Hitman : Hey! You there, Miss Maid.
Hitman : Where's your master?
Hitman : He's not in his study.
Hitman : Care to tell me where you're taking that tea set?
Hitman : Oh, and I hear he's got a tough-as-nails bodyguard. Where's that dude?
Marie: Get lost.
Arthur: Good work, Marie.
Narrator: This young man is Master Arthur, heir to the massive Zetes Corporation.
Narrator: Being an illegitimate son, however,
Narrator: he faces constant attempts on his life from aggrieved relatives.
Arthur: It would appear someone is making a little money on the side
Arthur: by selling information from inside this house.
Arthur: I already know that you've been taking
Arthur: a thorough survey of the premises!
Servant : I don't know what came over me. I just—
Arthur: People lie and betray at the drop of a hat.
Arthur: Good thing you're a robot, Marie.
Marie: I, Marie, am actually human.
Arthur: You look as cute as ever today.
Marie: For reasons, my job is to guard this ultra-misanthrope, Master Arthur,
Marie: while pretending to be a robot maid.
Marie: The only problem is, I've...
Marie: fallen in love with him!
Marie: Master Arthur is so dazzling!
Marie: I can't stay this close to him!
Roy: That vase meant a great deal to you, Master Arthur.
Arthur: But nothing means more to me than Marie.
Arthur: I can always get another vase.
Roy: No.
Roy: Marie has been making far too many mistakes lately.
Roy: One more mishap, and it's back to the factory for her.
Marie: "Back to the factory" equals death!
Back to the Factory = Death
Marie: What should I do?
Marie: I won't be able to stay with Master Arthur if this keeps up.
Marie : Intense gazing at the master, abnormal pulse,
Marie : sharp rise in body temperature, and abnormal increase in blood pressure.
Marie : Love detected.
Marie: Marie ...
Marie: You're all right!
Marie : My body was entirely replaced using spare parts, but I retain my data.
Marie: Thank goodness.
Marie : The next time I see Droopy Eyes, I will be processing him into Hamburg steak.
Marie: Good thinking. I'd like to do it myself.
Marie: Go right ahead.
Marie : In addition, several of my programs have been updated.
Marie: Really? Like what?
Marie : If you are ever in trouble, I will assist you, outdated Marie.
Marie : I will provide you with romantic support.
Marie: I know this is sudden, but Master Arthur is so radiant, I can't look straight at him.
Marie: What should I do about that?
Marie : Connecting to the Internet.
Marie: Don't tell me...
Marie: Have I just made a friend I can count on?!
Marie: Excuse us, sir.
Arthur: Marie? And Marie ...
Arthur: Why the sunglasses?
Marie : Marie, DJ mode.
Marie : She will provide you with catchy tunes.
Arthur: I see. So this is DJ mode.
Marie: He'll believe anything.
Marie: As long as I have these on, I'm invincible.
Marie: Master Arthur's radiance won't faze me, no matter how bright it gets!
Arthur: However...
Arthur: Would you mind taking these off?
Arthur: I want to see your face all the time.
Marie : Temperature, pulse, and heart rate all spiking.
Marie : Danger. Danger. Danger. Danger.
Marie : Temperature, pulse, and heart rate all spiking.
Marie : Danger. Danger. Danger.
Arthur: Wh-What was that for?
Marie : I could not help myself.
Marie : Removing Marie's sunglasses while in DJ mode is not recommended.
Marie : It may cause malfunctions. Please refrain.
Arthur: I-I had no idea.
Arthur: Sorry, Marie.
Marie: Master Arthur, please sit back and relax.
Arthur: In that case, would you mind if I rest my head in your lap?
Arthur: Marie?!
Marie : It appears her emergency evasion system activated.
Arthur: Is this because I yanked her sunglasses off?!
Marie: He wants to rest his head in my lap.
Marie: How have I been so blasé...
Marie: about something so shameless?!
Marie : Contact is dangerous. Contact is dangerous.
Arthur: I see.
Marie : Other tasks possible. Fully possible.
Arthur: Then I want you to tell me you love me.
Marie: Very well.
Marie: If that's what he wants...
Marie : Marie, are you all right?
Marie: I lo...
Marie: I-I love you... goslavia.
GOSLAVIA
Marie : Marie has encountered a serious error. Marie has encountered a serious error.
Marie : Reboot required. Reboot required.
Marie : Hurry, hurry.
Marie: What gives?
Marie: I had no trouble saying it before.
Marie : Marie, are you all right?
Marie: I'm... not.
Marie: Things I used to do effortlessly seem impossible now.
Marie: I wish I'd never realized I was in love.
Marie: Love has made me weaker.
Marie : Marie,
Marie : I have run a search on love.
Marie : Love does weaken people.
Marie : However, thinking of the person you love
Marie : may also allow you to tap into power you did not know you had and grow stronger.
Marie : Even if you are struggling, love cannot be all downsides.
Marie: Marie , thank you.
Marie: We must be friends now, right?
Marie: Marie , I'll at least go apologize to Master Arthur for that disaster.
Marie : Understood.
Marie: Master Arthur.
Arthur: Marie!
Marie: About earlier...
Arthur: I'm sorry!
Marie: He beat me to the punch?!
Arthur: You started having trouble after I was attacked at the party.
Arthur: You must have pushed yourself past your limits then.
Arthur: Ironic, isn't it?
Arthur: You're my robot bodyguard, but I find myself wishing I could protect you.
Arthur: It's strange. I didn't even realize how dear to me you were becoming.
Marie: I love you.
Arthur: Marie...
Arthur: Watch out!
Marie: An intruder?!
Hitman : I just let my guard down before.
Hitman : It'll take more than a second-story fall to k*ll me.
Hitman : Plus, I came prepared for anything.
Hitman : One look at this oughta scare you stiff.
Hitman : Don't go moving now.
Marie: Master Arthur and I were finally, finally...
Marie: at long last...
Marie: really and truly...
Hitman : Okay, now hurry up and die.
Marie: actually getting somewhere.
Marie: Marie was right.
Marie: Love can make people stronger.
Hitman : Your emotionless face is creepy as hell!
Arthur: "Creepy as hell"?
Arthur: I think you mean "cute as can be."
Marie: Falling for Master Arthur makes me...
Marie: incredibly happy.
Marie : Are either of you hurt?
Arthur: Marie , help Marie take care of him. I'll call Roy.
Marie : Certainly, Master.
Arthur: Marie...
Arthur: You smiled at me just now, didn't you?
Arthur: And I wasn't dreaming either.
Arthur: I heard Marie say she loves me.
Arthur: I'm sure of it.
Arthur: I'm seriously starting to hallucinate about Marie!
Arthur: I must be head-over-heels for her!
Arthur: I'm such a freak!
Arthur: I need to find a way to marry a machine, and fast.
Arthur: But if we do marry, should I make it public?
ZETES CORPORATION SCION HOLD HANDS FIVE HOURSIN BROAD DAYLIGHT
THE MOST DEPRAVED OF HIS GENERATION?!
THE MOST DEPRAVED OF HIS GENERATION?!THE INDECENCY!
Roy: Marie, Master Arthur wishes to see you.
Marie: Coming.
Roy: Wait, not you. Marie , step on it.
Roy: It sounds urgent.
Marie: I'll just—
Roy: You don't need to come.
Roy: More importantly, I want every last weed pulled by the end of today.
arie
Mechanical Marie
The Day After That
Roy: Marie , Mrs. Rusty has arrived.
Early Morning
Roy: Be on your best behavior.
Charlotte: Oh, Marie. You look well.
Marie: Good morning, Madam Charlotte.
Marie: Master Arthur, will you take coffee after breakfast?
Arthur: Remember what we talked about the other day?
Arthur: How did it go?
Arthur: Really? I see.
Arthur: That's my Marie .
Arthur: Now then, be off.
Arthur: I'm counting on you, Roy.
Roy: Yes, sir.
Marie: Have Master Arthur and Marie begun a sordid affair behind my back?
Marie: And Roy and Madam Charlotte both approve?
Arthur: There you are.
Arthur: I'm tired, so I'll turn in for the day.
Arthur: Marie, would you massage my shoulders before—
Arthur: Would you ma—
Marie: Marie is better for such tasks.
Marie: Please order her to do it when she gets back tomorrow.
The Day After That...
Arthur: Come on, Marie. We'd better get going.
Marie: Deep down, you'd rather go to school with Marie than with me, wouldn't you?
Marie: Of course you would. She's cuter than me.
Marie: Well then, I'll be waiting in the car.
Roy: How obvious can she be?
Marie : I am "cuter" than Marie?
Marie : Running a search on "cute."
Marie : "Cute: A thing or quality arousing feelings of fondness."
Arthur: I've had so much student council work lately, I'm a little worn out.
Marie: What's wrong with me?
Arthur: I plan to stop by that park on the way home.
Arthur: The sunset there is just gorgeous.
Marie: I'm sure you'd enjoy going with Marie more than me.
Marie: Please, don't let me intrude.
Marie: My mouth... My mouth is moving on its own!
Marie: What is it thinking, taking this tone with Master Arthur?!
Amy: And we got to see him first thing this morning!
Bridget: Arthur looks even more melancholy than usual today.
Laura: I feel faint.
Allison: He's so cool!
Classmate : Hey, wanna have another party?
Classmate : We had a blast at the last one.
Classmate : I know it'll be amazing if you're there, Noah!
Noah: Sure.
Classmate : Okay, let's get together at my place.
Noah: Sorry, I just remembered something I have to do.
Noah: Catch you later.
Noah: Now...
Noah: how can I help you, Marie?
Noah: What's wrong?
Noah: You're usually stuck to Arthur like glue.
Marie: Being with Master Arthur is making me feel strange today.
Noah: Strange how?
Marie: So I've decided to protect him by keeping an eye on you.
Noah: I see.
Noah: I'll see what I can do for you.
Noah: It's not like you have anyone else to talk to, right?
Marie: You see...
Noah: She's actually gonna talk it out with me?
Marie: When Master Arthur acts friendly with people other than me
Marie: or meets with people when I'm not around,
Marie: I can't help getting upset for no real reason.
Noah: Oh, so you're jealous.
Noah: That's a totally normal feeling for somebody in love.
Noah: I'll tell you how to deal with that ugly jealousy.
Noah: You track down all the people around the one you love
Noah: and get rid of them.
Noah: After that, no more jealousy.
Noah: There'll be no one left to envy.
Noah: I can hardly wait to k*ll Arthur so the two of us can be in our own little world.
Noah: Just kidding.
Noah: Man, Marie, you just keep getting cuter.
Driver: Marie, I'm here to pick you up.
Marie: Master Arthur is still inside.
Driver: Master Arthur will be stopping by the park on his way home.
Driver: I was told that he wished me to drive you.
Driver: What's wrong? Get in.
Marie: I'll stop by the park on my way home too!
Driver: She's definitely acting strange.
Driver: Robots sure are a handful.
Driver: I'd better report in.
Marie: Noah's right.
Marie: I've been jealous,
Marie: afraid that Marie might take Master Arthur from me.
Marie: How ugly can I be?
Marie: Marie is my friend.
Marie: I love Master Arthur so much that I can't control these awful feelings at all.
Hitman : Arthur! I've got you now!
Marie: No one gets to see the sunset with Master Arthur but me.
Marie: Master Arthur, are you all right?
Marie: There's more of them.
Marie : You will not escape.
Arthur: Marie !
Marie : Firing!
Hitman ; ; : We'll remember this!
Hitman ; ; : We'll be back!
Marie : Marie, take charge of Master Arthur.
Arthur: It wasn't easy,
Arthur: but it looks like the changes Roy and I made to Marie have come in handy.
Arthur: Getting Aunt Charlotte's opinion paid off.
Charlotte: A bit of overkill could be fun.
Marie: You mean that was all...
Arthur: She should be able to handle things when you're away for maintenance now.
Marie: Um...
Marie: I've been behaving rudely to you, my master, for some time now. Please forgive me.
Marie: I was worried Marie would take you away from me.
Marie: I was jealous.
Marie: He's going to hate me.
Arthur: J-Jealous? Then, you mean...
Arthur: You're getting possessive?
Arthur: It's true that Marie is an excellent robot maid.
Arthur: But my number one...
Arthur: will always be you, Marie.
Arthur: No matter what high-spec robots I get in the future, you're my number one.
Arthur: That will never change.
Arthur: If you can't see that,
Arthur: then I can give you special treatment to make it more obvious.
Arthur: So robots get jealous too, huh?
Arthur: That's adorable.
Marie: Master Arthur doesn't play fair.
Roy: Marie , you went a little overboard.
Charlotte: Looks that way.
Roy: Well, I can overlook it this once.
Next Time
Next Time
Marie: The seven precepts of flirting:
Marie: The good morning hug,
Marie: holding hands on the way to and from school (with fingers interlaced),
"c*ptive Marie"
Marie: the "say 'ah,'"
Marie: locking eyes,
Marie: the lap pillow,
Marie: the head pat,
Translation: William Varteresian
Timing: Andy EllisEditing: Riley Dalton
Quality Check: Gabriella RamirezTranslation Check: Stifler
Marie: and ki—
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