So what, Martin? How are you, brother? Here's your ice cream.
- Drop that Martin. - Your name is Martin?
He doesn't understand it. Let me ask you something.
You will receive two job applications. On one it says Martin, on the other Marwan.
Who will you give work to?
Why do you hit? I get bruises. People will think my mother beats me.
- And she doesn't? - Not on the chest.
- You should also change your name. - So what should I switch to?
For you?
Fair... Fair...
- Adolf. - Adolf will not do. Try again.
It is better than Adil on applications.
Yes. Now I have come to the story of me and Adil and our friendship.
Your lead sticks!
And the problems. Okay, drive.
THE HALAL FARMERS
The weather was fine that day. We discussed music.
Do you want to turn off the music?
Isn't it hard to be a music teacher if you can't hear music?
- It's none of your business. - Pardon. It wasn't meant to be.
I'm sorry, we haven't left yet.
I'm trying to explain the situation. And that he doesn't owe me a damn.
When we have promised to look after you, we will look after you. I talk to the others.
A stone fell from my heart.
- Damn it... - Stop swearing.
I said sorry and thanked him and gave him a hug.
This is strange. Now I'm just explaining what's happening.
Get someone in who can spice it up a bit. Maybe an American actor.
- That's it, my friend. - Yes, he would be really good.
- Seriously, is it...? - Of course. Now just let me.
You can enjoy yourself.
Sit back and enjoy the story of Marwan and Adil.
It is a story of dreams, failure and…
Wait and see. Now I leave it to you.
But I will probably take you through the most emotional moments.
It is sweet of you.
- Now you mustn't forget me. - Forget you? No no. I am coming.
Thanks again my friend.
- Okay. My name is Adil Yousef. - What kind of name is that?
- Are you from Syria? - No, he is actually from Oslo.
I didn't know Syria had an Oslo.
If you had said where he comes from, you would probably have gotten one on the lamp.
It says that you must work with instruments this week.
But we can mix it up a bit.
Does anyone know what "a cappella" is?
Is this what you do when you want to have fun in the countryside?
- Do you want to try? It's pretty easy. - I can see that. Are you enjoying yourself?
I don't know if I'm actually enjoying myself, but it's a job.
Adil has had many crazy ideas, but this tops it all.
You are right.
Imagine that someone who is so afraid of animals ends up on a farm.
He will find happiness here. He pees his pants when he sees an insect.
- Especially spiders. - Yes. And dogs.
- But others were also afraid of dogs. - I am not.
Aren't you afraid of dogs? I can remember...
- No. Look here. - Okay.
- It's not a dog. - It's an animal, and even bigger.
Instead of saying "robbin' old folks" we can say...
Boring! Can't we learn a new song?
"Helpin' old folks"? Okay? We take it from the start.
Can we have instruments? The text stinks.
Lars, use your mouth to learn the text instead of complaining.
You stink as a teacher.
Maybe we should ask your mother to teach us how to use our mouths? She is probably prof.
Fair. I want to talk to you outside.
There you can see what music makes me do. Astaghfirullah.
I'm sorry. It just fell out of me. I would not...
- Are you crying? - No.
But you know what? His mother is actually a…
Do you understand?
Come here, man.
We'll talk afterwards.
How many of you wear a helmet when you cycle?
It's good that you do, but there aren't enough of you.
Crack lessons
Chemistry room/Warehouse
Sodium hydroxide.
You might be wondering why Adil is so keen on making medicine?
His past might give us a clue.
Then we go.
- Hello. can i see your bag - Are there any problems here?
- I have a receipt. - The alarm went off.
Excuse me, may I see your jacket? What do you have there?
- Wait a minute... - Stop. Quiet now.
It's my mom. What are you doing?
- Stand still. - Well, I've paid.
- Stand still, I say! - Help us. She hasn't done anything.
You stay away!
- No one helped? - Not a single one.
- Do you just stare while they bring her down? - No, I kicked and punched.
- What now? Was she arrested? - No, you idiot. I checked the bag.
- The alarm is still on! - Wallah, what a sick situation.
- Think about forgetting the alarm. - Did you get anything? Clothes or cash?
- Nothing. They said they were sorry. - Be careful with the knife. There are a lot of police here.
- You should sue them. - We are foreigners. They are guards.
Right must be right. Was that fair? Do you know what we do?
- We're doing a burglary. - A burglary?
On Sunday, Steen & Strøm, quick in and out. We steal what we can and slip away.
- I mean it. - I have to help Marwan move.
Do you think we do it during the day? It is of course at night.
- I have to look after my little sister there. - Brother, I'm doing it for you.
Now stop that whining. I know the place.
- There are not enough guards at night. - Does everyone want to hear about our plans?
Do you think this is "Ocean's 11"? Brother, it's Steen & Strøm. In and out.
They twisted your mother's arm, man.
It hurts! I have not done anything. Let go of me!
"Second hand"?
Now I'm not quite there. Do you want to buy old fertilizer?
Yes... It's stupid to buy new if someone has something lying around.
Nobody here has that.
And what do you actually want to use it for? You're not one of them at Nordigard, are you?
Yes. What are you thinking?
Bøtta was raving about you here the other day.
It is good that someone has spoken to him in Felleskjøpet!
There must be limits to how much fertilizer you must use.
There should definitely be limits to that.
Fine. I just wanted to inquire. At least I have to have it.
I said we shouldn't have that drunk on the farm.
- We are not finished. - It's no use.
We might as well just give up. You say you should never give up -
- but we can no longer buy fertilizer with so much nitrate.
And we hardly have any more money.
We failed and it's my fault. I should have been more careful.
- Are you sneaking home to your mother now? - Bye Bye.
What do you want us to do?
We continue the fight. God will show the way.
What does it mean? How can he show the way when there is none?
Astaghfirullah. There is a way. As-Sirat al-Mustaqim says so.
It's there all the time, but...
Be strong.
Kheir inshallah. We're taking a little break. Came.
- Can we ask for an adjournment? - The organization is not the library.
- Is it expensive? - No.
An old guy I met yesterday. He loves social media.
Sigurd Svalastog has invited you to join the group "Something new, something old"...
- Hi, Einar. - Oline?
- Can't I eat my food in peace? - Have you made up your mind?
- No. - What do you think?
I mean the competition. What do you think?
There have been quite a few applications, but not as many as last year.
But don't open the champagne yet.
You've had it many times before. Now we have to focus on those who haven't got it.
Have you got anyone from the village? I'm not trying to influence you.
- But the new ones have to make goat's cheese. - Goat cheese? Is it that bad?
- No, but they have no idea about it. - Then they should have support.
Who knows how that cheese will turn out? It will probably be a halal cheese.
- Halal cheese? - Yes. Who knows what's in it?
You mean they are...?
- Unskilled. - No, I was thinking that they...
- Experimenting? - That they are like that...
- Beginners? City people? - It does not mean anything.
Thanks for the tip.
Okay, here's the shortlist, and it can be summed up as "boring"!
Nothing is edgy, risky, exciting or SoMe-friendly.
- Surely you shouldn't end up on Reddit? - Save your? What are you talking about?
There is no viral potential in subsidizing agriculture.
- We have 16,000 followers on Instagram. - Not in Vestfold and Telemark.
We have 17 likes on our Facebook page -
- and it is mostly us who work here.
- So choose something. A person. - Einar, read what we have.
- And then we take what we have the least of. - Yes.
So, we have milk, milk, cheese.
Then there is muesli, halal cheese, milk, cheese...
- What did you say? Did you say halal cheese? - Yes, cheese anyway.
He said halal cheese, right? You said halal cheese. I heard it.
It's not in the application, but I know those guys want to make halal cheese.
That's brilliant. A total dud. With the asylum center in Kongsberg -
- increasing demand for locally produced halal products. They sell.
Halal cheese is a bit on the edge, risky, exciting and unorthodox.
It's a bit of a cultural thing. It will get attention.
Some become upset, others engaged. More advertising for the product and for us.
Sounds like a sure winner. Great, Einar!
I think we should give Einar a hand. This is going to be really good.
Such. On Thursday. Now I have to go bowling.
- Leo. Are you repairing a bike again? - Yes.
Hey, what's up bro? Can we just exchange a few words?
I just got a new mobile subscription. And I'm going to pick up a friend.
- He was forgotten last time, so... - You better take this seriously.
I must ask you to get into our car.
Come now.
How is it going with the boyfriend in bed? Has there been any action?
Hey! Stop!
- Would you like one on your head? - Are you threatening me?
- What do you think, you little... - Hey! Lars!
- He threatens me. - Shut up, Lars. What happens?
The brat bothers him running there.
Michael? It's not that easy for him.
- Why not? - He...
He cheers for the other team.
- If you understand... - Yes, yes.
But I have an extra helmet with me.
So if you want to practice moped driving...
There is no rush. I'm being picked up by a friend.
But then we'll do it another time. It is all right.
- Ingeborg? Nice braids. - Well, yes...
- Thanks. Hello again. - Hello.
You're Mikkel, right? Listen up. I don't want to meddle in your things -
- but people cheer for different football teams.
If Lars doesn't understand that, that's his problem.
You do what you want and he can do what he wants. Capsic?
Many... Most cheer for the same team.
My dad would see red if I said I was rooting for the other team.
Why does your dad see red because you cheer for another team?
I'm a United fan. And I will always be a Manchester United fan.
But I can cheer for Juventus when United are not playing. Do you understand?
Not completely.
Just explain to your dad which team you're rooting for. Trust me, he will understand.
- Do you think so? - Wallah, I think so.
What does "wallah" mean?
Is there something between you and Adil?
- No. - Now answer honestly.
No. Okay, now I'll ask you something.
- Do you have feelings for Adil? - No.
- You seem a little interested. - Yes, but at least it's not that.
- You don't have to say it. - No, I won't say that.
- What is it then? - Okay...
Her.
- Is it for me? What is it? - These are my rhymes.
- Can I have them? - It's my hobby. I rap.
I put it away for several years, but when Adil came, so…
- He reminds me of my old self. - I know that.
- They should not be read. - It is fine.
- And it doesn't have to be nice. - You can sing it for me.
You don't sing rhymes. One spits rhymes.
And it sounds much better on top of beats.
- Maybe we can have a session one day? - Yes, I can...
Then you just have to listen... Hello. Hello there.
- What happened to her? - What did you talk to Mikkel about?
Nothing special, but people take football very seriously here in the village.
- I think it's a bit strange. - Yeah. Shouldn't you be driving or...?
Yes, but I don't know what my friend is doing. He has forgotten me again.
So we'd better practice some moped driving anyway?
- No thank you. - How else will you get home?
- You must hold me. - No thank you.
You were right. Allah has shown us the way. Look here.
Aha! Isn't that fertilizer in the background?
- I have already arranged a coffee visit. - It's maktoob. I told you so.
Have a good time, Ingeborg.
What a nice uniform. Have you joined the school patrol?
Brother Knut T. Sørensen. Allah didn't give you humor, so don't try to be funny.
- He has given me humor. - We thank him.
I don't want to get a moped driver's license, but you forget me all the time.
- Didn't Marwan pick you up? - Isn't he here?
He had to go to school and didn't come back.
You seem like a smart guy. You probably understand why we are here.
- You are welcome to elaborate. - We know who you are with.
- What do you mean? - Stop it.
If I confess... I'm not saying I did anything -
- but if this was a situation where I confessed, let's say...
Would I then get a lighter sentence?
Would we be able to come to some sort of…
She is the only good thing I have now.
After Elisabeth died, I only have her.
Now Elisabeth's parents will apply for custody.
I'll never get that. Kiki is the best with me.
Try to see this from a human perspective, or a father's perspective.
You must then be able to understand this.
The little girl will not grow up with her grandparents when the father is here!
- I will do everything for the little girl. - Marwan. Excuse us for a moment.
Yes. Larsen sounds right. Kristin Dieserud Larsen.
She hasn't been reported missing? No. Okay. Fine. Thank you.
The daughter is not wanted, but it must be her he means.
If it's not completely clicked for him. He looks a bit strange.
- I only know that the perker... - You mustn't say "perker".
- What do you mean? - It's against the rules.
I am at work. I'm a detective. I step into the role.
The fool sitting in the car is the chance we've been waiting for.
What do you do with those kinds of chances, Mari? Grab it with both hands.
We have talked a bit with our superiors.
It's a bit unorthodox, but…
It seems we may be allowed to look the other way.
- Okay. What ...? - But then you have to do something for us.
We have had a grouping in our sights. A key member is Adil Yousef.
We need information about the group. Plans, goals, means, date.
If you're still watching, you're probably thinking:
Another story about Muslim extremists.
Most Muslims are as peaceful as you and me -
- despite all the self-proclaimed experts on Facebook.
But stories about the extreme are more captivating, right?
But then what?
We know that they are in league with an international t*rror1st organization.
- Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding.
Honestly, bro.
We need your help to prove it.
And then I have to keep Kiki?
At least you will avoid prison. The rest is up to you.
Maybe you'll go somewhere nice and start over when it's over?
Can you get us passports to Iran?
Here the hero's strength of character is tested.
Will he stab his friends? Maybe his past can give us some answers?
This is Marwan's story.
Hello.
The Stinger.
Marwan was an uncomplicated boy. And very observant.
Miss, they cheat.
Marwan not only respected authority, he upheld it.
You did the right thing, Marwan. You speak up if it happens again.
But it had its price. The favor of the adults was just a plus.
It's good that you say that.
- That pocket there. - The front pocket? Look then...
- It's not ours. - It is his.
And so it continued for a long time. Marwan continued to receive praise.
But his life was a reminder of the old adage: A gossip gets a knock.
Not everyone had Marwan's moral habitus.
But he did not waver. Over the years he only became even more principled.
There are two people standing there, snarling.
Certain things must be kept secret. Use your head.
Respect people's privacy.
His own left him, but he told himself he didn't need them.
A warrior only needs one true friend.
And Adil was Marwan's faithful squire.
No, timeout! Referee, it wasn't three points. There was a violation!
- I saw it with my own eyes! - Have you now become a judge?
I saw it with my own eyes.
If you gossip one more time, I swear we're not friends anymore.
f*ck.
A little tip: If you feel guilty about betraying a friend -
- so remember, we are uncovering a t*rror1st cell. They are the bad guys.
I know it's hard, but…
Do it for your daughter's sake.
Marwan didn't believe a word of it, but maybe it was his salvation.
Should he lie to save himself?
Was Marwan ready to return to his old ways?
I would like to have a beer.
So.
- You're the bus driver, aren't you? - Yeah.
- And you're the guy from the shop? - Coop.
- Yes, namely. - Long day?
Yes. I guess all days are quite long here, where we have midnight sun.
Well yes...
I didn't think you guys were drinking.
I took a break when I was 23, but have we known each other that long?
No, but I know you live with those bearded guys.
I heard you don't drink.
Otto.
Hi, Otto. My name is martin.
No, my name is actually Marwan.
- And what about you? - Bengt.
- But... - Yes, only Bengt.
I thought you were Somali.
- I'm Norwegian, man. - Yes.
I am also.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I'm not sure it's that smart...
You are a paragraph rider, Mari. The plan is waterproof.
Tricking him into thinking he's booked for kidnapping is not by the book.
The last time you looked in the book, you were at school, and field work is first learned in the field.
By being ...? Creative. Exactly.
Well, Martin, what are you doing on the farm?
I do not know. I'm just visiting. I have no idea what they are doing.
- It's not ill*gal, is it? - Yeah.
No, of course it's nothing ill*gal.
You should have seen your own face. Now I have to get home to Kiki.
Thanks for today. It has been a really pleasant evening. See you.
High five. Take care Bengt from Somaliland.
Bengt... You might as well stop playing drunk now.
Bengt?
- What happens? You had to zigzag! - Clap in. Check my highscore.
- Shut up, you hairy paki. - Medium, strong, weak?
- Extra strong without corn. - Medium for me.
- Time flies, brother. I have to go. - What are you going to do now?
- I have an appointment. - Here you go. Strong kebab.
- And medium, please. - Brother, can you wrap it up?
- We just arrived. - I have to look after my little sister.
- It's my last night. - You wanted to hang out. We've been hanging out.
- We ate kebabs and played Snake. - I thought we were going to play pool.
I have to look after my sister when my mother has to go on night shift. You always bother.
- I know what you have to do. - What do you know?
You must be with Roostem, that idiot. You are not like him.
- Move, man. - Can you wrap it up?
- Adil, you forgot your kebab. - f*ck you and f*ck the kebab!
Go home, brother.
- Hello, is it the police? - You do not!
I would like to report a crime.
A burglary. Stone & Power. If they are not there, wait for them.
- What the hell are you doing? - Adil, was that all?
Your sh*t sticks!
Marwan was devastated. Was it really the only thing he could be in this life?
A drunkard, a failure, a bad father and a stickler?
But what Marwan didn't know was that there was light at the end of the tunnel.
- And that light is called friendship. - Nice, but a bit flat ending.
- What? - Nothing. It was fine. Thank you.
Astaghfirullah. He is drunk.
Where have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere.
- Have you been looking for me? - Yes.
- Where did you take her? - Now take it seriously, Marwan.
- Khabib! -Stop!
I'll babysit your daughter while you get drunk! Are you or I her father?
- No! Stop! - Stop it.
You're not... I'm her father, you big idiot!
- Stop! - Tariq, take him with you.
What are you doing, Marwan? Get up.
f*ck you! Do you know how much I do for my daughter?
f*ck dig!
I can't take it anymore.
I can't take it, I can't take it. sh*t.
Are you crying? Surely May-Celine hasn't made it past again?
May-Celine was a girl Marwan was interested in once.
- Do you really remember that? - Your mascara ran onto my sweater.
My mom thought I had a boyfriend. Your clapper hat.
You always gave me trouble. It will probably be alright.
You know Kiki loves you, right? You know that.
You are her father. She loves you more than anything on earth.
I never got to say thank you either.
Do you know? I never got to say thank you.
Without you, I would have been in trouble.
I was hanging out with Raket-Roostem, so it could have gone really wrong.
So.
- Wake up! I expose myself. - What is it you want?
I have told it. I won't say it again.
He didn't have to say it again. I heard him the first time.
You are a colorful guy. You must have that. I care a lot about you.
And I like him very much. So it was a flat ending anyway.
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01x04 - The Snitch
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When Marwan's girlfriend suddenly dies, he kidnaps his daughter from her grandparents to go to Iran, but passport trouble leads them to hide on a mountain farm where a suspicious group plans to make Norway's first halal cheese.
When Marwan's girlfriend suddenly dies, he kidnaps his daughter from her grandparents to go to Iran, but passport trouble leads them to hide on a mountain farm where a suspicious group plans to make Norway's first halal cheese.