Jokesters, The (2015)

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I got paid for a construction
job that I did.

Immigration.

Ah, f*cking Mexican.

This is shake weight fitness.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh.

Oh, feel the burn.

What the f*ck? Open the door.

I'm calling the FBI agent on
you, guys.

That's all I have to say.

Hey, guys. What's up, dude.

This is Prank Masters. Yup.

Well, I wanna thank Gabrielle
for filming for us.

You're awesome. And yeah,

we're just gonna do
some awesome racing.

So, let's make it happen,
all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

I got this. Funny.

How sure? How sure are you?I'm extremely sure. What's up?

You want to put
some money on it?

We're doing a hundred.A hundred.

Hundred?A hundred bucks.

Oh.Hundred to the winner.

A hundred.Hundred. That's it.

This is episode 401
of Prank Masters,

Ghost Doll.Bang.

What is that?

You're so mean.

Never fall asleep.

Get out of here.

Prank Masters.

What's up?

You suck, dude.

Whoo!

Gentle.

Shh.

Okay. All right.

This is Prank Masters,

episode three hundo
and ninety.

All right.

Nick is f*cking
blackout drunk. And,

okay, there's two things
in the world

that Nick is afraid of, one,

being emotionally available
with a woman,

and two,
being buried alive.

The tape.

Lay on it.

Okay.

Okay. I think it's time
to wake him up.

Come on, Nick.

Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm dying.

I'm gonna f*cking
k*ll you, guys.

Oh, sh*t.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, sh*t.

f*ck you.

Oh, sh*t.

Let's go, m*therf*ckers.

Yeah, I'm winning,
f*ck. I'm bad.

I told you, b*tches.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on. Well done.

Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good job, bro.
That was nice.

Good job, man.That was nice.

You know who's the king.That was nice.

Guys, we're just filming.Lunch on me, lunch on me.

I told you, b*tch.Some race car stuff.

Thank God,
Chris finally won.

That's a nice moment.

It's a nice moment.Yeah.

Let's go. Let's go.

Lunch on me, dude. Come on, what are you
waiting for?

Yup. What's the matter?

Let's go, man. What are you waiting for?
Get up.

Welcome to superglue rally car.You got it.

Okay. Okay. Okay.
Class, take your seats.

Everyone take their seats.f*ck you.

Yo, Chris,
take your seat, man.

No, seriously,
be responsible.

f*ck you, bro. You're so dainty.

f*ck you.
Get the f*ck away, bro.

Incoming.

Oh, yeah.

Tea bag, tea bag,
I'm gonna tea bag you.

Let me help you up.

Go f*ck yourself.

Come on, seriously.

All right.

Get the f*ck away from me.

Hey, guys. This is
Prank Masters. This is Nick.

I got about two seconds
to set this up, all right.

So, we got a little
GPS thing going on here

so we know when they
actually get to the cabin.

We don't wanna get
the whole surprise ruined.

I got to go.

Bye.

And we are coming in to

Mr. and Mrs. Schaffer's house.

There's Mr. Schaffer.
Hi, Mr. Schaffer.

How are you doing?Nick.

And I'm now
talking to myself.

Hi, Mrs. Schaffer.

Don't worry.
I'm not doing anything crazy.

Hey, Nick. I'm just sh**ting

a wedding video for your son.

Okay. Where is Ethan by the way?

He's in his room. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

And wait.

Hi.

Hi, Nick. Hi, Selena.

You love that camera
way too much.

I--okay.

That actually is true.

Bye. No, hey, I don't--

I don't get any chance
to talk to you.

Jesus.

I won't even leave her
unsatisfied.

Oh, that's not true.

I will totally leave her
unsatisfied.

Wow, the wedding
looks great. Oh, wait.

Hold on. We got an open door.

I don't know if this door
is supposed to be an open door.

Let's go. Shh.

Come on, let's put it on.

Let me see it. I want to see it.

Oh, Ethan she's--oh, she's
never gonna look this good.

I'm sorry, it's not my fault.Okay, Nick, get out of here.

Seriously? That was not my fault.

The door was open.It was not your fault?

Okay. We're doing
secret bride stuff in here.

You must go away. Okay?

Were you making out? Trust me.

Just give me like
a percentage chance

that that was ever.You'll never know.

Bye, Nick. See you later.

I always--oh,
hi, again. Sorry.

It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.

Nick.I just can't find Ethan.

You look--you look great.Did you get lost?

You actually look great
by the way.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I'm gonna work on the flowers. You're gonna--okay.

God, I'd like to
tongue punch her fart box.

Wait. Hold on.I'm not, I'm trying, bro.

Up there. f*gg*t, faggotron.

Got them. Who's Master Chief?

Who's Master Chief?
Tell me. Yup.

Same game. Love it. Love it.

Hey, did you guys get permission
from the 13-year-old parents

to play with them online?

Megan's Law actually
doesn't apply to
online gaming,

so we're good. That's actually true.

I looked that up.Loophole.

Awesome. Where's grooms boy?

That way.f*ck.

On it.

Oh, wait.
Here we go.

Here we go.
Man of the hour.

Get out of here, Nick. Wait, think fast.

Oh, sh*t, dude.
Thanks again

for letting us use
your dad's cabin, man.

Yeah, man.
Think of it as like

a wedding present.

Thank you, Nick's father,

for letting us use
your cabin.

Yeah, he says,
thank you as well.
You're welcome.

Dude, what do you got
in the backpack, man,
snakes?

No.

No, it's just a little--
it's a little something,

a little something
for you, guys.

Wow. Dude,

you look--holy sh*t, dude.

You look really good, dude.

No, I'm not getting--How's my a*s look?

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna get it.

All right. All right. How's my a*s look?

It actually looks really good.

It looks pretty good? Yeah, wait, hold on.

Lunges. Lunges. Hold on. Hold on.

Let me--let me--oh, so good.

Does this officially mean
we're not dating anymore?

Yep, yep.

Dude, it's a big day, man.

I can't believe
it's finally here.

I can't believe we
agreed not to prank you.

Dude, come on, Andrew
coming down the aisle
wearing Gab's dress? No.

It is not too late
to make that happen though.

We can totally
gonna make that happen.

He's got the body for it.

Dude, no way. Yeah, he really doesn't.

No, but, seriously, I just--

I need to make a little
announcement

so you can come with me,
five minutes.

Announcement? Yeah.

No speeches, bro.

No speeches for you.

All right, guys,
put it on pause for a second.

Pause it for a second.

We think we are...Andrew, get up. Andrew.

f*cking get out of the--
get out of the way.

Pause, pause. Andrew, hold the camera.

I got it. I got it.
I got it.

All right.

All right, guys.

Can you make a little-- Are you having a moment?

I know, right? Are you welling up?

Are you having a moment?Okay.

I know that things have
been a little different

since Ethan decided
to get married

and not be g*y anymore.

True. No.

You know,
but in all honesty,

I got you guys,

all of you guys,
a little something.

What? I'm wary.

What--what's in this?

You guys don't trust me?
You don't trust me?

Is a joker gonna
pop out of here?

And you've got one too.

Oh, you want to trade?
You want to trade?

I want that one.Okay. Look, see, see the trust?

I'm taking yours. Yeah.

All right. Ready?
We're gonna open them.

I'm gonna
face your way.

Okay. Hold on.All right. Are you ready?

On three.ALL: One, two, three.

Hah.Ooh.

Oh, sh*t.

Holy sh*t. Damn, bro.

Did you steal these? Yeah. No, Andrew.

Holy sh*t. This is--
these are cool, dude.

Look. Yo, check it out.

That's nice. It's badass, man.

These are really nice.
These are really nice.

These are for keepsies?

Wow. I'm impressed.

I just, you know,
you guys, have been there for me

through a lot and
I just wanted to say that...

I love you guys. This is awesome.

Thanks, brother.Yeah.

This is really, really awesome.

Can I also say for the record...Uh-huh.

that she's way
too good for you.

Oh, wait a second,
wait a second, wait a second.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait.

Dude. that's so true.We got to--we're bringing it in.

We're gonna bring it in,
bring it right in.

I'm finally doing it.

I know. Get in here, guys.

Go.Okay.

All right. I'm doing it.

But I'm gonna agree with Andrew,
she is, hands down,


league.

We're not
even hesitating.

Gabrielle is way
too hot for you.

Yeah.

One more thing.One more thing?

Cup check.Oh, f*ck, oh, dude.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, he's ready.

It's in my stomach, dude.
I feel it my stomach.

It was good. It was good.

Hmm, yeah.

Susan, take the camera.

What?

Get off the walkway.

Honey, honey, honey.

Okay.Jesus Christ.

I paid for this entire wedding
and we can't afford a
professional to do this?

Honey, I--it's--you know,
it's no problem.

I think we can
handle it, okay?

We can do this.
All right.

Where's the zoom?

It's this button,
it's here.

Let me--let me take it.No, no, no,
Mr. Crabby Pants.

Would you just let me do it?
I can handle it, okay?

I know how to
work a camera.

I am woman,
hear me roar.

Yes, and I think--
okay. Wait.

I think it's this
button right here.

We're starting, turn around.Okay. Okay.

Press--are you recording?Yes.

Press the button.

Hey, guys, Nick here.

Dude, sorry, Ethan,
we have absolutely

no footage of your vows.

I'd like to thank your
parents for that.

We will--you know
what we can do,

we can take all the still
photography and we'll

cut it together like a montage,
it'll look great.

I promise, but yeah, we--

I wanna thank your parents.

Thanks, Frank. Yeah.

No, no, no, you're not.

Quiet.

I'll be right back.Quiet, shut up.

So,

when I first met Gabrielle,

I thought to myself, "Wow.

She is way too good for me."

That's true.

That is very true.Super true.

And I know--I know it took a lot
to get used to my friends.

True, true, true.

Hey, hey.

But I knew that...

if I was super lucky,

that one day she would make me
the happiest man alive.

And she has.

Cheers.

Cheers.I love you, baby.

I love you.Cheers.

Salud. Muchas gracias.

Chris, hold this
for a second.

Dude, no, you're not.

Dude, no. I got this.

No. No, no, no,
why'd you let him?

Hey, guys.

I'm Nick. Don't worry.

This isn't actually
gonna be as bad as

you all might think
it would be.

Yes, it is.
Turn it off.

Hey, Frank.

So,

I decided to make a little

impromptu wedding speech and...

I don't think it
went over that well.

At our wedding,
it was inappropriate.

It was creepy. It was like
over the top, not--

Okay. It wasn't that bad.

Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.

It was bad, all right?

But he's harmless.

You know, those guys
have been my best friends

since freaking
junior high school.

I know. Baby,
I get that and
I love you,

but you're not
in freaking

junior high school
anymore, right?

Have you even told
them about the move yet?

Do they know?

No.They don't know?

Hey, man. Hey, here, take this.

What the heck?

Yo, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, are you okay? I said I'm fine!

What the heck?

We'll talk about
this later.

All right.

So, what's going on, bro?

What happened?

Oh, man, just the Nick thing.

Sorry, man.
I did try to stop him, man.

Yeah, I know.

What is it?

No, it's cool, man,
I just--you know,

I'm just gonna talk
to him later,

probably after the honeymoon.

I'm a married man now, dude.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, congrats, man,
I'm proud of you, bro.

Thanks, dude.
Thanks, man.

I love you, brother. I love you too, man.

All right. All right.
I'm gonna go

get some testimonies
for the wedding.

Okay. Cool, brother. All right.
See you in a bit.

Okay.
Since you guys don't believe me.

You see the trails up there,
huh, on the sky?

Those are chemical trails
deliberately sprayed

for sinister purposes
undisclosed

to the general public
by the government.Stop it.

Shut up, dude.
This is the actual fact, bro.

Yeah. No, it's--

f*ck you, bro.

No.

No, dude, no.

You said so yourself
it was a good idea.

Holy sh*t, he would
never speak to us again.

Already happening.

You're right,
after that speech.

Yeah, great speech, Nick.f*ck you, Chris.

Hey, what are you
guys doing?

Nothing.Nothing.

He's married.
He's married now.

Yeah, he can be married
all he wants, okay.

I'm talking serious
right now.

Come on, you gotta
let me do something.

I didn't do a single
thing in this wedding

and it's f*cking
k*lling me.

Do you how many request
we get from fans?

"Please,
do something."

You're not serious.

Chris, shut up.
It gets better.

Okay. Okay. All right.

I'm not saying yes.

But if I were to say yes,

what do you have in mind?

Beers have been clinked.

I think it's a bad idea.
That's all I know.

I still think he's Mexican.

Whoa. Que paso? Que paso?

Look at you looking
all beautiful.

What's up?

Yeah, you looked amazing
walking down the aisle.

Thank you. Gracias.

Oh, so how do you feel?

Good.I feel really good.

I feel relaxed. Mm-hmm.

No stress now. Nice.

Time to enjoy yourself.Yes.

Nice.We have a honeymoon to go on.

A big honeymoon. Yes, I'm going.

Excuse me.

Hey, I just wanna say that
you're the best looking

bride and groom
I've ever seen.

Yes, they are.Oh, thank you.

I've got a little
something for you.

Congratulations.

Thanks, Charlie.
Oh, thank you so much.

Thanks, Charlie.
I appreciate it.

Charlie has a lot of money.

I want--can I get some of that?

What is--open it.

Ooh, it is all green.

Green is good. Green is good.

It's the Benjamins.

If you need help counting,

I went to college
for accounting.

I mean, I went--well,
I went to junior college.

I dropped out. But...

Yeah.

Whoo. Smooth.

♪ Hair ♪

♪ Rising on my skin ♪

♪ Fingertips♪

♪ On your lips ♪

♪ Feel you--

Kiss.

Kiss.

Come on.

♪ You're the man I need

♪ This time ♪

♪ And how did I ever live♪

♪ Without you in my life?♪

Oh, what do you guys think
of the wedding?

Ethan, Gabriella,
we love you

and the wedding
was perfect.

Ethan, you take good
care of her now, okay?

Yeah, it was a
beautiful wedding.

I think we--
I know we did.

We had a lovely day
and I think

all our guests did
as well.

And it was a beautiful day,
I think

the place is
fixed up beautifully

and I don't know that
it could have gone better.

Just staying positive,
right?

Yeah, be positive.That's my nature.

That was really nice.You're good, babe.

It was a beautiful wedding
despite the speech.

Oh.

Why don't you look at me
when I'm talking to you?

Just remember your
blood pressure, honey.

I do have a
question for you.

Why would you go
up there and insinuate

that our son is g*y?

Wow. Yeah. That's a good question.

Mm-hmm, very good.Honey, let's dance.

Well, I think--
I think the answer

or the question
within a question is,

how well do you know your son?

Susan, can you--I'm gonna kick your face!

Whoo, I can't believe
I'm a married man now.

Speech.
Speech.

Okay. Baby, I love you.

You're amazing.

And I can't wait to
spend the rest of my
life with you.

Aw.

How much have you guys
had to drink?

Not much.Seriously?

You come with me.
Your wife is looking
for you.

I have to steal
this man.

We got him.
We got him.

I'm sorry, guys.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ow!

I just need to steal him
for one second.
Okay.

Just a little bit,
cut the cord, guys. It's okay.

Oh, man.Save a dance for me, all right?

Yes.Angel in blue.

Okay. You ready?

What are you
f*ck planning?

I know that face
from anywhere.

No, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Oh, yeah. Come on.This is my poker face.

No, no, spill,
what are you guys doing?

Only if you swear to God

you won't tell anybody.

Swear to God.

I'm not swearing nobody.

Then swear on Mexico.

I'm not Mexican!

I'm in.

Spill.

Okay. Not on camera.

Kiss her. Kiss her.

Go, go!

Get her.

Get her.

I'm watching you.

Hey, Nick. I wanna
have a word with you.

Oh, nope, nope, nope, nope.

You know what defamation
of character is?

No, does it start with a D?a*s bag!

Sorry, love you.

Sorry, I'm late. Finally.

You obviously don't
own a watch.

You obviously aren't wearing
the ones I bought you,
so we're even.

Oh, shut up.All right.

Here, take this for a second.

What's up?

Pop the trunk.

What the heck for?

Just pop
the f*cking trunk, dude.

What's the--what's
the discussion?

Relax, bro.I'm sorry.

It's just a little--it's a
little something for him.

A little something?Something.

Just turn off that--
turn off the camera.

Turn off the camera.

Show us what it is.

You always beg me to show you.
I'm not showing you.

All right.

Turn off the camera.

He sleeps like a virgin.

Don't even f*ck with that again.

Oh, my God.

Do you think I would actually
fall asleep around you two?

f*ck you, Drew.Thank you.

Oh, Andrew needs oxygen.
Get a new bit.

Still a good one.
Still good.

All right, guys.
This is Prank Masters.

This is our series finale, man.

Yeah, it is.Yeah, it is.

We're playing out
all the stops, man.

We're heading up
in the mountains

to pull the cabin
in the woods prank.

Yeah, baby.
Hey, hey, hey.

To be on the record,
I am only coming to make sure

you jerks don't get yourself
in problemas,in trouble.

I love how he say like,
"I'm only coming
because I'm in the car."

Without me--without me,
you guys will get in trouble.

That's the bottom line.I think with--

I think with you,
we'll get deported.

Shut the--you always gotta
pull that line, all right.

Anyway, all right, so we
should get there by nightfall.

Dude, how far
is your dad's cabin, man?

Yeah.
Where we at, dude?

Not even f*cking close.

I can't believe how you trust
that f*cking thing.

You know you can track a person
down just utilizing an app.

I mean, what makes you believe
that the government is not in
cahoots with Verizon,

listening on our conversation
as we speak,

as we travel
right this very second?

Huh? What the hell?Pay me.

Hey, dude.
f*cking Chris, dude.

We f*cking bet
that you couldn't go one day

without that
conspiracy theory bullshit.

What the hell.
It's true, bro.

Now I owe this
f*cking b*stard
in the back 20 bucks.

Here, pull in this
general store.

We'll get him some
gummy bears or something.

Make it rain, my friend.Oh, my God.

It's not bullshit.

It's kind of bullshit.

If you knew half of what I knew,
you would think differently.

Okay.Okay.

I love it when he gets so upset.He does.

Quiet. Beer.

Beer. Beer.

Well, you never know, right?

That's so sick.

Oh...

Um...

Hi.

Hi.Hi. What is going on?

How you guys doing?What are you guys doing?

There's a camera in our face.Nothing. What are you doing?

Be normal.
Yeah.

Andrew, say something.

Hello.Hi.

Okay.
Chris, a little help.

I got this.
I got this.

Oh, there's a third.Sorry, sorry, ladies.

They mean no harm.Hello.

We're actually
just prepping for the...

series finale
of our show.

Which one?
What show?

Maybe you've heard of it,
called Prank Masters.

Doing our show finale.Are you serious?

Yeah.
You know the show?
Yeah.

Oh, my God. They're fans!

What are the odds? What did I tell you?

I told you I wanted
three fans total.

Uh-huh, you got six.Six, okay.

I have a question.
Where's Ethan?

Every time, every time.

I f*cking hate that guy.That's okay.

He's busy. He's getting
ready for something.

Oh, is he here?

No. It's--he was--

we were at a wedding and he--Oh.

It's--we have to go--
it's a long story.

Well, you guys aren't taken.

We're definitely not.We're going to the lake, so.

To the lake.What?

We were going to the lake.We're going to the lake.

Oh, that's awesome.

We're totally going to the lake.

Lake. Lake.

I love the lake.

Chris,
try this in English.

Cabin.No.

Dude, just try it with me.No. No.

Just speak the words.
We're going to a cabin.

Our entire episode is
based on this thing.

Andrew. Andrew.

I know you've never
touched a thing in your life.

Okay.

All right.

Idea. What?

He's got an idea, girls.

Yes. I like it.

How about if you girls
do the intro to the show?

That actually is a
great idea.Are you guys serious?

Chris, we can edit
it in like right before.

Like right when it
comes in, exactly.

Us? Yeah.

You guys don't mind?

Girls, come.Yeah!

Follow the Mexican.

I'm not Mexican!

Okay, guys. Focus.
Focus, all right.

You guys are gonna look right in
the camera and do the line.

Just like I said it,
okay?

Whenever you guys are
ready. Go ahead.

This is--Pranks Masters.

Okay.

That was so close.
You almost got it.

All right. I'll give you
a three count, all right?

Ready? Okay, ready, one,
two, three.

This is Prank Masters
series finale.

We love you, Ethan.

Oh, my God, you got it!

Holy crap! Run!

Yes! Chris, start the car!
Oh, my God!

Chris, start the car! Watch your hands.

Oh, I'm so--
it's so--it's so.

Give it back. Come on.
Not funny.

Wait, hold on.Not funny.

In all seriousness.
In all seriousness.

I need my top.It was just for our show.

We apologize.
I will give you the top back.

Okay.If you show us your boobs.

If I show you my boobs?

One more time.
One more time.

Okay.Just put them in my mouth.

All right.
Now, I get my top back.

Okay.
Here you go.

Oh, my God!

I just couldn't reach.
I couldn't reach.

Give it to her.
Andrew, give it to her.

Andrew, do it.Come on, man.

Okay. Floor it.
Floor it. Floor it.

Go, go, go!

Oh, gosh, I can't reach.
Oh, gosh. Oh, no.

Oh, that was--that was--Yes.

Wait, hold on.
I wanna get a shot of it.

Yeah, right?

Wait. Oh, it's so good.Nice.

That's crazy, dude.

What size are you?
What do you think?

I think I'm a solid B.

Like a solid B.
Like nice--like a nice B.

Tell me you got her butt.Did you get her boobs?

We got the boob
like over the windshield.

That's too awesome.
That was too awesome.

I've always said,
gratuitous boobs,

good for ratings.

Yes, they are.
That is true.

Yo, dude, where are we, man?

Yeah. Where we at?

Boob town. Why?On the map.

Where are we on the map?Oh.

Uh, how the f*ck
should I know?

What the f*ck, dude,
you are navigating.

You're following
the map.

I am not.Unbelievable.

Okay. So, what do I do now?

Just keep driving? Okay.

Wait, did you say
no reception?

No. No. We--

We can put a man on the moon,
we can't get reception.

Did you press the SAP button?

I did. I did.
I hit the SAP button.

Sorry. Sorry.It's not the SA--

Okay.

Hit it again. Hit it again.
Hold on. Hold on.

Okay. Do that--
do that angry Spanish
but a little bit more g*y.

Is that possible?

Yeah.
No.

Throw in--throw in
Freddie Prinze, Jr. Do it.

It's good.
No.

Actually, hold on.
Okay.

Oh, sh*t.
I actually know where we are.

Oh, perfect.Where are we?

Yeah, we missed the turn
by about 10 minutes ago.

No.

Who are you talking to
when you speak like that?

Who are you talking to?

Is there a Spanish person here?We missed it by 10 minutes.

Just turn around.
My God, you're so upset.

You're so upset.
Fine.

I love it when he gets upset.
It's so cute.

Fine.

Hey, guys.
This is Nick from Prank Masters.

We've pulled off
to the side of the mountain.

It's very scary.

The scariest sound in the world
is when your friends

step outside to pee
and you hear this noise.

What?It's not funny.

No. I can't hear you, guys.

It must be--no, it must be
soundproof glass.

I don't know if it's soundproof.
I think it's soundproof glass.

And I don't--I don't know.
Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. No one should
ever trust me ever.

Dude, turn on the heat.

My p*nis inverted.
It's so cold out there.

Aw.
Is it like a turtle?

Do you tempt him with cheese?You're an as*h*le.

You guys have
ballsicles right now.

Ballsicles.
It's f*cking cold.

You're hilarious.

I am actually hilarious. Yes.

Whoa, whoa.
Watch the edge.

Watch the edge, dude. You shut up, bro.

Seriously, just slow down
just a little bit.

Dude, I'm driving
perfectly fine.

Jeez. You sure we're going in
the right direction?

Yes. You're driving
like we're trying to cross
the border.

Shut the f*ck up. Okay.

I'm with you.
I'm right there with you.

I can give you three
pairs of reasons

why we should all be down at
the lake right now.

It's sunshine
and boobs down at the lake,
and up here, it is snow.

Hold on. Slow down. Chris, slow, bro.

Watch the freaking edge. It's a f*cking bad road.

I know. Your rear end
is sliding just like it
always does.

Jesus Christ,
shut the f*ck up, bro.

This is the wrong way. It's right up here.

No, it's not. You head around here--

Chris, you should take a
left, left towards...

Yeah, you--yeah, you and
your f*cking thing telling us
where to go.

Just take it easy. Yeah. It's called a map.

Yeah.
That never works.

What's going on? All right.

One second. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. It's right
up here. Okay.

Slow down. Slow down.Okay.

Slow down.

Okay. Just pull into the--pull
in between the two embankments,
the two snow things.

Okay.

Holy sh*t.CHeck it out.

This is it, dude?Yeah.

What the f*ck was your
dad, an ax-m*rder*r?

Jesus.Yeah, close, he was a hunter.

All right.
Let's get to work.

Pop the trunk.
Done.

Here, Chris.
Hold this for a second.

Are you ready?Simple surprise.

Aah.

Oh, sick.Dude.

What the--holy sh*t.

Dude, you weren't kidding
about the prank in the
cabin in the woods.

No. We are actually pranking
the cabin in the woods.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Okay.

You are--you are
one sick puppy, dude.

Yeah, I am.

Oh, intro, intro.

Hey, guys.
This is Prank Masters.

This is Nick here.
This is our series finale. Okay.

We are pranking the
cabin in the woods,

our wonderful new honeymoon
couple of Ethan and Gabrielle.

Oh, it's gonna be so awesome.

Okay. Prepare for glory.
Chris, suit up, suit up.

I'm in.

All right.
What's the plan, genius?

Three stages, okay. Stage one,

we're gonna get Andrew
on the roof.

We're gonna use the hay barrels
and ladder, okay.

We're gonna drag the axe
across the ceiling.

He's gonna f*cking freak out.

All right.
Stage two is coitus interruptus.

How do we know if
they're gonna have sex?

Check it out and look,
different room.

Dude, when did you have
time to set all this up?

When I was having sex
with your mom.

It does take time.Let's go to work.

Now, guys, I'm gonna
watch the window.

If I see something,
you guys book, okay?

Go, go, go.

Okay. Give me one second here.

All right.

All right. Mm-hmm.

Okay. We're all set.

Okay. Go, go, go.

Give it to me.

He's done.

Okay. Wait, wait, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Nick, don't, Nick.

What? He looks like a
g*y Skeletor.

He does.

Wait. Okay. Give me one second.

Let me just see
what I can see.

Okay.

Okay. Uh-huh.

See--okay.
No, we're all clear.

See if you can get him
to slam the axe down

but get him to do it over.

To do it--okay. Yeah.

Slam the f*cking axe down
and go over to the other side.

How are you a nurse?

You don't even know charades.

One p*nis in my mouth.

Yes, over, yes.

Okay. Good. One out.

Okay, okay, all right.
We're all set.

Oh, are you f*cking--
oh, over here,
you son of a b*tch.

Oh, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Nope. I got no one.
I got no one.

Oh, f*ck, f*ck. I got no one.

Here, get down.Holy sh*t.

Oh, no, no.

Andrew,
f*cking get down.

Shh, get down.
Okay, get down. Lower.

You better stay--hold on.
Holy sh*t.

Shut up, shut up.

Oh, God, he didn't see him.
Go away. Go back inside.

There you go.
Andrew, stay down.

Andrew, stay the f*ck down.

Wait, wait, wait.

Yes, yes, yeah.

Yeah.

I know. It was awesome.

Phase one, complete.
Let's go to phase two.

Let's get him down.
We got to get him down.

Nice job, as*h*le.What?

You hit the roof so hard
you almost went through it.

That's what she said.

I got nothing.

I'm still surprised
he doesn't hurt himself

waking up in the morning.

That's because I wake up
next to your mom.

That still doesn't make sense.

You don't make sense.f*ck you.

Give me the f*cking axe.

Okay, Andrew,
get down, quietly.

Hold it. I'm holding it.

What do you got?
What do you see?

Nothing. I got no
movement, dude.

Ow, something burns. f*ck.

Fantastic.

What is it?I don't f*cking know.

He got burned by the snow.

f*ck you and f*ck you.

Hey, dude, shut up.

The government is going to
wiretap your vag*na.

Delicious.Yo, hey. It's f*cking cold.

Where's your dad?

If I had a kick a*s place like
this, I would never leave.

Huh?I don't know. Like?

No?No.

What? Like, does he live here?
Is this like a

part-time f*ck pad,
like when is he due back?

Probably never. What do you mean never?

You guys wanna play a game
because my father is in prison

and he's
probably not gonna interrupt us?
You guys are f*cking douchebags.

And it's f*cking time.

Oh, my father is in jail
because he did f*cked up sh*t.

I mean, this never gets old.

No looking, babe.

Someone's looking.

Babe, can you come here
for a second?

Yeah, I'll be right down.
I'm still--

No, no, I heard the noises, too,
but I think they came
from in here.

You should come and make sure
it's safe in here. Come here.

Oh, wow.

I definitely heard
something then.

Come here and make sure
no more noises happen.

No noises, huh?Mm-hmm.

Watch out now.

Andrew, take the camera.

As if you guys had any doubts.

God bless America. All right.

Focus on the window
and when I tell you guys,

sh**t it right there.

This is wrong
and yet it feels so right.

No, dude, we're not
showing our two best friends

on the net having sex.

What? Dude, boobs equals
ratings, we went over this.

Shut up.

I don't give a sh*t.
I'm getting rid of it.

Nick is gonna be pissed.

Well, Nick can
suck a bag of dicks.

Suck a bag of dicks. f*ck you.

Hey.

Nice.

Shh, he's going,
go ahead, yes.

Go. Go.

Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t.

I said that's enough!Get down.

Jesus Christ.

Go.

Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come, come.

Yes.

Yes, yes. Does he work out?

I think he works out. He's pissed.

Dude, you guys
should have seen it.

Oh, I stuck the f*cking axe

in the f*cking house, dude.

It was awesome.

Oh, wait. Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!

Oh, f*ck.sh*t.

What the f*ck?Is that a shotgun?

Oh, sh*t! Whoa.

Whoever's out there,
I got a loaded g*n.

Come on out and show yourself
and no one gets hurt.

Nick? I mean it.

Nick?

I'm going to give you
till the count of five.

I want you
to keep filming.

One...

What do we do? Two...

This isn't cool.

I did not
sign up to get shot

with a f*cking shotgun.

Four...five.

If he shoots me,

I will f*cking k*ll you.

Knock it off then.

Shut up, guys.
Don't say nothing.

Just wait.

This is f*cking awesome.

It's not
f*cking awesome, dude.

Dude, I'm f*cking out. Same here. I'm done.

Let's get in the car
and let's get the f*ck
out of here.

This is the finale.
Okay?

If we leave now, the whole
thing is a wash.

I'm fine with that.
He's got a f*cking shotgun.

Mm-hmm. Guys...

What? Seriously?

Yes, seriously.
I don't wanna get

f*cking shot over this. Same here.

Are you f*cking
kidding me?

Guys, this is a part
of it, okay?

All right,
I just heard you.

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Come on out right now

or I'll fire on you!

Nick?

Go ahead! What the?

What? No, no.

Don't f*cking move.

Pull the f*cking trigger.

No.

D-dude.

Yeah, m*therf*cker!

Yeah! Yeah!

Open the f*cking door!

Yeah!

Baby!

Babe! Hey, enough.

You're on the tape.
Yo, enough.

f*ck! Enough, bro!

Stop! Stop! Enough!

Jesus f*cking Christ!

What the f*ck
are you guys doing?

What's wrong
with you guys?

Enough! f*ck!

Okay. f*cking as*h*le!

What the f*ck's wrong with you? Enough, bro!

Enough, bro!

Enough!

Who's the Prank Master now?

We f*cking told you
we're f*cking done.

f*ck you, Nick.

Whoo! Whoo!

Oh. This is so f*cked.

Just to let you know,
I made them promise

they wouldn't do anything
with our wedding.

Really? No prank at all.

Yes. Yes. I made them
freakin' promise.

So, what happened?That's what I'm trying to ask.

What happened?No, f*ck that.

What happened?No, no, no.

They--they promised nothing
about the wedding. Why?

Because I'm going
to hear it from her

the rest of my g*dd*mn life.

Thank you.Thank you very much.

This is...

this is Nick
from Prank Masters.

Hey, guys.

This is kind of not how
I wanted to end the show.

I really f*cked things up.

I really f*cked things up.

Um...

I thought that maybe
I couldn't actually top

how bad the wedding
speech was, but...

once again, I was wrong.

I feel like sh*t.

And I probably deserve it.

So, I'm not going anywhere.

Chris has the keys and, uh...

I'm stuck out here,

freezing in the car...

which I probably deserve.

So...

sorry it wasn't what
you guys wanted but, uh...

Oh, no. sh*t!

You're gonna
f*ck me up?

f*ck.

I can't...

even begin to get
inside your head

on this one, man.

Gabrielle is pissed.

I'm pissed.

And I'm wondering
how in the hell

you got Chris and Andrew

to join you on this.

You know what?

I don't wanna know.

What I do wanna know

is how in the hell

you saw this all
playing out.

Okay.
I get it, ha ha.

Axe m*rder*r
is popping

on my honeymoon...

which has always been
an aspect of Prank Masters

that's dangerous.

But Jesus f*cking
Christ, Nick,

I pointed a g*n
at you

and you told me
to pull the trigger.

How do you
explain that?

How do you explain it?I don't--I don't--

I don't know.

I don't--I don't--
I don't know why

I do half of the f*cked up
things that I do.

I really don't.

Or maybe I...

maybe I freaked out
when I found out

that I was never
gonna see

my best friend again.

What are you
talking about?

I overheard
your parents

talking about
Colorado

at the wedding.

Oh, sh*t.Yeah.

Was this before
or after

my dad came after you?

It was-- that
was before.

Did you--
I knew he was--

he was looking
for me, but...

Yeah, yeah,
he texted me

and asked for
your address.

Oh, did you...Yeah.

Oh, I got that, yeah.
Smart, smart, smart.

I mean, you did
announce to everyone

that you and I had sex
at the bachelor party.

But that's just
accurate...

sh*t.I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Yeah. And you
called Gabrielle

Hitler's sidekick.

Yeah.

Her family
is Jewish.

Mm-hmm.

I think
I actually--

somebody threw
a fork.

Yeah, yeah, I know.
That was me.

Oh, nice.That was me.

Nice.f*ck, man.

Dude, you scared
the sh*t out of me.

Oh, God.

I really f*cked
up this one, man.

But, um...

do you wanna call me
Prank Master now

or do you
want to wait later?

If you survive
the night, maybe.

I'm so sorry, dude.

Well, see, I'm not the one
that needs apologizing to.

f*ck.Yup.

I'd actually rather
load up the r*fle.

Dude, just trust me.

That could be arranged.

Did you just film
this whole thing?

Oh...

It was--it was for--

What else--what else did--
what else did you film?

It was for the--it was
for the good of prank.

Dude, you better--
you better not...

No, no, no!
Hold on, one second!

Yeah, it checks.

He must've deleted
the files in the car.

So you have no idea?

No. Great.

Okay.
So considering you guys

like to film everything,

why don't we film the apology?

You know what, babe?
That is a great idea.

How about we just

have you take
the stage here,

Nick, and...

let's do this.All right.

Yeah.Let's get this over with.

Mm-hmm.

Gabrielle.

Yes, Nick.

I am sorry

for pulling off

this amazing prank
with perfection.

Oh, my God.Seriously?

Just do it, dude. Just do it.

Okay.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Try it one more time.

All right.

I'm sorry for what

I said at your wedding.

And I'm sorry for...

tonight and I'm sorry
for calling you...

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I'm sorry, okay?

A million, zillion
times over, I'm sorry.

This was--this was...

this was f*cked up.

Mm-hmm.

Ethan?

Are you?

One more thing, Nick.

Yeah.

Did you see me naked?

Oh.

What?

Did you see me naked, Nick?

Define...

Everything, Nick.

Yes, I did.

In that case, I mean... Yeah.

babe, let's just...

What? Mm-hmm.

Yup.Yup.

What?

Clothes off. Off.

It's only fair, man.

All of it.No!

Off. No?No!

Out here? No!

No!

Oh, how about this?

How about I take all of this
footage and I put it...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

You are bluffing!
You are bluffing!

I will throw this
camera down the mountain

if you do not take your
clothes off right now.

She will. Just do it,

do it, do it. Hey.

That's it. That's it. Fine! Fine!

Fine! Fine!

Fine!

Oh, my God!

Oh. It's cold.

Yeah, let's give him
a little music.

Okay.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Is it a full
moon tonight?

It's about to be. It's about to be.

It's about to be. Yeah. Yeah

All right. Take your time.

Take your time, hurry up.Here it comes.

Oh! Oh, damn.

There it is. I thought

the snow was white. Oh, my God.

Oh, holy cow.

Want some--want some
jam with that jelly?

This is the best.

Oh, my God.

Turn around,
turn around.

Turn around. Oh, no.

Come on, turn around. She needs--

she needs to see the goods.

Let's go.

There it is.

There it is.

We got it. Oh, that's great.

Holy cow.Oh, my f*cking God,

I'm gonna f*cking
k*ll you guys!

Oh, my God!

Okay!

I'm sorry. All right? Are you?

Oh, I see that.I'm sorry.

Yes.All right? Are we done?

We can see that.

Dude, you got a lot of nice
muscles going on.

It's just too bad no matter
how much you work out

you can't make all
your muscles do it.

Oh.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

All right. All right.

Question two, Nick.

Take your time. I'm gonna.

Oh, I'm gonna.

Did you watch us have sex?

Okay. Hit me. Oh, I'm about to.

Oh, gross!

Oh, my God.

Drop it.

Oh!

I heard a pop.
I heard a pop.

That's a testicle pop.

All right. All right.

Ouch. Ouch. Okay.

All right. All right.

Now, for the finale.

Hey, Chris and Andrew.

What?

Did you two happen
to watch us have sex?

Yes, they did.

Wow.

That happened.I deleted the files.

In our defense.I deleted--shut the f*ck up.

You f*cking...I deleted the files.

All right.
In that case...

let's--everyone, naked, now.

You guys--yeah,
you guys got to do it.

It's only fair, dude. Take...

No.Yes.

No. Take your pants off!

f*ck!f*ck me.

Okay.f*ck you.

I'm gonna--
I'm deleting the footage.

Oh!Okay! Okay!

This is amazing.
Oh, look.

Look it here, oh,
my three naked boys.

Hold that up.
Hold that up.

Can I just say in
my defense that...

No!Okay! Okay! Okay!

Okay!

Get them, babe!Oh, my God,

I f*cking hate
you guys.

Can we go?

Okay.Come on!

Okay.Stop it!

Okay, okay.I'm cold!

Okay.
We're sorry.

Can we--can we--can we go? No.

Please. No.

We will leave.
I swear to God
we will leave

and get out of your... Actually, no.

You guys--you guys cannot go.

You--no, babe,
we can't let them go.

What she means to say

is that you guys will
never make it off

this mountain alive
in this weather,

so just get your asses
in there by the fire

and we'll call it
a weird and strange

and uncalled for night.

Okay? You guys can
leave in the morning.

Come on.This smells weird, dude.

What?Smell it.

Dude, that does...It does.

Like chemically.Oh, knock it off.

The snow and the burning
and the chemtrails.

I f*cking hate all of you.

Look,
I'm not eating that.

What do you--I'm...

Okay. No, I have to--
I have to get--I got...

I was working in the kitchen...

I have to get this on the film.

This is the first time
that you have physically

stepped foot
in a kitchen.

And you should be
saying thank you.

No, I should not trust
your food.

Thank you
for making me breakfast.

What a delightful thing
to do, Andrew.

If my voice
could go that high,

I would say it that way.

But because it can't,
well, then--

Chris, food's on the table.
You're eating it first.

He's not gonna want it

because it's not
huevos rancheros.

That's very true. But it is delicious.

Can you make ill*gal eggs?

Chris, food!

Where the f*ck is Chris?
Where the f*ck is...

Chris? Guys, it's Chris!

What? Guys, help!

Andrew! What?

Get out here,
it's Chris!

What is he talking about?

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, who, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, what the f*ck!

Hey, hey, hey.

This is not f*cking
funny anymore.

Jesus Christ, it's not us.

Tell me he's okay, dude.You're a nurse, do something.

What is going on?What...

Gotta have a pulse, hold on.

He's cold.Andrew, talk to me.

He's got no pulse.
There's no pulse.

What do you mean
there's no pulse?

There's no--I...

I think he's dead.

What are you talking about?

What? What?

Andrew, what the f*ck
is going on?

I don't know, all right!

I didn't see him
leave the cabin.

I don't...
this doesn't make any sense.

I--he's--there's no...
there's no sign of a struggle,

there's no--there isn't
really a scratch on him.

Be careful. Be careful.

There we go.
There we go.

Oh, my God!
What the f*ck is that?

What the f*ck is that?Don't f*cking touch it!

Don't...I'm not going to touch it.

Okay, okay.We have to--

we have to move
him inside.

We've got to move him inside.Okay.

Dude--whoa!No, no, no!

We're not--we're not moving
him inside.

Andrew, Andrew, we can just
move him inside...

No, we leave him here.Don't touch
whatever is on his arm.

Okay. No. All right.
We leave him here.

No. Leave him here?
What are you talking about?

Will you stop?He died out here, dude.

We're not leaving
our friend out here.

Okay. First of all,
we don't know what
the f*ck that is.

You want to take that
into a confined space.

You guys, we need
to call the cops.

No, no, no!Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

We're not calling
the f*cking police, guys.

Why not, Nick?

Because we're
the f*cking suspects.

Look around you.

Suspects?Yes.

They're not
gonna believe us.

"Oh, we just found
a body in the snow

but we don't know
what happened."

Okay.Ethan, think about it, man.

Okay. They're not going
to think that this is us.

They're not gonna--
they're not gonna know

what to believe, okay?Shut up, Nick!

Fine, fine, fine!
Ethan, what the f*ck do we do?

We take him inside,
we take him inside.

Fine.
We take him inside.

Well, get his legs.Fine.

Come on.Be careful.

I can't f*cking deal
with you right now.

Gabrielle,
I need to actually film

to figure out
what happened, okay?

No, dude,
the answer is no.

I don't know
what did this.

And no, I've never
encountered a weird
blue substance

that just
kills people.

Okay. What about--
what about anthrax

or VX or sodium cyanide?

Out here in
the middle of nowhere?

Ethan, are you
f*cking insane?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Chris--Chris--last night,

Chris--Chris was talking
about the snow.

Okay. As far as I know,
snow doesn't k*ll people.

Okay. We need to go.W-w-what if it's not snow?

Chris was always talking about
the pesticides and the VX,

maybe it got in him.
Maybe it got in us.

Maybe it got in his hand. That's not possible.

Why not?

Because we don't
f*cking have it, dude.

Then one of us is going
to be f*cking next, okay?

We need to go now.

That's impossible.How do you know, Andrew?

Because chemical substances

have a similar incubation
period in the human body.

All right, if we're all
exposed at the same time,

we're all going
to be dropping dead

at the same time
if we have it.

Have what?

I don't know. Oh, my God.

This can't be happening.Yeah, this wouldn't be happening

if you f*cking didn't pull
your stunt last night, man.

Okay, dude.
Thanks, thanks.

No. I'm not going
to calm down.

My f*cking best friend
is dead, all right?

I can't all the cops,

we don't know what
the f*ck happened,

and we can't leave.

We're leaving.No, we're not!

We absolutely can leave.I'm not leaving my best friend

out here in
the middle of nowhere.

Andrew, stop! Andrew, no!

Andrew! f*ck you, dude.

Andrew!No. All right.

We--what do you wanna do?
Okay?

If we've been exposed
to some, like,

k*ller chemical substance,

I for one would like
to get to a hospital

right the f*ck now.

And if it's not chemical

and f*cking Nick has
gone f*cking psycho...

f*ck you, Andrew!

That's what I did.
I'm just gonna k*ll
my best friend.

That's what I did.No,

it's not personal, all right?

It's process
of elimination, okay?

f*ck you, dude.Not chemical.

Psycho friend.

Keys, now.

No.

Ethan, come on. Why not?

We're all going
to go with you.

Good!Finally.

We'll get Chris and we'll go.

Okay.

Ethan, Ethan,
one freaking second.

Nick! One f*cking second, dude.

You have the f*cking keys
and my dad's shotgun shells

are out in the middle
of the shed. Okay?

We grab the shells
because if someone

or something is out there,

we need to be f*cking prepared.

Let's go. Andrew, start the car.

Okay. Where are they? I don't know!

Are you going to help me
or are you going to film?

I'm gonna look.
I'm gonna look.

I'm looking, I'm looking,
I'm looking!

Yo, guys! Top shelf, top shelf!

Okay. Okay. I got them,
I got them, I got them.

It's Andrew.
Oh, my God, it's Andrew.

Oh, God, guys! Andrew!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! What is it? What?

Andrew, look at me,
what the f*ck is it?

He's gone.

He's gone.What?

No.

Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?

No. Where did he go? Guys, that's it.

I'm out. I'm officially out.

Andrew. I'm out.

The other camera.

What? What other camera?

The other camera.
Andrew, here.

What?
Dude--oh, f*ck.

You're f*cking
sick, dude.

No se--no, seriously.

You put in cameras
to record my honeymoon?

It was--it was--it was just--
it was for the last film.

No, f*ck, man!Dude, it was for the last...

You recorded my wife
in our honeymoon?

I do--I'm not filming
this anymore, dude.

I'm done. I'm done.Andrew!

I never wanna see
your f*cking face again.

Look.Get the f*cking camera--

shut it off. Ethan, look,

I know you're pissed off
at me and you have

every right to be,
but what's on that

f*cking footage
is my friend, okay?

So whatever happened to him,
it's on there.

All right?
Look, never talk to me again.

I f*cking deserve that, okay?

But can we at least find out
what happened to our friend?

All right.
Play it.

We're leaving. f*ck this, dude.

Now! Now!

What the f*ck? Ethan, talk to me.

Ethan!Gabrielle? Gabrielle?

I don't--no!She's gone. She's gone.

No, no, I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

No, baby! No!

Ethan! No!

Andrew, g*n!
Oh, my God!

Oh, my f*cking God!

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Ethan! Ethan!

No, Ethan! No!

Ethan, we--
no, we got to go!

We got to go. Ethan, we got to go.

Ethan! Dude, dude.

Ethan, open the door.

Nick, we got to go.

Andrew, Andrew.We got to go.

No, we can't leave.

Do you wanna wait
or do you wanna live?

Let's go! You give me 30 seconds.

Just give me 30
freaking seconds.

I got to talk
to freaking Ethan.

I will give you 15.

Fifteen... Ethan!

Ethan, you got to listen
to me, man, okay?

I know that you're freaked
our right now, okay?

And I have no idea
what's going on,

but you gotta listen
to me, okay?

You gotta take these keys
and you gotta go, okay?

Ethan! Oh, sh*t!

Ethan, look at me!

Look at me!

Drew!

Oh, my God! Drew!

Oh, my God.
What the--what the f*ck!

What the f*ck!

No! No!

Drew! Drew!

Oh, my God!

Oh, f*ck this. I'm getting
the f*ck out of here.

I'm getting
the f*ck out of here.

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Oh, my God.

No! No! No!

No! No!

No!

Let me out of here!

Oh, God!
Oh, God!

Loser!

Who's the Prank Master now,
b*tch?

We knew all along, man.

I'm sorry I had to hit you
so hard, man.

I needed to convince
him, right?

It was realism. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, dude,

I had to rat you out, man.

Hey, babe. By the way,

great performance on my death.

Would you be really
that upset if I died?

Absolutely, babe. Aw, a very sweet moment.

She told me all
about the blueberry jam.

It makes us crazy,
the zombie jelly!

We go nuts!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Can we have a moment
for my man, Chris, here?

Yes. My man, Chris,

and his crazy zombie face.

That was amazing.

Okay. So--

so do you wanna call me
Prank Master now or later?

I think now is the time. What do you guys think?

I think right now.
Right now.

Right now.
Right now.

Holy sh*t! f*ck!

What the f*ck! Oh, God.

Holy sh*t!

Oh, f*ck.

f*ck.

f*ck, holy sh*t.

f*ck. No. No.

f*ck!

What the f*ck, dude!

Well, looks like
Andrew needs oxygen.

You gotta head all the way

back up the f*cking mountain.

But that's okay.

Yes.

I'm coming for you.

You know what the best part

about that entire thing was?

You f*cking deserved it.

No, seriously,
for all my fans out there,

you guys got to know

that what I did was for

the best of everybody involved,

f*cking everybody.

But it was f*cking awesome.

Did you see--did you
see his neck?

Oh, I can't wait.

I can't f*cking wait.

Gabrielle?

Gabrielle?

I got you.

I got you.

I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.

It's time.

Run!

Go! Go!

Go!

You--you--you pull
one too many stunts

and then sometimes
the stunt comes back

and f*cking bites you
in the a*s.

And that's all that happened.

They got exactly

what they f*cking deserved.

But if you're--if you're
like--like Gabrielle here...

She's not saying much.

That's okay.

I love you.

I love her.

You're all probably
thinking that, uh...

that I'm the villain.

I'm not the villain.

Shh.

♪ Our time just sitting

♪ in this emptiness

♪ You never call

♪ No way

♪ It's not the end
of the world ♪

♪ It's not the end of it

♪ It's not the end

♪ Of the world

♪ And it's not the end
of the world ♪

♪ It's not the end of it

♪ Although sometimes you
feel that... ♪

It's funny you film
everything, Nick.

You need that
attention, right,

because your dad never
f*cking gave it to you?

Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.

♪ One last kiss

♪ And you're gone

You f*cking took
everything from me, Nick,

everything!

♪ With the lives

f*ck you!

f*ck you!

f*ck you!

Don't f*cking
touch me!

No!

Please!

♪ I'm falling apart

♪ Please hold me near

♪ Just one last time, dear

f*ck you.

♪ Don't ask me why

♪ Our love should die

♪ No reason why

Dude, what the hell
is this, dude?

What? What happened, bro?

Dude!

Dude, what is this, dude?

This is crazy as f*ck.
Go ahead, touch this.

Oh, I know how
to work this, dude.

Let's see what's
on the footage.

Hit play.
Hit play, dude.

Hold on, man, I can't see.What the f*ck?

Dude, isn't that Chris
from Prank Masters?

What?What the f*ck?

Bro, I don't think
we should look at it.

I don't think we should
look at it here, bro.

Dude, let's go to your house.

Go to your mom's house.f*cking...

Oh, bro, really?
That's f*cking something.

Dude, this sh*t
is f*cking real.

Dude, there's no way
this sh*t is real.

It's the freaking
Prank Masters.

Come on, man.
Look what's going on.

Don't you remember
the fake head episode?

Come on, dude.

They can pull off
a fake head, bro.

You know that they can
pull that stuff off.

We gotta post this, man.
We gotta post this sh*t.

No!

Awesome, dude!

Hell yeah, bro.

Hey, we're posting this sh*t
for sure, dude.

Get it, bro.

You already know.

What? Oh, my God!

Oh, God! Holy crap!

Run!

What the f*ck? What are you talking about?

All right, we're not
leaving our friend out here.

Okay.
First of all...

Good evening,
I'm Shannon Crawford.

We have breaking news tonight

as a brutal m*ssacre
has been discovered

at a cabin in the woods.

Police have confirmed
at least three people dead

in what appears to be
a horrific homicide

and at least one person
seems to be missing.

It is unclear how
the events have unfolded,

but sources tell us

that two of the
individuals involved

are actually a local couple

who recently got married

and they were on their honeymoon

at a friend's cabin

just north of the interstate

when tragedy stuck.

The bride has yet to be found

and there is no suspect

or motive at this time.

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison of
your own making ♪

♪ Oh, when I speak

♪ I'll get you out of there

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Oh, when I speak

♪ I'll get you out of there

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Whenever

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Wait till you

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Wait till you

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Whenever

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Wait till you

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Wait till you

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Whenever

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Whenever

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ Wait till you

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

♪ When I speak,
I'll get you out of there ♪

♪ In a prison
of your own making ♪

Sources now confirm
that the video footage

linked with the cabin
in the woods m*ssacre

is indeed authentic.

There's a massive
manhunt underway

for Nick Hatchet,

member of the internet series
Prank Masters

and son of the infamous

Gary Hatchet who m*rder*d
over 60 women

in the late '80s, early '90s.

State law enforcement,

local officials,

as well as this station

are committed to bringing
to justice this fugitive

with a brutal
and unstable history.

If you have any information

on the whereabouts
of Nick Hatchet,

please call the number
at the bottom of your screen.

We could use your help.