Carrotblanca (1995)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Attention, I say, attention!

German scientist knocked unconscious by a large frying pan.

Important documents stolen.

That is all.

♪ Who's got trouble?

♪ We got trouble

♪ How much trouble?

♪ Too much trouble

♪ Well don't you frown

♪ Just knuckle down

♪ And knock on wood

♪ Who's unhappy?

♪ We're unhappy

♪ How unhappy? ♪

Mr. Bugs, Mr. Bugs!

Eh, what's up, doc?
Please help me, Mr. Bugs.

I need you to hide this very important document.

That wouldn't happen to be the documents stolen from that poor German sucker?

Now, would it?

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

[laughs]

You'll be helping a great man who will, with this document, make life wonderful in America.

Meh, big deal.

He'll be here tonight with a lovely lady.

A dame? Give me that paper.

[instrumental music]

Ooh, I tawt I taw two puddytats.

I did, I did see two puddytats.

[chuckles]

Ah, my little Swedish meatball.

It is love at first sight, no?

[smooches]

Hey, get your hands off her, you little squirrel.

[brawling]

[thud]

She is shy, no?

[knock on door]

[vroom]

[creak]

Uh, table for two?

[bugle call]

I'm General Pandemonium.

The meanest, nastiest, high saluting soldier in this man's army.

Does your mother know you're up this late?

I got word you have that important document ya dinner jacket wearing vermin.

Gee, General, where'd you hear that?

Let's just say a little birdie told me.

[laughing]

You despise me, don't you? Heh-he.

I want that paper, and I want it now!

Paper? You want this paper?

Well, here you go, boy.

Come on, boy! Come on, get the paper.

[whistling]

Fetch.

[screams]

Oh, garcon.

Uh, waiter.

Somebody!

I demand some service.

I'll be right back, kitty dear uh, with a refreshment.

[piano music]

It's been a long time, Sam.

Yikes!

Please, play it for me.

I hope you don't mean that "Knock On Wood" song.

I've got a splitting headache.

You know my favorite song.

I thought I told you never to play that song.

Me?

You think I wanted to play that?

She made me do it!

It was her, her, her!

[dramatic music]

Kitty? Kitty, kitty?

[music continues]

[glasses clink]

- Where's my dream boat?
- She sailed solo.

Wah, whoa-oa!

(Kitty) Dear, Bugs, I cannot go with you.

We're different, you and I.

Remember, we'll always have Pongo Pongo and Helsinki Pismo Beach, Timbuktu.

Of all the juice joints in all the towns in all the countries in all the royals she picks this one.

I know what you mean.

I had a girl once.

She dumped me for a poodle supply salesman.

Hit the road, sister.

[brawling]

Whoa-ou!

Bugs, please help me.

They've arrested Sylvester.

General Pandemonium thinks he knows something about that stolen document.

I stick my cotton tail out for no one.

[sobbing]

(General) I want answers and I want 'em now.

How many times do I have to tell ya?

I don't have that document.

You really expect me to believe that?

Gee, y'all having a barbecue and didn't invite me?

Butt out, rabbit.

I'mma interrogating this suspect.

You going about this all wrong, Patton.

Isn't it true you hated Johnny Ryan for stealing a girl?

We're on to ya, Pandemonium, so you might as well confess.

Well, I can explain.

That's him, mummy.

That's the mean ol' man who popped my balloon.

[crying]

[bam]

That's him, officer.

Oh, you brute.

General Pandemonium, how do you plead?

I'm guilty, I'm guilty.

[panting]

Mr. Slazlo's got a plane to catch.

- Bon voyage.
- Grr.

Huh?

Eww.

Now, uh, Slazlo.

I have something I think you're looking for.

So you have this!

This is gonna make me rich.

(male announcer)
Attention. Flight 428 to Toronto, New York City and Cucamonga.

All aboard!

Bugs, I don't know if I can leave you again.

Listen, Kitty, if you don't go with him, you'll regret it.

In this crazy world, the lives of three people don't amount to a--

Yeah, yeah, hill of greens, sill of greens, we know.

Gotta go. Gotta go.

- Say goodbye, dear.
- Goodbye.

[thud]

[plane revving]

[whoosh]

[laughing]

Coffee? Tea? Or moi?

[screams]

[plane revving]

[yowling]

[screech]

(Bugs Bunny)
Hare's looking for you, Kit.

Kit? Oh, Kit?

[theme music]

That's all, folks. Heh heh.