02x06 - Pisces

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Being on your own has its perks.

I'll tell you how to work it right

Oh girl, trust my generosity

Woop! Woop!

What I want

No one bothering you

when you're trying to relax.

DAVIDE SARDI

NO NEW MESSAGES

No one asking you to change the music.

Yeah!

Woop! Woop!

Why do the good girls

Go for the bad boys?

No one telling you what to eat.

But we end up being toys

And no one dumping

their emotional baggage on you.

Go for the bad boys?

We only mean good

But we end up being toys

'Cause when I walk out the door

I know you won't give a damn

CONTACTS

DAVIDE

CALL

or who I really am

All you want is my magic

The number

you have dialed is unavailable.

Dammit!

So let me say, "Have a nice day!"

- Cristina.

- This is all your fault.

You've brainwashed him.

Did I?

PISCES

He tied himself up

to the heater in our living room.

He won't move until I forgive him.

He did what?

He said you put him up to this.

That actions are more important

than words.

But what I meant was

I said he should've thought about that

before getting me pregnant

and having an affair

with one of his students.

f*cking actions!

Actions got me into this mess.

Who has the key for the chain he, um

He does.

But the lock got jammed,

and he can't even free himself,

that imbecile!

Don't you have

any sun-dried tomatoes?

Hmm.

Or salami?

I thought you were a vegetarian.

Mmm, I need meat.

Okay, Cristina, come. Sit here.

Come here. Eat this,

and start from the beginning.

I mean,

is Carlo still chained up?

Mm-hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm!

Hello?

Hello. Good afternoon.

Is this Alice Bassi?

Look, if this is a marketing call

No, look, my name's Valentino Felice,

I'm a TV producer based in Rome.

If it's Carlo, I'm not setting him free.

Well, I run Suit&Tie Productions.

This morning,

I read an interview on La Stampa

about you and your shows,

very interesting.

- Ah!

- I'd love to know a little more about you

- Yes.

- because we're looking for new talent.

And, I don't know, I believe your profile

is what we're after.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, okay.

Amazing. Look, I'll be in Turin on Monday.

Shall we meet up?

Of course, Mr. Felice.

Perfect. As soon

as I have my schedule for Turin,

I'll let you know when we can meet.

Sure.

Miss Bassi,

it was a pleasure talking to you,

- and I look forward to meeting you.

- Excuse me.

Same for me, Mr. Felice.

Thanks for reaching out to me.

Oh, excuse me, just one last question.

Yeah?

What star sign are you?

Ah, always on the job.

I'm a Pisces.

Pisces have no problem admitting

that they're in love with you.

But you'll never know if it's true.

They're creative,

unpredictable,

and act impulsively.

And there's nothing stopping them

from plunging headfirst into you.

Beware, though,

as there's also

nothing stopping a Pisces

from looking for

a more rewarding relationship

as soon as they have hit the water.

Because

they're always on the lookout

for a more refreshing partner

to dive into.

Phew.

Always.

Well, then?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

"Valentino Felice" you said?

Okay, let me look him

and his production company up.

He better be the real deal.

To be honest, I feel a bit weird.

Somehow, it feels like

I'm cheating on him.

Him who?

Davide.

Have you heard from him?

Did he call you

after your dinner with Barbara?

Seriously, honey,

don't lose out on this opportunity.

Does it seem normal to you?

He saw us together.

He knows we talked.

And not even a word?

Nothing that man has done so far

seems normal to me.

Am I wrong?

Hmm.

How's it going with your new roommate?

Mmm.

I swear I would have never imagined

Cristina to be so messy.

And I can't even say anything

because she's literally about to pop.

Well, I know exactly how she feels.

The problem is that

Cristina doesn't believe

that someone like Carlo can grow up.

And do you believe he can?

I believe what I see, you know?

I took this before setting him free.

Even though Cristina

turned up the heat,

he still had love for her

in his eyes. Look.

The mysterious ways of love.

Hey.

Build me a paper plane

I'll fly it all day

Give me a time and place

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

Good morning. This place is incredible.

Right? It's even better than the photos.

It's just gorgeous.

Everything's ready in the hall. We'll get

the last few things and meet you there.

Excellent.

Ah, by the way,

do you know where I can find Davide?

You may find him at the production desk.

All right, thanks.

Don't need a hundred dollar bill

To make it stay

Build me a paper plane

I'll fly it all day

Hey!

We got 24 hours and a minute

What the hell

Are you gonna do with it

Good morning.

Good morning.

No.

I want the wig the way I asked.

Can't you see?

Look where we are.

This is a hunting manor, all right?

I want to rehearse with the wig on.

Otherwise, It makes no sense.

Marlin, please, there's no point

in wearing the wig now.

Plus, I still have to put the flowers

and birds on it, like you asked.

I'm sorry.

Hadn't we agreed on a Zodiac theme?

Stars and planets?

Yes, yes, sure,

but I wanted something a bit more

more majestic, like a rooster.

I mean, today we're live,

right girls?

Yes, exactly.

Stars and planets

will be perfect. Trust me.

So no c*ck?

No c*ck.

Okay,

but you should know

that you are holding back my creativity!

Hmph!

Let's go.

Oh, excuse me,

have you guys seen Davide?

- No.

- He may be at the production desk.

Oh! I said c*ck.

Now stop!

- Good morning, everyone.

- Good morning, Alice.

- Hello, Alice.

- Hello.

Uh,

have you seen Davide?

Uh, no.

Thanks.

Oh, Enrico!

Alice, hello.

How come you're around?

Why are you surprised to see me?

Didn't they tell you?

Tell me what?

They asked me to come back.

I mean, Davide asked me back,

at least until they find a replacement.

Um,

replacement?

Come with me for a sec.

I'm really surprised

he didn't tell you that he was leaving.

Where to?

Apparently, he got a big job opportunity

in Hong Kong.

Holy sh*t!

So he asked me to replace him

for this live special.

He also told me

that it was a really

difficult decision for him to make.

What the f*ck?

He was very clear on one thing, though.

You're in charge.

This is your show,

so I'll do whatever you say.

Sure.

Look at this.

Wonderful, isn't it?

- Well, I'd like to show you something

- Alice, you're going crazy.

Give me a minute.

Sure.

I need that coffee, please.

Is it ready, guys?

Bring those lights, please?

Come on. We haven't got much time.

This is exactly

what we're talking about

Oh sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!

That side

Miss Bassi, are you okay?

Do you need some water?

Yes.

- Olmo.

- Yes, I'm coming.

- Some water.

- Some water, please.

Are you okay, Alice?

Yes.

Look at all the beauty.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah, I love it. This is amazing.

Do you want to try this on?

Yes, that one.

- Which one are we on?

- We're on four.

Maybe we can talk

more about this tonight.

Enjoy some good wine?

Are you okay?

How is it going?

It's going well.

Do you need anything?

No. I just forgot to tell you

that Davide left

and he won't be there today.

He got that job in Hong Kong.

Yes, I just found out.

Yeah, I'm so sorry,

with everything that was going on,

I just

I understand.

- What channel are we on?

- Hey, Olmo.

- Four.

- Perfect.

Good morning, my dear troops.

- Good morning.

- Morning.

- How about we do a rehearsal?

- Is that Carlo?

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Well, tell him he's

- Olmo, are you ready?

- Yep.

tell him he's an as*h*le.

I'll tell him in a minute.

But until then,

you're gonna sit back,

and enjoy the show.

Yeah.

See you.

Was that Cristina?

Mm-hmm.

Is she at your house?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, are we all ready?

- Yeah.

- Let's go.

Five,

and four,

three,

two

one,

jingle.

Stars of Love

Stars of Love

Stars of Love

Stars of Love

Stars of Love

Stars of Love

This hairdo is just sublime.

Let me quote the great astrologist

and philosopher from the Renaissance,

Marsilio Ficino.

This century

All right, Sergio, camera C. A bit closer.

Turn it up a bit.

and astrology,

as well as poetry, grammar, rhetoric,

sculpture, architecture, and music too.

Today, we're so honored

to have all of this available to us!

Today, with the help of the stars,

our amazing contestants

will manage to find love

in the most magical way ever.

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- Ladies

- And gentlemen

Welcome to the special edition

of Stars of Love!

Please welcome

our first contestant! Woo!

- Here she is.

- Welcome!

Put your hands

- Excuse me, okay? I'm gonna go to the set.

- Okay.

Our wonderful Cristina.

Wonderful, truly.

But

The first star sign competing today

is none other than a Leo.

The feline, the predator,

the regal star sign

WE WERE A GREAT TEAM.

YOU WERE WRONG TO LEAVE.

for the first time ever

on our show

TOGETHER WE COULD HAVE GONE FAR.

we have a group

of beautiful guests that includes

both men and women

to celebrate the rivers of love

flowing through the entire known universe.

Move towards Lisa.

Put your hands together,

and again, welcome to you all!

Ladies, you created

a magic world especially for us

and everyone watching at home right now.

And I also want to point out,

that we have turned Marlin

into a modern Marie Antoinette.

Do you think Marlin ever heard

of Marie Antoinette?

Thank you, although Marie Antoinette

had issues managing her finances

and had extravagant taste,

she was actually responsible

for the overthrow

of the Monarchy in France

that happened in the year 1792.

Therefore, I'm not sure I should take it

as a compliment.

Well, I guess,

please bring cake to our queen, guys.

Cake! Bring some cake!

Now you can stay on Marlin

a bit more, huh?

Now admire

the amazingly mixed galaxy we have today

and tell us, what are the signs

that you like the most.

Taurus.

Let's start with Taurus!

A round of applause for our Taurus.

- What's your name?

- Luca.

I HEARD ABOUT THE JOB OFFER.

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WILL BE MISSED.

Luca! Luca, It's a pleasure, sir,

to have you with us at the palace today.

- Our second star sign is an Aries.

- I'm an Aries.

- And her name is?

- Alice.

Alice.

Well, Alice is a sacred name here

at Stars of Love,

because it's our creator's name,

Alice Bassi!

Please put your hands together

in her honor!

- Thanks!

- Good job, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Well done!

- The audience likes this stuff, right?

- Yeah, yeah.

Yes.

- Seriously?

- Very interesting.

- Very nice.

- Oh, all right.

- Hmm?

- Yes.

Bye.

Bye.

- Goodbye.

- See ya.

Bonjour.

Hello.

What are you doing?

As in what?

Oh.

This is none of your business.

You remember my birth chart

drawn by Klauzen?

Cruelty and selfishness

deeply hurt me, Tio.

And?

Just relax, all right?

I've got no intention of hurting her.

I'm referring to Andrea.

What about Andrea?

You know what about Andrea.

Everything, Tio.

- No.

- Yes, and you know it.

All right, I don't want to talk about it.

Okay?

Wait, why not?

I think we should talk about Andrea.

Better to talk about him

than pretend nothing happened,

and flirt with the first person

you bump into.

Hi.

Did you like it?

He called my mother

to tell her it's still on.

What are we talking about, Cristina?

I'm confused.

He told her, "Cristina was joking.

Of course the wedding will go ahead."

"Of course"? What the f*ck?

I'll never marry you, man!

Okay.

Can we please talk about this

when I get home?

Your mother will understand.

No. No one will understand.

Oh!

Also,

it looks like

I'm beginning to go into labor.

Wait, what?

Yes, hurry!

- Okay. I'll be right there.

- Okay.

Sorry, have you guys seen Carlo?

- No.

- No?

Okay.

Maybe he's in the office?

I'll just go. I'll just go.

Oh, Sergio!

Sorry, have you seen Carlo?

No.

Thanks.

Alice, there you are.

Enrico.

Listen, I wanted to tell you

how proud I am of you and of the show.

It's amazing. I mean it.

Oh, thanks a lot.

I'm sorry, but I've really got to go now.

Oh, have you seen Carlo?

He just left. He said he had

something really important to do.

More important than the fact

that his fiancée is about to give birth?

Okay, thanks.

Nobody move, nobody get it?

First person move

First person feeling it

So fill up your purse

'Cause my verse is about empty it

Bye.

All get crunked

Get up or get jumped

'Cause when this sh*t drops

My pockets get

- Where are you going?

- Cristina is having the baby!

Now?

At my place!

I advise my contenders, to surrender

Move so the truth can enter

Come and let this liquor

f*ck up your liver

I advise my contenders, to

Cristina?

Cristina?

Cristina!

What

False alarm.

Listen to me, Cristina.

I've really enjoyed

having you as a roommate

these last few days,

but we need to find a solution

to the situation with Carlo.

Mm-mm.

Yes, we do.

But not now.

I've got to run.

Where are you going?

I've got a meeting

with that producer, remember?

- Mm-hmm.

- The one who called me the other day.

He's in Turin and we're meeting

at the Carlina Cafe for a drink.

Cristina, please,

come to the window.

I know you're there.

Forgive me!

I love you, baby. This song is for you!

- Hmm?

- Oh my little kitten

What is that?

let's not cancel

- This wonderful wedding has to happen

- It's Carlo!

Our love is immense

Like an ocean of water

Please, let's walk together

Holding hands to the altar

This song is for you! It's about our love!

I know I behaved

Like a rotten scoundrel

That's because we men

Are weak and fallible

But through the mistakes

I've had to ensue

I discovered the strength

Of my love for you

In order to get you

There's nothing I wouldn't abide

I would walk the aisle

Dressed like the bride

I'd go to Bodrato

And quit my job

For you, my love

I'd do that and much more

- Keep going, man!

- That's awesome!

I know that Carlo always, um,

makes kind of questionable decisions,

but the truth is that he needs you.

I'll throw myself

From the highest tower

He needs both of you.

Oh f*ck!

f*ck me! f*ck me! f*ck me!

I'm gonna go get the car.

I love you, Cristina! Marry me, my love!

How sweet.

- Here I am.

- Woo.

I'm ready. Come.

Okay. One

- Two

- Two

- Three four

- Three

- What's going on?

- What do you think, Einstein?

Oh my God!

Oh my God! He's coming!

- My baby is coming!

- Yes!

I don't want him in the car.

I don't want him in the car!

- He won't get in the car.

- What do you mean I can't get in the car?

You, you can't get in the car!

Cristina, he's our baby.

- I can't not

- Go, Carlo!

He's our baby, Cristina!

It's all your fault!

Let's go to the hospital.

There.

What can I do, Alice?

My bike. You know where it is. Go!

- Huh?

- Go, Carlo! Come on!

But

I get that runner's high

Oh my God!

Shoo!

I don't want to have a baby anymore!

I think that's impossible.

It hurts! It hurts!

Cristina, don't push.

Don't push! No, no, no!

Don't push!

Wait. Sorry. Excuse me.

Move, you dumb f*ck!

- It's Carlo!

- Go. Pass me, pass me!

- I'm here. I'm coming.

- Carlo!

Honey, I'm here.

I'm right here. You're doing great.

Go away!

Cristina, you're the best thing that's

ever happened to me. I love you.

f*ck you!

That's right.

Let it all out, honey!

Go away!

- I love you!

- sh*t! sh*t!

I love you! You got this!

One, two, three!

sh*t!

Cristina, I love you!

You're my hero! Women are heroes!

- What are you doing?

- Hurry, hurry!

- What's wrong?

- She's gonna give birth. Hurry up!

- I don't want to poop myself!

- Just breathe.

- Breathe, honey!

- My phone.

Okay, let go of my arm.

- Call an ambulance!

- Okay. All right. I'm calling.

Keep breathing, Cristina!

It's nothing. Nothing, nothing.

Well, my girlfriend is giving birth.

It's going well. I'm calling an ambulance.

Keep breathing. Just breathe.

Hello? Yes, look, it's urgent,

my girlfriend is having a baby in our car.

Ah!

Please hurry. We're in Corso Trento.

A woman's giving birth! My girlfriend.

- Honey, they're coming.

- Go away!

Fine, fine. I'll leave.

- Go away!

- Okay.

You're okay. Keep breathing.

- Breathe. Okay, okay.

- Here they are.

Here! She's here!

- Here! Here!

- We're here!

It's fine.

- Keep breathing. Keep breathing!

- She's giving birth to my baby, my son.

Okay. What's your name? Keep breathing.

You're gonna give birth here, okay?

We don't have time.

Don't worry. Keep breathing.

There's not enough time. Calm down.

Keep breathing. You're doing a great job!

Hello?

Hey, Alice, it's Valentino.

I watched the show today.

Very, very amusing.

Oh, I I

You remember our meeting, right?

I'm here waiting for you. Where are you?

Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Felice.

But I can't make it.

Hold on, don't say anymore.

You're playing hard to get.

Fine. So, here's my offer.

We want you.

So I am willing to offer

twice your salary at Dora TV,

and a two-year contract

as creative producer with us.

Well, what do you say?

Hmm?

You did amazing.

Hello.

Oh my goodness!

He is so adorable. How sweet!

Oh my gosh, he's so cute.

Hey!

- He's opened his eyes. Hi, Lorenzo.

- Hello.

Aw!

Hi.

Oh my God, how cute.

Hi.

What should I do?

What do you mean?

You have to take it.

Of course, you have to.

Davide left Dora TV

without even saying goodbye to you.

Hey, you don't owe him anything. Hmm?

Yes, I know.

But it's in Rome.

It means I'll have

to give up my apartment.

You'll find an even better one.

Plus, I'd be far from you two.

Oh gosh.

If that's what

you're really worried about, relax.

Don't stress. We'll visit regularly.

Every two days.

Two hours?

By the way,

Lorenzo is magnificent. Look.

So gorgeous.

Ali.

Hey.

Your taxi is waiting.

Yes, just a moment.

I can't believe

I'm actually leaving.

Don't be scared.

Everything will be all right.

I promise you.

That's not the promise I want you to make.

I want you to promise me

that you won't be scared either.

I'm not.

I'm not scared.

Andrea.

When you met him,

you told me you felt as if

you were sailing in uncharted waters.

And I know that the sea is scary.

So scary that sometimes

you feel like swimming back ashore

and staying where

you can touch the bottom.

It's useless, though, Tio.

Because people like us love the sea.

The deepest

the scariest kind of sea.

The one that makes you feel more alive

than anything else in the world.

People like us can't settle for puddles.

ONE MONTH LATER

As Seneca once said,

"Every new beginning comes

from some other beginning's end."

- Awesome.

- Great job.

- Break.

- Okay, cut!

Lunch break, thanks.

Great job, you guys. Thank you!

Good job, guys.

Hey.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Alice!

Happy birthday to you!

Why don't you say happy birthday

to your auntie Alice.

- Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!

- Thanks, guys. I miss you so much.

We miss you too,

little Libra with Leo rising.

As promised,

we're having a party in your honor.

Ta-da!

- Thanks.

- Happy birthday, Ali.

- May I have a coffee, please?

- Sure thing, Alice.

Happy birthday! Forgive me.

I didn't know.

I just heard the conversation.

- Thanks.

- We'll celebrate, right?

- Of course. Absolutely, thank you!

- Excuse me, one sec. Just one sec.

- So, how's it going in Rome? Any gossip?

- More than anything, how's the show going?

Um, it's going well.

It's fun.

Much more pressure,

definitely many more people to deal with.

Uh, Miss Bassi

your coffee.

Alice?

Hello? What's going on, Ali? Are you okay?

Uh

Um

Hi.

Alice?

I'll call you back.

Okay. Hmm.

Before you say anything, let me talk.

I went to the other side of the world

hoping that this way

I would have all the time to think.

And yet, I kept staring at the sky

looking for the stars.

But I couldn't see them.

I even asked why I couldn't see them

in the sky over Hong Kong.

And they told me

that it's because of all the smog.

But I don't think that

was really the reason.

I, uh

I think the stars are very upset with me

because of how stupid I was to let you go.

But now I'm back

because I'd really like to be forgiven.

By the stars.

And you're the only person

who can help me.

Would you be willing

to please put in a good word

for this Leo

with Libra rising?

Twenty-second of August,

11:05.

In the morning.

Not evening.

Because I'm told it's pretty importa

Shh!

I've always dreamt of saying this.

You had me at "hello."

I knew

When you told me

You don't wanna go home tonight

And you tried to just shrug it off

When I asked why

Somebody hurt you

Somebody hurt you

But you're here by my side

And I knew

'Cause I can recall

When I was the one in your seat

I still got the scars

And they occasionally bleed

'Cause somebody hurt me

Somebody hurt me

But I'm staying alive

And I can tell

When you get nervous

You think being yourself

Means being unworthy

And it's hard to love

With a heart that's hurting

But if you want to go out dancing

I know a place, ooh

I know a place we can go

Yeah!

Where everyone

Gonna lay down their weapon

Lay down their weapon

Just give me trust

And watch what'll happen

'Cause I know, ooh

I know a place we can run

Yeah!

Where everyone

Gonna lay down their weapon

Lay down their weapon

Don't you be afraid

Of love and affection

Just lay down your weapon

Right now

It's like you're carrying

All the weight of your past

I could feel the bruises

Yellow, dark blue, and black

But baby a bruise is

Only your body

Tryna keep you intact

So right now

I think we should go get drunk

On cheap wine

I think we should hop on

The purple line

'Cause maybe our purpose

Is to never give up

when we're on the right track

And I can tell

When you get nervous

You think being yourself

Means being unworthy

And it's hard to love

With a heart that's hurting

But if you want to go out dancing

I know a place, ooh

I know a place we can go

Yeah!

Where everyone

Gonna lay down their weapon

Lay down their weapon

Just give me trust

And watch what'll happen

'Cause I know, ooh

I know a place we can run

Yeah!

Where everyone

Gonna lay down their weapon

Lay down their weapon

Don't you be afraid

Of love and affection

Just lay down your weapon

Just lay down your weapon

They will try to make you unhappy

Don't let them

They will try to tell you

You're not free, don't listen

I, I know a place

Where you don't need protection

Even if it's only in my imagination

I know a place we can go

Where everyone

Gonna lay down their weapon