01x08 - A miracle?

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"Hello Thief Boy." "Hello, Longbeard."

How did I get the idea? It happened in a café in Oslo.

I had kidnapped my daughter, but she had no passport.

- And we had been kicked out of the farm. - Dad, I miss Khabib.

- He doesn't care about you. - No.

Adil and all the others don't care about us, so we don't care about them.

- They are not interested in us. - "I don't care about Kiki!"

Excuse me, would you like to watch my computer while I go to the bathroom?

I had almost given up hope of coming to Iran.

Families with children who must be forcibly deported...

- It was grandfather who said that. - Grandfather is a drunkard.

Drunkard? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Look at me and Khabib.

They will dispose of this type of bedroom.

From tomorrow, families with children who are to be sent out of the country must live here.

THE HALAL FARMERS

- Sheep! Here are a bunch of Khabib jackets. - How funny.

- I want this one. - I have found a lot of nice things for you.

Lots of fun colors.

- I'd rather have it here. - No.

- Well, they look strange. - This cannot be discussed.

We must not reach an agreement. I'll tell you what to wear.

- But I want to wear it. - But that won't happen, okay?

Little did I know that Kiki's grandfather had had an unexpected visit that day.

- Shall we have some more coffee? - Yes please.

- Surely you have stronger cases in Iran? - We don't drink coffee in Iran.

- We drink tea. - You might want some tea?

- No. - Well then...

Kjell, I apologize again for just showing up.

You should not think about.

There is probably no cause for concern. You should have come straight to me.

So all that shows their moves?

Yes, all the way down you can see everywhere they've been.

The GPS picks up the signal. But it's not a real GPS.

It runs on the open wifi network.

There they are. Here in Oslo. See.

- Are they in Oslo now? - Yes.

- How do you know? - See the green spot in the middle of the center.

Now you remember what I said, right?

What did we agree on?

- Not to say anything. - And if you absolutely have to say something?

Then I shout it as loud as I can.

We don't have time for fun. We're going in there now. What did we agree on?

- Okay then! To whisper it in your ear. - Yes. We can't speak Norwegian now.

Do we have a plan?

A hug? Came.

No, you can't come in here. You have to go around.

I need help.

You must go around to the other door. This is not an entrance.

It is only for me.

Dad, I'm going to t...

- Asylum? Asylum. - Passport? Passport?

Passport?

Bassboor?

- Identification? Do you have it? - No.

Fine.

Then you must fill in the form here.

And I want my pen back.

- Does this affect you, Fredrik? - Yes.

- Men cry here. - What do you mean?

They cry for nothing.

- I have seen you cry. - Not for nothing.

But they probably feel the same way.

- Maybe it's something in the water? - No.

- We weren't supposed to speak Norwegian. - What do you do now?

Would...

- But you don't have a car? - No.

I am involved in such a car sharing scheme. I have a car as needed.

In Oslo, cycling is much faster than driving, and you need to catch the plane.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

What about the others? Where were they while this was going on?

The others?

If we're going to get there in time, we've got to get going.

If we stick to the motorway, the trip will take 26 hours, plus four for breaks.

- And everything is ready? - Everything is ready.

We have cleared the cheese factory, taken it to Bøtta and burned it.

So everything is ready.

Fine, let's…

Friends...

I can do this alone.

You have made your choice and I have made mine.

But don't do it for the wrong reason.

- Grandfather and grandfather! - Now try to be a little quiet.

- What is it? - Pardon...

What is it?

Well, father...

- Is everything OK? - Yes. Yes!

- What's going on, Marwan? - Stop talking so loudly.

I've tried... So much has happened.

Many things have not gone as I had intended, and there is much…

What things? What are you doing here? Do you want to apply for asylum?

What happens? Talk to me. I'm here for you, Marwan.

I've had a hard time. Now stop asking so much and picking on me.

- I've had a hard time, and I'm sorry. - In which way?

In all the ways it is possible to screw up, I have done it.

I just wanted to be with Kiki. She was just supposed to be with us.

What exactly are you saying now?

They have applied for parental rights to Kiki.

- What? Would they take Kiki away from you? - Yes.

No no no. It's my fault. They have said it several times.

They say I have to take care of her and every time I hand her back.

I... I can't do it.

I can't be a father, like you are. I just can't.

I've tried several times, but I can't. I do not know what to do.

I'm not like you. I have tried.

It is only when they want to apply to have her permanently that I react.

And then I do stupid things like this. I don't even have a job.

- Marwan, it will work. - No it does not.

You have it all in you. It fits. Don't say you're a bad father.

You are a bad father, but you are also a good father.

Imagine you have kidnapped your own daughter. Because you love her, right?

- Yes of course. - We fled Iran because of you.

Why? Because we love you. I still love you even though you look terrible.

What have you done to your hair? Come here, my son. Everything will be fine.

There will be a solution to it all. It will be OK.

Now you must be strong. You can become whatever you want.

Everything will be fine. You must not cry. Now that's enough.

- Are you crying? - I suddenly thought of my father.

Get yourself together, man.

I'm sorry about this, Kjell. Pardon. I don't know what to say.

I can understand you.

We haven't behaved so well either.

I followed you to Telemark to give you a proper round.

But when I got out there and saw how much fun Kiki was having -

- together with you and your long-bearded friends, so...

- But how did you know where we were? - We had bought GPS shoes for her.

It turned out to be quite clever.

I called Hege -

- and we agreed that Kiki could stay with you.

Then why have you reported her kidnapped?

I don't have that. What do you take us for? Absolutely not.

- Grandpa... - I'm coming.

What happens now, my boy? Tell me what happens.

- Hello. - Hello. We are on our way to the NM in cheese...

Could you babysit the Muazz for me? I know you have allergies and all that.

But I can't trust anyone but you. I hope you understand that.

So I hope you understand that a cat allergy sufferer cannot take care of a cat.

- You were there yourself... Come on. - So have a good day, Ingeborg.

- Should I stop breathing? - No no. Just breathe.

Then put it outside. I will figure something out. Mons can...

- But your allergy is so strong. - I call Mons. He picks it up.

Drive.

Kjell, it was nice to meet you. Come to Iran and visit us. We'll talk by.

Take care. And this one you must have.

- Have a good time, Kiki. - Very nice trip!

- Say hello to grandma. - I'll do that. Take care.

Sheep! You could stay here for a while. Now that you're here anyway.

I can't afford more plane tickets that won't be used.

But you can handle it now? Then everything is fine.

We will sort it out with the passports, and Kjell will help me with the custody issue.

Then I have to get a job. Or I have…

We work with a pretty good cheese. The most important thing is that I have a job.

- It will be OK. Then that's enough. - Say hello many times at home.

- And give this to Dariush. - Take care.

- Hi, Christian. Is everything well? - We need an update.

Of course you should get that. Now, let me tell you.

I have returned Kiki to her grandparents.

Then I discover something interesting: They have never reported her missing.

- Marwan ... - Well, isn't it sick? Now listen here.

So this is really insane. It's a media thing.

You will become a familiar face because what you have done is just so sick.

You and your prejudices have made me spy on my friends.

We need to talk.

I don't think we have more to talk about.

We have new information from abroad. Are you with your friends now?

I ask because our sources claim -

- that your friends are on their way to Belgium to make an attack.

They got the order two days ago.

Brother! Lift it.

God be praised.

- But is it the case that... - Yes, we collaborate with some guys.

- They are from... They are Muslims. - Hello, Marwan. It's Bøtta.

When was the last time you saw Adil?

I haven't seen anything about them. There is only Oline and me here.

- It feels stupid, because we have no idea. - The bucket! Who are you talking to?

Now I'm talking. Have you had a brain haemorrhage? I'm talking to Marwan.

- Bøtta, now you have to focus! - Come by and give us credibility.

- Bucket! - I'm talking on the phone!

We're talking about halal cheese and have no idea a heaving fart. You do that.

No, I haven't talked to them. I only got a text from Tariq.

The bucket! Now listen up. Focus. What was in the message?

It was a nice announcement.

It said, "Thanks for everything, brother."

So he calls me "brother"... Hello, Marwan?

Anisa!

- The! -Anisa? Anisa!

Anisa? Hey! Anisa, is that you? Hello.

Marwan? Hello.

- Where are you going? - To Pakistan. Are you not in the village?

- I was sure you were in the village. - After all that happened? No.

You must come with me. Hello. It's Kiki's grandfather.

Can you take her with you? Go to the playground and we will come.

- You must come with me. - No, I'm going to Pakistan.

- Kjell, do you have a car that I can borrow? - Yes, I have access to a car.

Why haven't you said anything before? How do you know this?

Can't you just trust me? Trust me. Thank you, very nice. Come on.

Okay. Hello again. Ingeborg said they drove a few hours ago.

- Then they can't be that far from here. - Maybe you should drive a little faster?

- I have to keep to the speed limit. - You agree, we must drive harder?

- Damn! It hurt! - Stop cursing.

Don't swear, Dad.

But nailed down now!

I think you hit a nerve.

- Come on. - I have to drive with one hand.

We have to stop them. If they get over the Øresund, the race is over.

We have to catch up with them before they get there.

- Would you like some food? - We will soon be in Denmark. I eat there.

- We don't stop in Denmark. - Then I eat in Germany. Just eat.

Are you sure?

- But it is so strong. - Is this strong?

- Where is Oline? - Yes...

Where is Oline?

She is a butterfly.

- Butterfly? - Yes, butterfly.

Where is Oline?

- What? - Where is Oline?

Butterfly.

Butterflies in the stomach.

Wake me up when we're in Germany.

- What are you doing now? - We won the cheese NM.

f*ck that. Eyes on the road. We have things behind us. One bump and we're done.

- Relax. It's great that we won. - "Relax"?

Tariq, it's time to forget the cheese. Forget Telemark and all, there live there.

We must focus on Belgium.

Subhanallah, brother.

- It's too fast. What can we drive? - Clap in, Marwan!

Maybe we won't come back.

It is in Allah's hands now. Stop thinking about them.

The viper attacks. The hedgehog defends itself.

You are also a hedgehog. We both are.

I'm a hedgehog.

- What do you think about this, boys? - About what?

What we are about to do?

It is fine. After all, we agreed on that, so...

We're on our way. It should probably go well.

I'm a hedgehog!

What exactly are we doing? What are we doing?

- Turn the car around! - Khabib, do you mean it? Shall we cancel?

- Of course he means it. - God be praised!

We are idiots! What have we done...?

- May Allah forgive us... - You can't stop here.

- Isn't that them? The green car there? - Yes, it is them.

- What's happening behind us? They blink. - sh*t, maybe it's the police?

- Isn't that Marwan? - Marwan?

- And Anisa! - Have you told them?

No.

Can you get them to stop? They attract attention.

What do you think?

Why do they have to make so many Arab things all the time? What do you think?

- What do you think? - No, you first.

- I like it. - I can do that too, Otto.

We have to pick up those things today.

Don't give me that look. A deal is a deal.

Imagine if the thermos bottle has rotted? It is probably also rusted.

What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?

- Relax! - What are you doing?

- Now listen... - Is that what you learned?

We had gone astray. We don't do anything.

Relax. Everything is perfectly fine.

- Let go of me! - No. Everything is perfectly fine.

- Why do you do such a thing? - I will not do it. I promise.

- Khabib! - Hey, Kiki!

What happens?

- Are you out on a trip? - Yes.

- Where are you going? - I do not know. Dad just took us.

So you don't know where to go? Are you just out for a drive? Are you feeling well?

- Do you miss Khabib a little? - Yes.

Khabib...

Why is the police car here, dad? Is it serious?

Norwegians?

Yes. Or yes.

Did you change your mind? Or what is going on?

Compared to ...?

You were on your way home to Sweden. Did you forget to turn off the oven?

We got to drive out onto the bridge. We were actually supposed to turn off towards Malmö.

We are tourists.

You can make mistakes. May I ask for some identification?

Everything is alright? Is everything fine?

We have to find out, right? If everything is in order.

Yes Yes.

Norwegian passport, what? Yes Yes. It is fine.

Do not do that!

Is it me she's throwing stones at? You're not from Palestine, are you?

Are you from Norway? Okay. Cool.

I think we'll search the car. So take your luggage out, please.

I asked to get all the luggage out.

Take the suitcase and put it over there. So pack your suitcase...

You look like someone who understands. Put the suitcase there.

Would you be so kind as to examine the cars, please?

Come on.

What the hell? What happens? Strange, right?

Thanks. I am really very sorry. Continue to have a good trip.

- Can we just drive? - Yes, have a good trip. Bye Bye.

What just happened?

It is a miracle!

Where's the b*mb, mr. Miracle?

Someone has taken it.

We'll talk about that later.

- What is that? - Stone.

We have to go back to the farm and find out some things.

I drive with Marwan.

- Fine. So drive carefully. - I'm the one driving.

See you on the farm.

- Did you hear that? - Relax. They are not at home.

If you say so, then…

Do you know that "World of Warcraft Classic" has been launched?

- Don't say you've been bitten by that sh*t again. - Not bitten off.

I'm just saying they're releasing the old game.

- I haven't played it in ages. - You've played it more than me.

- After "Wrath" it became sh*t. - Yes. But now you want to play.

- I've been looking a bit at Asmongold... - Don't talk about that bum!

So, I...

Oh sh*t!

- We can take him. - No, we really can't.

There are two of us, Bengt. Me and you. We'll take him.

No. We'll stay here and wait for someone with a g*n.

- Call 112 if Ingeborg does not answer. - The coverage is so bad here.

Put it away now!

Did your father bring the latest fashion from Iran to Norway?

It is fun.

It's actually very witty.

It's like that... irony.

You mean the opposite, so that's why it's funny.

It's the kind of Bård and Harald humor that was...

- In the late 90s... - Marwan, are you interested in me?

- Do you interpret what I said now like that? - No, but are you interested in me?

In that case, there are rules for that sort of thing.

"Rules for this sort of thing"? What do you mean?

We have to get married.

So, if I like you, should we get married? That...

It's a natural next step if you like one?

- Yes. - Book a room at...

- It's all or nothing. - What happens next. Are you proposing to me?

Are you proposing to me?

Because it's either the whole package or nothing. You know that very well.

Keep your eyes on the road when driving.

Anisa...

- It is all right. We will do it. - What?

We will do it. We go out the line. I am in. I'll take the whole package.

- You take the whole package? - I'll take the whole package.

Do I have to sign anything?

That was the nail in the coffin.

It is not nailed in the coffin. Rather, it is the beginning of something new.

You are using the term incorrectly.

- Did looking after Muazzen go well? - Yes, I didn't fit it.

But Mons was fine with the cat.

I really just want to say sorry. I behaved badly.

I was a little stressed. I had a lot on my ears. Pardon.

And thank you for... Or you and Mons looked after the cat.

You, Ingeborg? Would it be nice to have a kebab?

- Only if it suits. - Yeah, yeah. Fine.

- Cool. Then we say it. - On one condition.

No forks or talk about forks.

- Give me the phone! - Not now!

Bismillah.

What shall we say to Marwan and Anisa?

And what about the "medicine"? We have to find out where it ended up.

And what should we say to the organization?

Tariq, I'm the one who got you into this.

Go in, go in, go in...

- I look after the goats. - Greet them.

- Damn it! - Khabib, take them here.

Norway's best cheese.

- I didn't think you liked cheese. - Of course I can.

- Is there anyone who doesn't like cheese? - The goats, maybe?

Then write!

- Bengt? - Hello, Earl.

What the hell are you doing here?

- We were supposed to practice over here. - Come with me!

Yes! Come on then! Yes!

Khabib!

Out! Khabib! Fair! We have to go out.

- What are you saying? - Came! They have shot all the goats.

I'll pick up Kiki.

Slip ham!

Otto!

- Bengt! - Shut up!

Otto!

Give it to me!

Take him, Otto! Take him! Damn, that is.

Take him, Otto! He deserves it. Do it!

- Hey! What are you doing? - Keep your distance.

- What happens? - Keep your distance! Stay away.

- We have him. - They have weapons.

They have g*ns! Get behind the car.

- What is it you want? - It's not us. It's him.

- Wait, Khabib! - Come and help us.

- Kiki, wait here. - Anisa, you stay here. Stay here.

Help us with the legs.

I found him behind the yard. He shot the goats!

- Have you called the police? - They are on their way. Came! We must have help.

Vent, Tariq.

- Get a rope! - I'll get one.

Kiki, vent!

g*dd*mn. No!

Kiki?

That was all.

Then you two can come with me.

One week of isolation, then he sings.

Here's what we have: b*mber Jarle Haugen -

- which we got a tip about one month before it all went up in the air -

- he claims... claims -

- that the expl*sives were produced on the farm.

We have no concrete evidence of that. It will be claim against claim.

Then there is Innovation Norway, which is pushing to avoid -

- that the entrepreneurial support is drawn into a t*rror1st case.

So you know how things stand.

"So you know how things stand." I said we should do this ourselves.

- Why involve them? - I think it's smart.

Now he goes free. Is it smart? No. He is a t*rror1st.

- We must have legal evidence. - Who tells the perker he is free?

You say it.

Now just say it. Can't you just parry order once?

- Order? - Yes, an order. Now just say it.

That it was a neighborhood dispute that got out of control? Have you landed on it?

- Yes. - Fine. Why?

Just know that I'm watching over you.

The second you make a mistake…

- Bang! - Now that's actually enough.

I want to know why. Because you say I'm a free man now.

- Yes. - Completely free. No indictment.

- Neither towards me nor the others? - Not against you.

So I can go home a free man? Because this is a neighborhood dispute?

It is a broad concept in the criminal law.

It is good. You can just ask if you want to know more. Just call.

- Great. - Just a few things...

I won't be called in again...? So all this is a neighborhood dispute?

Is that what you're telling me now? A neighborhood dispute?

That's why this b*mb exploded?

It actually happens often. Especially in the countryside.

Because you have several cases where this has happened?

We don't need more. You'll find out for yourself, won't you?

So we go now.

What happens now?

You are getting married.

Is there something I have forgotten? Should I step on glass or break something?

No, you just need to relax and enjoy the day.

- I'm guaranteed to have a good time. - Nice tie.

You too. That...

- Yes what? - No, it's fine...

- Are you ready? - As ready as I'll ever be.

The one with chicken blood on the sheets after the wedding night...

- I read that it doesn't fit. - Of course it doesn't fit.

I just had to ask so I don't get covered in chicken blood.

- Look who's here. - You talk like I'm a child.

Thank you for coming. You said no.

Only there is no music.

And alcohol.

No, of course not. Is that a question? No no no.

Anisa wanted to amputate my legs... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's not worse either. I could still have a dignified life without legs.

You are doing so well. It's just that. Kiki, look here! Look who's come.

Hello Hello.

No, look at that handsome guy! Oh la la! For the hell of it. Salam aleikum.

- What are you doing here anyway? - We are getting ready.

- Anisa said we should start walking. - Fine.

If you take Kiki and buy an ice cream, I'll take the others.

- Can I pay with it? - No, you must have money.

Now we will soon be brothers.

- We have always been brothers, you fool. - Yes, but...

Okay.

- Who has beaten my highscore? - Adil did it earlier.

- Sticks! Kiki... - That actually hurt.

- Nay! -Kiki!

Kiki. Pardon...

Bismillah.