O Holy Night
We're
gonna get through here on three.
Stars are brightly shining
Menu is right there if you need it.
Okay.
Jill. Jill.
Look over there. Ain't
that your boo over there?
Kissing that tr*mp.
- Ugh. Right there.
- What the f*ck.
- Yeah.
- What the f*ck.
Uh, hello!
Oh, what the f*ck.
- What the f*ck.
- What the f*ck is this?
Who is you?
What you mean who the f*ck am I?
Who the f*ck is this?
Were pining
Till he appeared
b*tch, who is you?
That's my husband, you weird a*s b*tch.
Your husband?
Oh, but your husband was laid
up with me last night, yeah.
Y'all, what the f*ck
is wrong with you, bro?
I don't even f*cking know you bro.
n*gga, you better sit your a*s down.
Hasta la vista. Go.
You cheating on my partner.
And your partner's with you
watching you cheat on my partner.
That's that.
Beat your a*s.
Who the f*ck you talking to?
No, don't ask me who the f*ck I am,
who the f*ck is this?
What's up, what's up?
Look this is a family restaurant.
Y'all got to get up outta here.
Y'all doing too much.
Y'all making too much noise.
This is not no wing spot.
This is lamb and ramen. Gotta go.
Get 'em all out. Get 'em all out.
Bro. What the f*ck?
You got to go bro.
Stupid a*s b*tch, you think
This is bullshit.
Let me go get this h*.
You think I'm stupid?
You told me you was playing
spades with the fellas.
And I catch you over here
hugged up with some female?
Man, Jell, you act like
you my woman or something.
Oh, I'm not your woman.
No stupid.
That's not what you said
last night or this morning.
Man, look, I was just telling you that
to get what I wanted.
Last night, I wanted your drawers.
This morning, I wanted you to leave.
You can't understand that,
you really are stupid.
- Mufasa chill, bro.
- What's going on man?
Don't worry about it Jell.
We gonna see him again.
And what you gonna do
when you see me, drip?
sh*t, your name really
should be big booty Judy.
Don't worry about what my
name is, but that threat?
Remember it next time you see me.
Man, I told you not
to bring your main one
where the side one gonna be at.
Bro, you brought 'em both
to the same restaurant.
Bro. I did not
know Jell and her friend's a*s
were even going to be here.
- Batshit.
- Bro get out of my face.
Bro, don't f*cking put
your hand on my face.
a*s right now.
f*ck you.
O night
We got to go.
Come on.
When Christ was born
What the hell is going on Tina?
What kind of people do you
have me hanging around.
I said I needed somebody to
talk sh*t and we're fighting.
Your cousin is crazy.
Oh night, oh night divine
Hello, hello
Who at the door
Don't come 'round no more
I checked it twice
You gotta go
Hello, hello
Who at the door
Don't come 'round no more
I checked it twice
You gotta go
Hello, hello
Who at the door
Don't come 'round no more
Yeah, yeah.
I checked it twice
You gotta go
h*, h*, h*!
Till there's a Christmas
Or holiday gift
It feel like a milf
She feel like a milf
Say my game still
The bananas with cliff
No cookies, no milk
There's snow when it drips
There white getting spilt
This story ain't over
Oh!
I saw mommy kissing
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello, hello
Who at the door
Don't come 'round no more
I checked it twice
You gotta go
Yeah, yeah.
Don't forget your things.
Storm?
Michael.
Damn baby, you scared me.
I thought you was gonna be at work.
Anywhere but here, right?
Yeah, I can see that.
Who's your lover?
Lover?
Nah, this ain't...
You crazy.
Uh, this is Ralli.
Ralli was helping me with
remodeling the bedroom,
uh, for your birthday.
My birthday?
Yeah.
Damn, secret's out.
Got that right
Ralli, I think it's time for you to leave.
Don't look at him.
Beat your feet. Get the f*ck outta here.
Wait, whoa.
I didn't even know y'all was married.
Get. Get the hell outta here, b*tch.
You not gonna wake her up.
Say goodbye.
You scared me man.
No, I ain't gonna her wake up.
She asleep.
Be quiet.
What's your name?
Duh. You don't know my name?
I'm Santa Claus.
Big Santa to you.
Man, why your a*s up anyway?
Your a*s should be,
should be in the bed man.
Take your a*s back to bed.
Nah, Santa Claus.
This is where I'm supposed to be.
You supposed to be where?
Where you supposed to be?
What I'm trying to figure
out is who the hell you are?
See this ain't the first
time I seen you, Santa Claus.
As a matter of fact,
the first time I seen you
was about 10 years ago.
I was like five years
old and I came downstairs
and you two were doing
what you were just doing.
So wait, wait, wait, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
So mean to tell me your
little perverted a*s
been watching us have sex and
you were just five years old.
You saw all that.
I ain't know what I was looking at,
but I know I saw you.
Then I saw you again the next
Christmas Eve after that.
And the year after that.
And the year after that.
10 Christmas Eves and two
siblings later.
And here you are again.
What's your problem?
Man, what's your problem?
Take your narrow a*s to bed.
You in grown folks business.
Quit worrying about what we do.
You know what?
Matter of fact, man, I'm gone.
I ain't gotta worry about this stuff.
Look, lemme tell you something man.
Your, your, your Christmas gifts is
is up under the the tree, man.
Listen, I'm gone man.
I ain't got to take this stuff.
Hello?
Where's my son?
Where's my son?
Storm?
What happened?
Say something!
No!
Oh no!
No!
No!
No! No!
No!
No!
Morning?
Good morning.
What's this?
It's peanut butter sandwich.
No jelly?
It's all we have sweetie.
This is terrible.
I can't be going to school
with no peanut butter sandwich.
It's all we have guys.
Don't worry, Santa Claus about to make
everything better on Christmas.
Santa Claus isn't gonna do
anything for us on Christmas
because Santa Claus hates us.
Ugh!
Oh sh*t.
Here you go, I got you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Excuse me. Is it that serious?
Ma'am it is.
You know what?
You really need to learn some manners
because I'm not exactly
in a holiday spirit.
Thryce, what did
you get yourself into now?
Got me at the schoolhouse.
And I done wore the wrong dress.
You know this principal is
gonna be lookin' at my legs.
Can't stand him.
Oh.
Stand the f*ck up.
I am the type of person
that want young men and
women like yourselves to eat
and eat good.
Now in front of you it's two bowls.
One is filled with caviar
and the other is filled with dog feces.
Now I know y'all are young.
You probably wondering
what the heck is caviar.
And if you tasted it,
you probably couldn't tell the
difference between the two.
They both taste like crap.
But caviar isn't about the taste,
it's about class,
prestige,
status.
It's about winning
and living the good life.
Now, up until now you've
been walking around
with no money in your pockets.
And I know that ain't what you wanted.
You didn't choose not to
have no money in your pocket.
That's just the cards life dealt you.
And you came to me because
you wanted a choice.
So here it is.
Either get the hell outta my face
and stop wasting my time
and continue to eat crap like
the bowls in front of you.
Or...
Sorry.
Come work for me
and we can eat caviar.
So what's it gonna be gentlemen? Lady?
Good.
Very good.
Well, let's go.
Let me holler at you right quick.
sh*t.
God, if you are listening,
please save my son Thryce.
Protect him from this evil world.
Bring him home safely.
So I can k*ll him
for skipping school and
coming home late.
I'm gonna send him right back to you.
Amen.
What the hell? Hey girl.
You are late again, Roslyn.
I know, but what is
going on with your hair?
Girl, what you mean what's
going on with my hair?
Baby, it's hair.
Yesterday you was platinum blonde
and today you was midnight black.
What is going on with that?
Officer Petty said that
wearing unnatural hair colors
is against the conduct
rules of security manual.
But blonde is natural.
Apparently only if you're
a albino black woman.
So you're trying to tell me
that a white woman can
dye her hair black
but a black woman can't
dye her hair blonde.
You know that's r*cist, right?
I'm gonna go talk to him for you.
You want me to go talk to him?
Mm-mm, you ain't gotta do that.
You sure?
No, you don't have to do that.
You know I will.
No, please, Roslyn don't do that.
Okay, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Roslyn, you don't have to do that.
You're fired.
People coming to me talking about
how you're sleeping in the break room.
It's cool Petty.
I don't need this job
and I'll be back for my stuff later.
You.
Here I'm in there trying to
save your little blonde wig
and this how you treat me.
Uh-uh. You late every day.
You know I have kids.
What that mean?
It's always something with 'em.
Okay, and you make it seem like
your life not a part of mine.
Tip, I be going up and
I ain't got time to do
what I need to do because
you always late.
But the fact that you...
We're friends.
We're supposed to be cool.
You don't have to get me fired.
Oh. Look it here.
Look, you gotta look at
the positive in situations.
Now you got more time with your kids.
What's positive about it?
What am I gonna do now?
Look, you need to back up off of me
before I fall on the floor
and I tell them you hit me.
Or what?
Ah.
This is what I'm talking about.
You're always into something.
But I'm the reason why you have this job.
You know you have a G E D.
Weren't even supposed to
have this freaking job.
And the fact that you try to snitch on...
Get up.
Get up.
The fact that you tried to snitch on me
and you are the one who be
sleeping the break room.
- Come on.
- Y'all hear that?
She be the one sleeping.
- Help!
- In the break room
when she's supposed to be - Help!
Securing this raggity-a*s building.
Help!
Security!
Secur.
You ain't working no more.
You need to go.
Well that didn't go too well.
Oh, this h* did try.
Oh.
I don't need this damn job.
You be coming up now.
All over me.
And ain't got no money.
f*ck this job. It's almost Christmas.
And where are you going
- on a unofficial lunch break?
- I I don't need them.
Girl, I quit. We don't need that job.
You was right.
And I just want to tell you I'm really sorry
but I don't, I'm not
gonna be here no more.
They got me all in there
acting all white girl and sh*t.
We don't need this job.
I make my way at the club.
Then gonna try to tell me I
can't wear my blonde hair.
Who do they think they
be messing with?
Trying to tell me what I can and can't do?
Don't nobody run me.
- I run me.
- Girl.
And that's why I still got my wig on.
What happened in there?
Baby, I went off on Mr. Petty.
He had the wrong one at the right time.
And what did you do?
I'm changing clothes.
What you.
Can't be walking around here
looking like a top flight.
Oh you dance?
No, I don't dance.
Girl, if I would knew that
we could been on the stage
looking like the number 10 together.
I am not a dancer, ma'am.
You got a h* bag.
This is not a h* bag.
This is what I keep clothes
in when I wanna change.
- Let show you something baby.
- Show you.
I keep two of these things up here.
You hearing me?
Ooh, I'm talking...
Oh Lord that my coochie powder.
So look, you got the coochie
powder in the, in the bag.
You got the coochie spray
and then you got Felicia and Tisha.
And then you gotta keep
Leesha because look,
I go to my side n*gga house,
then I go to the random n*gg*r's house.
Now look, when you go to
them random n*gg*r's house,
you gotta keep your plunger
just in case he trying to do sumthin'.
A plunger?
Yeah baby.
You gotta might not to
knock 'em out, okay.
So, you gotta keep all of that,
a little change of clothes.
No, the whole clothes.
Ooh, hold on, wait a minute.
So then you gotta make sure
you got your coochie spray,
your hair spray...
You know all of that baby.
Some water.
Now look, I'll see you later.
I got to go to work since
I lost my job like you.
And me and Helen will be by later.
All right, I'll see you soon.
All right.
But I'm not a dancer ma'am.
Girl, you all of this.
However I did think about
being a dancer one time.
Coming to the stage, Lust.
Hey you, merry
Christmas. Merry Christmas.
If this ain't a Christmas miracle.
I don't know what is.
Buy a Hummer.
You sell cars?
Hey, if you got...
You selling a Hummer, I'll buy from you.
Just tell me where to meet ya at.
Huh?
Okay. I am just getting in
the house, about to relax.
What is it that you want?
I, I need a favor.
No.
Well could you at least hear
what I have to say before you say no?
I wouldn't ask if I was by myself.
It's your sisters and brothers.
They don't have anything to eat.
How is that my problem?
You're their mother not me.
You don't think I know that.
But it still doesn't change the fact
that your sister and brothers are hungry.
Ah.
Who is it?
Police open up.
Ooh. Roslyn Oliver?
Yes.
Hope it works out for you ma'am.
Eviction notice!?
One after another, after
another, after another.
I can't keep doing this.
I am sorry.
It's just so much has been
going wrong in my life lately.
I used to be so strong.
I used to...
Well from my point of
view, you still strong.
How can you say that?
Just broke down in front
of a complete stranger.
You didn't fall. You still standing.
I know I'm so tired and weak.
This is a lot for one person.
It's a lot.
- Hi mommy.
- Hey baby, how was school?
Okay.
Is that your friend?
Oh yeah. It's um...
My name is Tevin. And you are?
Happy.
I can see that.
That's her real name, Happy.
No, of course it is.
Perfect name for a perfect little girl.
Yes.
Are you hungry sweetheart?
- Yeah.
- Okay, go wash your hands.
Okay, I'll fix you something to eat.
Well, I really hope it
works out for you ma'am.
You have a good day.
This okay?
Yeah.
Do you ever dream about walking?
sh*t, all the time.
Every day.
Every night.
Every nap.
Every time I close my eyes.
Okay, so why won't
you fight to walk again?
Because what's the point?
The doctors already told me
that I'll never walk again.
Doctors are wrong all the time.
If the doctors are wrong
then they shouldn't be no damn doctor.
Okay. But they are doctors.
And it's not God.
Ain't gonna lie.
ain't got no hoes right now.
What's the crazy...
I ain't making no money today.
Do y'all think y'all guys
need to be in school somewhere?
Man, hell no.
He tweaking.
Oh, y'all need to go
get that education babe.
Tweaking.
What's good guys.
Brewskis?
Um, he knows what I want.
Good serve.
Make that bread honey.
I won this on the course.
Nice sh*t.
Thanks bro.
Yeah, go ahead and good day.
See you game.
Man, he is always
come to the troublesome
Weird. They weird.
Yo, lemme holler at you.
Hey bro...
Oh my bad.
I'll catch y'all up.
What you saying Keef
And I just might crash the party
I was broke now I laugh about it
I won't f*ck and she's sad about it
Come take a ride with me.
I can't. I'm working bro.
Me too. Brotha Ben want
me to go pick up the bag.
What that gotta do with me?
I give you 250 just for rolling with me.
All I gotta do is roll with you?
I've known you for five years.
If I tell you that's all you gotta do,
that's all you have to do.
We'll be right back.
We just go pick it up. It's not...
He, he don't even know that you gone.
Came up from nothing they
thought I wouldn't make it
I'm calling they bluff oh
I had enough like I'm J Lo
Alright.
Hop in.
Let go my ego
That sh*t ain't part of my steelo
Cant go where we go
You a reflection of me though, ah
Peep hole vision
Peep h* vision
I'm on a mission I swore
when I got it I would heal em
But they don't want healing
I swore when I made it outta prison
I would go forgive em
Now they call me big sinner
Outside of the money what
you really doing for a n*gga
See my mind a lil different
They called it incarceration
But I call it transformation
Its the way that I'm livin'
Know I'm truly gifted in the mental
Zaza in the middle
Test like Apple Fritter
Dairy Queen, white gold
Ice baguettes hitting
They might hit you like Money Mu
Watch how you treating the
ones you think under you
Watch how you play with me
I don't know none of you
I'll bring the party to
you like the summer do
I was just broke now I'm wonderful
Damn
I just compared the
money to wonder bread
I said I'm wonderful
Young n*gga full of them hunnits
Jumped off the stage I got bunnies
n*gg*s be hating on Saph
So should pick up a bag from this guy,
uh, for Brotha Ben from
this guy named Glove.
Shouldn't be that hard.
Get the bag, take it back, get paid.
It's that simple. You ready?
Let's do it.
Alright.
You good bro.
Yeah. Yeah.
I just got, I just gotta get in character.
I won't f*ck and she sad about it
And she grab the pole
Slap the money upside her body
Stuff that leaf with that do-si-do
Going up and they mad about it
Ice on me and its
Wafi
And I just might crash the party
I was broke now I laugh about it
I won't f*ck and she sad about it
I walk in and she grab the pole
Slap the money upside her body
Stuff that leaf with that do-si-do
Going up and they mad about it
Y'all here for bag?
Yeah.
Alright.
Y'all must be new.
Nice ain't it.
Yeah, I got all this
working for Brotha Ben.
Let me tell you, you could eat caviar.
It mean you could eat caviar.
No more getting arrested twice,
worrying about the third strike.
Yeah. Them corner boy days over with.
We on to bigger and better things now.
More money, less problem.
Where's the bag?
Oh you wanting get straight
to the point muthafucker, huh?
All right.
Y'all want something to drink?
Got orange juice, beer, Kool-Aid.
I'll take a beer.
That's a lot.
Mind if I use your restroom?
Yeah, go for it.
I got a whole half a lid on me
I got a whole half a lid on me
I got a whole half a lid on me
It's a whole half a lid and a g*n
It's a lot.
Start clutching for crouch
He get teased if he reach
for chain round my neck
I respect,
I ain't do it for clout
If it's up then its stuck
Give a f*ck or speak up
You a duck and know half the sh*t ah
Wish I fight like a jack-in-the-box
And then we get lit
Like a match in the box
I got a whole half a lid and this g*n
In my pants baby girl
Start clutching for crouch
He get teased if he reach
For chain round my neck
I respect, I ain't do it for clout
If it's up then its stuck
Go and get that for me.
You a duck
And know half the sh*t ah
We pop out like a jack-in-the-box
And then we'll get lit
Like a match on the box, hey
When a general is speaking
you know you gonna die
And the color gonna blow
like poke in the eye
And 526 he got hit with the fire
Get rich you teach out
Oh sh*t!
There ain't no sh*t like a bat inside
Get on the sofa.
Get on the sofa.
What you say b*tch.
My lord she got my respect
Take it.
While you chasing that
b*tch I'ma run up the check
Yeah, lets be raw bangers
slapping some cream
I'm gonna spin out your turf
and come right back again
f*ck Hakuna Matata
I ain't got a friend
My cousin, my brother
My mama, my kin
The only one around
me if I got to spin
Bugat in my body when I'm walking in
If he got a product then we running in
Take his a*s down and
then do it again
Insurance policy we kidnap his kid
Then they get sliming
like minnows and squid
I got a whole half a lid and a g*n
In my pants baby girl and
start clutching for crouch
He get teased if he reached
for this chain around my neck
I respect, I ain't do it for
clout
If it's up then its stuck
Give a f*ck or speak up
You a duck and know half the sh*t ah
We pop out like a jack-in-the-box
And then we get lit
like a match in the box
It's a whole half a lid and this g*n
In my pants baby girl so
start clutching for crouch
He get teased if he reached
For this chain around my neck
I respect, I ain't do it for
clout
If it's up then its stuck
Give a f*ck or speak up
You a duck and know half the sh*t ah
We pop out like a jack-in-the-box
And then we get lit like
a match in the box, hey
Hey my line be them slime
Hey man sh*t I
Let be fine and wine
I wear that big charm
People can hear prove it
Don't know what you got
Smart car, TV, the back in the spot
937
And she thinking she do what I like
I'm pack this sh*t out
Really leaving this sh*t for
Be bragging about MAC-11
came with a catch button
Know light him like a matchbox
The streets
called for the wise
We brought no vets out
He made caught got left
Wise guys burn connections
It's a lie it's more than what you mean
He got scratched out
I guess the f*ck n*gg*r checked out
Hospital can't get a
f*cked n*gg*r chest tie
Thryce baby?
What? What happened?
Rock, paper, scissors sh**t.
Oh my gosh. You keep getting me.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Ah! Uh-uh, you cheated.
Cheater.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Ugh.
Rock, paper, scissors sh**t.
Uh, stop.
You're cheating.
I knew you were looking at me.
I threw looking at my fingers.
Storm came by here this morning?
I kept over.
Because I like you.
I knew she loved us but
I wasn't expecting her
to buy all this food.
Mommy.
Have a seat please.
This is nice.
What is going on?
You did the rock, paper,
scissors with your tugs.
She kept beating me.
I see.
Maybe you should just, no, don't throw it.
I'm not gonna throw it.
This is...
What you laughing at. This is nice.
Got some good food.
You cook this all by yourself?
Are you okay?
You sure you're okay?
That's what I want to hear.
So let's eat.
I don't know why y'all
two keep coming here.
Y'all are just wasting your time.
I'm not gonna be able to walk again.
Do you wanna walk again?
Not really.
I mean look what walking
got me last time.
Well at least he
still has a sense of humor.
It's not a sense of humor, Nurse Kim.
It's all facts.
If I wouldn't have walked outta my home
and away from my family
last Christmas Eve,
I wouldn't have walked to the car
and walked to my friend
and stood outside of a
nightclub and got shot.
And I wouldn't have to live
the rest of my f*cking
life in this wheelchair.
Screw that.
You know what, I'll be back.
Listen to me, you little brat.
You are gonna walk again.
No I'm not.
Yes, you are.
You are gonna walk again,
even if I have to beat the
feeling into your body.
Do you hear me?
You would really beat up a paraplegic.
I would do whatever it took
to get you to fight for your future.
So why aren't you married?
What?
I don't see a ring on your finger.
So I'm assuming you ain't married.
That's 'cause I'm not.
But what does that have to
do with you walking again?
Because if you really
want me to walk again,
I'm going to need a little motivation.
You said that you would do anything
to get me to walk again, right?
I, I did.
Well. What I want is to go
out with you.
You wanna go outside.
On a date.
You wanna date me?
What I want is to go
out with you on my arm
and to pull out your chair
and to sit down and have dinner with you
without you looking at me
like I'm a charity case.
I don't see you as a charity case.
Listen, I'll fight to walk again.
If you agree to walk with me on a date.
Now you know I can't date a patient.
Then I guess I'll be here.
But if you're walking...
There's no more need for therapy.
- Mm.
- Mm.
That sounds good to me.
Let's get to walking then.
My bad. Sorry.
Oh dang.
Merry Christmas.
Buy a Hummer.
What?
You know I don't really do
the whole Christmas thing
so you might have to save
that garbage for someone else.
Oh my apologies.
I actually didn't mean to startle you.
I just wanted to.
You kind of did you
I just saw you like jump
over that ledge over there.
Excuse me.
Okay. You wanna play it like that?
I know you watch me every day
but you never say anything
which is strange.
I don't know if you think I'm
too intimidating for you or...
That's not it.
Okay, so bottom line is you
watch me every day, right?
So that's why I purposely walk
in there with my hair done.
You know. My body looking tight.
Looking pretty good like a
scoop of g*dd*mn baby ice cream.
And you kind of want a scoop, don't you.
Totally get it.
That is exactly why I
walked out of the tea shop
to see if you will follow me.
And here you are. Thirsty as ever.
So now I'm thirsty.
You don't have any tea in your hand
and you went into a tea shop.
I would say that would
make you more than thirsty.
I'm not thirsty.
You're my once in a lifetime.
Once in a lifetime? Um, what?
People climb mountains,
jump outta airplanes,
stare at comets,
all because they have a deep desire
to accomplish something
that only happens once in a lifetime.
You're my once in a lifetime.
So you would say that being with me
is like climbing Mount Everest.
I think there's something great about you
that you don't even know about.
And if I let you walk out my
life without saying the thing,
I'd regret it.
So now what?
I have no idea.
What's your name, Mr.
Once in a Lifetime?
Stoney.
Storm.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Likewise.
So you sell Hummers?
No. No.
But I do want to buy one
so I can run over people
who get on my freaking nerves,
you know what I mean.
- It's a good one.
- Thanks.
I been working on it for a while.
Uh-huh.
I'm glad I finally said something.
Me too.
Merry Christmas!
Helen, don't y'all come over here
with all that Christmas cheer sh*t.
You don't like Christmas no more.
Y'all both know Christmas
ain't nothin' but a white man's holiday.
They wanna get you all happy,
feeling good about yourself.
They do that so you can
spend more money on gifts.
Broke.
I said that.
You know what I hate the
most about Christmas though.
What friend?
The loneliness.
You can be in the happiest relationship
that you've ever been in.
And then the holidays come around
and he wanna breaks up with you
just so he ain't gotta
buy you nothing new.
Now I gotta spend the
holidays all by myself
because your a*s too
cheap to buy me a gift.
Then they cheap asses keep it going
all the way until the day after Valentine's.
Then they wanna walk they happy
asses back into our lives.
Then we let him.
Why do you do that?
Oh he just like it that way.
Anyways, how's Thryce?
He's good.
He says he wants to
focus more on school now.
- Really?
- Wonderful.
Yeah.
It's weird.
One night I went to his room
'cause I was ready to k*ll him
for skipping school and coming in late.
But instead of me k*lling
him, I ended up hugging him.
Because he just couldn't stop crying.
I don't know.
But whatever happened, I
got my son back.
I know what happened.
His friend Eazy Earl got m*rder*d.
What?
Y'all ain't know.
Eazy Earl is dead.
Dead.
I know all the tea.
They ran in the trap house,
Shot him down and about
four other g*ons.
He's like a son to me.
So what you find out,
man, robbery gone bad.
Just like you said it was.
So, where's my money?
Man, sh*t nobody knows.
Nah, somebody know.
Everybody dead.
The bag is gone.
Somebody got my bag and
your a*s don't sleep
until you figure out who it is.
I got you my.
Roslyn Oliver.
Yes?
Damn.
I love tall women.
Have you ever dated a smaller man?
Eighth floor.
I don't mean to be too forward,
but, but I would love to,
I would just love to.
Show me the way to Tony's office please.
That's to this right side. Go ahead.
Thank you.
Hi, I'm Roslyn Oliver.
I'm here for an interview with Mr.
James.
Oh, okay, give me one moment here
to get Mr. James for you.
Mr. James, your one o'clock is here.
Mr. James will be right with you.
Okay? Thank you.
Can I have candy cane?
Of course, what flavor you want?
Thanks.
You know what? Nevermind.
I hate Christmas.
Oh. I also have Grinch chocolates.
Since you don't like Christmas.
You are right.
I don't like Christmas or the Grinch ones.
I'll take the Grinch.
Help yourself.
- Don't mind if I do that.
- Take as many as you like.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Keep it clean.
Hi Tony James, please come in.
Hi sir.
I know exactly who you are.
You are the head n*gg*r in charge.
You're the big boss.
Okay?
And you are.
Roslyn Oliver.
Yes, you are.
Please have a seat, Mrs. Oliver.
Oh, thank you.
And it's Ms. Oliver.
I've never, ooh, I've never been married.
Okay.
So tell me about yourself, Ms. Oliver.
Oh, sure.
Um, so this one time when I was three,
I ended up kissing this mailman hand,
'cause you know, he had the mail.
He was about to stick it
in the door mail slot.
And you know, his hand came.
Roslyn, I want to know
about your work history,
not your life history, okay?
Oh, sorry.
Why should I hire you?
Well sir, 'cause I need this job.
Hmm.
That's why people come to
interviews. They need a job.
Is that all you've got?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry. I I already know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Please excuse me.
I'm just a little nervous.
Um, I should have started
by saying thank you for seeing me
and I just wasn't,
I just was a little nervous
because I was surprised
that you were the one who's
giving me the interview.
Usually the big guy
doesn't come down here
and interview small people like me.
Well, I like to know who I'm hiring.
I want to know about you.
I wanna know about your,
your family, your, your life,
your wants, your dreams.
I wanna know that the person I hire
is not gonna change
just their bank account.
Ooh, yet.
Ooh, you said it right.
What up? Change my bank
account, sir, please yes.
Because the person I
hire is a good person.
So are you a good person, Roslyn?
Charmed sir, I'm a good person.
If you change my bank accounts,
sir, I'll be a great person.
Won't get lipo and then I won't change.
Thank you for calling Mr. James' office.
Oh, yep.
Yes ma'am. Okay, one moment.
Mr. James, you have a call on line one.
- Uh, please take a message.
- I'm interviewing a potential.
It's your wife, sir.
I'm sorry. She wouldn't
call if it weren't important.
Oh, it's the wife.
It's the booty call.
What? Where?
Okay, hang tight.
I'll be right there. I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to reschedule.
I have an important family emergency to.
What? You can.
You have to finish this interview, sir.
No, I need this job today.
That's not gonna happen.
No, no, no.
Sit down sir. Sit, sit, sit here.
There's a couple of misspelled
words, but it's okay.
Listen. Just finish the interview.
Ask me anything
- you wanna ask me.
- Excuse me.
Did you not just hear me say
I have a family emergency?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, sir.
I need, wait.
I need this job today.
Where are you going little Napoleon.
Go sit down.
Sit.
I need this job, sir.
What are we doing right
now? Can you have a seat?
I, I have to go.
Sit your little.
Yourself down and you listen to me.
You wanna talk about
family emergency, sir?
Family emergency. My entire
life is a family emergency.
My oldest daughter
doesn't even talk to me.
And my oldest son, he's paralyzed.
Doesn't even desire to walk anymore, sir.
Even after I exhausted
all of my money on him
trying to make him walk again.
My third one, he just lost
his best friend in a m*rder.
Not to mention my two baby
girls are at home starving, sir.
Eating peanut butter
sandwiches with no jelly.
Can you imagine that?
I can imagine.
Get stuck in the roof of your mouth.
So as you can see, Mr.
James, I need this job.
I understand. I hear you.
And as I say, all I can do is reschedule.
Now I have to go.
Thank you for your time.
Wait.
f*ck!
Wow, what'd you do, rob a bank?
I'll cancel the eviction notice.
You got it. Come on.
There you go.
Hey, can I help you?
Hi.
Do you remember me?
My name is Jell. I was
seeing your friend Mufasa.
We were fighting outside the club
that night y'all got shot.
Look, I just wanted to come
see Aaron and apologize.
Okay, well, visiting hours are over.
You want to apologize?
Yes.
Apologize for what?
For being a h* or for being a b*tch.
Because that's how this started, right?
You slept with a man
who you knew had a woman
and you got mad when you
actually saw 'em together.
And I know.
And I was being everything
you said I was,
but I didn't want anybody to die.
What? Exactly!
And it happened.
Mufasa is dead.
The bouncer outside the nightclub dead.
And then there's me.
The living dead.
I shoulda stopped her.
Please leave now.
I'm sorry.
- Go.
- I'm so sorry.
- Get out.
- Alright.
Why is Christmas so important to you?
Nothing good ever
happens on Christmas.
That's not true.
A lot of good things
happen on Christmas.
Not to our family.
Christmas...
Sing and laugh.
Laugh? Bro, ain't nobody
gonna be laughing on Christmas.
We're gonna be just as
miserable this Christmas
as we are any other Christmas.
Dad is gonna bring us toys.
Tell her Thryce.
I'm gonna do what I can to make sure
that Happy has a good Christmas.
And just how do you
plan on doing that Thryce?
The same way that I've been doing it.
What are you talking about?
Where do you think you've
been getting all this help from?
Santa Claus?
Yes.
Sheila, take Happy upstairs.
Now come on.
Now you wanna tell me just what the hell
you talking about?
You think you helping me?
By doing what?
Skipping school and not
doing what I tell you to do.
Are you hungry Mommy?
Saved you a plate.
It's in the microwave.
I hope you like what you eat.
'Cause I bought every bit
of food in this house.
Oh, you talking crazy.
Storm bought all this food in here.
Did you see her pay for it?
Or is that something that
you just choose to believe?
Because how could it happen?
Storm don't want nothing
to do with this family, Ma.
She don't wanna see you.
She don't wanna see Aaron.
And as long as we're living with you,
she don't wanna see me, Sheila,
or Happy.
She's done.
Well let me tell you something.
Food or no food,
you gonna respect the
ground that I walk on.
Or I'll walk all over your grave.
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
I hear you.
Can I leave now?
You'll leave when I tell you to leave.
Now you can leave.
By the way, I paid the rent too.
You're welcome.
g*dd*mn it Thryce.
Told you to leave the
kitchen, not the house.
I don't know where
you got all that money.
I just saw you give the landlord.
But that can't be all of it.
I know you got more, Thryce.
So where is it?
Under the bed.
I know where you are money bag.
Hm.
It's gotta be in here.
Where else could it be?
Gosh, how much money is that?
It's okay. It's not too bad.
Oh Lord.
You can relax.
- Relax?
- Yeah.
Most relaxed man you know.
Look, I get it.
Is everything all right?
- Oh yeah man.
- Yes.
- Everything's great.
- Thank you.
Enjoy.
- Appreciate you.
- Thank you so much.
Look, I get it, okay.
I'm a good looking woman.
I have my own sh*t.
I don't need a man for anything.
But I think that's what
makes you want me even more.
What you don't know is that
I know what you want from me
and
think I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
Yes.
Yes what?
What?
I'm gonna sleep with you tonight.
Isn't that the reason why
your fork keeps shaking
every time you put it in your hand?
Huh?
Um, is that what you
think all of this about?
You're wrong.
Impossible.
Didn't you hear what I
had to say at the tea shop?
I heard what you said at the tea shop.
However, I thought that was
like some kind of bullshit
for you to get in my
panties or something.
You know what I mean?
Real smooth though.
Real smooth, Yeah.
Well, first of all,
thank you for thinking
that I could be smooth.
Second of all, I want way more from you
than your panty store.
Well, um, what else is there?
Your mind, your time, your future.
I wanna know if you make
good macaroni and cheese
or you just go where the food
is good for Thanksgiving.
I wanna know what your childhood's like.
I want to know if I could
make you fall in love with me.
sh**t. If it's possible, if
you could love me forever.
If so, that'd be pretty cool.
I wanna know why you
always so angry, Storm,
'cause you always look angry.
True.
So,
you don't wanna make love to me.
Dang.
I'm just gonna slip into
something more comfortable.
Saph
I like it when you pop sh*t
Hostage
Topless
Need a hostage yeah
I like it when you topless
I like it when you topless
She like it when I'm
If I put the time in yeah
Mind In
If I put the time in
Could you put yo mind in
Want me to drape her in diamonds
Money spent where its time spent but
Aint no holding me hostage
Aint no holding me hostage
She like it when I pop sh*t
I like it when you topless yeah
If I put the time in
Could you put yo mind in
Want me to drape her in diamonds
Money spent where its time spent but
Aint no holding me hostage
Aint no holding me hostage
She like it when I pop sh*t
I like it when you topless yeah
Put that p*ssy beside me
Don't know why you hiding it yeah
I like it when you guide me
On my cheek yeah she bite me there
On my neck yeah she bite me there
In my bed yeah she fight me there
Got her calling me Tyson
Make a film like I'm Spike Lee yeah
If I put the time in
Could you put yo mind in
Want me to drape her in diamonds
Money spent where its time spent but
Aint no holding me hostage
Aint no holding me hostage
She like it when I pop sh*t
I like it when you topless yeah
If I put the time in
Could you put yo mind in
Want me to drape her in diamonds
Money spent where its time spent but
Aint no holding me hostage
Aint no holding me hostage
She like it when I pop sh*t
I like it when you topless yeah
I like it
When you topless yeah
Saph
Oh my.
My mother taught me how
to make mac and cheese
when I was about nine years old.
So I got really good at it.
I grew up in a single parent household.
I'm the eldest of five children.
I have two brothers, Aaron and Thryce.
And I have two little
sisters, Sheila and Happy.
We all have the same dad,
but we never met him before.
I know that's weird, right?
Even though they keep making babies.
Stoney, if I fall in love with you,
I don't know how long it's gonna last.
Maybe until you don't love me anymore.
I don't know.
And I actually, I really
do want to smile. I do.
It is just that I haven't
had a reason to smile
until tonight.
See about a year ago,
my brother who was like my best friend,
he got shot in the back.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry for your loss.
He's not dead. He's just paralyzed.
You said your brother's
name was Thryce, right?
No, Thryce is my younger brother.
Aaron is my other brother.
He's paralyzed.
I haven't, I haven't seen
him since he got shot.
Why not?
Because I'm angry.
You see
when Aaron got shot
before he got shot actually,
that's when my family
was actually a family.
You know?
But if he just would've stayed
home like I begged him to,
he would still be standing to this day.
Maybe I wouldn't have never came home
and found my newlywed husband
in bed with another man
and he would not be in some
hospital bed right now.
So it's just...
I don't know, Stoney.
I...
You want the honest truth really?
I blame him.
I blame him for leaving me.
I blame him for getting shot and.
I blame him for making
me angry at the world.
You heard that?
I think so.
Who's at my door?
The hell?
- I cannot stay with her...
- Whoa, whoa.
- Tonight, Storm.
- Whoa.
You can't stay here.
Oh my gosh.
Storm, you have no idea what it's like.
Who told her that she
could be a mother?
She's a terrible mother.
Oh my God.
Hey. Hey.
Don't drink it out of a carton. Get a glass.
Did you know that she lost her job?
Thryce,
Listen, you can't stay here. Okay?
We've barely been surviving off
of the little income she was making.
Now she's making nothing.
We're gonna starve.
Thryce, you're old enough
to get a job and help her out.
Okay? Why don't you just do that?
I did get a job.
I was paying for the food,
paying the bills.
But does she appreciate
all that I've been through
in order to help her do
what she's supposed to do as a mother.
Feed her kids.
What have you been through?
And wait, go back.
You got a job?
No, but I had a job.
Okay, well then just get another one.
But you can't stay here. Mm-mm.
Just for one night.
Tomorrow morning, cooler
heads will prevail.
I'll be off to school and out of your life.
Until the next time you need my help.
We don't know that yet.
Just wait here.
Sorry.
I know it's time to go.
It's okay, family's family.
- You're so sweet.
- Mm.
You wanna do lunch tomorrow?
Yeah. Of course.
Maybe you can come by the
job and I'll show you what I do
before we leave for lunch.
Office. Wow.
I've been going on and on
about my family all night.
And I don't even know
what you do for a living
or what, what kind of job you have.
It's cool.
Just come by and I'll show you
everything you need to know.
Okay.
- All right.
- You just text me a location.
- I got you.
- Okay.
Beep beep
Beep beep
Beep beep
Rolling down the road
in my brand new ride
Beep beep
Ooh give me that beep beep
Better believe it
Beep beep
Ooh give me that
Rolling down the road
in my brand new ride
Beep beep
Beep beep
Ooh give me that
Rolling down the road
in my brand new ride
Beep beep
What's that?
Um, it's medicine.
For what?
Um, I have a cold.
No you don't.
Girl, how you gonna tell
me I don't have a cold?
Because I don't have a cold.
Every time you get a cold, I get a cold.
I get a cold, you get cold.
I don't have a cold. So
you don't have a cold.
Okay, well then it's for something else.
Just go to sleep.
I wanna know what that pill is.
You make me sick.
Girls? Where's your brother?
Thryce, get
your butt down here.
I don't think he came
home last night, Mommy.
Guess Thryce missed his bus.
Your lunch for today.
Eat faster.
Let's go.
Hey Thryce?
Going up.
Going up.
About this bill.
It's like we can't even
prolonging for a few months?
No ma'am. Everything that
I can do, I've already done.
Well then I'm screwed.
I mean, maybe you'll
get a Christmas miracle.
A Christmas miracle.
Yeah. Right.
As if Christmas is the answer.
Look, I mean, it could be.
It's not.
I mean,
you never know what miracles
are around the corner, right?
Come on on now.
Take your time. One step at a time.
You got this. Come on.
One step at a time.
- One step at a time.
- See.
Oh, look at you trying.
I gonna do more than try, Mommy.
What changed?
I think all I needed was a little motivation.
So motivation wasn't walking enough?
I guess not.
- You're so strong.
- Take your time.
Good job.
Get going. Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with him?
- Aaron?
- What's wrong with him?
Aaron!
Help him.
- Oh sh*t.
- What's wrong with him?
Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
Is my son gonna die?
Is my son gonna die?
He's just having a seizure.
He'll be fine.
Aaron!
Aaron!
Get her out of here.
Storm?
sh*t.
I am right here. I'm right here, Aaron.
Going up.
Storm, wait.
Storm?
Storm, wait.
Storm.
- Storm!
- Storm.
Hey baby wait.
You're my brother's therapist?
- Yes I am.
- Move lady.
You didn't think to tell me that
the night that we slept together.
Wait, you two know one another.
Yes we do.
Was this your idea?
- No.
- No.
Did you want it?
You wanted to trick me into having sex
with my brother's therapist.
- I didn't do that.
- Think about that.
And then trick me to come here.
What kind of sick person are you?
I didn't even know
y'all knew one another.
Storm is not like that at all.
I told you.
I told you I did not wanna
see my brother like that.
And he wasn't like that. He was doing...
Shh! Lose my number.
- Move.
- Baby. Wait.
Storm.
What is going on?
Know who this in this car over there?
Yeah, I know who that is.
- Yo, dude.
- What's up?
Where's the new kid
that's supposed to be working this block.
- I don't know.
- The kid showed up one day,
made a little change
and left with Eazy Earl.
sh*t. When this was?
The same day Eazy Earl
and Glove got popped.
Y'all knew this and ain't say nothing.
Look, I don't know sh*t.
I still don't know what I know.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Man, the new kid is M I A
that we put on the corner.
Evan said Eazy Earl and
the kid left the same day.
That little punk got the bag.
Find that man and don't
you come back here
until you find that man.
Who is it?
Police ma'am.
About Thryce?
Oh, lets see about Thryce.
Yes.
I didn't know if you liked flowers or not.
And then again,
I thought I wasn't gonna
even bring 'em to you,
but I thought maybe if
you don't like flowers,
you'll just appreciate the sentiment.
I don't understand.
Would you go out on a date with me?
Wait, so you're not here to evict me.
Not at all.
Hi Mommy.
Hi Tevin.
Hello.
It's almost Christmas, Mommy.
It is.
It is. I just realized that
you're right.
Yeah, it is.
Are you coming for Christmas dinner?
We're not having Christmas
dinner this year, baby.
I'm sorry.
She going to change her mind.
So be ready when she calls you.
I'm not gonna change my mind.
If you do,
here's my card.
I'm a phone call away.
Little girl, What are
you doing in my kitchen?
I'm trying to see what
I can cook for Christmas.
It's Christmas Eve.
Oh, you a little cook now, huh?
Yes. You can help me.
Oh, I can help you.
Okay. Where's Sheila?
Where's Thryce?
He went out.
Well, you make sure you clean up
your little mess when you get finished,
my little chef, you.
Okay.
Girl, I'm about to take
these pills and get high.
I do it all the time. It's cool.
Okay. You're about to watch 'em.
So take one.
Sheila.
What are those?
I gotta go. They're not mines.
They're in your possession
then they're yours young lady.
Gimme those.
Give 'em to me.
Do you know what these are?
I think so. They get people high.
- And is that what you wanna do?
- Get high?
Yes.
Why?
Because Ready in school
said that getting high
numbs your pain.
Sweetheart.
You can talk to me.
What pain are you in?
I don't know if I'm in pain.
I just know that I'm not happy.
Who are you?
The f*ck?
Take your hands off my daughter.
My name Work Will Work.
Your mother named you that?
My mother irrelevant to this situation
between you and I right now.
You do know that's a dumb name, right?
My name William J. Work.
The street's name is
the name Work Will Work.
Because I do certain jobs
and get the job done.
And also since they're important jobs,
I work a lot.
So what is your job
supposed to be here?
I'm here for that bag.
What? You are in the wrong place.
I haven't even said what type of bag it is.
It don't matter ain't no bags here.
You got a son named Thryce?
Oh all of a sudden you
can't talk right now.
That's crazy.
Your silence says everything.
Your son Thryce used to
work with Brotha Ben.
Brotha Ben sells thing and
gets paid a lot of money,
which is confiscated in the bag.
Your son Thryce has that bag.
So look, this what's about to happen.
Somebody's going to get that bag or they,
everybody in here is gonna die.
And then I'm going to catch Thryce.
He's gonna bring me that
bag and he's dying too.
We don't have your bag Mr. Work.
I do.
Attention Metro riders.
The cost to ride is $1.25.
Well would you look at this?
She really did know where it was.
Let my daughter go.
Now.
Of course.
Give me the bag.
Oof.
That's a ornery daughter up there.
You got what you came
for, now you can leave.
But I ain't get everything.
But I will.
You better stay away from my son.
Alright.
Sheila.
I need you to do something.
What Mama?
I need you to watch Happy for me.
She don't need to watch
me, I could watch myself.
I know baby. But she's
in charge right now, okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
You be sure to lock up, okay.
Okay.
Yo, my dude,
I got the bag.
I'm about to bring it right now.
What about the kid?
Man? Man, you not gonna...
I know.
I know. Not you.
You not gonna believe this sh*t.
Thryce.
Just walk right in front of my car.
Why the f*ck you on the phone with me?
Get to work!
Where'd he go.
Yo, Thryce get in the car.
Get in the f*cking car, Thryce.
Took off man.
Hey Thryce.
Let me get you.
Jesus Christ.
Uh.
Don't you think about it.
Don't.
You.
Think about
it.
Thryce, you don't want to do this.
You got me running out here, Thryce.
You don't want do this man.
You don't want do it. Thryce!
Think about everything man. I got you.
Right, right now.
Gimme the g*n, Thryce.
Gimme the g*n, Thryce.
Give it to me, Thryce.
You shake it, Thryce.
Give it here.
Now let's go.
Get your a*s up. Let's go, Thryce.
Let's go.
Let's go, Thryce.
Thryce.
Ah!
My n*gg*r act cold.
You steady suck.
You f*cking suck.
Damn.
You f*cking suck, brother.
Nah, you cheating man.
Damn baby. Who you here for?
I'm here for my son.
He ain't here.
Well, where's Brother Ben?
Oh, you must be one of his new hoes.
All right then.
Follow me.
Ladies first.
Didn't you just hear yourself fool?
I'm a new hoe.
I don't know where I'm going.
It's right up the stairs. You can't miss it.
These stairs
y'all had to eliminate that.
Mom.
You'll sit your jive a*s down, boy.
Give me back my son.
Hold on. Your son?
Yes.
Roslyn, you shouldn't even came here.
Yo. That's your son?
That's my son.
She said she was here to
see Brotha Ben.
I am.
Can I see him?
Brotha Ben busy.
I'm sure I have something
that he would like to see
in exchange for my son.
Can I see him now?
What?
It's Matt.
Where's Work Will Work?
He out here with that kid.
But his mother just showed up.
I'll holler at
you later Work Will Work.
Going back to work.
Who are you?
I'm Thryce's mom.
- Hello, Thryce's mom.
- How can I help you?
I'm here to get my son.
Um, you can walk outta here.
But your son is not going anywhere.
I've already given you guys your bag.
What else do you need from us?
He stole from me. He gotta pay.
Well, is there somewhere
he can talk private?
I think I might have something
that we can negotiate for my son.
I think you do.
Mom. Don't do.
Shut that kid up.
Don't
say another word, man.
Shut the f*ck up, Thryce.
No interruptions.
Taking my time with this one.
Hmm. Take your time.
Who is she?
That's Jill. She ain't
none of your concern.
Jill doesn't look too happy.
Jill stole from me like
Thryce stole from me.
They have to pay.
I totally agree.
But let me just get this clear.
If we do this,
you gonna let my son and
I leave outta here right?
Uh, that depends on how good you are.
I might wanna see you again.
I really doubt that.
But we can always leave that door open.
Okay.
You gonna learn to leave my.
Let's go Thryce.
Thryce
is not going nowhere.
Brotha Ben,
call off your flunky.
Fluky, huh.
Let him go.
Jill, too.
Both of them!?
Yeah!
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Wear the ring
What's up bro?
Oh, well
Oh hell no.
Alexis, turn off the music.
If you don't get your little
funky feet off my couch.
What is wrong with you?
What?
Ma?
You just gonna spoil all the fun.
I'm gonna spoil a
whole lot more than fun
if she don't keep her
feet off of my couch.
You know? As a matter of
fact, let's go to bed.
Let's go.
Come on y'all chop, chop.
Yes. Let's go.
Bedtime.
Storm, you gonna stay here with us?
- No ma'am.
- Why?
Well, Michael thinks I'm working,
but I'm gonna surprise his a*s
with a little midnight sumthin' sumthin'.
Ooh, okay.
Well you make sure you
call me when you get home
'cause you didn't do it last time.
Yes ma'am. I got you.
And listen, I'm gonna come
back and get Happy, okay?
Okay.
Why does she always do this?
You're the one who got this started.
Love you.
I know that.
No, but for real I really love you
and I love my entire family.
But you know you especially,
you're my best friend.
And look at you Mr. Division
One Baseball Scholarship,
the University of Texas.
Hey woo.
Can you let me go now, please?
Nope, nope.
Hold on. Somebody calling me.
- Move.
- Forward it.
Yo, what's up?
You two okay?
Yes ma'am.
Yes.
Did they hurt you Jill?
No ma'am.
Did they r*pe you?
Look, I'm not trying to interrogate you,
but I need to know if I need
to drive you to the hospital.
No, ma'am. He didn't r*pe me.
He just really, really scared me.
I don't know
what you two got
yourselves into back there.
But we're safe now. We're we're safe.
Thank you.
Ma'am, if you don't mind me
asking, where are we going?
You can call me Roslyn, Jill.
And mm, we're going home.
Mom.
I'm sorry.
I know baby.
I'm sorry too.
Jill, come here.
What are you doing with
my daughter Ms. Oliver?
What? Tony, what did you just say?
What's happening? What's happening?
Oh my God, my Jilly Bean.
Oh my God,
I just delivered a package.
Roslyn saved our lives.
Saved your life? What happened?
My son and your daughter
got into some trouble.
The rest of the story is
up for her to tell you.
Oh my God. Are you okay?
Don't you think you should
stay and talk to the police?
No, that ain't gonna happen.
I delivered your baby. I'm
about to take my baby home.
I suggest you not to try and stop me.
Tony, What happened?
What did she say?
Oh my God.
Got the nerve to ask me what
I'm doing with his daughter.
sh**t, as if I need another child.
Drove way over here.
Gas is too high.
And it's cold out here.
Asking all them damn questions.
What you, get your a*s in the car.
Wait for me white people sh*t.
Thank you, mama.
Tough night.
Oh boy.
You something.
I love you Mommy.
Mommy.
What the hell are y'all doing?
Why aren't you all in the house?
I love you Mommy.
I know baby. But y'all
gonna get me in trouble.
I love you. I love you.
I love you.
I know.
Let's go in the house
before C P S get me.
I swear to God, you are too much.
Ta-da!
Huh?
For the life of me,
I will never understand
why you continue to decorate
the side of tree that no one sees.
That's because the lights
shines in the darkest places.
Baby, you're here.
I know.
You know, Sheila called me
and told me that you
was looking for Thryce.
And so I figured that they needed me.
They're so smart.
Also Happy wanted a tree.
So we went out and got one topped.
I hope you don't mind.
- Of course, I don't mind.
- You don't?
I'm just glad you're here.
Oh, it's good to see you.
It's been too long.
Did you get taller?
You are coming back tomorrow, right?
Of course you know I am.
She's never leaving again.
My baby is here.
Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender
Yeah, baby.
Yeah.
Sleep in...
Oh what is this?
She got two kids, two
girls and the boy Thryce.
Woo-ooh, damn.
Strangay, strangay.
Ooh.
There she go.
Lemme look at you.
Lemme feel on you.
Ooh.
You need to leave.
What? I need to leave.
What's going on?
Not messing with you no more.
What are you talking about?
You already know what it
is in our relationship.
- You already know what it is.
- Do I?
I come over here, - Do I?
And give you a little sex.
Drop the gifts off to these
kids and we get it on.
What else you want from me?
What else?
One day out of the damn year,
you come here and you're mine.
That's right. That's right.
The rest is for your
wife and your three kids
and the big house.
But they don't have to worry about
eating peanut butter sandwiches
or wondering whether next
meal come from.
Listen.
That stops tonight.
Well what you want from
me? What do you want from me?
Child support.
Child support? You
out your rabid a*s mind.
I ain't finna pay you no child support.
And plus you said that you'll
never put me on child support.
Well I lied.
My children deserve way better
than what I've been providing for them.
You already know what it is.
Look, pull your pants down.
Let's have sex. Let's get it in.
This is what you want, right?
This is what you want.
I'm doing it for you.
You need to leave.
No, listen, this is what we going do.
I'm going take these clothes off.
We gonna get butt naked.
I'm gonna get some sex from you
then I'm gonna get the hell out
this old ragged-a*s home of yours.
So come on.
My mama said leave.
- Thryce, what's up baby?
- How you doing?
What's up?
Y'all know one another.
Yeah.
Thryce, yeah.
You know Thryce know me.
Nah, Ma.
I don't know this man.
Thryce, come on.
What you mean you don't know me?
When I was a little kid, he
told me he was Santa Claus.
I, I believed him.
- Oh man.
- Now I know the truth.
The truth.
Okay. Alright.
So if you know the truth
Thryce, what is the truth then?
What's the truth? Let me hear it.
You ain't Santa Claus.
You ain't nothing but a
selfish baby maker
parading around this tight-a*s Santa suit.
My mother's gold.
You should be on your
knees worshiping the ground
that she walks on.
But instead all you do is take from her.
But it's cool 'cause now we both see you
for the deadbeat daddy
that you actually are.
I don't want to hear all that man.
I don't want to hear all that.
Listen, that's how it's gonna be.
Yeah, that's how it's gonna be, Playboy.
For real.
All right. Enjoy y'all Christmas.
From little gifts I gave you.
I gave you, got a little
PlayStation five in there too.
That's how it's gonna be?
So that's how gonna be.
No! That's how gonna be?
Who?
Who the hell is this?
Who these kids is?
Who is they?
I don't know them.
They're my kids?
Who is that?
Stupid.
Holy night
Here you go your little weak gifts.
That's some PS5 on.
What is this kid?
All is bright
Damn.
All is bright
Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Sleep in heavenly peace
What is that? I see you.
I see you.
Okay, okay.
Mom.
Hey Happy, go see who
that is at the door baby.
I got you.
Nobody here.
Hey there. How are are you?
You said your mother was gonna call.
And she did last night.
We had a few presents to
open up at the station.
Thought for you and your sister.
Thank you.
O Holy Night
The stars are brightly shining
Tevin, Come in.
Night of our dear saviors birth
Love you.
Long lay the world
In sin and error pining
'Til he appeared and the soul felt
I got it.
You sure?
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
The thrill of hope the
weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a
new and glorious morn
I got it.
Fall on your knees
O hear the angel voices
Oh night divine
Oh night when Christ was born
Oh night divine
So strong.
O night O night divine
I got it.
Truly He taught us to love one another
Merry Christmas.
LaTonya?
You get drunk?
Hey babe, you got you a new job.
You a prost*tute.
You look good. I can.
Girl, get in here.
I missed you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Surprise.
Merry Christmas. What
are you guys doing here?
Listen, when you brought our
daughter home the other day,
I was so into it that I don't feel like
we properly thanked you.
You did that already.
Not enough.
But we're here now.
Your son's medical bills are all paid for.
What?
Tell her about the job.
Well you did interview with
me and since I am still hiring
and you did say you needed a job.
You're hired!
You got the job. Don't
be scared, be excited.
We're just gonna start you
on a a hundred thousand a year.
But stick with us,
grow with the company
and the sky is the limit.
Yes, we're serious.
Wait, wait, wait.
So you hired me 'cause I beat up
some young credit card
scamming drug dealer.
I hired you 'cause you have integrity
and that's the type of person
I want working at my company.
Say yes. Say yes.
- Oh my God.
- Say it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Can we come into the party?
It sounds so much fun there.
Come on, we promise we'll be square.
We're your bosses and
all, but we're still cool.
Congratulations honey.
Thank you so much for
bringing our baby home.
Hi Jill.
You okay?
Glad you came.
Thank you
so much, I needed that.
Yes.
Things looking up.
Right?
There's my baby now.
Hey baby!
Look at you.
Hi.
Do you like Christmas now?
I love Christmas.
Love, love, love Christmas.
Don't do that
h* h*
Could it be yeah
Old St. Nick
My step daddy
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
Oh no, Mommy
Was cheating on my daddy
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
It was 9 and I gotta go sleep
I got cookies and
milk for Santa and me
The fireplace and by
the Christmas tree
I been good all year
So Santa can see, I had no idea
What awaited me when I
decided to wait
Right before king
I think I believe
I think I saw my momma
kissing Santa Claus
Could it be
Old St. Nick
My step daddy
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
Oh no, Mommy
Was cheating on
My daddy
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
Sneaking outta bed
tiptoeing downstairs
The milk and cookies are still there
Hey, what is this I hear
I slipped through the
living room unnoticed
Momma's laughing with
someone but I know it's
Not Daddy 'cause he had
to go to work
Santa get your lips off her
Now could it be
Old St. Nick
My step daddy
Santa why you kissing on my momma
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
Oh no, Mommy
Was cheating on
My daddy
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
There's tinsel all over the floor
Candy canes in mommy's hair
But I'm
smelling daddy's cologne
All through the air
Oh my goodness
How could this truly be
Are you telling me that's Santa Claus
Is really my daddy
You mean all this time
Santa Claus dear
I saw momma kissing Santa Claus
Oh no, mommy
Momma and dad
On my daddy
We're going back upstairs
'Cause we ain't finished no
Santa Claus is your daddy baby
Daddy Claus, baby
You gotta call him
Daddy Claus, yeah
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