- Guess what?
- Guess what?
Dang.
Hello, boxer briefs.
I got to drop by at 4:00
in the morning more often.
Is that a semi or
is it just natural?
Wh-What are y'all doing here?
- We're getting married.
- Yeah, I know this already.
- Today.
- What?
- Ah, the better question is "why?"
- Okay. Why?
- Insurance.
- You know how I started that fancy new job at...
- We got to get on the road.
- Uh, will you let me finish?
- Vegas is a 16-hour drive.
- Vegas?
Yes, you're right. Start
packing his things.
On it.
I'm gonna grab your pants first.
You're making me look bad.
Yes, Vegas. Uh-uh.
Start in the bathroom. He's
gonna need his essentials.
Long story shortest:
Deadline. Testicle. Expensive.
Okay, maybe make the
story a little bit longer.
The enrollment window to
add a spouse to my insurance
ends tonight on midnight,
and Andre has a bump
on his left ball
that he wants to
get checked out,
and my insurance is
the couscous of PPOs,
and his is a bag of potatoes,
so we need a
marriage certificate
in case they have
to chop it off,
and we want you
to be our witness.
Uh, to the wedding.
- Not my ball chopping.
- Mm-hmm.
Okay, but why Vegas?
There's a perfectly
good city hall
like 15 minutes away from here,
and it's right next
to a Burgerville.
Wedding and reception, boom.
We can't get officiated by
Asian Elvis in Portland.
Put these on. Now.
Okay, but why are we not flying?
Dre, you still scared
of planes, man?
I don't trust wings
that don't flap.
- All right, fine. I'm coming.
- Yay.
Let's go.
♪ If you want me, boy ♪
♪ We gotta do it my way ♪
♪ If you want me, baby ♪
- ♪ Better do what I say...
- [chuckles]
No.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
- What is...?
- What?
Wow.
This is the Harmony Suite,
designed by contemporary artist
Yayoi Kusama's protégé: Andy.
Well, there's no
price on the website.
It says you have to "RSVIP."
So, Nick, how much
does this room cost?
Well, to quote my mother,
"If you have to ask,
you can't afford it."
She's so right. She's so
right. This is amazing.
Thank you so much.
Uh, no.
Do you know how much
they mark these up?
I'm dehydrated from traveling.
And I'm dehydrated
from capitalism.
Plus, it's plastic.
Okay, team, I've scheduled
five minutes for everyone
to calmly claim their
sleeping quarters.
He's fast for someone
who never exercises.
This isn't gonna work.
Jorge, choose.
I can't, okay?
I prefer the lighting
in this room,
and the credenza in that room.
Oh, my little ficus.
Would you like me to move
the credenza into this room?
No, no. That's ridiculous, babe.
I'm not that much of a diva.
Okay, we're
being careful, though.
We're being very careful.
- Yes, babe.
- Okay? You just...
Watch the side, watch the side.
If you scratch the side,
Nick's mom has to pay for it.
So, that's on you.
So...
what do you say, hmm?
Roomie?
Why not?
You know why.
You're the only
one who complains
about me sleep talking.
Everyone else I sleep with says
it's cute and soothing.
And everyone you sleep
with is trying to bone you.
I got the couch.
- Dropping off.
- Oh, thank you.
Where are you sleeping?
Uh, I don't know.
That tub is huge. I can
just build a pillow nest.
Oh, absolutely not.
You paid for this whole place.
You sleep with me.
I don't know about
that.
Come on, we fell asleep together
twice last week watching TV.
The only difference is this
will be a lot more comfortable.
Look.
It's literally made of clouds.
Mmm.
It'll be a little different.
Hmm. It'll be like the old days,
except no sex.
Fun for me.
Emergency parking only.
Emergency parking only.
- Speed enforced by aircraft...
- Will you stop reading every sign?
Would you get off your damn
phone and keep me company?
Santiago...
Wake up.
Entertain us.
Where are we?
Nowhere interesting.
So, tell us, what happened
to that girl you were seeing?
Ooh.
- Who? Shauna?
- Yeah.
Yeah, it was some
weird stuff with that one.
You can't just say
that and not at least
tell us one weird thing.
She was very into her dog.
So, she, uh...
used the same voice that
she would use with her dog,
with me, in bed.
No.
Gives a whole new
meaning to "doggy style."
Ugh.
Oh, who's a good boy?
Oh, who's a good boy?
No, stop, for real.
Yo, stop.
No, but it was, it
was exactly like that.
Ooh, so you single again?
That's cool. Play the field.
Men are biologically intended to
plant their seed far and wide.
I will unbuckle your seatbelt
and slam on these brakes.
Oh, no, no, no, not me, baby.
I'm evolved.
What are you laughing at, tonto?
So, what? You're just
gonna be the single guy
that never gets married?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's the plan.
Santi, how many 50-year-old
men that never get married
do you know that
seem normal to you?
Well, that was hella judgy
for a smart woman
such as yourself.
But let's start normalizing
people not being married, okay?
It's-it's a perfectly
acceptable lifestyle.
All right.
But you do want someone.
I-I feel like if
you were all like,
"I'm alone and I'm good,"
then I'd feel different.
But I feel like you want a
partner, that you want kids.
Damn, she's got you there.
Fine, yeah, of course I want
a little Santiago
running around.
But not at the cost of
compromising my beliefs.
You know what?
He can watch our kids.
Free babysitter.
Speaking of kids,
I got some I need to
drop off at the pool.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Pull over.
Ugh, you did not just say that.
It's an escalating situation.
Uh, ooh...
Nope.
- I-I can hold it.
- Yeah.
Bye-bye!
Knock-knock, the gays are here!
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
- Mwah, mwah.
- Hey.
- Everyone, you guys remember James and Javier.
- Of course.
Hey...
- What the...?
- Ah, no wonder you didn't
want to room with us.
Wow, you are not
just the best man,
you are the perfect man.
Put this on.
Oh, it's lovely.
Um, but I'm an adult.
Uh, what, is it too bushy?
Oh, that's right, you
like them trimmed.
Oh, they have tequila.
Uh, don't touch that.
That's right. Hank
might come out to play.
- Who's Hank?
- Don't.
You are getting married
and you've never met Hank?
Is this some weird inside
joke? Is Hank your p*nis?
No, it-it's silly.
For some reason,
whenever I drink tequila,
it's like I become
this other person.
I don't know why.
Anyway, you're not
missing out on anything.
You know, Hank is of the past.
I'm a vodka man now.
I feel weirdly excluded,
but I want to know more.
Hank is a handful.
He's the reason why my two
front teeth are veneers.
No, no, Hank is very nice.
But, um, he's the
reason that I'm now
permanently banned from the Gap.
I love Hank,
but he's the reason
why my wrist cracks...
I heard that.
Whenever I do a circular motion.
Yeah, and he's also
the reason why I am now
physically incapable of
peeing in front of other men.
- Oh.
- I remember that.
- So upsetting.
- Oh, oh, well, look at the time.
Everyone has 15 minutes left
to unpack and then we need
to head to the Bellagio
fountain for the show.
The fountain?
Wait, what?
We didn't come all this
way to watch water boil.
It doesn't boil, it dances.
You know, it's been a long week.
We want to relax, babe.
If no one wants to optimize
their Vegas experience,
that's totally fine with me.
What about the pool?
- Pool.
- Pool.
- Pool. Pool.
- Pool.
- Pool.
- Pool.
Pool. Pool. Pool.
Pool. Pool.
Pool. Pool. Pool.
Fine! Fine! Fine! Pool!
Yes!
It's different somehow.
It's perfect.
Another woman
bought you a drink.
Uh, no, thank you. We
have bottle service.
Tried to tell her.
How many is that?
Only my third. I'm getting old.
And what's wrong
with number three?
Not my type.
What's your type?
Not yet. It's just...
How's that situation going?
Well, we've been
hanging out a lot lately
and getting real close,
which is lovely but painful.
Hmm.
Any indication she's
feeling anything back?
- No, I am firmly in the friend zone.
- Mmm.
And it sucks.
But if she's not into
me, she's not into me.
I got to respect
that. You know.
Plus, I really like
hanging out with her.
Okay, but you make sure to
protect your heart, all right?
You know, put up some
stronger boundaries.
Yeah. Yeah. Ye... Exactly.
That is what I need.
Stronger boundaries.
Nick. Pool.
Coming.
He's so f*cked.
I told you not to drink
that third 5-hour Energy.
It's a 16-hour trip.
Three times five
hours is 15 hours,
plus one to nap.
That is not how caffeine works.
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. There,
there. Pull over, pull over.
All right, I see it, I see it.
Mm, hey. Want anything?
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
You okay?
Oh, yeah, um...
I-I keep thinking
I'm seeing somebody I know.
Who? Lily?
That ever happen to you?
Sometimes it happens
with my abuelo.
It usually happens with
people you're thinking about.
Do you and Lily still talk?
Sort of.
After her birthday, we
said we'd hang out more,
but, uh, I think
we're both just afraid
of history repeating itself.
I mean, we're friends
in theory, I guess,
but we haven't talked in weeks.
So, yeah, I guess you could say
she's on my mind a little bit.
Well, if you're seeing
ghosts at gas stations,
you might want to
look into that.
You know, most days
I feel pretty secure
about who I am and
what I believe,
but other days, being me
feels pretty damn lonely.
I bet.
Why do you think
we come by so much?
We worry about you.
Well, I'm fine, all right?
Really.
I don't know,
sometimes I just...
I feel like I'm making a choice
between being happy
and being right.
You shouldn't have to
choose between those things.
But also, what feels right and
what makes us happy can change.
Whoo! ♪ I'm feeling
20 pounds lighter ♪
♪ 20 pounds ♪♪
Shotgun.
My God.
Yep. Got him.
So, you slyly pour
your drink into their drink
so they think you're
drinking their drink.
Sol, we
pre-paid for all of this.
Okay, so whatever
doesn't get finished
- is going in my suitcase home.
- You are a doctor now.
Come on.
- Babe, can I make you another vodka soda?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah. Or, wait, what are you having?
- I want to have what you're having.
- Lemonade.
You're not drinking?
Okay, someone has
to look after you.
A, I've been
looking after myself
for 20-plus years, thank you.
B, this is your
bachelor party, too,
and I want you to
have a good time.
And C, maybe I
want to meet Hank.
Oh, trust me, you
wouldn't like Hank.
Why? I want to know all of you
and Hank is a part of that.
And plus, I mean,
what do you think?
I've never handled a
messy b*tch before?
- I'm practically certified.
- Mm-hmm.
Hank.
Hank. Hank.
- Hank. Hank. Hank. Hank.
- No, come on.
- Oh!
- Hank. Hank. Hank.
Okay! Fine!
Oh, this is a terrible mistake.
Mm. Do you smell that?
Now I'm hankering
for Brussels sprouts.
Charred.
Ooh. Love a good sprout.
I used to hate them as a kid,
but now I really like them.
Adulthood changes you.
Hey, fun fact.
Did you know that Dutch
scientists in the '90s
actually bred the Brussels
sprout to taste less bitter?
So, you might have changed,
but the Brussels
sprouts have, too.
Do you think two people who
are not right for each other
can change into
two people who are?
Uh,
well, you know, I...
- Oof.
- Ooh, ooh.
Ooh, I sometimes forget how hot you are.
Stop being so hot.
Um, uh, yeah, s-sorry, what
were we talking about, before?
Mm. Oh, um, Santiago.
Right. Santi.
What?
No, please, ignore me.
I'm, like, two drinks in.
- I'm just...
- No, tell me!
He is a stand-up dude,
but that relationship
was just so volatile,
there was no way
it was sustainable.
Wow.
Listen, I am just
quoting you to you.
Ugh.
Am I being that girl
who pines over an ex
who wasn't right for her
because she still thinks
she can change him?
Uh...
Ugh, no, I don't
want to be that girl.
Okay. So, then...
what do you want?
I look at
Jorge and I want that.
I want to be with someone
who takes care of me,
and I take care of them...
but mostly them me.
And we laugh at the same jokes
and we cry at the same
part of the movies
and when we disagree,
it-it's not because we value
completely different things,
but because we strive to be
better partners for each other.
Jorge got so lucky.
And I'm so happy for him.
But also a part of me is afraid
I'm never gonna have that.
Um, I haven't said that
out loud to anyone before.
Your secret's safe with me.
And I wouldn't worry about it.
You'll find what
you're looking for.
Thanks, Nick.
You will, too.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Okay. All right.
Are-are you okay, babe?
Yes, thank you.
Jorge, make out now.
For the record: I love Hank.
Mmm.
Come with me.
Heh-heh. Get it?
- Oh, yes.
- Go.
Yeah, we get it.
I'm going.
Bye.
Give me more Hank.
Hey, that's kind of
my favorite shirt,
but I guess I did
that to myself. Mmm.
Okay, easy.
Hank is very easy.
Honey?
I'm-I'm, like, kind
of soaking wet.
Just need, like, a napkin.
Really quick. Super
quick. Just like...
There's got to be, like, a
napkin in here somewhere.
Uh-oh.
How long till we get to Vegas?
What?
Oh, sh*t. We got to turn around.
Wait, what? Why?
I left my phone at
the gas station.
We are not turning around.
Baby, we got movies
on that phone.
You know the ones.
And your trust pact
doesn't allow passcodes.
Get me that phone!
It's just a tire.
Oh, my God, what
happened to you?
Uh, Hank happened to me.
But have you guys seen Henry?
Henry has left the building.
Uh, no, but apparently
Hank is on the loose.
Which means check your
phones, hide your wallets,
leave your babies at home,
because no one is safe.
Okay.
Is this the party of Jorge Diaz?
Yeah.
"YOLO. Love, Hank."
Okay, I am loving
every moment of this.
It is so much more fun
when you're not his keeper.
$1,500?
No. Um, hi. The seals are still
on, we're not paying for this.
You know what? Can someone
call Henry's phone for me,
- please? Just one sec.
- I'm on it.
- Great. He left it.
- Well...
Okay. You can just put
everything on the room.
Thank you so much.
Look, I'll just deal
with it with Nick later.
I have to go find Henry,
or Hank, or whatever.
This is all my fault.
- I'm gonna start a group thread.
- Okay.
Okay. Yeah.
I'm gonna just
search every cabana.
Sol, you check the casino out
and just report back
with any findings, okay?
- And the two of you...
- Will stay here.
- We'll be right here.
- We put in our time.
He's like a bi Filipino
gremlin. Who knew?
I thought Hank would
be more fun, not more work.
Wait, I see something.
I'm gonna call you back.
Hi. Wh-Where did
you get this hat?
My wife Darla was playing craps
and this man said
Cheryl was Lady Luck.
And if Darla kissed
Cheryl, she'd roll a seven.
So, they kissed.
Darla did roll a seven.
Now my wife and Cheryl
are in my hotel room
and I wasn't invited.
I'm so sorry.
By any chance, did the
homewrecker look like this guy?
Yeah, that's the guy.
And he stole my blazer.
I'm so sorry, again.
But which way did he go?
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, they found Hank.
- Oh, great.
- No, no.
No, no, no, no.
Look at my face.
Look at my face!
Hey, is everything okay?
I got my furniture
off Craigslist.
I thought, "Why
wouldn't why I trust it
for my wedding makeup?"
Oh, it-it's not that bad.
I look like a clown.
Well, luckily for you, I am
a professional makeup artist.
And I have my kit just upstairs.
- What?
- Yeah, pro bono.
I can fix this.
He won't love me
if he sees me like this.
No, now, none of that.
Last weekend, I did a
wedding, a quinceañera,
and a last-minute
homecoming dance.
Cystic acne.
And I told them all what
I am telling you now:
I will make you love
your outside face,
if you promise to
love your inside face.
- Okay, come on, let's go.
- Okay.
Hey. Any luck? Did you find him?
I don't see him anywhere.
Will you be dining
with us today?
Have you seen this man?
Oh, yeah, he was just here.
He ordered a Paloma
and a seafood tower.
Really? Do you
know where he went?
No. Sorry.
Oh, that's a relief.
Do you want the seafood tower?
He left before I could serve it.
- No, thank you.
- That's okay, thanks.
Well, he already paid.
Big tipper.
Oh. Oh, yeah, we eating that.
Any open table, I'll
be right with you.
Thank you.
- Sol.
- Look, I'm hungry, you're tired,
and according to
the group thread,
- James has a solid lead.
- Okay.
Let's just take a break.
Wherever Hank is, I'm
sure he's fine, right?
You should've felt
that your pocket was lighter.
Why don't you have a
better sense of balance?
You are being really
mean to someone
who might lose a
testicle to cancer.
That lump is an ingrown
hair and you know it.
All right, here's the deal.
I think we should find the
nearest shop and call it a day.
What? No! Asian Elvis
only works on Saturdays.
Look, the reality is
we're not gonna make
it on time, okay?
Do you guys even really want
to get married today, anyway?
All you've been
doing is fighting.
What fighting?
Oh, you mean what we
were doing in the car?
We don't call that fighting,
we call that spicy talk.
Yeah, when we fight for
real, she makes me cry.
- Oh, baby.
- No, no, no.
Sometimes I need
to learn things.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
All right now.
Oh.
Oh!
I forgot I
put it in that pocket.
See? Everything is good.
Yeah, yeah, well, you know,
we're still about an hour and
a half out from Vegas, okay?
And this dummy tire is really
only meant to be driven
- for about 70 miles max.
- No.
It will go all the way.
Besides, I got to
get married tonight.
It's not about the
insurance anymore.
I'm a man in love.
Nice.
So, the dummy tire, right?
Not gonna make it.
We will make it.
Sometimes, you just
got to keep the faith.
- You know what, baby?
- Mm-hmm.
Your man's gonna drive.
That girl is going to be
telling tales about you
for the rest of her life.
I know, right?
I'm like... Joan of NARS.
Today's been really fun.
Well, the day's not over.
There's a lot more
fun to be had.
Well, once we find Henry.
He's still missing.
Yes, yes, and we should fuel up.
- I raided the mini bar.
- Oh, we can't.
Sol is gonna k*ll us.
We can and we will.
Jumbo Toblerone?
Oh, look, it's already open.
Looks like we have to eat it.
Oh, my God, Nick.
I love you so much. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.
Mmm.
I've been thinking
about something.
Nick, I...
I think...
you're my best friend.
Oh.
Thanks.
All right, I need to get ready.
Excuse me, can I get
a napkin, please?
I'm sorry, somebody
stole all of our napkins.
Even the backups in
the storage closet.
We don't know how.
I can get you some toilet paper.
It's okay. Thanks.
That's weird.
Those sweet potato
fries look so good.
But $16? No.
Sol, you have the money.
Why are you...
And I'm just gonna
say it... So stingy?
He asks, with love.
I don't know.
I've never had real
disposable income before.
It just doesn't feel
right to spend it.
What if something happens?
What if my car gets totaled?
Oh, your 2005 Elantra?
- I hope it gets totaled.
- Uh...
Not with you in it.
I just feel like whenever
something good happens,
I'm waiting for the equilibrium
to weigh me back down.
Hmm. I don't know
what that can be.
Not internalized shame or
intergenerational trauma.
Right?
I don't know.
I don't if you feel
this way, but...
I find myself asking, as a
minority within a minority,
when have I done enough?
Enough to have
fun and feel safe?
And let go?
Yeah.
Like, I feel like
teenage me would think
now me is k*lling
it. You know?
You are k*lling it.
I'm so proud of you.
Says the pot calling
the kettle brown.
Sol, you're saving lives.
I'm selling tostadas.
Uh, tostadas save lives, too.
We're so lucky to have
each other, you know that?
I always knew I was
different, but...
because of you, I
never felt alone.
I remember when
you came out to me,
with your frosted tips.
I knew it.
"I, um, have a
crush on a person,
and that person is... a boy."
Stop!
You are so rude.
God, I miss hanging
out with you.
I know that we are
see-you-in-five-years
busy people,
but can we just make more
time to spend together?
- Please? Like immediately?
- Yes.
Please.
So many of my patients
die with regret.
And it's never
"I wish I worked more."
It's usually, "I wish I
allowed myself to be happier."
Dark.
Uh, excuse me?
- Yes.
- Can I get an order of those
overpriced sweet
potato fries, please?
- Of course.
- Hell yeah.
We're here.
Yeah, we're here.
We're here!
We're getting married!
That's right, baby.
♪ It's a crying shame...
She said yes!
And I love him, but he's
like a fiddle-leaf fig.
He needs a lot of
special attention.
And everyone ignores the cactus,
because you think, "They grow
in the desert, they'll be fine."
No! We will not be fine!
Do you know how many
dead cactuses there are?
- A ton?
- That's right, Bob.
A ton of dead cactuses.
You know? And they
don't need much,
but every now and then...
They get... they get thirsty.
I need to be watered, too, Bob.
I need to be watered, too.
Do you see what I'm saying, Bob?
I have no clue.
I love you, too, man.
Let's go!
- Haw!
- Yow!
- Yew!
- Yeehaw!
It's waiting for you.
What?
Your boutonnière.
It's waiting for you.
Oh.
Santi?
Elvis is ready, let's go.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
The candles on the outside
represent your individual lives.
The lives you've had
before this moment.
'Cause from now on,
y'all are no longer two,
y'all are one.
All right.
Now facing each other.
Right hand over your shoulder,
like a karate pull.
And like Elvis, you
tell your lady...
"Listen, mama."
Listen, mama.
"I promise to always
love you tender."
I promise to always
love you tender.
Unless you ask for it rough.
"I promise a little
less conversation."
I promise a little
less conversation.
"And a lot more action."
And a lot more action.
As you fools rush in,
is there anything
y'all want to add?
Always.
Thank you.
For embracing this loud
and proud Dominicana.
You're kind, funny,
and fine as hell.
I am so happy to make you mine.
Forever, baby.
I am so excited
to share my life with the most
beautiful person on Earth.
You tore down my walls
and showed me how truly
wonderful life could be.
Te adoro, mi amor.
Congratulations.
I do officially now
pronounce you husband and wife.
My man.
Ooh, we did it.
- I don't... What?
- Hold on.
It's Henry's phone.
Answer it?
Yes.
Hello?
Hi, I lost my phone.
My name is Hank. What's yours?
Henry. Hi. It's
Jorge. Where are you?
I'm in da club.
With Bob. Come find us.
- Wh-Where's...? Who's Bob?
- Bye.
Okay, well, he's in
the club. So let's go.
I'm texting the group.
Wait.
Hey, they spotted
Henry at the club.
We got to go meet them there.
Oh, why didn't he text me?
Oh, my phone died.
Okay, last hand of poker.
Can you listen to me this time?
- Hold that ace.
- Okay.
- Get rid of that.
- Okay.
Now...
I am a Vegas god!
Oh, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
Okay, let's go before
I lose again. Hmm?
- Yeah.
- Okay. Club?
- Yeah. Club.
- Great.
Uh, hey, I'm sorry,
c-could you...
could you maybe not
do that quite so much?
Do what?
You know, holding my
hand, saying you love me.
But I do love you.
Nick, what's going on?
Lil...
- You love me.
- Uh-huh.
But you don't really love me.
Or at least not in the
way that I want you to.
And that's okay.
You've made it clear that
you just see me as a friend,
but right now being
your friend is...
kind of rough.
- Nick.
- Lil, I...
I love you.
I am overwhelmingly,
body-achingly,
whole-heartedly
in love with you.
And every time we hang out,
I just find myself falling
deeper and deeper
in love with you...
I could tell you
all the reasons why.
Then we'd be here all night.
But...
This is humiliating
enough as it is, so...
I had no idea you felt this way.
Oh, come on, Lil, really?
You-you had no idea?
Well, I knew you had a
crush on me last year,
but I thought that
was over, I...
It's not. My relationship
with Anna ended
because I can't get
you out of my head.
I just need to sit down.
Is there a chance for us?
Because if there is
a one percent chance,
then I am here.
But if there is
zero percent chance
of that, then...
I need to know that, too.
Because if that's the case,
then I don't want to
share a bed with you,
I don't want you to
tell me how hot I am,
I don't want you
to hold my hand,
and I especially don't
want you to tell me
over and over again
how much you love me,
because that just makes me think
how amazing we
would be together,
so why the hell aren't we?
I...
Yeah, um...
I'm sorry, that was a lot.
But now you know.
And as a very wise
and now MIA man once told me...
I need boundaries.
So, uh...
I'm gonna call it a night.
And, uh, you have fun
at the club, okay?
You're kidding.
Like, ugh, I hate lines.
Nobody likes lines.
Henry likes lines.
He says that it reminds
him that time is a gift.
Aw. He really is special.
He is.
It's like, what if
something bad is happening?
You know, like what if
he's gotten involved
with the mob or something?
Like, we got to get in there,
Sol! Like, I love this man!
- We got to get in there!
- Um...
- Got it.
- What?
- Oh, my...
- Come on.
Where'd you get that?
Hi.
Uh, thank you.
How much did you give him?
$200.
He didn't even count it. I
could've just given him ones.
All right, where is he?
- Is it good, or what?
- Henry!
Lily!
Me Hank.
Yes, you are.
We need to find Jorge.
You-you doing okay?
You seem kind of blue.
Just having a bit of an
existential crisis, Hank.
Oh, cry on Hank's shoulder.
It's already wet and
I don't remember why.
Nick told me that
he's in love with me.
Oh, yeah! Nick is so
in love, baby girl!
Wait, everyone knows this?
How did I not know about this?
Lily pretty but dumb sometimes.
How does Nick make you
feel in your tummy?
I feel like a fool right now.
From one fool to another,
you know the smartest
thing I ever did?
Marrying my best friend.
Hank!
Bestie!
My God.
Good work, Lil.
Thanks.
He's all yours now.
There's something I have to do.
Where have you been?
Yeah, where have you been?
♪ There's never been
a day like this ♪
[♪ Las Vegas Big Band: "There's
Never Been a Day Like This"]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ You got me, baby...
Are you Jacque Pierre?
Oui, oui.
You needed napkins.
Thank you.
Uh, but you've been
looking for these all day?
Hey, hey. I need something.
- What you need is water, babe.
- Yes! Exactly!
- Yeah, get the aspirin.
- Got it.
- I need to be watered, too.
- Uh-huh.
And this is gonna
be really quick.
All right? Just...
Okay, good, good,
good. Open your mouth.
- Ah.
- Ah.
Good, good, good.
Drink. There we go. Perfect.
Awesome.
You're watering me.
You get it.
You-you really get it.
I do.
Bob, he-he really gets it!
Uh...
Yeah!
That's... Okay.
Um, babe? Babe? Hi.
I'm here to take care of you.
Forever, okay?
Thank you so much.
They upgraded us to a suite.
Marriage does have its perks.
We got the upgrade?
We got the upgrade.
We got the uh, uh, uh.
Did you hate every
second of our wedding?
Hmm, no. No, actually.
Um, you two made me feel like
marriage isn't the worst
invention of all time.
What's that, Tin Man?
It's beating.
Mmm. Yeah.
So, checkout is at 11:00.
I was thinking we could
brunch at the Bellagio.
Ooh, let's do their buffet.
You think I'm gonna let you
all-you-can-eat for two hours
and sit in my car?
It's half my car now, babe.
All right.
Aw.
Yes.
- Santi?
- Huh?
Brunch? Tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
Uh, how about you
guys just head up?
I'm gonna stay down here and
look around a little bit.
Okay.
- For you.
- Thank you, sir.
We going to consummate.
- Ooh, yeah, we are.
- Okay. Thanks.
We're watching
Magic Mike, right, baby?
Hi, this is Lily.
Sorry I missed you.
If it's important,
text me. Mwah.
Hey, it's me.
Uh, I was thinking about you.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Uh, you know, I
figured it'd be easier
if I slept on the tiny couch.
I'd sleep in the main area,
but then I'd have to
explain to everyone.
I want you.
What?
I've always wanted you.
I just didn't know you were
my "you" until now but...
here you've always been.
When something good happens,
you're the first
person I want to call.
When I'm sad, you're
the one I can count on
to make me feel better.
When I'm in bed late at night,
you're the one I think about.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
Sweet.
Uh, for the record,
I jerk it to you
constantly, too.
No one else makes me
laugh like you do.
I need that. I want that.
I want you.
Say that again.
I want you.
One more time.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
♪ I got the message, baby ♪
♪ You sent to me ♪
♪ And right now I
want to tell you ♪
♪ Just how I feel...
Oh, yeah.
♪ Don't want your money, baby ♪
Yes.
♪ Your prestige
is awful fine...
You know what I want.
- ♪ But nothing...
- Yeah.
Yeah.
♪ Will ever change ♪
♪ This love of mine ♪
♪ When I was a kid ♪
♪ I wanted fortune and fame ♪
- ♪ But all of that's changed ♪
- ♪ Since I've been a man ♪
- Wait.
I want to see you.
♪ Love walked in my door ♪
♪ Messed up my mind ♪
♪ And nothing will ever change ♪
♪ This love of mine ♪
♪ Play some ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ Now that you know ♪
♪ Just where I stand ♪
♪ Get out my life, woman ♪♪
- [♪ Hannah Cohen: "All I
Wanted"] - ♪ Wanted was you ♪
♪ Play your records
all the time ♪
♪ I memorize your every line ♪
♪ All I really wanted was you ♪
♪ Take you for ♪
- ♪ One last ride...
- Holy sh*t.
- Holy sh*t.
Want to do it again?
More than anything.
♪ You're all I need ♪
♪ Don't look at me like that ♪
♪ I know there's something...
- That's my wife.
- Mm-hmm.
♪ That you're trying
to hold back ♪
♪ Right from the start ♪
♪ You were playing
with a broken heart ♪
♪ I could feel you in my bones ♪
♪ Don't tell me
this love is wrong ♪
♪ Would you be my ride or die? ♪
♪ I know you better
than anyone ♪
♪ You're everywhere
before you're done...
The porcelain doll
holds the secrets.
Give it lettuce.
♪ All I really wanted was you ♪
♪ Play your records
all the time ♪
♪ I memorize your every line ♪
♪ All I really wanted was you ♪
♪ Take you for one last ride ♪
♪ You're all I see ♪
♪ Don't look at me like that ♪
♪ I used to touch your body ♪
♪ And your eyes
would fall back ♪
♪ Right from the start ♪
♪ You were playing
with a broken heart ♪
♪ I could feel you in my bones ♪
♪ Don't tell me
this love is wrong ♪
♪ Would you be my ride or die? ♪
♪ I know you better
than anyone ♪
♪ You're everywhere
before you're done ♪
♪ All I really wanted was you ♪
♪ Play your records
all the time ♪
♪ I memorize your every line ♪
♪ All I really wanted was you ♪
♪ Take you for one last ride ♪♪
GloNation! Yay!
Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.
Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?
Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register
Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?
Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register