive 1987 nissan
and i drive 1987 nissan
pickup truck
pickup truck
with 290,000 miles on it, okay?
with 290,000 miles on it, okay?
i rely on you guys for weed.
i rely on you guys for weed.
i don't own squat.
i don't own squat.
and now i don't even
and now i don't even
own my dna?
own my dna?
]pretty much.
]pretty much.
]]where are you going?
]]where are you going?
]welcome to america, buddy.
]]my wonderful boyfriend
didn't get me a beer.
didn't get me a beer.
]you didn't say
]you didn't say
you wanted one.
why they would
want this stopped.
want this stopped.
]here we go.
]here we go.
]]no, i'm serious.
]]no, i'm serious.
okay.
okay.
what if mr. walk the walk,
what if mr. walk the walk,
talk the talk.
talk the talk.
]me?
]me?
]]you.
]]you.
]okay.
]okay.
]]mr. schmooze over here
]]mr. schmooze over here
found out that
found out that
all of his a*s kissing
all of his a*s kissing
and networking functions
and networking functions
were completely pointless
were completely pointless
because he found out
because he found out
from his print
from his print
that he was going
that he was going
to get cancer
and he was going to die
in a year?
in a year?
what then?
what then?
why not just give up?
why not just give up?
why not just,
why not just,
bam, end it early?
bam, end it early?
]oh, now,
]oh, now,
that's some deep sh*t
that's some deep sh*t
right there.
right there.
]]thank you.
]]thank you.
]yeah.
]]we're talking
about scott here.
about scott here.
it's not that deep.
it's not that deep.
]oh, cheers.
]oh, cheers.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]ouch.
]ouch.
]]oh, dang, baby.
]]oh, dang, baby.
you are sexy
you are sexy
when you're feisty.
when you're feisty.
]careful though.
you might confuse
drake's sexuality.
drake's sexuality.
]]just let me suck it once
]]just let me suck it once
and i promise you'll like it,
and i promise you'll like it,
buddy.
buddy.
[laughing]
]it's not going to suck itself.
let's go.
let's go.
]]all right.
]]all right.
all right.
all right.
]okay, change the subject.
]okay, change the subject.
]]banana.
]]banana.
]all right.
]all right.
all right.
]]where did you even
get that from?
get that from?
[laughing]
]but what about the good
that it could do?
what about the other side
of the coin?
of the coin?
this is your life,
this is your life,
dillon smith.
dillon smith.
]]oh, great.
]]oh, great.
]a lonesome life
]a lonesome life
behind his camera,
behind his camera,
a dead end day job
a dead end day job
stuck in mediocrity,
stuck in mediocrity,
never finishing a project
never finishing a project
he starts,
he starts,
but he gets his print read,
but he gets his print read,
finds out he's going to be
finds out he's going to be
hugely successful,
hugely successful,
have ten awesome children.
have ten awesome children.
]]just ten?
]]just ten?
]and die happy in old age
]and die happy in old age
while receiving head
while receiving head
from 18-year-old
from 18-year-old
brazilian triplets.
brazilian triplets.
]]whoo!
]]whoo!
]oh, brother.
]oh, brother.
]]what can you do?
]]what can you do?
]this information could give
]this information could give
him the confidence he needs
him the confidence he needs
to come out of his shell
to come out of his shell
and go after his dream.
and go after his dream.
]]you realize i have the power
]]you realize i have the power
to evict you, right?
to evict you, right?
]yes, but at least
]yes, but at least
the rent i pay you
the rent i pay you
comes from working in a field
comes from working in a field
i went to school for.
i went to school for.
]]oh, burn.
]]oh, burn.
]damn.
]damn.
]]wait, hold on a second.
]]wait, hold on a second.
i don't think that
i don't think that
this print thing is going
this print thing is going
to be able to tell you
if you're going to be happy
or not though, right?
or not though, right?
]happiness produces hormones.
]happiness produces hormones.
can't that be measured?
can't that be measured?
]]yeah, he's got a point
]]yeah, he's got a point
right there.
right there.
]just saying.
]just saying.
]]why do you always
]]why do you always
not shut up?
not shut up?
]it's okay, sport.
are you still talking
right now?
right now?
]]this was on
]]this was on
the local news today.
the local news today.
one of those
middle of the day things
when they know
when they know
nobody is watching.
nobody is watching.
sorry to use this stuff
sorry to use this stuff
from the web,
from the web,
but i don't have the pull
but i don't have the pull
to get the interviews myself.
]today, we're joined
by honey joans,
by honey joans,
a political science professor
a political science professor
from uc berkley
from uc berkley
and abigail wesson-levitt,
and abigail wesson-levitt,
a philosophy professor
a philosophy professor
from carnegie mellon.
from carnegie mellon.
welcome, ladies.
welcome, ladies.
hello.
hello.
]]hello, susan
]]hello, susan
and thank you for having me.
and thank you for having me.
]yes, thank you.
]yes, thank you.
]]so, we are curious to hear
]]so, we are curious to hear
what you know
what you know
about life tracker limited.
about life tracker limited.
]sounds a bit like
]sounds a bit like
a science fiction movie,
a science fiction movie,
doesn't it?
doesn't it?
]]it really does.
]]it really does.
from what i can understand,
from what i can understand,
if my body's chemistry
if my body's chemistry
is involved it's recorded
is involved it's recorded
and from there we can
and from there we can
make assumptions?
make assumptions?
]exactly.
]exactly.
i'll give you an example.
i'll give you an example.
if it's in like a person
if it's in like a person
who has an excess buildup
who has an excess buildup
of white blood cells
of white blood cells
that can mean
that can mean
this person is sick.
this person is sick.
now, if it's a specific kind of
now, if it's a specific kind of
cell or a physical reaction
cell or a physical reaction
we may be able to tell
we may be able to tell
what sickness it is exactly.
what sickness it is exactly.
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]what's up, dude?
]what's up, dude?
]]hey.
]]hey.
come in for a minute.
come in for a minute.
]dil, i paused
]dil, i paused
the movie upstairs.
the movie upstairs.
bell is waiting.
bell is waiting.
]]just give me a second.
]]just give me a second.
]okay.
]okay.
]]sit over here.
]]sit over here.
]all right.
]all right.
what's all this?
what's all this?
]]i was a little pissed off
]]i was a little pissed off
the other day when you said
the other day when you said
i never finish anything.
i never finish anything.
]okay.
]okay.
]]it pissed me off,
]]it pissed me off,
but you were right.
but you were right.
]well, i know i was right.
]well, i know i was right.
that's why i said it.
that's why i said it.
]]i was pissed
because it was true,
but you didn't have
but you didn't have
to say it in front of everyone.
to say it in front of everyone.
]okay.
]okay.
]]wait, wait.
]]wait, wait.
just please, please.
just please, please.
]dil, whatever this is,
]dil, whatever this is,
you're making it awkward.
you're making it awkward.
]]i want you to help me
]]i want you to help me
hold myself accountable.
hold myself accountable.
]accountable?
]accountable?
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
i've decided
i've decided
i'm going full force
i'm going full force
into the life tracker doc.
into the life tracker doc.
i don't know if
i don't know if
it's the best topic
it's the best topic
or how long it's going
or how long it's going
to remain newsworthy,
to remain newsworthy,
but i have to finish something.
but i have to finish something.
]great.
]great.
i'm with you.
i'm with you.
]]you're with me?
]]you're with me?
]yeah, i mean i don't think
it's the greatest idea either,
but i do think you need
but i do think you need
to finish something.
to finish something.
so, i'm with you.
]]well, i didn't say
i thought it was a bad idea.
i thought it was a bad idea.
]neither did i.
]neither did i.
]]but you don't think
]]but you don't think
it's good?
it's good?
]okay.
]okay.
why this topic?
why this topic?
just because it happened
just because it happened
to be what we were discussing
to be what we were discussing
when the subject
of you having no follow through
came up?
came up?
]]that, and i think this story
]]that, and i think this story
could go somewhere.
could go somewhere.
i mean think about it, man.
i mean think about it, man.
i'm always bitching
i'm always bitching
about a father i never knew.
about a father i never knew.
i don't have my own
i don't have my own
family medical history.
family medical history.
life tracker could open
life tracker could open
that window for people.
that window for people.
]do you have any idea
]do you have any idea
how long science takes?
how long science takes?
if this is even real science.
if this is even real science.
and what?
and what?
are you just going
are you just going
to keep using this camera?
to keep using this camera?
what about lights or actually
what about lights or actually
getting good sound?
getting good sound?
what about release forms?
what about release forms?
interviews,
interviews,
are you just going to keep
are you just going to keep
interviewing random strangers
interviewing random strangers
and your friends?
and your friends?
]]no.
]]no.
]is google
]is google
your only research tool?
your only research tool?
]]i'm going to deal
]]i'm going to deal
with all of those things, okay?
with all of those things, okay?
i might have to cut corners,
i might have to cut corners,
but who doesn't?
but who doesn't?
and my first goal
and my first goal
is to fill out the application
is to fill out the application
for the clemens grant.
for the clemens grant.
that would take care of half
that would take care of half
of the problems right away.
of the problems right away.
]dil, they don't just give
]dil, they don't just give
the clemens to anyone
the clemens to anyone
who fills out the paper work.
who fills out the paper work.
]]i know.
]]i know.
i'm not an idiot.
i'm not an idiot.
i mean what are you telling me?
i mean what are you telling me?
not to try?
not to try?
you're trying, aren't you?
you're trying, aren't you?
]of course i am.
]of course i am.
look, let me know
look, let me know
if you need any help.
if you need any help.
]]tomorrow.
]]tomorrow.
]tomorrow?
]tomorrow?
really?
really?
]]really.
]]really.
]all right.
]all right.
you know where i live.
you know where i live.
oh, and just for the record,
oh, and just for the record,
all you folks at home
all you folks at home
you heard that, right?
you heard that, right?
all right.
all right.
now, can i go
now, can i go
watch my movie now?
watch my movie now?
]]yes.
]]yes.
]all right, buddy.
]all right, buddy.
i'll see you tomorrow.
i'll see you tomorrow.
♪ music
]release of the life tracker...
]release of the life tracker...
the release
the release
of the life tracker...
]]i'm getting way too many
shadows from these wrinkles.
shadows from these wrinkles.
]less than a month away.
]less than a month away.
]]do you seriously
]]do you seriously
not own an iron?
not own an iron?
]spokane, washington
]spokane, washington
where richard 'rocko'
where richard 'rocko'
hutchensen...
do you think maybe we can pan
in when we start this segment?
in when we start this segment?
]]no, i think it should
]]no, i think it should
just stay still.
just stay still.
]some movement
]some movement
would liven it up though.
would liven it up though.
]]yeah, and you're already
]]yeah, and you're already
going to need a genius editor
going to need a genius editor
just to key off
just to key off
this damn sheet.
this damn sheet.
]i stole a picture
]i stole a picture
off the ltl website
off the ltl website
we might be able to use.
we might be able to use.
]]oh, yeah.
]]oh, yeah.
i know a guy in spokane
i know a guy in spokane
that might be able to swing by
that might be able to swing by
and get some video too.
and get some video too.
]awesome.
there are many reports of
people lining up at pharmacies
people lining up at pharmacies
to be the first
to be the first
to get their print.
to get their print.
there are many reports of
there are many reports of
people lining up at pharmacies
people lining up at pharmacies
to be the first to get their...
to be the first to get their...
]]you should totally
]]you should totally
cut to the people lining up.
cut to the people lining up.
you can even interview
you can even interview
some of them.
]do you know where people
are lining up?
are lining up?
]]no, where did you hear it?
]]no, where did you hear it?
]i guessed.
]i guessed.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]jesus.
]jesus.
]]they're predicting
]]they're predicting
the future.
people have to be lining up
somewhere.
somewhere.
]all right.
]all right.
can we just sh**t this?
wait, can you...?
never mind.
never mind.
just action.
]]are you sure we can't pan in?
]i swear to god, dillon.
[clock ticking]
]i'm good.
]i'm good.
just any time.
just any time.
]]okay, okay.
]]okay, okay.
we're good.
we're good.
]yeah.
]]do you have any thoughts
on life tracker
on life tracker
or rocko hutchensen?
or rocko hutchensen?
]is that that mean old b*stard
]is that that mean old b*stard
who thinks
who thinks
he can predict the future?
]]i can't really afford
a reader,
a reader,
but i found this website
but i found this website
that teaches you
that teaches you
to read it yourself.
]the reader doesn't come
with the print order?
with the print order?
]]no.
]]no.
]how much does that cost?
]how much does that cost?
]]it depends
]]it depends
on the reader's rating.
on the reader's rating.
i've seen anywhere
i've seen anywhere
from $300 to $1,500.
from $300 to $1,500.
]well, what's the rating
]well, what's the rating
of the $300 version?
]]what do you think people
will be saying
will be saying
about this story
about this story
]i mean if it changes the way
]i mean if it changes the way
that we think about
that we think about
how we've arrived
how we've arrived
at our predicted futures
at our predicted futures
we could be sitting
we could be sitting
on the dawn of a worldwide
on the dawn of a worldwide
cultural awakening.
cultural awakening.
]]that was, yeah,
]]that was, yeah,
that was exactly right.
that was exactly right.
]that was it?
]that was it?
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
]yeah, and there's that ltl guy
]yeah, and there's that ltl guy
in irvine who k*lled himself.
in irvine who k*lled himself.
]]we heard about that.
]]we heard about that.
sad.
sad.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]do you know
]]do you know
what his motive was?
]maybe he didn't like
the future he saw.
the future he saw.
i don't know.
i don't know.
anyway, i've got to run.
anyway, i've got to run.
sorry, i'm going to be late.
sorry, i'm going to be late.
good luck with
good luck with
your movie though.
your movie though.
]]thank you.
a couple more
and i think we've got
and i think we've got
what we need.
what we need.
]okay, yeah.
]okay, yeah.
i know i agreed
i know i agreed
to help you on this,
to help you on this,
but what are we doing
but what are we doing
out there?
out there?
]]we're doing it, man.
]]we're doing it, man.
you know,
you know,
i mean follow through.
i mean follow through.
]all right.
]all right.
i now you think we're doing it,
i now you think we're doing it,
but you've got nothing.
but you've got nothing.
]]we've just found out
]]we've just found out
about a suicide at ltl.
about a suicide at ltl.
]from a random stranger
]from a random stranger
on the street.
and the best interview
we've had all day
we've had all day
is from a friend we planted.
]]so, what are you saying?
]i'm saying you need
]i'm saying you need
to get some better interviews
to get some better interviews
or this is going nowhere
or this is going nowhere
unless you talk to somebody
unless you talk to somebody
who is involved
who is involved
or directly affected.
]]yeah, i have an issue too.
]what?
]]i don't think i'm the best
choice to be on camera.
choice to be on camera.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
i am so glad you said that
i am so glad you said that
and not me.
and not me.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]a teacher of mine
]a teacher of mine
[indistinct] pulled
[indistinct] pulled
some strings he had
some strings he had
with the connection
with the connection
to the ltl suicide.
to the ltl suicide.
sounds crazy,
sounds crazy,
but it's our first
but it's our first
big interview.
so, today we're going down
to irvine
to irvine
to interview mrs. valliani.
to interview mrs. valliani.
she's the widow
she's the widow
of abdul valliani.
of abdul valliani.
abdul is in
abdul is in
rocko's inner-circle
rocko's inner-circle
and it's a pretty small circle.
and it's a pretty small circle.
all we know about his suicide
all we know about his suicide
is that it's shrouded
is that it's shrouded
in mystery.
in mystery.
we don't know
we don't know
if it has anything to do
if it has anything to do
with ltl
with ltl
or if he was just
or if he was just
a secretly depressed guy.
where's scott?
]]no hi bell?
]]no hi bell?
you look nice this morning,
you look nice this morning,
bell?
bell?
it's good to see you, bell?
it's good to see you, bell?
]sorry.
]sorry.
]]he can't make it.
]]he can't make it.
you get me.
what?
]he better have a good excuse
]he better have a good excuse
for screwing me.
for screwing me.
]]he's hardly screwing you.
]]he's hardly screwing you.
]really?
]really?
]]besides that's why i'm here.
]]besides that's why i'm here.
i just totally made a joke
i just totally made a joke
about screwing you
about screwing you
and i can't even get a chuckle?
and i can't even get a chuckle?
]i knew he wasn't into this.
]]you and scott just have
different strategies.
]strategies?
bell, where is he?
bell, where is he?
]]i don't know.
]]i don't know.
some breakfast function
some breakfast function
with some dude
with some dude
from discovery channel.
]not hirsch baker?
]]that's the guy, yeah.
]traitor.
]]okay.
]]okay.
you know what?
you know what?
here, take this.
here, take this.
i'm done.
i'm done.
]bell? bell?
]bell? bell?
hirsch baker is on the board
hirsch baker is on the board
responsible for giving out
responsible for giving out
the clemens grant.
the clemens grant.
]]great.
]]great.
good for scott.
good for scott.
]i'm applying for
]i'm applying for
the clemens grant.
the clemens grant.
i need to meet hirsch baker.
i need to meet hirsch baker.
i mean he didn't even
i mean he didn't even
tell me he was going.
tell me he was going.
]]he knew you had
]]he knew you had
this interview dillon.
this interview dillon.
]this is a big slap
]this is a big slap
in the face.
in the face.
admit it.
admit it.
admit it, bell,
admit it, bell,
on camera that this is bs.
on camera that this is bs.
]]i'm not doing this.
]bell?
]]what?
]]what?
]i'm sorry.
]i'm sorry.
i need your help today.
you're right
and scott is lucky to have
and scott is lucky to have
such a brilliantly talented
such a brilliantly talented
girlfriend,
girlfriend,
incredibly sexy,
incredibly sexy,
always correct.
always correct.
your urine cures cancer
your urine cures cancer
in orphans
in orphans
in third world countries.
in third world countries.
your p*nis is much bigger
your p*nis is much bigger
than mine and prettier too.
than mine and prettier too.
]]all right.
]]all right.
get in the car, freak.
get in the car, freak.
better be nice to me.
better be nice to me.
♪ music
]this is nice, dil.
]this is nice, dil.
]]students are all using
]]students are all using
newer models than that.
newer models than that.
it's pretty good
it's pretty good
for what we need though.
bell, what are you doing?
]i want to see me.
]i want to see me.
]]okay, but i need
]]okay, but i need
to drive too.
to drive too.
]mr. smith.
]mr. smith.
]]oh, jeez.
]]oh, jeez.
]i've heard that in typical
]i've heard that in typical
mad scientist fashion
mad scientist fashion
that you will be purchasing
that you will be purchasing
your own print
your own print
and letting it be known
and letting it be known
to the documentary viewing
to the documentary viewing
world as a sacrifice
world as a sacrifice
to the quality of your art.
to the quality of your art.
]]i hope the quality of my art
]]i hope the quality of my art
isn't dependent on the quality
isn't dependent on the quality
of my [indistinct].
of my [indistinct].
[laughing]
[laughing]
]when does your print arrive?
]when does your print arrive?
]]i ordered it,
]]i ordered it,
but they've pushed
but they've pushed
the release date back
the release date back
a couple of times already.
a couple of times already.
]as you may already know,
]as you may already know,
death dates
death dates
will not be available
will not be available
with the purchase
with the purchase
of your print.
of your print.
ltl is currently
ltl is currently
fighting for you
fighting for you
and we're confident
and we're confident
in our future legal victory
in our future legal victory
it will give you the back
it will give you the back
the rights,
the rights,
the information
the information
of your own dna.
]]those commercials
are so annoying.
]the message boards
are all talking about religion.
are all talking about religion.
]]it's easy to pick
]]it's easy to pick
something like religion,
something like religion,
but think about
but think about
how this could weave its
how this could weave its
into every nook and cranny
into every nook and cranny
of our lives.
of our lives.
]like?
]like?
]]well, like, okay.
]]well, like, okay.
since women are physically
since women are physically
connected to their children
connected to their children
during pregnancy,
during pregnancy,
ltl claims that women, not men,
ltl claims that women, not men,
women can use their dna
women can use their dna
prints to get a glimpse
prints to get a glimpse
at any future children
at any future children
that they're going to have.
it's something to do
with half the kid's dna
with half the kid's dna
belongs to the dad.
belongs to the dad.
so, take the kid's dna,
so, take the kid's dna,
match it up against a database
match it up against a database
of male prints and a woman
of male prints and a woman
can find out who
can find out who
she's going to have kids with
she's going to have kids with
maybe before she even
maybe before she even
meets the guy.
meets the guy.
dating without
dating without
all the game play.
]well, that takes the fun
out of it.
out of it.
]]maybe for you.
]]maybe for you.
i have no game.
i have no game.
i mean i would much rather
i mean i would much rather
just knock on someone's door
just knock on someone's door
and be like,
and be like,
excuse me ma'am,
excuse me ma'am,
i have this print here
i have this print here
that says we're going
that says we're going
to have kids together.
to have kids together.
]yeah, that's weird.
]yeah, that's weird.
what if you could
what if you could
forward your print
forward your print
and take it to hotties
and take it to hotties
and use it to get laid?
and use it to get laid?
]]oh, and i'm the weird one?
]]oh, and i'm the weird one?
i think you have some urges
i think you have some urges
you need to let out.
you need to let out.
]have you met...?
]]who?
bell, have i met who?
]have you met ellie's
roommate?
roommate?
she's really cute.
she's really cute.
you should totally
you should totally
go out with her.
out of my face now.
]oh, come on.
]oh, come on.
she's girlfriend quality.
she's girlfriend quality.
]]look.
]]look.
she should be expecting me.
she should be expecting me.
] i asked you nicely,
] i asked you nicely,
but if you push the call button
but if you push the call button
one more time,
one more time,
the cops will be called.
the cops will be called.
]]goddammit.
]]goddammit.
♪ music
]turn off the camera, bell.
]turn off the camera, bell.
there's nothing to see.
there's nothing to see.
]]wait,
]]wait,
this changes everything.
this changes everything.
it tilts the scale towards
it tilts the scale towards
conspiracy theories now.
conspiracy theories now.
there's even more mystery
there's even more mystery
behind this guy's death now.
behind this guy's death now.
]whatever.
]whatever.
]]excuse me?
]]excuse me?
you're just going to give up
you're just going to give up
after one let down?
after one let down?
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]really?
]what the hell do i have
on my life's resume
on my life's resume
that says i have what it takes
that says i have what it takes
to make a documentary
to make a documentary
on what could conceivably be
on what could conceivably be
the biggest story in 50 years?
the biggest story in 50 years?
]]what are you talking about?
]]what are you talking about?
]i'm a 32-year-old wannabe
]i'm a 32-year-old wannabe
deep in debt
deep in debt
to wasted education.
to wasted education.
i have no savings,
i have no savings,
no retirement, no investments,
no retirement, no investments,
let alone a relationship
let alone a relationship
or a family.
i mean the only reason
i can even afford my apartment
i can even afford my apartment
because it's free to me
because it's free to me
for being a sl*ve
for being a sl*ve
to the building.
to the building.
great job, bell.
great job, bell.
i mean i'm never going
i mean i'm never going
to get a promotion.
to get a promotion.
stuck in a bad salary
stuck in a bad salary
most of which is services
most of which is services
rather than cash.
rather than cash.
i don't need a print.
i don't need a print.
my whole life is a print.
my whole life is a print.
i know my future.
i know my future.
]]you're right.
]]you're right.
you know what?
you know what?
this job was too big for you.
this job was too big for you.
next time you fill
next time you fill
an occupation box you should
an occupation box you should
just put apartment manager.
just put apartment manager.
]i get it, bell.
]i get it, bell.
turn off the camera.
turn off the camera.
]]wow, tough life, man.
]]wow, tough life, man.
callouses on your hand
callouses on your hand
must be rough as sandpaper.
must be rough as sandpaper.
]i get it.
]i get it.
now stop.
now stop.
]]you know what?
you should just follow
in mr. valliani's footsteps.
in mr. valliani's footsteps.
it's just too tough, you know?
it's just too tough, you know?
you're a little b*tch
you're a little b*tch
and everyone knows it.
and everyone knows it.
so, why don't you just
so, why don't you just
[indistinct]?
[indistinct]?
]enough, bell!
]enough, bell!
enough!
enough!
]]that's enough.
]]that's enough.
enough!
enough!
you know that he was dead,
you know that he was dead,
all right?
all right?
so, why did you ask
so, why did you ask
for an interview?
for an interview?
is it because capturing
is it because capturing
someone else's pain
someone else's pain
is going to be
is going to be
so good for your movie?
so good for your movie?
is it?
is it?
well, here.
well, here.
here.
here.
here.
here.
you got what you came for.
you got what you came for.
[crying]
[crying]
what else?
what else?
you want me to tell you
you want me to tell you
that knowing his future
that knowing his future
was too much for him?
was too much for him?
fine.
fine.
but you know,
but you know,
you know what's worse?
you know what's worse?
is knowing that
is knowing that
you can't lie to yourself.
you can't lie to yourself.
you can't say
you can't say
i did what i had to.
i did what i had to.
i had no other choice.
i had no other choice.
or if i had chosen
or if i had chosen
another route.
another route.
no.
no.
because if you did something
because if you did something
wrong or bad
wrong or bad
it was inside you all along.
it was inside you all along.
it was you that was bad.
it was you that was bad.
not the decision.
]]all right, bell.
get in the car.
get in the car.
we've got to go.
we've got to go.
]okay, i see.
]okay, i see.
you got what you came for.
you got what you came for.
you can forget about me.
you can forget about me.
[crying]
[crying]
go on.
go on.
get out of here.
get out of here.
i'm calling the police.
i'm calling the police.
]]mrs. valliani, i'm sorry.
]]mrs. valliani, i'm sorry.
]no, i'm sorry.
]no, i'm sorry.
]]bell, get in the car.
]]bell, get in the car.
we're leaving.
we're leaving.
we're leaving now.
we're leaving now.
]i'm sorry.
]i'm sorry.
[crying]
]frankly,
i think it's dangerous.
i think it's dangerous.
it's the lack of knowledge
it's the lack of knowledge
of the future
of the future
that gives the human race
that gives the human race
its drive and determination.
]]well, can you give us
an example?
]if you already knew you were
going to win the lottery
going to win the lottery
would a person
would a person
work hard towards a goal
work hard towards a goal
or simply try and...
]]no one is saying they can
predict lottery numbers,
predict lottery numbers,
abigail.
abigail.
we're talking about
we're talking about
biological predictions.
biological predictions.
]fine.
]fine.
how about this?
how about this?
if you know when you're
if you know when you're
going to die it certainly
going to die it certainly
has an effect
has an effect
on how you spend
on how you spend
the rest of your time.
the rest of your time.
]]and you're only
]]and you're only
proving my point.
proving my point.
if you know
if you know
when you're going to die
when you're going to die
you can choose to spend
you can choose to spend
the rest of your days
the rest of your days
with the people you love
with the people you love
or you can choose
or you can choose
to do just whatever
to do just whatever
you've always wanted to do,
you've always wanted to do,
susan.
susan.
]or you could fall into
]or you could fall into
a depression
a depression
and give up on life early.
and give up on life early.
]]okay,
]]okay,
the package has arrived.
the package has arrived.
little later than expected,
little later than expected,
but there's very little
but there's very little
chatter on the net.
chatter on the net.
so, i'm pretty sure i'm one of
so, i'm pretty sure i'm one of
the first to get one.
the first to get one.
all right.
all right.
let's take a look at this.
oh, god.
you scared the piss
you scared the piss
out of me, man.
out of me, man.
]bell wasn't sure
]bell wasn't sure
you'd still be working on this.
you'd still be working on this.
]]well, neither was i
]]well, neither was i
after you bailed on me.
after you bailed on me.
]i didn't bail on you.
]i didn't bail on you.
]]it was our first
]]it was our first
big interview
big interview
and you had something
and you had something
better to do.
better to do.
might i add you went
might i add you went
behind my back
behind my back
to get a better shot
to get a better shot
at the clemens.
at the clemens.
]i didn't pitch my idea,
]i didn't pitch my idea,
as*h*le.
as*h*le.
i pitched this.
]]i'm supposed to believe that
after you went
after you went
without telling me?
without telling me?
]okay, full disclosure,
]okay, full disclosure,
i was hoping i would come up
i was hoping i would come up
with an idea as good as this
with an idea as good as this
before i got to the interview.
before i got to the interview.
]]so, now it's a good idea?
]]so, now it's a good idea?
]yes, now it's a good idea.
]yes, now it's a good idea.
]]i don't want
]]i don't want
to depend on you
to depend on you
if you're not in this with me.
if you're not in this with me.
]i'm in.
]i'm in.
or i want in.
or i want in.
in fact,
in fact,
my grandpa joe
my grandpa joe
was in vietnam
was in vietnam
with a dad of some military guy
with a dad of some military guy
that has some thoughts
that has some thoughts
on all this.
on all this.
i got us an interview.
i got us an interview.
]]really?
]]really?
]hmm-mm.
]]cool.
]yeah, i thought it would be
]yeah, i thought it would be
a cool social experiment
a cool social experiment
for scott orenhauser
for scott orenhauser
to work on a dillon smith
to work on a dillon smith
project for a change.
project for a change.
might give you a chance
might give you a chance
to learn some things.
to learn some things.
[laughing]
]you know something?
i'm open to the possibilities.
i'm open to the possibilities.
]]cheers, buddy.
all right.
]i don't need a tripod
]i don't need a tripod
if you're here.
if you're here.
]]cool.
]]cool.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]so, this is it?
]]so, this is it?
]yeah, this is it.
]yeah, this is it.
]]oh, is this the camera
]]oh, is this the camera
you borrowed?
you borrowed?
]it might be one
]it might be one
we actually used at school.
we actually used at school.
]]all right.
]]all right.
all right.
all right.
well, let's get to work.
well, let's get to work.
show me this thing.
show me this thing.
]it's actually pretty genius.
]it's actually pretty genius.
it works like
it works like
a blood sugar test.
a blood sugar test.
drop of blood goes here.
drop of blood goes here.
and you plug it into
and you plug it into
this usb drive,
this usb drive,
which i guess i can do now.
which i guess i can do now.
]]all right.
]]all right.
all right.
all right.
]then you download an app
]then you download an app
from the ltl site.
from the ltl site.
of course that costs $10.
of course that costs $10.
]]of course.
]]of course.
all right.
all right.
]yeah, all right.
]yeah, all right.
well, i guess...
well, i guess...
]]all right.
]]all right.
well, let me get this good.
well, let me get this good.
yeah, we're going to do it?
yeah, we're going to do it?
]yeah.
got it?
can you see?
can you see?
]]all right.
]]all right.
let me get in close.
]see what we're doing?
]]all right.
]]all right.
let's do it.
let's do it.
ooh, mommy.
ooh, mommy.
]all right.
]all right.
you got this?
you got this?
]]can you get it in the hole?
]]can you get it in the hole?
]that's what she said.
]that's what she said.
]]all right.
]]all right.
]that should be good.
]that should be good.
all right.
all right.
let's plug this in
let's plug this in
and pull up the ltl site.
and pull up the ltl site.
all right.
all right.
i've read most of this already.
i've read most of this already.
reader's cost,
reader's cost,
or readers have
or readers have
to be certified by ltl.
to be certified by ltl.
so far nobody's even scored
so far nobody's even scored
higher than an 83%.
higher than an 83%.
readers who fail
readers who fail
the certification
the certification
are still given their ranking,
are still given their ranking,
but they're not
but they're not
publicized by ltl
publicized by ltl
and they're far less accurate,
and they're far less accurate,
but way cheaper.
but way cheaper.
that reminds me.
that reminds me.
let me see.
let me see.
a reader with a 70%,
a reader with a 70%,
the borderline pass
the borderline pass
is going to cost $800.
is going to cost $800.
]]oh, damn.
]]oh, damn.
]when you go to get your print
]when you go to get your print
read you have to fill out
read you have to fill out
an 80-page survey
an 80-page survey
of questions about your life.
of questions about your life.
so, if they know that,
so, if they know that,
say you had the flu
say you had the flu
at a certain time in your past
at a certain time in your past
they can look
they can look
for times in your future
for times in your future
with the same genetic response.
with the same genetic response.
let's see.
let's see.
]]what are you doing?
]]what are you doing?
]i'm confirming the sample.
]i'm confirming the sample.
can you see it?
can you see it?
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
all right.
all right.
well, they definitely made it
well, they definitely made it
idiot proof.
idiot proof.
[laughing]
so exciting.
come on.
come on.
all right.
are you ready?
are you ready?
once you do it,
once you do it,
there's no going back.
there's no going back.
]]screw it, right?
]]screw it, right?
]screw it.
]screw it.
]]all right.
]]all right.
let's do it.
let's do it.
♪ music
]it's over a hundred pages
]it's over a hundred pages
of unreadable hieroglyphics.
of unreadable hieroglyphics.
]]well, that was
]]well, that was
terribly un-exciting.
]maybe we should go back
to dillon smithworking
to dillon smithworking
on a scott orenhauser project.
i guess we got to go
see a reader.
[clock ticking]
]we really want to thank you
]we really want to thank you
for doing this for us, sir.
for doing this for us, sir.
]]oh, save that
]]oh, save that
for after the interview.
for after the interview.
]well, we're all set on my end.
]well, we're all set on my end.
whenever you're ready.
whenever you're ready.
]]great.
]]great.
sir, would you please
sir, would you please
state your name and rank?
]brigadier general
anthony morris.
anthony morris.
]]and have you heard
]]and have you heard
of life tracker limited?
of life tracker limited?
]seems to be
the only thing everyone
is talking about these days.
is talking about these days.
]]are you a believer?
]]are you a believer?
]they can predict the future?
]they can predict the future?
]]yes.
]well, i haven't had
my own print done,
my own print done,
but i see no reason
but i see no reason
why it's not possible.
why it's not possible.
]]are you in favor of releasing
]]are you in favor of releasing
the death date information?
]well, this case represents
two aspects that are
two aspects that are
intrinsically american.
intrinsically american.
freedom of speech
freedom of speech
and a free market.
and a free market.
seems to me mr. hutchensen has
seems to me mr. hutchensen has
the right to run his business
the right to run his business
the way he sees fit.
the way he sees fit.
]]maybe i've been misinformed,
]]maybe i've been misinformed,
but i was under the impression
but i was under the impression
that you were against
that you were against
letting this sort of technology
letting this sort of technology
get out to the masses.
get out to the masses.
]correct.
]correct.
sometimes there's a difference
sometimes there's a difference
between what is allowable
between what is allowable
under the constitution
under the constitution
of the united states
of the united states
and what you think
and what you think
one should or should not do
one should or should not do
even if they are
even if they are
constitutionally allowed
constitutionally allowed
to do so.
to do so.
]]can you explain?
]]can you explain?
]well, if i had my say
]well, if i had my say
in the matter
in the matter
i would ask mr. hutchensen
i would ask mr. hutchensen
to allow the u.s. army
to allow the u.s. army
to study how this
to study how this
could be used to protect
could be used to protect
and serve our country.
and serve our country.
]]can you foresee any specific
]]can you foresee any specific
way in which ltl technology
way in which ltl technology
might be useful?
]we don't know the depths
of this technology.
of this technology.
no one does.
no one does.
hell, not even rocko himself.
hell, not even rocko himself.
but it seems to me if you
but it seems to me if you
gather enough data imagination
gather enough data imagination
is the only limit.
is the only limit.
]]what about personal privacy?
]]what about personal privacy?
]well, you've got
]well, you've got
to start somewhere.
look, all i'm saying is the
technology is incredible
technology is incredible
and if used properly
and if used properly
this would be a great tool
this would be a great tool
for the safety of americans.
for the safety of americans.
♪ music
]downtown la.
you only see it like this
after it rains.
after it rains.
♪ music
]hey there, future viewers.
]hey there, future viewers.
it is 2:34am.
it is 2:34am.
can't sleep.
can't sleep.
aren't sequential numbers
aren't sequential numbers
on a clock supposed to be
on a clock supposed to be
like good luck or something?
like good luck or something?
now, when i lay down
now, when i lay down
i feel like i could pass out,
i feel like i could pass out,
but i just stare
but i just stare
at the ceiling awake.
at the ceiling awake.
so, i'm up on the roof
so, i'm up on the roof
with my cameras.
with my cameras.
tomorrow is a big day.
tomorrow is a big day.
scott, bell, and i
scott, bell, and i
are going to go down
are going to go down
and get our prints read.
and get our prints read.
we were able
we were able
to get $2,000 together.
to get $2,000 together.
scott borrowed,
scott borrowed,
i sold my baseball card
i sold my baseball card
collection.
collection.
but that wasn't going
but that wasn't going
to be enough for all of us
to be enough for all of us
to get a certified reader,
to get a certified reader,
so scott had a brilliant idea.
so scott had a brilliant idea.
why i agreed
why i agreed
i still don't know,
i still don't know,
but one quick trip
but one quick trip
to vegas later,
to vegas later,
and we have $200 less
and we have $200 less
than we started with.
it could have been worse,
though.
we could have lost
the whole thing,
the whole thing,
but now we each get
but now we each get
an uncertified 64% reader
an uncertified 64% reader
for $600 each.
but that's not what i wanted
to tell you tonight.
to tell you tonight.
in the three weeks
in the three weeks
since we last shot,
since we last shot,
the ltl story has landed itself
the ltl story has landed itself
firmly in the 24-hour
firmly in the 24-hour
media cycle.
media cycle.
at least here in california
at least here in california
anyway.
anyway.
take a look.
]]first, we don't even know
if it's a viable test.
if it's a viable test.
it's unproven.
it's unproven.
]well, it's not going
]well, it's not going
to be proven
to be proven
until we lead by example.
until we lead by example.
[cheering]
[cheering]
]second,
]second,
the highest rated reader
the highest rated reader
to date is at 87%.
to date is at 87%.
now, those might be good odds
now, those might be good odds
if you're in a casino,
but not when you're letting
the whole world
the whole world
study your genetic code
study your genetic code
and make judgment calls
and make judgment calls
about you.
about you.
]]if you were chuck lamont
]]if you were chuck lamont
wouldn't you be worried?
wouldn't you be worried?
]third,
]third,
what does this have to do
what does this have to do
with the state of california?
with the state of california?
]]if you could look
]]if you could look
into the future
into the future
and see if a car
and see if a car
you were buying
you were buying
was gonna blow a head gasket
was gonna blow a head gasket
two months later,
two months later,
would you buy it?
would you buy it?
listen, an ltl print
listen, an ltl print
will let us check his oil.
will let us check his oil.
]fourth, let's say
]fourth, let's say
we could find a reader
we could find a reader
rated at 100%,
rated at 100%,
not going to happen,
not going to happen,
but let's just say it.
but let's just say it.
how is it possible to be sure
how is it possible to be sure
that that reader is impartial?
that that reader is impartial?
]]chuck,
]]chuck,
enough with the counting.
enough with the counting.
[laughing]
]fifth,
let's talk about the issues,
let's talk about the issues,
the economy,
the economy,
the prison system,
the prison system,
the debate over charter
the debate over charter
versus public school systems.
versus public school systems.
i don't want to play politics.
i don't want to play politics.
business?
business?
this is about...
this is about...
]]you don't want
]]you don't want
to play politics?
well, what do you think
you'll have to do
]am i going to get
a chance here?
a chance here?
the reality is game playing
the reality is game playing
for megan brown,
for megan brown,
problem solving
problem solving
from chuck lamont.
from chuck lamont.
]]all right.
]]all right.
here we are.
here we are.
we want to thank
we want to thank
our good friend zack
our good friend zack
for helping us out
for helping us out
on camera two.
on camera two.
]]zackie!
]]zackie!
]hey.
]hey.
]]all right.
]]all right.
so, we all went down
thinking we were going
to walk out with
to walk out with
some sort of fortune cookie,
some sort of fortune cookie,
but it was actually
but it was actually
a pretty in depth process.
]yeah, you don't even
meet with the reader.
meet with the reader.
it's all based on your print,
it's all based on your print,
which is analyzed against
which is analyzed against
your personal survey.
your personal survey.
]]and i'm fine with
]]and i'm fine with
my print being added
my print being added
to the national database.
to the national database.
but i will die if anyone
but i will die if anyone
gets a hold of his.
gets a hold of his.
]oh, really?
]oh, really?
]]yeah,
]]yeah,
tons of personal questions.
tons of personal questions.
i mean usual things.
i mean usual things.
who your parents are,
who your parents are,
personal medical history,
personal medical history,
but tons of almost
but tons of almost
like freudian questions.
like freudian questions.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]right, like how do you feel
]]right, like how do you feel
about your mother?
about your mother?
[laughing]
[laughing]
]one of them
]one of them
was named the top five
was named the top five
most emotionally painful
most emotionally painful
experiences of your life,
experiences of your life,
then rate the pain
then rate the pain
on a scale of 1 to 10,
on a scale of 1 to 10,
1 being orgasm,
10 being contemplation
of suicide.
of suicide.
]]yeah, nothing if not vivid.
]]yeah, nothing if not vivid.
]and you have to remember
]and you have to remember
how old you were
how old you were
to the week if possible
to the week if possible
when these things happened.
when these things happened.
]]right, because there's
]]right, because there's
this fine print
this fine print
that basically says
that basically says
one of the ways
one of the ways
a reader's accuracy
a reader's accuracy
can be compromised is
can be compromised is
if you mess up your timeline.
if you mess up your timeline.
]yeah,
]yeah,
which we're not going to say.
which we're not going to say.
]]okay.
]]okay.
]okay, okay, okay.
]okay, okay, okay.
]before we...
]before we...
before...
before...
wait, wait.
wait, wait.
before we do it,
this is for the documentary,
right?
right?
]]right.
]]right.
]no judgments.
]no judgments.
]]no judgments.
]]no judgments.
]no.
]no.
no matter what.
no matter what.
]]plus, our trip to vegas
]]plus, our trip to vegas
kind of downgraded
kind of downgraded
our reader's qualifications
our reader's qualifications
just a bit.
just a bit.
]yeah, 64%.
]yeah, 64%.
that's what we got.
that's what we got.
]]never split tens.
]]never split tens.
]okay, okay, okay.
]okay, okay, okay.
can we?
can we?
zack, can we do this?
zack, can we do this?
]]all right.
]]all right.
]say go.
]say go.
]]do it.
]]do it.
]all right.
]]damn girl.
[laughing]
]oh, there's an index.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]talk about excited.
]]skipping to the good stuff.
oh.
]hmm, all right.
]]looks like i'm going to have
problems with my lungs
problems with my lungs
and all of
and all of
the wonderful diseases
the wonderful diseases
they have listed,
they have listed,
it says mesothelioma
it says mesothelioma
is the most probable.
is the most probable.
]score.
you've got to get something.
]]yeah, jackpot.
]]yeah, jackpot.
]well, i'm going to have
]well, i'm going to have
a dependency problem.
a dependency problem.
]]shocker.
]]shocker.
]most probable culprits
]most probable culprits
being marijuana, alcohol,
being marijuana, alcohol,
and/or opiates.
and/or opiates.
that's more like
that's more like
predicting the present.
predicting the present.
]]opiates?
]]opiates?
]it said it, not me.
]it said it, not me.
i don't know
i don't know
what it's talking about.
what it's talking about.
]]okay, okay.
]]okay, okay.
it's my turn.
it says i'm going to spend
a couple of years
a couple of years
closer to contemplate suicide
closer to contemplate suicide
side of the scale.
side of the scale.
this is depressing.
this is depressing.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]there's no way to know
]]there's no way to know
when any of this
when any of this
is going to happen?
is going to happen?
]oh, no, dude.
]oh, no, dude.
check out the last page.
check out the last page.
it's one giant call to arms
it's one giant call to arms
demanding that
demanding that
the death dates be released.
the death dates be released.
]]good, i'd like to know
]]good, i'd like to know
if i'm going to get lung cancer
if i'm going to get lung cancer
tomorrow or 50 years from now.
tomorrow or 50 years from now.
]guys, i'm going to have
]guys, i'm going to have
two boys and a girl.
two boys and a girl.
and it says that the bloke
and it says that the bloke
is already in the system.
is already in the system.
]]oh, really?
]]oh, really?
this better not be
this better not be
your cute way of telling me
your cute way of telling me
you're preggo with my eggo.
you're preggo with my eggo.
]oh, not that i know of,
]oh, not that i know of,
mr. 1-0-0-4-5-2.
mr. 1-0-0-4-5-2.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]i am track number 1-0-0-4-6-1.
]i am track number 1-0-0-4-6-1.
]]give me that.
]]give me that.
]this dude is going to be
]this dude is going to be
such a piece of work.
such a piece of work.
]]okay, okay.
]]okay, okay.
getting your print done
getting your print done
is still sort of like
is still sort of like
an elitist thing.
an elitist thing.
so, he's probably very wealthy
so, he's probably very wealthy
and very powerful.
and very powerful.
]right, right.
]right, right.
like larry king or carl rover.
like larry king or carl rover.
]]okay, they both have
]]okay, they both have
incredibly sexy minds.
incredibly sexy minds.
]right.
]right.
so sexy.
]]all right, never mind.
but it could be someone like,
but it could be someone like,
oh, javier bardem
oh, javier bardem
or gael garcia bernal.
or gael garcia bernal.
]i'm sure.
]i'm sure.
]]or not.
]]or not.
]she doesn't even
know how to say his name
and she's going
to have his babies.
]]what?
]oh, my god.
that's awesome.
that's awesome.
]]what?
]]what?
]we're so having babies.
]we're so having babies.
yes!
yes!
]]seriously?
]]seriously?
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
okay, you can name the boys.
okay, you can name the boys.
]]wait, you guys aren't...?
]it's a joke.
excuse me?
excuse me?
]]no, no.
]]no, no.
of course not.
of course not.
]scott?
]scott?
]]i mean it's got to be
]]i mean it's got to be
like a mix up, right?
like a mix up, right?
it's...
it's...
]honey, come on.
]honey, come on.
this is stupid.
this is stupid.
]]it's wrong.
]]it's wrong.
they've mixed up the numbers.
they've mixed up the numbers.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]it's all fun.
]]it's all fun.
]64%.
]64%.
]]you can be one of our babies.
]]you can be one of our babies.
]okay, okay.
]okay, okay.
i'm going to just,
i'm going to just,
i know, i know.
i know, i know.
it's stupid.
it's stupid.
i'm going to...
i'm going to...
can we just cut?
]]dude?
]yeah, it's a little awkward.
]]i'm so sorry.
i don't...
i don't...
]no, i mean i don't get it.
]no, i mean i don't get it.
]]you guys want to start
]]you guys want to start
right now?
right now?
]shut up, zack.
]shut up, zack.
[laughing]
[clock ticking]
]so, update time.
scott isn't talking
scott isn't talking
about the giant pink elephant
about the giant pink elephant
in the room.
in the room.
it's been two weeks
it's been two weeks
of weird half mentioning it,
of weird half mentioning it,
which is just making it worse.
which is just making it worse.
one thing's for sure though.
one thing's for sure though.
he's completely switched sides.
he's completely switched sides.
he's now totally convinced
he's now totally convinced
that this is all
that this is all
just a parlour trick.
just a parlour trick.
bell just smiles
bell just smiles
and rolls her eyes
and rolls her eyes
at the whole situation.
at the whole situation.
she hasn't said
she hasn't said
if she thinks the prints
if she thinks the prints
are predicting the future,
are predicting the future,
but she's convinced
but she's convinced
that this is a fluke.
that this is a fluke.
as am i.
as am i.
i'm actually very pro-ltl.
i'm actually very pro-ltl.
that said,
that said,
we went to a crappy reader.
we went to a crappy reader.
scott and bell
scott and bell
are perfect for each other.
are perfect for each other.
end of story.
end of story.
it's just so ridiculous
it's just so ridiculous
that we have to deal
that we have to deal
with something like this.
]]how much does a reader
with a 30% cost?
with a 30% cost?
]$50.
]$50.
]]$50?
]]$50?
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]that's not much of
]]that's not much of
an investment in your future.
an investment in your future.
]um... 79%.
]um... 79%.
]]let me guess,
]]let me guess,
about $1,800?
about $1,800?
]yeah, you're in the ballpark.
]yeah, you're in the ballpark.
]]all right.
i've got to know what
you get for that kind of cash.
you get for that kind of cash.
]i mean a bunch
of random stuff.
i guess the biggest thing
i guess the biggest thing
was that he saw the effects of
was that he saw the effects of
some sort of anti-depressant
some sort of anti-depressant
in my future.
in my future.
]]really?
]]really?
how does that make you feel?
how does that make you feel?
]a little depressed.
]a little depressed.
]]jon stewart
got his print read?
]oh, yeah.
]oh, yeah.
he read it himself on the show.
he read it himself on the show.
he's officially
he's officially
reader rated at 1.5%.
reader rated at 1.5%.
]]that's awesome.
]you've got to find
the right suckers
the right suckers
and match them up
and match them up
with the right snake oil,
with the right snake oil,
don't you?
don't you?
]]at this point,
]]at this point,
i prefer to look back
i prefer to look back
rather than look forward.
]my name is
dr. uriel patterson.
dr. uriel patterson.
i work at the mountain spring
i work at the mountain spring
lake laboratory in new york.
lake laboratory in new york.
i'm here at ucla doing a study
i'm here at ucla doing a study
on the mental effects
on the mental effects
of receiving
of receiving
an ltl print reading.
an ltl print reading.
]]can you tell us
]]can you tell us
a bit about the study?
a bit about the study?
]well, the fact that
]well, the fact that
they haven't released
they haven't released
the death date information
the death date information
is really hindering
is really hindering
our progress.
our progress.
]]how so?
]]how so?
]well, it's not just
]well, it's not just
the date of someone's death
the date of someone's death
that ltl has been
that ltl has been
ordered not to release.
ordered not to release.
it's also anything
it's also anything
that would help to figure out
that would help to figure out
that information.
that information.
]]so, like what exactly?
]]so, like what exactly?
]we all know our birth date.
]we all know our birth date.
so, we know the starting point.
so, we know the starting point.
when we get our prints,
when we get our prints,
everything listed
everything listed
before the date
before the date
you took your test
you took your test
is listed chronologically.
is listed chronologically.
]]right, okay.
]]right, okay.
for example,
for example,
our producer dillon
our producer dillon
was able to see
was able to see
when he broke his leg
when he broke his leg
from when he was eight
from when he was eight
because of the spike
because of the spike
in his osteo somethings.
in his osteo somethings.
]osteoclast
]osteoclast
and osteoblast, right?
and osteoblast, right?
exactly.
exactly.
that's what the body uses
that's what the body uses
to repair and mend
to repair and mend
broken bones.
broken bones.
did you mention your leg
did you mention your leg
in a survey?
in a survey?
]]i did, yes.
]]i did, yes.
]and did the print predict
]and did the print predict
any other broken bones
any other broken bones
in your future?
in your future?
]]a couple of times actually.
]]a couple of times actually.
]when?
]when?
]]doesn't say.
]]doesn't say.
]you see the problem?
]you see the problem?
if it's possible to link
if it's possible to link
a piece of dna with an injury
a piece of dna with an injury
in a person's past,
in a person's past,
then why can't you
then why can't you
measure the distance between
measure the distance between
the two incidents
the two incidents
and figure out
and figure out
when in the future
when in the future
it will happen again?
it will happen again?
]]i assume you can't.
]]i assume you can't.
]of course you can.
]of course you can.
]]but how does knowing
i'm going to break my leg
sometime in the future
sometime in the future
effect my death date?
effect my death date?
]well, then you would know
]well, then you would know
you weren't going to die
you weren't going to die
until after you broke your leg.
until after you broke your leg.
like your own personal
like your own personal
book of revelations.
book of revelations.
everyone waiting
everyone waiting
for the seven signs
for the seven signs
of their own apocalypse.
of their own apocalypse.
]]okay, so how does this
]]okay, so how does this
hinder your progress?
hinder your progress?
]you're a filmmaker,
]you're a filmmaker,
so i assume you like movies.
so i assume you like movies.
]]assumption correct.
]]assumption correct.
]name a movie that's more
]name a movie that's more
suspenseful because of what
suspenseful because of what
the director doesn't show you
the director doesn't show you
rather than what he does.
rather than what he does.
]]that's easy.
]]that's easy.
jaws, the blair witch project,
jaws, the blair witch project,
rosemary's baby, psycho.
rosemary's baby, psycho.
]good, good, good.
]good, good, good.
jaws, that's a good one.
jaws, that's a good one.
let's use that.
let's use that.
we only really see the outcome
we only really see the outcome
of what the shark
of what the shark
has already done.
has already done.
when we see the shark
when we see the shark
it's only terrifying glimpses
it's only terrifying glimpses
out of the corner of our eyes.
out of the corner of our eyes.
that's because our imaginations
that's because our imaginations
are far scarier
are far scarier
than anything
than anything
than spielberg
than spielberg
could have put on screen.
could have put on screen.
most people have
most people have
some kind of mental anguish.
some kind of mental anguish.
not about what's in the print,
not about what's in the print,
but about when those things
but about when those things
are going to happen.
are going to happen.
in all honesty,
in all honesty,
i believe that if the death date
i believe that if the death date
information was released
information was released
people would be more at ease.
people would be more at ease.
]]because their imaginations
]]because their imaginations
wouldn't be running wild
wouldn't be running wild
trying to figure out if today
trying to figure out if today
was the day that they were
was the day that they were
going to die or get a disease?
going to die or get a disease?
]or get pregnant,
]or get pregnant,
or find happiness.
or find happiness.
it's not always a negative
it's not always a negative
thing that causes anxiety.
thing that causes anxiety.
it's simply not knowing.
it's simply not knowing.
]]looking pretty bad out there.
]]looking pretty bad out there.
]hey, i got a couple.
]hey, i got a couple.
]]yeah?
]]yeah?
out of how many.
out of how many.
]a few more than a couple.
]a few more than a couple.
]]were you recording that?
]]were you recording that?
]don't worry, keanu.
for all people know you were
surfing fumes out there.
surfing fumes out there.
]]that's good.
]]that's good.
because that's exactly
because that's exactly
what we were doing.
what we were doing.
[laughing]
]maybe you guys should
check your prints to see
check your prints to see
when you'll stand up
when you'll stand up
for longer than three seconds.
for longer than three seconds.
]]yeah, that'd be nice.
]okay, i was thinking about it
and i don't really get it.
and i don't really get it.
]]get what?
]well, how they're figuring
certain things out.
certain things out.
i mean it doesn't just say
i mean it doesn't just say
that jack screws jill.
that jack screws jill.
so, how do they know that?
]]well, obviously,
it's more complicated
it's more complicated
than that.
than that.
i mean i have no idea how a
i mean i have no idea how a
microwave makes my dinner.
microwave makes my dinner.
how?
how?
i just know i stick it in
i just know i stick it in
and two minutes later
and two minutes later
it's done.
it's done.
]listen, it's like blue's clues
]listen, it's like blue's clues
for adults.
for adults.
you, basically,
you, basically,
just gather as many clues
just gather as many clues
as you can
as you can
and draw the most
and draw the most
logical conclusion.
logical conclusion.
]]i was reading about
]]i was reading about
the discovery of dna last night
the discovery of dna last night
because in the early 50s
because in the early 50s
and at the time all they knew
and at the time all they knew
that it was shaped
that it was shaped
like a double helix
like a double helix
and it might be
and it might be
responsible for heredity.
responsible for heredity.
and i could see how
at the time that would seem
pretty useless,
pretty useless,
but now it seems like
but now it seems like
we use dna for everything.
we use dna for everything.
]so, you're a believer?
]so, you're a believer?
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
yeah, i guess.
yeah, i guess.
i guess i am.
i guess i am.
]you're just saying
that because you want
to get into bell's pants.
to get into bell's pants.
]]oh, god.
]]oh, god.
]we went to a 64% reader.
]we went to a 64% reader.
we can't be sure
we can't be sure
of anything he told us.
of anything he told us.
]]so, you believe
]]so, you believe
there's a 64% chance
there's a 64% chance
bell is going to have
bell is going to have
your babies?
your babies?
]no, i think that's part
]no, i think that's part
of the 36% that's bogus.
of the 36% that's bogus.
]]okay, i thought
]]okay, i thought
documentarians
documentarians
were supposed to show
were supposed to show
both sides of the story
both sides of the story
and let the viewers decide.
and let the viewers decide.
]right, because
]right, because
michael moore's docs
michael moore's docs
aren't slanted
aren't slanted
to the left at all.
]]well, maybe that's what
this one has going for it.
this one has going for it.
]what?
]what?
]]well, scott over here thinks
]]well, scott over here thinks
this is all a publicity stunt
this is all a publicity stunt
to make quick cash and
to make quick cash and
you think we're going
you think we're going
to have sex someday.
to have sex someday.
]shut up.
]shut up.
i don't believe that.
i don't believe that.
[laughing]
]then what do you think?
]]i think you should
stop being jealous
stop being jealous
because you have
because you have
nothing to worry about.
nothing to worry about.
]is that so?
]is that so?
]]i'm going to get you all wet.
]i can understand a disease
being stored in your body
being stored in your body
after you've gotten it,
after you've gotten it,
but what life tracker
but what life tracker
claims is that all of this
claims is that all of this
information
information
is already your dna
is already your dna
from the start.
from the start.
]]yes.
]]yes.
well, think of an ipod.
well, think of an ipod.
when you plug an ipod in all
when you plug an ipod in all
the songs are already there.
the songs are already there.
why?
why?
because the playlist was made
because the playlist was made
before you started listening.
before you started listening.
well, it's the same thing
well, it's the same thing
with our dna.
with our dna.
our dna, susan,
our dna, susan,
was made at creation.
was made at creation.
]okay, now you're getting
]okay, now you're getting
into religion.
into religion.
is this proof of god?
]]if it is, do we want to know
what god knows?
what god knows?
do we want to play god?
do we want to play god?
]well, are we playing god
]well, are we playing god
when we go see the doctor
when we go see the doctor
or the dentist?
or the dentist?
so, with that argument,
so, with that argument,
does that mean we should let
does that mean we should let
our teeth rot out of our heads
our teeth rot out of our heads
because that's
because that's
what god gave us?
what god gave us?
]]i'm not arguing that there's
]]i'm not arguing that there's
no possible good
no possible good
to come from this,
to come from this,
but i think it's a huge mistake
but i think it's a huge mistake
to not also think about
to not also think about
the negative possibilities.
the negative possibilities.
]what are you doing?
]what are you doing?
]]back off, dil.
]]back off, dil.
]would you just tell me
]would you just tell me
what's wrong?
]]i'm trying to help
your little documentary here.
your little documentary here.
here we are in filmmaking
here we are in filmmaking
capital of the world,
capital of the world,
always sunny hollywood,
always sunny hollywood,
california.
california.
hi, dillon.
hi, dillon.
thanks for talking
thanks for talking
with us today.
]bell, what happened?
]]your new film about ltl
]]your new film about ltl
technology to predict
technology to predict
the future so brilliant.
the future so brilliant.
is it a scam?
is it a scam?
or will it change the world
or will it change the world
and how we see it?
]what are you doing?
]]see, folks?
]]see, folks?
it changes everything.
it changes everything.
]nothing has changed.
]nothing has changed.
]]that's the most amazing part.
]]that's the most amazing part.
it simply plants ideas
it simply plants ideas
in your head.
in your head.
ideas about the future
ideas about the future
and it's how you react
and it's how you react
to those thoughts
to those thoughts
that change everything.
that change everything.
earlier, in this magnificent
earlier, in this magnificent
documentary you were witness
documentary you were witness
to our prints telling us
to our prints telling us
that dillon and i
that dillon and i
would have children.
would have children.
talk about the perfect conflict
talk about the perfect conflict
to keep the audience buzzing.
to keep the audience buzzing.
will they really?
will they really?
or was it just
or was it just
an honest misinterpretation
an honest misinterpretation
from a lousy reader?
from a lousy reader?
suffering from inner turmoil
suffering from inner turmoil
i'm sure about the validity
i'm sure about the validity
of this asinine reading,
of this asinine reading,
scott decided to call over
scott decided to call over
a needy ex-girlfriend
a needy ex-girlfriend
for emotional support.
for emotional support.
what does it all mean, rebecca?
what does it all mean, rebecca?
are my girlfriend of four years
are my girlfriend of four years
and my best friend
and my best friend
going to cheat together?
going to cheat together?
if that's what the print says,
if that's what the print says,
then it has to be true.
then it has to be true.
i can't believe they swore
i can't believe they swore
they would never do it
they would never do it
and we had a really
and we had a really
low rated reader.
low rated reader.
i can't imagine your pain,
i can't imagine your pain,
scotty.
scotty.
i think i know what will
i think i know what will
make you feel better.
make you feel better.
what's that,
what's that,
my slutty ex-girlfriend?
my slutty ex-girlfriend?
a g*dd*mn blowjob!
a g*dd*mn blowjob!
]bell, bell, calm down.
]bell, bell, calm down.
]][crying]
]][crying]
so, ladies and gentlemen,
so, ladies and gentlemen,
you have your answer.
you have your answer.
throw your protests down
throw your protests down
and accept it.
and accept it.
now, what you've all
now, what you've all
been waiting for.
been waiting for.
dah-dah-du-dahh.
♪ music
dillon, please.
dillon, please.
]]no, no.
]]no, no.
what's wrong with you?
if scott messed up,
work it out.
work it out.
but don't make
but don't make
a bad situation worse
a bad situation worse
by digging the hole deeper,
by digging the hole deeper,
okay?
okay?
the print was wrong
the print was wrong
and you know it.
and you know it.
]you know what?
]you know what?
i don't need either of you.
i don't need either of you.
♪ music
]who's your pick for governor?
bell told me what she did.
]]i'm sorry, man.
]]i'm sorry, man.
i promise i didn't want
i promise i didn't want
any part of it.
any part of it.
]no, man.
]no, man.
she told me that too.
i messed up.
like big messed up.
]]are you guys okay?
]yeah, i think so.
]yeah, i think so.
but we're not perfect
but we're not perfect
for a while.
]]you know if she didn't love
you she wouldn't be so upset.
♪ music
]this whole
]this whole
life tracker thing, man.
life tracker thing, man.
it's just messing
it's just messing
with my head.
with my head.
]]i'm sorry, man.
]]i'm sorry, man.
]we cool?
]we cool?
]]cool.
]]cool.
]can we be done for the day?
]can we be done for the day?
]]yeah.
♪ music
[clock ticking]
]hi, i'm steven buchanon.
i am the coadjutor bishop
for the los angeles diocese.
]]as a member of the clergy
]]as a member of the clergy
you have a viewpoint
you have a viewpoint
on life tracker technology
on life tracker technology
i found a bit surprising.
i found a bit surprising.
you're not against
the claim to scientifically
predict the future.
predict the future.
]true.
]true.
i think science and religion
i think science and religion
go perfectly well together.
go perfectly well together.
god's method for the creation
god's method for the creation
of everything that we know
of everything that we know
to be the universe
to be the universe
is what we call science.
is what we call science.
]]sort of a recipe?
]]sort of a recipe?
]if you like, yeah,
]if you like, yeah,
or like an artist who
or like an artist who
mixes colors and chooses
mixes colors and chooses
specific brushes and canvas.
specific brushes and canvas.
every brush stroke
every brush stroke
brings his painting to life.
brings his painting to life.
all the hows and wherefores
all the hows and wherefores
that mankind learns
that mankind learns
about the existence of life
about the existence of life
are really the brush strokes
are really the brush strokes
that god used
that god used
in the creation
in the creation
of his masterpiece.
of his masterpiece.
]]but how do you feel
]]but how do you feel
about people being able
about people being able
to look at the blueprint?
to look at the blueprint?
]oh, i don't think it matters.
]oh, i don't think it matters.
i mean we can no more change
i mean we can no more change
our genetic makeup
our genetic makeup
than we can god's plan for us.
than we can god's plan for us.
what's there is there.
what's there is there.
]]i guess i'm just
]]i guess i'm just
a little surprised
a little surprised
at how accepting you are.
at how accepting you are.
there seems to be
there seems to be
a lot of religious turmoil
a lot of religious turmoil
in the press.
in the press.
]son, i am not going to be
]son, i am not going to be
the man who stands
the man who stands
on the high ground
on the high ground
shouting to the heavens
shouting to the heavens
that human flight is not now,
that human flight is not now,
nor ever will be possible
while the wright brothers,
you know,
prepped their plane
at kitty hawk.
at kitty hawk.
we have no choice
we have no choice
but to accept.
but to accept.
]]what about free will?
]]what about free will?
]a father sets a bowl
]a father sets a bowl
of ice cream and a bowl of
of ice cream and a bowl of
vegetables in front of a child
vegetables in front of a child
and asks him to choose
and asks him to choose
which one he wants.
which one he wants.
]]the ice cream of course.
]]the ice cream of course.
]the ice cream of course.
]the ice cream of course.
did the child have a choice?
did the child have a choice?
]]yes.
choice the child would make
before he made it?
before he made it?
]]yes.
]]yes.
]difficult concepts are often
]difficult concepts are often
that way just because
that way just because
the way they're worded.
the way they're worded.
]]how do you feel about
]]how do you feel about
the pending decisions regarding
the pending decisions regarding
the release of the death date?
]do you remember those
chilean miners awhile back?
chilean miners awhile back?
]]of course.
]]of course.
]they're trapped in the mine,
]they're trapped in the mine,
right?
right?
and the rescuers are able
and the rescuers are able
to drill down a small hole
to drill down a small hole
that for air, food, and water
that for air, food, and water
and they put down
and they put down
that video tap.
that video tap.
so, we all watched
so, we all watched
while the experts
while the experts
predicted that
predicted that
they wouldn't be able
they wouldn't be able
to get a rescue tunnel
to get a rescue tunnel
down to those poor men
down to those poor men
until christmas.
until christmas.
but people and resources
but people and resources
came together.
came together.
and they were able to get
and they were able to get
those men out by mid-october.
those men out by mid-october.
two and a half months early,
two and a half months early,
which doesn't negate the fact
which doesn't negate the fact
that those poor souls
that those poor souls
were down there for 70 days.
were down there for 70 days.
]]it would have been nice
]]it would have been nice
for them to know in advance
for them to know in advance
that they were going to live.
that they were going to live.
]if we'd known in advance
]if we'd known in advance
that there was no danger,
that there was no danger,
would the story
would the story
have touched millions of people
have touched millions of people
around the world?
around the world?
would it have brought us
would it have brought us
together as one people
together as one people
for that little brief moment?
for that little brief moment?
now, here's a thought.
now, here's a thought.
if it had been predicted that
if it had been predicted that
those men would die down there
would we have even tried
to rescue them at all?
]]judging by the looks
of their site,
of their site,
they knew this day was coming.
they knew this day was coming.
]hmm, damn.
]hmm, damn.
]]it's all npr
]]it's all npr
spoke about today.
spoke about today.
all g*dd*mn day.
all g*dd*mn day.
people are lemmings.
people are lemmings.
]what?
]what?
[laughing]
[laughing]
]so, if people
]so, if people
aren't interested
aren't interested
in what you're interested in
in what you're interested in
then that makes them lemmings.
then that makes them lemmings.
is that what you're saying?
is that what you're saying?
]]those lemmings
]]those lemmings
are the same people
are the same people
that made the twilight movies
that made the twilight movies
successful.
successful.
]okay.
]okay.
]]come on.
]]come on.
i liked those movies.
i liked those movies.
]just a bunch of experts
]just a bunch of experts
talking about how important
talking about how important
the life links are
the life links are
to the entire process.
to the entire process.
]]just experts.
]]just experts.
]come on.
]come on.
you don't want to know
you don't want to know
when you're going to die?
when you're going to die?
]]and be like 75% sure?
]]and be like 75% sure?
great, just enough to scare me,
great, just enough to scare me,
but keep me hopeful.
but keep me hopeful.
]no, no.
to find out
when you're going to die,
when you're going to die,
first of all.
first of all.
and rocko says
and rocko says
it's 98% accurate.
it's 98% accurate.
]]rocko says.
]]rocko says.
]oh, well,
]oh, well,
if rocko says it...
if rocko says it...
]]it's everything.
]]it's everything.
]but you can just create
]but you can just create
an account online
an account online
and sign in with your print id.
and sign in with your print id.
]]cool.
]]cool.
i have an idea that i told bell
i have an idea that i told bell
and she's in,
and she's in,
but we're going
but we're going
to need everybody.
to need everybody.
so, you take over, babe?
so, you take over, babe?
]okay.
]okay.
]]yeah?
]]yeah?
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]so, we have ten
]]so, we have ten
raffle tickets at $25 a pop.
raffle tickets at $25 a pop.
if your name
if your name
gets drawn out of the hat.
gets drawn out of the hat.
may i?
may i?
]uhh.
]uhh.
]]i know. i'm sorry.
]]i know. i'm sorry.
if your name gets drawn out of
if your name gets drawn out of
the hat you get your
the hat you get your
death date for only $25.
death date for only $25.
]oh, come on.
]oh, come on.
]]but some of us
]]but some of us
never got our prints
never got our prints
and zack always cries poor.
and zack always cries poor.
]that's because he is poor.
]that's because he is poor.
]]yeah and i doubt
]]yeah and i doubt
team edward got his.
]you doubt correctly.
]]all right.
]]all right.
]okay, so that means 5 of us
]okay, so that means 5 of us
and 10 tickets.
and 10 tickets.
]]great.
]]great.
then i'm in for two.
then i'm in for two.
oh, and the site lets you use
oh, and the site lets you use
multiple forms of payment.
multiple forms of payment.
so, we can all charge it.
so, we can all charge it.
you guys start our account?
you guys start our account?
]yeah, sure.
]yeah, sure.
]]cool.
]]cool.
]you know what?
]you know what?
i'm in for one i guess.
i'm in for one i guess.
]]lemming.
]]lemming.
]yeah?
]yeah?
]]really?
]]really?
]awesome.
]awesome.
all right.
all right.
there's seven left.
there's seven left.
dil?
dil?
]]two.
]]two.
]sweet.
]sweet.
]]lemming.
]i'm not sure i want to do it.
]]hmm-mm.
]]hmm-mm.
]put another two on my card.
]put another two on my card.
]]two?
]]two?
]you can just pay me later.
]you can just pay me later.
]]i can afford it.
]]i can afford it.
i just said i'm not sure
i just said i'm not sure
i want to do it.
i want to do it.
]really?
]really?
]]fine.
]]fine.
put me in for two.
put me in for two.
]yes.
]yes.
]]oh, all right.
look, if she's in for two
i'm in for two.
]i can't believe we're doing
this, guys.
this, guys.
]]what a lemming.
]]what a lemming.
]shut up.
]shut up.
]]sheep.
]]sheep.
]that's one ticket left.
]that's one ticket left.
]]don't look at me,
]]don't look at me,
dude.
i've got to put gas in my car.
]all right.
]all right.
i'll take the last one.
i'll take the last one.
]]yeah, dillon.
]]yeah, dillon.
]all right.
]all right.
that's three for dillon,
that's three for dillon,
two for me, two for bell,
two for me, two for bell,
two for ellie,
two for ellie,
and one for drake.
and one for drake.
]]zero for drake.
]]zero for drake.
]zero for drake.
]zero for drake.
]]thank you.
]]thank you.
]all right, dillon.
]all right, dillon.
this doc is your creation.
i think you should do
the honors.
the honors.
]]all right.
]]all right.
]drum roll.
]drum roll.
[tapping on counter]
[tapping on counter]
]]melodramatic.
]scott.
]]yes.
]]yes.
]oh, come on.
]]i think you better
check the tickets
to make sure they don't
all say scott on them.
all say scott on them.
]right.
]right.
]]come on.
]]come on.
]i've almost got
]i've almost got
all the cards.
all the cards.
hang on.
]]thank you, sir.
]hey, guys.
you want to k*ll him now
so we don't have
so we don't have
to waste our money
to waste our money
on finding out
on finding out
when he's going to die?
when he's going to die?
]]ouch.
]]ouch.
]ohh, or k*ll him now
]ohh, or k*ll him now
and see if rocko predicts it.
and see if rocko predicts it.
]]even better.
]]even better.
]ohh,
]ohh,
i'm getting interested now.
i'm getting interested now.
]]scott, i need
]]scott, i need
your print number.
your print number.
]all right.
]all right.
it's down here.
]]while we wait i've got
some good news to share.
some good news to share.
]announcement.
]announcement.
]]you're pregnant
]]you're pregnant
with drake's love child?
with drake's love child?
]thank god.
]thank god.
we've been trying for so long.
we've been trying for so long.
]]close.
]]close.
i got the clemens grant.
i got the clemens grant.
]nice.
]nice.
]]what?
]]what?
that's awesome, dil.
that's awesome, dil.
]dillon, that's huge.
]dillon, that's huge.
]]i thought they weren't
]]i thought they weren't
announcing the recipient
announcing the recipient
till next week.
till next week.
]they're not,
]they're not,
but they notified me early
but they notified me early
to see if i could make
to see if i could make
some awards banquet.
i'm not supposed
to tell anyone yet.
to tell anyone yet.
]]so, you get like
]]so, you get like
tons of money, right?
tons of money, right?
]some cash,
]some cash,
but it's mostly
but it's mostly
goods and services.
goods and services.
]]goods and services.
]]goods and services.
]it adds up
]it adds up
to like $50,000 though.
to like $50,000 though.
that's...congrats.
that's...congrats.
]]$50,000?
]]$50,000?
]nice.
]nice.
]]hey, mr. networking
]]hey, mr. networking
and schmooze master,
and schmooze master,
didn't you apply?
didn't you apply?
]scott is on my application
]scott is on my application
for the life chair [indistinct].
]]scott put his own idea
into it, though.
into it, though.
]don't, bell.
]don't, bell.
]]what?
]]what?
you did?
you did?
]really?
]really?
]]can we say catfight?
]]can we say catfight?
]yeah, come on.
]yeah, come on.
i entered the last three years
i entered the last three years
on my own.
on my own.
it just felt weird not to,
it just felt weird not to,
but dude,
but dude,
don't worry about it.
we're going to get
some kick a*s equipment
some kick a*s equipment
and we may even want
and we may even want
to reconsider
to reconsider
reshooting some things.
reshooting some things.
this is awesome.
this is awesome.
]]so, you're going to
]]so, you're going to
use the money
use the money
to produce the film, right?
to produce the film, right?
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]cool.
]]cool.
]that is great news
]that is great news
because now you can give me
because now you can give me
my $25 back
my $25 back
and we can write this off
and we can write this off
as a business expense.
as a business expense.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]yeah, okay.
]yeah, okay.
]]here we go.
]]here we go.
when is scotty going to die?
when is scotty going to die?
]all right.
]all right.
]]lemmings.
]]lemmings.
]hey.
]hey.
]]all right.
]]all right.
hold on.
hold on.
we're holding.
we're holding.
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
]]done?
]]done?
]no.
]no.
]]okay, okay.
]]okay, okay.
]come on.
]come on.
]]i...
]]i...
]come on.
]come on.
get on with it.
get on with it.
]]it's not me.
]]it's not me.
all right.
all right.
hold on.
hold on.
here we go.
here we go.
death date.
death date.
]okay.
]okay.
]]june 8th, 2015.
]]june 8th, 2015.
]stop it.
]stop it.
come on.
come on.
]]that's not right.
]]that's not right.
]come on.
]]what does it say, babe?
]i knew this was a bad idea.
]]babe, what does it say?
]oh, my god.
]]you probably...
]]you probably...
]you know,
i put the wrong number in
or something.
or something.
i mean...
i mean...
]]okay.
]]okay.
]yeah,
]yeah,
that's got to be a mistake.
that's got to be a mistake.
yeah,
that's got to be a mistake.
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
]it's got to be.
]it's got to be.
]]scott?
you know what, jay?
maybe just turn
maybe just turn
the camera off.
the camera off.
i don't think...
i don't think...
]no, no.
]no, no.
it's just...
it's just...
it's great.
it's great.
it's... i'll be gone
it's... i'll be gone
and you two can magically
and you two can magically
fall into each other's arms.
fall into each other's arms.
congrats, man.
congrats, man.
]]dude.
]you're going to have
a perfect little family.
]]scott?
]jay, turn the camera off.
scott?
scott?
]dil?
]dil?
]]yeah, jay.
]]yeah, jay.
yeah, please.
yeah, please.
♪ music
] i apologize
that life tracker limited
is taking up so much
is taking up so much
time and energy,
time and energy,
but with the possible threat
but with the possible threat
that ltl raises,
that ltl raises,
no precaution
no precaution
is considered too great.
is considered too great.
if you don't know by now,
if you don't know by now,
the justice department
the justice department
stopped fighting the release
stopped fighting the release
of the ltl death date
of the ltl death date
information.
we simply needed to make sure
that the technology
that the technology
and the information was safe
and the information was safe
before we allowed it
before we allowed it
out to the masses.
out to the masses.
however, now that
however, now that
the death dates
the death dates
have been released
have been released
we are faced with
another problem.
now, fortunately,
now, fortunately,
this is a problem
this is a problem
that we have faced before.
that we have faced before.
i'm sure many of you remember
i'm sure many of you remember
the turn of the century
the turn of the century
and the y2k phenomenon.
and the y2k phenomenon.
of course we all had
of course we all had
a little chuckle
a little chuckle
when we woke up
when we woke up
on january 1, 2000
on january 1, 2000
and we had found
and we had found
that our computers
that our computers
had not all rebelled
had not all rebelled
against us.
against us.
well, here we are again.
well, here we are again.
in the 72 hours
in the 72 hours
since these death dates
since these death dates
have become available,
have become available,
two major predictions
two major predictions
have been made by this ltl.
the bigger and the more
dramatic of the two,
dramatic of the two,
that the end of the world
that the end of the world
is coming.
is coming.
a staggering 99.9% of all
a staggering 99.9% of all
people who have gotten
people who have gotten
their death dates predicted
their death dates predicted
including mine,
including mine,
it's all on the same date.
it's all on the same date.
it's june 8, 2015.
it's june 8, 2015.
now, i'm fully aware
now, i'm fully aware
that i sound like
that i sound like
i am reading
i am reading
from some sort of comic book,
from some sort of comic book,
but i know that this is
but i know that this is
going to cause a media stir.
going to cause a media stir.
and i assure you we are
and i assure you we are
completely confident
that this is not a prediction,
but a company's sick ploy
but a company's sick ploy
to achieve worldwide
to achieve worldwide
sensationalism.
sensationalism.
my office will be taking
every measure conceivable
to prove ltl false
to prove ltl false
and to protect
and to protect
every american citizen.
every american citizen.
believe it or not,
believe it or not,
a major part of the solution
a major part of the solution
lies with the second
lies with the second
big prediction.
big prediction.
the second prediction
the second prediction
made by ltl
made by ltl
since tuesday's release
since tuesday's release
that every single person
that every single person
in or associated
in or associated
with belfast, northern ireland
with belfast, northern ireland
that they've received
that they've received
this death date
this death date
and it's been predicted
and it's been predicted
that they will all perish
that they will all perish
on september 22, 2014.
on september 22, 2014.
i'm telling you all this
i'm telling you all this
not only because
not only because
you're going to hear about it
you're going to hear about it
in the media anyway
in the media anyway
but belfast is going
but belfast is going
to be our proof
to be our proof
that ltl is nothing more
that ltl is nothing more
than a party game.
than a party game.
and then on september 23, 2014
when the good people
of belfast, northern ireland
of belfast, northern ireland
wake up safe in their beds,
wake up safe in their beds,
my hope is that this fear
my hope is that this fear
of looming worldwide doomsday
of looming worldwide doomsday
will fall by the wayside.
will fall by the wayside.
for now, you must know
for now, you must know
that the president,
that the president,
of course,
of course,
is being kept up to date
is being kept up to date
to everything
to everything
that's coming in
that's coming in
and all pertinent information
and all pertinent information
as it unfolds
we're going to
immediately pass it on
immediately pass it on
to the american public
to the american public
and to the world at large.
and to the world at large.
please remember the world
please remember the world
is the same as it always was
before anyone heard the name
of richard 'rocko' hutchensen
of richard 'rocko' hutchensen
and life tracker limited.
and life tracker limited.
i can assure you that
i can assure you that
the only thing we need
the only thing we need
to do to get back on track
to do to get back on track
is to simply worry
is to simply worry
about the present.
about the present.
and we'll be working hard
and we'll be working hard
to prove all of this to you.
all right.
i have time for
i have time for
a few questions.
a few questions.
]now, what if we had
a collection of data
a collection of data
that would allow us
that would allow us
to foretell an epidemic
to foretell an epidemic
before that epidemic happened?
before that epidemic happened?
]]i think public is fed up
]]i think public is fed up
with everything digital
with everything digital
from credit cards
from credit cards
to our iphones.
to our iphones.
we are literally tracked
we are literally tracked
night and day.
night and day.
we only think
we only think
we live in a free society.
we live in a free society.
]well, why does it matter
]well, why does it matter
if people know
if people know
where you are,
where you are,
what you're doing, abigail,
what you're doing, abigail,
if you're not doing
if you're not doing
anything ill*gal?
]]are you listening
to yourself?
]ladies, we are out of time
on this subject.
on this subject.
are there any last words
are there any last words
you'd like to leave?
you'd like to leave?
20 seconds.
]]i'll be quick.
]]i'll be quick.
yes, i would like
yes, i would like
to say something.
to say something.
i don't think giving up
i don't think giving up
a little bit of our personal
a little bit of our personal
privacy is too much to ask.
privacy is too much to ask.
when we're talking about
when we're talking about
a technology
a technology
that could conceivably
that could conceivably
help with world health,
help with world health,
world hunger,
world hunger,
and world peace.
and world peace.
]and world domination.
]]what's going on?
]uh, here.
]uh, here.
take this.
take this.
i have to say something.
]]we're still sh**ting today,
right?
right?
]i can't work on
]i can't work on
this project anymore.
this project anymore.
]]because of
]]because of
the death date thing?
the death date thing?
]i just...i think i need
]i just...i think i need
to work on my own stuff.
to work on my own stuff.
]]but this was your stuff,
]]but this was your stuff,
our stuff.
our stuff.
]listen,
]listen,
i appreciate you
i appreciate you
bringing me in on this, man.
bringing me in on this, man.
i just...
i just...
i don't have any reason
i don't have any reason
to believe any of it
to believe any of it
and i definitely don't think
and i definitely don't think
i can keep an indifferent eye
i can keep an indifferent eye
while hosting this sh*t.
while hosting this sh*t.
]]this sh*t?
]]this sh*t?
i thought you were...
i thought you were...
]sorry, not the doc.
]sorry, not the doc.
just this.
just this.
all this, this sh*t.
and talk to people
about doomsday.
about doomsday.
i mean you don't think
i mean you don't think
that's worth sh**ting?
that's worth sh**ting?
]exactly.
]exactly.
doomsday.
doomsday.
doomsday?
doomsday?
]]so, i'm doing it alone again.
]]so, i'm doing it alone again.
]listen.
]listen.
this doesn't change anything.
this doesn't change anything.
you're still my bro.
you're still my bro.
honestly, this is...
honestly, this is...
i'm just afraid that if i keep
i'm just afraid that if i keep
working on this,
working on this,
we're going to lose that
we're going to lose that
and it's not something
and it's not something
i'm willing to...
i'm willing to...
come on.
come on.
you know.
you know.
]]yeah, okay.
]]yeah, okay.
i don't agree, but i get it.
i don't agree, but i get it.
but you owe me today.
but you owe me today.
you owe me today
you owe me today
or i'm having sex with bell.
]go ahead
and stand right up here.
and stand right up here.
cool.
cool.
we good?
we good?
great.
great.
so, you had your print read?
so, you had your print read?
]]yeah, everyone i know
]]yeah, everyone i know
already had one.
already had one.
so, i figured why not?
so, i figured why not?
]did you pay
]did you pay
for the death date upgrade?
for the death date upgrade?
]]i kind of figured
]]i kind of figured
that was a waste of money if
that was a waste of money if
everybody gets the same date.
]yeah, i'm just stocking up
on water bottles,
on water bottles,
batteries, you know,
batteries, you know,
that kind of thing.
that kind of thing.
]]so, you were chosen then?
]]so, you were chosen then?
]chosen?
]chosen?
like the matrix?
like the matrix?
no, no.
no, no.
that's weird.
that's weird.
anyway, i'm not.
anyway, i'm not.
my print says i'm goners
my print says i'm goners
just like everybody else, so...
just like everybody else, so...
]]in hindsight,
]]in hindsight,
i sort of wish
i sort of wish
i hadn't got my own date.
i hadn't got my own date.
so, we decided not to get his.
so, we decided not to get his.
sort of an ignorance is bliss
sort of an ignorance is bliss
kind of thing,
kind of thing,
you know?
you know?
]yeah.
so, how do you feel
about the idea
about the idea
of using the belfast track
of using the belfast track
as a test
as a test
to prove doomsday wrong?
to prove doomsday wrong?
]]i think it's a little sick,
]]i think it's a little sick,
don't you think?
don't you think?
]how so?
]how so?
]]well, it's sort of like
]]well, it's sort of like
having someone test your meal
having someone test your meal
for poison
for poison
before you take a bite.
before you take a bite.
i mean, okay,
i mean, okay,
so what if belfast does tumble?
so what if belfast does tumble?
what then?
what then?
mass hysteria?
mass hysteria?
cats and dogs living together?
cats and dogs living together?
]have you heard about
]have you heard about
the chosens?
the chosens?
]]i know that los angeles
]]i know that los angeles
has over 200.
has over 200.
]do you know out of how many?
]do you know out of how many?
]]no, do you?
]]no, do you?
]over 780,000.
]over 780,000.
]]oh, my god.
]questions?
]]sir.
]]sir.
]yes?
]yes?
]]general, the story
]]general, the story
seems to be growing fast.
seems to be growing fast.
is there anything specific
is there anything specific
we should be fearful of?
we should be fearful of?
]now, the media is going to
]now, the media is going to
make a big deal out of this
make a big deal out of this
and i am sure
and i am sure
that our biggest safety concern
that our biggest safety concern
is going to be
is going to be
the amount of people
the amount of people
that are descending
that are descending
upon belfast.
upon belfast.
now, hopefully that plague
now, hopefully that plague
will put money
will put money
into the local economy.
to see something good
come out of this.
come out of this.
next question.
next question.
]] general?
]] general?
sir?
sir?
sir?
sir?
]yes?
]yes?
]]i heard that you were
]]i heard that you were
interested in meeting with ltl
interested in meeting with ltl
to discuss [indistinct]?
to discuss [indistinct]?
]i have never said that.
]i have never said that.
i have always believed that
i have always believed that
the ltl technology was a joke
the ltl technology was a joke
and that mr. richard 'rocko'
and that mr. richard 'rocko'
hutchensen is a fake.
hutchensen is a fake.
and we will have our proof
and we will have our proof
on the morning of
on the morning of
september 23, 2014.
september 23, 2014.
next question.
next question.
]]has rocko been charged
]]has rocko been charged
with any crimes?
with any crimes?
]yes, he is currently,
]yes, he is currently,
he is currently facing
he is currently facing
charges of incitement
charges of incitement
among other things.
among other things.
]][indistinct]?
]][indistinct]?
]yes, there is a charge
]yes, there is a charge
of terrorism,
of terrorism,
but i am currently
but i am currently
not at liberty
not at liberty
to speak about that.
to speak about that.
one last question,
one last question,
please.
please.
]]should people
]]should people
continue to buy the prints?
continue to buy the prints?
]absolutely not.
]absolutely not.
we do not want to put money
we do not want to put money
in the coffers
in the coffers
of life tracker limited.
of life tracker limited.
buying prints
buying prints
and paying readers,
and paying readers,
it's only adding fuel
it's only adding fuel
to the fire.
]]dillon, i was surprised
to get your call.
to get your call.
]do you mind the camera?
]do you mind the camera?
]]i suppose not.
]]i suppose not.
i mean unless
i mean unless
it becomes incriminating.
it becomes incriminating.
you know you can get
you know you can get
your death date online, right?
your death date online, right?
]i know, but it's for the movie
]i know, but it's for the movie
and it's more
and it's more
visually stimulating
visually stimulating
if i get my information
if i get my information
from my reader.
from my reader.
]]i charge a little more.
]]i charge a little more.
]i understand.
]i understand.
i have the money.
i have the money.
]]well, come on in.
]]well, come on in.
]1-0-0-4-5-2.
]]let's see.
now, this information
now, this information
is fully accurate
is fully accurate
no matter what my rating is.
no matter what my rating is.
however, i'm sure yours
however, i'm sure yours
will be just like mine.
will be just like mine.
june 8th, 2015.
]i've been hearing that date
a lot lately.
a lot lately.
]]yeah, you believe it?
]]yeah, you believe it?
]well, the stuff in my print
]well, the stuff in my print
is definitely not true.
is definitely not true.
no offense.
no offense.
]]none taken.
]]none taken.
]but there's also evidence
]but there's also evidence
worldwide that seems
worldwide that seems
that shouldn't be ignored.
that shouldn't be ignored.
]]true.
]]true.
]what do you think?
]]well, don't you think
i'm a little biased?
i'm a little biased?
i do currently make my living
i do currently make my living
based on this technology.
based on this technology.
]i realize.
]i realize.
]]well, i'd say i'm about 64%
]]well, i'd say i'm about 64%
convinced it's not a joke.
convinced it's not a joke.
[laughing]
]those aren't very good odds
for the people in belfast.
for the people in belfast.
]]no.
but good odds for you.
]january 4th, 2060.
]]man, you're going to live
a long life, mr. smith.
a long life, mr. smith.
congratulations.
congratulations.
and it looks like
and it looks like
you are number 287
you are number 287
in los angeles county.
in los angeles county.
just over 81,000 worldwide.
just over 81,000 worldwide.
huh, i guess the question now
huh, i guess the question now
is do you believe?
]]but what if i had been
some schmuck off the street?
some schmuck off the street?
the attorney general
the attorney general
would have buried me.
would have buried me.
that's what.
that's what.
]mr. hutchensen,
]mr. hutchensen,
i'm going to have
i'm going to have
to end the interview
to end the interview
if you keep
if you keep
using that language.
using that language.
]]censorship,
]]censorship,
there's another place
there's another place
the government should keep
the government should keep
its [censored] away from.
its [censored] away from.
]mr. hutchensen.
]mr. hutchensen.
]]sorry, p*nis.
]]sorry, p*nis.
listen, i represent the people,
listen, i represent the people,
the people all around
the people all around
this country that are
this country that are
trying to make something
trying to make something
of themselves.
of themselves.
the only difference is
the only difference is
i'm not a pathetic failure.
i'm not a pathetic failure.
the government
should not be allowed
to dictate what
to dictate what
the private sector offers
the private sector offers
the american people.
the american people.
that's communism.
that's communism.
]so, anything anyone wants
]so, anything anyone wants
they should be allowed to have?
they should be allowed to have?
what about drugs?
what about drugs?
weapons?
weapons?
]]don't try to paint me
]]don't try to paint me
into a corner.
into a corner.
i understand the government
i understand the government
protecting us
protecting us
from drugs and g*ns.
from drugs and g*ns.
the government
the government
needs to step in
needs to step in
when we start slipping roofies
when we start slipping roofies
to pubescent boys
to pubescent boys
and sh**ting up our schools
and sh**ting up our schools
and workplaces.
and workplaces.
but how's the service i'm
but how's the service i'm
offering going to hurt anyone?
offering going to hurt anyone?
]it will change what people do
]it will change what people do
and how they think,
and how they think,
how they act.
how they act.
]]are you an idiot?
]]are you an idiot?
seriously?
seriously?
checking the weather report
checking the weather report
before going on vacation
before going on vacation
changes what people do
changes what people do
and how they act.
and how they act.
the president is attacking me
the president is attacking me
and my legal business
and my legal business
personally.
personally.
he has all the money
he has all the money
in the u.s. treasury
in the u.s. treasury
to prevent me
to prevent me
from releasing a product
from releasing a product
in a free market
in a free market
capitalist system.
capitalist system.
is that fair?
is that fair?
]it's been a matter of weeks
]it's been a matter of weeks
since you released
since you released
the death dates
the death dates
and ltl's prints are telling
and ltl's prints are telling
99.9% of the people
who have taken the test
who have taken the test
that they're going to die
that they're going to die
on june 8, 2015.
on june 8, 2015.
]]your point?
]]your point?
]well, my point,
my point is don't you think
that's a bit far-fetched?
that's a bit far-fetched?
a bit drastic?
a bit drastic?
]]well, that's two questions.
]]well, that's two questions.
far-fetched?
far-fetched?
no.
no.
was it too far-fetched
was it too far-fetched
to believe at one point
to believe at one point
in our world's history
in our world's history
that 25% of the population died
that 25% of the population died
because of fleas on rats?
because of fleas on rats?
[censored] happens.
[censored] happens.
]what about the claim
]what about the claim
that this is one big
that this is one big
publicity stunt?
publicity stunt?
]]i think it's a brilliant way
]]i think it's a brilliant way
to fight me.
to fight me.
bravo, team usa.
bravo, team usa.
]so, it's a stunt?
]so, it's a stunt?
]]i heard that your print
]]i heard that your print
said you were going
said you were going
to grow a brain tumor.
to grow a brain tumor.
how's that working for you?
how's that working for you?
]this interview
]this interview
is not about me.
is not about me.
]]so, it's true?
]]so, it's true?
really?
really?
what was it that i heard?
what was it that i heard?
four months?
four months?
four months, wasn't it?
four months, wasn't it?
i heard that you had
i heard that you had
four months to live.
four months to live.
]i'd prefer
]i'd prefer
if we stayed on topic.
if we stayed on topic.
]]mary mother of christ.
]]mary mother of christ.
so, your print
so, your print
was right on the money
was right on the money
and you're trying
and you're trying
to convince your viewers
to convince your viewers
that it's unreliable?
that it's unreliable?
]mr. hutchensen.
]mr. hutchensen.
]]are you serious?
]]are you serious?
]mr. hutchensen.
]mr. hutchensen.
]]you irresponsible stupid
]]you irresponsible stupid
[censored].
[censored].
]okay.
]okay.
thank you, mr. hutchensen.
it's been a pleasure
having you.
having you.
♪ music
]okay, so,
things have gotten
things have gotten
just a tid bit crazy
just a tid bit crazy
in the last few weeks.
in the last few weeks.
so far 890 million people
so far 890 million people
worldwide have gotten
worldwide have gotten
their death dates predicted.
their death dates predicted.
out of those just under
out of those just under
2 million are predicted
to live past doomsday.
to live past doomsday.
that's one in every 450 people.
i mean i don't even think
i know 450 people.
i know 450 people.
and that means that out of
and that means that out of
the approximately 11 million
the approximately 11 million
people that live in the
people that live in the
greater los angeles area,
greater los angeles area,
only 25,000 will be left.
only 25,000 will be left.
some are calling it nature's
some are calling it nature's
answer to over population
answer to over population
and everyone from scientists
and everyone from scientists
to bums on the street
to bums on the street
are predicting
are predicting
how it's going to happen.
how it's going to happen.
theories range
theories range
from simultaneous
from simultaneous
worldwide natural disasters
worldwide natural disasters
to what christians
to what christians
call the rapture.
call the rapture.
and some are even taking things
and some are even taking things
into their own hands
into their own hands
and there have been
and there have been
a number of cult-ish,
a number of cult-ish,
jim jones,
jim jones,
drink the purple kool-aid
drink the purple kool-aid
mass suicides.
mass suicides.
i mean it's crazy.
i mean it's crazy.
and chosens, that's what
and chosens, that's what
they're calling us,
they're calling us,
chosens are having
chosens are having
support groups, meetings,
support groups, meetings,
gatherings
gatherings
to try and figure out
to try and figure out
what it is
what it is
that we have in common.
that we have in common.
you know what it is
you know what it is
that makes us--
]]did you think
i wouldn't find out?
i wouldn't find out?
]stop it.
]stop it.
stop.
stop.
]]why didn't you tell me?
]]why didn't you tell me?
huh?
huh?
oh, i'm sorry.
oh, i'm sorry.
are you too good to talk to me
are you too good to talk to me
now that you're mr. chosen?
now that you're mr. chosen?
]scott.
]scott.
]]okay, because after
]]okay, because after
i found out
i found out
how special you were,
how special you were,
i went and got
i went and got
bell's death date.
are going to have long,
happy lives together,
happy lives together,
does that make you happy?
does that make you happy?
huh?
huh?
are you...?
are you...?
i bet you pray
i bet you pray
this is all true.
this is all true.
you're just antsy
you're just antsy
to have her all to yourself.
to have her all to yourself.
]scott.
how you feel about her.
]stop.
]stop.
]]it's not like
]]it's not like
you hide it well.
you hide it well.
really?
you're really not going
to say anything?
to say anything?
]scott, stop it.
]scott, stop it.
]]son of a b*tch!
]]son of a b*tch!
you know how i know
you know how i know
this is all fake?
this is all fake?
because i can [indistinct].
because i can [indistinct].
]scott!
]scott!
scott!
scott!
scott, get off of him!
scott, get off of him!
scott!
scott!
]]get off.
]]get off.
]scott!
]scott!
scott!
scott!
]]how does it feel
to be chosen now, dillon?
huh?
huh?
how does it feel?
how does it feel?
]scott!
]scott!
]][indistinct]
]][indistinct]
]scott!
]scott!
get off of him!
get off of him!
[water splashing]
are you insane?
what is wrong with you?
what is wrong with you?
what is wrong with both of you?
what is wrong with both of you?
♪ music
]headed to spokane.
couldn't get through the
couldn't get through the
automated telephone system.
automated telephone system.
so, i'm just going to show up
so, i'm just going to show up
and try and catch rocko
and try and catch rocko
by surprise.
i figure what have i got
to lose?
and i mean i can't really make
a life tracker documentary
a life tracker documentary
without trying to talk
without trying to talk
to the man himself.
to the man himself.
wish me luck.
okay, home sweet home.
found this in the lobby.
so, i guess i am just
so, i guess i am just
going to go wait
going to go wait
outside of his office building.
outside of his office building.
♪ music
]rocko,
]rocko,
my name is dillon smith.
i'm making a documentary
about life tracker.
about life tracker.
]]mr. hutchensen
]]mr. hutchensen
isn't interested.
i just want to ask you
a few questions.
a few questions.
]]don't make me repeat myself.
]]don't make me repeat myself.
]who are you?
]who are you?
]]i'm dillon smith.
]]i'm dillon smith.
]what?
are you making a movie?
why?
why?
what's that going to do?
what's that going to do?
does that prove something?
does that prove something?
no, the only proof
no, the only proof
is predictions coming true.
is predictions coming true.
]]sir, that is enough.
]]sir, that is enough.
put that camera away.
put that camera away.
]you want your proof?
]you want your proof?
here it is.
here it is.
my print will be
my print will be
made public tomorrow
made public tomorrow
and because of it,
and because of it,
today will go down in history.
today will go down in history.
now, leave me the hell alone.
now, leave me the hell alone.
]]now, put the camera away.
you know something
that the world doesn't?
that the world doesn't?
what does your print say,
what does your print say,
rocko?
rocko?
[g*nshots]
[g*nshots]
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
]]get his g*n.
]]get his g*n.
get his g*n.
get his g*n.
[screaming]
[screaming]
]one sh**ter.
]one sh**ter.
one sh**ter.
one sh**ter.
]]get him.
]]get him.
][indistinct]
][indistinct]
huh?
i just wanted my family
to be left alone, but no.
to be left alone, but no.
you had to make
you had to make
that g*dd*mn prediction,
that g*dd*mn prediction,
didn't you?
didn't you?
huh?
huh?
♪ music
]about 20 minutes ago
]about 20 minutes ago
i heard on the radio
i heard on the radio
that a group of chosens
that a group of chosens
were meeting at a house
were meeting at a house
in the valley
in the valley
when a group
when a group
of apparently violent
of apparently violent
demonstrators showed up.
i came out to grab my camera
and i found this.
and i found this.
the letters cbw
the letters cbw
stand for chosen by who?
stand for chosen by who?
and the slashes represent
and the slashes represent
the number of chosens
the number of chosens
that live in the building.
that live in the building.
me and bell.
me and bell.
i don't know
i don't know
if they looked us up.
or if they saw this.
dear dillon smith,
dear dillon smith,
anderson cooper
anderson cooper
is putting together
is putting together
a round table discussion
a round table discussion
of the recent verbal,
of the recent verbal,
emotional,
emotional,
and physical abuse of chosens.
and physical abuse of chosens.
we've attempted to call,
we've attempted to call,
but our calls
but our calls
have gone unanswered.
have footage documenting
life tracker limited.
life tracker limited.
anderson would love to talk
anderson would love to talk
to you about being on the show.
to you about being on the show.
please call
please call
at your earliest convenience.
this is why
i haven't answered their calls.
]]i was expecting
a little more than this.
a little more than this.
]i know it doesn't
]i know it doesn't
look like much,
look like much,
but i promise
but i promise
it's everything we need.
]]your footage of rocko's
death went viral pretty fast.
]i'm still trying
to get over it.
to get over it.
wrong place,
wrong place,
right time i guess.
♪ music
]so, should we start?
]]absolutely.
i think most people
already know you
already know you
as a news correspondent,
as a news correspondent,
but would you please
but would you please
state your name
state your name
and point of view?
and point of view?
]sure.
]sure.
my name is
abigail wesson-levitt
and i am an international
and i am an international
activist
activist
for the pro choices cause.
for the pro choices cause.
]]do you want some water?
]]do you want some water?
]no.
]no.
sorry, i'll be fine.
sorry, i'll be fine.
]]your stance
]]your stance
is that it is better
is that it is better
to not know your future
to not know your future
before you live it?
before you live it?
]precisely.
]precisely.
i'm pro choices,
i'm pro choices,
which is a movement
which is a movement
against print readings?
against print readings?
because we believe
because we believe
that your decisions...
that your decisions...
once tainted by predictions
once tainted by predictions
are no longer
are no longer
your own decisions.
your own decisions.
]]i have my print
]]i have my print
and i still make
and i still make
my own decisions.
my own decisions.
]do you?
]do you?
you don't think that your
you don't think that your
decisions are tainted by
decisions are tainted by
information that you found
information that you found
in your print?
in your print?
]]my reader only had
]]my reader only had
a 64% accuracy rating.
a 64% accuracy rating.
]i had your print re-read
]i had your print re-read
by mr. ranchaw here.
by mr. ranchaw here.
he has a rating of 92%.
he has a rating of 92%.
]]nobody has a rating of 92%.
]]nobody has a rating of 92%.
♪ music
]wait, where did you get
]wait, where did you get
a copy of my print?
a copy of my print?
]]i also know you're a chosen.
]]i also know you're a chosen.
♪ music
]would you like to conduct
]would you like to conduct
a little experiment?
a little experiment?
we took the liberty
we took the liberty
of asking some
of asking some
very specific questions
very specific questions
to your print.
to your print.
]]i'm not sure how comfortable
]]i'm not sure how comfortable
i am with this.
i am with this.
]okay.
]okay.
well, it's your doc.
well, it's your doc.
so, it's your decision,
so, it's your decision,
but i can prove right now
but i can prove right now
that the future is changeable.
that the future is changeable.
♪ music
]okay, i'll play along.
]okay, i'll play along.
]]we asked your print,
]]we asked your print,
when was the last time
when was the last time
you had sex?
you had sex?
]that's a bit personal,
]that's a bit personal,
don't you think?
don't you think?
]]looking at specific hormones
]]looking at specific hormones
a body produces
a body produces
during intercourse,
during intercourse,
your last ejaculation
your last ejaculation
was four days ago
was four days ago
and you're not scheduled
and you're not scheduled
to do it again
to do it again
for another two.
for another two.
]excuse me?
]excuse me?
]]we have 92% accuracy.
]]we have 92% accuracy.
we compared it to my own print
we compared it to my own print
and i haven't had...
and i haven't had...
i haven't been...
i haven't been...
i haven't been active
i haven't been active
in the two weeks
in the two weeks
since we scheduled
since we scheduled
this interview.
this interview.
]okay.
]okay.
this is really weird.
this is really weird.
i'm sorry.
i'm sorry.
i'm not comfortable
i'm not comfortable
with this interview.
with this interview.
]]wait.
]]wait.
no, no.
i'm getting to my point.
i promise.
i promise.
it will only take a second.
it will only take a second.
if either of us
if either of us
were to have intercourse today.
were to have intercourse today.
now, then we've proven
now, then we've proven
the whole thing fallible.
the whole thing fallible.
even at 92% accuracy.
even at 92% accuracy.
i am sorry, dillon.
i am sorry, dillon.
this is weird for me too.
this is weird for me too.
crazy.
crazy.
]what does this prove?
]what does this prove?
this doesn't prove anything.
this doesn't prove anything.
]]in a battle of science
]]in a battle of science
i believe that human nature
i believe that human nature
wins every time.
wins every time.
human nature
human nature
is the basis of science.
is the basis of science.
]okay.
]okay.
you've proven your point.
you've proven your point.
just...
just...
]]no, no, no.
]]no, no, no.
okay, stop, stop.
okay, stop, stop.
if i stop now
then i will have proven
the opposite of my point.
the opposite of my point.
i want to prove that you
i want to prove that you
can change what a print says.
and both of our prints say
that neither one of us
that neither one of us
is supposed to have
is supposed to have
intercourse today.
intercourse today.
human nature says that
human nature says that
you are a 30 something year old
you are a 30 something year old
straight male who hasn't had a
straight male who hasn't had a
lot of experience with women.
lot of experience with women.
it also says that if a woman,
it also says that if a woman,
almost any woman
almost any woman
who is willing
who is willing
and determined to have sex
and determined to have sex
with you that there is
with you that there is
very little you can do
very little you can do
to fight off
to fight off
what is a completely natural
what is a completely natural
and unpredictable event.
and unpredictable event.
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
seriously?
seriously?
you don't have to do this.
you don't have to do this.
]]please.
you have no idea how hard it
was to get up the nerve.
was to get up the nerve.
]please.
bell just called
and said she needed to talk.
and said she needed to talk.
she said she didn't want
to do it over the phone.
so, i told her to come down.
to actually use this
in the movie
in the movie
and i feel guilty enough
and i feel guilty enough
about it already,
about it already,
but i don't know
what she's going to say
and she sounded
and she sounded
desperately serious.
desperately serious.
she's literally on her way over
she's literally on her way over
right now.
so, i'm covering
the record light
the record light
with a piece of gaff tape.
[knocking]
]i'm sorry, bell.
]]hey.
]what's going on?
is it scott?
]]no.
]]no.
it's me.
it's me.
i'm just so confused.
]about what?
]]there are things in my print
]]there are things in my print
that change the entire plan
that change the entire plan
i had for my life.
i mean, what do you do
with that information?
with that information?
do you just hold onto it?
do you just hold onto it?
or do you just accept it
or do you just accept it
and change?
and change?
what if i'm changing something
what if i'm changing something
that i shouldn't have changed?
that i shouldn't have changed?
]bell, you just have to go on
]bell, you just have to go on
living the life
living the life
you were already living.
you were already living.
]]scott is pressuring me
]]scott is pressuring me
to get pregnant.
to get pregnant.
]don't you want kids?
]don't you want kids?
]]yeah, but he doesn't.
]]yeah, but he doesn't.
he just wants to prove
he just wants to prove
his print is wrong.
his print is wrong.
]maybe, but he loves you too
]maybe, but he loves you too
and i'm sure you guys
and i'm sure you guys
were going
were going
to have kids anyway.
to have kids anyway.
and i mean wouldn't that do it?
and i mean wouldn't that do it?
tangible proof
tangible proof
that this is all bs?
that this is all bs?
]]i don't want a baby as some
]]i don't want a baby as some
sort of science experiment.
sort of science experiment.
]then wait.
]then wait.
]]i've always wanted kids
]]i've always wanted kids
my whole life and now i don't?
my whole life and now i don't?
maybe i don't love scott.
]yes, you do.
]]okay, maybe i do,
]]okay, maybe i do,
but maybe, maybe
but maybe, maybe
love doesn't matter as much
love doesn't matter as much
as we thought it did.
as we thought it did.
maybe what matters most of all
maybe what matters most of all
is survival.
is survival.
dillon, maybe you and i
dillon, maybe you and i
are meant to be together.
are meant to be together.
]you don't think scott
]you don't think scott
wants me dead enough?
wants me dead enough?
]]what if the print is right?
]]what if the print is right?
]it's not, okay?
]it's not, okay?
]]i can't be with him anymore.
]]i can't be with him anymore.
he's so angry.
he's so angry.
he's drinking all the time.
he's drinking all the time.
he's always stoned.
]he's getting the sh*t end
of the stick, bell.
of the stick, bell.
i mean not you, not me.
i mean not you, not me.
]]if you and i are just
]]if you and i are just
destined to be together
destined to be together
i just want to get there.
i just want to get there.
do you understand that?
do you understand that?
i just, i want to move on.
]wow.
thank you for the romance.
i've always fantasized
i've always fantasized
about the day my dream girl
about the day my dream girl
would settle for me
would settle for me
because she just
because she just
wants to move on.
wants to move on.
]]dillon, i'm sorry.
]]dillon, i'm sorry.
i didn't mean it like that.
i didn't mean it like that.
]don't be sorry to me, okay?
]don't be sorry to me, okay?
be sorry to scott.
be sorry to scott.
the reason he's pissed
the reason he's pissed
is because he loves you.
is because he loves you.
so, maybe you should
so, maybe you should
try comforting him.
]]i'm sorry, dillon, i--
♪ music
[door closes]
[door closes]
♪ music
[clock ticking]
♪ music
]this probably isn't very good
]this probably isn't very good
for the success of this doc,
for the success of this doc,
but who cares, right?
but who cares, right?
belfast is safe.
belfast is safe.
people are safe.
people are safe.
doomsday fear
doomsday fear
is a thing of the past.
now, we've got to figure out
how to put ourselves
how to put ourselves
back together.
back together.
but i think we're going
but i think we're going
to wait until the night's over.
to wait until the night's over.
cheers.
♪ music
there's my car.
i haven't been
i haven't been
the best documentarian.
the best documentarian.
before the belfast party
before the belfast party
last week
last week
i hadn't turned on
i hadn't turned on
the camera for months.
the camera for months.
i don't really speak
i don't really speak
to scott or bell anymore.
to scott or bell anymore.
scott says hello
scott says hello
when we pass in the halls
when we pass in the halls
and bell smiled and waved
and bell smiled and waved
the other day when i was
the other day when i was
on my way to the pool.
on my way to the pool.
but as for being friends,
but as for being friends,
that seems to be over.
that seems to be over.
i don't know.
i don't know.
things are going good
things are going good
for them though.
for them though.
scott put in his 30-day notice
scott put in his 30-day notice
and i saw a ring
and i saw a ring
on bell's finger.
on bell's finger.
so, two and two
so, two and two
equals four, right?
equals four, right?
as for the rest of the world,
as for the rest of the world,
i can't say
i can't say
it's been that easy.
it's been that easy.
it seems like every day
it seems like every day
i learn something else
i learn something else
that i didn't realize
that i didn't realize
could be
could be
affected by the prints.
affected by the prints.
here's a montage of things
here's a montage of things
i stole off the web.
]]belfast is fine.
in fact,
in fact,
the town has been invigorated
the town has been invigorated
by a kind of new hope.
by a kind of new hope.
elsewhere,
elsewhere,
we found quite
we found quite
a different story
a different story
as much work remains
as much work remains
to pick up the pieces
to pick up the pieces
of a world broken
of a world broken
by false expectations.
]i don't think lives
were spared.
were spared.
i don't think belfast
i don't think belfast
was ever in any danger.
]]in pakistan,
they're reporting
they're reporting
37% unemployment
and 100,000 dead
and 100,000 dead
and the main cause is cholera.
and the main cause is cholera.
cholera?
]you and your group believe
that the belfast track
that the belfast track
was planted in the technology
was planted in the technology
by the american government.
by the american government.
]]yes, sir.
]]yes, sir.
]no, please.
]no, please.
]]in brazil,
]]in brazil,
there are no imports
there are no imports
or exports.
or exports.
they're reporting 22%
they're reporting 22%
unemployment and untold dead.
unemployment and untold dead.
we assume that number
we assume that number
to be big,
to be big,
but there's no way of knowing
but there's no way of knowing
because there's no press
because there's no press
getting in
getting in
or out of the country.
]this one can't be blamed
on wall street.
on wall street.
i mean people
i mean people
made rash decisions
made rash decisions
because they literally
because they literally
thought they knew the future.
thought they knew the future.
]]data can be analyzed
]]data can be analyzed
countless ways and each way
countless ways and each way
poses the possibility
poses the possibility
of a new hypothesis.
of a new hypothesis.
]it took over a year
]it took over a year
in legal mire for ltl
in legal mire for ltl
to even be allowed
to even be allowed
to release this technology
to release this technology
and then months and months
and then months and months
before they were free
before they were free
to release the death dates.
and then the government
just gives up.
just gives up.
]]can you tell me why
]]can you tell me why
not a single female
not a single female
under the age of 14
under the age of 14
who has had their print read
who has had their print read
is predicted to ever
is predicted to ever
have a child?
have a child?
]some have tried
]some have tried
to build new lives,
to build new lives,
others have attempted
others have attempted
to rebuild their old lives.
to rebuild their old lives.
steven carter and countless
steven carter and countless
others have simply decided
others have simply decided
to end it.
to end it.
some are going
some are going
as far as to say
as far as to say
that these sad cases
that these sad cases
are not suicide,
are not suicide,
but cold-hearted recklessness
but cold-hearted recklessness
at the hands
at the hands
of richard hutchensen.
of richard hutchensen.
]]i think that rocko hutchensen
]]i think that rocko hutchensen
got exactly what he deserved.
]last time we met,
we'd talked about a broken bone
we'd talked about a broken bone
in your childhood.
in your childhood.
you remember that?
you remember that?
]]sure.
]]sure.
]well, i probably owe you
]well, i probably owe you
partial credit for this.
partial credit for this.
i sought out all trial
i sought out all trial
patients who had predicted
patients who had predicted
levels of bone mending cells.
levels of bone mending cells.
one gentleman
one gentleman
had a print that said
had a print that said
he would be injured
he would be injured
in a few weeks.
in a few weeks.
now, just to be safe
now, just to be safe
we surrounded him
we surrounded him
with a rotating deluge
with a rotating deluge
of interns to watch over him
of interns to watch over him
for a whole week
for a whole week
just in case
just in case
the print was off a little bit.
the print was off a little bit.
now, a person
now, a person
can break a bone
can break a bone
just standing up.
just standing up.
so, we literally made him
so, we literally made him
comfortable in his own bed
comfortable in his own bed
and took care
and took care
of all of his needs.
of all of his needs.
a week of reading
a week of reading
and watching movies
and watching movies
he actually thought
he actually thought
it was relaxing.
it was relaxing.
]]so, you were able
]]so, you were able
to prove it wrong?
to prove it wrong?
]mr. marshall
]mr. marshall
lives on a residential street
lives on a residential street
at the end of a t-intersection.
at the end of a t-intersection.
at 3:00 on the fourth day
at 3:00 on the fourth day
of our test a kid
of our test a kid
paying too much attention
paying too much attention
to his cellphone blows through
to his cellphone blows through
a stop sign
a stop sign
and slams into
and slams into
mr. marshall's house.
mr. marshall's house.
]]let me guess.
]]let me guess.
he broke a bone?
he broke a bone?
]he suffered a broken ulna
]he suffered a broken ulna
and three small bones
and three small bones
in his right hand.
in his right hand.
]]that means ltl was able
]]that means ltl was able
to predict the car accident?
to predict the car accident?
]no.
]no.
it predicted
it predicted
that he would break bones,
that he would break bones,
but how many other things
but how many other things
went into that prediction?
went into that prediction?
if he hadn't been
if he hadn't been
part of our study
part of our study
maybe he wouldn't have
maybe he wouldn't have
been home in bed
been home in bed
at 3:00 in the afternoon.
at 3:00 in the afternoon.
]]so, his dna essentially
]]so, his dna essentially
had already factored in
had already factored in
that he'd be part of your test?
that he'd be part of your test?
]hmm, who knows?
]hmm, who knows?
maybe.
maybe he would have
broken a bone some other way.
broken a bone some other way.
maybe he wouldn't have
maybe he wouldn't have
broken any bones at all
broken any bones at all
and we set up
and we set up
some terrible coincidence.
]] i'm only calling because
i thought you deserved to know.
i thought you deserved to know.
]are you sure it's mine?
]are you sure it's mine?
]] yes, i did it on purpose,
]] yes, i did it on purpose,
dillon.
dillon.
]are you saying you set me up?
]are you saying you set me up?
]] that really sounds bad.
]] that really sounds bad.
]yeah, it does.
]yeah, it does.
when are you due?
when are you due?
]] three weeks.
]] three weeks.
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
i just don't understand.
i just don't understand.
you planned this.
]] i knew who you were
because of your [indistinct]
because of your [indistinct]
when you called about an
when you called about an
interview for your doc
interview for your doc
i did some research.
i did some research.
i couldn't believe
i couldn't believe
that my print
that my print
matched up with yours.
matched up with yours.
when i learned you were
when i learned you were
a chosen it just made sense
a chosen it just made sense
to make our baby
to make our baby
with a chosen too.
with a chosen too.
and through it i could
and through it i could
still somehow live on.
still somehow live on.
]is it a boy or a girl?
]is it a boy or a girl?
]] a boy.
]] a boy.
]i mean what were
]i mean what were
you going to do?
you going to do?
just leave him on my doorstep
just leave him on my doorstep
the night before doomsday?
the night before doomsday?
]] i don't even know.
]] i don't even know.
i even had his print
i even had his print
done in utero.
done in utero.
]what?
]what?
i don't know
i don't know
what i'm supposed to say or do.
what i'm supposed to say or do.
]] look, if you want to be
]] look, if you want to be
a part of his life you can be.
a part of his life you can be.
if not, that is fine too.
if not, that is fine too.
you know i could probably
you know i could probably
even be convinced to
even be convinced to
give him up for adoption.
]i'm going to need some time,
okay?
okay?
you know,
you know,
to wrap my head around this.
to wrap my head around this.
]] i understand.
]i'll call you.
]] i'm sorry.
]me too.
]] bye.
[clock ticking]
[knocking]
[knocking]
[whistling]
[whistling]
]hey, what's up?
]]you going out for doomsday?
]]you going out for doomsday?
]no, i was planning on
]no, i was planning on
watching the festivities on tv.
watching the festivities on tv.
]]ugh, boring.
i want you to come out
with us tonight.
we're going to this place
called the warehouse downtown.
called the warehouse downtown.
zack's got a gig there.
zack's got a gig there.
]um, uh...
]um, uh...
]]no rush.
]]no rush.
we're leaving in a few hours.
we're leaving in a few hours.
it's going to be me, bell,
it's going to be me, bell,
drake, jay, ellie,
drake, jay, ellie,
the whole crew
the whole crew
and well hopefully you.
and well hopefully you.
]this is sort of
]this is sort of
out of the blue.
out of the blue.
]]yeah.
]]yeah.
i figured tonight was kind of
i figured tonight was kind of
the obvious time
the obvious time
to start over, you know?
to start over, you know?
and i come with
and i come with
a peace offering.
a peace offering.
i got five of them at my job.
i got five of them at my job.
they're corporate advertising
they're corporate advertising
bribes,
bribes,
but they're pretty impressive
but they're pretty impressive
little b*tches.
little b*tches.
i thought maybe
i thought maybe
you could use it
you could use it
to sh**t some stuff
to sh**t some stuff
as a button for the doc.
as a button for the doc.
the life tracker doc.
the life tracker doc.
]oh, yeah.
]oh, yeah.
i sort of stopped
i sort of stopped
working on that.
working on that.
]]yeah, i hear
]]yeah, i hear
you got a job
you got a job
at red and tan productions.
at red and tan productions.
]yeah.
they're keeping me
pretty busy.
pretty busy.
]]that's great.
]]that's great.
]yeah, i mean i have to start
]yeah, i mean i have to start
paying rent though,
paying rent though,
you know?
i don't have time
to manage this place.
to manage this place.
]]oh, poor baby.
]]oh, poor baby.
]i know.
]i know.
i know.
i know.
i've had it easy.
i've had it easy.
]]well, sh**t whatever
]]well, sh**t whatever
you want with it,
you want with it,
but it's yours.
but it's yours.
we're all going
we're all going
to have them tonight.
to have them tonight.
they fit pretty snug
they fit pretty snug
in your hand.
in your hand.
]they're nice, man.
]they're nice, man.
]]i miss you, man.
]]i miss you, man.
bell misses you too.
bell misses you too.
we're getting married.
we're getting married.
]i heard.
]i heard.
congratulations.
congratulations.
]]thanks.
]]thanks.
can we put this all behind us?
can we put this all behind us?
]yeah.
]yeah.
sorry for all of this.
sorry for all of this.
]]no, it's not your fault.
]]no, it's not your fault.
it's no one's fault.
it's no one's fault.
]i'll get ready and come up.
]i'll get ready and come up.
]]cool.
]]cool.
and look good.
use the end of the world
as an excuse.
as an excuse.
if you can't get laid tonight,
if you can't get laid tonight,
you're hopeless.
you're hopeless.
♪ music
[cheering]
[cheering]
]yeah.
]yeah.
oh, yeah.
oh, yeah.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
thank you.
everybody raise them up.
everybody raise them up.
raise them up.
raise them up.
come on.
come on.
we're all dying
we're all dying
in a couple of hours.
in a couple of hours.
]]end of the world!
]]end of the world!
]give me some cheers.
]give me some cheers.
give me some cheers.
give me some cheers.
give me some cheers.
give me some cheers.
yeah, yeah.
yeah, yeah.
you know what?
you know what?
before i drink too,
before i drink too,
i just want to say
i just want to say
for all the people...
for all the people...
]]what are you doing?
]]what are you doing?
[laughing]
[laughing]
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
look at this.
look at this.
]]this girl is totally
]]this girl is totally
chatting with dillon.
chatting with dillon.
]she's cute.
]she's cute.
]]oh, my god.
]]oh, my god.
what do you think
what do you think
she's saying to him?
she's saying to him?
]i work in movies.
]i work in movies.
oh, my god.
oh, my god.
really?
really?
oh, my god.
oh, my god.
because i'm an actress.
because i'm an actress.
it must be fate
it must be fate
that we met tonight.
that we met tonight.
yeah, it's just like
yeah, it's just like
it's too bad
it's too bad
it's like the last night
it's like the last night
on earth, right?
on earth, right?
oh, my god.
oh, my god.
i guess we better
i guess we better
make the most of it.
make the most of it.
]]oh, my god.
]]oh, my god.
look at her hands.
look at her hands.
she's holding hands
she's holding hands
with someone.
with someone.
]what?
]what?
he better not be
he better not be
paying for that wh*re's drink.
paying for that wh*re's drink.
]]oh, my god.
]]oh, my god.
she's so busted.
she's so busted.
]no, look at her.
]no, look at her.
]]oh, she's brushing him off.
]]oh, she's brushing him off.
she's brushing him off.
she's brushing him off.
]what a sl*t.
]what a sl*t.
what a sl*t.
what a sl*t.
]]oh, my god, dillon.
]]oh, my god, dillon.
]no, come on.
]no, come on.
poor dillon.
poor dillon.
buddy.
buddy.
]]man down.
]]man down.
]what happened?
]what happened?
]]did you guys film?
]]did you guys film?
did you get all of that?
did you get all of that?
]oh, we got it all.
]oh, we got it all.
we got it all.
we got it all.
]]yes, but you know what?
]]yes, but you know what?
]i'm sorry, man.
]i'm sorry, man.
]]i hope you couldn't hear it.
]]i hope you couldn't hear it.
]no.
]no.
]]no, we didn't hear it.
]]no, we didn't hear it.
]yeah, [indistinct].
]yeah, [indistinct].
]]it was worth a try.
]]it was worth a try.
]cheers to the next.
]cheers to the next.
]]aw, dillon.
]]aw, dillon.
we love you.
we love you.
]i know.
]i know.
i know.
i know.
]]we do.
]]we do.
]yeah.
]yeah.
]]and you look
]]and you look
so handsome tonight.
so handsome tonight.
]oh, well.
]oh, well.
shucks.
]]we're going to find you
a way sexier girl.
a way sexier girl.
]okay, good.
]]we're going to get you
laid tonight, buddy.
laid tonight, buddy.
]yeah, yeah.
]yeah, yeah.
i know.
]if i can't do it tonight
then i'm hopeless, right?
then i'm hopeless, right?
]]then you're hopeless.
]]then you're hopeless.
]i know.
]i know.
[clock ticking]
♪ music
]well, here we are.
]well, here we are.
technically,
technically,
it's june 9, 2015.
it's june 9, 2015.
doomsday ended
doomsday ended
three hours ago.
three hours ago.
the only thing to end
the only thing to end
on doomsday is
on doomsday is
the last chapter of this doc.
the last chapter of this doc.
[knocking]
[knocking]
]come in.
]]hey.
]hey.
]hey.
]]scott went over to jay's
]]scott went over to jay's
to keep drinking,
to keep drinking,
but i was done.
but i was done.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]it was a fun night.
]it was a fun night.
zack was great.
zack was great.
]]yeah, he was.
]]yeah, he was.
i just wanted to make sure
i just wanted to make sure
you got home okay.
you got home okay.
]i actually didn't
]i actually didn't
drink that much.
]]i'm really glad
you came out tonight.
you came out tonight.
i missed you.
i missed you.
]i missed you guys too.
]i missed you guys too.
]]crazy about that
]]crazy about that
reporter lady, huh?
reporter lady, huh?
]i know, right?
i'm going to call her
tomorrow.
tomorrow.
]]good luck with that.
]]good luck with that.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]well, off to bed.
]well, off to bed.
hangover breakfast
hangover breakfast
tomorrow afternoon?
tomorrow afternoon?
]]i think i can be convinced.
]]i think i can be convinced.
]good.
]good.
[laughing]
[laughing]
]i'll call you
]i'll call you
when we wake up.
when we wake up.
]]good night.
]]good night.
]night.
]night.
[vibrating]
[vibrating]
]dillon?
]dillon?
[vibrating]
[vibrating]
]oh, my god.
]oh, my god.
]]what's going on?
]]what's going on?
[car alarm beeping]
[car alarm beeping]
]dillon?
]dillon?
]]bell, this way.
]]bell, this way.
this way.
get down.
get down.
get down.
bell, get down.
bell, get down.
[banging]
[banging]
]dillon?
]]hold still.
]]hold still.
hold onto me.
hold onto me.
it will be okay.
it will be okay.
it's going to be okay.
it's going to be okay.
[banging]
[banging]
[screaming]
][indistinct]
][indistinct]
]]dillon?
]]dillon?
♪ music
]i think so.
]i think so.
we found this partially
we found this partially
standing house
standing house
to take shelter in.
to take shelter in.
we've been here
we've been here
for three days.
for three days.
no one's come.
no one's come.
people who lived here
people who lived here
had some hiking backpacks
had some hiking backpacks
so we stuffed them
so we stuffed them
full of clothes,
full of clothes,
scavenged for canned food,
scavenged for canned food,
some survival tools,
some survival tools,
couple personal keepsakes,
couple personal keepsakes,
and maybe it's dumb
and maybe it's dumb
but i'm bringing my cameras
but i'm bringing my cameras
and my archives.
and my archives.
battery light is blinking.
♪ music
]epilogue,
]epilogue,
this movie didn't
this movie didn't
turn out to be
turn out to be
the polished
the polished
and masterful cinema
and masterful cinema
that i had hoped,
that i had hoped,
but thanks to my new friend
but thanks to my new friend
ryan whitney
ryan whitney
with the help of his harmonica
with the help of his harmonica
and guitar
and guitar
we were able to at least
we were able to at least
get a score,
get a score,
which is incredible.
which is incredible.
and now that it's done
and now that it's done
i can see
i can see
that it really wasn't a movie
that it really wasn't a movie
that i was making at all,
that i was making at all,
you know?
you know?
i think it's more of
i think it's more of
a time capsule.
a time capsule.
what the world was like before
what the world was like before
and maybe even a little bit
and maybe even a little bit
about why
about why
and how it collapsed.
and how it collapsed.
i don't know if in the grand
i don't know if in the grand
scheme of things
scheme of things
i was meant to capture it all
i was meant to capture it all
on tape or not,
on tape or not,
but here it is for anyone
but here it is for anyone
who wants to see.
who wants to see.
the rest of the chosens
the rest of the chosens
think that...
that word chosens,
it's just still really
it's just still really
strange to me.
strange to me.
but anyway they think i'm nuts
but anyway they think i'm nuts
because i took
because i took
a gas powered generator
a gas powered generator
from an old home depot
from an old home depot
and used it so i could power up
and used it so i could power up
the cameras and my laptop
the cameras and my laptop
so that i could
so that i could
edit this thing.
edit this thing.
and they might have a point
and they might have a point
because carrying that stuff
because carrying that stuff
around has been a b*tch.
around has been a b*tch.
so, thank god that it's done.
so, thank god that it's done.
i'm leaving
i'm leaving
the generator behind.
the generator behind.
there's a copy of the movie
there's a copy of the movie
on this camera's drive
on this camera's drive
and i'm leaving it behind too.
and i'm leaving it behind too.
i've got my copy
i've got my copy
on the camera scott gave me.
on the camera scott gave me.
as i say goodbye
as i say goodbye
to this chapter of my life
to this chapter of my life
i need to say goodbye
i need to say goodbye
to those that i've lost.
mom, i love you and i miss you.
pat, you never
got your print read.
got your print read.
so, who knows?
so, who knows?
maybe i still have
maybe i still have
a brother out there.
a brother out there.
i'll never stop looking.
to the rest of my friends
and family,
and family,
i promise to keep
i promise to keep
your memories alive.
your memories alive.
]]come on, dil.
]]come on, dil.
we're off.
we're off.
]coming.
]coming.
and scott, i can't tell you
and scott, i can't tell you
how much you're missed.
how much you're missed.
bell loves you so much.
bell loves you so much.
you were everything to her
you were everything to her
and i will never let
and i will never let
anything interfere with that.
anything interfere with that.
and i promise you, my friend,
and i promise you, my friend,
i will never let
i will never let
anything happen to her.
anything happen to her.
i swear.
all right.
bye.
[camera static]
captioning by gigecast
www.gigecast.com
www.gigecast.com
♪ music
♪ music
♪ ]waiting for some wings
♪ ]waiting for some wings
♪ to hold me.
♪ to hold me.
♪ in your place i've found you.
♪ in your place i've found you.
♪ now that you are gone.
♪ now that you are gone.
♪ waiting for something
♪ waiting for something
♪ to change me.
♪ to change me.
♪ or even rearrange
♪ or even rearrange
♪ the pieces left undone.
♪ the pieces left undone.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ it's too late.
♪ it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ and i've already have
♪ and i've already have
♪ [indistinct] time to say
♪ [indistinct] time to say
♪ goodbye.
♪ goodbye.
♪ so, goodbye to the tears
♪ so, goodbye to the tears
♪ i gave you.
♪ i gave you.
♪ i didn't see them with you.
♪ i didn't see them with you.
♪ when you made your run.
♪ when you made your run.
♪ but goodbye there's
♪ but goodbye there's
♪ no time to waste here.
♪ no time to waste here.
♪ [indistinct]
♪ [indistinct]
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ we need to see the sun.
♪ it's too late.
♪ it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ it's too late.
♪ it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ [indistinct] time to say.
♪ [indistinct] time to say.
♪ [indistinct]
♪ [indistinct]
♪ just let me be.
♪ just let me be.
♪ just let me be.
♪ just let me be.
♪ music
♪ waiting for these wings
♪ waiting for these wings
♪ to take me.
♪ to take me.
♪ to a place beyond you.
♪ to a place beyond you.
♪ now that you are gone.
♪ now that you are gone.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ and it's too late.
♪ now,
♪ now,
♪ you've gone away.
♪ you've gone away.
♪ [indistinct] time to say
♪ [indistinct] time to say
♪ goodbye.
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