02x05 - Gaylords of the Galaxy

[bunniefuu]

We stay here, we die.

Promise me you'll be OK.

Don't let them win.

Operation Kidnap Daddy Deveraux.

If you want to sneak
out the main man,

then we need to access
the house's CCTV.

I work for Devon Deveraux.

I need out.

Someone's coming.

Daddy arrives sometime tomorrow.

I could really do
with a pick-me-up.

It's Maggie's. What did you do?

Guys, they're coming!
I know, I know!

Go, they won't shut
that without you.

What is going on?

SHE SCREAMS, SQUELCHING

You'll get your turn soon.

Mattress on the floor's a red flag
enough, but an inflatable one?

Yeah, all right.

It's the best we could
find in short notice.

And if you think you hear a goat
being strangled, don't worry.

It's... It's just the fan.

FAN WHIRS LOUDLY

Ooh.

I...

I didn't expect this.

Really?

I did.

I like you, Vivian.

Erm...

MUSIC PLAYS

Erm...

Sorry, erm...

What's wrong?

Can we just go slow, please?

♪ I hate to see you so broken

♪ How do I make you
feel whole again?

♪ The weight of the
world... ♪ SOUND DISTORTS

Agh!

It's time to open my gift.

No.

Sorry.

Sorry. I can't do this.

OK.

It's OK.

I can go if you... Please.

MUSIC STOPS

Hey.

Erm, the Wi-Fi's gone off.

Have you got the password?

How did you...?

Secateurs.

Secateurs. Secateurs.

Secateurs for the garden,
for the... Secateurs.

I... I don't know what you're
saying. I stuck her with secateurs.

Look, she had me over a
barrel, so I put her in one.

She did not have what
it takes to end this.

You know, Maggie thought,

"Oh, we'll just nab Deveraux and
tickle the truth out of him,"

but the truth doesn't matter.

It only matters
what people believe,

and if we really want this
over, we need a coup d'etat.

Oh, my God.

She wants to blow up the house.

HE HEAVES

Come on! Aargh!

f*ck it!

We don't have time for this.

Right, I'm going to take our little
friend and slip into this festival

before the sun comes up.

See if I can smoke
the Walsh boy out.

You don't stop... till
you get through there.

Good.

No.

No, you stay here.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I said stay.

Get in there and find 'em.

Yeah?

See you in a bit.

FOOTSTEPS RECEDE

Slow down...

Wait, wait, wait.
Just slow down.

No, we need to keep moving.

But Sophia...

Sophia might need
us, she might...

She's gone, Lauren.

She's gone.

We can't...

We can't just leave
them back there.

We can't go back.

No, we can.

We have to find a way out,
or what Sophia did back there

would have been for nothing.

Lauren, please.

Come on. Let's go, let's go.

Let's go.

HE SPLUTTERS

Oh, God. HE SHUDDERS.

THUDDING

What was that?

QUIETLY: Keep going.

Come on.

I hate being dependent on him.

Daddy.

But that's how he likes it.

Needed, loved, obeyed.

But I've already reconciled,

he's going to swan in here
and find fault with something.

Just raise an eyebrow like
he's Roger f*cking Moore,

and he'll say nothing.

But that will say everything.

Oh, is that the time?

Big day ahead. You should rest.

Remember

our families know how to
push our buttons because.

BOTH: They're ones
who installed them.

SHE CHUCKLES Oh...

What would I do without you?

Where were we?

How? IED in the boiler room.

Should bring the house down.

Jesus. She pitched
the idea a few times,

but Maggie said it was
too far even for her.

I've already hooked us up.

The b*mb's under the house.

Sorry, you did what?

Billy's got CCTV access.

We'll make sure
everyone's in position.

We just need to be in
range to trigger it.

We? Oh, yes. Is it all right?
I might need some help.

Maggie's parting
kick in the t*ts,

she's hidden the detonator,
swapped it with this.

VIBRATOR BUZZES

Must have got it
at the gift shop.

Christ, that packs
a punch, though.

I can't click it off. Hang on.

Christ, that's got
a mind of its own.

Turned it up. Hang on...

OK, that's pulsing now, so...

I don't know how to... I
don't know what that is.

BUZZING STOPS

Who else is going
to be in the house?

Just Deverauxs, some security.

Look, we have a chance
to bury Velorum.

Could you not use a bit
of closure? Don't try me.

I came here to rescue
people, not blow them up.

Oh!

Are you still on that train?

We wipe out mission control,

find the prisoners,

you free everyone
that's still alive

and you still get to play
Gaylords of the Galaxy.

I thought she was
never going to leave.

You shouldn't have heard that.

I've learned to detach.

You didn't sound very detached.

Well, I have to sell it.

I thought you were... I am.

Think she cares?

People who conceal
sins will not prosper.

But confess

receive mercy.

PHONE: That's how he likes it.

Needed, loved, obeyed.

She tells me everything.

I've got years of it.

Do you know that this is
where it began for Velorum?

Before the ships?

There are servant tunnels.

The Deverauxs used them to hunt

hundreds of years ago. Snatched
locals from the villages,

had get-togethers
with their friends,

realised they could monetise it.

Then came the cruise ships.

I started recording Devon once
I realised I had a job for life.

You don't walk away
knowing what I do.

There's plenty more
where that came from.

Nat

what is that all about?

She's called it rebirthing.

It's a therapeutic ritual, part
of the VIP change maker package.

Rebirthing? Symbolic
death to create new life.

And Devon just came up with
that all on her own, did she?

I'm trying to do the
right thing. No, no.

This is all about to come crashing
down, and you want to save yourself.

And so what? You've
got some recordings.

I still don't know I can
trust a word you say.

Hundreds of hours of recordings,

clear admission of guilt -
and trust goes two ways, Olly.

Look, all I'm asking is for
you to get me out of here.

Away from her.

You can have it all.

Where are they?

The prisoners.

Underground in the tunnels.

Devon calls it the green room.

Take me to them.

OK.

FLAPPING

QUIETLY: Oh, where are we?

Come on. Let's go.

CLATTERING

ECHOING VOICES

Guys, listen.

What is that? Where
is that coming from?

Come on.

DISTORTED SONG PLAYS

Wait, wait, wait. It
could be our only way out.

Does it sound like
a way out to you?

CLATTERING

DISTORTED SONG CONTINUES

DOOR CREAKS

DISTORTED SONG BECOMES LOUDER

THEY COUGH

MUSIC STOPS

OK.

Guys, it's time to go.

WHIRRING

Lauren! Lauren, turn it off!

Jesus Christ, what
are you doing, like?

God!

SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS

Easy...

Hey.

Hey, is this your place, is it?

I really love what
you've done, it's...

It's...

It's cosy.

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

Go!

METAL SWISHES

FLESH RIPS

NO!

Oh...

HE GRUNTS

NO!

NO!

CROWS CAW

He's not here.

Where is he?

He did say something about
wanting to go stroke the goats.

Sorry.

What are you thinking?

We're talking about blowing
up a house full of people.

I mean, what does that make us?

I'm sorry.

About Maggie.

I wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for her.

When it all got too much,
she saved me from myself.

I loved him.

Sam.

I wish I didn't, but

I did.

He tried to m*rder me,

and there's still this part of
me that feels something for him.

I know how f*cked
up that sounds.

It doesn't.

Maggie seemed to understand,
and she never judged me for it.

Lily

she was on the ship
with her family.

I was her first time.

I just wish I knew why it
was me that she picked.

There were hundreds
of staff on that ship.

Why was it me? Why
did I get away?

I literally knew her
a couple of days,

but it feels like she's going to
be with me for the rest of my life.

Every little night,
and every girl I meet.

SHE SNIFFS

Maybe I got away because I'm
the one who can stop this.

The b*mb.

Maybe we survived,

so we can put an end to this.

There's a stash in the mill,
where Maggie kept supplies.

Karen doesn't know about it.

If she hid the
detonator, it'd be there.

This is the way to
the holding room?

It's through there.

Do you really expect me
to follow you in there?

You wanted me to take
you to the prisoners.

This is the way. I am not...

PANICKED SHOUTING

Please, please,
please! Open the door!

What are you doing?!

What are you guys doing here?

Where's Cormac?

Where's... Where's Sophia?

Where's Ben?

They're... They're gone.

They're all gone.

CLASSICAL STRINGS PLAY

Welcome!

We are so excited
to have you here.

Uh...

Just FYI, we are a
barefoot household.

Bare feet make happy "soles".

SHE CHUCKLES

Off.

Where's Daddy?

He didn't want to ride with us.

Didn't want to ride
with you, you mean?

Hi!

How are you?

Get the f*ck out!

Beaker, where are
you? What's going on?

Thomas. Dad, sh*t.

Hi.

Hi.

I know. This is what happens
when Devon's let loose.

Art, apparently.

How's the Sacramentum clean-up?

Fantastic. Really great.

Almost there. One of
our best is on it.

An intimate gathering,
she told me.

What do you expect?

It's Devon.

Give her an inch, she'll turn your
house into a hipster Disneyland.

Oh, my God.

Daddy! You're here.

Where did you come
from, you sneak?

I bring gifts.

Oh! What, for me?

Oh...

Thank you so much.

Opportunistic kids
on the way in.

You have to admire the hustle.

Ah, you-you shouldn't have.

You could learn a lot from them.

I am,

so happy you're here.

Follow moi.

I'm going to give
you the grand tour.

I can't wait.

OK.

Is that it? SHE SIGHS.

Yeah.

VOICE APPROACHES

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Lauren.

What are you doing back?

They found us.

Beaker.

f*cking flies!

Where are we going?

Looking for your bum chum,

He's going to take
one look at you

and hand himself
over to Daddy Beaker.

So why are you even doing this?

Why, why do you even care?

Really?

Really.

What's actually in
it for you, Beaker?

I don't want to lose
my pension, do I?

Cos, believe it or not, Mary,
I do have a plan, you know,

things that I want to do.

And if I don't
mission-accomplish,

they'll cut my head
off, won't they?

So there is that.

England Till I Fry.

What?

That's what I'm
going to call it.

I'm going to open my own bar
and grill in Fuerteventura.

Mixed grills, foam parties.

It's going to be beautiful.

Anyway, enough
chat, you. Vamonos.

DISTANT LAUGHTER

Right, listen, Molly - we've
got to keep a low profile here.

I want to be in and out.

And you... Yeah. ..are
going to behave yourself.

Yep, yep, fine.

WHISPERS: Let's go.

UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER

Welcome, gentlemen!

Join us! No. Sure,
sure, sure, sure.

Oh, come on, don't be shy.

HE SNARLS

Yeah.

What are you laughing at?

DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS

Smile.

Before they take
you to the island,

this is our green room, where our
change-maker participants wait.

Hello. Hi, everyone.

How are we today?

They were all specially
selected for their suitability.

By the guests? Er,
no. No, at Exodum,

we've carefully
curated everything.

Guests have always chosen
their own participants.

On the ships, yes, but we're
doing things differently here.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Right, well, it was broke.

I seem to recall there was a
little pitchfork rebellion.

And what's your name?

Please, don't hurt me.

SHE SOBS

Lizzie.

Lizzie.

Please!

MOCKINGLY: "Please."

Right, er...

Did someone say cold plunge?

Right this way, boys.

CAPTIVES WHIMPER

DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS

Rosie, I'm so sorry.

Cormac didn't even
want to come here.

I forced him.

Tell them.

Karen's put a b*mb in the
house. In the boiler room.

What? The Deverauxs are all
in there with their security.

She wants to wipe them out,

and the only thing
stopping her is us.

But when does this end?

We came here knowing
it was us or them,

and there's not much else left.
Look at what they've done.

I say we show them the same
mercy they've shown us.

You can't honestly be
listening to Karen.

Look, I've been speaking to
Joseph, right? The therapist.

He said he's going to
take me to the prisoners.

You remember them, don't you?
The reason that we're here.

Wake up!

Ben was so scared at the end.

He made me promise

that I would be OK.

And that I wouldn't
let them win.

And I couldn't think
of anything to say.

And I don't think,
after everything...

I don't think we're
ever going to be OK.

But doing this

would be a start.

So I'm not listening
to you, Jamie.

I'm listening to Beth.

Rosie?

This is happening.

You can sit it out. You
can do what you want.

You can find those prisoners.

But that house is coming down.

Sit it out?

What has happened to you?

What has happened to
you? You sound like her!

THEY happened to me, Jamie.

There'll be no coming
back from this.

You know that, don't you?

You can't save everyone, no
matter how much you want to.

You just can't.

I won't get in your way, then.

Jamie. You know
what I've realised?

All that time I thought you
were dead and you weren't.

I was dead to you.

And obviously, I still am.

DOOR SLAMS

You're not just attending
one event at Exodum,

you're joining a whole community
of extraordinary people.

Oh, that's Flute.
Trend forecaster.

Ticket sales were
slow to start with,

but as soon as we made it
invitation only, we sold out.

These people dislike two things
- carbohydrates and FOMO.

We've got 20 VIPs taking part in
our Premium Changemaker package.

WHISPERS: We're doing
it out at the island.

And we're charging triple
what you charge on the ships.

Wellness is a $4
trillion global industry.

Look around you.

Smell the disposable income.

INHALES

This is the future.

He thinks I've turned
you all against him.

I'm doing this for me.

For Cormac, for Ben, for Sophia.

I think I need to find
him before this kicks off.

No, if Beaker's coming,
then we don't have long.

If we're going to do this,
we need to move right now.

I need to bring him back.

Look, you go ahead.

Don't wait for me.

Do what needs to be done.

WHIRRING

WHIRRING CONTINUES

HE GROANS Oh!

THEY LAUGH

LAUGHTER ECHOES

Time to go.

I said, let's go, yeah?

My friend, open up! HE LAUGHS.

Back off! Come on!

Don't test me. Whoa!

Whoa.

No.

Is that who I think it is?

Come on.

Once you have the foundation
of sexual self-pleasure,

you'll be able to
incorporate the app

into a sexual
relationship with partner.

Now, is anybody
familiar with bukkake?

When there's no more room in hell,
the dead will walk the earth.

LAUGHS

Pippa Walsh.

Long time, no see.

I like the blonde.

Very nice.

It's not blonde.

It's pearly ash.

Shut it! Hey! Whoa, whoa!

We all good here? Mind
your f*cking business.

You putting hands on a woman

is my business.

Step off, my friend.
It's all right, Tristan.

I said, step off.

Argh! Oh!

Anyone can achieve
a hands-free orgasm.

Man. Woman. IN DISTANCE: Help!

Somebody!

That's for being a nosy b*stard!

Argh! Get off me! Get off me!

Help! Help! Somebody
help me! Help!

WHIRRING

WHIRRING STOPS

WHIRRING CONTINUES

HE WHIMPERS

TOY SQUEAKS

SCISSORS CLATTER

SCREAMS

SCREAMING CONTINUES

Argh!

SCREAMING ECHOES

DOOR OPENING

Where are the others?

It's just me. Excuse me?
Where are the others?

Look, don't worry.
We need to move, OK?

Just take me to this green room.

You seem upset. I'm fine.

Do you want to talk about it?

I'm really not in the mood
for a session, OK? Come on.

CHATTER ON RADIO

CHATTER ON RADIO

HE GROANS

I had no idea they'd be here!

This is ridiculous. I'm sorry.

I tried to get on the
blower to your boss.

This is your best guy?

Sorry, how many more
of them are out there?

You want to ruin this for
me. That's it, isn't it?

A maliciously motivated
attempt at sabotage!

He told me he'd taken the
Sacramentum group out,

and I haven't ruined anything!

You've turned this
place into a circus!

Is it bad? Is it that bad?

Is it? Who is
this?! Who are you?!

Tris.

Tristan!

We've... We've met before!

Oh! That is so bad!

Oh...! Ooh, it's happening
again. It's happening again.

I'm spiralling, I'm
spiralling. Breathe in.

Ground into Mother Earth.

This is going to
cost you. All right?

I've just had Invisalign, so, yeah,
I'll f*cking see you in court.

My mum's a teacher. Someone's
going to pay for this.

This is very, very not cool.

Who are these two?

Pippa Walsh and Olly Reyes,
her brother's boyfriend.

Get off me. Pippa?

Her name's f*cking Claire!

Did he just call you Pippa?

Be quiet, Tristan.

Remember your pranayama.
What is she doing?

I am enough, I am enough.

You are. Get a grip. You are enough.
He just said that your name's Pippa.

Claire Bear? What's she doing?

Who the f*ck are you?!
Tristan, shut your mouth!

Someone tell me what's going on!

Can we have the room,
please? No, I'm panicking!

Oh, for God's sake.

Wait, what the f*ck's going on? He
just said that your name's Pippa.

This is very, very
not f*cking cool!

HEAVY THUDDING

SHE GROANS

LOUD CLANG

Really?

I think I'm in love.

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

You all right?

sh*t. I... MUMBLES.

HE SIGHS

Right, Billy, get me
eyes inside the house

and keep your peepers peeled.

I want to know all the
Deverauxs are in there.

You keeping that
warm for me? Huh?

All right, ladies.

Once I use this, we've 15 minutes
to get well away before boom time.

Right, I'm going to reposition.

Don't even think about
leaving without me.

Would I do that?

Give me the thumbs up
when you get a visual.

I need them all in there,
the whole family. Yeah, yeah.

If you girls want to go on
ahead, I won't stop you.

I'm seeing this through.

Hang on.

What?

We're missing a g*n.

We had three. There's
only two here.

I can't believe you're...

Surprise.

Has Jamie...?

Yeah, we, erm...

We caught up.

Who are you?

I'm asking myself
the same question.

How long have you
been down there?

I don't know.

There was, like, 20 of
us on the first day.

They... They drugged us.

They just keep coming

taking us one by one.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, GATE OPENS

Get in there!

GATE CLANGS

Hey, Cormac. Oh, hey, Olly.

Almost there.

Just down here.

Is this it?

This is the green room.

Whoa, whoa!

What are you doing? Open it.

I-I was going to. Open it.

Where did you get that?

You are convincing,
but not enough.

KEYPAD BEEPS

And you're angry about something
and I think you may be projecting...

Did you actually think I was
going to fall for all that sh*t?

OK, just... Open it!

I'm trying.

Please, just...

KEYPAD BEEPS

DOOR UNLOCKS

Go.

GATE UNLOCKS

Jamie.

Olly.

No.

You can't be here. What
are you doing here? Jamie!

This is a nice
surprise, isn't it?

I hadn't expected you to
be this imprudent, though.

Hiding a g*n?

Jamie, look at you.

Look at you all.

I don't know about you,

but I can sense a
breakthrough coming on.

I wasn't sure you'd
come back to me earlier,

but few people are more reliable
than obsessives. Stay back!

You're not going
to sh**t me, Jamie.

It's not who you are.

Give it to me, I f*cking will!

Pee-ooh!

I'll leave you to catch up.

I need to prepare.

And remember, guys, growth comes
from a place of discomfort.

GATE CLOSING Get off!

Wait! Wait, no! No, you
can't leave us down here!

Don't hurt him! Please,
you don't understand! Hey!

SHOUTS ECHO

Hey! Listen to me!

Please, listen!

Listen to me!

Get off!

Hey! You're all going to die!

Come in, Karen.

Go for Karen. ON RADIO:
I've got eyes on the prize.

The family are in the house.

Light them up.

f*ck!

No, no, no, no. This
isn't happening.

No, this isn't happening!

JAMIE SHOUTS

Pippa, please

tell me we are not
under the house.

Do it.

CLOCK BEEPS