Box Office Bunny (1990)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

[up-tempo music]

[birds chirping]

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

[crowd chattering]

[helicopter whirring]

(male #1) No matter it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn.

I dropped out of school in Brooklyn.

Now, I've gotta be ready to die for Brooklyn.

(female #1) Benny, I love you.

(Elmer Fudd) Shh.

Meh, what's up, doc?

Excuse me, but you have to be quiet or..

Hey, I didn't see you come in.

If you haven't got a ticket, I must ask you to leave.

Ask me to leave? What about you?

Where's you ticket, Mac?

Me? Uh, I don't have a ticket.

- No ticket?
- It must be here somepeace.

No ticket, eh? Well, you've got one now.

You know how fast you were coming down that aisle?

- No, officer.
- Real fast.

And leaving and you've only got one headlight.

Why, there might have been kids playing in the aisle.

You're in some big trouble, that's all I know.

Oh, Mr. Officer, sir, please give me a break.

You see, I was just.. Hey!

You're that screwy rabbit that snuck in here.

Seven bucks for a movie.

The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous.

I could better spend an evening in the library.

Which is why I always carry this.

[dramatic music]

Sneak into my theater, will you, you rascally rabbit?

Rabbit? Pardon, mon frère.

But this is the rabbit you seek.

I'm no rabbit.

Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?

Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my..

Oh, no. Unh-unh. End of discussion.

I've come too far. I'm above all that now.

But not above sneaking into movie theaters.

Yeah, but not above sneak..

Are you going to stand around jabbering all day?

Catch this guy.

Attaboy, Robespierre. Capture the scoundrel.

Let justice prevail.

[creaking]

[upbeat music]

Knock it off, Baryshnikov.

He's getting away.

Say, have you see a rabbit run by here?

No, I haven't, Mac. But what can I get you?

Well, I am kind of hungry.

How about a large popcorn?

And a medium soft drink.

Would you like genuine artificial imitation butter flavor on your popcorn?

Look, my little gluttonous friend does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary?

They're all out of gumdrops?

Let me make it easy for you, Sherlock.

This is the rabbit.

Hey, you're right.

After him.

Two seats down front.

Hey! We're in pictures.

[chainsaw revving]

[both screaming]

- Let me out of here.
- Let me out of here.

- Help, help, help.
- Get us out of here.

- Somebody, help me!
- Get us out of here.

It takes a miracle to get into pictures and now these two jokers wanna get out.

[theme music]

[screaming]

And that's all, folks.

[theme music]