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01x05 - Community Garden

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Heart Arlo". Aired: August 27, 2021.*
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Following the film Arlo the Alligator Boy, I Heart Arlo follows Arlo and his newfound crew set up shop in an abandoned seaside neighborhood and help bring it back to life.

01x05 - Community Garden

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It's original ♪

Like me!

[opening theme music plays]

[Arlo] We all need

Someone to hold us up ♪

To help us on

We make each other better ♪

Though the world's not always right

Tough times, they can make us strong ♪

We all belong

We're beautiful together ♪

We're beautiful together ♪

- [wind gusting]

- [birds chirping]

- [laughing]

- [music playing]

- [Alia] I'm Arlo!

- [laughing]

- [laughter]

- Hey, where's Bertie?

Bertie! Bertie!

- Bertie, where are you?

- Hey!

Ah, my delicate fish holes!

Bertie! ♪

- Bertie! Bertie!

- [car alarm blaring]

[Bertie giggles]

- [inhales deeply]

- [Arlo] Bertie!

- [gasps] Oh.

- [car honks, crashes]

[woman] Hey! I'm driving here!

Hi! I'm walkin' here!

- Bertie, there you are!

- [plant snaps]

Aw.

Sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

I gave 'em space to grow,

so just be careful with the rest.

Did you plant all these flowers?

Yeah. I've been gardening here

for a few weeks.

It's been a form of meditation for me.

Mm.

I like the quiet.

[rumbles loudly]

- Well, usually it's

- [horn blaring]

- It's usually

- [honking, clinking]

It's usually

[officer] Pull over the unicycle!

Mm.

Well, I love it. What can I do to help?

Need a fence

so no one else steps on your flowers?

- Oh, I don't know if you need

- [hammering]

What?

Thank you, Arlo.

[chuckles] Give me a hammer and I'll help.

[pleasant music plays]

Aw, it's perfect.

I'll see you later, Arlo.

I'm going to stay here and

You call this a fence?

This isn't gonna protect nothing!

- Anyone could hop over it.

- I think it's good enough.

- Let me show you.

- No, please don't!

[sighs]

Look at that.

What if a roving band

of crazed jumpers came through?

I don't think

[gasps] No! Not jumpers!

Give me $20 and I'll build

the best fence you've ever seen.

Oh, no, thank you.

Okay. I'll do it for free.

But only 'cause I love you twos.

Oh, I love you twos!

So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so

Oh, he left.

- [reverse beeping]

- [upbeat music plays]

Give me that slice ♪

Let's build this baby.

Give me that slice ♪

Yeah, that would be nice ♪

Pizza ♪

Well, we forgot to build the gate.

We can just jump over the fence. Hup! Ah!

Ooh.

The fence works great.

Love it. Whoo-whoo!

Hmm.

[sniffs] You know, this is good dirt.

I could plant my own tomatoes

for my tomato sauce.

Then I wouldn't have to

bow down to Big Jersey Tomato,

that no-good gangster who runs

- the whole tomato racket!

- [playing melody]

Me?

Not you, Sammy.

Just letting off steam.

Hmm

[sniffs, snorts, gulps]

This is good dirt.

That gives me an idea. [retches]

- Know what we should do?

- Hit Big Jersey where it hurts.

In the tomatoes!

Nope! We should make this place

into a community garden!

- Bertie, can you hold this?

- Oh yeah.

There's room for everyone.

Tony can plant tomatoes,

and, Alia, you can plant your catnip.

[purrs]

Furlecia can plant coconut trees!

Oh, Arlo, you remember my business plan

to sell my own homegrown conditioner!

You see me, honey.

It sounds really, uh busy and loud.

Isn't that exciting?

Say goodbye to your alone time garden!

It's community garden time now!

[upbeat music plays]

Come on, y'all!

What I got to be sharing ♪

What I got to believe in ♪

What I got, what I got

Is a place to thrive ♪

Oh, why?

Gonna shape, make something happen ♪

Gonna take all my friends

What it happening ♪

Lift it up, raise it up

Yeah, it's alive! ♪

'Cause we got care for the ones ♪

Who grow with the love

Right beside you ♪

Huh? Ah!

In the community garden

Invite everyone you know ♪

In the community garden ♪

Ooh, oh! ♪

[Arlo] It's a you, me

Her and him show ♪

We gonna ride out our new hideout ♪

Dig it ♪

We gonna ride out

This is my community ♪

Well, uh

[chomps]

- Mm-hmm!

- [Arlo] Oh, yeah, I got ♪

[sniffs, purrs]

[Arlo] What I got! ♪

[meows]

What I got! ♪

You know! ♪

- [sighs]

- [Arlo] 'Cause we got ♪

Care for the ones

Who grow with the love ♪

- Right beside you ♪

- [sighs]

[Arlo] In the community garden

Invite everyone you know ♪

In the community garden ♪

Ooh, oh! ♪

[Arlo] It's a you, me

Her and him show ♪

We gonna ride out our new hideout ♪

Dig it ♪

We gonna ride out

This is my community ♪

[vocalizes] Ooh! All right! ♪

Grow with the love ♪

[vocalizing]

This is my community ♪

[indistinct conversations]

[sighs]

[mariachi music plays]

[hooting and laughter]

[seagulls squawking]

[pigeon coos]

[relaxing melody playing on flute]

[laughs, honks horn] Can't catch me!

In the community garden! ♪

[hums]

Ooh, I'm sorry, Bertie,

I stepped on your flowers?

Hey, y'all,

where did Bertie and her flowers go?

Wasn't Bertie's spot

a little more ooh over there-ish?

[sizzling]

I'm pretty sure it was right here.

[chuckles] Arlo. Yo!

What if Bertie's spot

got up and walked away?

Rickety-biscuit, do you think?

Wait, that's impossible.

- [rapidly] Bertie! Bertie! Bertie!

- [car alarm blaring]

Bertie! Bertie! Bertie! Where are you?

Bertie!

Bertie! Bertie!

- Bertie!

- [chanting]

Bertie! Bertie! Bertie! Bertie!

Bertie-Bertie! Bertie!

- [grunts] Ooph!

- [objects clattering]

- [slowly] Bertie?

- [gentle piano music plays]

Have you seen your plant?

Oh, there it is.

[gasps]

And here you are.

Um why are you under your bed?

And why is your flower out of the garden?

Because I felt like it.

I'm all for acting upon one's feelings,

but this feels wrong.

- You both belong in the garden.

- [groans]

It's not really the same anymore.

Well, yeah, it's better

with everyone together in it.

Right?

[sighs]

Well, it's nice

that everyone is having fun,

- but it's too crowded.

- [yelps]

I can't go there and be alone

like I used to.

Oh, well, I can fix that.

How about

Oh! Bertie-only hours! What time works?

That's sweet of you,

but that's not what I meant.

[groans]

I don't get it!

Mm

How do I say this in Arlo?

[melancholy music plays]

Just for a moment

When I find that I'm alone ♪

My language!

Just for a moment

When I feel the most at home ♪

Even in a garden

Seeds need room to sow ♪

Even in a garden

Things need space to grow ♪

I love how I feel

When the wind wraps around me ♪

Nothing else feels more real ♪

Like a branch in the breeze

I drift into my scene ♪

More like a time to heal ♪

And I love how I feel

When the wind wraps around me ♪

Nothing else feels more real ♪

Like a branch in the breeze

I drift into my scene ♪

- Ooh!

- Like a time to heal ♪

[vocalizes]

This is my community ♪

And I love how I feel

When the wind wraps around me ♪

Nothing else feels more real ♪

Like a branch in the breeze

I drift into my scene ♪

Like a time to heal ♪

Even in a garden

Seeds need room to sow ♪

Even in a garden

Things need space to grow ♪

- [music ends]

- [sighs]

- [crash]

- [grunts]

[thud on glass]

- Bertie, look!

- Huh?

I'm in the sky, on the window.

- Yeah!

- Hey!

Can you see me?

How did they

Look! Over here!

Furlecia, hurry up, she's coming.

I am moving. Don't rush me. Thank you.

- [Bertie grunts]

- Hello, Bertie.

Um

[snores]

[gasps] I am awake!

[Bertie] Hmm

- What's all this?

- [chuckles]

After your song,

I realized that we are different.

I don't understand this alone time.

Yeah, I know.

But it's okay,

I don't need to understand to see,

and I don't even need to see

to feel how important alone time is

to uh

to you!

So we made you this.

[delicate music playing]

[Bertie gasps] Oh

Oh, wow.

[giggles]

[sighs] Mm.

[rustling softly]

Wow.

[tweets]

Oh!

[laughs]

Look at her smile.

It almost makes

the nails I broke worth it.

Almost.

Mm. She does look really happy.

It's time to skedaddle.

I'd like to get back

and check my tomatoes.

Dibs on Bertie's spot!

- I wonder if it's still there.

- [munches, chuckles]

[breathes deeply]

Plenty of room to grow.

[giggles]

[giggles]

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[breathes deeply]

Mm.

[giggles]

[chuckles]

[closing theme music plays]