02x02 - Episode 2

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-Excuse me, can I ask you something?

-Yes.

-Could I borrow a d*ck pic?

-A d*ck pic?

-No, I don't think so.

-Are you sure?

-Yes, I'm pretty sure.

-Oh, no, I can't help you.

PRANKED BY NICKLAS

PRIVATE HOME

-Hi, Jackie. Good to see you.

-You too.

Who are we pranking today?

REALITY STAR

Gustav, because he's

a good pranking victim, I think.

-Hi.

-Hi, Gustav.

ENTREPRENEUR AND TV-PERSONA

Please sit down.

It'll be crazy if we can convince him

this is actually possible.

Exactly, so crazy.

You don't need to be nervous.

The breasts are fine.

-What has he been told?

-I'm getting new breasts. Real breasts.

-Yours don't work?

-No.

I need someone with me

because I haven't told my boyfriend.

I'm a bit so I need someone else there.

And I'm not so skeptical about things,

so I have another perspective.

I'm scared of his reaction

because he's so caring and loving.

You know, he's a pep talker.

-Should we?

-Yes.

It's a brand-new gene technology,

so it's pretty ground-breaking in Denmark.

We've taken some DNA,

some breast tissue from Jackie,

and grown these stem cells

in a laboratory.

Now after these months in the laboratory

they have been placed on a surrogate.

-Okay.

-Yes, on a person.

-Wow!

-It's succeeding. It's crazy.

There's a small complication.

Jacob, the surrogate

He's starting to want

to withdraw from the project.

That's why we asked you to come.

We'd like you to meet him.

So that he can see the target.

-Okay?

-Yes.

-A man has her breast tissue right now?

-Exactly.

Crazy.

-You just have to meet him.

-Okay.

-I can't see the issue.

-No, he's nice and a huge reality fan.

-So he

-Even better.

Even better okay.

-Should we go?

-Yes.

He's in light therapy right now.

He's almost done.

-Are you nervous?

-Yes, so nervous.

No, there hasn't been much social contact.

He might be sleeping.

Hi, Jacob.

Come on in.

Are you sleeping?

-I was just sleeping a little.

-Yes.

Hi, Hilda. What was that?

CO-PRANKER, ACTOR

You can't go right, left, or straight.

I'm a bit late too, so that's fine.

-You are? Good.

-Yes.

-Bye.

-Okay, see you. Bye.

Hi, Jakob.

Today we're pranking

your good friend Hilda Heick.

I'm excited.

Right here.

VICTIM, SINGER

I've never tried something like this.

I almost feel bad.

She's just a wonderful person.

Compared to the Jakob she knows,

who is she meeting today?

She'll be meeting an awful person.

I would never wreck a car and not tell

the person in question it was me.

I think she'll be very shocked.

-We're not alone either.

-No.

CO-PRANKER, SINGER

-Hi.

-Hi, I'm so excited.

I feel bad for her sitting there alone.

-Ready?

-Yes.

-Shall we?

-Yes.

Good luck, my friend.

-Hi, Jakob.

-Hi, darling.

My god.

-Now we'll come down. Right?

-Yes.

My god, what happened?

I I ran into a car.

-A car?

-Yes.

-My god, are you hurt?

-No, not at all.

We we're talking, and I I hit the door.

-A door?

-Yes, a car door.

A really big, nice, expensive car.

It's awful because I was with Mille

and Laust and had some white wine.

Really You didn't have too much?

Two glasses. I don't know.

It's so stupid.

You're not driving home, are you?

-Because you

-No, it was carsharing.

Good.

I have my water and

-I've never seen you like this.

-I'm just really shocked that I

Did you just hit a car?

PRIVATE HOME

Hi, Jacob.

Are those my breasts?

Hi, Jacob. Hi.

Crazy.

-Are there more?

-Me.

I can't see you.

I can go under

Just stay there, and I'll say hi.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-You're Gustav.

-Yes, it's me. Gustav Salinas.

-Hi.

-Hi, you.

-Can I touch them?

-Yes, just be careful.

Sorry.

-Does it sting?

-No, it's just tender.

-Of course, you're growing a body part.

-You can sit up.

Yes.

-Good, Jacob.

-Yes.

-It's just nuts.

-Yes.

Are you part of the research?

I am sort of

I like silicone breasts,

and then I saw this add.

-Yes?

-Then I got in touch with Sanne.

I feel like I'm in a movie right now.

But don't get me wrong, in a cool way.

It's amazing how far technology has come.

That you can make two breasts

on the back of someone. Crazy!

-It's so crazy.

-Yes, but it does hurt now.

-Yeah.

-But are they big enough now?

We just need to keep going

for the last three weeks, Jacob.

Yeah? I don't really think

it's very comfortable anymore.

If we stop now,

all the tissue will be wasted.

I've been in this basement

for three months. I'd like to go outside.

-I get that.

-I think the bell rang.

Oh, yes.

I wish there were something I could do.

Don't they give you something financially?

Yes, I get 5,000 a week.

I always say if you get a bit more,

it hurts a bit less.

-Maybe I can bargain.

-I think so.

-We can help you tell her.

-Yes.

That'd be nice.

-Hi.

-What are you doing here?

Good to see you.

I was parked over there, and they told me

someone hit my car and came in here.

-Aren't you Bendtner?

-Yes.

Hi.

No No, we're having a meeting.

Okay. You weren't wearing a cap?

I was told someone in a floral shirt

and cap who came in here.

Yes, I was wearing a cap, but no.

-Sorry.

-Okay.

-Have you been here long?

-Yes.

-Oh, okay.

-We

I might have misunderstood.

If it's not you, fair.

-No problem. Sorry.

-It's fine.

Jakob couldn't you just

have said it was you?

Jesus

-Wasn't that Stig Tøfting?

-No, Bendtner.

You could tell.

He probably drives a big car.

He needs a virility symbol.

He does.

He's been with all the girls.

He needs something to show off.

It was really nice.

The car, I mean.

Right, okay.

I just talked to a witness

who's pretty sure it was you.

I've called the police,

and I'm getting the surveillance.

Just to let you know.

-Do you have surveillance?

-A bit of the street.

-Can you get that?

-I can have a look.

-I'll wait for them outside.

-Honestly, I didn't hit your

So you say, but I was told someone

matching your description went in here.

I don't like conflict like this.

I don't either.

They'll have to figure it out.

If you didn't do it,

you have nothing to worry about.

No Stig Tøf or

Jakob

I mean

-Excuse me, Hanne?

-Sanne.

-Sanne.

-Yes.

-Is everything okay?

-Yes.

Yes?

-That surveillance

-Yes?

-Do you have access to that?

-I was just about to go look.

If I give you 1.000 kroner,

can you delete them?

I think I have 1,000.

I have some at least.

What are you doing?

You want to delete the surveillance?

Yes.

PRIVATE HOME

-Hi, Gustav.

-Hi, Nicklas.

-What are you doing here?

-I heard there were some issues.

-Do you know Nicklas?

-Jacob is I want a new nose.

-Really?

-Yes.

-Crazy.

-I think mine is kind of big.

I'd like it smaller.

Doing it this way, you can always opt out

if you don't like the result.

This is stressing me out a bit,

I have to say.

-I'm not feeling very good.

-Okay, we'll take five.

-If we go upstairs

-You have to keep going.

Let's not stress him too much.

-Right, but think about it, seriously.

-Sure.

-Has he been like this the whole time?

-Yes.

Okay. He's a bit affected

by being inside for so long.

I think it's just my observations.

He's alone, feeling frustrated

and that it's tough.

But if you can see that you're part of

something big and making a difference

Compared to this morning

when he was crying, he seems motivated

by feeling the passion

you have a great connection.

Yes, you're great.

Do you feel up for going

You can just sit here.

-Awesome. See if you can convince him.

-Yes. I think Gustav's got it.

I kept a straight face.

-Hi, Jacob.

-Hi, again.

Hi Jacob.

I promised you I'd talk to them.

I think this whole I almost feel

like I'm in a prank, it's so crazy.

From what you told me,

you find it interesting to help others

-that are feeling bad, right?

-Yes.

I'm getting a lot of hormones

for them to grow.

That makes it really intense.

You're getting estrogen injections.

So, you're saying indirectly

that you can't tell if it's Jacob here

or Jacob full of hormones

thinking clearly.

I'm just not sure if I can do this at all.

It's just different from what I expected.

We can't keep talking about that

because you signed the contract.

That was part of the agreement,

and you're getting paid. We have lawyers.

-You just have to.

-You're being very harsh.

I've been down here

for months now and I

I'm going upstairs

and telling them it's not possible.

-It's so intense.

-You're doing well.

Yeah

Jakob

Listen If I give you 1,000 kroner,

will you delete it?

Okay.

Okay, I'll go delete it.

-Thank you.

-Sure.

I'm not getting you involved

in any of this.

-Jakob, damn it.

-Yeah.

I'm just shaking for you.

Jakob

It's over here.

No!

Wasn't he the one you described? That guy?

I was putting drops in my eyes

because I have allergies.

I'm all bloodshot, so I don't see well.

You said he was wearing a floral shirt,

backpack, black shoes, and a cap.

It could be a lot of people.

I can't I don't recognize him.

I don't.

What happened was

Hilda and I were together.

Actually, Hilda drove the car.

Hilda drove the car?

Yes.

-No

-Did you hit my car?

No, I must object.

I drove you here, right?

No, it definitely wasn't her.

Then who drove your car? It must be you.

-That

-Tell me

Please, tell me is this real?

I think I can tell from Keld

We've been married for 55 years.

He looks like

a very bad liar.

You're on Nicklas Pranker.

-You're mean. My hands are shaking.

-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

-You're so mean.

-I know.

-Suddenly, I could see a smile on Keld.

-You could tell.

-Here you go.

-Are you proposing?

I get flowers today. How sweet.

But I mean

You're the best person in the world.

-How long have you known?

-A while.

I can't trust him any longer.

I've ruined that too.

-No trust.

-No trust for me or Keld.

Hi, I'm Hilda, and I was pranked

by my dear husband, Keld,

and my good friend Jakob

and Nicklas Bendtner to boost.

PRIVATE HOME

I'm going upstairs to tell them

that I can't do this.

-It's so intense.

-Yes, you're doing well.

I I can't do this anymore.

But you have to keep doing this.

If you pay for a product,

you have to get a final product, you know?

-Sure, but

-Of course.

If he's feeling bad

and won't do it anymore, he won't.

You have to respect him.

Your boobs aren't that bad.

-You haven't seen them.

-And your nose is really hot too.

They say men with big noses

have advantages.

Then we need to find another surrogate

to place them on.

A new person would take over?

-Can you do that?

-We'll have to try I mean

Gustav, you really get the essence

and core of this.

The importance of this project.

Could we get you in for three weeks?

-To have breasts on me?

-To take over the surrogacy?

-I won't have breasts for three weeks.

-We'll raise the fee

No, I can't. I can't.

If you say yes,

I'll give you a spot on my new show.

You're on Nicklas Pranker.

It just got crazier and crazier.

I didn't get it.

I should have said no to you.

Typical me. "If you get more money"

I'm Gustav, I've been pranked

by Nicklas and Jackie,

and it was so annoying.

APARTMENT HOTEL

-I look at her, right?

-Yuk.

I can't hold my mouth open that long.

-Katerina, who's coming today?

-It's Elvira.

She thinks we're having lunch

ENTREPRENEUR

but I went out last night

and it took a wrong turn.

Yeah, we ended up having a fun night.

And action.

-I'm excited to see how she reacts.

-She'll be so shocked.

I'm the kind of mom who cares

about setting a good example.

I'm not my daughters' friend.

I'm their mom.

-Nice.

-Have you tried these before?

Isn't that it? "Hi, there's been a change.

Can you come to Stay ASP to get me?"

-Yes.

-Right?

-Who does this?

-This?

I have no comments.

That little monkey. This is payback

for all the things she's put me through.

It feels good and a bit mean.

Okay, we're doing it.

THIS SEASON

You can't tell it's filtered pee.

-No!

-It's true.

-Seriously?

-Is it your kidney?

Not his kidney.

It's right on.

-No!

-You're on Nicklas Pranker.

f*ck you all! That's funny!

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