Vampire Riderz (2013)

[bunniefuu]

(Crickets chirping)

We shouldn't.

Um, excuse me?

That's what I'm supposed to say.

Shouldn't this be the way around?

(Companion) I told you, I'm different.

(Chuckles) It's okay.

You don't have to lie.

I know what this is. (Chuckles)

It's okay.

Come on.

Live free or die,

that's what I say.

(Vampire growls)

(Victim whimpers)

(Vampire growling)

(Vampires hissing)

(Victim screaming)

(Victim screaming)

(Vampires hissing)

(Victim screaming)

(Victim screaming)

(Vampire screaming)

(Fireworks popping)

*** Subtitles by dylux ***

(Engines whirring)

♪ Pleasure come over me ♪

♪ Bet you can suck that down ♪

(Bar patron) Happy New Year.

You know what I think it is?

I'm just not putting myself out there.

I mean, I build this bubble

and it's, it's unpoppable.

It's like the Great Wall

of China or the Taj Mahal.

It's bigger than life.

What are we talking about again,

your head?

(Hand smacking)

See, that's what I'm talking about.

You're always joking when

I'm trying to be serious.

You always gotta be so violent.

Hey bartender,

two more shots on his tab since

he wants to be a comedian.

Look, I heard you only

get three good ones.

And that's what scares me.

Why should you be scared?

You still got three left. (Laughs)

Hey, hey, hey, sweetheart.

What are you doing tonight?

You want to--

To my brother, one day finding a girl,

and maybe getting laid

in this lifetime. (Laughs)

(Hand smacking)

(Bottle shattering)

♪ Empty, and I'll be

singing these blues ♪

Hey, you headed to the city?

Yeah.

You don't look like the type


to be heading to the city.

Are you a rock musician or?

Singer actually.

Listen, I know the city's

quite a ways away,

so if you're not going, that's okay.

Oh no, dear.

Come on, get in.

I'm, I'm going that way anyway,

- for New Years.


- Okay.

♪ Too far gone ♪

♪ Heart ache, all that I do went wrong ♪

♪ He said you don't realize ♪

♪ You're on the edge of your story ♪

♪ Heartache, that's when

your nerves start to break ♪

♪ And then you start to fall apart ♪

You know, you were always nice,


more genuine.

That's why I always thought

you were a little light in the loafers

back in middle school.

That and the gymnastics.

What's wrong with gymnastics?

Nothing.

It's just not like


nose tackle, you know?

I'm just saying,

I don't get a manly feeling

when I think about gymnastics.

That's it.

I'm through with you after tonight.

(Ball rattling)

So um, so, where you from?

Nowhere.

Well, everywhere.

I don't have a, really

a place to call home,

if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I've been living in the same town

doing the same thing my whole life.

Must be nice to hang your head

somewhere different each night.

That's what you wanna do.

Sometimes.

But sometimes you just kind of

wanna settle down, you know?

Settling down is not all

that's cracked up to be.

You know, hey, that's life.

You know, we always

want what we can't have.

Hey, I mean,

I've been married to the

same woman for 15 years.

I mean, my God.

How do you keep that exciting, you know?

I guess.

I wonder if I should start looking

at one of those websites.

No, not like porn.

Like internet dating.

You know, e-date thing.

You know, it's a new year.

And no woman can

understand the work I do.

At least not one that I've ever met.

Look at Romeo and Juliet.

♪ That's right, my baby's gone ♪

(Ball clattering)

Yep, the greatest love story ever told.

And you know what happens

at the end of that?

They die.

You ready?

♪ Well my baby packed up and

she moved on down the creek ♪

♪ She said goodbye to

you, and goodbye friend ♪

♪ I warmed you but

and it's never again ♪

♪ My baby's gone ♪

♪ That's right, my baby's gone ♪

♪ Yeah she's gone ♪

♪ My baby's gone ♪

♪ Yeah she's gone ♪

♪ My baby's gone ♪

♪ Yeah she's gone ♪

Hey man, look here.

Ain't that Romeo?

I think he likes to be called Fredo.

(Vampire grunts)

(Patron screams)

(Hostage screams)

(Vampire hisses)

(g*nshots firing)

Let's get him.

sh*t, here we go again.

(Hunter panting)

(Vampire hissing)

- (Fighters grunting)

- (Fists smacking)

Hey, stop!

(Hunters panting)

Hold up, hold up.

I got this.

- (Stake piercing)

- (Vampire hissing)

Let's make it hot.

(Fire blazing)

(Crickets chirping)

(Thunder roaring)

Master.

It has occurred to me

that our mission has become

all the more imperative.

Fear not, our destiny is at hand.

The hunters.

They have learned our ways.

They are stalking us as we speak.

Our ways have become sloppy.

We have become accustomed to dominance.

This has bred arrogance.

And arrogance is an

aggressive cancer

from which we cannot be cured.

As always, My Lord,

your insight is like a guiding

light into my existence.

I shall heed your

words as I have always.

You look weary.

Drink, my son.

(Vampire hissing)

I will always remember that

young boy from centuries ago.

Has it been that long, Master?

Your blood, it was pure.

The sweetest nectar I could

enjoy on a winter's night.

I was such a bad child.

Running from my

parents that night.

Worked out for the best.

Thy do not turn me on

the deck of that ship,

my bones would still be decaying.

Sometimes the gift of life

comes at a strange package.

You must keep yourself nourished

as this is the greatest night

in five centuries.

(Vampires panting)

(Fireworks popping)

(Engines roaring)

Uh, are you, are you comfy?

I mean, is the air

condition okay?

Oh yeah, I'm fine.

Did we turn at the interstate?

Yeah, it's uh, it's too many cops

on the interstate,

you know, this time of night.

Especially on New Year's Eve.

Neat trick driving

with the knee, huh?

Uh, are you drinking and driving?

No, I'm not drinking and driving.

I'm sipping it.

Thirsty?

Come on, it'll take the edge off.

Whiskey?

Um.

Yeah, sure.

You know what?

I'll take a swig.

Why are we stopping?

What's going on?

'Cause it's time we work out

how you're gonna pay

for this little ride.

Come on, seriously?

Oh, come on, baby.

It's not like you've never

been flirted with before.

There's a difference between flirting

and what you want to do.

I saw the way you looked at me.

Oh, come here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're not going anywhere.

Eh, shh.

(Stun g*n zapping)

(Knife pounding)

(Knife scratching)

(Vampire screams)

(Vampire hissing)

(Vampire sniffing)

(Vampire hissing)

(Phone ringing)

Yes?

Lala, get your stuff together.

We're getting out of here.

Again?

Look, I don't have time for this.

Just get your stuff together.

Okay.

(Engines revving)

(Dog barking)

So you sure this is what you want?

I don't know.

11 years ago, my,

my wife and daughter just

tragically taken from me?

I turned to God, became a priest.

11 years.

And now I don't,

I don't know,

there's something missing.

I don't know if it's, I want

a woman back in my life again.

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

What I am sure about is that

I wanna see life again

without the collar.

Just to see what it brings.

I completely understand my friend.

Abstinence of the clergy

isn't for everyone.

I tried.

As they say, do or do not,

but there is no try.

Mark?

Yoda.

Yoda?

(Priests laughing)

Hello mother.

Yes, I absolutely have been

ignoring your calls.

Well look, I just don't want

to talk about what happened.

You know, I need a little

alone time right now.

Some me time.

No, I don't need

dad to call anybody.

I can handle this myself, okay?

Yeah, I'm gonna take a bus

through the back country.

Go visit grandma.

I mean, she's 93 now.

I think I'm probably

the only person alive

who could put a smile

on that woman's face.

Yeah, well I got

nowhere else to go.

Yeah, well um, look,

I just hope I didn't

embarrass dad too much.

Yeah, right.

Look, look, look at that.

How cool.

You think I don't know the feeling?

I just have to remind myself,

God is my love.

God is my portion.

11 years.

I served my time.

It's not prison.

Well, sometimes it feels like it.

Anyway, I'm on the road again,

just to see where

it's going to take me.

Wow.

I'll come back and visit.

God be with you.

(Door crashing)

(Items clanking)

(Glass shattering)

(Vampire growling)

(Vampire growling)

I guess they've gone on a bus trip.

Day Walker has always been found.

Found and sacrificed every time.

It will be no different this time.

I have been placed in a position

of authority.

I have been given this authority

because of my immense

strength and knowledge.

I will not fail.

You will not fail, my king.

We are immortal

because we choose to be.

No one has given us anything.

My Lord, Wade has located her.

We will deliver.

I have no faith in him.

That is why I've called

you here, two, tonight.

You must deliver me the Day Walker.

Are you sure the two

of you can do it alone?

There's no one in this world

that I trust more.

Hurry, my son.

I'm getting weaker.

I'll send a group of minions

to assist you.

My Lord.

- Away!

- (Thunder roaring)

Do not return without

the Day Walker!

Yeah, have to take a bus.

I know, I know.

I'll be there soon.

If you get a better

ride then let me know.

Sales won't dip

over 24 hours, Bob.

Man, people are so trashy here.

Talking about, man?

- Holy water?

- Yeah, dude, holy water.

How is holy water gonna stop a vampire?

Whoa, hey!

Oh yeah, I'm getting on a bus.

Uh-huh, nonstop.

Workload's like my wife,

never goes down. (Laughs)

Wait a second.

Hey, can we get this line

moving a little faster, please?

Stuck in hillbilly hell out here.

All aboard.

Step on up.

- All right.

- How you doing?

Good, how bout you?

All right, welcome board.

Welcome aboard.

- How you doing?

- What up?

(Denny) Welcome aboard.

Welcome aboard.

Howdy.

(Late passenger

pounding on window)

Open up!

Oh, come on.

Are you kidding me?

Start the bus.

(Passenger) Woo,

just in the nick of time!

No, you're late.

And holding the rest of us up.

Oh, you don't know, mister.

My mom, she thinks this is early.

Stop it.

You're embarrassing me.

(Passenger) Here we go.

You can't embarrass anyone

that has no shame.

(Engines revving)

♪ To go ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ Don't go ♪

You bored?

You know, I kinda noticed

a lot more activity than usual.

You notice that?

Usually catch one

every couple of months.

Three this week.

That is odd.

You can change the radio if you want.

I don't need your permission

to change the radio.

I'm my own man.

Why you gotta be so damn condescending?

"Condescending"?

Yeah, you uh, you need to

stop reading Cosmo, okay?

♪ To go ♪

♪ Not go ♪

(Engine revving)

Wait.

We can follow.

(Victims screaming)

Enough!

I need them alive!

(Vampire hissing)

(Item clanking)

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, is for horses, okay?

You uh, dropped this.

Thank you.

Lala.

Mom, I'm fine.

So, where were we?

I believe we were uh,

talking about horses.

Oh right, yes, horses.

I'm Lala.

Hm?

Lala, it's my name.

I know, it's weird.

It's just my mom.

She was a hippie or something.

I dunno.

It's like she was all

doped up when she named me.

Well, I think it's a very nice name, Lala.

It's actually Alala.

A-L-A-L-A.

It's the name of our w*r goddess.

Ooh.

So you like Knives, Lala?

Yeah.

I mean, I just collect them.

It's, I throw them.

It's, I don't know, it's

something that I do.

Actually, I think it's kind of sexy.

So what's your name?

Chance.

Chance?

That's a nice name, Chance.

(Giggles)

So what do you do, Lala?

What do you mean?

What do you do for fun?

Do you go to school?

You have a job, hobbies?

Well, I actually,

I skip town with my mom

because she doesn't pay her bills.

Oh, that sounds exciting.

It's an amazing thing.

You should try it.

Okay everyone, before we hit

the open road,

I'm just gonna make a quick stop.

I wanna introduce myself.

My name's Dennis.

Everybody calls me Denny.

I'll be making a short

stop, and after that,

the next 100 miles,

there's no bathrooms

or convenience stores.

Last stop for 100 miles.

Shh.

This is your last chance

to make that stop.

- I want some snacks.

- Thanks again,

and I'll get you there safe.

Okay, and I am in the twilight zone.

(Engines revving)

Can barely get in the car.

You think they'd make

the cars big enough

for the big guys.

What'd you get us?

Just what the doctor ordered.

You know, tomorrow's the new year.

I think I'm gonna start

working out and get healthy.

Man look, if you really want

to get healthy,

what you need to do is start using

that ab lunge you got at home.

What you mean, man?

I use it every day.

Yeah, to recline back and eat

fried chicken and watch TV.

It's not a recliner.

I couldn't figure out

how to use it right.

(Dispatch) Dispatch.

Go for 14.

(Dispatch) Yeah, we got

service out the central.

What you calling us for?

That's county sheriff.

(Dispatch) Yeah,

county's out there.

Can you head on down there?

All right dispatch, we're on our way.

(Dispatch) All right, thank you.

They're messing up

a freaking good meal.

You know, you should be

thankful for that call.

Why's that?

Another two chips

you'd probably be dead.

(Officer) We all gotta die sometime.

I'd rather die happy.

(g*nshots firing)

I thought I told you to save a*mo.

I ain't trying to do no damn running.

(Vampire hissing)

Search him.

You cannot stop us.

We will find the Day Walker.

(Stake piercing)

Talk too much.

Why you gotta be so damn violent?

(Vampire screeching)

(Dogs barking)

It's okay.

Hey, like what you see?

Relax, baby.

Can you feel how past

my heart is beating?

He bothering you?

You let know.

I'm a golden glove fighter.

I box.

Well, makes martial arts now,

so if we go to the ground,

I got you.

As if the day could

get any stranger.

(Engines revving)

Well, if you think this is strange,

either you live the sheltered life

or you need some serious therapy.

I choose door number two.

(Denny) All right,

everybody back on the bus.

Let's go.

Here we go again.

Are you all right, ma'am?

You sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Lala, um, this gentleman is a priest.

Yes, mom, I can see that.

He has his God collar on.

Lala?

♪ La la la la la

la la la la la ♪

Such a beautiful name.

I'm Father Des Moines.

Well, don't look at me priest,

because she's the one that named me.

You know, um, she's actually

a really special girl.

I'm sure she is.

You know, it's,

it's hard being a young

woman growing up today.

I mean, with all these

outside influences

and modern society raining

down on these kids.

I mean, it's tough.

It's really tough.

I worry about her,

having sex.

What?

Sex.

Sex?

I, I don't want her to do anything stupid

like get herself pregnant or something.

Well, I'm sure,

I'm sure that's a great concern

for many families today.

Do you know what?

Do you know what the

best way to teach,

is to lead by example.

What is that supposed to mean?

I, I, I really don't know.

All right everyone,

it's Denny here.

Just wanna let you know as

far as smooth sailing goes,

this as good as it gets.

There's no stop signs.

No stop lights.

Just straight on through.

Next stop, Tunica Trace, Louisiana.

The time has come.

Let's move.

Maybe we should call it at night.

I don't think we're

gonna find anymore.

Every time you ready to go in,

that's when we go in.

Why can't I be like,

"Geez, Terrence, I'm ready to go in,"

then we go in?

No, you always get to dictate

when we go in.

You can't be serious right now.

I'm through with you after tonight

and I mean that.

Maybe I might find some special girl

on the party line tonight.

It's a possibility, right?

Fresh bike tracks.

Yeah, I think we're

gonna stay out

a little while longer, Tiny.

My king, I believe we

found the Day Walker.

Bring her to me.

This is not her.

The other.

Neither of them are her.

You must continue searching.

The night escapes us.

We shall continue the search.

Dimitri.

I grow weak.

I will sacrifice for you, my master.

You need your strength.

No.

She has spoken.

(Passenger giggling)

(Engines revving)

Dude, look how cool.

Looks like a motorcycle.

Dun dun dun!

(Biker banging on bus)

Oh, God.

(Biker banging on bus)

Lala, get down.

Oh, sh*t.

Awesome.

Bet you 20 bucks one of 'em wrecks.

You're on.

(Horn honking)

(Tires screeching)

(Car exploding)

(Passengers squealing)

Oh, Lord.

It's me, I'm back.

(Tires screeching)

You owe me 20 bucks.

You see that, Mr. Know It All?

We've been driving around for an hour.

Man, did you whine this much

when you were taking gymnastics?

Look, it's a party.

It's New Years.

Tell you what, let's pull in.

I might find one of my

three good ones in there.

Could be my lucky night.

Ha!

Can we bet on that?

(People chattering)

Hey, what you doing?

I thought we were just relaxing.

Even you said there's

more activity than usual.

You really wanna

take that chance?

That's a good call.

Tell you what, do me a favor.

Try not to scare all the

girls away, all right?

I'll be trying this out.

(Fireworks popping)

It's getting kind of crazy out there.

Not compared to the night I've had.

Oh yeah?

You want a drink?

I don't need to be

drinking empty calories.

Suit yourself.

You know, on second thought,

that's actually looking

pretty good right now.

(Friend coughing)

Whisky?

Mm-hm.

That's good.

Yeah, it's an acquired taste.

Do you really think that

I'm gonna do something

after one drink?

I was kind of hoping so.

I'm not saying that I won't.

I'm just saying that it's

not gonna happen tonight.

Now, come on, don't be a creep.

Just one kiss.

We both know where

one kiss is gonna lead.

Now come on.

Let's go see what the

cool kids are doing.

All right.

(Crowd cheering)

Okay.

Ladies and gents, tonight on

the eve of the 500 solstice,

we celebrate the great legend!

(Crowd cheering)

10!

(All) Nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

two,

one,

Happy New Year!

(Crowd cheering)

(g*nsh*t firing)

(People screaming)

(Engines revving)

(People screaming)

(People fighting)

(Victim screaming)

(Neck cracking)

(Vampires hissing)

Come on.

Come on!

This way!

Come on, come on!

(People chattering)

All right, does anybody see a phone?

Phone?

Come on, my little princess.

Destiny awaits you!

(Engines revving)

Guys, we all need to

find something we can use.

Hey, I, I, I don't know

if I can do this.

Oh, you don't know

if you can do what?

I don't know if I can k*ll anyone.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

You stay here and read the Bible.

I got a meeting Monday and

I intend to be there, padre.

Guys, listen to me, okay?

I was in the Marines.

I've been in worse

situations than this.

If we stick together, we

can make it out of here.

This is no training exercise,

you little twit.

We gotta go out there, g*ns blazing.

How many rounds you got left?

I got nine.

I wouldn't exactly

call that blazing,

and last I counted,

there's at least eight

of 'em out there.

Okay, you stay here and die.

I'm getting on the bus.

Wait, wait, no, no, no.

Wait, wait, no.

No, I we should, we

should stick together.

He's right, okay?

Look, we need to each find a weapon

and secure a perimeter.

Father, take stock

of who's alive.

Set 'em at opposing positions

and put something in everyone's hands

that can be used as a weapon, okay?

Mister, give me the g*n.

- Oh, hell no, jar head.

- (g*n c*ck)

Whoa.

You listen to me.

I'm running this show, okay?

I'm gonna go out

and take that bus

and then I'm gonna get outta here.

You can come with me

or you can die.

Okay.

Just don't forget to search

for our dead bus driver

who happens to have the keys.

Oh, and, uh,

don't forget about

the two flats we got

when we hit that car on the way in.

Might wanna take a moment to

stop and change the tires.

Yeah, well, I'm keeping the g*n.

Go ahead.

Just don't waste the a*mo,

it's all we've got.

Hey, I'm Pepper Field

County paintball champion.

Three years in a row.

I think I know how to aim and sh**t.

What are you, don't ask, don't tell?

Sweet boy.

Guys, listen, we all need

to get some cover, okay?

All we need to do is hold them off.

Somebody had to have

called the cops by now.

Hey, today might be

your lucky day, bro.

Sure, yeah.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Hey, it's a new year.

You know what I'm saying?

(Victim screaming)

(Flesh squelching)

It's him.

Wade.

(Vampire hissing)

k*ll them!

(g*nshots firing)

Looks like they

might be on our side.

We need to get out there.

We need to back these guys up.

If we have to.

No, no, no, no, no.

Stand down.

Just wait and let's

see what happens.

Yeah.

f*ck you.

I'm going out there.

No, no, no, Jack.

We can't go.

Just give it a break.

(g*nshots firing)

Happy New Year, mother f*ck!

- Come and get it!

- (g*nsh*t firing)

(g*nshots firing)

(Victim screaming)

Come and get it, you mother!

(g*nshots firing)

This way!

Me and some guys are stuck.

We ain't fighting no humans.

This sh*t is not happening.

All right, we need a barricade.

Come on, let's go.

(People chattering)

Give me some tires, guys, come on.

You got any extra weapons?

I hope you know how to sh**t.

These b*ll*ts have been

dipped in holy water.

We're sh**ting vampires.

You got me?

Vampires?

Dispatch, we're in the area.

Looks like there was a party,

but looks like they're

long gone by now.

We're gonna loop back around

and do another

sweep of the area.

Nothing to report at this time.

So do you see anything?

A bunch of junk cars,

broken down bus, a Pinto.

No, you idiot.

Do you see anything suspicious?

Nope.

Not on my side.

(g*nsh*t firing)

What about yours?

Holy sh*t!

(Vampire hissing)

Freeze!

Do not come any closer!

(Vampire hissing)

(Officer screaming)

There's gotta be a way out of this.

Don't worry, honey.

Don't I always take care of you?

Yeah, you know what, mom?

f*ck it.

I'm sick of running.

Lala.

That outta do it.

Yeah, for a minute.

Move!

(Knife piercing)

Okay, so now I'm really scared.

Am I the only one that

just saw it wake up.

When you k*ll a vampire,

you have to drive a stake

through its heart.

That, or if you're

gonna use a knife,

you gotta cut his

head clear off.

Are you kidding me?

That's totally a myth.

Does a myth get up after you k*ll it?

These things are real.

So how do you k*ll something

that's already dead?

(Vampire screeching)

k*ll it again.

Oh.

(Vampire grunting)

Tonight, we drink to the blood

of our enemies!

I have waited 500 years

for this moment!

The spirit of the earth

will receive our sacrifice!

This is our night!

Bring me the Day Walker!

(Vampires cheering)

(Bus exploding)

(g*nshots firing)

I swear, things I get myself into.

The story of my life.

Oh, now what trouble could you

possibly get into?

Well, I guess you're dumb enough

to think I've been a priest

all my life.

Who are you calling dumb?

Are you for real, guy?

You're gonna hit a priest?

A retired priest

and I'm gonna hit him back.

Save it, guys.

You'll get a chance to show

the girls how tough you are.

Sorry.

You know, I think we should

have stayed where we were.

Sometimes the decisions you make,

even the small ones,

have repercussions you

could never imagine.

May the Lord be with us.

Amen to that.

You know, I, uh,

had such confidence in my faith

and such strength, but,

somehow I,

I lost my footing.

I don't think I believe

in anything anymore.

When I look into my daughter's eyes

and I see how disappointed she is me,

and the hurt that I've caused her.

But I can't take it back.

I can't change it.

You just have to have faith.

Father,

will you bless me?

Will you ask him to forgive me?

I've lied to my daughter

her entire life.

Oh, Lord,

please...

I'm just not a priest anymore.

I'm letting you down, Jane.

I'm so sorry.

Well change your damn clothes then!

(Victims screaming)

(Vampire growling)

(Victim screaming)

(Blood splattering)

(Vampire hissing)

Oh, Jesus.

It's okay, man.

My brother and I have been

doing this for 20 years.

My dad did it before us,

and so did his old man.

You're in the best hands.

Yeah, I know, I know, but,

why, why haven't the police come yet?

This is vampire country.

It goes unsaid, but ain't no

cops coming nowhere near here.

My brother and I,

we're all you got.

You know, I, I,

I don't remember reading

about vampires in the Bible.

Yes, you did.

Powers and principalities.

These are them.

These are them.

These are them.

You wouldn't happen to have a

cigarette on you, would you?

No, I don't, I don't

need a cigarette.

What were they talking about

on stage with this, this,

sol, what is it?

- The solstice.

- Solstice?

Every 500 years, the vamps

will sacrifice a Day Walker

to the spirits of earth.

Wait, wait, wait, Day Walker?

Uh, half vampire, half human,

born of a human woman.

They really exist?

Well, every 500 years,

the vampires appear for the sacrifice.

They burn her alive

and eat her ashes.

Why here, why here?

Well, I don't have all the answers,

but my old man used

to say that this town

was built on an ancient

vampire burial ground.

The sacrifice buys

them immortality.

Every sacrifice buys

them another 500 years.

I don't know, I,

I don't know that

I can believe that.

I just...

I didn't believe in vampires

until I got attacked by one.

Now pull yourself together.

You won't survive unless you survive.

Get me?

Wait, wait.

What happened to your dad?

k*lled by vampires.

Just like his old man.

This is not her!

(Victim screaming)

Bring me the Day Walker!

Mom.

Mom.

Do you know what

they're talking about?

No, I don't.

I love you.

I love you so much.

Okay, it's time.

If anything comes this way,

you sh**t and don't stop sh**ting.

You understand?

Mom, I've seen this place before.

The sun will be up pretty soon.

They are running out of time.

Why are we waiting in here

like a bunch of sissies?

We need to take it to

their jugular, man.

That's how I operate my business.

It's no different than w*r.

You don't know sh*t about w*r, mister.

This isn't your office

or some boardroom.

You know, in real w*r

people bleed and people die.

Even babies die.

So don't say sh*t to me about w*r

because you don't know

the first thing about it.

What do you want from me, pity?

This country's got

a volunteer army, kid.

Nobody put a g*n to your head.

You got a lot of spunk.

I like that.

You got a sister?

And my father was a marine colonel.

I did have a g*n to my head.

Yeah, well, why aren't

you there now then?

Less questions, more vigilance, huh?

Humor me.

At least let us be entertained

before we die, huh?

We were in a Humvee crossing a bridge.

My platoon leader orders

me to drive across.

I'm responsible for six lives.

That's six guys.

Six mothers, fathers, wives and kids.

What happened?

I saw a barrel on the other end

of that bridge.

I told him there was no way

I was driving across.

He told me it was in order.

So did you do it?

He punched me in the face.

Now I got my daddy's temper,

so I grabbed him by the throat,

hit him a few times and

threw him outta the Humvee.

Broke two ribs and a vertebrae.

Let me guess.

You had to drive across anyway, huh?

I would've had to.

Except for the fact that

when he hit the ground,

that whole damn bridge blew up.

Took out 12 of my men

who ended up passing

around ahead of us.

Bet you, uh,

see a Christmas card every

year from those guys, huh?

Yeah, every year.

It's nothing like a good

old dishonorable discharge

to make the old man proud, you know?

Let's gather round, people.

Let's say a prayer before we do this.

Oh Lord, open your ears

and hear these words.

Put those devils in flight, Lord.

Prevent them from coming back.

Yay though we walk

through the valley of

the shadow of death,

we will fear no evil.

Name of the Father and

Son and Holy Spirit, Amen.

(All) Amen.

(Engines revving)

(Knife piercing)

(Vampire screeching)

Damn.

What, you think she got it

from her daddy?

All right, people.

This is it.

Good luck, soldier.

- Let's go kick some a*s!

- (g*n c*ck)

You ready?

Ready as I'll ever be.

Last kiss.

Not if I have anything

to say about it.

Live free or die,

that's what I say.

(Vampire growling)

Lala!

(g*nshots firing)

Come and get it, you punks!

You're messing with the wrong guy!

(g*nshots firing)

Do you see my mom?

- Yeah, she's okay.

- Okay.

Listen, we're gonna make it

outta of here, okay?

Just, we stick together

and stay calm, okay?

Hey, you hear that?

(Vampire growling)

(Victim screaming)

(g*nsh*t firing)

(g*nsh*t firing)

(Vampire growling)

(g*nshots firing)

(Victim screaming)

(Vampire growling)

(Victim screaming)

(g*nsh*t firing)

Hey!

I got you.

Hey, I got you.

(Victim screaming)

Behold, the sacrifice

of the Day Walker!

(g*nsh*t firing)

(Vampire growling)

(Knife piercing)

The hunters and the Day Walker

defeated Wade.

I cannot fathom what

is to become of me.

Master, stay with us.

You gave me life.

(Vampire screeching)

I know I lied to you.

It's okay, mom.

It's okay.

I promise, from now on, no more lies.

Deal.

Live free or die, right?

You saved my life.

Told you it wasn't

gonna be the last kiss.

(Lala giggles)

Oh, my God.

If I was your dad,

I would be very proud.

Come on.

Considering I saved your daughter,

how about dinner sometime?

Well, when you put it that way,

how can I say no?

Allow me.

♪ All or your ways

I've been looking ♪

♪ All of your days I've been

looking for the right time ♪

♪ Don't give up,

just wait it out ♪

♪ Felt your near kinda sorrow ♪

♪ I felt your near oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But your ghost ♪

♪ Is not gone ♪

♪ But your ghost ♪

♪ Is not gone ♪

♪ To ghost, your ghost

is gone for good ♪

You see me k*ll that vampire, dude?

You see me k*ll that vampire?

Yeah, but did you see me, man.

I was all into it, man.

Yeah, man.

The vampire was like, ah!

Yeah, I was like a pro.

Did you see me, the hammer?

Bam.

Yeah, I seen that sh*t.

In the chest, man.

Hey dude, that makes

us vampire hunters, huh?

Yeah, man.

- Yeah.

- We're vampire hunters.

We don't need this anymore.

(Friend) Hey,

so what do you think

about that cowgirl, man?

- She's pretty cute.

- Yeah, dude.

She was checking me out

the whole time, man.

(Friend) No, she

was checking me out.

(Wade hissing)