01x03 - At-Home

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Good morning, guys!
Anyone want coffee?

Isn't anyone here
going to shower today?

You know it's Sunday, right?

And that it's only
twelve o'clock, right?

Yes, but I don't like to smell
like bed farts all day.

Besides, I have a video call
and I have to look cute.

With whom? With your boyfriend?

Awesome.

Are you okay, Morales?

Yes. Why are you talking
like Mauricio Garcés?

Who's that?

TIZOC DELIVERY

Hey, Morales

how would you eat
if Fasty delivery didn't work?

With MoverEats.

What if that one
doesn't work either?

YoungMates.

And if that one
doesn't work either?

I wouldn't eat, Vale!

But that's not going to happen.
What century do you live in?

Yeah, I think we lucked out
with the era we're living in.

How come, Rodri?

Because us, young people,
don't really depend on anything.

Darwin would be
really proud of us.

Listen, Vale

us, young people,
know how to adapt.

CONNECTION ERROR

- Check the modem.
- The power went out.

Okay... Okay, okay, don't panic.

This happens in my hometown
all the time, so...

I'll take care of it.

No, Morales. The neighbor
changed his password again.

Why does life hate me so much?

I know, dude.

Why does she hate us so much?

All of my cows died!

And a baby chick!

How can they eat this crap?

This must be a sign
from up above

that I should finish my thesis.

You mean, start it, Rodri.

Obviously, to finish it,
you have to start it.

Don't be negative.

Morales...

I think my computer
isn't working, man.

Really, Rodri?

Yeah, I'm serious.

There's no power, you dork!

What's up? Did you see
the power went out?

You look awful!
It's like you haven't eaten.

Where's Chesca at?

Bringing back the power.

- Look at that!
- Well, alright!

He got it.

Well done, Chesca!

What's the matter, Morales?

Tizoc says my food
was already delivered.

Who's Tizoc?

My delivery guy,
he has five stars.

Why give five stars to someone
who doesn't deliver the food?

Lately, we've been paying more
money for very poor services.

Okay! All done!

- Bravo, Chesca!
- Thanks, we owe you one.

- You rock, man! Thank you.
- You outdid yourself!

No way!

Okay, I give up. This is way
worse than my hometown.

What are we going to do
without Wee-fee?

Wi-fi.

And you're from the North.

I can't check if I've been paid
for my last job in Chihuahua.

- What?
- What was that?

That I can't check if they've
sent me the last payment

for my last job in Chihuahua.

Your job, yes.

Honey, you do know

that freelancers
never get paid, right?

And what about my video call?

Forget about that.
I had already found

the conceptual framework
for my thesis.

Well, I was just about to.

And I'm not going to eat.

Come on, you bunch of babies.

Why don't you use
your mobile data

to do all that important stuff?

Listen to the rich girl.

It's the end of the month

and our data plan
has expired, dear.

What? It's the end of the month?

Hold on, hold on, Rebeca.

So, you mean...
you have mobile data?

No.

No, no, I was just saying.

Morales, just get over it.

No!

Maybe Tizoc just stopped
to make a call or something

he may be here any moment
with my... "double special".

With cheese.

How do you know it has cheese?

Because

who orders
a special double burger

without cheese?

But you can eat the pizza
with couscous

that I left in the fridge.

With what?

With cus... Forget it.

It's very good.

For your circulation,
for healing,

for you immune system.
It's a super food...

Give it up, honey.
Nobody's eating that.

Rodri,

why don't you go check
if the neighbor has power?

- No. Which neighbor?
- That girl you like.

I'll remind you that she put
a restraining order on me.

Apparently, seeing the neighbor
from the window

is considered harassment.

- You're pathetic, Rodrigo.
- I know!

I thought the same thing.

I don't understand
the laws in this country.

Alright, so what do we do now?

Chesca, how did you know
I had this game?

Well, I found it
in one of your drawers.

Why were you checking
my drawers?

Right hand on green.

Why were you checking
my drawers?

I needed a pair of socks.

Okay, mine were wet.

Why?

That doesn't matter.

Right hand on green.

I hope you didn't take the ones
with little basketballs on them.

No.

Don't worry, those were
in your laundry basket.

Right hand on green!

Morales, seriously,
why do you have this game?

I don't know, I bought it
with my ex and then...

That's gross, Morales!

What?

Morales, that's not very nice.

I'm going to buy this game.

Very good.

Wanna play?

No, I wanna eat.

Okay, how about you play with us

and whoever loses goes
to get everyone some food?

Okay? That's it! Alright.

Let's see. There you go.

I don't get
how you can eat that.

Cause that is a superfood.

What are you doing, Chesca?

Checking to see if this game

has any trace
of Morales' sexual perversions.

Alright! The girls can start.

The category is "sports".

Who is known
as the "Pentapichichi"?

I know this!

I pass.

Anyone?

- I'll go!
- Okay.

"Penta" means five

chichis.

The Kardashians.

Hugo Sánchez.

What happens
if ignorance is the winner?

Chesca, that will never happen.

Obviously, ignorance
is winning here.

How are we supposed to know
anything with no internet?

- Let's see. Hand me the dice.
- Okay.

Category: Geography.

I know them all, hit me.

On which continent
is Yugoslavia located?

Almost all.

Yeah, I figured. Anyone else?

Me! I'll go!

In 1991,

Yugoslavia became

the Socialist Federal Republic

and then, in 2003,
it disappeared.

You didn't get it, did you?
Yugoslavia doesn't exist.

The correct answer is Europe.

One more point for Ignorance.

No, I'm absolutely sure that...

- I know it, it...
- No, no, no.

And stop disappearing
countries, okay?

- Who's next?
- Me.

Okay.

Okay, this is
"General Knowledge."

- Anyone want coffee?
- We're all out.

Not true, there's a little.

What kind of animal is a whale?

That's a tricky question.

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS A WHALE

Well, it's a whale.

- Anyone?
- I'll go!

A whale is a cetacean.

Gimme a break, Rebeca!
"Cetacean" is a language!

What?

Dori spoke Cetacean.

Rebeca is right.

Well then, at least this time
ignorance didn't win.

Who was
Mexico's first president?

Well, duh!

Nezahualcóyotl.

WHO WAS
MEXICO'S FIRST PRESIDENT?

You're such a cheater, Rebeca!

You still have data!

I have a plan.

How does it last so long?

Girlfriend, no.

I mean I have a plan
to beat those losers,

end the game and get to eat.

You have couscous pizza.

The point here is to work
as a team or something, okay?

So either we all eat
or no one eats.

You're a vegan and a socialist!
I love it!

You don't worry.

I'm going to put all the answers
here under the table,

only you will see them, okay?

Okay, bunch of losers.

Vale and I were talking just now

and decided to work in teams,
so that ignorance doesn't win.

Okay. And what would
the teams be like?

Let's do men against women!

Unless you're afraid of us.

Why would we be afraid of you?

Cause all your answers
have been wrong.

Time out.

Which team would I be in?

I don't think it's right

that you take advantage
of your preferences.

You're like us, Chesca.

You're a loser.

Okay.

How many bones are there
in the human body?

Pass.

I'll go! Two hundred... six.

Two hundred six.

Down with the patriarchy,
you predators!

We got them good.

Who painted "The Last Supper"?

- I don't know, I'll pass.
- I'll go!

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Yup.

The weaker sex is stronger!

Which product does Guatemala
cultivate the most?

Me! Chicken.

I'll go! Coffee.

- Yes.
- Really?

And you thought
we'd be afraid of you.

"Why would we be afraid of you?"

We're about to win.

Let's see...

Capital of Uganda.

Connection error!

- Rebeca is cheating!
- Country girl helped me!

Well, it looks Miss Evaluation
has been cheating.

And she has mobile data!

Yes, we get the point, sweetie.

So crooked.

Ex-crooked.
I no longer have data.

Why did you lie to us
like this, Rebeca?

Because we were getting along
as people for the first time.

We even looked like friends.

You're such an idiot!

Country girl,
why did you rat me out?

I caved in to social pressure!

No one pressured you,
countrygirl.

Okay,

whoever reaches
a hundred points wins.

And whoever loses,
has to go get us food,

and clean the bathroom.

It was your turn
to do that, Chesca.

Yes, but I haven't had time,
Morales.

But we told you about it
a month ago.

Okay! I'll start! "A".

- Stop.
- "M".

- Stop!
- Okay.

- Name. Miranda.
- Mario.

- Mariana.
- Melissa.

Mario.

Really, Rebeca?
Having so many options?

Valeria, it's a different Mario.

Okay, last name.

Mac and Cheese.

I'm hungry.

- Marín.
- Morán.

Morales.

Morales?

What?

No, nothing,
I wrote down Morales too.

- Okay, Morales, it's your turn.
- Okay.

But you should know I'm


Who'd have thought it, Morales?
You're not that dumb!

See? I can read.

Okay, "A"!

- Stop!
- "V".

Stop!

Okay.

A name! Vale.

- Vale.
- Vale.

Vale.

Viridiana!

Well, you won already.
Right, Morales?

Well, yes.

Can I have your scores
so I can...

Okay, yes.

Well, yes, yes.
We do have a winner.

It's Morales!

In second place... Vale.

In third place... Rodri.

In fourth...
in fourth place, Rebe.

In fifth... me.

You wish.

- I demand a recount!
- No, that's it.

I'll go get the food.
I won't clean the bathroom.

I kinda feel like being alone.

Hey, guys

is it really
the end of the month?

Yes, Rodri, yes.

Days go by, months go by!

It's the rotation movement.
What's your problem?

I forgot to pay
the electric bill.

Yeah, sorry.

I didn't call sooner
because our power had gone out.

I'm sorry for not writing
your name in the game.

Give me a sec, okay?

I am on a call.

What were you saying, baby?

- Rebeca, you got a call!
- Answer it! I'm coming!

Jesus! What did you eat?

Really? My double special?

With cheese.

Rebeca, now this is a superfood!

But I didn't mean to eat it.

Please, don't tell anybody
that I ate meat!

Don't worry, the whole building
knows about it.