01x06 - Triple Siyapa

[bunniefuu]

[Title Montage]

Oh God.

Is anybody there?

Hi.

[Prem] Please leave me.

Hello. Here's the CD.

CD. Please play it for me.

It plays perfectly fine.

- Mikka

- It will only take two minutes.

I have to go for Mikka's wedding.

That's okay. There's a party going

on inside. Please come.

- No.

- Please come.

No, madam. The last time

So, you remember it.

- I remember it.

- You have to come.

- No.

- Come on.

Great. The CD is working.

Damn it.

[Laughing]

You get tense easily. Your tests

are done.

You shouldn't have given me the

medicine last time.

[Laughing]

Don't worry. All the reports

are fine.

Okay. I must leave then.

Listen. Tell us your name at least.

My name is Prem Singh Barnala.

- Greetings.

- Damn it.

- Who are you?

- I am Pammi.

Happy Anniversary, Mr. Dubey.

Happy Anniversary.

Papa is quite shy.

But when a Punjabi man drinks,

he becomes exciting and naughty.

[Song playing]

[Drums playing]

I was gone for 12 years. When I

returned, I brought back Tikka.

[Cheering]

The celebrations begin when Rakhi

dances with Mikka.

[Song playing]

Soggy is here.

Let's go.

Hey, didn't you hear me. Come

with me!

[Song playing]

New relationships were being

formed

bringing happiness in life.

[Song playing]

But how is it possible that

everything goes well in my life?

[Clapping]

Hey, stop it. Go there.

[Snaps fingers]

[Shutter closes]

Hey!

Hey!

What are you thinking?

Get the shutter open.

Open it.

[Shutter opens]

- Why are you pushing me, Biji?

- Go!

Pissu, this was your second time.

If you do it again, I will break

your leg.

- [Beating with stick]

- Take us with you.

I warned you not to

Stop it. That's enough of

family drama. Let's go.

Get inside the van.

Get inside. Come on.

Fker, you stole my motorcycle

last year.

Fker, you are here again.

He is not the one.

Inspector, he is the one.

Do you think every thief is the one

who stole your motorcycle?

You are talking as if it is not

just a motorcycle

- but a Mercedes. Let's go.

- Inspector, please do something.

It's been so long.

The insurance has expired as well.

- Please get the instalments stop.

- Okay.

But then you will have to pay us

instalments.

- Which instalments would you like

to pay? - Let's go.

Think over it.

Get inside the van. Let's go.

Leave. The show is over.

They can't help me.

I will find it myself.

- By the way, who was he?

- Who?

The one whose bike was stolen.

Manjeet? Forget about him.

He is always worried.

Papa, Biji was amazing.

She caught three of them.

- She was my Biji after all.

- Huh.

You take the the credit

for everything.

As if you were doing all the hard

work and grandpa was having fun.

Remember this. One gets all the fun

when he is under his dad's reign.

And when the son

is like your father,

the dad's reign never comes

to an end.

You have started the party

for the birthday.

- And you didn't even call me.

- Greetings.

Okay, you naughty one.

Pour me a drink.

Do it.

- Did you tell him everything?

- No. I am censoring many things.

- Good. What have you told him

till now? - [Pouring drink]

Let me tell you.

He told me

Pissu came to steal things.

This drink is too small for me.

Make me a hard drink.

- Sorry, grandpa.

- What is this?

But honestly speaking,

- Biji almost caught us that day.

- That's right.

Papa, they were beaten a lot.

- One of them was also bleeding.

- That's enough.

Biji, what have I done?

There's no treasure in the shop

that Pissu wanted to steal.

I think the matter is something

else.

I don't know.

Listen to me carefully.

I have been working since the past

45 years.

I have got half the neighbourhood

married. They respect me.

I won't let you ruin my reputation.

Take this.

Biji, calm down.

You should do any kind of work only

after thinking about it.

The kind of work that brings your

morality down,

you should not do that. Got it?

- Make him understand.

- Okay.

She is right.

Chhibber: Something's going to happen

tonight. Wait for the instructions

[Inspector] How are you?

I am fine, uncle. How are you?

I am fine too.

I can't see my uncle around.

Your uncle? He is getting a massage

inside.

- Here you go.

- No, uncle. Thank you.

Please give it to him once

he comes out.

Grandma went to Pushkar. These are

the offerings. Bye.

Constable. I mean sir.

Who is this girl?

You are next up in the line.

You can ask her uncle.

He is her uncle.

Okay. Ask your sir to call me

inside.

My body is aching.

I too will get a massage done.

Give me one.

They are not fried well.

I will fry you up, you rascal.

Sit down!

Sit down! Look at his demands.

He is acting too smart.

[Footsteps]

Hey, sweetie. Hello.

My body is aching.

Give me a

full body massage.

Welcome, madam.

Hey, both of you are here.

Hello.

[Laughing]

Your body is aching? You should

have thought

about it when you were

in Prem Singh's arms.

Both of you are shameless.

Please stop it.

What would people think if they

hear us?

Pammi, that's your problem. You

want to do it but you get scared.

You have done a lot

for your family and the society.

That's enough.

You have done enough.

Live for yourself, Pammi.

You are right.

When no one cares for me,

- why should I care about them?

- Exactly.

I have spend my whole life

suffering.

I will now make Mr. Chawla

suffer a lot.

Those days are gone.

We must enjoy now.

That's like my girl.

- Now, no more secrets.

Only secret parties. - [Honking]

Tell me something.

Where is this secret party?

And what is going to happen there?

Well, anything can happen.

That's what secret parties are for.

Just get ready.

- Really?

- [Mrs. Chhibber] Yes.

Sweetie, come here.

I want to get whole body waxing

done today.

- [Chuckles] - [Mrs. Das] Don't

forget about Brazilian wax.

Sir, he is talking absurd to save

himself.

I suggest you should give him a massage too.

Why would I lie to you

after I witnessed how you beat

them?

It is cent percent true.

Then I must do something.

[Tidda] OMG. There's a new villain

in dad's story.

[Soggy] This villain had planned

to ruin me.

The uncle had made it

difficult for me.

Hello. Please invite me as well.

Hey, I got the flavoured one.

The banana flavour.

[Moaning]

Soggy, I have to tell you

something.

I am pregnant.

Don't tell me that he has got

you pregnant as well.

You too.

Who is my mother?

[Song playing]

He has been caught making

dirty videos of people.

- [Song playing]

- [Moaning]

Who are you?

Atleast lock the door while you are

having fun.

[Knocks on door]

Let's have one till Soggy is here.

I mean let's have a conversation.

[Laughing]

My baby.

He is mine.

- He is mine.

- He belongs to me.

- He is mine.

- No, mine.

- He is mine.

- Papa.

- You are my papa, right?

- Calm down.

[Theme song playing]