-(JACKHAMMER WHIRRING)
-You got an A-minus
-without studying?
-Yeah.
Man, lucky! You know what I got?
-What?
-I barely got a C!
NOLAN: Hey, Vic!
It's Nolan. What does he want?
He's been like this ever since
your sister's birthday, you know.
-I think he's into you, Vic.
-Totally.
There's no way, he's been ignoring me.
Anyway, he's heading over here.
-Um, can I speak to you a minute?
-Yeah.
In private.
I just wanted to say...
-(JACKHAMMER WHIRRING)
-(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
-(WHIRRING STOPS)
-Let me know, okay?
Um, wait, but I didn't...
-So, what did he say?
-I'm not sure, I couldn't hear anything.
(JACKHAMMER WHIRRING)
Your mothers and me
FRIDAY
(SIGHS) Emma, hey, listen.
Before you go, I need to tell you...
I don't have time, sweetie,
I really can't miss my train.
Yeah, but it's really important,
I need to talk to you.
Yeah, I know you'll miss me,
I'll miss you too.
I'm only gone two nights.
I really can't be late for my seminar.
I understand, I get it,
but I have to talk to you
because our relationship's in trouble
if you don't listen to me.
What? Wait, what's going on?
(SIGHS)
Fred? What's...
You remember when
you once said that, uh...
"Fred, if there's something
wrong with me or with us,
"you have to tell me right away
so that it doesn't mess with my head,
"so that it doesn't eat away at me
and break up our relationship."
-Yeah?
-That's where I'm at right now.
Okay.
Cause of, um...
Look all these colors you're wearing.
I mean, come on, it's a mess!
(LAUGHING)
-No, but...
-No, but it's half ugly.
Seriously, I'm nearly ready to leave you.
Come on! It's too much!
Purple goes with everything.
It's feisty.
-It's an audacious color.
-Oh, according to?
-According to the fashion police, okay?
-Okay. (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
Listen to me, I'm just saying,
the people that see you in this outfit,
they'll say, "Ahh!"
-You've got a knife, like, "Ahhh!"
-(LAUGHS)
See, the purple, orange,
and green colors there,
-they tell a story.
-Okay, yeah, well...
-See you Sunday.
-Sounds good.
Why don't you just go ahead
and add a red nose?
-Right? Anyway, please say hi to Bozo!
-Okay, bye, bye. Love you!
-I bet you'll be in the same train car.
-Yep!
-We're sitting next to each other!
-(LAUGHING)
ROMY: Bye, Emma!
CLARA: Have a nice weekend!
-EMMA: Bye, girls. Have fun this weekend!
-You sure didn't hear anything?
I said no! Because of the jackhammer,
I only heard one word.
-The worst possible one.
-There are my little girls!
-How are you?
-Sorry, Dad, we really don't have time.
-Okay.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
Cool weekend.
Lou. And what else?
No, that's all I heard.
It's a disaster!
-(DOOR OPENS)
-Hey! It's me, the big papanou!
Pizza? Should we get a pizza?
Uh, isn't an "sy" missing?
-"Lou-sy."
-Dad.
-Papa, it's got nothing to do with it.
-We're busy, okay?
ROMY: I'm not trying to spell "lousy."
Actually, uh,
she's the "beauty" over at Vic's school.
Everybody loves her.
-And apparently, Nolan does too, so...
-Hey, not cool!
Nolan's the one who was
at her birthday, right?
-Yeah.
-Ah, I liked him, he was cool.
He was kinda weird, but he was...
What's the problem, uh,
with Nolan liking Lou?
-Uh, because "Vic" "likes" "Nolan."
-Shut up!
Okay, those quotation marks are
in the wrong place, you know.
And second, I really don't think
that your sister likes Nolan.
Um, because I mean she's too young,
it's not her thing at all.
She's not...
-(GASPS) Wow.
-CLARA: Yeah.
Wait, are you in love with Nolan?
-Dad!
-But you're too young!
Can you please leave right now?
Come on, you still play with
stuffed animals and stuff!
-You still even color.
-Just leave, please!
But not you, come on!
'Cause I've already
-basically lost this one.
-Dad!
Come on, Dad.
What a blow.
-Please go.
-It goes by way too fast.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-All right, Vic.
-Tell me everything from the start.
-Well, first he said,
-"Can I speak to you for a minute?"
-Mmm-hmm.
-(MOUTHING) "...Lou."
-Ah, well that's not great.
So, like, he thinks of you as a friend
-and he's asking your opinion of Lou then.
-That would be terrible.
Well, it mostly means that
she got friendzoned.
And the friendzone is worse
than death. Trust me.
(FRED CLEARS THROAT)
Sorry, uh,
I just came to look for my dinosaur.
Here it is. Okay.
Your... That's wild.
That friendzone story of yours.
But on the contrary,
the friendzone's literally
right before the smooch-zone.
-Oh, come on! That's just gross. Ew.
-FRED: What?
Clara wouldn't be here
if my theory wasn't proven.
Sorry, but it's true.
-Should I tell you kids how we met?
-ALL: No.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
It's really a great story.
So, way back when
your dad was pretty fly.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
CLARA: Hold up, hold up. Wait.
-FRED: Uh...
-Aren't you exaggerating a bit?
-Me?
-Come on.
Uh, barely. Um, barely.
I was a big deal.
Really, I was.
-Sure.
-Anyway, let's continue. So...
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I... I'm sorry.
-Ding-ding!
-What... I'm so overwhelmed.
FRED: Wow. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, man! What a welcome!
We were supposed to go
to the movies, remember?
You're even the one who said,
-"Hey, let's go to the movies."
-(GASPS)
-Remember?
-I'm so sorry!
-I totally forgot.
-What?
I'm really sorry,
I need to start studying,
I have an exam on Kipling.
Well, um, hey, listen.
We'll just find a movie theater
that's playing Mowgli.
That way you can study,
-and you can still catch a flick, right?
-(LAUGHING)
-Come on, what do you say?
-You're crazy.
I like your bandana.
-Yeah, it's blue, I put the blue...
-Are you ready, Laurence?
Uh, yeah, I'm coming. I...
-Yeah?
-This, uh, this is Jean-Sébastien.
-He's my partner and Fred...
-FRED: Oh, okay.
Well, he's like my brother,
he's my best friend.
-Yeah.
-JEAN: Nice to meet you.
-Hey. There, scissors.
-(LAURENCE LAUGHING)
Your hand was like paper, see what I mean?
-JEAN: Yeah.
-See, it was like, "clack."
I mean, um, more like...
Or like some shears really,
and cut through the paper. See?
See, I asked, uh, Jean-Seb
if we could study together
because he's amazing
with 19th-century literature.
-So, uh... (LAUGHS)
-Ah, well, you know...
-Yes.
-Well, I guess I do know Kipling
-like the back of my hand.
-Right, um, sure.
"If you can keep your head
when all about you are losing theirs..."
-FRED: Who? Me?
-"...and blaming it on you,
"if you can trust yourself
when all men doubt you,
BOTH: "or being hated,
don't give way to hating,
"and yet don't look too good,
nor talk too wise."
-(LAURENCE LAUGHING)
-(CHUCKLES) I knew that.
I mean, he's the guy who invented
the airships with those carriers under.
-No. No, no, that's Zeppelin.
-FRED: Yes. Yes, it is.
-LAURENCE: Yeah.
-Actually, it sounds the same,
-so I could've made the same mistake...
-He's right.
...if I didn't have any culture.
-(SCOFFS) Man!
-JEAN: Uh, I'll head outside.
-I'll be in the car.
-Okay. Yeah, all right, I'm coming.
Seriously? I've got culture.
Who's that nerd?
Oh, he's not a nerd.
He's super cool
and he's super intelligent,
-and, uh, I mean, he's super-hot.
-Yeah?
-Don't you think?
-Hot? I don't know about hot
-'cause I didn't really look.
-Really?
Seemed kinda skinny.
I mean his face.
Come on, it's too symmetrical.
But to each their own, huh?
Maybe you like symmetry.
Tomorrow. After my exam,
the two of us will see a movie.
-Is that cool? Okay?
-Okay.
-Promise?
-Sure.
-Let's get a bunch of snacks too. Okay?
-For sure. Yeah, for sure.
-I'm gonna go.
-Okay, rock, scissors.
-(LAUGHING)
-Sheers!
You're stupid. (CHUCKLES)
STAN: Oof! That was rough. (LAUGHS)
One ticket straight to the friendzone.
(LAUGHING)
What are you talking about, "friendzone"?
Dude, she just introduced you
as her brother.
You just walked into the friendzone.
I don't know what he told you, miss,
but he doesn't go here.
He's in the sports program.
-Isn't that true? (CHUCKLES)
-Aren't you studying law?
-FRED: Nope.
-Yeah.
Uh, no, I mean, I do.
See, I've studied law and sports.
So, if there's a legal dispute
on the field, then, bam!
-I'm there.
-Okay. You're just here to get girls.
His plan never works,
and he's still here every day.
And what you're describing is a ref,
buddy, nothing to do with law.
Uh, you need five years
of studying for that?
FRED: Yeah, you do.
So, what do you wanna do
since you're free?
But I mean, didn't it bother you
that you were just her friend?
Seriously, I mean it.
I wasn't just her best friend.
I assure you, in the friendzone,
there's always VIP access.
And you gotta find it as soon as possible.
And that day I gave it my best.
I found the VIP access.
Even though I didn't even have a badge!
(CHUCKLING)
You know, the thing you, that thing...
They put bracelets on you or, you know...
You can chill with
the metaphors, you know.
Yeah, so, I was in it to win it for real.
But, the trick question was
where Kipling wrote The Jungle Book.
-I'm sure the whole class missed it.
-So a city by a jungle?
Somewhere to inspire
The Jungle Book, so...
-Kuala Lumpur? No?
-(LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-You're funny.
-Yeah, thank you.
Well, you're funny too.
And beautiful, and you're intelligent.
You've got style, and you smell nice.
Hey! What's up, Laurence?
-This is crazy!
-Oh, my God!
-What are you doing here?
-Hey!
-Hey!
-Zeppelin! You prefer Zep maybe.
-Irie! Irie, mon!
-Uh, no.
-I mean, that's not Rasta.
-It's wild, but sometimes
you have an urge like that,
a desire without realizing
-that it's common, even shared. You know?
-(FRED SIGHS)
Mmm-hmm, but actually
we came to the movie together.
But then again, are we really free
to choose for ourselves?
-Betrayals or lies?
-Um...
-Interesting question, huh?
-Yeah.
I think the one
who has the best answer is Godard.
-He has this great quote.
-Yeah?
He says, "Isn't cinema
-"just 24 times the truth per second?"
-FRED: Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah.
-Anyway, thanks for all these questions...
-It's my pleasure.
-...that mean nothing, but I hope
you have a great night.
You and Godard.
And, um,
we'll take two seats then, please.
Uh, three. Three.
-Thanks, Zep!
-Uh, no, I mean...
See you in there?
-Yeah, okay, sure.
-It's true what Godard said.
WOMAN: That'll be 36 francs, please.
36 francs! Hmm.
Look, I only have 20.
WOMAN: And?
But, uh, I'm a student.
-So maybe...
-WOMAN: Ah, no, we don't do that here.
I'm sorry,
but what a superficial treatment
of that time of divided England in 1912.
It's just, I mean that, uh,
with a deeper... Wait, what is that?
Excuse me, excuse me!
I ordered a phô xào not a bánh cuốn.
Phô xào is made with nuoc mam.
Bánh cuốn is nuoc mam and soy sauce.
I know this isn't Hanoi,
but I have limits.
-Sorry, sir.
-Um, excuse him.
It's because when he was little,
he fell into a huge bowl of soy sauce
and almost drowned.
He was young. He was what, 24 years old?
Right. Didn't know how to swim yet.
I am not judging, but poor guy is still
suffering the after-effects.
-(LAURENCE LAUGHING)
-He's pretty funny, isn't he?
He's got movie opinions
-and cute anecdotes about soy sauce.
-Wow.
Yeah, he has an opinion
-on literature, on cinema.
-Oh, yeah?
-I loved the movie for example.
-How could you like that monstrosity?
(BOTH LAUGH)
-It was super well done.
-"Super well done?"
I agree. Super well done.
The special effects were incredible.
-Yeah.
-And when the boat is like that,
falling, "Watch out! Iceberg!"
-Super freaky, man.
-I mean, what do you think? Crazy!
-Yeah, for real.
-It is absolutely
-not convincing as a love story.
-FRED: What?
He's totally broke
and she's a rich heiress.
-They have absolutely nothing in common.
-So what?
We can all be from different backgrounds
and still get along well.
-Or like each other, whatever.
-LAURENCE: Well, yeah.
Just because I'm studying literature,
doesn't mean I wanna end up with,
I don't know, um, uh...
-Bernard Pivot.
-Bernard Pivot.
-Wow!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
Look at that! (LAUGHS)
-We said it at the same time.
-Yeah, I'm sorry, but, um...
But I found the whole depiction
of eroticism quite ridiculous.
-There, I said it. I mean...
-LAURENCE: What are you saying?
-I have the right to my opinion, you know?
-And as a matter of fact, I have the right
-to think the same as you.
-Ah.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Yeah, I mean I thought the, uh,
the kiss scene, for example,
-was far from convincing.
-(CHUCKLES) Wait, I'm sorry,
but what do you know about kissing?
-Hey, what are you...
-I don't want to be mean, but, uh...
Well, it is mean, you know.
-Come on, I...
-It is.
What? Like, yeah,
I know a lot about kissing.
-I know a lot. I'm good, I...
-(LAUGHING)
LAURENCE: Why don't you think
it was convincing?
Um, because, for me, I mean a kiss, uh,
it starts by, um, looking at, uh...
Looking at each other in the eyes.
And if you feel something between you,
and when you feel it then, uh,
see if you can gently caress their cheek.
-Then, uh, give them a little smile.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
And, uh, see if there's some desire
to touch your lips.
To me, that's...
That's how you make a kiss romantic.
-Man, that's romantic.
-That's so awesome.
That's so gross.
So your brilliant sensei teaching is
to go and watch Titanic to make out?
Well, it helps, yes.
But the lesson is it's good to be
friends before you smooch.
Because then you know exactly
what the other one likes.
It's amazing. Your mom, Laurence,
I knew that she, for example, liked humor.
What does Nolan like?
VICTOIRE: Well...
He likes funny animal videos.
Well, great! Then just send videos...
Oh! Send him the video
of the hedgehog riding a horse!
-Oh, perfect!
-(FRED LAUGHS)
-That one's hilarious!
-I gotta go. See you later.
FRED: So funny.
You will never come
out of the friendzone.
Of course she will. Here, look.
We've also got the video of the squirrels
trying to skateboard.
-There's that. it's a classic. So good.
-Yeah, that one's awesome.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
SATURDAY
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Whoa! LeBron James!
-Did you see that?
-Did he answer?
-No, nothing.
-Did you see or not?
-Can you hear me? Look. Whoa!
-Didn't I warn you about this?
Hey, can't you hear me?
No? Anyone?
She told you so! But how could you
listen to Papa's advice?
-He got dumped three times!
-Yeah, that's true though.
I hear you talking about me, you know.
The worst part is that
he opened the message.
But if he left you on read,
that means he's ghosting you.
Uh, Ryan Ghosting?
No, ghosting. It's when someone
just completely vanishes out of nowhere.
That's funny because
we used to say, "basing."
-"Basing"?
-Yeah, basing. Ryan Basing. (CHUCKLES)
(GASPS) It reminds me of my
love story with Marie-Ange.
-So great, I remember.
-Here he goes again.
You kids want me to tell you
how I met Marie-Ange?
-No, thanks.
-We're good.
I was with Stan, I think.
Yeah, I was with Stan.
We were, uh, at a party.
You wouldn't believe the drip then.
(EXHALES)
-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
-Yeah, cool, catch you later.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Whoo!
You're k*lling it, k*lling it!
Ah! Watch out!
Oh. Seriously?
Hey. What are you...
What's this dancing?
-It's tecktonik.
-Hmm.
-In five years, this is gonna k*ll.
-Yeah, I'm not sure, man.
-I swear.
-It looks like you're wrapping yourself
-in bubble wrap.
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-Hey! Oh!
-(DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING)
The bell rang, I'll get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh... Yeah?
-Are you guys serious?
-About?
-Turn the music down!
-Okay, sorry.
Jackie, turn down the music!
It's fine, it's...
No, it's not, I mean, it's every night!
Every single night!
So Friday, Saturday, I can deal,
-but it's Tuesday, man!
-Yeah.
Yeah, well, I'll tell him.
-Yes.
-I wasn't there on Saturday, you know.
Do you wanna grab a drink?
Yeah, and dance with a bunch
of dorks like that?
FRED: Well, yeah he's a bit
stuck there, I'll admit,
but otherwise, uh, well...
Yeah, it's getting weird.
He dances like a dork.
In five years, it's gonna be
all the rage, I swear.
Please, come in and
have a quick drink. Chill out.
No, I propose a battle.
-(SCOFFS)
-If you win, we do what you want.
We stop the music,
we close down everything.
We'll even move out if you want.
And if I win, well, then you stay.
-If I win, everyone leaves?
-Yeah.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Bam, bam, bam!
-What is he doing?
-Hey, hey, hey!
-What?
-Oh, the battle is between
-the two of us, man.
-Oh, okay.
-Okay?
-CROWD: (CHANTING) Go! Go! Go!
Wow.
She is sensational.
Seriously?
Wow.
(CROWD GASPING)
But your story has nothing
to do with ghosting.
Now, hold on!
Because there's a little bit of a twist.
-I'm so sorry.
-I think I got a whole
phalange in my eye, there.
(CHUCKLES)
-Luckily, I have a soft eye.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Is it all right?
-Let's see.
Let's see.
-Much better now. Yeah.
-It's fine?
It's fine.
Well, um, hey, listen...
I've to go because
I have a concert tomorrow.
-I need some sleep.
-Oh, okay, of course,
-the night before a concert. I mean, we...
-You're a musician?
Wait.
-Don't tell me, don't tell me.
-Uh...
-No.
-Wind?
-You play a wind instrument.
-Uh, yeah, wind instrument, yes.
-Bingo! Nailed it!
-Honestly, this is getting fun.
-Dry lips... Um, no!
-Ah, sorry.
-Dry lips, a bit fleshy.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Hmm?
-Trumpet.
-Well played.
-Bam! I knew it.
-I have a pretty good nose for it. Yeah.
-That's crazy. It's unbelievable.
-It's... it's a real gift.
-Hey, what class did you take?
Oh, what was the name again?
-Wait a sec...
-Ah, don't.
-Hmm.
-Don't tell me you did Serge de la Rue?
No. What was her name?
Come on, what was her name?
Corine Geraldine? Geraldine du Boulevard?
Where are you going to...
Where's your gig tomorrow?
Oh, it's nothing big, just a gig at a club
for the music festival.
-Really? Cool! Can I see it?
-Uh, yeah.
-If you want to, great.
-Yeah?
-But don't judge me.
-Me? Never!
You know, between us musicians,
-you know, we gotta... Yeah. Okay.
-All right, cool.
-Um, seven o'clock. Okay?
-Okay, great, that works.
-Okay. Okay.
-Cool. I'll see you tomorrow then.
Yeah, right, no worries.
Go ahead.
-Bye.
-Yeah, ciao.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-FRED: You know what,
she could've already forgotten
that she invited me.
-And you told her about Clara?
-Are you crazy? I'm not gonna to tell her.
I've known her five minutes, like,
"Oh, hi, I'm Fred.
I've got a kid." No way.
No, I'm going easy, you know?
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-MARIE-ANGE: Oh, Fred!
-Hey!
-Great, you're here!
-Yeah?
-Yeah, our trumpeter... Sorry, hi there.
-Hi.
-Our trumpeter got the flu.
-Okay.
-Yeah.
-Uh, I'm not sure it get it.
-Our trumpeter is sick, it's bad.
-Oh, crap!
You're going to sit in.
-No, but, you could... I'm, uh, real bad.
-Oh, stop it.
-You studied at the Boulevard.
-Who?
-Monique du Boulevard. Come on. Let's go!
-Oh, yeah, right. I just... I forgot.
-Oh, now? Yeah.
-Shall we start with Tequila?
Um, I think I'll do a caipirinha.
I'll do a caipirinha. You?
If it's free, I'll have a mojito.
-Okay.
-No, the song Tequila.
-Oh, the song!
-(BOTH SCATTING)
-Nice, love that song.
-Come on. Come on.
-It's gonna be great.
-Is trumpet hard to play?
Guys, guys!
We're good. He'll do it!
You're saying you played the trumpet
-with mom and you didn't mess up?
-Uh, yeah.
One, two, three, four.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
You're good, man.
(CROWD CHEERING)
-Come in on the next bar!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPS)
(PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Something... Something's broken.
It's broken, this key is broken.
-It is not working. It's not working.
-Just go, come on. Go on.
(PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
(SCATTING OFF-KEY)
(CONTINUES SCATTING OFF-KEY)
Tequila!
(PLAYING TRUMPET DISCORDANTLY)
Really, I'm not sure why I did that.
I wanted to impress you or something.
I was completely useless.
Impressive skills, huh?
-Agreed.
-Yeah.
I mean, usually if you say you did
the Boulevard, you know some basics.
-(LAUGHS) Yeah.
-No?
-I don't think you know the basics.
-No?
-No. I don't. (CHUCKLES)
-You don't think so?
-(LAUGHING)
-You're right.
-Actually, I'd like to be like you.
-Awful?
-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah?
-Really?
-Yeah, I'd like to be a little awful.
-And then laugh.
-Okay.
I would never be able
to do what you just did.
-You mean, make a fool of yourself?
-Yeah, but it's true.
-Yeah.
-I'm always putting pressure on myself,
-I don't know how you do it.
-I'm cool.
I'm one of the coolest guys, apparently.
People often accost me and tell me
they've never met anyone so cool.
-Really? Cool.
-Yeah.
-You want to learn how to be cool?
-Yeah, that'd be amazing.
I have to see you again for that.
-Okay.
-Yeah?
-Yes.
-Well, then...
How 'bout you call me then?
-Okay.
-Okay. You call me then...
-So you'll... Sure? Okay.
-Yeah, I'll give you a call.
Well...
-See you.
-Bye.
-I'll see you soon.
-See ya.
And, uh, what's this?
Uh-oh, sorry!
-STAN: Over here!
-Yeah, sorry.
-I just thought, uh...
-Right.
-I have to go, gotta go. Gotta go.
-Right.
-Whoa.
-It went well. It went super well.
-Excuse me, you lost something.
-FRED: I'm going to head out.
I'm staying, I'm staying.
Welcome to meeting me.
Except she never called me back.
I waited for days and days
and still nothing.
Papanou was devastated.
I know what ghosting is.
You see, I experienced it.
-Oh, sad.
-Yeah, I know.
But Papanou is very good.
He's very good.
That's what he wanted to tell me,
that he's dating Lou!
What is this?
What are you talking about?
-Okay, girls. Don't let it get you down.
-Let's see. Who is it?
We're gonna kick off
Operation Zoomer Time.
-Come on.
-No! Hold up!
You shouldn't act when you're angry!
CLARA: Romy, hold it! That's it.
Look a little bit here.
Awesome. That's it. There it is!
-New York.
-VICTOIRE: Mmm-hmm.
-CLARA: Maldives.
-Whoa, great!
-CLARA: I know.
-Come on.
-Yeah, no, it's well done.
-ROMY: It's gotta work!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Come on, come on, come on!
-Come on, let's go!
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-It's not him.
-(CLARA SIGHS)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-It's him! (SCREAMS)
-Oh, my God, it worked!
-Let's see. What'd he say? What'd he say?
-Who is this? Who is this?
It's Nolan! Do you see
how my great advice pays off?
Blam!
Can I see?
Ah, all right, yeah.
He's not wrong honestly.
Well, I mean, you seemed to like "Greece."
-(FRED LAUGHS)
-Do you think he found me out?
No, it's fine, he didn't,
he said it was awesome.
-We just need to find something to answer.
-No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
You have to stop lying.
If you'd listened to me till the very end,
you'd know that Marie-Ange had
a perfectly good reason to ghost me.
-Right. Right.
-I have to go, gotta go. Gotta go.
-Whoa.
-It went well. It went super well.
-Excuse me, you lost something.
-FRED: I'm going to head out.
I'm staying, I'm staying.
Welcome to meeting me.
-But, um, did I really lose something?
-No, just a way to introduce myself.
-You know? That's all.
-Because I...
-Did you see me...
-No, it's not... No.
No, it's just an expression.
It's just something people say, you know?
Like an icebreaker.
Like, when you say, "Is your dad a thief?
"'Cause he must've stolen
all the stars from the sky
-"and put 'em in those eyes of yours."
-But, no, my dad isn't...
He... He's in medicine.
Why would you say that? That's not nice.
No, no, no, uh, yeah.
So it's going to be tricky.
Your father isn't a thief.
Well, maybe he was.
-Hey, where's Fred?
-He just left.
-Thanks.
-It's an expression.
(PANTING)
FRED: Hi, sweetie!
CLARA: Daddy! Daddy!
FRED: It's Daddy!
Yes, it's me, Daddy!
How's my princess?
So what did you do about it?
Well, the crazy thing is that I met her
again completely by chance in the street.
-Sure, sure. You stalked her.
-Me? But how?
But I... Who did I stalk?
-I didn't stalk anybody!
-Uh...
Stalk, stalk?
-Stalk.
-FRED: Stalk?
-No. I didn't stalk anyone.
-Stalk.
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
Ow! Crap!
(HUMMING)
(WHISTLING) Whoa!
Huh! This is wild!
I can't believe... You're, uh...
What are you doing over here?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Yeah, I live here.
We met at my neighbor's.
-Don't you remember?
-Uh, wasn't that...
Right! Right!
-It was here, of course.
-Yeah, it was here.
You were upstairs and all.
-Yeah, with the noise. Right.
-Yes.
The battle and everything.
-So how are you?
-Good, and you?
-Good.
-Your wife, your daughter, how are they?
My what?
Right. Bye.
And that's when I realized that
I had to give her my best.
CLARA: I push button.
Yeah, you're going to press
the button, okay? Go ahead.
-You have to start the music, here, here.
-Here?
Yeah.
-(TEQUILA PLAYING)
-Yeah, amazing! Now look up.
Take a look.
It's, uh, the song I tried to play,
you see, but...
But since I'm a bit lame,
I thought that maybe you could teach me?
Oh, she's a colleague. She wanted to
come with me because, you see,
-I wasn't too sure about myself.
-(LAUGHING)
She asked me, "You want me
to come to help? Boost your confidence?"
-(CLARA LAUGHING)
-So, uh, hey, oh...
We were wondering, me and Clara,
do you have fries?
-I have fries.
-She has fries!
(FRED AND CLARA LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHING)
-Cute, isn't she?
Shall we?
-You coming? Come on, let's go.
-CLARA: Yeah. (LAUGHING)
So you, like, used me, huh?
That's pretty sneaky.
(CHUCKLING)
Yeah, I'm a bit sorry.
-Yeah, maybe more than a bit though.
-FRED: It's okay.
Because you were super cute, it's true.
-You were so cute, you were... (EXCLAIMS)
-(LAUGHING)
Now, I mean, it's not the same.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it's true, but really...
No, you're beautiful, too beautiful.
Anyhow, it's really romantic.
In any case, I decided that
I'd never lie to her again.
And that's what I did,
I never lied to her again.
Maybe twice, tops.
Or five, but less than ten times.
Then we got this amazing gift.
It's over with Nolan, I'm toast.
I'm going to bed.
FRED: But sweetie!
But it's 4:00 in the afternoon.
It's 4:15, so it's fine.
You can go to sleep
around 4:15 if you want. Yeah.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
SUNDAY
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, stop ghosting me, kid.
I can see you
under your blanket. (LAUGHS)
Romy and I woke up a bit early,
we bought you croissants,
pains au chocolat.
We have a beast of a breakfast.
Look at this.
You see how caring we are?
-I think I'm sick.
-What?
-I have a big knot here.
-Huh.
And here too.
-I think it's appendicitis.
-(SIGHS)
I think it's much worse than that.
I think you have a dislocation
of the left aorta.
-What's that?
-It's called a heartbreak.
You know , there was a philosopher
who once said...
No, he was a singer, my bad.
No, a sports guy who said...
"I know, I know..."
What language was it in?
Whatever, some singer.
I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know!
No, wait.
(STAMMERING)
The moral of this... of this song
by this philosopher was that the...
The important thing is to talk.
To communicate.
What would you want to tell him
if you could talk to Nolan?
Well...
-I'd tell him that I like him a lot.
-Hmm.
-Okay, it's cute.
-And that I don't want him to date Lou.
-(CHUCKLES) Okay.
-You're right.
-I'll send him a message.
-Great.
Hold on.
This idea's kinda batty.
Why don't you speak face-to-face?
Mmm-mmm. No.
-Where does he live?
-On the second floor.
Okay.
It's gonna be okay, don't worry.
-(GATE BUZZES)
-You told me your math teacher, uh...
-That he, uh, he lives, uh... Go.
-Huh?
Go ahead.
Go, go, go, go, go.
All right!
You're my champion.
Come on, Vic! Go!
(SIGHS)
BOY: Yeah?
Nolan, it's Vic. I wanted to tell you
that I didn't really go to Greece.
It was just to make you think
I didn't care that
you were hanging out with Lou,
when, um, actually...
I, uh...
Um, I like you.
I don't want you to be with Lou, so...
if that's what you
asked me the other day.
Um, I'm Jeremy.
Nolan lives on the floor below.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
(SIGHS)
Um, I'm not interested in Lou.
I invited you to come
to her party with me.
You wanted to invite me to her party?
But I did invite you.
You never answered me.
Oh, uh, I didn't realize you did.
I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.
You know, uh...
Um, I like you as well.
Do you maybe wanna go get a kebab?
I'm kinda hungry.
-Sure, yeah.
-I just gotta go drop off my groceries.
-Your dad's coming too?
-My dad?
Yeah.
-(NOLAN CHUCKLES)
-Oh!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
So turns out the story with Lou
was just to make me jealous
'cause he thought I had ghosted him
since I didn't answer him about the party.
Wait, so you two are a couple?
-And now you're together, yeah!
-(FRED LAUGHS)
-FRED: They what? She, uh...
-(CLARA CLEARS THROAT)
She's way too young. It's... It's...
Oh, it's okay, they're... It's...
They're friends.
And what about my mom?
You never told us.
-Come on, Papa, tell us.
-With Helena?
Um, well, let's just say
I had a little experience by then,
you know, so I knew a little bit about it.
I mean, I just went with the flow.
I was chill.
(LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
(HEART BEATING)
Ah! Oh, darn it!
Gringo!
Whoo!
Oh, no, my new jeans!
-Why don't you go talk to her?
-Huh?
Come on, go talk to her, man.
I'm an osteopath,
I have two children, she's not into me.
What do you want me to tell you?
-There's no point.
-What's up with the nail around your neck?
Come on, that's no nail.
This is clearly a lucky bear claw.
It's an heirloom, that my grandfather,
uh, apparently,
-found on the ground.
-Uh, she's coming over.
-She's coming.
-She's coming! She's coming! She's coming!
I'll have... Excuse me?
Hello.
Hello.
-(IN SPANISH) How are you?
-(IN ENGLISH) I'm sorry?
-(IN SPANISH) Do you speak Spanish?
-Yes. Please.
-(LAUGHS)
-You are very handsome.
Yes.
-(IN ENGLISH) I'm really into you.
-Ah, I get it.
(IN SPANISH)
Yes, you are handsome, you. You are.
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
Please.
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, am I wrong?
Are we vibing or no?
(IN SPANISH) To do. Yes.
My friend, uh, Stan.
-My friend.
-(IN ENGLISH) Let's dance.
-(IN SPANISH) Good morning.
-FRED: Yes. Good afternoon.
Are we vibing right now?
No.
I was just checking like, uh...
The lemons look good.
I made the first move. And that's all.
That's funny because
that's not exactly what Mom told me.
Really? What did she say?
You'll tell me later, right?
-EMMA: Hello, everyone!
-Yeah.
CLARA: Hi!
EMMA: Hello!
What?
Finally, I don't feel any pain.
It was magic.
-It was magical, yeah.
-Mmm.
Well then, I'll see you.
I, uh...
(INAUDIBLE)
Rachelle, Rachelle, Rachelle,
Rachelle, Rachelle.
I have three daughters with three ex-wives
-who are present, the exes, very present.
-Okay.
My knowledge in literature is iffy.
I like movies, but not that much.
I suck at the trumpet.
Uh, at making the first move,
I'm really bad.
I love to make jokes.
Even if they are not all great,
they make me laugh, which is something.
And you too, apparently, a little.
-(LAUGHS)
-And, uh, would love to see you again.
-I would.
-(CHUCKLES)
It's Emmanuelle.
-Who?
-Me.
-Ah!
-You said, "Rachelle."
Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Okay.
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