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01x07 - In the Blue with You

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Heart Arlo". Aired: August 27, 2021.*
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Following the film Arlo the Alligator Boy, I Heart Arlo follows Arlo and his newfound crew set up shop in an abandoned seaside neighborhood and help bring it back to life.

01x07 - In the Blue with You

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It's original ♪

Like me!

[opening theme music plays]

[Arlo] We all need

Someone to hold us up ♪

To help us on

We make each other better ♪

Though the world's not always right

Tough times, they can make us strong ♪

We all belong

We're beautiful together ♪

We're beautiful together ♪

- [ship horn blaring in distance]

- Arlo, wait!

- [panting] Arlo, you forgot your lunch.

- Thank you.

Oh, man.

This'll be the best

- Day ever ♪

- [seagulls squawk]

A perfect fishing trip

with me and my dad.

I got my fishing banjo, fishing pole,

and now my fishing lunch.

It's tuna.

I don't love the concept of fishing,

but I decided to be

thematically appropriate.

[in sing-song] I love that!

I wonder if we'll fish and then sing.

Maybe we'll teach the fish to sing. Hmm

- Want to hear the song I wrote for Dad?

- Mm-hmm.

[clears throat]

[twangs]

Got to tune her up.

[tuning]

Ooh.

[continues tuning]

Almost.

[spraycan hissing]

[continues tuning]

[strums chord] There. Ready?

- [snores]

- Berts!

[gasps] I love it!

Perfect song for a perfect day with Dad.

[inhales]

- [ship horn blares]

- [cruise music playing]

- [Ansel] Ahoy!

- [Bertie] Whoa!

This is a little much.

[shouting] Arlo! Are you ready

for our grand nautical adventure?

Am I ever! Just throw me a rope,

and I'll climb aboard!

Nonsense! You're coming up in style!

[whirring]

Whoa!

- Bye, Bertie!

- [chuckles]

[Ansel] And we're off!

Goodbye, Arlo's friend!

Um, we've actually met before? Mm.

Bon voyage!

Oh, boy.

So much for a simple fishing trip.

[panting]

You You can say that again, sister!

[coughs]

Did you run all the way over here

just to be snarky?

Maybe.

Want me to make you a tuna sandwich?

What does it mean for me if I say yes?

[relaxing tropical music plays]

Whoa!

We're going pretty fast!

Never fished in anything

as big as the ocean,

but my trusty swamp pole can handle it.

Your what? Oh, no, no, no.

- We won't be needing that today.

- But why?

I thought we were fishing today.

We are. I mean, technically we aren't.

I hired two surrogates

to fish for us over there. See?

Is this fun for you, son?

It is, Father.

I love you.

- Hmm.

- Huh.

Weird. It's like

a different time of day over there.

Anyway, I figured

let them do the simple stuff

because what I have planned is going

to completely blow it out of the water.

[chuckling]

Look at me making dad jokes.

As you can see, we have a full crew today.

The ship is completely equipped.

Okay. This fishing trip

is a lot more crowded than I expected.

[sailors vocalizing]

Dad?

- Welcome, welcome ♪

- Ooh!

We welcome you to our boat

A travers de mar on this floating car ♪

Bilingual, not to gloat ♪

[grunts, groans]

[gasps] I'm so sorry, Bruce!

I missed my cue again!

Way to go, Ben.

Yeah, way to mess up again.

He was our center visual.

[growls]

- Dad?

- I am so sorry, buddy.

I promise the rest of the trip

will be perfect.

[groans]

[both] Sweep, sweep, sweep.

I think this next bit

will help you repress that.

As you can see,

I've even installed the latest

in sonar and tracking technology

to ensure that we seek out

only the most thrilling

and rare of sea life encounters.

Wow! Okay, that looks very impressive?

Thank you.

[beeping, warbling]

Hey, hey, that's not a bad beat.

[vocalizing] Boo-boo-boo ♪

It'll go great

with the fishing song I wrote for us.

Want to hear it?

- [twangs]

- Uh-oh. Um, hold on just a sec.

Okay, here it goes.

What could be ♪

[groans]

[alarm blaring]

[tuning] It'll be worth it, I promise.

[voice breaking] Uh, Captain!

We've spotted a school of narwhals

just 30 klicks northwest!

- Narwhals? That's not in the lyrics.

- Narwhals? Excellent!

It's time, crew! Gear us up!

- [sailors] Gear up, gear up ♪

- Ah!

Let's get you to the fish ♪

- Don't worry, everyone. I'm okay.

- Tra-la-la! ♪

Fishing, coral, ocean, voila! ♪

Hey! I need that!

[straining] Oh!

Excuse me.

[muffled grunt]

[muffled protests]

- [whirring]

- Oh!

[laughs] Huzzah.

- [yelps]

- [dramatic music plays]

This wasn't the kind of fishing

I had in mind!

- [splashes]

- [music intensifies]

Dad? Dad!

What? I can't hear you.

I think the sound thing is broken.

Dad?

[narwhals singing]

[laughs]

[adventurous music plays]

[narwhal clicking]

Rickety-biscuits!

That's what a narwhal is?

[narwhals singing and clicking]

- They're coming right to us!

- They're coming right for us! [yelps]

Ah!

Excellent idea, son.

Whoa!

- [music intensifies]

- [screams]

[laughs]

[screaming]

[pants]

[gasps]

[screams]

All right. Yes.

Son! Isn't this amazing?

Good for you.

You're getting right in there.

- [laughs]

- Hey, Dad!

Wait! Wait for Ooph!

[ominous music playing]

Dad! Dad!

[Ansel faintly] Wow! That's great.

[laughs]

[weakly] What could be better

Than to be in the blue? ♪

In the blue with you ♪

[whirring]

[upbeat music plays]

Arlo! Decided to stay down there

a little longer, huh?

It was amazing. Huh?

Ah! [winces]

Is it just me or does he look

the opposite of thrilled?

[groans softly]

He looks like a Save Our Swamps poster.

Those are the saddest.

Were narwhals not enough?

They're not for everyone, sir.

They are the best money can buy!

- [ethereal twinkling]

- Nature's unicorns.

- Those are also not for everyone, sir.

- [gasps]

- You shut your mouth ♪

- It's the truth ♪

This isn't Broadway.

Please leave me and my son alone.

Arlo, my son.

Uh

I don't know. Um

Should I [clears throat]

take you home?

Sure. If that's what you want.

[sputters] If that's what

That's what I [groans]

You listen here, young alligator.

All I wanted was to impress you.

We saw narwhals, Arlo!

The unicorns of the sea!

I would've been thrilled as a boy.

Were you not thrilled?

Well, it wasn't really a fishing trip.

False. It was the most fishing trip.

No, Dad.

The narwhals and the sonar,

that's all very impressive.

But what I really wanted

was to spend time with you.

Really? That's

That's enough?

Yes! You, me, some sammiches,

the sea

That's the perfect day to me.

Well, the day isn't over yet.

Did you say you were working on a song?

[gasps] Really?

- [bell tolling]

- [drones whirring]

[hopeful music builds]

Bye, drones! Thank you for your service.

Uh [chuckles nervously]

This thing is safe, right?

- Whoo!

- [chuckles]

Fear not. I know little boats

as well as I know my very own tail.

Very good.

[banjo twangs]

[tuning] Hold on, just real quick.

[continues tuning]

- Maybe we don't need the banjo.

- You sure?

There's music all around us.

[wind whistling]

[gentle music plays]

In the blue with you ♪

What could be better

Than to be in the blue? ♪

What could be better? ♪

Feel it ♪

Wouldn't even matter

If we got lost too ♪

In the blue with you ♪

[Ansel] When I let, let, let, let it go

When I let, let, let, let, let it ♪

Now I'm li-li-li-li-listening ♪

- [Arlo] The blue with you ♪

- I'm listening ♪

[Arlo] Telling stories into the night

Like father and son would normally do ♪

We got catching up on life

Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[Ansel] I can't forget I want it ♪

- I can't forget, I can't ♪

- I need to know ♪

[Ansel] I can't forget I want it ♪

- No, I can't forget ♪

- All about you ♪

[Ansel] I can't forget I want it ♪

- Now I can't forget, I can't ♪

- I need to know ♪

All about

All about you ♪

What could be better

Than to be in the blue? ♪

What could be better?

Feel it ♪

Wouldn't even matter

If we got lost too ♪

In the blue with you ♪

In the blue with you ♪

- [music ends]

- Do you ever wonder what's up there?

We could go up there if you want.

I know a guy.

No, thanks. I like a little mystery.

[closing theme music playing]