03x25 - Home is Where the Hauntleys Are

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Home Is Where
the Hauntleys Are."

Hmm.

I don't see it
in the Creepy Clubhouse, Demi.

Oh, but I have to have my fancy
bow tie for the ceremony.

Oh, who am I kidding?
I look handsome in anything.

[giggles]
You really do.

But the Scare B&B ceremony
is with all our human friends.

No one's really
going to see you anyway.

Come on.

It looks positively spooky
in here.

Oh, thank you,
batkins.

I thought a little
monster magic

would help spruce up
the B&B for our big day.

We want everyone
in tip-top-terror shape.

Uh-huh.

Remind me again
why I have to look so shiny?

Because today, our Scare B&B
is receiving a human award.

Edna and the Historical Society
said our house is the oldest

and most beautifully unique home
in the whole neighborhood.

It's also the most haunted.

Did they say that?

Well, no, but our
human neighbors

must love
our frightful style.

We've really come a long way
since we moved here.

Remember how jumpy
the humans were?

And screamy.

Shrieky, jittery, terrified,
odd fashion choices.

What? Humans love wearing pants.

Come on, I'm more of a bow tie
ghost myself.

Now everyone loves
our haunted house.

And I couldn't
be more proud.

-[doorbell rings]
-Oh! That is our cue.

-Happy ceremony day, Hauntleys.
-[barks]

Oh, you too, Wolfie.

We at the Historical Society

are thrilled to honor
your Scare B&B.

Your house is, um,
uniquely charming.

Which is why we will be
presenting you with this.

The Golden Keystone Award.

It's beautiful.

You'll be the only house in town
displaying this beauty.

And everyone will be watching
when you receive it.

[squeals]
I can't wait!

Poppy, Bridget, Edgar.

I'm so spooked
you're all here.

You and your family
receiving an amazing award?

We wouldn't miss it.

Mom says it's a pretty
big deal.

Just don't trip, or blink,
or drop the award on your toe.

-[gasps]
-[chuckles]

But that's just what I'd be
worried about.

You'll be fine.

Thanks.

I can't believe
the whole town is here.

There's even a party
afterwards.

It's going to be awesome.

And delicious.
[giggles]

-Demi!
-Whoops. Okay, poofing now.

[Edna]
Oh, Hauntleys. Almost ready?

[squeaks]
It's starting!

Good luck, Vee.

Well, we'd better
get back inside.

Aw, we always have to hide and
miss all the fun, humany stuff.

Wait, maybe you don't
have to go.

This ceremony
is about the Scare B&B,

which means it's about
all of us.

Vee's right.
You should stay.

As long as no one sees you.

Why don't you just hide...
here.

-[Demi] Yay!
-[Remy] Perfect.

You can stay right here, too,
Wolfie.

-[barks]
-[laughs]

[Edna]
Hello, everybody!

On behalf of the Pennsylvania
Historical Society,

we're here to honor
the Scare B&B...

And the family
that's made it

such a unique part
of our community...

By awarding
the Golden Keystone.

[all gasp and applaud]

[Wolfie barks]

[panting]

[gasps]
Ice cream!

Wolfie, no!

[slurps]

[howls]

-[loud crash]
-[Gregoria] Grab him!

[frantic chatter]

[Edna]
Please give a round of applause

for the Scare B&B and...

Oh, no. Watch out!

...the Hauntleys!

Oh, no. Not the battys.

[both yelp]

[all scream]

Wait!

Maybe I can turn into a bat,

but we're not scary.

-No need to run.
-[all screaming]

Or scream.

Wh-Wh-What is going on?

Don't panic.

-Hey, nice bow tie.
-[gasps and screams]

Ghost!

Ha-ha! Do not worry.

This happens all the time.

[screams]

Oh, my. Oh, dear. Oh, no!

-Mom, it's okay.
-They're only vampires.

The ghost is really
friendly too.

So is the skeleton.

V-V-Vampires?

G-G-G-Ghosts?

-Hi!
-[Edna] Skeletons?

We're just your average
family of monsters.

Talking g-g-g-garden gnome!

[groans]

Actually, I'm a talking
gargoyle.

This is bad. Batty-bad.

A few minutes ago,
everyone loved us.

Now, everyone is scared.

Vampires sighted
in Pennsylvania.

Could your neighbors
be vampires,

ghosts, or even this
terrifying garden gnome?

I'm a gargoyle,
and I'm delightful.

This is awful.

The photographers didn't even
get my good side.

And the whole town
thinks we're scary monsters.

Yes. That too. Ooh!

I don't understand.

We're still the same Hauntleys
they know.

But now,
everyone's terrified.

The humans are just
a bit surprised

by how different
we really are.

And sometimes,
different can seem scary.

But don't worry.

I'm sure this will all blow over
like swamp fog.

Papa's right.

Our friends won't be scared
for long.

They've probably
already forgotten

about this whole ordeal.

-[barks]
-Then why are there still

a clawful of reporters
on our doorstep?

Maybe they're waiting
for an exclusive interview

with Pennsylvania's
most lovable ghost.

-[Vampirina] Demi, wait!
-[reporters scream]

Never mind,
they're not quite ready.

Oh! If the humans are scared,
how are we going to fit in?

All we have to do is show
the humans we're just like them,

by acting as human
as possible.

♪ Grab your sweaters
They look great ♪

♪ With their kittens
And their fuzz ♪

♪ For we must impersonate ♪

♪ All the things
An ordinary person does ♪

♪ Soon we'll be... ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human ♪

♪ Look at me ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human ♪

♪ Saying things
Like "holy cow" ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human now ♪

♪ We'll make small talk
Chit and chat ♪

♪ So the town
Forgets their dread ♪

♪ In a trench coat
And a hat ♪

♪ Sitting on an irritated
Gargoyle's head ♪

-♪ Here we are ♪
-[all] ♪ Totally human ♪

♪ Not bizarre ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human ♪

[Demi]
♪ Just your average family
Wow ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human now ♪

I don't think
this is such a good idea.

♪ Here's our chance ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human ♪

♪ Wearing pants ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human ♪

[Boris]
♪ Just put on a smile now ♪

[all]
♪ Totally human now ♪

Whew! Oh, it is no use.

We didn't do anything monstery,
and the humans are still scared.

Maybe we're trying
to be too human.

We just need to find a way
to show the town the real us,

and everything
that's spooktacular

about being a monster.

Maybe then they won't
be afraid.

Everyone,
we've been thinking.

What's the plan, Papa?
Go door to door?

Oh, throw a monsterific bash?

Hmm, maybe Edgar
can make a video

about how fangtastically
friendly we are.

I don't know, batkins.

Now that everyone knows
we're monsters,

it seems nothing will change
the humans' minds about us.

And when we moved
to Pennsylvania,

the last thing we ever wanted
to do was scare anyone.

So, what are we going to do?

Papa and I think
it might be best

to move back
to Transylvania.

Huh?

But what about my friends,

and school,
and the Scare B&B?

Are you bat-solutely,
positively sure

that's the only solution?

If the humans
are frightened of us,

there's nothing else
we can do.

I'm sorry, little Vee.

It's time to pack up
our Scare B&B.


I can't believe it.

Nothing's going to be the same
here without you, Vee.

But we'll always be friends,

no matter how far away
you are, right?

Of course.

And I'm going to find a way
to come back.

There's got to be a way
to show everyone

that being a monster
isn't so bad.

If anyone can do that, it's you.

Goodbye, Scare B&B.

Oh! Goodbye,
you magnificent walls.

[gasps]

And goodbye my-- Mwah--

Favorite creaky floorboard!

-[sobs]
-[Oxana] Oh!

I hope Edna
and the Historical Society

don't change too much.

The Historical Society?

We're leaving the Scare B&B
in their hands.

They'll take good care of it.

Which reminds me,

we'll need to leave all the keys
that go with the house

so they can access it.

Oh, no.

All the keys?

Well, it's time to load up.

You coming, Vee?

In a sec.

[door opens]

The booprints belong
with the Scare B&B.

And so does this.

If only there was a way
to show everyone

how bat-tastically magical
being a monster really is.

Goodbye to the best
haunted house ever.

[car engine starts]

All right, we're just going
to ring the doorbell

and leave the award.

Yes.
[gulps]

Lead the way, Edna.

Uh...

-[doorbell shrieks]
-[all scream]

[gasps]
Oh, wait.

The Hauntley's doorbell
always does that.

H-H-Hello?

-[Poppy] Mom?
-[all scream]

Everything okay?
We heard shrieking.

Oh, we're here to drop off
the Hauntleys' award.

But if they're not home,
we'll just be on our way. Bye!

Mom, the Hauntleys are gone.

Vee and her family
moved back to Transylvania.

They did?

[gasps]
Well, I'll be.

The Hauntleys left the Scare B&B
to the Historical Society.

Ah, we'll just clean
the cobwebs,

and the Scare B&B
will be a lovely stop

on our neighborhood tour.

I suppose that's true.

[laughs]

But doesn't the house
feel different to you?

All the Hauntleys' things
are gone.

I'm sure we can find
a few items.

Oh, this map shows us
everything in the house.

Oh, let's have a look around.

Those are Vee's
magical booprints.

[gasps]

Ah, maybe there's
something in here.

Huh.

Was that closet
always there?

-Wait! No!
-Stop! Not a closet!

[all yell]

Rise and slime.

Ghoul evening.

[yawns]

I hope we didn't sleep
the night away. What time is it?

[laughs]

Time for Chef Remy
bones scones.

Okay, okay,
I'm up, I'm up!

See? I don't want to be
ghost toast before breakfast.

Now, Puffers, you know better
than to chase Demi.

-[squeaks and coos]
-You make me so proud.

Is Vampirina coming down
for breakfast?

Oh, I hope she's not
too upset.

Leaving Pennsylvania
was a monster big deal for her.

It was for all of us.

Thanks for letting us stay, Mom.

Can I request a roommate
that isn't a baby dragon?

Aah! Hey, come on.

I'll go check on Vee.

[playing guitar]

Missing Pennsylvania, kiddo?

I miss my friends
and my room.

Even sleeping at night,
and cookies without eyeballs.

I still can't help but feel
we never should have left.

-[squeals]
-A bat-chat.

From Poppy and Bridget.

Hi, Vee. I'm so glad
my mom said we could call.

I miss you so much.

I haven't quite figured out

how to come back
to Pennsylvania just yet,

but I won't give up.

Good, because we have
a problem.

It's raining
cats and frogs.

-[Demi] Great ghosts!
-[Vampirina] Oh, no!

We're pretty sure
the monster magic

is coming from the Scare B&B.

But we brought everything
with us.

Spell books,
potions, wands.

[gasps]
My toothbrush.

I left it on the sink!

I don't think
that's what's causing

magical mayhem
in Pennsylvania.

Hold on. I left the booprints
and my skeleton key behind.

Yup. We found them.

Wait a spooky second.

Did the house create
a new secret room?

I thought the house only creates
rooms that we need.

Then why did it create
the Vault of Monster Magic?

[gasps]
Because I asked it to!

Oh, we have to go back
to Pennsylvania.

-[frog croaks]
-Aah!

To stop the frogs falling
from the sky,

right?

And to show everyone

there's nothing
to be afraid of.

I think the Scare B&B
created that room to help us.

We'll be there soon.

Mama. Papa.

Batkins?
Everything all right?

I know how we can show
the humans

that monsters
aren't so bad.

We have to go back.

I thought your human friends

shrieked and ran away

when they found out
you were monsters.

I'm with Grandpop.
They're afraid.

Why should we go back?

Because we were the ones
who were afraid.

It felt really scary being
treated only like a monster.

And I never want to feel
that way again.

But we have to face
our fears and be ourselves.

This is our chance to prove

that even though
we're different,

we're not scary.

Being the true you
is sometimes the hardest

and scariest thing
of all.

I suppose trying
to be human

wasn't the best way
to win our neighbors over.

Because we'll never
be human.

You're right.
We're monsters.

But Poppy and Bridget said
there's all sorts of crazy magic

coming from the Scare B&B.

Don't worry.
I know what to do.

-Are you with me?
-[all] All right!

This ghost is onboard.

[laughs]

Wait, what are we doing?

We're going back
to Pennsylvania.

[all screaming]

[Vampirina]
Whoa!

[Oxana]
Frogs and fangs.

Our neighbors look
more frightened than ever.

All this is coming
from our Scare B&B?

I think so.

But I have a plan.

-Vee!
-You're here!

Poppy! Bridget!

I'm so glad
you came back.

And just in time.

How are we going to get rid
of all this monster magic?

-We're not.
-Huh?
-What?

Trust me. Come on.

There it is.

The Vault of Monster Magic.

And this new room is going
to help us how exactly?

Before we left Pennsylvania,

all I wanted was a way
to show the humans

that being a monster
isn't so bad.

In fact, it's magical.

So the house created this room.

Now all we have to do
is show the humans

everything that's spookiful
about the monster world.

-Amazing!
-Wow!

-Whoa!
-Cool.

Like this.

Those are bursting bubbles.

Mama, Papa, do you think
you can round them up?

Screamtastic idea,
batkins.

And these are your most
monsterific desserts, Chef Remy.

Can you catch them
for the ultimate flying feast?

I know exactly
how to serve them.

Nan, Grandpop, can you tame
the critter storm?

-On it.
-Anything for my spookums.

Everybody, grab a broom.

This is the Weekly Weirdness
episode of the century.

We've got critter storms,
haunted bubbles,

flying monster food.

Even magic broomsticks.

Vee, this is epic.

I know. We just have to get
everyone else to think so too.

Come on.

Witch's brooms!

[girl]
Witch's brooms!

[boy]
Run!

Or you could jump on.

[grunts]

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

It's not scary at all.

Try riding it
gargoyle-style.

-Hoverbroom? Cool.

-Let's do it.
-Follow the adorable ghost.

Whoa!

-[excited chatter]
-[Vampirina] It worked.

The kids love it.

They're not afraid
of flying.

Or you.

[Edna and Gore screaming]

We still have lots
of neighbors to convince.

Come on.

[yelping]

-Run for it!
-[Vampirina] Hey, Mr. Gore.

-Vee?
-Don't run.

Try a broom.
You too, Mr. Thornburg.

[both scream]

[squeaks]

-Get me down!
-Whoa!

Miss Peepleson, wait.

-Mom, it's okay. Trust us.
-No, no, no, no.

I-I-I-I can't.

It's m-m-m-monstery and--

Whoa! Ooh!

-Help.
-Aah!

Are you sure
about this, Vee?

Trust me.
It's about to get magical.

Monster-style.

Everybody ready?

-Ready, spider.
-Say the word, spookums.

Oui. Yes.

-[Oxana] Ready when you are.
-[Boris] Got it, batkins.

Now.

[firecrackers whistling]

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

Miss Peepleson, look.

[gasps]

What is all this?

It's the magic of monsters.

Here, have a treat
with the show.

Mmm!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh! It's amazing!

This is all so...

It's incredible!

[exclaims]

Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

My mom can really
ride a broom.

I can't believe it.
Vee, look.

[indistinct chattering]

[boy]
So magical.

[girl]
Cute.

Oh, so magical.

[Bridget]
No one is scared anymore.

They love all
the monster magic.

They love you, Vee.

Well, that was like nothing
I've ever done in my life.

[laughs nervously]

Miss Peepleson,
you don't have to be afraid.

We're monsters, and we may be
different, but that's okay.

♪ We may not be the neighbors
You expected ♪

♪ But our differences
Don't need to be corrected ♪

♪ If you just wipe
Your fears away ♪

♪ Well, surely then ♪

♪ You'll see that we're
The same old friends ♪

♪ We've always been ♪

♪ Now you know
All that we are ♪

♪ But take a look
And you'll see ♪

♪ We're still the neighbors
Who you come to know ♪

♪ And deep down below ♪

♪ We're just like your own
Family ♪

♪ We're proud of all
That we are ♪

♪ We want to share it
With you ♪

♪ Some people may think ♪

♪ We're spooky or strange ♪

♪ But we'd never change ♪

♪ So here's what we're hoping
You'll do ♪

♪ Love us for all that we are ♪

I never thought
I'd live next door to vampires.

I'm sorry
for being scared.

You may be different,
but the truth is,

well, I just love
you Hauntleys.

We all do.

I hope you'll stay
in Pennsylvania.

This is our home.

We truly love it here.

The Hauntleys
are here to stay.

-[all cheer]
-[man] Hooray!

[woman, chanting]
Hauntleys! Hauntleys!

[Edna]
Oh! Congratulations, Hauntleys.

Your home and your entire
monster family

make our community
truly unique.

On behalf of everyone
in our neighborhood,

I present the Golden Keystone.

[all cheer]

-[all] Yay!
-Go, Vee.

[howls]

[Gore laughs]

Boris, Oxana,
say a few words.

I think our little Vampirina
should take the stage.

She's the reason
we're back home.

The Scare B&B will always
be a place for everyone,

no matter how different
you are.

Whether you're human, monster,
ghost or ghoul.

Or someone who's blue
with pointy teeth, like me.

[all cheering and chattering]

[theme music playing]