WEDDING RECEPTION
AMUDHA WEDS RAHUL
Happy married life.
- Congrats, dear.
- Thank you.
- Hi.
- Thank you so much.
Hi.
For a hundred years, the bride and groom
Must live lives of renown
Like a pair of cuckoos in an orchard
They must sing their love duet forever
Amudha, my grad school
friends are here.
Thank you.
- Congratulations!
- Hi! Thank you.
- Happy married life!
- Thank you.
Congrats!
Congrats, buddy!
- Happy married life!
- Thank you!
Happy married life, Uncle!
- Hi, Uncle! How are you?
- Hi! Congrats!
- Thank you.
- Don't leave without enjoying the food.
Come, Fathima!
Spare us two minutes, brother.
It's a personal matter.
Of course! Carry on!
Thank you. Come along.
Go!
Gen Z kids!
Please don't cause any trouble, Agan.
I'm not your lover anymore.
I'm another man's wife now.
Please leave.
Marry and be with whomever you want.
I don't care.
Just tell me why you dumped me,
and I'll leave right away!
So?
You think this is the right place
to ask me that?
You blocked me on Facebook,
Insta, and WhatsApp!
You changed your number!
You moved to another city
and got married!
How else do you expect me
to ask you this?
Should I wait until after the baby's born?
Agan!
Reason!
- Agan.
- Reason!
- Agan!
- Tell me the reason!
No human can deal with you!
Stop!
Oh no!
He tore off the nuptial thread!
Bro, what the hell!
Couldn't you tie it properly?
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Whatever the story
I'll be perfect, buddy
The fury I unleash will lead you
Straight to your maker
Straight to your maker
By mistake, sir!
By mistake, ma'am!
By mistake, sir!
- By mistake!
- Stop, you rogue!
- Sorry, sister! By mistake!
- Don't let him get away! Catch him!
He's going that way!
Grab him!
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
Touch me, and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling Proper style
Would anyone do this on purpose?
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
By mistake!
Whatever the story
I'll be perfect, buddy
By mistake!
The fury I unleash will lead you
Straight to your maker
- Exit, stage right!
- Don't let him get away!
Exit, stage left!
Exit, straight down!
By mistake!
If they get me,
they won't even spare my bones!
Here come the fireworks
My hand!
My leg!
My leg!
Here come the fireworks
My tricks will finish you off
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
Stop! A bunch of you
want to beat up one man?
Let's go one-on-one!
Give us the nuptial thread!
First, give me some space!
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
-My tricks will finish you off
-By mistake!
By mistake, sir!
Are you okay, baby?
Tearing off the nuptial thread
was a mistake.
But striking women
is an even bigger mistake!
Are you his wife or my wife?
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
Here come the fireworks
I'm the king of this jungle
Here come the fireworks
Get hold of him for a bit!
Hold him tight!
You tore off
the nuptial thread I put on her!
Move aside!
Out of the way!
Clear out!
Move!
- Get up!
- Catch him, sir!
- What's this fight about?
- Come on. Back off!
You ruffian, you think you can get away
with tearing off nuptial threads!
Wait! Quiet!
- Come along!
- Come.
Come!
Sorry, I overreacted.
If a girl doesn't like me,
she doesn't like me.
Reason be damned.
Oh, my God!
Happy married life.
Get him out of here!
Move aside! We've arrested him, right?
Move!
Get him away from here!
Sir? Agan?
Check inside.
Your tea, sir.
Sir? Agan?
Ask him.
- Sir? Agan?
- Ask the Inspector inside!
Sir?
Agan?
That wastrel who ruined a wedding?
Who are you?
His cousin.
His cousin?
Get his father here!
Go!
His father is no more, sir.
Then get your father!
He's his uncle, right?
My father is a little busy, sir.
He's busy?
Is he the district collector?
Minister, sir.
I don't understand.
Minister for Dairy Development.
Athiyamaan Azhagappan.
What are you saying, ma'am?
- Bring that guy over! Go!
- Yes, sir!
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Please sit!
No, it's okay, sir.
- Please sit!
- It's okay. I'll stand.
Where's the chap's shirt?
It got ripped in the fight.
Is there no other shirt?
No need.
For the heat, this is comfortable.
What the hell, man!
Why the long face?
I tore off her nuptial thread
by mistake!
Why not splash acid
on her face by mistake?
It would've calmed
you down even more!
Your anger is justified.
Sorry.
You walk into a fight
with a body like that?
Can you beat up even ten people?
Even if a hundred come,
I can take a beating.
Shameless creature!
Why are you turning right?
Born in an obscure village,
crossing many hurdles in politics,
he stands roaring like a lion today.
We're at Athiyamaan's den,
the Minister for Dairy Development.
Welcome to the home tour
of Minister Athiyamaan.
Alright, sir.
I know you're someone
who never forgets the past.
Please talk about your youth.
Why talk?
I'll show you!
- Welcome! Are you well?
- Greetings, sir!
Greetings!
- Vellore's women wing! Greetings!
- Please wait!
- Greetings!
- He'll be back!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
You divine giver
O generous mother
That's my youth in a nutshell!
From selling milk I milked myself,
I'm now the Minister of Dairy Development!
M. ATHIYAMAAN MILK
Alright.
And what about that bicycle?
That bicycle?
Excuse me! That's the chariot
that launched me on this life's journey!
And you talk about it so casually?
I'd ride this along selling milk,
in my vest and shorts!
"Your milk, ma'am!"
"Your milk, sir!"
"Your milk, brother!"
All well and good!
What is that place, sir?
KURALARASI MEMORIAL
My younger sister, Kuralarasi.
She is our family deity.
She's the first literate
in the history of our family.
It all came to nothing.
She accidentally fell into a well.
Gone too soon!
I'm sorry, sir.
She was always by my side
during my struggles.
Today, I am a rich man.
But she's not around
to enjoy my success!
That's why,
in honor of her memory,
I named my daughter Kuralarasi.
My nephew!
Who is that, sir?
Turn it off!
My sister's son! Here you go!
- Her son?
- No! My other sister's son!
He's shirtless!
And it's scorching out here!
What happened to you, dear nephew?
- Uncle, why did you call me?
- No big deal, nephew.
I had gone to Thoothukudi
for a political summit.
Thoothukudi is famous
for macaroons, yes?
Bring it over!
I bought some as your mom loves it.
Give it to her.
She'll relish it!
But don't tell her,
it came from me!
She'll rip you apart!
Thank you.
Hold on!
I've got something for you too!
Give me that.
Athiyamaan
Instead of lazing around,
use this to start a business.
Then you won't have any time
to tear off nuptial threads.
Who's lazing around?
He's an entrepreneur, Dad!
He's a useless fellow.
And you're his useless sidekick.
One can always spend their days
having fun, dear boy.
But you can't make
a career out of it, right?
Uncle.
In my book, a job is not
worth having if it's not fun.
Anything else is a burden.
It's time to go to work.
Save your sermons
for someone else!
You get into a brawl every day!
Who will clean this mess?
Here!
Poor cat!
Poor thing, indeed!
Wow!
Macaroons!
Where'd you get these?
You love them, right?
Dig in!
All these years, I never told him
I loved macaroons.
Did he give these to you?
What's wrong? They won't go down smooth
because your brother bought them?
You're still holding a grudge
because he hit you when you were a kid!
Isn't this a bit too much?
Stick to blowing balloons
for your show!
You're not old enough
to offer me advice!
Age isn't a sign of maturity!
Forgiving someone is maturity!
You struck my butt with a hot poker
so many times when I was a kid.
Didn't I forgive you?
Buzz off, ape!
Bye, Mommy Dearest!
Here you go, baby!
Eat up, sweety!
What's up, kiddo?
Off to school?
What's up, kiddo?
Off to work?
- Smart-a*s!
- Getting mocked by kids!
You made a mistake, buddy.
Had you kissed her
instead of tearing off her nuptial thread,
her husband
would've gotten you two married!
All my damn fate!
Don't sweat it, buddy.
That bleep doesn't know
your worth.
- Pull over.
- Why?
Pull over!
What's wrong?
What do you mean by bleep?
I don't get it.
Fill in the blanks.
Buddy.
Why are you so worked up?
I didn't mean to say it.
She's not your girl anymore, right?
She is my ex now.
Answer the question.
What is "bleep"?
- Is it option A?
- No, buddy.
- Option B, then?
- Buddy
Or is it option C?
Get off the street and fight!
What are you looking at?
Sir!
I'm sorry, sir!
Please don't do it, sir!
I'm so sorry, sir!
When is your wedding anniversary?
5th October, sir!
What is today's date?
5th October!
Happy wedding anniversary.
A surprise?
Hello!
Sis, he'll never forget the date!
Thanks, bro!
Will you forget it ever again?
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
Riding wave after wave
Time for a feast in my cave
Savor it, dude
Would I ever let you be
Shaken and stirred?
Strong and steady, dude
Paint the town blood red
Spread the aura thousandfold
Sorrows, you'll see plenty
But those will make you worthy
No one is superior to you, dude
Bring them down
If they see you as just another guy
Bring them down
If they see you as just another guy
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
I am the charmer
Who makes buds bloom
What else to say?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
I am the charmer
Who makes buds bloom
What else to say?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
All I want to do
Is to take care of you
With my yearning heart
I will soar beyond the sky
To show my love for you
He is my breath He is my speech
He makes my name sound sweet
He is the oxygen
That flows within me
Who is he?
The star of this town
Is he the one for me?
He is a wave A work of art
A radiant moon
His presence is an eternal light
Even in the dark shadows
He is both right and wrong
Is he the reason for me to smile?
Is he the reason?
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
I am the charmer
Who makes buds bloom
What else to say?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
Watch me pose in victory
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
I am the charmer
Who makes buds bloom
What else to say?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
Surprise, dude!
Lux, that guy in the hat,
is our client.
The surprise is for him!
Hello, sir!
Three, two, one. Lights off!
Lights on!
Lux, lights on, man!
Not these lights!
Turn around!
What's with this pose?
I've liked you a lot since I was a kid.
You had girlfriends in school
and college.
A slot has just opened up for me.
Shall we get married?
My knee hurts!
Answer quickly!
We've taken so many
bike rides together.
But tonight,
it feels so different!
For some reason,
I'm blushing a lot!
Shall we have tea?
Yes, please!
From now on,
anytime you want to smoke,
eat this chocolate.
You're a good girl, Kural.
Okay. What's the matter?
There's this matter.
"Matter"?
I don't think romance and marriage will
work out for us, Kural. Let's drop this.
Okay!
You expect me to fall for
your prank? Jeez!
This is no prank, Kural!
Very well! Okay.
Try better next time!
Hey, dummy!
I'm serious!
Listen, Kural.
Since we grew up together,
I've always seen you as my friend.
I don't see you as my life partner.
Then
Back on the train, you agreed. Why?
Got any common sense?
You proposed to me in public.
Who would be embarrassed
if I said no?
Try to understand, Kural.
I have zero feelings toward you.
Kural?
I'm sorry if I hurt you.
From my point of view,
friendship and love are different.
Chill, buddy.
I'm not hurt.
Why are you lying?
You are tearing up.
There's another reason for that.
Okay, bye.
See you tomorrow at work.
I won't come to work anymore, Agan.
Why?
You've got it all.
A cool dude!
You can easily dust off heartbreak
and keep going.
I am just an ordinary human.
I don't quite have the mental strength
to look at your face every day.
I need some time to heal.
You work on your career.
I'll go abroad
and pursue higher studies.
We'll see where life leads us.
We'll see. Bye.
I'll ask you one last time.
Is all this
A prank?
Okay.
Take care!
At the doorstep, you parted ways
I'm waiting for my life to depart
Gathering all the love in the air
With you, I shall share
As I keep running on and on
For me to lean on
For my aches to cease
Don't I have your shoulder?
Oh, the tears that fall
I can't bear it at all
As I keep running on and on
For me to lean on
For my aches to cease
Don't I have your shoulder?
Oh, the tears that fall
I can't bear it at all
Don't torment my eyes
Don't torment my heart
- Kural!
- A word will do
- Take care of yourself.
- Your word will do
Who gets the blame?
Whose fault is this?
Who has cast their evil eye?
Are you the only answer
To the question in me?
What is to become of my fate?
What is to become of my fate?
What is to become of my fate?
What will be my fate?
Treat!
-At the doorstep, you parted ways
-Give us a treat!
-I'm waiting for my life to depart
-Give us a treat!
Why did you turn her down?
He's stepped over the line.
-As I keep running on and on
-You'll never change!
For my aches to cease
Don't I have your shoulder?
Why did you reject
such a good girl?
- Didn't you think hard before saying yes?
- That is so wrong!
- Never thought you'd do this!
- Are you an idiot?
As I keep running on and on
For me to lean on
For my aches to cease
Don't I have your shoulder?
Oh, the tears that fall
I can't bear them at all
I keep hearing sad ballads
This isn't yearning
It's something else I can't fathom
The fervor is excruciating
Yet I don't want it to fade either
I feel like an orphaned child
Abandoned on an island
Here you go.
- Don't get drenched. You'll fall sick.
- Okay.
- Travel safe. Bye.
- Careful. Bye.
Is she a friend, bro?
Yes, bro. A friend.
She's my wife now.
Be it when I'm asleep
Be it when I'm awake
Be it when I see you in my dreams
Be it when our hands caress
Be it when our feet intertwine
Be it when our eyes meet
Feelings bubble to the surface
By the gallons
Feelings bubble to the surface
Feelings bubble to the surface
By the gallons
Feelings bubble to the surface
How long will you keep lying
to yourself?
Admit it.
You miss Kural.
Yes, I miss her.
Hell, I'd even miss this phone
if I lost it!
So what?
Feelings bubble to surface
By the gallons
Feelings bubble to surface
They've got us cornered, buddy!
- Help!
- Dogs!
Buddy, lift your legs.
They might bite!
Why are you barking?
Buddy!
Hey!
Get up!
Look at me!
Open your eyes, man!
Hey!
Buddy, I love Kural!
They say just before you die, life's
best moments flash before your eyes.
In those ten seconds
when I was on the brink of death,
only Kural's face
appeared before my eyes.
We've been telling you this
from the start!
Kural was the reason
for your life's best moments.
If you let her go,
there'll be no more moments.
Only memories.
But buddy,
isn't it wrong to fall in love
with a friend?
What do you think love is, buddy?
A face? A shape?
A size?
Friendship is love!
Some guys go crazy because they don't find
that friendship with their wives!
And here you are, pushing away
the angel who came your way!
Would a pig know the smell of a rose?
Why are we always
slow on the uptake, dude?
Not we! You!
I can't lie to myself anymore!
I've decided, buddy!
My journey between life and death
will be with Kural!
Thanks, guys!
You have enlightened me!
Thank you.
Good job!
As the earth
Vanishes away
As the divine
Appears ahead
It's time for celebration
Oh, fragrant breeze
Oh, flowing Tamil
Oh, joyous melody
I'll call you back, sister.
The guy who turned down my daughter
is not welcome here.
He should leave.
Even those who wish to wed their
maternal cousins aren't welcome here.
It's okay. Bye.
Son-in-law!
Son-in-law!
Stop, son-in-law!
Uncle, I love Kural.
I can't live without her.
My daughter's waiting over there,
just to hear these words!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Call her and talk to her!
Go ahead!
You talk to her, Uncle.
I hurt her a lot.
I feel very guilty.
I want to apologize to her in person.
Only then
can I have a normal
conversation with her.
Please talk to her.
If she consents,
make wedding arrangements.
I'll talk to her in person.
I'm cool with all that.
But will your mom agree?
Mom?
I bought this.
Please eat it.
Why is my little mouse sucking up?
Oh, dear!
Mom, I'm in love with Kural!
Please get me married to her.
Mom!
What matters more?
A quarrel between siblings or my life?
Mom, please.
- Please, Mommy Dearest!
- Hey!
Please, please.
Kural is a good girl.
Your life matters more to me.
My cutie patootie!
When will the bride get here?
She'll finish her semester exams
and arrive a day before the wedding!
- Auntie!
- Welcome!
- You must make it!
- Grandson won't tie the knot without us!
Amudha!
Don't panic!
I'm not here to cause trouble.
I came to invite you
to my wedding.
After humiliating me in front of
so many people,
you dare invite me to your wedding?
Don't you have any shame?
You know how important a nuptial thread
is to a woman?
You left your nuptial thread on the bed,
Amudha! Here!
On the bed!
On the bed, Amudha?
Brother!
Brother.
I've also had crazy thoughts of crashing
and ruining my ex's wedding.
But I didn't!
Why?
Because I'm not a psychopath like you.
Sorry, brother.
Just kidding!
Sorry, Amudha.
Sorry!
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm friendly,
but not that friendly!
Please attend the wedding!
Bring the sister along!
"Sister"?
Sorry, buddy. We won't be
attending your wedding.
We're leaving for Canada tomorrow.
He's been offered a job there,
- and we're planning to settle down.
- Yeah!
Okay. Come after the kids are born!
Whose kids?
Please don't misunderstand.
But
Could you please tell me
why you dumped me?
It keeps running
at the back of my mind!
It's better for you
if you don't know the reason.
- Taken all the betel leaves?
- Get in!
- Quit yapping and get in!
- Mom!
It's time to go! Why aren't
these creatures in the bus?
If I get them in one way,
they get down on the other!
If we are late,
I will cease to be human!
Oh, reincarnated one!
Kural has arrived from Bangalore!
Go see her first!
Come again?
Kural has arrived?
The dainty belle has reeled me in
With absolute ease
She has sent me floating in the clouds
Though the king of kings sought her out
But she fell for me
Her hypnotic eyes made me sway and fall
A hot intoxication floods over
Be it the sandalwood
Smeared upon the heart
Or vermilion adorning the temple
I saw it with my own eyes
I saw it all in you
Must I plead on all fours?
Or cradle and cuddle you in my arms?
You want my heart
What's with all that talk?
The dainty belle has reeled me in
With absolute ease
She has sent me floating
In the clouds
Though the king of kings sought her out
But she fell for me
Son-in-law!
A grappling game breaks out
Amid the damsel's tresses
The breeze that entered my courtyard
Flashes a bashful smile
I don't want this wedding, Agan.
Prank?
What happened?
Confusion.
Who's the boy?
Paari.
College mate.
My life turned hell without you, Agan.
I couldn't talk, hang out,
or laugh with anyone.
I couldn't even breathe.
That's when he came into my life.
We started hanging out as friends,
and a nice bond developed
between us.
Like a glue?
Fun.
Continue.
Suddenly, he proposed to me one day.
What did you say?
I wanted to say yes.
- But I didn't.
- Why?
You won't judge me, will you?
Depends on what you say.
That's when my father told me
about this wedding of ours.
Instantly, I was filled with confusion!
Do I really like Paari?
Or did I see him as a second option
because I couldn't have you?
Nothing makes sense!
Almost went crazy thinking about this!
At one point,
I felt the devil I know was better
than the angel I didn't know.
That's why I agreed to this wedding.
What's there to judge here?
People regret choosing the wrong guy
only after the wedding.
You did so before the wedding!
Smart girl!
I don't know if it's smart
or cunning, Agan.
But I knew one thing.
My confusion shouldn't spoil your life
and his!
That's why,
I chose to spoil my life
by committing suicide!
Dying is no longer an option for you!
What else can we do?
I don't know, Agan.
You don't know who to marry?
I don't even know
who I'm in love with!
If I die, what will you do?
Why say such a thing?
What was his name again?
Paari.
And what if he dies?
That's all, Your Honor.
Case closed.
It's him you love. Your mind is confused,
but your heart is clear!
Yes.
When I lost you,
I didn't k*ll myself.
But when I lost him,
I tried to k*ll myself.
Did I ask you that?
Invite him over!
Now what?
Just that,
how many people would be hurt
if we didn't get married?
Listen to me.
If you choose to marry someone you dislike
just to not hurt others, that's wrong.
It doesn't matter who gets hurt!
If you hold your ground and marry someone
you like, that's right.
It doesn't matter if anyone else is hurt.
You shouldn't be hurt.
Why would I be hurt?
I was never in love with you!
You weren't in love with me?
Nope!
Then why did you ask my dad
for my hand in marriage?
Did I ask that?
See the double game your dad played?
He came home and pleaded with
my mom to convince me to marry you!
If I wanted to marry someone,
I figured it might as well be you.
What was that again?
The devil I know
rather than the angel I didn't know?
That's you.
So, I agreed.
Your father is a world-class liar!
How the hell do you put up with him?
So, you have no feelings for me?
My point from that day
still stands.
Now and forever.
I have
Zero feelings for you!
Nice, buddy!
That's the magic of life!
When you told me you had zero feelings
that day, it hurt.
But today?
It feels good!
That day, I felt good,
but now it hurts.
What's that?
At the doorstep, you parted ways
I'm waiting for my life to depart
Gathering all the love in the air
You just keep losing!
Nothing is under our control, dude!
What matters
is the lessons we learn from it!
What have you learned?
If you deal with things in life
the wrong way,
life will give it back
to you the same way.
Don't repeat the mistake!
Eat!
If you didn't love me,
why did you kiss me?
What does love
have to do with a kiss?
Not just you. I'd have kissed anyone
I was set to marry!
Even if it's an arranged marriage,
how can I stay away from reproduction?
Lusty fellow!
So is everyone in the world!
Fine, go tell your father!
- Go!
- Hey!
- Come with me!
- It'd be odd if I did.
I'll feel brave if you're there.
Assume I'm with you. Now go.
Dad?
Yes, dear?
One second, Dad.
Dad, I'm not interested
in this wedding.
I love someone else.
Why tell me this at the last minute?
It's wrong of me to say it now.
But it'll get worse if I keep it from you
any longer!
Sorry, Dad.
Bring that boy over.
Instead of Agan, I'll get you married
to the boy you like.
Wow!
- My hero!
- You're my precious!
Like father, like daughter!
Who's the boy?
What do his parents do?
He has no parents.
- He grew up in an orphanage.
- That's okay!
Our relatives will become his relatives!
Any wealth?
No, Dad.
He's yet to earn his fortune.
No problem!
Our wealth will become his wealth!
What's his caste?
Dad?
Caste?
He's not from our caste.
I can't overlook that.
Even if you two get married,
his caste won't become
our caste, will it?
Plan canceled.
Agan is the groom!
Get ready for the reception tonight!
You're saying all kinds of stuff,
and I don't understand anything!
If you don't stop this wedding,
I'll tell everyone the truth tomorrow!
I swear on your aunt,
the one you pray to every day.
I'll definitely do it!
I was the one who k*lled
and tossed her into the well!
That's why Agan's mother,
my other sister,
refuses to talk to me even today!
Just like this, 30 years ago,
your aunt came to me,
and was hell-bent upon
marrying a lower caste boy!
When I told her
that if she married him, no one here
would vote for me. She didn't listen!
I dug my heels in and said
my rabbit had three legs.
She refused to budge
and said it was four.
I k*lled her.
Now tell me.
How many legs does your rabbit have?
You wonder why I pray to her
after having k*lled her?
A monk told me
"If you don't build her a memorial
and pray to her,
she'll return as a ghost
for revenge!"
You know, I'm scared of ghosts, right?
If I k*ll you now,
you won't come back
and haunt me, will you?
You won't haunt me, will you?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Tell me, I say!
Dad.
Uncle!
This was a prank!
What are you doing?
It was my idea to surprise you!
Look at this!
Even the phone's camera is on!
I also played a prank, son-in-law!
You surprise people all over the city!
Won't I know you'd try to surprise me
on the wedding day?
How was my performance?
- Terrific, Uncle.
- Oh my!
She's gone so pale!
There are no b*ll*ts in the g*n!
Got scared, dear?
There's a camera, right?
Move aside.
Come here.
Watch your step, dear boy!
Surprise, dude!
Isn't that how you do it?
Join me!
Ready?
One.
Two.
Three.
Surprise, dude!
Honor k*lling.
I'm scared!
I'm g*dd*mn terrified!
Oh my, oh my Bring on the booze
Chew on those fryums
As much as you desire
Oh, Mylapore belle
Why don't you drop me a smile?
One gaze of yours
Sets the stage on fire
One caress of yours
Makes one see heaven
Oh, Saidapet stud
You have me imprisoned in your charms
Just say the word
And we'll rule the night
The world shakes
When you twirl away
Oh my, oh my Bring on the booze
Chew on those fryums
As much as you desire
Oh my, oh my Bring on the booze
Chew on those fryums
As much as you desire
Oh my, oh my Bring on the booze
Chew on those fryums
As much as you desire
Don't worry. Paari is on the way
to get me out of here!
Kural!
Hi.
Hello, guys!
Agan?
Hi, Agan!
How dare you call him by name!
He's older than you!
Know that?
That's why he has a name, right?
- Yes.
- Silly.
So what's the plan?
Agan!
Don't worry. A car is waiting outside.
I'll get Kural out. Chill.
You'll get her out?
You know who her father is, right?
Do you know who Gaja is, buddy?
A minister from Karnataka.
- Karnataka?
- I know him well.
I just spoke to his right-hand man.
We just need to get there.
They'll handle it.
Is that him?
Absolutely!
If your uncle is considered a hill
in your city,
Brother Gaja is the hill in ours!
He is our Everest!
Shall we go?
Come, Kural!
Okay, buddy!
Bye!
See you, guys!
Bye-bye!
Dude!
Keep us company until we go downstairs,
so no one gets suspicious.
GROOM - C. AGAN
BRIDE - A. KURALARASI
What's wrong?
It's Gaja!
Bless me, my guru!
Your Everest seems to have crumbled!
Agan!
He is the Minister
for Electricity in Karnataka.
Gaja!
An old friend!
An old friend?
I am your humble servant!
You put in a good word for me,
and I got the job.
Stop!
Is there no limit to your loyalty?
How could I ever forget?
- My daughter. That's my son-in-law.
- Hello.
- Their friend.
- Hello.
Who's he?
Sir!
Don't you recognize me, sir?
Who are you, kiddo?
The caterer?
A friend of Sabari, sir!
Who is Sabari?
A relative of Das!
Das?
Your right hand
- Hey
- His brother, sir.
This has been my right hand
for 40 years, kiddo.
And this is my left hand.
A fraudster claimed to be me,
and seems to have
deceived him blatantly.
Yes, sir!
A fraudster!
He was taken for a ride.
Listen, son.
Henceforth, you can contact me directly.
Whatever you need,
you can reach me through him.
Because
Karnataka is under my control!
Only Karnataka?
Friends!
Friends!
Come on!
Come along!
Come on! Come on!
Please come here!
Please come!
All ministers!
Different states!
Sandeep Unni.
-Kerala's Minister of Transportation
-Hello.
Hello!
Telangana's Minister
of Information Technology!
He is the Minister
of Education from Maharashtra.
- Greetings!
- My dear friend!
D.K. Mishra.
A Minister from Delhi.
Viraj Nath!
Finance Minister!
All India.
Want to go anywhere in India
for your honeymoon? We're here for you!
Naughty!
Selfie!
All India selfie!
Pan India selfie!
Come on!
Please come!
Come! Come on!
What do we do, big brother?
What do we do, big brother?
I can't hear you.
Don't worry, Paari.
Agan will unite us.
Yes, big brother. Only a few
of our guys are at the back gate.
If you start a fight
and help us get on a bus,
I can get Kural out of here.
A fight in a wedding hall
is right up your alley, right?
Fight? Kiddo!
Cops, special ops, political cadres.
There are at least a hundred of each!
- Okay.
- Yeah?
Yes, big brother.
Very well.
Assume I do succeed
in getting you both out,
where will you go?
With the kind of power her father wields,
just your Aadhar card is enough.
He'll hunt you down wherever you hide
in India and tear you apart.
Do you really want him?
Big brother, my journey between
life and death
will only be with her.
I didn't ask you.
Yes, I do, Agan.
We only have one option.
You both go abroad.
Overnight? Without getting a visa?
Yes! Fifty countries provide
a visa-on-arrival for Indian citizens.
You don't need to get visas for them!
Thailand, Fiji, Malaysia, Madagascar,
and Mauritius!
Tickets available tonight!
Go to Thailand.
Shall I buy tickets for
both of us as well?
Gorgeous girls there!
I'll give you one tight smack
with a smile on my face.
The flight is at 3:00 a.m.
You get Paari to the airport.
After everyone's asleep,
I'll get Kural there by midnight!
Okay.
Come on.
Big brother.
Can someone go abroad without a passport?
Come again?
I don't have a passport.
Haven't even applied for one yet.
You know how to make women fall for you,
but you forgot to get a passport?
You forgot to get a passport?
- Please don't!
- You forgot to get a damn passport?
- Please!
- How could he forget that?
- You forgot to get a bloody passport!
- Agan, no!
- A g*dd*mn passport!
- Please, relax! I'm sorry!
Sorry!
I ought to slap myself!
- I ought to slap myself!
- No! Don't!
Put it back on, big brother!
Why do this?
- You forgot to get a passport?
- Listen!
How could you forget to apply
for a godforsaken passport?
How could you forget to apply
for a godforsaken passport?
Hey!
They want the bride and groom
at the reception.
But look at you.
You're out here romancing!
We're young lovebirds! Leave us alone!
Go on!
- We'll be there!
- Please, big brother!
I'm sorry!
Please let go!
Please.
Come on!
Just for one song!
- I don't want to join in!
- Come on!
- I said no!
- At least you should come, Kural!
She won't come! Buzz off!
I'll whack you!
A stallion once locked away
Is now in the midst of a rampage
Can you step up at this time
To bring it back under control?
A parrot is trapped in a cage
Unlock that cage and set it free
Check the holy almanac
Find a date for the wedding festivities
I cannot sleep
Without leaning on your chest
Take hold of me
Embrace me like only you can
Shower me with kisses
Every moment without pause
My dusky stud
Cute!
If I don't dance,
they'll know something's off.
Surprise!
Arrest him!
Her fault! Not mine.
We've arrested you, son-in-law!
g*ns down!
Honey from the hills, Mr. Groom!
You know what it's for, right?
To lick it up, right?
Superb!
Mr. Groom!
Here you go, dear boy!
Give me the sword, son-in-law.
- Please go and eat.
- Yes, sir!
- Don't get worked up!
- Lovely! Go on!
So, dear,
tonight
You plan to elope
with your lover, right?
Is this another prank, Uncle?
Prank?
Am I not a bit too old
to play pranks on you?
What you both did this morning
wasn't a prank.
It was real.
Your lover is somewhere
around here, isn't he?
This is how you pull a prank!
What you tried this morning was pathetic!
Sir.
Sir!
Mr. Funny Bunny!
Hi! Congrats!
Wish you all the best.
- Catch you later?
- Thank you.
Big brother, I have an idea!
What is it?
We can't live anywhere in India
because her dad's too influential, right?
Correct.
We can't go abroad
tonight either. Correct?
Correct!
You don't have a passport, remember?
- No g*dd*mn passport, right? Passport...
- Please calm down.
If this wedding doesn't happen
tomorrow morning, we're doomed. Correct?
A hundred percent correct.
Get to the point!
So
So?
So
So?
- You marry Kural.
- Hey!
Let's dodge this b*llet first!
Then we get passports and go abroad!
Pretend your wife ran away
after a few days, and get remarried!
You have your life.
We'll have ours!
What say! I trust you and Kural!
Don't worry! Good morning!
Is it a yes or no, sweetie?
Is it a yes or no, sweetie?
I don't understand.
I want you to enter into
a fake marriage.
I understood that.
Do you understand why I said,
"I don't understand"?
You dumb
If you love her,
you should marry her.
Why must I marry her?
Good choice, dear!
He wants you to marry me this month,
and he'll elope with you next month!
What am I? A plantain tree?
Just something to tie
a nuptial thread to and leave?
Honor matters to me!
Please look there, dear.
Your father's g*ng. They're all
standing there like The Avengers!
I'll let you decide.
Life or Honor?
- I choose life.
- Yes!
But honor matters to me!
Shameless people!
I help you out
of the goodness of my heart!
But you intend to make me
a sacrificial lamb!
- No!
- Nothing like that!
This is your affair!
Give your lives for it! Leave me alone!
I offer him refuge out of pity,
and he expects a mattress and a meal!
Big brother!
You needn't commit suicide!
Your father will take care of that!
Bye-bye!
Son-in-law!
Where to?
A smoke.
Want a lighter?
Ask him to wait, Kural.
Either this wedding will take place
tomorrow, or we'll die.
I know Agan.
He won't leave me hanging.
No!
To take care of you is all I seek
With my yearning heart
I will soar beyond the sky
To show my love for you
She is my breath
She is my speech
She makes my name sound sweet
She is the oxygen that flows within me
Who is she?
The epitome of perfection
Is she the one for me?
She is a wave A work of art
A radiant moon
Her presence is an eternal light
Even in the dark shadows
She is both right and wrong
Is she the reason for me to smile?
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
Why'd you show up in a suit
after saying you didn't want this wedding?
You want to unite your wife
with her lover?
The mere thought of it
feels vulgar!
Buddy.
In 2025, what's truly vulgar is a father
who wants to k*ll his daughter
for marrying a guy he disapproves of,
and a society that lets this happen!
Not me!
Paint the town blood red
Spread the aura thousandfold
Sorrows you'll see plenty
But all that's to make you worthy
No one is superior to you, dude
Bring them down
If they see you as just another guy
Bring them down
If they meddle with your history
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
What else to say?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
Shameless creature!
More than my honor,
your life is what matters to me.
Take it to the prayer room.
Put this on the Lord's picture.
Did you like the place?
Come, dear.
- Welcome!
- Beautiful house, son!
Sister dearest.
Please talk to me at least today.
Our next generation has come together.
How long will you hold this grudge?
What do you want me to say?
I'm holding all of it within!
Your daughter has my respect.
Not you!
- Travel safely, all of you. Bye.
- Take care. See you.
Agan.
No more running to your mother's side,
those days are gone.
You're a husband now.
Be responsible.
Be understanding.
Above all,
treat her with respect.
The pride of having raised you right
is the only wealth I have.
You must safeguard it.
Got it?
The property documents.
A gift from me!
Why all this for me?
Not for you, son.
Why all this for me, Dad?
Not for you either, dear.
It's for my heir who will arrive
in the next ten months!
Should there be any delay
in my heir's arrival
Catch!
He must arrive!
Hands up!
Why are you late?
What do you mean?
You call yourself a close friend!
Can't you come on time?
You came after
the milk warming ceremony is over!
I came to have some milk, sir.
- Go drink it quickly!
- Yes, sir.
The groom might finish it!
Okay, sir.
Big brother?
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Easy!
My passport, big brother!
Two tickets for Thailand.
- Which flight, sir?
- Next flight.
Return date, sir?
No return!
Return ticket compulsory, sir.
On arrival visa, you can stay in Thailand
for only 30 days.
Exceed that
and you'll end up in jail.
Hold on!
One more time!
Now point it!
Greenland! Correct?
Jail is okay.
Sorry, sir.
Not allowed.
If you intend to stay abroad for long,
you'll need a work visa.
What's the procedure to get a work visa?
If you have any job offers or sponsors,
you can get a work visa.
Do you know anyone
who lives abroad?
What do you have against
nuptial threads?
Good thing I didn't attend
this screwed-up wedding!
Amudha, please!
Please help!
Don't worry, brother!
I'll arrange jobs and accommodations
for both of them in Canada.
Immediately apply for visas for them.
If you apply now, you'll have it
in four months.
Thank you, brother.
How do I repay you?
I catch your pain, brother!
I've also had a heartbreak.
Twelfth grade!
Fathima?
Fathima's husband?
Are you at Fathima's house?
Coming!
At least tell me now.
Why did you dump me, Amudha?
ID proof, bank statement, employment
letter. Are you sure you have all of it?
- Check!
- Oh no!
My medical certificate is missing!
The hospital will send it directly
to the embassy.
Right! Okay!
Thanks!
Hey.
Her visa will easily be approved.
She has vacationed in at least
ten countries!
This is your first time!
Mess this up,
and you're dead meat!
Don't worry, big brother!
Good morning!
Thank you, ma'am!
I mean, sorry, ma'am!
You're looking nice, ma'am.
- Hi. Good morning.
- Hello, ma'am.
They've gone to get a visa.
Excellent, isn't it?
Why laugh in the middle of the street?
I'm crying, doofus!
Fabulous!
You are now an NRI groom!
Didn't I tell you?
You know what this is?
- No, sir.
- Your medical report from the hospital.
It says
you are two months pregnant.
But you didn't mention this
in your application. Why?
Pregnant?
Are you joking, sir?
So you had no idea
you were pregnant?
Go check that first.
Then you can go to Canada.
Okay?
Pregnant?
The thing where your belly grows big,
and there is a baby inside?
That pregnant?
Didn't I warn you
the other day against it?
All his fault!
She's lying through her teeth!
Can a thread enter
without a needle's consent?
Your fault!
Didn't you enter the room the other day?
You asked me to bring fruit!
So I did!
I should've just eaten it and gone!
Then you asked me
to bring more fruit!
- Hey!
- Am I the only one at fault?
You did nothing, right?
- Look where he got us!
- Us?
I'm running from pillar to post for you
on an empty stomach!
And you're happily procreating?
Don't get worked up, Agan!
We didn't mean for this to happen!
Accidental pregnancy!
Accident?
Is this a road
for cars and buses to collide?
Come here.
You'll beat me up.
- How old are you?
- Twenty-four!
Twenty-four?
I'm 28!
You've seen things in life
that even I haven't yet, yes?
Thanks.
- Thanks?
- No, big brother!
"Thanks"?
My shirt's buttons are undone!
I feel ashamed!
But it was all comfy when
you undid your buttons at home!
Get over here!
How did a baby get in here?
How? Goddammit!
Couldn't you find another womb
to pop out of, you rascal?
Why are you getting worked up
as if she's your real wife?
Actually, you're right.
You're both adults.
Your body, your rights.
But my concern is
She can reapply for a visa
only four months later.
Her belly would grow bigger.
Her father would find out.
High risk.
Honor k*lling.
Just get an ab*rtion!
Accidental pregnancy, after all!
What is it?
Even if it was by accident,
a baby has been conceived.
Motherly feelings.
Feelings!
She says it's motherly feelings, right?
This is an issue
between husband and wife!
Get going!
Listen to me!
You claim motherly feelings!
He'll claim fatherly feelings!
And your father will claim
grandfatherly feelings!
Is it my job to satisfy you all?
These damn tears!
That's what deceived me!
Fool me once, shame on you!
Fool me twice, shame on me!
These fake tears won't fly anymore!
- March straight to the hospital!
- Big brother!
Do you understand or not?
When this child is born,
everyone will call it a bleep child!
Look.
You were right to slap me.
I mouthed off in a fit of rage.
I'm sorry.
In the same vein,
I made a valid point as well.
Please consider it.
We can do an ab*rtion,
but there's a small problem.
Her uterus is pretty weak.
She has PCOD.
If you choose to abort now,
there's a 90% chance
you'll never conceive again.
But there is a 10% chance, right?
If you put it like that,
there's 100% no chance!
It's alright, Doctor.
Proceed with the ab*rtion.
ab*rtion canceled.
I don't wish to use anyone.
I say this as the mother of this child.
Abort it.
As the child's father,
I say don't abort it.
My body, my right.
Abort it, Doctor.
Listen to me.
When I first suggested ab*rtion,
I was being practical.
But now, it's criminal!
I'm like a father to this child, right?
Try to understand.
Like a father?
What are you saying?
I said something,
but you heard something else! Wait!
The visa will be here in four months.
- We got this.
- Excuse me? Visa?
No way!
Her uterus is very weak!
She is in no condition to travel
anywhere until the baby is born.
Backing down has
never been my style.
I'll face whatever comes our way.
Come!
Abort it, Doctor.
Right.
Start the procedure, nurse!
Doctor!
That's just a formality.
An adult woman needs
no one's signature!
You come along.
Let's go, ma'am.
You won't listen to me,
but you'll listen to your father, right?
Hey!
Give it to me!
Jio SIM!
Okay, Google.
Call Father-in-law!
Calling Father-in-law!
Let's not abort, big brother!
Please!
Please understand!
Congratulations.
You've become a father.
Thanks, big brother!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Son-in-law!
Let go! Hug the person who did it.
Son-in-law!
I meant your daughter!
Kural!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
You ask me, and I let go
Go and live the life you desire
I fell in love with you
Even though I lost
My love lives on
Even if you go away
My love will still be around
You ask me, and I let go
Go and live the life you desire
You puny fellow!
Move! Let my
granddaughter watch TV!
Puny? Really?
He got her pregnant just
three months into the marriage!
Move!
Here! Congratulations!
You've become a father!
You swooped in
without wasting any time!
Superb, buddy!
You did it!
Paari is the father, buddy.
What does she see in that bleep
to fall in love with?
And you're itching to unite them!
What does he have or doesn't
hardly makes a difference.
She loves him.
That's all that matters.
Sounds cringey?
I don't blame you.
Cringing at someone else's feelings
is the trend, yeah?
That's okay.
Love left my heart eternally yearning
You may have hurt me, but I smile on
Who do I blame?
Fate tears my soul
You made a home in my heart
Which is now but an empty nest
I saw your fingers laced with
Someone else's
I set off with a heavy heart
Not so long ago
Your life revolved around me
But today, I am a nobody
I suffer, dear
I let you walk away from me
Did it ever cross your mind
to say yes when I first proposed?
Did it cross your mind?
I'm glad you turned me down!
What you said is right.
Love won't work out between us.
Zero feelings.
Only friendship!
Paari!
Who's on the line?
We may never meet again
But come what may
I hope you do well
I may dither and wither away
But at least you'll be fine
You moved on with someone new
While I walked away with a broken heart
- Thanks, Paari.
- I don't know how to move on
But you move on
Ask me not what I will do
Do not turn your gaze this side
I'm blessed with all the love that's left
I wish you well
Move aside!
Make way!
Hang on!
- Move!
- Nobody comes in! Wait here!
My boy!
Are you the father of the child
that's about to be born?
Isn't that so?
Your wife is in agony!
And you just sit here
like a damn statue!
Look there!
You're not even a quarter as anxious
as that guy over there!
Hey!
Why are you pacing up and down
as if it's your child that's being born?
Even the baby's father is relaxed!
What's with you?
Step aside!
Who is this guy doing needless crap?
Who is the child's father?
Jesus Christ!
Who is the patient's husband?
You want the child's father
or the patient's husband?
Oh, come on!
- It's me, go ahead.
- Come in!
I don't understand.
The patient is a nervous wreck!
Your presence will calm her down! Come on!
It's okay. Let her panic!
Go see what
she's going through now!
Wasn't everything perfect
when it suited you?
It was excellent! Care to join?
Buzz off, you moron!
I never got such a chance
in my day, son-in-law!
Go inside and learn!
- Go!
- Learn?
Go, dear.
Shouldn't you learn how hard it was
for me to give birth to you?
Why did you give birth to me?
Go in, son-in-law!
Go in, son-in-law!
Quit making a fuss and go in!
Go and learn!
Are they building wells here?
Give me a hand!
Come!
Give me a hand!
Give a hand!
- Go, son-in-law!
- Please don't, please don't!
- Help her out.
- Yeah!
Push harder!
- Come on!
- Push!
Look here!
Relax!
Breathe in and out!
- Hey, stupid!
- Sorry!
Get over here!
Bring him here, nurse!
Auntie!
Don't worry! The baby's head
will be visible any second!
What the hell are you doing?
Push!
Legs open!
Leave me out of this!
- Agan!
- Push, push!
I'll feel braver if you're here. Please!
Okay, Doctor.
One more!
Last push!
Give one last push!
Almost there!
Come on, push!
Push harder!
Aren't you a good boy?
A healthy baby!
Please move.
It's a boy.
Look at your mother, darling.
Here you go!
She's given birth to a son.
Put me down, sir!
Congrats, sir.
The baby has six fingers.
Very lucky!
Oh, my God!
My grandson!
His nose, ears, eyes, and mouth
look exactly like those
of his father!
You're doing this on purpose,
you blind hag?
Yes, dear!
What is it, dear?
Everyone out! Mother and baby
might catch an infection! Go!
You wanted to go to the temple, right?
The cab's downstairs.
- Okay.
- As if this baby is different
from any other baby in the world!
- And he's chasing us out!
- Get going!
Scram! Like your mustache
needs a comb!
Come along!
Can you take our picture, brother? Come!
Smile, please.
Dearest Father!
So you've been reborn
as my grandson?
Why do you look so shocked?
Six fingers! Just like my father!
My grandson has it too!
My father has been reborn, hasn't he?
Tell me!
My father has been reborn!
Yes, Father-in-law.
Your father has been reborn.
Mr. Caterer!
Why are you here?
To take a picture, sir.
Superb!
Click away! This way!
A little higher, sir.
- No, raise it a bit more.
- Like this?
A little upwards.
A little
Let me help.
Hey.
Don't you dare touch the child.
Just take the picture!
Sorry, sir.
KURALARASI MEMORIAL
Your visa is approved!
Maadasaamy, Maadasaamy, Maadasaamy!
Such a big celebration
for a name like Maadasaamy!
You're laughing at me?
I'm the one who's supposed
to laugh at you!
You've got two fathers now.
Want two surnames too?
Shameless fellow!
Look! Uncle Lux got you
a hip chain!
Why would I buy that
for a random guy's son?
Your mother bought it
for her so-called grandson!
Oh well, don't mind the venom!
Pure venom! Nothing else!
You're busy playing nanny
to another man's baby
while his mommy and daddy
are getting all lovey-dovey!
Bloody hell!
Why would you do that?
Why jinx it, buddy?
They make such a cute couple.
Too many evil eyes around!
Shall we move over there?
Hey.
So all this doesn't hurt you?
Or are you just pretending you're okay?
Peace and peace.
Peace upon peace.
Lux!
Lux, you buffalo!
Come here!
Let's eat!
What's wrong?
Come!
Eat well!
God knows when I'll get to serve you
like this again!
What are you staring at?
I'm leaving for Canada tonight!
- Don't you know?
- Oh!
Look there, Paari!
Look at him go. Playing with
that baby like it's his own!
The clown outfit suits him well!
Had dinner?
Nope. I haven't eaten yet.
You go ahead.
How?
Do you eat food
or something else?
Tell me upfront if you're trolling me.
No one's trolling you, ma'am.
You've been trolling him
for a long time!
When he came to profess his love,
you trolled him by claiming to love
someone else!
You trolled him
by making him marry you.
You trolled him with the pregnancy!
And now,
while he changes diapers,
you troll him by calling him a clown!
And you call yourself human!
Agan was in love with me?
Yes!
He was in love with you!
It was wrong of him to reject you!
But in response, you rejected him too!
Who gave you the right to use him
like a disposable cup?
You'll fly off to Canada and get busy
making another baby!
Who would marry him now?
You've ruined his life!
Zero feelings.
What you said is right.
Love won't work out between us.
Zero feelings. Only friendship!
Look in the mirror!
Look at yourself!
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo
When your mom was a kid,
she used to cry a lot,
and I'd always make her laugh.
When you cry,
I make you laugh as well!
Your mom will forget about me
when she goes to Canada!
But you won't forget me, will you?
I'm your father too.
Okay!
Shall we take a selfie?
One last selfie!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry
Run away, doo, doo, doo
Run away...
Paari and I have reached
the airport, buddy.
Where are you guys?
- Ten minutes.
- Okay, buddy.
I know you're in love with me.
I know you know.
I just pummeled that shithead
for breaking it to you.
So you're a martyr
and I'm a traitor?
Mr. Lovelorn Romeo!
Why do you care so much about me?
Don't flatter yourself.
All guys naturally tend to do this.
Do what?
Get married to a girl they love
and then unite her with her lover?
Men want the women
they love to be happy.
Oh
Do women really wish the men
they loved would fall apart?
Why take on this feminist angle
with no connection whatsoever?
Lunatic!
Past is past!
Very well.
Past is past!
Let's discuss your future.
How does your life look
after I go?
What do you mean by life?
Romance, marriage, children, family,
all that jazz!
Good joke!
Here.
Passports, visas, and tickets
for three of you.
Happy journey.
All that spouses need is harmony
Without it, your life will be
Full of sorrow
But if it's found
Isn't that when you truly marry?
If not, just live a life of solitude
Even if you have plenty and prosperity
Even if you have kith and kin
When two hearts fail to heal
Marriage becomes a bitter pill
A hundred years
She got me scavenging!
What are you trying to do?
I've decided.
I won't leave till I find
a suitable bride for you!
You dumb
Be practical!
Is what's happening now
in our lives practical?
Tell me!
Is it practical?
Shut up!
Open your mouth again,
I'll run you over, you wretch!
Baby shark, doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo
I can't bear to watch you become
a Romeo and destroy your life over this!
Go to hell if you can't!
It's my life!
I'll end up as Romeo or a No-meo!
Who are you to question that?
Who am I?
Sir!
I'm your wife, sir!
Isn't it a wife's duty to ensure
her husband is set for life?
Please understand, Kural!
There is no room for
another woman in my life.
- Let's go.
- Why isn't there room?
"Why isn't there?"
Not interested.
How did you lose interest after having
girlfriends in school and college?
I don't get it either.
There may have been a hundred girls
in my life before you.
But I can't imagine even one girl
in my life after you.
Why is that?
Look.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me, damn it!
It's set in stone,
we will not be together in this life.
What to do?
When I proposed,
you didn't reciprocate my love.
When you proposed,
I didn't respond in kind.
Our damn fate!
Now what?
We don't have a time machine
to change this, do we?
I'm not worth losing your mind over!
Understand this, Agan!
You've started considering heartbreak
as an addiction!
Any form of addiction
will destroy a man's life!
We don't need that!
We don't need that.
Please delete me from your mind.
Quit moping like
a heartbroken Romeo,
and go back to being the Dude!
The stud everyone loves!
It's okay
Okay!
And that's a wrap on the sports news!
Time for the flight!
Let's go!
Sorry, Agan.
I can't bid farewell at the airport
like other girls!
Backing down is not my style either.
I'll leave only after I find you
a suitable girl!
Let's both be happy.
Or let's both ruin our lives.
Dot.
Here! Sign it.
- Divorce?
- Then what?
Who'd marry you if you were still married?
- Sign!
- Will you sign it or should I?
I'll do it!
Click it!
She's the one!
You got divorced within a year?
Did your wife t*rture you?
Had any affairs?
Are you not man enough?
Then why a second marriage?
Not a second marriage.
A first marriage.
The previous was a fake marriage.
She's my wife.
He is her lover.
Hi!
And this is their son.
Maadasaamy.
Maadasaamy.
You crazy?
Actually, I'm also in love
with someone.
Would you fake marry me and help me
unite with my boyfriend?
Sure.
Just remember,
your wedding night's with me!
Are you still looking for girls
on matrimonial sites?
90s kids!
Tinder!
I'm not interested in marriage.
Are you cool with
a casual relationship?
Cut it off!
Are you cool with
an open relationship?
Open?
How much open do you want?
You're average-looking in person.
In photos, you looked good.
Look carefully.
I'm average-looking in photos as well!
You are a pervert!
This damn guy!
- He's messing up on purpose!
- Easy!
A girl actually said yes
despite knowing all this?
She said yes
only after knowing all this!
Who is she?
Her!
Her?
Why are you wearing a sari
as if you're a woman?
Get us some onion samosas!
Don't be insensitive!
Come here!
Sit down!
Talk frankly.
If you like her, that's great!
If you don't, no problem.
We'll continue searching! Okay?
Good boy!
Come, Paari!
Stop smiling!
She'll find out!
Sister?
You're finding random girls
for Agan.
Why don't you consider me?
How's my performance?
How many Oscars do you want?
Keep your Oscars!
Where's the Polaroid camera
I asked for?
Bribes, bribes, bribes!
I had it flown down
from the Delhi vintage market!
Camera phones are
not good enough for you?
It's this tin can you truly desire.
It's a vibe, man!
You won't get it!
Come! Let's take a picture!
Smile!
See!
Not interested.
Let's go!
Get up!
The thought of seeing you
as a family man makes my heart full!
Paari!
Our mission is complete!
- Now book the flight tickets!
- Yes!
Who applied for a divorce?
- The thing is...
- Hey!
Sir.
Kural or Agan?
Your daughter, sir.
Please don't get worked up, sir!
Given your blood pressure,
you might get a heart attack!
You've just started packing?
Make it quick!
Standing like a buffalo in a storm!
DAD
Dear.
I miss my dearest father.
Could you bring over the little one?
The damn guy is going on
and on about father and brother!
What is it?
Buddy, I feel like
seeing him one last time.
Ma'am!
We're doing this to escape from him!
Forgot that?
Hey!
This is the limit!
I'm getting pissed! Plonk that brain
back into your head and come!
Once we go to Canada,
I'll never see him again!
Please!
You drew that weapon out?
Come, dear!
Come to me. Come on.
Come over, Father!
Sit down, dear.
Come on.
There, there!
Hold on!
Okay.
Take him inside.
Divorce?
This is a prank, isn't it?
Do I look like a moron?
- Tell the truth!
- Dad!
- Tell me!
- Dad.
What's going on here?
Tell me, what's going on?
I k*lled my sister.
How long would it take me
to k*ll you?
Tell me!
It's me!
I asked her to file for divorce!
I don't get it.
I told her to file for this.
- Why?
- Why?
I'm bored with your daughter.
That's why!
- You got bored?
- Sir!
He's been looking for a bride online
for a week! Look at this!
On top of that, they say he is involved
with a colleague!
True that.
Be honest.
As if
you haven't touched anyone
other than your wife?
What did you say?
He deserves to get k*lled!
Let go!
- Don't do it, sir!
- Let go of me!
- What did you just say?
- No, sir!
Let him go, sir!
- No, sir!
- Please, don't!
- Let go of me!
- Don't do this!
- Let go of me, I say!
- Sir, no!
- Let go of me!
- Please don't do this, sir!
Sir, don't!
This is all my fault, Dad!
Are you trying to goad him
into k*lling me?
Let go of me!
He'll k*ll the kid
if he learns the truth.
He'll k*ll him.
Auntie!
Agan is getting beaten up over there!
- Bored with her?
- Dad!
Bored with her?
How dare you say such a thing!
How dare you!
Do you know who you are
talking about?
Bored with her?
He says he got bored with her!
I won't rest until I k*ll you!
- Bored with her?
- Dad!
You talk about my daughter like that?
- Bored with her?
- Hey! Stop it!
Somebody hold him back!
- What happened?
- I'll k*ll you!
- What's with the savagery?
- Stop!
- I'll k*ll you!
- Stop!
Why hit him?
What's wrong?
Get up! My dear boy!
What happened, son?
What happened, son?
What happened?
Why are you beating him up?
It seems your son is
bored with my daughter!
So he found another girl!
Who the hell are you talking about?
What are you saying?
I've raised him!
Why are you lashing out at me?
Why don't you ask him?
I don't need to ask him!
Wouldn't I know about my own son?
It's true, Mom.
A fatherless upbringing!
He has shown his true colors!
k*ll him right here!
Come, dear.
Don't worry, darling.
Eat.
I'll find you a suitable boy
from our caste.
Eat, dear.
What the hell do you guys want?
Does one need a divorce
in order to remarry?
You can do that
even if he's dead, right?
Tonight, his corpse will float
in the sea.
Buddy!
He did nothing wrong!
It's all my fault!
I'm in love with Paari!
Had I told you,
you'd have k*lled me.
So Agan and I got married.
Paari is the father of this child.
Other than helping me,
Agan has done nothing wrong!
If you want to k*ll someone,
k*ll me!
But please don't hurt him!
Please spare him!
He's innocent!
Please, Dad!
Stop it, guys!
Our boss wants us to k*ll Paari!
Go finish him off!
Bloody pranking me?
Brother, don't!
Please don't do this, brother!
Please don't!
Oh, no!
Big brother!
You okay?
It's me, big brother!
I know!
I wanted to do that for a long time!
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
You want to k*ll me?
Go ahead!
I won't k*ll you.
Want to know why?
My lineage needs a legitimate heir.
I need you for that.
You're not the one who must die.
Come on, guys!
Kick their asses!
Whip every last one of them!
Hey!
Buddy!
Dearest Father!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, my dear friend
Happy birthday to you
- Thanks, Doctor.
- Thank your grandson.
No one knew you lost consciousness
after a heart attack.
I don't know how that baby
made sense of this.
Risking his life, he crawled
onto the highway, crying incessantly.
When people tried to save him, they
found you and brought you to the hospital.
Anyway, you'll be fine
in a couple of days.
Okay?
Take care.
Your father is fine now.
Let him rest for a while.
Then you may see him.
Enough is enough, Agan.
We'll go and survive somewhere!
If he hunts us down and kills us,
so be it.
Why are you crying?
Who's crying?
The nuptial thread she wears
belongs to one man.
The child in her womb
belongs to another.
Think of my predicament
as a father!
Sir!
Think of my predicament
as a husband!
How would I feel?
Is this your daughter's fault?
It's yours!
Was I wrong to hope she'd stay
connected to the family?
She needs to let go of the family.
She needs to venture out
and bring new members into our family!
That is the right thing!
Don't think I'm advising you.
Even a dog, guided only by instinct,
chooses its own mate.
And your daughter,
with all her intelligence and emotions
Should she start a family
only with your permission?
Nonsense!
Look!
The baby you tried to k*ll
saved your life today.
Who cares who his father is?
He's your daughter's son!
So technically,
biologically,
and scientifically,
he is your grandson.
There, there.
Even so, shouldn't the nuptial thread
be respected?
Nope.
It doesn't deserve that honor.
Only the feelings of the girl who wears it
deserves that respect.
How old are you?
Answer the question!
Sixty-three.
And how many heart attacks
have you had?
Two.
How many more years
do you think you have left?
I need some time.
You turned a new leaf
the moment you cried!
But does that erase
the m*rder you committed?
Prepare to turn yourself in.
You'd k*ll just
to assert your superiority?
If you're truly ashamed, k*ll yourself!
Me too?
Maadasaamy!
Do you think you saved your grandfather?
The car's GPS says
this is the place, buddy!
Mr. Maadasaamy!
Let this prank we both pulled
stay between us.
Deal?
The minister is calling you in, sir.
Yes, Uncle?
Who sent for you?
I sent for my grandson.
Come, my darling!
- What is it, dear?
- Son-in-law!
From now on, you're my son-in-law!
Sit down!
Mr. Lovelorn Romeo!
Why do you care so much about me?
We may never meet again
But come what may
May no harm come to you
You moved on with someone new
While I walked away with a broken heart
I don't know how to move on
But you move on
Ask me not what I will do
Do not turn your gaze this side
I bless you with all the love that's left
I wish you well
From now on,
anytime you want to smoke,
eat this chocolate.
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Touch me and I'll go off
Like a fiery firecracker
Fire at me, and for sure
I say you're a goner
I'm just chilling
Proper style
Take to your heels
My tricks will finish you off
MINISTER ATHIYAMAAN SURRENDERS
OVER SISTER'S HONOR k*lling
I am the king
Who makes the town scream
I am the charmer
Who makes buds bloom
What else should I tell?
There's no one to defeat me
King of kings, that's me
Demon of demons, that's me
Couldn't you have told me
everything earlier?
Mom!
Since when did you
start indulging in such cringe?
Look!
She likes you.
And I know you like her too.
Dear me!
Who says I like her?
You don't like her?
Swear on my life!
I admit it!
I do like her.
But let's not take the marriage route.
Everyone, hear that?
Three, two, one.
Lights off!
Lights on!
Hey!
Lured me into a trap?
Got me surrounded?
You're her mouthpiece, right?
You fraud!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
My body can't take
another season of this!
Leave me alone!
Let's both be happy!
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