[EERIE MUSIC]
[DOOR CREAKING]
[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
Please stay away from me.
No.
No.
[SINISTER MUSIC]
[GAGGING]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[EERIE MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGS]
Tip Top Cleanups.
How can I help you?
He's indisposed at the moment.
Can I take a message?
OK, please hold.
Hey, Lee, you got a phone call.
Lee!
God damn it, Lee, I
know you can hear me.
What do you want?
You got a phone call.
Can't you see I'm in
the middle of something?
Take a message.
You're a secretary.
I pay you to take messages.
No sh*t.
This guy said he
wants to talk to you.
He said it's important.
f*ck's sake.
Fine, I'll be right there.
Today.
Yeah, this is Lee.
Hey, Lee.
This is James from Collins
Real Estate Agency.
Hey, how can I help you?
Well, I've got a clean up
job at a residency in my area.
And I got your company's
recommendations from Google.
And I hoped you'd come
down and get the job done
as soon as possible?
OK, where is the
property located?
Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey.
Atlantic Highlands.
You said you found me on Google?
Yeah, I did.
I put in a debris removal, and
your company name popped out.
And the reviews
are really great.
And I really need
someone right away.
It's a big job, but
I need it done right.
Well, listen, normally, I'd
come out and give an estimate,
but it looks like
Atlantic Highlands is
about three hours away.
I'm not sure I can
take a job that far.
I understand, but
it's a particular job
that needs to be handled right.
I just can't risk
giving it to anyone.
I need a professional.
Like I said, I
appreciate it, but I'm
sure there's a couple
of companies much closer
to your area.
I tried a few, and they
booked three to four weeks out.
I need this place
staged in two weeks.
I need it done right away.
Yeah.
You know, for a
job that far, I...
I'd have to put a
crew up in a motel.
I'd have to charge for it.
Yeah, no problem.
I can cover that.
And I'd have to include
gas, tolls, meals.
All your travel will be
reimbursed, including meals.
You got to eat, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that could work.
Do you know what?
I'm looking at the calendar, and
I am slammed for at least, like,
four weeks.
Look, Lee, I'm willing to cover
all these expenses to have
your company come down
and do this job.
I'm even willing to double
your usual rate if you
can get it done within a week.
So what do you say?
You know what?
I like what you're saying.
It's going to take a little
work, but you know what?
I'm going to rearrange
my schedule for you.
Hey, that's great.
I'll email you the details.
OK, I'll talk soon.
Booked out?
That's funny.
What?
Oh, you got to know
how to play the game.
Man, you should
have heard this guy.
He's so desperate,
he's willing to pay
double to get this job done.
God, I gotta get stuff ready.
We gotta leave this weekend.
Great.
I'm going to lunch.
Hey, Bob.
Fix that leak?
Yeah, I think I got
it, but I don't know
how long it's going to last.
That roof's pretty bad.
I don't care.
As long as it holds up
until I sell the place.
Speaking of which, I
got a company come out
to clean it out, finally.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you tell 'em about the old
broad that got sliced and diced
upstairs?
No.
Shut the f*ck up.
No one's supposed
to know about that.
All right, relax, man.
Kidding around.
Anyway I'm done.
You need anything else from me?
No, we're good.
Now shut your mouth.
[BREATHING]
[DOOR OPENS]
[EERIE MUSIC]
Hello?
Hello.
Why does everyone
always say hello?
Like someone hiding in the
basement of a creepy house
is going to answer.
Oh, hi.
I'm just hanging out in the
basement waiting for some idiot
to come down and say hi.
[EERIE MUSIC]
And now I'm walking all
the way down the stairs.
Must be a f*cking idiot.
Get the f*ck out of here.
[EERIE MUSIC]
Jesus.
What the f*ck?
You scared the sh*t out of me.
Who are you and what
are you doing here?
Sorry, Mister.
I didn't mean to scare you.
The door was open.
I used to cut the
lawn for Miss Edwards.
Well, you know,
until she died, but.
Man, she was such a nice lady.
She used to make
me hot chocolate,
and she used to give me snacks.
Man.
Anyways, are you
the new neighbor?
Do you need help maybe mowing
the lawn or raking the leaves?
So you just waltz into a
house because the door was open?
No, I'm not your new neighbor.
And this is private property,
which means you're trespassing.
And I will not be needing
your services, OK?
Yeah, all right.
Thank you.
Hey, Beau, come
sit down for a sec.
What's up?
All right, I just got
off the phone with this guy
from Collins Real Estate.
Got this big
clean out job for us.
OK, and?
Well, here's the deal.
It's probably about a five
to six hour drive round trip,
so we're going to have to stay
around there for a few days
to get it done.
OK, so when's it
going to happen?
Well, I didn't
finalize the details yet,
but I'm thinking this weekend.
He seems pretty
eager to get it done.
I can't go this weekend.
I got plans with Michelle.
We're going away.
Why can't we do this Monday?
Because I want to be at
the job Monday morning.
It's a big job.
We got to get an early start.
I'm not going to be sitting in
traffic on a Monday morning.
You know, I had these
plans for a while now,
and you want me to cancel.
What's more important?
Making money or a piece of a*s?
A piece of a*s.
Look, I'm going to
make it worth your while.
We getting hotel rooms,
dinner out every night on me.
I'll throw you a bonus.
Come on, what do you say?
All right, fine, I'll do it.
But I want my own
room because I'm not
sharing a room with anybody.
I'm not listening to these guys
farting and snoring all night.
That is not going to happen.
OK, done.
It'll be fun, like
a guys' weekend.
OK.
Fun?
The weekend I had planned,
that was going to be fun.
All right, get out of here.
And tell the guys
what's happening and not
to make any plans, because we're
leaving early Sunday morning.
Yo, these guys
ain't going to show.
Better call Lee.
I don't want to call Lee, man.
Bullshit.
Hey, Lee, we have
to pick Vito up.
Fine.
Hey, you like new shirts I got?
I do.
About time.
Hey, where are you guys?
We're waiting on you.
Waiting on Cole and Dillon.
I told them to be at
your house at 10:00.
I don't know what
to tell you, man.
What do you want me to do?
You know what?
I'll text you the address.
We're not waiting around.
I'll just meet you there.
All right.
See you there.
Where do you find these guys?
Always f*cking late.
I don't know.
[ENGINE STARTS]
All right, those
guys are taking off.
Lee wants me to
wait for these guys.
I... I gotta call
these m*therf*ckers.
God.
You've got to be kidding me.
Went to f*cking voicemail.
These guys better show.
Hell yeah, they better show up.
I'll cut a m*therf*cker.
They call me the chief.
Yo, stop jerking each
other off, and let's go.
What, are you jealous?
Yeah, you're jealous.
[MUSIC ON RADIO]
(RAPPING) 'Cause no
one's buying your crap
And getting radio play
Fine, they're getting paid
That's the real reason why
your record's being played
Sold your soul to the
devil for a couple of mil
By making sacrifices
Now you got a deal
You got a little money
Made a name for yourself
When others need help
(RAPPING) I don't think so
So this is what it is
OK, I know you're faking
You call yourself a real brother
Give me a break
You got a little money
A name for yourself
When others need help
You're afraid to
share the wealth
So this is how it is
OK, I know you're faking
You call yourself a real brother
Give me a break
Cats be starvin' like Marvin
And that ain't right
When brothers get uptight
They want to start a fight
You went platinum?
Cool
That's all right
Not because you got
skills and you're hot
Because you're not
Record labels are pimping you
I can't.
I can't.
Yo, what are you doing?
That's my jam.
Hey, who sings that song?
King Charlie Prince.
You should let him sing it.
You're such a d*ck.
Yeah, King Charlie Prince.
Yo, how long till we get there?
It's a three-hour drive.
Sit back and relax.
When are we going to stop
and get something to eat?
I'm hungry.
Dude, how could you be hungry?
You just ate.
I'm always hungry.
Yeah, I know.
Why don't you look around?
See what's around here.
I'm all over it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Look at this, a lot of options.
Looks like a good menu, and
picture of the cheeseburger
looks amazing.
Oh, Snyder's Tavern,
it's on the way.
OK.
All right, Snyder's it is.
BEAU: Yeah, baby.
[MUSIC ON RADIO]
(RAPPING) Not because of
your skills and you're hot
Because you're not
Record labels are pimping you
To get you on the road
The only way you getting
money is from a show
Your songs downloaded for free
from any apps, even YouTube
'Cause no one's buying your crap
You're getting radio play?
Fine, they're getting paid
That's the real reason why
your record's being played
Sold your soul to the
devil for a couple of mils
By making sacrifices
Now who you gotta k*ll?
You got a little money
Made a name for yourself
When others need help
You afraid to share the wealth
So this is how it is?
OK, I know you're fake
You call yourself a real brother
Give me a break
You got a little money
Made a name for yourself
When others need help
You afraid to share the wealth
So this is how it is
OK, I know you're fake
You call yourself a real brother
Give me a break
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Holy sh*t
What the hell?
Are they even open?
I... I... I don't know.
Just listen, pull around.
Let's just go find out.
Check it out.
[GROANS]
Come on, let's go in.
I gotta take a piss.
[COUNTRY MUSIC]
Hey, uh, bub, where's
your bathroom?
Right here?
Right there.
Right this way?
That way.
OK, I'm going to
go to the bathroom.
Get you boys something to drink?
Got menus?
[URINATING]
This place is f*cked up.
[FLUSHES]
Weisse.
Yeah.
Hey, got you a beer.
I hope it's cold.
Yes, that's good.
Right?
OK, so the options are, we've
got a burger or a cheeseburger.
Guys, I'm telling you,
when I looked it up online,
there were a lot more
options on the menu.
Hey, at least the beer's cold.
Thank God.
Hey, buddy.
I'm going to take a
cheeseburger and fries.
Junior.
Hey, Ju... Junior, get out here!
What do you want?
I'm fixing the kitchen sink.
It's loaded with
grease and hair.
BARTENDER: Do we
have any fries left?
Nope, no fries.
Sorry, guys, no fries.
But I'm sure Junior could
find some chips out there.
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
We're good.
We'll just take three
cheeseburgers, medium.
Cheeseburgers, medium.
I got ears.
Coming right up.
Um, are we in West
Virginia or New Jersey?
How the hell did
you find this place?
Google.
I looked it up.
They said they had the
best burgers in town.
f*ck Google.
I can't believe we're
going to eat this sh*t.
Well, they say
some of the best food
comes from places
that look like this.
I doubt it.
Guys, how hard is it
to make a cheeseburger?
They can't screw that up, right?
We'll see.
Lee, why don't we
have a game of pool?
Oh, no.
No way.
We don't have time for pool.
We're eating and we're
getting out of here.
Whatever.
So what brings you guys here?
I haven't seen you here before.
We're just passing through.
We're going to a job.
Oh, yeah?
What kind of work do you do?
Demolition and debris removal,
mostly real estate cleanouts.
Oh, you must find
a lot of good stuff
in those kind of jobs.
Yeah, actually he does.
Hey, remember the last time
we found that coin collection?
Yeah, I do.
So you boys married?
Yeah, I am.
What about you two?
Why do you want to
know if we're married?
Yeah.
Well, I'd like you to
meet my daughter over here.
Hey, Charlotte.
Charlotte.
Hey, Charlotte!
Man, these kids never pay
any attention these days.
Charlotte, can you hear me?
Get your a*s over
here right now.
I want you to meet these boys.
Hey, hey, hold on.
She's lovely and all,
but we're engaged.
Yeah.
I mean, not... not to
each other, but you know?
Oh, that's a shame.
Oh, OK.
OK.
That's nice.
Thank you.
Uh.
You boys are going to die...
[COUNTRY MUSIC]
When you taste
those cheeseburgers.
They're that good.
Need some ketchup?
[COUNTRY MUSIC]
Hey, yo, Carson, come on, man.
You fixed this thing yet?
Yes, wait a minute.
I think I got it.
Oh, I'm sorry, boys.
Did I wake you?
Where are we?
If you weren't sleeping, you
would know that we broke down.
Carson, this thing's
a piece of sh*t, bro.
You should really get a new car.
What?
That's funny coming from a
guy who doesn't have a car.
Shut the f*ck up, man.
Whatever.
Yeah, go f*ck yourself.
Come on, baby.
m*therf*cker.
Hey, there.
Hey.
Just checking in, five
rooms for Lee Duncan.
All right, let me see here.
I'm sorry.
I have nothing for
Lee Duncan here.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
There's... there's nothing.
Check James Collins.
He made the reservation, so
it's probably under his name.
Nope, nothing for Collins.
Let me check something else.
[PHONE RINGS]
Dottie, can you get that?
[PHONE RINGS]
Dottie!
Well, looky here.
I do have something
here for James Collins.
Five rooms for six nights?
That's it.
That's us.
Well, there's just
the slightest problem.
Um, this reservation's
for tomorrow,
and I have no
vacancies for tonight.
Are you serious?
No, no, there's got
to be a mistake.
Check again.
We are completely
booked tonight.
I have you booked for tomorrow.
Well, this really sucks.
What are we supposed to do?
Is there another motel or
hotel, Holiday Inn, Red Roof,
I don't give a sh*t
somewhere around here?
Well, the closest place around
here is the Shore Point Inn.
It's about 45 minutes away.
And to be honest with
you, they are usually
booked on the weekends.
Well, thanks.
You've been super helpful.
We'll be back tomorrow.
We'll be here.
You have a good day.
f*cking dickhead.
BEAU: We all good?
We got a little problem.
What little problem?
There's nothing
available tonight.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
BEAU: He better be
f*cking kidding.
Guys, relax.
I'll get this straightened out.
We're going to go back
to the house right now,
meet with this guy, and
get it taken care of.
Vito, stop stuffing your
face for a g*dd*mn minute,
call those other
guys, and have 'em
meet us at the house
instead of here instead.
I'm on it.
[EERIE MUSIC]
LEE: You guys hang
here for a minute.
I'm going to go talk to this
guy and see what's going on.
All right.
Hey, Lee, make it right.
I'm not sleeping in
the truck tonight.
I will.
You must be Lee Duncan.
I am.
You must be James.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
How was your trip?
Hit any traffic?
No, no, it was fine.
We do have a little
problem though.
Oh, yeah?
What's that?
Well, I stopped
off at that motel
you said you booked for us,
but there's nothing available
tonight.
They said you booked us
for the rest of the week,
starting tomorrow.
What?
I told the guy the
6th through the 11th.
And today's the 5th.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I... I didn't mean
for that to happen.
I feel like such an as*h*le.
I... I know it's not a hotel,
but if you guys don't mind,
you can stay here.
Got the water.
Electricity is still on.
There's linens on the
bed, lots of rooms.
Come on, what do you say?
Well, I guess that can work.
I mean, what choice
have we got, right?
Man, these guys are
going to be pissed.
I'll tell you what.
I'll send over some pizzas.
I appreciate it, but I got to
take these guys out somewhere.
Is there, like, a local spot we
can walk to and get something
to eat and a couple of beers?
I know the perfect place.
I go there all the time.
It's called the Harborside.
It's close to here.
You tell Tara, the bartender,
that you're working for me
and to put your bill on my tab.
Well, I appreciate that.
No problem.
Hey, you want to go inside,
and I'll show you around?
Sure.
Wow.
Look at this place.
Yeah, you don't see many
houses like this anymore.
And just so we're clear,
you want everything out?
We're not saving anything?
No, everything's got to
go so I can get it sold.
So if you see something
you like, just take it.
Yeah, I got to set up
some dumpsters somewhere
on the street.
Left side of the house OK?
You shouldn't have any issues.
Why don't the other
guys take a look around?
I've got another
appointment I got to run to.
You have my cell phone number
if you have any problems.
I'll be back tomorrow
to check in, OK?
Here's the key.
Sounds good.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BREATHING]
Guess what?
No rooms for tonight.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
Nope.
Yo.
[EERIE MUSIC]
Thank you.
[ALL COMMENTING]
[EERIE MUSIC]
OK, guys, so here's the deal.
So as you know, we don't
have any rooms for tonight.
So James offered for us to
stay here tonight instead.
That's great.
LEE: Look, there's plenty
of rooms and plenty of beds.
So I say we just make do.
Does anybody have a
problem with that?
I got a problem with it.
I'm not sleeping in some
old a*s haunted house.
That's some bullshit, man.
You know, it's
always the Black guy
that gets k*lled
first in the movies.
Facts.
I gotta agree with my man Eddie.
The Black dude
always dies first.
All right, relax
with that sh*t, OK?
It'll be fine, all right?
Plus, the rest of the week,
we got rooms at the motel.
This isn't bad, but I'm not
sharing a bed with anybody.
There's plenty of beds.
And look, there's a
couple of couches here.
It'll be fine.
Come on, what do you say?
Do we have a choice?
Well, you could
sleep in the truck.
All right, why don't you guys
head down to the Harborside?
It's right downtown.
Go get some food
and drinks, relax,
and I'll meet you down there.
I gotta run to
the hardware store
to get some stuff
before they close.
We need money.
Oh, talk to Tara and
put it on James's tab.
He said it'd be fine.
All right, I gotta make a call.
Woo.
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Hey, whoa.
Dude.
Real fun.
[EERIE MUSIC]
Hey, you guys working here?
I used to cut the lawn.
I was just wondering if you
could, you know, use any help?
Kid with ambition, I like that.
I'll tell you what.
Come by tomorrow morning.
I'll put you to work.
Well, I got school tomorrow,
but I can come right after.
Right, school.
OK, come on over after school.
All right.
Hey, you got a name?
Yeah, I'm Chase.
Chase, nice to meet you.
I'll see you tomorrow, kid.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[NOTES ON PIANO]
[MELODIC PIANO MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL DRONE]
[THUD]
Excuse me.
I'm here to pick up an
order I placed yesterday.
Hello?
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
There she is.
Yeah, I placed an
order yesterday.
You want to speak to John.
He handles all the orders.
OK, where's John?
His office is in the back.
Thanks.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Get them here, this week.
No, no, no.
No, not next week,
this week, Jake, OK?
Yeah.
Say hello to the
wife and the kids.
Yeah.
You know what?
Jake, come on.
Jake, how long we been
doing business together?
The shower valves, how many
times have I got to tell you?
Yes, to both sizes, we need a
couple dozen or three dozen.
Get them here.
OK, yeah.
Talk to you later, Jake.
Yeah, oh, hold on.
I got another call.
Oh, hi, sweetie.
Yeah.
How's my favorite granddaughter?
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, a big birthday
cake, honey.
Yep, with six candles.
Ah-huh, and we're going to
have clowns and balloons.
You're going to love it.
[ASSAF AYALON, "BURNING ON THE
BAYOU"]
[CALLING OUT TOASTS]
(SINGING) A freight car
Steaming down the
line to Birmingham
My guitar
Is the only friend
who gives a damn
Good stuff right there.
I don't know about you b*tches,
but I'm going to make my move.
I'm going to get
me some of that.
Yeah, you'll be right back.
(SINGING) Southbound on a
riverboat to Baton Rouge
Can I buy you a drink?
Uh, no.
But he can.
That guy?
Yeah, that guy.
I think he's cute.
But I'm cute, and I'm funny.
Yeah, maybe.
I just... I'm just not
really into old guys.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That was so mean.
What?
That was quick.
I don't know why, but
she thinks you're cute.
You better go over and
do something about it.
Looks like you don't need a car
to score some blonde
p*ssy, old f*ck.
She thinks I'm old.
Well, you are.
What do you think
you're doing chasing
around those young girls?
You know you can't handle that.
You trying to give
yourself a heart attack?
Man.
Where's Lee?
JOHN: I love you too, baby.
You know that.
You're my favorite
granddaughter.
Don't tell your cousin that.
How's Mommy?
Good.
Tell her I love her.
That's wonderful.
Yeah, you like school?
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that.
You're a good girl.
Yes, I know.
Oh, well, we got
a long time for...
We got a long time
for Christmas, baby.
Yeah, Santa Claus is going to
be very good to you this year.
Yes, I told him.
He's making a list.
Yeah, OK.
OK, baby.
Grandpa's got to go.
Yeah, Grandpa's got to go.
OK, OK, sweetie.
What's up, pal?
How can I help you?
The lady up front
said I should see you
about an order I placed.
Sure, what's your name?
It's Lee Duncan.
Oh, yeah, got you right here.
I was wondering who
placed this order.
The name didn't ring a bell.
Yeah, I'm not from around here.
I just got hired.
I'm here for work.
I got a crew down here.
We're going to do a clean up
job at the Edwards mansion
up on the Hill.
The Edwards mansion?
I didn't know they
sold that place.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I was hired by the
realtor, so maybe they're
just doing a clean out
of it, getting it ready.
That's a shame.
I knew Vera Edwards.
She used to come in
here all the time,
as far back as I can remember.
Nice lady.
I'm sorry.
I heard she passed away.
I don't know
anything about that.
Hey, I'm kind of in a
rush, so is my order ready?
Just tell me where to go.
I'll pull my pickup around.
I'll load it up.
JOHN: Don't worry
about that, OK?
You do what you have to do.
I'll get your stuff together
and have one of my guys
bring it there.
OK, we pride ourselves
on our customer service.
Great.
Appreciate it.
Never keep the chief waiting.
[LOW, SINISTER DRONE]
(SINGING) How the story goes
No, I don't want to know, no
I don't want to hear
Hey, where you been?
f*cking starving over here.
Oh, there's a shocker.
Vito's hungry.
Well, why didn't you
just order without me?
I figured it'd be nice
to, you know, wait for you,
since you're buying and all.
Oh, that's right.
James is buying.
Hey, Tara, can I get a menu?
Sure.
VITO: Thank you.
And what can I get for you?
Let me guess.
You're the boss.
That'd be me.
Well, what can I
get you, boss man?
I'll take a Bud bottle.
Hey, what's going on over here?
What do you think's going on?
The boys are trying
to get some a*s.
[CREAKING]
Hello?
Mr. Duncan?
It's Andy from
Jasmine's Hardware.
I have your delivery.
Mr. Duncan?
Hello?
I have your delivery.
[SINISTER LAUGH]
Mr. Duncan, is that you?
I have your delivery.
Mr. Duncan?
f*ck this, man.
[HACKING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
You know, I've always wanted
to see the inside of that house.
You think maybe you
could bring us back
with you to take a look around?
That depends.
What are you going to do for me?
There's only one
way to find out.
Emma, I'm not going
in that house, OK?
We've heard stories
about that house.
Why would you want to go there?
Stop.
You can't believe everything
we hear in this town.
What stories?
What are you guys talking about?
Well, we heard that the
Edwards had two daughters,
Serena and Agnes.
And they were twins,
and they were f*cked up.
What do you mean, f*cked up?
Some people say that they
were born, like, all deformed.
Yeah, and people say
that they were born,
like, cursed and
mentally challenged.
So they were Ret*rded?
How is that a big deal?
I thought you were gonna say the
house is haunted or some sh*t.
Well, that's not all.
People say that the parents
kept them locked up in the attic
because they were
so ashamed of them.
Didn't want anyone to see 'em.
Yeah, and then we heard
that one day, Agnes got out,
and she stole the
neighbor's baby
and brought it
back to the house.
And then they found the
baby dead in the attic, OK?
One of those girls
k*lled that baby.
So whatever happened
to her after that?
Nobody knows.
That's gotta be the
stupidest sh*t I've ever heard.
You guys really
believe that crap?
Yeah, you got us.
For a second, you had me.
It's true.
Yeah, fine.
Don't believe us then.
I don't.
I'll be right back.
Yo, Lee, you see those
chicks over there?
I got a pretty good
chance of banging 'em.
Think we can bring
them back to the house?
Are you serious?
Why can't you go
back to their house?
They want to
check out the house.
Fine, whatever.
Just be careful.
I don't need anybody
getting hurt on my watch.
And make sure they're
gone before we get back.
No slumber parties.
We got a lot of work tomorrow.
Got it?
You're the best boss ever, bro.
Hey, Cole, don't forget
to get some good video.
You know what I mean?
COLE: f*ck off, Vito.
Let's go.
My boss said we can
give you ladies a tour.
Emma, come on.
This is crazy.
Oh, come on, Laurie.
Don't be such a party pooper.
You only live once.
Fine, let's go.
Yes!
Hey, Laurie, what
are you doing here?
You said you were
staying in tonight.
Maybe I changed my mind.
Well, why the f*ck
are you with these guys?
It's none of your business
who I'm hanging out with.
We broke up, so why don't
you just get out of here?
You're such a sl*t.
f*ck you, Jake.
Hey, whatever.
You guys can have her.
We will.
[EERIE MUSIC]
Well, you coming in or what?
Come on.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, babe.
She's going to be wet.
EMMA: Let's go in.
OK.
[EERIE MUSIC]
This is way cooler than I
imagined, right, Laurie?
Hmm, it's all right, I guess.
Come on, Cole.
Let's go upstairs.
Hey, Dillon, why
don't you and Laurie
hang out down here
for a little while
so Cole can give me
a tour of the house?
Yeah, let's check
out the bedrooms.
Yeah.
You're such a sl*t, Emma.
Well, it looks like
it's just you and me.
You want to go sit?
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, that's creepy.
Oh, wow, look at this.
Look at these.
Should I wear these?
It's kind of cold in here.
Right there is
where that lady died.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
Oh, that's creepy.
I'm f*cking with you.
You're an idiot.
Come on, let's go check
out the other rooms.
Ooh.
Wow.
I wonder what's up there.
Let's go check it out.
OK.
Oh my god.
This is f*cking creepy.
What the f*ck?
I wonder if this is the actual
baby carriage, the one that they
pushed the crazy baby in.
What crazy baby?
Weren't you paying attention?
Agnes, the one that k*lled the
baby, the one I was telling you
about at the bar.
Agnes and the Ret*rded family.
You still believe that sh*t?
Yeah, I kind of do.
I don't give a f*ck.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, why don't you
just kiss me already?
Maybe we should go upstairs.
I just... I don't want your
friends to come back and see us
down here.
They're not my friends.
No, seriously.
Like, I'm not comfortable
doing this down here.
If you want some of
this, you're going
to have to come
upstairs with me.
[SINISTER LAUGH]
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
That sound, it
was like laughing.
It's probably just your friend
and Dillon f*cking around.
I don't think so.
It didn't sound like
her, and she's way
too scared to come up here.
We should go check it out.
I'm staying right here.
You go check it out.
I'm serious.
I think someone's in that room.
Then go check it out.
Fine, I will.
I'm not a little p*ssy like you.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Hey, Cole, come here.
There's someone in here
that wants to see you.
Emma, stop f*cking around.
What?
Can you come out here?
Emma?
Yo, Emma!
Emma, stop playing.
The f*ck?
Emma.
Emma.
Stop f*cking around.
Emma, where are you?
Emma, what the f*ck?
This place is creepy as sh*t.
Emma.
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck?
[SCREECHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Get ready to pay up.
There's no way I'm
missing this shot.
Dude, stop talking
sh*t and sh**t the ball.
(SINGING) She loves me
She loves me
Oh my god.
You suck!
Nice shot, Minnesota Fats.
How did you miss that shot?
That was the easiest
shot in the world.
A two-year-old could
have made that in.
I can't believe
I missed that shot.
sh*t.
Come on, let's run it back.
I'll give you guys a chance
to make your money back.
No, f*ck that.
I'm not running anything back.
I'm f*cking pissed off.
First, I got to cancel
my plans with my chick
this weekend to come
all the way out here
to do this f*cking job while
these two little assholes are
probably getting laid,
and I'm sitting here
playing pool with you guys.
What's wrong with that picture?
Why'd you even take this job?
I'm not doing this sh*t again.
I'm telling you that much.
Relax.
It's just a game.
You can keep your money.
That's not the point.
Since when do we take jobs that
are three hours away from home?
You know what?
f*ck this.
You know what?
I'm tired.
I'm going to go
back to the house.
Yo, why is it so dark inside?
Didn't Cole and Dillon bring
these two chicks back here?
What, do you think they came
back here to play Monopoly?
They're banging.
Why would the lights be on?
Yeah, that's true.
You know what would be funny?
What?
Let's f*ck with these guys.
I want to scare the sh*t
out of these m*therf*ckers.
Yeah, let's do it.
This is going to be good, boy.
Oh, yeah.
This is going to be fun.
Come on, baby.
Yeah, boy.
Ah, sh*t.
It's locked.
You know what?
I remember Lee telling
me that there's
a door to the basement
underneath the porch.
Let's go check that out.
What makes you think that
one's going to be open?
There's only one
way to find out.
[SINISTER MUSIC]
I guess, let's go this way.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Where the f*ck are the lights?
How the hell
should I know, dude?
I've never been
down here before.
Let's go that way.
Check this out.
What the f*ck is this?
Why is there a f*cking
coffin down here?
How the hell should I know?
Maybe a vampire
used to live here.
Woo.
You're a f*cking as*h*le.
You don't think
that's f*cking weird?
That's f*cking weird.
No, I don't think it's weird.
Look at all this sh*t down here.
We got a lot of work
to do this week.
Come on.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, oh, sh*t.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Holy sh*t.
[SCREAMING]
Holy f*ck.
[TENSE MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
[CRYING]
Holy f*ck.
Holy sh*t.
Holy f*ck.
What the f*ck?
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, sh*t.
[SOBBING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
Oh my god.
f*ck.
Oh, shi...
[SINISTER MUSIC]
So what do you think?
You want to hang
tonight after closing,
or should I head
back with these guys?
Well, what do you want to do?
I mean, we could go
back to my place,
or you could spend the
night in that creepy house.
It's up to you, Joe, go
be nosy somewhere else.
Please find something to do.
All right.
Jeez.
Listen, I really think there's
something you should know.
Oh, sh*t.
You're married?
No, nothing like that.
Oh, that's good.
It's about that house
you're working at.
What about it?
A lot of bad sh*t
happened there.
What do you mean?
What kind of bad sh*t?
I'm not supposed
to say anything.
I hate when people do that.
They start to tell
you something,
then say they
shouldn't say anything.
OK, fine.
Didn't you find it
strange that they
didn't get a crew from around
here to clean out that house?
I mean, the thought
crossed my mind, yeah.
Look, sometimes my boss
does these crazy dealings
to keep us all working
when work is slow.
I just figured that's
why we're here.
Plus, he said he'd give us a
bonus because the realtor's
paying good for the job.
Well, here's the thing.
My brother is the realtor
that hired you guys.
He couldn't get anyone
from around here
to do the job because
everyone from around
here knows the
history of that house.
Nobody wants to go inside.
My brother told me
not to say anything,
but I can never keep a secret.
Plus, I think it's only
fair you should know.
Come on.
It's just a house.
People died there.
Oh, you telling
ghost stories now?
Look, if this is your
way of you trying
to get me to spend the night
at your house, just say so.
You got me.
You know, I'm serious.
Forget it.
I knew I shouldn't
have said anything.
Oh, wait.
I'm just... I'm just
messing with you.
Look, people die in
houses all the time.
I know.
This is different.
The things people say about
that house, the people that
lived there, it's twisted.
They're f*cked up.
OK, OK, you got my attention.
Tell me more.
It's kind of a long story.
Well, give me another beer.
So you going to tell me
why you really took this job?
You never take a job more
than an hour from the house.
This is way out of
character for you.
The guys, sh*t, they
are all pissed off.
I mean, I really
don't give a sh*t.
Money's money, you know?
Look, the guy called and
offered a job, so I took it.
Seemed like a good deal.
He was willing to
pay a lot of money.
Yeah, I ain't buying it.
I know you too well, Lee.
All right, all right.
But this stays between
me and you, all right?
I don't want the
other guys to know.
You got it.
I really had no choice.
Business has been really slow.
I'm falling behind on my bills.
I had to take it.
I know everybody's pissed,
but I didn't have a choice.
This guy called,
offered a lot of money.
I feel good about this job.
I'm going to be able
to catch up and...
And keep you guys working,
at least for a little while.
And hopefully things
will start to pick up.
Hey, man, whatever.
I'm here.
It's a nice little town.
The beer is cold.
That's right.
The beer is cold.
Indeed.
All right, come on.
We should get out of here.
We gotta get an
early start tomorrow.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, I got it.
Yo, Eddie, we're going to head
back to the house, all right?
Come on.
Hey, listen, guys.
You guys can head on back.
I'm going to hang out
here with this bartender
and try to get my freak on.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, whatever.
Just be back at the house
at 7:00 AM, all right?
Got a lot of work to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
See you guys tomorrow.
Have fun, my man.
Hope you don't mess it up.
[LAUGHS] I got you.
Do you know where
the bathroom is?
I have to pee.
I'm not sure.
It's probably down the hallway.
Wow, all right.
Thanks for the help.
You know, I usually don't
do things like this.
Mm-hmm, yeah, sure.
That's what they all say.
No, seriously.
No, seriously, I believe you.
[URINATING]
This house is so f*cking creepy.
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
Dillon, is that you?
Stop f*cking around, all right?
I'll be out in a second.
I'm not kidding!
I'll be out in a second.
[FLUSHES]
[SCREAMING]
[SNORING]
[SINISTER MUSIC]
You can't get enough of me, huh?
You want to go again?
[SINISTER MUSIC]
[SOMBRE MUSIC]
So there was this rich
family that lived there.
Ella and Arthur Edwards
inherited the house
from Ella's parents.
They moved in there when she
was pregnant with their daughter
Vera.
Everything was normal at first.
They all went to
church, town functions.
They were involved
with everything.
They were the pillar
of the community.
Five years later, Ella
was pregnant again.
But she stopped going out.
Only Arthur and Vera were
ever seen out in public.
So rumors started spreading
that Arthur became a*usive
towards Ella.
The neighbors said they heard
a lot of yelling and fighting.
People say that Ella fell down
the stairs and went into labor.
Ella had a really hard
time during delivery.
The baby wouldn't come out.
She was losing a lot of blood.
The midwife had to use
forceps to get them out.
EDDIE: What do you mean them?
TARA: Yeah, them.
She had two babies, twins.
Oh my god.
That sounds awful.
Why didn't she just
go to the hospital?
Probably because Arthur
pushed her down the stairs.
Anyway, these two
babies came out
all messed up from the forceps.
That's horrible.
I know.
So these two babies,
Agnes and Serena,
they were never
brought out in public.
The father kept
them locked inside.
They were only allowed to
play outside their own house.
And they were never allowed
to leave their own yard.
EDDIE: So what's the big deal?
They had some messed up kids.
TARA: Yeah, well, one of them
k*lled the neighbor's baby.
EDDIE: What?
No way.
That's f*cking crazy.
TARA: No, it's true.
So the one twin,
Serena, she was out
playing one day, and
the neighbor's baby
was left outside in the carriage
while the mother went inside
to go get a blanket.
When the mother came
back, the baby was gone.
Serena took him
and brought him up
to the attic to play with her.
Now, Ella heard a
baby crying upstairs.
When she went up
to the playroom,
she found Serena
suffocating the baby
to keep it quiet because
he wouldn't stop crying.
When Ella tried to run
away with the baby,
Serena pushed her
down the stairs.
And when Arthur
found them, the twins
were holding the dead
baby, and Ella was dead.
He had them committed
to a mental institution,
and no one even knows what
happened to them since then.
EDDIE: Holy sh*t.
That's f*cked up.
She really k*lled the baby
and then her own mother?
That's the story.
A lot of people say that they've
seen the twins over the years
inside the house and
sometimes outside at night.
No one even knows what
happened to the dad,
but the older sister,
Vera, she continued
to live there until she died.
You're telling that
story all wrong, Tara.
I'm just telling
him what I heard.
You forgot about Dolores.
Who's Dolores?
I hope these guys got
rid of those girls by now.
This ain't no whorehouse.
You're a funny dude.
They're probably gone by now.
Well, it's pretty quiet in here.
I guess everybody went upstairs.
Want to go up there and check
on the sleeping arrangements,
make sure those girls are gone.
All right.
I'm going to take a
piss, man, all right?
I'll see you when
I get up there.
Make sure you keep
that KY nice and hot.
Oh, f*ck off.
[SLOSHING]
f*ck.
What the f*ck, man?
Lee, Lee, he's f*cking dead!
What the f*ck are
you talking about?
f*cking dead guy in the kitchen.
There's blood everywhere.
LEE: Look out!
Cole, Dillon, open the door.
Open the door!
Beau, Vito, wake up.
Wake up!
Open the f*cking door.
Where the f*ck are you guys?
[SINISTER MUSIC]
[HUMMING]
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Listen, I'm just going
to take him home now, OK?
My baby.
Mine.
He lives here.
[THUD]
Thought I was
going to die up here.
Get me the f*ck out of here.
Calm down.
I'm going to get
you out of here.
Please get me out of here.
She's f*cking crazy.
Shh, be quiet!
There's another one downstairs.
What do you mean another one?
Twins, I think.
Come on, let's go.
What lives here?
Evil.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[GASPS]
Shh!
Quiet.
We'll just jump out the window.
No, no, no, we can't.
It's too high.
I'd rather f*cking break
my leg than die up here.
You'll break your neck.
Oh, God.
Calm down.
We're going to get
out of here, OK?
Shh.
[CAR ENGINE]
Hey, look, I'm just
going to go inside,
check everything out,
make sure everything's OK.
I'll be right back.
OK, but hurry up.
This place creeps me out.
Whatever.
No, f*ck this sh*t.
I'm out of here.
f*cking b*tch.
[EERIE MUSIC]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
What the f*ck is this room?
I don't know.
Grab a weapon.
Not scared of no
f*cking house, man.
I got this sh*t.
f*ck this.
What the f*ck?
Oh, sh*t.
[SCREAMING]
Oh my god.
What the f*ck?
They k*lled him.
Oh, shi... oh my...
[SCREAMING]
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
[SCREECHING]
No, you're our baby.
f*ck you.
I'm not your baby.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CREEPY CHIME MELODY]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.
Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?
Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register
Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?
Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register