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01x07 - Episode 7

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wakefield". Aired: 2 April – 6 June 2021.*
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A psychological mystery revolving around the staff and patients who populate Ward C of a psychiatric hospital in the Blue Mountains of New South Wales, centred on psychiatric nurse Nik.

01x07 - Episode 7

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(COME ON EILEEN BY DEXYS MIDNIGH

RUNNERS PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE)

(SONG PLAYS LOUDER AND FASTER

IN SHORT BURSTS)

I told you to stop that,

you stupid prick!

Stop harassing me, you b*stard.

(WHIRRS)

Right!

I f*ck' warned ya!

(WHIRRS)

I'm the captain.

This is the New Order.

Right, I think you're going to have

to take that one up with Nik.

He thinks he's the new captain.

Two captains?

We gonna go to w*r

over this or what?

Well, I'm hoping

we're going to work together, Baz.

Getting worked up.

It's hard to get

a decent read on you.

I shouldn't even be here.

Yeah.

Believe it or not, Baz,

you're not the first person here

to say that.

Where's the P4?

Trevor?

Hey, Nik! Hey!

How much longer is he gonna be?

Ah, why don't you go to art therapy

while I track him down?

I am an artist.

I don't do "art therapy".

Baz, you don't want to waste your

time waiting for Doctor Achebe.

But it's alright for him

to waste my time, is that right?

Is that right? Yeah?

Yeah, right.

Rohan's an hour late

for his appointment.

Oh, have you tried messaging him?

Yeah. No response.

OK.

Um, well, I'd see Baz myself,

but I have a full list.

You need to know that Linda

was covering for Rohan,

but I am not.

No-one should be covering for Rohan.

He's not cutting it.

You need to do something.

The hospital employs him, not me.

He has done 10 years of study

to get where he is.

What I am doing is I'm trying

to support him rather than just

But meanwhile.

..write him off.

Meanwhile, his patient is waiting

in the corridor downstairs.

And while you're standing here

telling me this,

we are both keeping Cath waiting.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Come in.

Sit down, Cath.

How are you feeling?

Doctor Achebe, Nik here, Ward C.

You have a patient here

by the name of Baz Madden.

Hey, so so let me

get this straight, eh?

I'm supposed to wait

there an hour and a half

for an appointment with a shrink

who can't even be bothered

to show up.

Hang on, Doctor.

I'll just put him on.

Here, why don't you tell the doctor

how you feel about it?

Really?

Yeah.

No sh*t.

Hello, Doc.

Yeah, it's Baz Madden here, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, good, yeah.

So I was told I had

an appointment with you

Do you think that's a good idea?

..at 11.30am this morning.

Yeah, I do.

Well, according to the clock

on the wall, it's now 12:55pm.

You see I, no, I'd just like you

to appreciate

that I'm actually a very busy person.

How'd you go?

Tomorrow. First thing.

You see? That's as it should be.

Him making an appointment with me,

not the other way around.

Yeah.

Can't say I disagree with you there.

Oh, f*ck, man.

Turn off the light!

What is it?

It's proof I shouldn't be here.

OK.

Wow. Yeah.

Definitely not the work

of someone who's mad.

You know what I reckon

the doctor's gonna say?

He's gonna say, "This man

needs to be given respect."

He's gonna say, "This man has been

done a massive injustice

"and we need to let him out

immediately."

That's what he'll say.

Okie dokie.

Well, you never know your luck.

What's that?

Poetry.

The couplets are symbolic.

Symbolic cutlets.

Morning.

Cutlets and piglets.

Mr Santo.

Hang on, you said I was first up.

It was a figure of speech.

Mr Santo had an appointment at 9.

Ah, how can first mean anything

but position number one?

One, two.

Lower your sperm count.

You'll be seen directly

after Mr Santo.

Mate, why don't you

shut up for five minutes?

Your mouth'll thank you for it.

Hey, hey, hey

No, wait a minute.

He said I was first up.

No, excuse me. No, excuse me.

Mate, you take my place,

you'll be f*ck' sorry.

Hey, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Mate, he said I was first up.

Baz, mate, I get it.

I get it

No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Just wait a minute. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh, come on.

I'm gonna rip someone's head off.

Hey, why don't you channel

that frustration into your poetry

or your artwork?

'Cause I'm a busy man.

I've got sh*t to do!

Try and get it out somehow.

Draw something. Write something.

Get what out?

Anger. Frustration.

Give me a word, any word.

Trev, ah, give him a word.

I've gotta get back.

Any word?

Yeah, give me a word.

Ah, OK.

Bounce.

Bounce.

Give me just one ounce.

Hoo. That's good. That rhymes.

Jacked off with waitin'.

It needs music, but.

Is that all you think poetry is?

A song without music?

No.

Actually, yeah.

Anticipatin'.

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

No, music'll make it sound better.

I said no.

f*ck your meditatin'.

We're not participatin'.

Bounce.

Bounce.

Yeah.

(BEATBOXES)

So where's the f*ck' doctor?

Oh. Oh. He went that-a-way.

Ah, just a second.

At, ah, yes. 9:56am.

So he's pissed off? He's gone AWOL.

This is bullshit.

(SCREAMS)

HUSHED VOICE: f*ck' ret*rd.

Baz, if you want to get out

of this place anytime soon,

that is not the way to go.

It's a Master and Commander

situation.

It's all linked.

Yeah, I mean, Doctor Achebe

now thinks you're dangerous.

I am.

Check out the door.

Yeah.

Turns out you had some assistance

from a nest of resident termites.

Look, I mean, it's still

impressive.

Doctor Achebe's ready for you

in his office.

Now, the calmer you are in there,

the better the outcome.

It was a major stuff up

on the cops' part to start with

Mr Madden

He's the one breaking the law

Your behaviour's aggressive

And I'm banged up in here

accused of being crazy.

And your mood is elevated.

Yeah, of course it's elevated.

I mean, the cops said

they're bringing me in here

for an assessment.

24 hours later, I'm still here.

Well, I'm sorry, but the incident

with your neighbour

and your outburst just now

indicates that

you need to be in here

until we can stabilise your mood.

Stabilise?

Mm.

Stabilise.

You know, um

Hey, you know what destabilises me?

People who disrespect me.

Look, I understand you feel

disrespected, but that is not my

Stop it with your "I understand.

I understand."

You know, I mean,

that crap doesn't cut it with me.

If you understood, you'd

..you'd have the decency to show up

for an appointment.

You wouldn't

Well, I I did apologise

You wouldn't leave me waiting

out there

like some f*ck' low-life

piece of sh*t.

Doctor or not.

I know where you live!

You know what?

You're gonna regret the day

your mother ever pushed you

out of her fat twat.

So, you're not going to

take your medication, then?

You're just keeping me here

to turn a profit.

Baz, we're keeping you here

because you're unwell

I've run a business, luvvy.

I know the friggin' caper.

So, you're not

going to take them, then?

Baz?

Did you use Doctor Achebe's phone?

My office. I know I locked it.

So you used Doctor Achebe's phone

to threaten your neighbour.

Did you go into the staff kitchen?

He's still feeding those birds.

The problem is, Baz,

is that by calling him

you've inflamed the situation

and broken your AVO.

Did you change the settings?

Can we just focus on the patient?

You know what this incident tells us

is that you're not ready to leave.

I shouldn't even be here

in the first place.

When are you morons gonna get that?

He's changed the settings.

You know what?

I'm gonna solve this problem

on all fronts.

Yeah?

Mobile phones -

they're now banned from this ward.

Staff and patients.

That doesn't apply to doctors,

though?

Why would you lot be any exception?

Yes.

And from now on, shrinks can make

appointments with patients,

not the other way around.

Yes! High five, my friend!

Bounce. Give me just one ounce.

Before you denounce me.

Yeah. Yeah, man.

That's good, that's good.

Mad is as mad does.

I'm the verb not the noun.

So don't bring me down.

Yeah. No, listen,

I've got a tune for it.

Mad is as mad does

I'm the verb not the noun

So don't bring me down

Bounce!

Bounce!

B-O-U-N-C-E bounce

Bounce

Give me just one ounce

Before you denounce me

No time for waiting

Anticipating

Just bounce

Bounce

f*ck your meditatin'

We're not particpatin'

Bounce

Bounce

Mad is as mad does

I'm the verb not the noun

I'm the verb not the noun

So don't bring me down

Just bounce! ♪

Hey, Nik.

Man. Hey, Nik, I got a poem for ya.

Yeah? That's good.

Hey, what's that on your head?

It's, uh

I mean, looks like someone

shot you in the head, man.

(LAUGHS)

f*ck off, Baz.

(SQUAWKS)

Listen, um

..I'm sorry for

snapping at you just now.

You got me at a bad moment.

I've got some stuff going on.

Outside of work.

WOMAN'S VOICE: sh*t for brains.

Baz?

MAN'S VOICE: (WHISPER)

Gonna k*ll you.

WOMAN'S VOICE: Scum!

f*ck' ret*rd.

MAN'S VOICE: What are you doing,

dumb c**t?

Can you hear something?

Look at you.

You're nothing.

Baz? What can you hear?

Look at me, you f*ck.

You.

What are you doing?

You're gonna be in here forever.

sh*t for brains.

Anything else?

You f*ck.

Over here.

f*ck.

That's why you're

a dumb f*ck' ret*rd.

Who's talking to you?

Poet? (LAUGHS)

You're not a poet.

You're not a poet.

Stop.

Dumb c**t.

You're gonna be in forever.

f*ck off. Crazy loon.

(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

I told you to stop that,

you stupid prick!

Stop harassing me, you b*stard.

(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

Right. I f*ck' warned ya!

(WHIRRS,

OVERLAPPING VOICES CONTINUE)

ba*ls on a cow.

(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

Shut up, or I'll chop

your f*ck' head off!

What are they saying to you?

That I'm scum. I'm gonna die.

They're not talking to you, mate.

You know, that's your head

making it seem that way.

But we can help you

get them under control.

They've got the numbers.

Well, we've got some pretty big g*ns

in our arsenal, believe me.

Come on.

Let's get you some help.

Hey, Baz.

Um, I've organised for Doctor Wells

to see you about these new symptoms.

Now, she can help you

control the voices, Baz.

She might even be able to

get them to stop completely.

You right?

I'm gonna write a poem about you.

Make it a good one.

Course.

I move people.

Yeats got nothing on me.

Irish c**t.

(LAUGHS)

KAREENA: Where are you taking me?

Where do you want to go?

So, are you getting out?

I'm sorry.

I notice that you and Tessa

have started back on that puzzle.

She's better at it than me.

In our last consultation,

she mentioned something about

a Plan B.

What is that?

That's the plan you use

when your Plan A doesn't work out.

Is it suicide?

No, it's more of a dark joke,

really.

If you k*ll yourself,

then I'll have to do the same

and you've got two deaths

on your conscience.

My concern is

..what happens when you leave?

Because you are

going to leave, James.

You're getting better.

And it's very important

that when the time comes,

you're able to do so unencumbered.

Tessa saved my life.

I'm not leaving here

until I save hers.

They're co-dependent.

The last time that James discharged

himself without notice,

Tessa took a nosedive.

Mmm, she made a connection

with someone for the first time,

and he's found

something to live for.

He has a wife and a son.

Well, let's not pretend

this kind of thing makes any sense.

The intensity between them

is potentially dangerous

if things go wrong

All relationships

are potentially dangerous.

Look, if co-dependency

keeps them both alive,

I'm all for it.

(SCOFFS) OK.

What's that?

What?

Ah, it's a henna tattoo.

I went to Reni's Mehndi ceremony.

Right. Ah, why?

Because she asked me to.

Because I

I'd never been to one before.

It's great that James and Tessa

are connecting,

but they both need

a proper exit strategy.

This car is ridiculous.

What kind of idiot designs a car

that locks the driver inside?

You'll get the hang of it.

Maybe I don't want to

get the hang of it.

It beeps at me and talks to me

and repeats everything.

Hey, you didn't like the smart watch

that I got you, remember?

Now you're a convert.

Did you find the manual?

Yes, and it was all

f*cking technobabble.

Listen, you are

an intelligent woman.

And that car is your servant.

All you need to do

..is take control.

What are you doing?

Taking control.

OK.

Friendships formed in here

can be quite intense

He's helping me do

a puzzle, for f*ck's sake.

And we need to be careful

He's not even good at it.

..that they don't

get in the way of recovery.

So we can't do the puzzle

together, is that it?

My point is that whatever

relationship you have with James

Oh, how is this your business?

..we need to be sure that

it's healthy for both of you

Oh, f*ck off with your

healthy relationships.

..and we need to put in place support

systems for when you have

Tessa

No, you know the problem

with b*tches like you?

You keep people on a string.

And when that string snaps,

you're on your own.

(KNOCKS)

Tessa, I need you to move away

from the door so I can open it.

f*ck off!

The cleaner wanted to take the

Tessa.

..dirty dishes fro her room,

so Tessa shut the door

and barricaded herself in.

(KNOCKS)

What does she want?

They want to split us up.

No, we don't.

Yeah, yeah, which means I'm out

and on the street.

Tessa, there are plenty of other

places to go than on the street

Oh, yeah, like where?

We've got a spare room at our place.

You can come and stay with us.

Yeah, right.

Your wife's gonna love that.

Me and all my sh*t.

I think we're getting

way ahead of ourselves here.

Tessa, we're not looking to take

away your friendship with James.

We want you to have

more people in your life,

not less,

because you can't always

hang on to the people

that you get close to.

But that doesn't make them

any less valuable.

Tessa is not your responsibility.

Then whose responsibility is she?

We will make sure

that she's properly set up.

You have Leyla and Ted.

And your work.

There's no work.

I can't go back.

Don't make Tessa your purpose.

You'll find another job.

Everybody knows.

And if they do?

It's unacceptable.

Tell me what you've done

that's unacceptable.

I tried to neck myself.

You don't think people

can see past that?

Well, they can,

maybe, in your world.

Not in mine.

Then you will make

a new world where they do.

And how do I do that?

Could you could you do that?

I just can't understand

how someone so capable

can be so technologically

challenged

It's not funny!

Come on, it is a little bit funny.

I mean, you did leave the car

running all day.

I don't I don't have time

to wrap my head around

that stupid car.

I have complex human beings

to deal with.

OK, I get it.

You're stressed and

you've lost your sense of humour.

How about we just

Look, let's forget about cooking

dinner at home tonight.

Let's just go out.

No, I don't want to.

I (SIGHS)

I think I just need to be alone.

(QUIET CHATTER)

Hear that?

Mm.

They've been tunnelling.

It's just about hollow.

Toxic, electric.

Nothing spawned in the game of life.

Interesting workplace

you've chosen for yourself.

That colleague of yours,

with the dot on his head.

Indian bloke.

Nik?

Mm! Lunatics really are

running the asylum.

Excuse me.

Mm-hm.

Yep.

I think we have a problem.

What's this about

a mobile phone ban?

Mm-hm.

We have pagers, we have landlines.

We don't need mobile phones as well.

And psychiatrists making

appointments with patients?

Yeah, Baz suggested it

and I think it makes sense.

(SCOFFS)

You know what?

I am tired of seeing patients

waiting around for shrinks.

You guys have no idea

how much they hang out

for their appointments.

You know they're afraid

to go to activities

they might actually benefit from,

from fear they'll miss the doctor.

That weekly appointment

is their one hope

that something

might actually change,

that someone might actually

do something

to help them get out of

what feels like an eternal hellhole.

What is going on?

Nothing's going on.

What is this anti-shrink crusade

that you're on?

I am not anti-shrink.

Yes, you are,

and you need to look at it.

Maybe it's because

you didn't become one yourself.

That's how you saw it.

Now that I chose nursing, but that

I failed to become a shrink

I didn't say failed.

What about you look at the fact

that me doing nursing

was never going to be

good enough for you.

What? What?!

It didn't fit in with your family

or your plans.

That is not true.

Course it is.

It's the reason we split up.

We split up because

you slept with someone else.

Hi, it's

It's Kareena.

Yeah, um

Are you Where are you?

You should cash in

on this problem of yours

and claim disability allowance.

I'm I'm so sorry.

I don't know why I called you.

All good. I'm here now.

You OK?

Yeah.

Why does someone

who could get lost on an escalator

go running in the bush?

Normally I stick to the track,

but just I don't know how I

Do you actually want to get lost?

No.

No, I

My mind wandered

and then I didn't know

..I I couldn't find

Well, you should double back.

Retrace your steps.

Well, I did. I was

I thought this other track

could cut across and

Well, hang on.

No shortcuts.

Set your anchor points

and stick to it.

That way you can always

retrace your steps.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thank you. I really

I really appreciate this.

All good.

I'll add it to your bill.

Can you simplify it in some way?

Well, that's exactly what it's

supposed to do. Simplify things.

Well, it's not working.

It's a brand-new car.

It is working.

Um, well, maybe you could, um,

deactivate something.

Because, to my mind,

I know it's meant to be a smart car,

but when it's doing things

you don't necessarily want it to do,

it's not I mean, there's smart

and then there's just

Kareena

..complicated.

He doesn't know what you want.

Well, I want my old car back.

Thank you.

Is that why you took the job?

Because of Nik?

No.

No, I took the job

because it was a promotion.

For Christ's sake, Kareena.

Why don't you practise

what you preach?

Stop deluding yourself.

I'm not!

Then why are you taking

the pill again?

I found the packet.

What's going on?

David, please, please don't do this.

There is

there is nothing going on.

Then my guess is that

you wish that there was.

Maybe you took the job

because you wanted to see

if there was anything left

between you and Nik

before entrenching yourself

any further in us.

No.

OK, OK.

Look, let's just

Let's just go down

the Koorong River.

We'll take a break.

We'll sort this out.

No, I can't just pick up

and leave without notice.

I have patients

Kareena, if you want to save

this marriage, then we have to go.

Now.

ROHAN: On it.

Moving forward, guys.

Come on. Right side now.

MAN: Got him.

MAN: Nice one.

Reloading.

(g*nf*re)

f*ck!

f*ck!

Dammit!

f*ck, man!

sh*t!

We're screwed.

Dude, what are we doing?

sh*t, no way, man. No way.

Was that all the expl*sives?

No a*mo, man.

No skills, shotgun kids.

f*ck!

Alright, look, we'll

..we'll check in tomorrow

while they're offline

and see where we went wrong.

f*ck.

(PHONE BUZZES)

Doctor Achebe, Nik here, Ward C.

You have a patient here

by the name of Baz Madden.

Yes, I was delayed.

Tell him I'm sorry,

but I'll have to re

Hang on, Doctor,

I might just put him on.

BAZ: Hello, Doc.

It's Baz Madden here.

The couplets are symbolic.

Symbolic cutlets.

Cutlets and piglets.

Morning.

Mr Santo.

Hang on, you said I was first up.

It was a figure of speech.

Mr Santo had

an appointment at nine

Hey, how can first mean anything

other than position number one?

One, two.

You'll be seen directly

after Mr Santo

Mate, why don't you shut

up for five minutes?

Your mouth'll thank you for it.

Calm down

He said I was first up.

Mate, you take my place,

you'll be f*ck' sorry.

Hey, excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Have a seat.

Excuse me.

Wrong bin is a sin.

No plastic.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

I'm gonna rip someone's head off.

NIK: Why don't you channel

that frustration

into your poetry or artwork?

'Cause I'm a busy man.

I've got sh*t to do!

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

So he's pissed off?

He's gone AWOL.

This is bullshit.

(WOOD SMASHES, SCREAM)

(ALARM BEEPS)

(g*nf*re)

Hey.

I'll just let your patient know

you'll be a while longer, shall I?

We'll let him demolish

the rest of the building,

and then we can all go home, right?

He needs to be transferred.

Says who?

I'm having him

transferred to Ward H.

Baz is not Ward H material.

Yes, he is.

He threatened his neighbour

with a hedge trimmer.

He's a safety risk.

You know what?

He gets volatile

when he's dicked around.

Hmm?

And not showing for an appointment

one day

and making him wait an hour the next

is, I believe, dicking him around.

Hmm?

I'll see you there.

He's in the wrong unit.

I don't think that he is.

Well, did you see the door?

He's threatening me,

other patients

But if you look through his history,

there are no actual incidents

of physical violence.

Well, not against a person.

Well, I don't want to be the first.

Rohan, you need to be able to handle

a certain level of aggressive

behaviour in this work.

I understand that.

Where were you yesterday?

I can't keep rescuing you.

I don't expect you to.

I think that you do.

And this stops now.

You need to see your patient

and find a way to help him,

or you need to seriously

consider your options.

Look, I understand

you feel disrespected,

but that it's not my

BAZ: Stop it with your

"I understand. I understand."

You know, I mean, that crap

doesn't cut it with me.

If you understood,

you'd have the decency to show up

for an appointment.

Look, well, I did apologise

You wouldn't leave me waiting

out there

like some f*ck' low-life

piece of sh*t.

Doctor or not,

I know where you live.

You know what?

You're gonna regret the day

your mother ever pushed you

out of her fat twat.

You will stay in this hospital

until you've had treatment

and you are well enough to leave.

I don't need treatment.

My neighbour

In my professional opinion you do,

and if not in here, then in Ward H.

No f*ck' way.

This conversation's not productive

while you're making threats.

We'll talk about it

when you're calm.

I don't need treatment.

I refuse to go to H.

I'm the captain.

This is the New Order.

Right.

I think you have to

take that one up with Nik.

He thinks he's the new captain.

Two captains.

We gonna go to w*r over this

or what?

Well, I'm hoping

we're gonna work together, Baz.

See, you've got Naomi there twice.

Linda's gotta go there.

Yeah.

No, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Pete's got three shifts in a row.

Oh, yeah.

Here if you need.

You know, I still don't understand

why she withdrew her application.

Maybe she just knows that

you're more qualified for the job.

(STATIC)

You've gotta get better, mate.

We need you to get better.

So you can't do Saturdays?

I can do nights.

But Saturdays are a problem, yeah.

And Jack's just started

training on Wednesdays,

so it'd be probably better

Just make a wishlist.

I'll see what I can do.

Thanks, boss.

And don't get too stressed out.

You'll get used to it.

(STATIC)

It's bad timing.

What?

Your sister's wedding.

I think you should give it a miss.

I'm serious.

I've got a bad feeling.

I didn't know you had any.

Feelings.

Well, it's more than a feeling.

It's it's a knowing.

Mate. Stop talking sh*t.

It's not the first time

it's happened.

And I've never been wrong.

You leave the house that day,

and something seriously bad

is gonna happen.

This is my sister's wedding

we're talking about.

And I'm best man.

I'm going.

Don't say you weren't warned.

The Pithi ceremony

starts at six tomorrow.

And don't be late, because

I need you to introduce people.

(COME ON EILEEN

BY DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS PLAYS)

How's the job going?

Yeah.

Good.

And the speech?

I've, ah, got a bit of

writer's block, but I'll get there.

Oh. No buts. Just do it.

Reni, I'll get it done.

Why did you invite Kareena

to the Mehndi ceremony?

Because I ran into her one day

and we got talking and,

you know, actually,

I think Sanchi invited her.

Blame Sanchi.

Seriously.

It's not about blame.

I just want to know

why you asked her.

I just realised

how much I missed her.

You get to know people

and then you don't see them

anymore, you know?

It's sad.

Far as I know, she and David

aren't coming to the wedding.

(SHORT BURST OF

COME ON EILEEN PLAYS)

(COME ON EILEEN PLAYS)

(MUSIC FADES TO SILENCE)

Anyone who knows Reni knows that

Kiran is a brave man to take her on.

Even as a kid

Even as a kid

(SHOUTING)

(SHOUTING)

(COME ON EILEEN PLAYS QUIETLY)

You leave the house that day

and something seriously bad

is gonna happen.

You know, I've been doing

some reading and the more I read,

the more I realise

that as long as we're sticking to

our little agreement,

this might actually be an amazing

opportunity for growth and change.

How's it going, by the way?

The, um the therapy?

Good.

Excellent.

Should have done it a long time ago.

Actually,

I'm just heading there now.

Oh!

Hey, um

I need someone to take Rod

over for a blood test.

Linda, can you?

I'll do it.

Linda's busy with some

some things.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Yes, yeah, right. Ah, now.

That's an infestation alright.

They don't call 'em

the silent destroyers for nothing.

When can you start?

I'll come back.

Yeah, great.

Yeah.

(HUMS TUNE OF COME ON EILEEN)

(SPEAKS HINDI)

(MUSIC PLAYS)

(LOW DRONING SOUND)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)

(MUSIC, CHATTER)

WOMAN: Look at her.

She's missing a tooth.

I brought up my daughters

to be good wives.

And my Nikhil to be a good husband.

See?

This is Nikhil,

at his baptismal ceremony.

How old were you?

You know, I wanted all of them

to receive the gift of Jesus

into their lives, as I did.

Did the girls do this?

No.

Only me.

They refused.

But, you know, I can't refuse to be

a part of this ceremony.

Mum.

I'm simply saying that this wedding

will be hard for me.

Mum, please.

I'm not causing any trouble, Nikhil.

I'm just saying the worshipping of

false idols is uncomfortable for me.

He knows. You've told him already.

See?

Another one of

the baptismal ceremony.

Nikhil.

Look at you down at the river.

Look so happy.

I wasn't happy.

That's not true.

Yeah, it is.

Is this the face of

a boy who is unhappy?

Yes, it is.

I wanted the minister

to hold my head under the water

until I drowned.

What was that about?

She's reinventing history.

Nik Don't.

Oh, what, so you're allowed

to be over her, but I'm not?

Not this close to the wedding.

Where are you going?

I've got stuff at work

to finish, yeah?

You're coming back later, right?

For dinner?

(STATIC)

Of course he is.

(FOOTSTEPS, BREATHING)

CHILD: (ECHOING) Nik.

Nik.

Nik.

Nik.

Nik.

Nik. Nik.

Nik.

Looks like someone

shot you in the head, man.

(LAUGHS)

f*ck off, Baz.

KAREENA: What? What?!

We split up because

you slept with someone else.

You don't get to start that

and not finish.

This conversation is over.

(CAR BEEPS)

We both know that what I did

wasn't the reason for our split.

You wanted out because I was never

going to be good enough

No, you wanted out.

Actually, you were never even

really in it to begin with,

not completely.

How can you

I loved you.

You know, what happened to us,

it nearly k*lled me.

You you had this dark,

angry corner that you would go to

and I could never reach you.

(CAR CONTINUES BEEPING)

For f*ck's sake,

can you turn that off?

Talk about a dark, angry corner.

Hey.

It's not over between us.

You must know that.

Nik, I'm worried about you.

Why?

Because you seem unhinged.

No.

I've never been saner in my life.

Hey

..why did you tell Nik

that you had a premonition

about the wedding?

What?

Well, it's just you give me such

a hard time about my beliefs,

and it turns out that

you've got some of your own.

What are you talking about?

You told him to stay at home.

No, I didn't!

I've never had a premonition

in my bloody life,

let alone had a conversation

about one.

OK. You win.

Mum can stay at mine.

What is it?

Dilshan would have been 28

..if he was here.

I was thinking about Dad.

You know, getting the call and

then coming to get us from school,

knowing what he was taking us to.

You weren't at school.

You didn't come in that day

because you'd been sick.

Hang on.

You had asthma from the cane fire.

No, I I thought I

No-one told me.

I thought you knew.

(SIREN WAILS)

(CRIES)

Hey.

Be happy for me.

Leave the past behind.

Dilshan!