Bad Guys, The: Little Lies and Alibis (2025)

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- Here we go.

- Were already late.

- Go. Go, go.

- Let's move.

Shh! Just let me do the talking.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. Hello. Hey.

I am Mr. Wolf, and

these are my associates.

You must be wondering what...

So we know we're ten minutes

late to our big parole check-in.

Twelve minutes.

What? We're twelve minutes late!

Mr. Wolf.

Okay, wait, wait, wait!

Before you make any rash

decisions, let me explain.

It's actually a really funny story.

Funny and very law-abiding.

We were running early, so we

decided to grab a quick breakfast.

This is a big day.

In just two hours,

we'll be officially off parole.

- Yeah!

- I'm proud of you guys.

Six months without a single slipup.

Not even a parking ticket.

Glad I'm not that guy.

The valets these days.

They're so good, they'll grab

your car without even asking.

So naturally, we gave

'em an extra generous tip.

- Hey, what gives?

- Look, dummies.

I think it's unplugged for a reason.

Got it.

My car!

Are we sure we took the right bus?

Hold up. There's more than one bus?

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Guys, I gotta go.

- Ooh, bathroom! Bathroom, bathroom.

- Piranha! Where's he going?

- Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!

- Hey!

Check it. I was hanging

out doing my thing

when out of nowhere, this guy

goes crazy for absolutely no reason.

There's a line, chum butt.

Fortunately, I'm a master

of conflict resolution,

and I gracefully

de-escalated the situation.

- What'd you call me?

- No, no, no!

Thanks to him, they rewarded

us with a relaxing mud bath.

Piranha, what are you smiling about?

Let's just say I don't

have to pee anymore.

- Oh! Come on! Seriously?

- Down my leg!

As Good Samaritans, we

opted for an eco-friendly option:

A rideshare.

That's it. I'll handle this.

Nailed it.

Hey! What do you think...

Luckily, a kind stranger saw us

and was nice enough to

pull over and offer us a ride.

Come on, let's go, go, go!

Chicken nuggies.

Someone wants to find me

Think I'll just stay lost

Wanna get your butt kicked?

Spit them out!

What the...

Honestly, it gets a

little fuzzy around here,

but I do remember

taking the scenic route.

Oh, and then there was...

Was that before the...

Or after the...

Oh, oh! And then...

- Oh, don't forget the...

- Don't you quit on me, big guy.

Ooh, I got one.

That was a good move.

And then...

Hey, how about that?

Ten minutes to spare.

I told you we'd make it.

Everybody freeze!

This is a robbery.

Aw, come on!

You know, we could just ignore them.

And finally, we set some

wayward youths on a better path.

Stay calm and no one gets hurt.

Put the money in the bag.

Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.

We just wanted to say, "Love the outfits."

- The Bad Guys.

- No way!

Were big fans.

Now, you've obviously

thought of everything.

Clear escape route,

hack the security cameras.

Even this one behind the fake plant?

Cut the silent alarm.

You did cut the silent alarm, right?

- Yeah.

- Right. Of course.

- But hypothetically...

- If we didn't?

You know what?

I wouldn't worry about it.

Cops won't be here for

another 12 seconds... ish.

I believe this belongs to y...

So, yeah. That's pretty

much what happened.

More or less.

Fascinating story.

The point is, ma'am,

we are serious about

turning our lives around.

Well, you convinced me.

- Yes! It's happening!

- All right!

- Nice work!

- However,

you should probably tell

this to your parole officer.

What you say? What now?

This is the post office.

It happens all the time.

This is South Main Street.

The parole office is

on North Main Street.

Good luck.

Good to know.

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