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01x09 - Smart Tech/Whoops

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Tree City". Aired: August 1, 2022.*
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Follows Major Prickles and his overzealous team, as they try to save the citizens of Big Tree City.

01x09 - Smart Tech/Whoops

Post by bunniefuu »

Big Tree City rescue, let's go!

Big Tree City,

Big Tree City Rescue, let's go.

Big Tree City, Big Tree

City Rescue, let's go.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Don't worry, kids!

We'll get you out there in no time!

Elisa speeds will be

too late for our exams.

Yay!

Wait? I'm never late.

Save us!

Flame, prepare the water cannon.

I'm warning!

Beggy, activate the grabber.

Activate it.

Major, fire the grappling hook.

Major? Where's Major Prickles?

Major, major, are you there?

Almost. I can never remember

how this stuff works.

Oh!

Please just go!

Apologies for the delay, everyone.

Prickles is on the scene.

Right, let's rescue this school bus.

Oh.

Oh, Major, we did all we could.

They're in a better place.

Right over there! Bye, kids!

We're gonna be just in time for school!

Exams, here we come!

Ah!

That was a close one!

We really needed you.

I'm sorry, Team. I just

couldn't get anything to work.

Just look at all these buttons.

Oh, uh, uh, uh, jam.

What if I'm on a mission

that doesn't require jam?

Well, lemon card is just here.

Oh, why can't it be simpler, tricks?

I mean, what is the blazes is this one?

That's the injector seat!

Hmm.

Perhaps it could be simpler.

Keep your eyes closed.

I've totally revamped

your vehicle, Major.

Say hello to your new 4x4!

Huh?

It looks exactly the same.

Not exactly the same.

I've added this.

You've made it worse.

I've made it better.

There's no need for buttons, Major.

I've added a voice-activated

gizmo called Brian.

Brian Online.

It does everything you say.

Everything?

Everything.

Incredible.

To the briefing room.

Listen up, TV.

The city's clock cleaner has

become stuck on the minute hand.

We've five minutes

before he can't hold on.

Kit, Flame, let's roll.

Time is literally of the essence.

Move out.

Woo-hoo!

It looks so simple.

Hello.

Brian, please go.

Compliance.

Oh no!

I didn't have to press a single button.

We really better speed up though, Brian.

Compliance.

Oh, no!

We'll never make it in time!

We'll never make it in time!

Whoa!

Oh, Brian!

Do something!

Compliance!

Oh!

See you there.

Help!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

Brian! Eject your siege!

Compliance.

Help!

Oh, Brian!

Catch up!

Compliance.

Oh!

Oh!

That was incredible!

Thanks, Mr. Prickles. And Brian.

Oh, yeah, thanks, Brian.

Compliance.

Wait, we want a, Brian, please,

please, please, please, please.

Whatever it is, I want one too.

Look, Brian, is there to help

Prickles be better with technology.

Not for you lot to take.

advantage of.

Give them one tricks.

That's an order.

Please, please, please,

please, please, please, please.

Please, please, please,

please, please, please.

Look, Prickles is 4O-by-4 has the Alpha

Brian who is in charge of all the Bryans.

I link your vehicles to his system,

though it is against my better judgment.

Ah-hid my words.

We'll be in serious trouble

if it ever goes wrong.

We got a Brian!

Yay!

Aye!

Oh.

Oh, Brian, do a rescue.

Comprehance.

Strawberry, please.

Woo!

Yeah!

Excellent job.

Excellent job.

How many kids have you

saved this week, Brian?

How many kids have you

saved this week, Brian?

It'd be great to never have to

rescue another school kid again.

Never have to rescue

another school kid again.

Another school kid, never have

to rescue another school kid.

Compliance.

New command from Alpha Brian.

New command from Alpha Brian.

Oh!

On Earth, Brian!

Command from Alpha, Command from

Alpha, Command from Alpha Brian.

Oh, oh.

So, as you all might have noticed,

your vehicles have driven off.

But I need my Brian. Without him,

I'm back to being useless with tech.

Can't you control it? No.

Alpha Brian has locked

me out of the system.

So if Brian can't be controlled,

then what are they all up to?

Major. As Alpha Brian driver, what

was the last thing you said to it?

Oh, I don't know. Something

like, I never want

to have to rescue

another school kid again.

Brian does anything that Prickle says.

You can't rescue any school kids

if there aren't any schools.

Which means

The Brian's think they've been ordered

To destroy the school!

No!

This is all my fault.

Stripes try to warn us.

Uh, that was me, Major.

But I didn't listen, and

now I've at least a monster!

We need to get to the school!

How? We'll never make it on foot!

We're too late.

Hmm. I know someone who's never late.

For anything.

Here we are! The school!

It's Big Tree City Rescue!

Right outside our school!

Here come the Bryans.

Okay, team, we need to distract the

Bryans until the Major gets here.

Split up and keep him busy.

New command from Alpha

Brian, destroy the school.

Destroy this school.

Whoa! Fire! Fire over here!

Ah!

Ah!

Hey!

You're parked in a restricted area.

I'll issue you a fine!

Stop!

Hammer time!

You must destroy school.

Splash! Deploy the cones!

It's our last chance!

Must destroy school!

Must destroy school.

Must follow traffic cone.

Must follow traffic cones.

No vehicle could ever

run over a traffic cone.

No vehicle could ever

run over a traffic cone.

No. But maybe he can.

Stand aside, everyone!

I've got a Brian to stop!

Major, to take back control

of the vehicles, you need to

upload the firmware patch

from the USB stick I gave you.

Understood?

I'm sure I can figure it out.

Headshot moving in!

Intruder detected.

Whoa there! I'm the driver here!

Major! The USB stick!

Okay! Where does it go?

Up-ha-ha!

Upside down!

The devil, it's still upside down.

Ah, why does technology

never work for me?

Of course, technology never works for me!

No, it doesn't!

In fact, it always goes terribly wrong!

Can it commute?

Can it compute?

Can't compute?

And eject!

Whoa! Comply with this!

Overloading, system overload!

Comply!

And for brain down! The

network's been disrupted!

Yay!

You did it! The school is saved!

Yay!

Now we can do exams!

No!

Impressive button-mashing, Major.

Major!

Major Prickles vs Technology?

The tech never stood a chance.

Just promise us one thing!

You'll never learn how to use a computer.

Compliance!

Ah!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Come on, Flame! Use those muscles!

When we start?

We studied ages ago.

Oh, okay.

Ah!

Woo!

Wow!

Do me! Do me!

So, what are the rules?

I can't feel my hand!

Flames so strong she could juggle cars.

Flames so strong she

could lift a building?

Flame so strong she could

Um

Yep! None of you even came close

to matching our superior strength.

Our strength, Pecky, I

didn't see you beat anyone.

Why don't you ever try, Pecky?

Uh, I'm fine. I've got to save

my strength for some reason.

Maybe tomorrow.

How about now?

Wait! Wait!

Whoa!

Oh my goodness! Sorry,

sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh! Flames were too strong!

Too strong?

Yes, you're dangerous!

I don't think I'm dangerous.

You're supposed to prevent

accidents, not cause them.

Wait! Flames so strong.

Not an out splash.

Team! To the briefing room!

Listen up, team!

An underground train tunnel has collapsed

and civilians are trapped inside.

The area needs to be cleared and secured.

Tricks, reroute the trains.

Got it.

Pecky, you'll be clearing robble

from the tunnel and flame,

rescuing any trapped passengers.

Just try not to crash anyone.

Move out!

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

Okay, team!

We have to secure the tunnel and

make sure it doesn't get any worse.

I'll reroute the trends.

I'll install the support beams, then

bring the drill down and clear the rubble.

Need any help, Picky?

Not from you.

Help!

Is anyone out there?

I'll rescue the passengers.

Don't worry!

I'm coming!

I think the door is stuck!

No worries!

Stand back!

Ah, sorry, Cat.

Mr. and Mrs. Brittle can't walk far.

Can you carry them?

Sure.

I'm fragile.

Ah!

Wait!

Hold on.

There must be a safer way to carry you.

Everyone okay.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Thank you, Flame.

No worries.

All in a day's work.

Yes!

Nailed the rescue, delicate style.

I'm not dangerous.

Rescue complete, Pecky.

Totally safe?

No danger at all!

You didn't throw the passengers

through a table then?

No!

Nothing was broken!

Oh!

Oh!

Right! Almost done! I'll

be finished any second now.

Uh-huh.

Take your time! Can't be

too careful these days!

Ha ha!

Stupid strength get on there,

you massive piece of metal!

Oh!

Right! All done!

What are you doing?

What?

Oh, I guess I worked up a

sweat doing my epic rescue.

You should have seen me out there.

Flame?

Peggy?

Don't touch my drill.

Gonna clear out the last of the rubble.

Uh, meet you up top?

Uh.

Hang on.

I think something's up.

Hang on. I think

something's up with a drill.

Pecky, are you okay?

What do you think?

Don't move!

We're on it! Tricks?

I should be able to analyze the

structure of stability of the rocks.

Let me see here.

Okay, my calculations suggest there

is a way we can get Becky safely out.

Flame, you need to smash this specific

boulder with your amazing strength.

No, I don't think that's a

good idea. Strength is risky.

How about something more delicate,

like if I just take this little one?

Well, actually, that rock could

Cause more tunnel to collapse.

Okay, uh, or we could carefully

remove some of these side ones.

Actually, those are

Holding up that whole section.

Whoops.

Okay, that's not good.

This whole area is now

completely unstable.

What's going on now there?

It's okay, Becky. It's all under

control. Totally under control.

Cool major prickles.

Ah, what's the situation?

Becky is trapped underground.

And the tunnel is trapped underground.

is too unstable.

Then we'll need to dig from above.

Tricks, locate Peggy.

I'll calm her down.

Hang in there, Peggy.

Stay positive. Things don't look good.

What you mean? They don't look good.

Just come and get me out of here.

I haven't got long until the

Scanning the soil for

areas of increased rage.

Here!

Excellent. Let's get digging.

Where's the drill?

Trapped in the tunnel with Peggy?

Then we'll have to dig her

out using brute strength.

Let's dig.

Dig like our lives depend on

it, because Pecky's life does.

Come on, Flame.

Me?

Uh, best not.

Something will go wrong.

I'll evacuate the area.

Already done.

I'll clear the debris.

Blame!

What are you doing?

Use that super strength of

yours to help us dig quick.

But I'll just make things worse.

Why would you say that?

Because it's all alive.

fault.

I'm too strong.

I caused the rockfall

because I broke the drill,

and I didn't tell Peggy because

she'd hate me even more.

You broke the drill?

Nobody tell Pecky.

You know what she's

like when she's angry.

Major, leaning on your comms badge.

Flame!

I knew your strength would

cause trouble, you big blue!

Ah!

Pecky!

Becky!

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Everybody dig!

If that building collapses,

we'll never get Peggy out!

Peky out!

Peky!

We found you!

Just in time!

Get her out!

Oh, God!

Ha!

No, no use! I'm stuck!

Flame! Come and help!

Oh, no, no, no, no! I don't trust her!

Quick, get her out!

I can't hold it for long!

She's the best! We're not strong enough!

We can't pull her out!

I'll do it!

What?

What?

You've got to trust me.

Save yourselves.

Flames got this.

Get out of here!

What about you?

I've got this!

Ah!

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Flame!

That was

Incredible!

Your strength is what makes you the best.

You don't think I'm dangerous?

You're not dangerous?

You're not dangerous. You're brilliant!

Put it there!

Yeah!

Yay!

Group hug!

Squashed!

Squashed!

Squashed!

Squashed!

Hey!

You know,

You know,

You know

You

I'm

I'm

You

Thank you.