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05x20 - SPOTS the Beagle-Bot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x20 - SPOTS the Beagle-Bot

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Hi, everybody!

It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go!

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

"Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!"

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ cheerful music playing]

[chorus] ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present!

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here!

-[announcer] Goofy!
-A-hyuck! Here!

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here!

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here!

[chorus] ♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey chuckles]
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Plus!

[Minnie] "Spots the Beagle Bot."

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the Clubhouse!

I'm so glad that you're here.

[Pluto barking in distance]

Whoa-oh. Here he comes.

-[exclaims]
-[barking]

[laughing]

Aw. [laughs]

Okay, Pluto, okay. [chuckles]

I love you, too, boy.

[chuckles] That's enough.

[barking]

-Aw, thanks, Little Helper.
-[Little Helper beeps]

I think Pluto here wants to play.

[barks]

Hey, do you wanna go outside with me
and Pluto and play?

You do?

-All right. Let's go!
-[Little Helper beeps]

[groans]

-[groaning]
-Huh?

-[barks]
-Well, hello there, Pluto.

Just the pooch we have wanted to see.
May we come in?

Come on, Spots.

-Come inside.
-[Spots barks]

Oh. [giggles]

Hello, Professor.

Hello there, everybody.

Come, come. I want you all

to meet Pluto's
new playtime friend, would you?

That's right, playtime friend.

This is Spots!

That stands for self-propelling,

optimized tail-wagging sidekick.

S-P-O-T-S. Spots.

[barking]

I made this beagle bot

to be a playmate for Pluto.

[sniffing]

Come on, go ahead, Spots.

You can sniff and tail wag, too, you know.

-Just like your new pal, Pluto.
-[barks]

[both barking]

[sighs]

[barks]

Whoopsie-doozy there. [laughs]

You see, Spots is kind of new.

He does not yet know
the ways of being a dog.

We could help Pluto teach him.

Oh, yes. We would love to help Spots

learn some doggy things.

[barks]

[laughs] Oh, this is wonderful.

Yes, yes, yes.

Will you help us show Spots
how to play like a dog?

You will? All right.

Let's show Spots how to be
a hot diggity dog. [chuckles]

To the Mousekedoer for some Mouseketools.

[rattling]

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke h* ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinkin' and a solvin'
work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey and chorus]
♪ Oh, Toodles it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

[Mickey and chorus] ♪ Mouseketools
Mouseketools, Mouseketools! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Here are your Mouseketools! ♪

[Mickey] We've got a metal wrench,

a name tag...

a wooden stick.

[Goofy] Oh, and a Mystery Mousekepal.

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em
Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have
to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[Mickey and chorus]
♪ All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[chimes]

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,

we're ready to show Spots
how to play like a real dog.

Now, while you is doing those things,

I gonna be giving
the Mousekedoer a tune up.

That is like a checkup
for a machine, you know.

[laughs] See you later.

Goodbye, Professor.

-[barks]
-[Mickey] Ah, come on, Spots.

[whimpers]

So, Pluto, what fun doggy thing

should we show Spots first?

[mumbling]

[barking]

That looks like... [gasps] fetch. Yeah.

That's one of your favorite
doggy games, isn't it?

[barks and pants]

Hmm. But we're gonna need
something for Pluto and Spots to fetch.

-Is it time for a Mouseketool?
-Uh-huh.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[chimes]

[Mickey] We've got
a metal wrench, a name tag,

a wooden stick,
and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can we play fetch with?

The wooden stick. Yeah.

Any dog can learn how to fetch
with a stick. [chuckles]

[Mickey] We've got ears, say cheers.

Okay, Spots.

Watch Pluto.

Here's the stick, Pluto. Are you ready?

Ready, boy? Ready?

Now, go fetch!

[barking]

Aw, good boy, Pluto. Good boy.

Now it's your turn, Spots.

Okay, Spots. Are you ready?

See the stick, Spots?

Now, go fetch!

Come on, Spots. Go get it!

Go get it, boy.

The stick, Spots. It's... it's over there.

Huh.

-Maybe we should call the professor.
-[Spots barks]

[barking]

[Professor Von Drake giggling]

Put me down, you robot rascal, you.

[giggling]

Aw. He really likes you, Professor.

[barking]

Yes.

I really like him, too.

We were just trying to show Spots

how to fetch the stick I threw,
like Pluto did.

Uh, but he went and fetched you instead.
[chuckles]

[chuckles] Oh, Spots.

Good doggies only fetch things
somebody throws.

Not, you know,
like the Professor. [chuckles]

Uh, now, fetch the stick, Spots.

[barks]

-Hot dog!
-[all cheering]

[♪ cheerful music playing]

♪ Isn't he something? ♪

♪ See how he can fetch? ♪

♪ I wanted to give him ♪

♪ A neck that can stretch ♪

[barking]

♪ Some paws, a jaw ♪

♪ A tail wiggy-waggy ♪

♪ But Spots has to be ♪

♪ More hot diggity ♪

♪ Bump, bump, dog, that is ♪

♪ Don't worry, Professor ♪

[both] ♪ We recommend... ♪

♪ Pluto, right here,
to be his bestest friend ♪

-[barks]
-Uh-huh.

♪ You show him how that's guaranteed ♪

[all] ♪ And then Spots will be ♪

♪ Most hot diggity! ♪

♪ Dog, that is ♪

[all laughing]

[laughs] Well, that was amusing.

But I must get back to work now.

Have fun, everybody.

-[barks]
-Uh-oh.

Now where do you think you're going?

[barks]

Uh-oh, no, you don't.

You go and play
with your pal Pluto and everyone.

-Come on!
-[barks]

We'll show you more doggy to-dos.

Go on, Spots.

Such a silly little
robot pooch. [chuckles]


What other doggy thing can we show Spots?

Oh, I know.

How about tricks for treats?

Yeah, dogs love to perform
tricks for treats.

Great idea, Goofy.

It's a good thing I always have
some treats around.

[mumbling]

Oh, here we go.

[slurps, barks]

Hey, Spots, watch Pluto earn a treat.

Let's see if you recognize
any of these doggy tricks. A-hyuck!

Sit.

Good boy.

Shake a paw.

[chuckles]

Attaboy. Now roll over.

Great! Now, make us both
a yummy bologna sandwich.

We're still working on that one. [giggles]

Okay. Now, here's a tough one.

Do a backflip, Bronco kick,
spinaroo into an air flick.

Great job!

You get a special treat for that one.

Okay, Spots. You ready?

Sit, Spots.

How about, uh, shake a paw?

You know, shake a paw?

Hmm.

Okay, well, uh, let's try roll over.
Like this.

[in sing-song voice]
♪ Roll, roll, roll over ♪

♪ Roll over, roll over ♪

Gawrsh.

Maybe I'm showing him the wrong tricks.

[Professor Von Drake] Spots,

-didn't you heard Goofy?
-[barks]

You can sit, and shake, and roll on over.

[barks]

Gosh! Never seen that before.

How about that dance?

Dancing doodles.

Look at Spots go.

[grumbles, sighs]

Wow, Spots.

You're a real show dog.

You deserve a bone,

-just like Pluto.
-[rattling]

Um...

-[chicken clucks]
-Uh-oh.

Uh, sorry, Spots.

I'm fresh out of doggy bones.

Oh, that's okay.

Pluto will be more than happy
to share his bone with Spots.

Wouldn't you, boy?

[whimpering]

[Little Helper beeping]

-Go on, Spots.
-[barks]

Chew the bone like
a good little robot doggy.

Aw, Spots doesn't like the bone.

Oh, of course.

-[barks]
-Spots wouldn't eat a normal doggy bone.

He is made of metal.

-He will only chew on metal things.
-[barks]

Where will we find a metal treat?

Let's check our Mouseketools.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] We've got a metal wrench,
a name tag,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool could be a treat
for a dog made of metal like Spots?

Yeah. The metal wrench.

[Minnie] It's even
shaped like a doggy bone.

[Mickey] We've got ears, say cheers.

Here, Spots. Here it is.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

♪ Isn't he something? ♪

♪ See how he chews ♪

♪ The things I can make
with some metal and screws ♪

[barks]

♪ He dances and sings like a calliope ♪

♪ But Spots has to be ♪

♪ More hot diggity ♪

♪ Dog, that is ♪

♪ Pluto can show him ♪

♪ I know he can ♪

♪ Spots will be Pluto's number one fan ♪

[Daisy] ♪ He'll learn from the best ♪

[all] ♪ We all agree ♪

[barks]

♪ And then Spots will be ♪

[Minnie and Goofy]
♪ Most hot diggity ♪

♪ Dog, that is ♪

[all laughing]

All right, that's enough fun stuff for me.

I need to finish up now.

You stay with Pluto and the others.

There's still more doggy things
for you to know, you know?

[barks]

So, we've shown Spots how to fetch,

and how to do tricks for treats.

What other things can we show him? Hmm?

Hmm. How about some Pluto-style pointing?

Oh! That's a great idea, Minnie.

Whenever Pluto wants to show me something,

he points it out with his whole body.

You mean, like this?

[grunts]

[exclaiming]

I'm all right.

[chuckles] I'm glad you're okay, Goofy,

but, um, let's have Pluto show us.

He just needs something to point to.

Hmm, I don't see anything around.

How about a Mouseketool?

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] We've got a name tag
and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool would be a good thing
for Pluto to point at?

[Daisy] Hmm. I don't think
it's the name tag.

Let's try the Mystery Mousekepal.

[Mickey] Today's Mystery Mousekepal is...

the gopher.

Pluto loves to point at the gopher

whenever he pops out of the ground.

Oh, we've got ears, say cheers.

[squeaks]

-[barks]
-Good boy, Pluto.

You found him.

[sniffing]

[gopher squeaks]

[barks and sniffs]

[yawns]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Great job, Pluto.

Attaboy, Pluto.

-[Pluto howls]
-You found him.

All right, Pluto, come on back now.

-[Pluto barks]
-[Mickey exclaims]

[chuckling] All right, Pluto.

Uh, cut that out.

[giggles]

See, Spots?

That's how Pluto shows me
he loves me. [chuckles]

[barks and howls]

Okay, Spots.

You saw how Pluto pointed at the gopher.

Show us how you do it.

[gopher squeaking]

[gopher jeering]

Huh?

-[whimpering]
-I'll be doggoned.

Spots isn't doing anything.

Maybe we should call the professor?

No need to call.

I am just now finishing, already.

-[barking]
-[screeching]

[growls]

[squeaking] Uh-oh.
[squeaks in fright]

[barking]

[blubbers] Wha?

Oh, you're pointing at me.

Did I did something?

[barking]

[exclaims]

[giggling]

Stop! You... you robot rascal, you!

[laughs]

I'm very ticklish, you know.

[panting]

Silly pooch.

-Oh, boy.
-[giggles]

Buttons and bows.

Spots really loves Professor Von Drake.

Maybe that's why
he only listens to the professor.

[gasps] It's not Pluto
that Spots wants to play with.

It's someone else.

[all] Professor Von Drake!

Who, me, Professor?

[all] Yes, you!

[barks]

We can all see how much Spots loves you.

I think he's meant to be
your best friend, Professor.

-You'll always have a pal.
-[barks]

Just like me and Pluto.

-[chuckles] Right, boy?
-[barks]

Oh, I love this idea!

We kind of do seem perfect together.

Don't you think so?

[barking]

We need something so everybody will know

Spots is your robot puppy pal.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[chimes]

[Mickey] Which Mouseketool
looks like something

somebody's official pet would wear?

[Minnie] There's only
one Mouseketool left.

[Mickey] The nametag!

Any dog that wears a nametag
belongs to somebody.

We used all our Mouseketools today.

-[♪ cheerful music playing]
-Say, "Super cheers!"

[Professor Von Drake]
Self-propelling, optimized,

tail-wagging sidekick.

S-P-O-T-S.

Spots.

That's you.

And now you are my robotic pet.

[laughs]

-[barks softly]
-Aw.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

♪ Isn't he something? ♪

♪ This metal canine? ♪

♪ Officially tagged so I know he is mine ♪

[barks]

♪ He fills me with joy and hilarity ♪

And now Spots will be ♪

♪ Most hot diggity ♪

♪ Dog, that is ♪

[Mickey and Minnie]
♪ He knows how to point ♪

♪ He knows how to fetch ya ♪

♪ And make a bologna sandwich
I'll betcha ♪

♪ He learned from a pro and naturally... ♪

[all] ♪ Now Spots will be ♪

-♪ Most hot diggity ♪
-[barks]

♪ Dog, that is ♪

-[all laughing]
-[Professor Von Drake] Forever. [giggles]

Wait a second.

I made Spots for Pluto
to have a playtime friend.

But now that I am finished
with the Mousekedoer,

I can play, too.

Let's play, Spots.

[barks and howls]

[Pluto barking]

[barks]

Wait for me!

[Spots and Pluto barking]

[Professor Von Drake giggles]

-Hot dog!
-Doggy doodles.

[giggles] Aw.

Thanks for helping us show Spots
how to be like a real doggy.

And for helping the professor know

he's always got best friend
just a robot bark away. [chuckles]

[giggling]

Let's celebrate.

It's time to stand up and do

the Hot Dog Dance.

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears, it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog! ♪

Now the professor
has his own doggie pal. Spots.

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

Clubhouse! ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

[♪ ending theme music playing]