01x04 - Zeus

[bunniefuu]

-[g*nshots]

-[zombies snarling]

["Muito Romântico"

by Caetano Veloso plays]

[g*nsh*t]

One less.

I don't understand

why they keep coming here.

Actually, it's not that hard to explain.

Humans are gregarious creatures.

They need to feel part of something.

And Olympus was a temple

for a lot of people.

I don't have anything to do with this

Don't talk to me

[door closes]

I can't understand your logic

[exhales]

Oh, man

it blows my mind

how I could've stayed here for two months.

[Nina] Hmm.

Compared to those things outside,

they are kind of okay.

[g*nsh*t]

But it turns out

That I can't let myself

[pounding on door]

f*ck. f*ck.

Want to eat me, b*tch?

[snarls]

You'll have to k*ll me first.

What are you doing?

I'm going to k*ll Divina.

And get rid of you!

With a lamp?

You're a genius.

You shouldn't break it.

I'm not, I'm just turning it

into something else.

Like recycling it?

Like [grunts]

making a spear, so I can stab it

in someone's head.

There is not a single force

To silence me

[g*nsh*t]

Hey! From here to the gate,

it's all clear!

I am who I am

I don't sugarcoat it

All I want is a perfect bigger chord

With everyone able to shine in a song

I only sing what can't be silenced

Our words are very romantic

[Ana] You drive like your father.

-You mean I'm a bad driver.

-No, slow driver.

At least he was there to teach me.

Sorry, Mom.

I know you were working to support us.

I wish I could tell you

that if I could go back in time,

I'd do things differently.

But that would be a lie.

You know what my father said about you

before he died?

What?

That we are who we are.

Yeah, well, in that case,

I'm an unemployed workaholic.

[both chuckle]

[suspenseful music plays]

Stop the car, Léo.

A roadblock. It's the police.

I wish.

[Veronica] Japanese.

[Marcos] Barbecue.

[TK] Feijoada.

Beans with meat

Oh, man, I'd do anything for some now.

[Veronica] Instagram.

Tinder.

Yeah!

-Like, "I'm alive. Like me."

-[laughing]

[TK] Or

"The last man on Earth.

Take it or leave it."

I'd be in for it.

[zombie Divina snarling]

Come on, you will help me.

-Wait!

-You know what this is, right?

-A doorknob. You turn it--

-I know what it is.

Great, perfect.

You'll turn it when I tell you to do so.

-I don't like this.

-Shut up and listen to me!

That is, if you still wanna see

the fiancé you cheated on!

When I say go, you open the door,

and then slam it shut.

As she tries to get in,

you'll trap her with the door. Got it?

-But I--

-Say it: "Yes, Zeus, I got it."

as*h*le!

Ready?

-I don't know.

-Do this,

or we'll sh*t in the trash can

till we starve.

What's it gonna be?

So let's k*ll this b*tch.

Get ready.

Come on, focus, don't screw up,

for God's sake.

One, two, three Go!

[all yelling, screaming]

[screams]

Here's your salary raise, you b*tch!

Take that! Take it!

Oh, my god!

You k*lled Divina!

I should've done this before.

POLICE

You are Congressman Levi, aren't you?

Did you vote for me?

Were you arrested,

or are you the head of the g*ng?

[c*ck g*n]

Respect his authority.

-Hey!

-Hey, my a*s!

I drained the last drop.

-Will it take long?

-That was the last gallon, princess.

You'd abandon two civilians

in the middle of nowhere, without gas?

Unfortunately, this is necessary.

It was nice meeting you two.

God bless you.

You don't know where to go, right?

So you'll be driving around

-till you're out of gas again?

-Léo.

We know a place with food, protection,

and satellite communication.

What place would that be?

[suspenseful music plays]

[Jessica] I have a bad feeling.

[Brandão] Nothing can be worse

than being stuck in a room with you.

-[zombie snarls]

-[Jessica and Brandão scream]

[Brandão] Help! Help!

[both continue screaming]

f*ck!

What is this place?

-[dial tone drones]

-Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

sh*t!

So is this where

you guys control everything?

It was.

[gasps] Look, they are alive!

TK! My sweet TK!

I don't know that girl.

Is she new?

[feedback whines]

[contestants laughing, chatting]

-[Marcos] Wait.

-Silence!

Who said that?

It's the rescue team. They came for us.

No,

you shitty gods.

Who's that?

Brandão, is that you?

Yes.

Bia, right?

Nina.

[pounding at door]

So, "Nena," we're stuck

in the control room.

[Nina] Who is "we"?

Hi, TK. Hi.

Jessi? You're alive.

[Jessica]

I was stuck in a room with this monster.

He took a dump in a trash can,

-can you believe it?

-What's your f*cking problem?

Enough! You guys need to come and save us.

We have a f*cking chupacabra

waiting for us in the hallway!

-[TK] Any way you can defend yourselves?

-No.

That's a r*fle behind you, isn't it?

Use that to come here

and rescue us.

I can k*ll the m*therf*ckers from a roof,

but I won't tackle them head-on. I'm out.

[Brandão] Go milk the sheep,

you f*cking cowboy.

-What's he doing?

-What?

Open this f*cking door now!

- This guy's kidding around with us, right?

-Don't!

"Give a man power,

and you'll see who he is."

f*ck you, Augusto!

-[loud alarm wailing]

-[Brandão] Take this, m*therf*ckers!

Take this!

Take this!

-What are you doing?

-Getting us out of here!

I'm getting us out of here, girl!

-[thunder rumbles]

-This is Zeus.

And I'm going to bother you all

for the rest of your lives.

[thunder rumbles]

-[show theme blares]

-Enough, Brandão!

Whose house do you think this is,

you bunch of shitheads?

-Who do you think you are?

-I'll go!

I'll come get you!

[thunder rumbles]

[exhales]

[Brandão] Zeus

is merciful.

[Marcos] You lost your mind, TK?

Are you mad?

Bring this crazy as*h*le here?

Jessica is there with that idiot.

I won't leave her there. Sorry.

I'll go with you.

Are you crazy, Nina?

We have g*ns, and they don't.

Marcos.

Do you know how to use this?

If that idiot Marcos knows

[TK exhales]

[door opens]

-TK!

-Hey! Jessica.

What took you so f*cking long?

What's the plan to get out of this hell?

Am I invisible?

I'm f*cking talking to you.

I'm your boss, girl!

What are you looking for, the soccer game?

Marcos heard someone on the car radio.

-Who?

-He was speaking a foreign language.

-What did they say?

-How would I f*cking know?!

A foreign voice, that's a good sign.

-We should go to the airport.

-Forget it.

Why?

Because we're stuck in here.

It's the most stupid idea

-I have ever heard.

-[Léo] Of course not.

My mom planned the studio,

all the communications and everything.

And can we ask for help from there?

Robson.

If we're lucky, we can use

the communication channel from the show.

-You know how to do this, ma'am?

-Yes.

I'm the only one who knows.

Do you understand?

Anything happens to my son,

and you'll steal gas

and live in a car for life.

Okay.

Well, just so you know

we can only fit one more in the back.

[officer] Come in. f*ck, come on!

No need to be scared.

She's all bark and no bite.

[dramatic music plays]

f*ck!

Your fan club.

There's too many of them.

Beyond that gate, it's hell.

Guys, this is Brandão,

the director of Olympus.

[Augusto] Ah, Zeus, in person.

I'm so f*cking hungry!

Everybody is hungry,

but we need to ration the food.

Ration? How long are these parasites

planning to stay?

That's the problem. We don't know.

No, no! Not here. I'm trying to quit.

Chill, old man.

Where's the jam, delivery boy?

He's a monster.

-This sucks.

-And the magic word?

Shove it!

Why were you arrested?

Not talking?

I filmed and posted the cop

snorting cocaine during the riots.

[snorts loudly]

Give me some.

Son of a b*tch broke my camera.

The congressman convinced the officer

to keep me here

as bait for the dead.

[all snarling]

[Augusto] "And death and Hades

gave up the dead that were in them,

and each person was judged

according to what they had done."

Revelation. It's in the Bible.

Really?

-So God is punishing us?

-I didn't do anything.

Everybody did something

for the world to end up like this.

Oh, my god.

Are the deities comfortable?

-Do you need anything?

-[Veronica] It was better

before you showed up.

This year, we really surpassed ourselves.

We managed to gather together

a group of the most useless people

-in the history of Brazilian TV.

-Another cigarette, Brandão?

Yes, Lara.

Nina!

We need to get out of here.

All this time outside,

and you come back with the same idea?

No, you moron.

I was outside staring at our solution.

-You have the car key, right?

-What about the gate?

Do you think they will stay away

from the voice of Zeus?

And this is what I decided, delivery boy.

-So what's your idea, genius?

-Distract them.

How?

They eat meat, right?

So

let's give meat to these m*therf*ckers.

There is a big fillet right there.

[Brandão] We're going to--

[Veronica]

You will not give them Madonna's body!

No, no. That would be stupid.

We have to cut her in pieces first.

-What?

-We will give them little pieces.

Let's lead these beasts

away from the gate.

Like Hansel and Gretel.

No, we can't do that with Madonna's body.

No f*cking way, you psychopath.

In some Himalayan communities,

the dead are cut in pieces

to be offered to the vultures.

I mean

it wouldn't be the first time.

[wet squelching]

Top sirloin!

What, are you guys grossed out?

As if you've never been to a barbecue?

Look at this.

This is the best cut of beef.

Guys, aren't you gonna do anything

to stop him?

"I won't get dirty."

You can all shake your asses on TV

for two months,

but now you're full of decency?

Go to hell, all of you!

[all snarling]

["Muito Romântico"

by Caetano Veloso plays]

There is not a single force

To silence me

[TK] Are we going to let this crazy idiot

go ahead with this absurd plan?

Because that's what we're doing.

Time will tell I was right

I only sing what needs to be sung

What needs to be sung

I am who I am

I don't sugarcoat it

All I want is a perfect bigger chord

With everyone able to shine in a song

I only sing what can't be silenced

Our words are very romantic

[ominous music plays]