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03x15 - Vee and the Family Stone/Twin Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vampirina". Aired: October 1, 2017 – June 28, 2021.*
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Vampirina follows the story of Vampirina "Vee" Hauntley who becomes the new kid on the block after she and her family move from Transylvania to Pennsylvania to open a local bed and breakfast called the Scare B&B for visiting ghouls (including vampires and goblins.

03x15 - Vee and the Family Stone/Twin Trouble

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
♪ May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina]
"Vee and the Family Stone."

It's the Black Cat Express!

A letter all the way
from Transylvania?

But my birthday isn't
for another eight months.

It's not for you, Demi.

It's for...

-Gregoria?
-Huh?

But she never gets mail.

What's with all
the commotion down here?

I only get to take my third nap
once a day, you know.

You got a letter.

Oh, an invitation
from Medusa.

If you need me,
I'll be getting an early start

on today's fourth nap.

Whoa, whoa, you got
an invitation from Medusa?

Who's Medusa?

Only Transylvania's
most famous fashion icon.

She decides what styles
and patterns

should go on all Transylvania's
fanciest clothing.

I love her sunglasses.

And I love her!

Medusa sounds awesome.

But how does she know
Gregoria?

I've known Medusa
for years.

I used to model for her
on the batwalk.

[all gasp]

I've always wanted
to be a batwalk model.

You get to be the first monster
to show off the newest clothes

while everyone
takes your picture.

It sounds ghoulishly glamorous,
but it wasn't for me.

I always wanted
to walk the batwalk.

But when I finally did,

it wasn't nearly
as fun as I hoped.

I wanted to flaunt
my own style,

but instead, Medusa made me
wear that.

I felt like a franken-fish
out of water.

So I decided never
to walk the batwalk again.

What is your style,
exactly?

You're looking at it.

I stun in stone.

Just like black and boots
are my style.

With a little bit of bat.

Pops of pink
are my thing,

-with a hint of rocker glam.
-[giggles]

[Oxana]
What's all the excitement about?

Gregoria got an invitation
from Medusa!

-The Medusa?
-Uh-huh.

She wants Gregoria to come see
her next fashion show,

where Medusa is going to unveil
all her newest clothing designs.

-Well!
-But I'm not going.

But I've been waiting centuries
to float down a batwalk.

That's why they call me
Demi the Cover Ghoul.

All right, they don't,
but think how handsome I'd look.

Me too. I've got a spooky
batwalk strut myself.

I have a knack
for striking poses.

Whoops. And lightning.

[giggles]
I think we should go.

It does sound pretty great.

[exhaling]

If it means that much
to all of you,

we can go.

[all cheer]

This is going to be fang-tastic.

We'll see.

Check out all these
amazing styles.

I never knew you could
accessorize that many arms.

[Boris]
Girls, look, there she is.
The famous Medusa.

And she's wearing her signature
indoor sunglasses.

[Vampirina]
They say it's to protect people
from her magical,

stone-cold looks.

She almost never
takes them off.

Well, I think it's because
she's fangtabulous.

All fangtabulous folks
wear sunglasses indoors.

Like me.
I'm a celebri-ghost.

Ooh!

[giggles]

Gregoria, darling.

Mwah, mwah.

How long has it been?

Three hundred
eighty-two years,

three months,
and twelve days.

But who's counting?
Glad to see you, Medusa.

Thanks for the invite.

Of course.

You've always brought me
ghoul luck for my fashion shows.

I can't believe it.

The Medusa.

Can I get a selfie?

-[hissing]
-Ah! Hissy.

And who do we have here?

Demi, fashionista ghost

and your biggest fan.

[giggles]
I'm Vee.

I added gloves to my look
because of you.

Your designs
are so spooktacular.

How do you come up
with all of them?

Well, Vee,
it's all about

showing the monster world
who you are.

♪ You know Medusa ♪

♪ My legend grows ♪

♪ Fashion is my passion ♪

♪ I make monstrous clothes ♪

♪ How do I do it? ♪

♪ What is the key? ♪

♪ Darling, here's the secret ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity
Just be the ghoulish you ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity ♪

♪ To your own style be true ♪

♪ Each eerie outfit ♪

♪ I make it mine ♪

♪ Stressing self-expressing ♪

♪ In each dreadful design ♪

♪ Up on the batwalk ♪

♪ What do you see? ♪

♪ Each new style's
Exclusively me ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity
My own unique mystique ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity ♪

♪ Be shrieky freaky chic ♪

♪ Fangtabulosity
Fangtabulosity ♪

[camera shutters click]

You're amazing.

I love showing the world
who I am

by my very own
bat-tastic style too.

Oh, Vampirina,
you flatter me.

And your style
is really authentic.

All of you.

How would you like
to be the models

who show off my new fall look?

-[all gasp]
-On the batwalk?

It would be
a dream come true.

Then we must get you ready
for rehearsal.

I can't wait to pick out
my look.

I don't know, Vee.

Medusa tells you
what you're wearing,

not the other way around.

Your job is to show off
her style, not yours.

Remember that ridiculous outfit

she made me wear
back in the day?

I do. It was from my
Frights and Frills collection.

So much flair and scare.

I don't know about that.

I just wanted to wear stone.

You're right, darling.

I should have let you
wear stone.

It's all the rage in
Transylvania fashion these days.

See, Gregoria?
Medusa has changed.

Stone is in now? Huh.

I guess she does have
a pretty good eye for fashion.

Now, everyone,
gather around.

It's time for you
to get styled.

You're going to love
this look.

Stone is the new black.

What?

Oh! Slithering snakes,
you all look fabulous.

Places, everyone.

Uh, what just happened?

Am I made of stone?

How can I walk the batwalk
if I can't even move?

I guess this is the style
Medusa wants us to model.

We must at least look
pretty fashionable, right?

Fashionable?
You all look amazing.

Finally, stone is in.

All right models,
time to walk the batwalk.

We'll just try our best.

If I can walk.

[Poppy and Demi groaning]

You're up next, Hauntleys.
Are you ready?

We're a little... stiff.

Loosen up. You'll do great.
Who wants to go first?

I guess I'll give it a whirl.

Wonderful!
Remember, be style.

Be fierce. Be you.

Walk the walk
with flair and scare.

Flair and scare.
Got it.

[Vampirina]
Yikes.

Papa's batwalk went...

-[all grunt]
-Whoa!

...batty.

Too heavy on the flair,
I guess.

You all did great.

The first dress rehearsal
is always a little rocky.

Ha! Rocky.

Because you're all rocks.

I don't know.

I've always wanted
to be in a fashion show.

But not like this.

My wings are--
Oh! Heavy. Aah!

Yeah, I've always dreamed
of floating effortlessly

across a batwalk,

but now,
I can't even float.

[grunts]

Uh, a little help here?

Oh, come on,
you all look great.

I don't feel great.

I don't feel
like me at all.

Neither do I.

Gregoria, didn't Medusa
dress you in clothes

that didn't feel like you?

Yeah, but you are dressed
exactly

how I wanted Medusa
to dress me.

Stone is my style.

But it's not our style.

As much as we love
Medusa's designs,

we don't feel comfortable
in stone.

I didn't think of it that way.

You all must feel
exactly how I did,

and that didn't feel
very good.

I'm sorry.

Sounds like I need to go
have a chat with Medusa.

Uh, Medusa?

-You got a second?
-How can I help?

I'm a big fan
of your style.

But when I walked the batwalk
in one of your shows,

you always picked styles
that weren't me.

And I never feel comfortable
in styles that aren't my own.

Why, Gregoria, I never wanted
you to feel uncomfortable.

I wanted you to feel proud
and fangtabulous.

Thankfully,
stone is in now.

Well, about that.

While you know I love stone,
I'm not sure the Hauntleys do.

It's a great look.

But it isn't our look.

And everyone should be able
to dress in any style they like.

I agree completely,

and apologize with all my heart.

I never meant to force
something upon you

that you didn't want to wear.

You look good
when you feel good,

I always say.

How can I make this
up to you?

Maybe we can pick out
clothes from your collection

that fit who we really are
as monsters?

-And humans.
-They can match their own styles

with some of your
signature flair.

That sounds like
a great plan.

But first, let's get you
back to you.

-[all cheer]
-Whoo-hoo! Incredible!

There. Much better.

Ah, I feel like me again.

Oh, as beautiful
as the day I met you.

It's good to have you all
back to your smiling selves.

Now, let's try some styles.

[camera shutters click]

Welcome, everyone,
to Transylvanian Fashion Week.

Without further ado,

introducing a collection
of new styles from Medusa...

and friends.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Working it.

-Ooh!
-Looking good, Demi.

Oh, I'm a natural.

How's my batwalk strut,
spookums?

Fierce, darling.

This is bat-tastic.

Aren't you glad you got
a second chance

to walk the batwalk,
Gregoria?

It feels good to show off
the real me.

Thanks, Vee.
I'm glad we came.

Me too. Now...

strike a pose.

[monster]
Oh, they look fabulous.

Stone is just so in
this year.

Oh, and the vampire girl,
she's just so authentic.

Now let's give one more round
of applause for our models.

You were bat-tabulous.

Mwah. Mwah.

My stars.

Thanks for letting us
rock our own styles, Medusa.

Of course. My collection
is a hit, thanks to all of you.

That's because being yourself
is always in fashion.

[crowd cheering]

[Vampirina]
"Twin Trouble."

Over... under...

[Remy humming]

Thanks, Chef Remy.
I really needed a hand.

These bones can do more

than chop scarrots
and spellery, you know.

Need another helping claw?

All set.
Spider bows tie themselves.

Now all I have to do

is celebrate Poppy
and Edgar's birthday.

Human birthdays don't make
any sense, if you ask me.

They're on sunny days,
the cakes don't fly,

and there aren't
any Spooky Sparklers.

I love Spooky Sparklers.

Remember when I had one
at my party

and I wished for all those cute
and creepy spider decorations?

Yeah, and when Demi had a
Spooky Sparkler for his birthday

and kept wishing
for more bow ties?

[both laugh]

I wonder what decorations
Poppy and Edgar

will have planned
for their party.

It must be so fun to share
a birthday with your sibling.

Sharing with a sibling
isn't easy.

My brother Hugo and I
would argue over turns

on the telescope,

or who got the first
marble macaroon.

I'm sure Poppy and Edgar
love sharing their birthday.

Then I hope you have double
the birthday fun today, kiddo.

Save me
a piece of cake?

Consider it a ghoul
guarantee.

Wow.

[Edgar]
But, Mom, we have a giraffe
party every year.

What about a dinosaur theme?

Or glitter glam
rock star theme?

Oh, I'm sorry,
my little twinnigans.

But since you can't agree
on a theme together,

it's only fair we pick one
you both enjoy.

And that's giraffes!

Happy birthday!

-Aw, thanks, Vee.
-Thanks.

How sweet of you, Vampirina.

What do you think of our
safari decorations?

Or should I say, funfari?

-[laughs nervously]
-[sighs]

[Boris]
Not as batty as it looks.

[laughs]
Don't worry.

Your father's helping us
set up the safari tent.

It really ties the whole
giraffe theme together.

Oh, let me help you with that,
Boris.

I never realized how much
you loved giraffes.

[sighs]
We used to.

It was the only time
Edgar and I

picked out
a birthday theme together.

We disagree every year.

Poppy doesn't want an awesome
dinosaur theme like I do.

And Edgar doesn't want
a glitter glam rock star party.

So Mom is sticking
with giraffes again.

We might not agree
on a theme this year,

but we agree that we don't want
any more giraffes.

Giraffes are so last year.

And the year before that.
And the year before that.

If I had one birthday wish,

it'd be to redecorate
this whole party.

Me too.

I guess that's two things
we agree on.

[gasps]
Then I've got just the thing.

[humming]

Home so soon
from the party?

Poppy and Edgar can't agree
on their theme,

so I'm going to help.

Do we have any more
Spooky Sparklers?

Hmm, let me check.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Ah, a bit of ghoul luck.

One spooky sparkler left.

Now we just need a cake.

Did someone say cake?

You're just in time, Demi.

We need to bake a cake,

so Poppy and Edgar can use
the last spooky sparkler.

Then I'll be your ghostly
candle host.

And cake tester too.

I love birthdays!

Well, those pizzas
won't pick up themselves.

I'll be right back!

[Boris]
Take your time.

I'll have this finished
as soon as you're back.

[laughs nervously]

I hope.

Vee, where'd you go?

To get you the most
spooktacular gift.

Demi?

Happy haunted birthday,
Poppy and Edgar.

-Whoa!
-What is that?

It's your very own
Spooky Sparkler.

♪ Spooky Sparklers
Make a wish of any size ♪

♪ And they'll all come true
Before your eyes ♪

♪ Wish for all the coolest
Human birthday themes ♪

♪ You can have the party
Of your dreams ♪

♪ You can make as many wishes
As will fit ♪

♪ In the time
The Spooky Sparkler's lit ♪

♪ Superhero streamers
Or a cake that screams ♪

♪ You can have the party
Of your dreams ♪

♪ Wish for scream girl-themed
Balloons ♪

♪ And watch your wish
Come true ♪

♪ Spaceship hats
Or princess spoons ♪

♪ The perfect party
Made for you ♪

♪ Costumes for the guests
To dress like movie stars ♪

♪ Cookies that are shaped
Like trucks or cars ♪

♪ Party favors from
Your favorite fangball teams ♪

♪ You can have the party
Of your dreams ♪

♪ You can have
The party of your dreams ♪

You mean no more giraffes?

That's right.

You can wish for a whole new
theme together.

Let's get this party started.

Ahem, let's see.

Today's the day,
right now's the hour.

With one spark,
release your birthday power.

You go first, sis.

You're the oldest twin,
after all.

By two minutes.

What's it going to be,
birthday ghoul?

I wish for...

[gasps]
...glitter glam balloons.

It worked.

My party wish came true.

Let's see.

I wish for...

dinosaur party hats!

Nice.

They're exactly
what I imagined.

I know there's still a lot
of giraffe stuff,

but at least now you both
have a little something.

It's going to be the party
of my dreams.

Move over, giraffes,
here come our birthday wishes.

[blows]

Whew! Who knew setting up
for a human birthday party

would be so much work?

I thought nothing could
top a banshee bouncy castle.

Do you think Poppy and Edgar
are done wishing?

This is exhausting.

I could never
be a fairy godmother.

-Well, maybe.
-I'm sure they are.

They're both finally getting
the party they've always wanted.

A little bit for Poppy,
and a little bit for Edgar.

It's the perfect
compromise.

[Edgar]
Demi, I have another wish.

[sighs]
Okay. Ready.

I wish for dinosaur balloons.

Wait a monster minute.

What happened
to Poppy's balloons?

I don't know.

But it sure looks better
with dino ones.

Oh, Demi, I have a new
wish idea.

Coming!

I wish for glitter glam
party hats.

-Uh-oh.
-Hey!

Poppy, Edgar, this party
is for both of you, remember?

Don't worry, I just need
one more thing.

I wish for a glitter glam cake.

No, a dinosaur cake.

-[Poppy] Glitter glam.
-[Edgar] Dino.

Oh, no! This wishing
is getting batty.

I thought giving Poppy and Edgar
a Spooky Sparkler

would make it easier for them
to share their party,

but I made it worse.

Oh! You're telling me.

They've been wishing so much,

the Spooky Sparkler
is almost gone.

[gasps]

Poppy, Edgar,

it's not too late
to share your party.

How about you wish
for something together?

The Spooky Sparkler
can only handle one more wish.

-[both] Demi!
-[whimpering] But...

-I wish for glitter glam.
-I wish for a dinosaur party.

Uh... uh-oh.

This is worse than giraffes.

[Vampirina] The sparkler only
had enough magic for one wish.

It mixed everything together.

-[loud rumble]
-What's that?

[loud crashing]

[roars]

[Demi]
I know it's not my party,

but I'm going to cry,
because I want to!

-[sobs]
-So that's why everyone says

be careful what you wish for.

Hide!

Our party is supposed
to start any minute.

What are we going to do?

We can't let Mom find
a real T. rex in our backyard.

[roaring]

Well, maybe if you kept
each other's decorations,

this wouldn't
have happened.

I never realized how hard
sharing with a sibling could be,

but I think it's
spooktacularly special

you get to celebrate together.

[sighs]
You're right, Vee.

I was so focused on wishing
for my dream party,

I forgot it was supposed to be
my brother's dream party too.

Me too. I'm sorry.

If only we had another candle,

I'd wish for everything to just
go back to the way it was.

Giraffes and all.

I really mean that, sis.

The decorations aren't
what's important.

Celebrating together is.

Then we need another
Spooky Sparkler.

But Chef Remy said
that was the last one.

Hm. I've used wax in a few
of my lab experiments before.

I bet I can make another
Spooky Sparkler

with the wax that's left.

You hold off the T. rex,
and I'll fly to the lab.

-On it.
-Okay.

I'll hide. I mean, help.

-I'll help, yes.
-[roaring]

[sniffing]

Maybe he's just hungry?

[T. rex roaring]

Run! I'm ghost toast!

[Edgar]
That didn't work!

How could he not
like dino cupcakes?

I know, right?
They're delicious.

That's because this dinosaur
isn't like any other.

It's a glitter glam dino.

I have an idea.

One cup slime,
a vial of fairy dust,

and now the leftover
sparkler wax.

-Ah-ha.
-Whoo-hoo!

Oh, dino. Over here.

[T. rex roars]

Hit it, Demi.

[rock music playing]

It's working.

Our glitter glam dino
loves rock music.

[Edna]
Yoo-hoo! I'm back.

Wait till you see
the pizza.

It's shaped just like
a giraffe.

Mom's home. Which means all
our friends will be here soon.

Vee, where are you?

Excellent work,
little Vee.

Thanks. I just hope we're not
too late to save the party.

Vee, hurry.
My mom's back.

Demi, the sparkler spell.

Can I have a piece
of cake first?

-[all] Demi!
-Okay, okay.

[clears throat]

Today's the day,
right now's the hour.

With a magic spark,
release your birthday power.

Ready, Edgar?

Ready, sis.

[both blow]

I've never been so happy
to see giraffes.

Thanks, Vee.

We're sorry we got
carried away with our wishes.

Wishing for the perfect
birthday was fun,

but sharing it with my sister
is way better.

I couldn't agree more.

Oh, twinnigans, look who's here.

-[Edgar] Awesome!
-[kids laughing]

[Edna]
What a fabulous cake.

But I thought I ordered
a giraffe one.

Was this your wish?

A dinosaur cake?

I love it.

I thought you would.

[gasps]
Pink glitter layers?

Pretty cool, huh?

Thanks, Edgar.

Now those were some
great wishes.

[Edgar]
Happy birthday, Poppy.

[Poppy]
Happy birthday, Edgar.

[theme music playing]