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02x01 - Along Came a Goddess

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I've Been k*lling Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level". Aired: April 10, 2021.*
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Azusa Aizawa, a 27 years old woman, died on work site due to overworking.

02x01 - Along Came a Goddess

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Narration,Azusa NAR: Aizawa Azusa, age .

Aizawa AzusaAge Twenty-Seven

Corporate sl*ve

Narration,Azusa NAR: Corporate sl*ve.

Narration,Azusa NAR: I sacrificed love, fun, and everything else

Narration,Azusa NAR: to live only for my career.

Narration,Azusa NAR: Whatever happened to the Labor Standards Act?

Narration,Azusa NAR: Then, one day...

Worked to Death

Narration,Azusa NAR: However!

Narration,Azusa NAR: Thanks to a very kind goddess...

Narration,Azusa NAR: I was reincarnated in another world as an immortal witch!

Narration,Azusa NAR: One who's forever seventeen, at that!

Narration,Azusa NAR: I went on to enjoy a slow life in a little house in the highlands,

Narration,Azusa NAR: doing nothing but k*lling slimes for years...

Title: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My LevelSeason

Narration,Azusa NAR: and before I knew it, I'd maxed out my level!

Narration,Azusa NAR: And after I lived alone all those years,

Narration,Azusa NAR: I met lots of wonderful new companions, one after another...

Laika Red Dragon Girl

Falfa Slime Spirit (Older Sister)

Shalsha Slime Spirit (Younger Sister)

Text: Halkara Elf Apothecary

Text: Flatorte Blue Dragon Girl

Text: Rosalie Ghost Girl

Text: }Fatla Leviathan Secretary (Older Sister)

Text: }Beelzebub High Demon

Text: }Pecora Demon King

Text: }Vania Leviathan Secretary (Younger Sister)

Narration,Azusa NAR: And before I knew it, I had a family!

Main - Top,Azusa: Morning!

Main - Top,Rosalie: Good morning, Sister!

Azusa: Morning!

Falfa/Shalsha: Morning, Mama!

Main - Top,Azusa: Morning!

Main - Top,Laika: Good morning, Lady Azusa.

Laika: Here you go.

Laika: You're late, Flatorte!

Laika: Honestly, you do this every single day!

Halkara: Good morning!

Azusa: Let's eat!

Along Came a Goddess

Azusa: Laika, this bread is delicious!

Laika: I was able to procure some fine cheese,

Laika: so I put a bit on top and toasted it.

Laika: I recommend drizzling on some honey to taste.

Halkara: It's such a nice combination!

Flatorte: Not bad at all!

Laika: Please eat more slowly!

Falfa: The honey's so sweet and yummy!

Shalsha: It makes me feel so happy.

Halkara: It's so nice out today.

Halkara: It makes me want to go out and wander around.

Azusa: Oh, right.

Azusa: Laika, I'd like to make the long trip to the southern forest today.

Azusa: Could you give me a ride?

Laika: Yes, of course, Lady Azusa!

Halkara: In that case, I'll accompany you, too.

Halkara: The southern forest has some great mushrooms!

Rosalie: Why do you want to go to a place so far away?

Azusa: I want to gather medicinal herbs.

Azusa: I gotta act like a witch sometimes, y'know?

Azusa: I didn't know there was a place like this near the forest!

Halkara: It's a type of produce called "rice."

Halkara: It should be just about ready to harvest.

Azusa INT: So they have rice in this world, too!

Azusa: What's that?

Halkara: Those are red beans.

Halkara: They soften when you boil them.

Azusa: I guess they're similar to azuki beans?

Azusa: Azuki...

Azusa: I know!

Azusa: Okay!

Laika: I bought lots of red beans...

Laika: And this is flour, right?

Azusa: You guys don't seem very familiar with rice.

Halkara: Are you going to cook something, Master?

Azusa: Yep!

Azusa: I thought I'd make something sweet for Falfa and Shalsha.

Laika: That's wonderful!

Azusa: I'll use the beans to make anko first.

Halkara: Anko? What is that?

Azusa: Where are Falfa and Shalsha?

Rosalie: They're both having their nap.

Rosalie: And... Sister Flatorte, as well.

Azusa: Okay, then, let's do this while they're asleep!

Azusa: Will you three help me out?

Laika: Yes!

Rosalie: You got it!

Main - Top,Halkara: You can count on us!

Rosalie: Oh... So these are manju?

Laika: They have quite an interesting shape.

Azusa: Hmm... This isn't quite right...

Rosalie: How about these?

Azusa: Uh, no. Not even close.

Laika: W-Well, I don't think they're so bad...

Halkara: But they could stand to be a bit less dry.

Flatorte: You might want to add more moisture to the dough to make it softer!

Azusa: Flatorte! When did you come in here?!

Flatorte: Cooking is a series of repeated failures and successes.

Flatorte: Master, give it another try!

Azusa: Right...

Azusa: Everyone, let's try again!

Laika/Halkara: Okay!

Flatorte: Right!

Main - Top,Rosalie: You got it!

Laika: Please wrap them more carefully!

Flatorte: Red Dragons are such sticklers for detail.

Flatorte: You can be approximate with this kind of thing.

Azusa: All right! These look great!

Falfa: Ooh, something smells yummy!

Azusa: Perfect timing!

Falfa: What are these?

Shalsha: I've never seen them before.

Azusa: They're a sweet, tasty snack called manju.

Azusa: The others helped me make them.

Azusa: Try some!

Shalsha: It's warm.

Falfa: Yay! Let's eat!

Falfa: I love it! It's so good!

Shalsha: What a wholesome flavor. It warms my heart.

Ka-zing

Azusa: I could die happy right now!

Azusa: This might be what I've been living for these past years!

Falfa: Amazing, Mama! You're so good at making sweets!

Shalsha: It's so delicious, I'm shaking.

Laika: What a gentle flavor.

Laika: The sweet beans stuffed inside the soft dough—

Flatorte: These are good! I could keep eating them forever!

Halkara: Master, you could sell these!

Azusa: Uh, really? You think they'd sell?

Falfa: Hey, Mama! These look kinda like slimes!

Falfa: They might looks cute with faces on them!

Azusa: People of Flatta!

Shalsha: Behold the sweet, delicious snack

Shalsha: made with care by the Witch of the Highlands, "Snack Slimes."

Falfa: On sale now!

Natalie: Witch of the Highlands!

Natalie: Have you come up with some new product?

Azusa: Natalie! I appreciate all you do at the guild.

Azusa: Try one!

Natalie: Oh, what cute sweets!

VillagerA: They're shaped like slimes!

VillagerB: You're right!

Falfa: Come on, everyone! Try some!

Natalie: Wow! It's delicious! What is this?!

VillagerA: A soft bread filled with beans boiled until they're sweet...

VillagerB: It's like nothing I've ever had before!

Falfa: If you like them, buy some, okay?

Azusa: Falfa's really good at handling customers.

Azusa: She was the one who suggested offering samples, too.

Shalsha: My sister spares no effort when playing pretend.

Shalsha: Even when she imitated a grasshopper,

Shalsha: she closely observed how they jump and everything.

Azusa INT: This isn't pretend, though...

Azusa INT: We're dealing with customers for real.

Natalie: I'll take a box! No, two boxes!

VillagerC: Three boxes for me!

Azusa: Here you go.

VillagerD: Me, too, please!

Azusa: Rosalie!

Rosalie: Here ya go!

Azusa INT: I'm glad they're going over so well.

Natalie: That's the Witch of the Highlands for you.

Natalie: She's great with food and drinks!

VillagerA: You're right. Her coffee shop was great, too.

VillagerB: I guess this is her specialty, huh?

Azusa INT: Oh, crap! I was supposed to be acting witch-like for a change!

Azusa INT: But it looks like these two are having fun, so...

Azusa INT: I guess it's all good.

All: Cheers!

Azusa: Great work, everyone!

Azusa: I never expected them to sell out so quickly!

Rosalie: They were a huge hit!

Falfa: It was so much fun!

Halkara: Master, now that sales have taken off,

Halkara: why not try something new?

Azuki: Like what?

Halkara: Stamp cards!

Halkara: You give a stamp to everyone who buys from you to encourage repeat visits.

Halkara: They're all the rage right now.

Shalsha: This is the goddess Mega-mega's Virtue Stamp Card.

Halkara: That's exactly right, Shalsha!

Shalsha: The goddess Mega-mega has earned followers by being a god you can meet in person.

Shalsha: She's the most up-and-coming god right now.

Azusa: Gods can be up-and-coming?

Shalsha: She holds talk shows in various regions,

Shalsha: and when people hear her blessed words,

Shalsha: they receive blessings that are relevant to their lives,

Shalsha: like physical healing, getting into college, or finding a missing sock.

Azusa INT: That's a little too specific...

Halkara: The goddess Mega-mega says accumulating virtue in this way leads to miracles.

Halkara: I got an offer for a collaboration with my energy drinks

Halkara: and gained a stamp for it!

Azusa: Huh...

Rosalie: Sister, look.

Halkara: It looks like the goddess Mega-mega is holding an event in the capital.

Azusa: That's kinda far away, though.

Shalsha: Mother...

Shalsha: I want to go!

Provincial Capital Vitamei

Azusa: So none of the others came along in the end.

Flashback,Flatorte FB: Not interested.

Flashback,Falfa: I'll stay home.

Flashback,Rosalie: I don't know about seeing a god...

Flashback,Laika: I could see you there and back...

Halkara: Everyone has their own degree of closeness with the gods.

Azusa: I guess so. Shalsha sure seems happy.

Shalsha: My heart has never soared so high.

Shalsha: I must give thanks to this day, the day I meet a god.

Azusa INT: She's unusually talkative.

Azusa: Shalsha, what are the gods of this world like?

Shalsha: Roughly , years ago,

Shalsha: there was a faction of scholars that considered "gods" to be a "concept"

Shalsha: and a faction that believed them to exist, resulting in an inquisition.

Shalsha: But because all the gods appeared right there on the spot,

Shalsha: the debate was quickly resolved.

Azusa: That's a shocking conclusion...

Shalsha: So the accepted theological belief now is that gods exist.

Shalsha: Over time, the god industry matured,

Shalsha: and the latest trend is gods declaring that they'll grant people's secular wishes.

Azusa INT: God industry? That feels a bit too real...

Shalsha: And the one who stands out the most right now...

Azusa: ...is the goddess Mega-mega, huh?

Azusa: What is this, a concert by some famous singer?

Event Venue

Azusa INT: If anything, it feels like

Azusa INT: a veteran singer's dinner show!

Halkara: Yes, they're serving all types, I see.

Announcer: Thank you all for waiting.

Announcer: The goddess Mega-mega will now take the stage!

Crowd: Mega-mega! Mega-mega! Mega-mega!

Azusa: Okay, now it's a folk music show at a hot springs resort!

Announcer: And now, here she is!

Mega-mega: Hi, everyone! Are you accumulating lots of virtue?!

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: Huh?!

Mega-mega: Here we go!

Halkara: M-Master?!

Shalsha: Mother?

Mega-mega: What's this, now? You are...

Azusa: Yes! The very same!

Mega-mega: ...who, again?

Azusa: Flop!

Mega-mega: Azusa?!

Mega-mega: Oh, gosh! I remember you! What a coincidence!

Shalsha: Mother, you know the goddess Mega-mega?

Host: So, Goddess Mega-mega, why did you decide to descend to this world?

Mega-mega: Well, you see, there is a hierarchy among the gods.

Mega-mega: The high-ranking gods unify the many worlds,

Mega-mega: and the low-ranking gods are assigned specific worlds to rule over.

Azusa INT: Reminds me of how my company worked in my former life...

Mega-mega: Naturally, I was in a unifying role,

Mega-mega: but I wished to see the smiles of the people of each world in person,

Mega-mega: so I voluntarily came down to this world!

Host: I hear you've also come up with a new idea to make our world better.

Mega-mega: Yes!

Mega-mega: And that is... this Virtue Stamp Card!

Mega-mega: When you feel that you've done a good deed and accumulated virtue,

Mega-mega: draw a circle on this card.

Mega-mega: Of course, you may receive circles from other people, as well.

Host: And what happens when all the spaces are filled in?

Mega-mega: Nothing!

Azusa: Wha?

Mega-mega: Nothing at all!

Mega-mega: You get your next card and earn more stamps!

Mega-mega: Accumulating virtue is a task that should never end!

Azusa INT: I mean, yeah, I guess she's right.

Mega-mega: Thank you all for listening so attentively!

Azusa: Huh?

Shalsha: I am deeply moved.

Shalsha: Hearing a god speak will be a memory I'll carry forever.

Halkara: Master, didn't Mega-mega ask you to stop by her green room?

Azusa: Oh, that's right. I'll be back soon.

Halkara: See you later!

Shalsha: I await good news.

Azusa INT: I wonder what she wants to talk about.

Flashback,Mega-mega: Accumulating virtue is a task that should never end!

Azusa INT: That would mean, since I'm immortal, I need to keep accumulating virtue forever.

Azusa INT: But can I say with confidence that I've accumulated virtue?

Azusa INT: I haven't really done anything witch-like at all.

Azusa INT: Wait... Is that what the goddess wants to talk about?

Azusa INT: Since I've lived for so long, is she gonna send me to another world?

Azusa INT: Am I not going to be immortal anymore?

Azusa INT: No! This world...

Azusa INT: And my family... I love them all!

Mega-mega: Come in.

Mega-mega: It's been quite some time, Azusa.

Azusa: Um, Goddess...

Mega-mega: Yes?

Azusa: I want to keep living in this world forever!

Mega-mega: Okay, go ahead!

Mega-mega: Live here for another , years, , years, or as long as you like!

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: Thanks for picking us up, Laika!

Halkara: Master, what did you and the goddess Mega-mega talk about?

Shalsha: I am most interested.

Azusa: Huh? Well, um...

Azusa: I told her about the current state of my life, where I live...

Azusa: Nothing that important, really.

Halkara: Oh, is that all?

Shalsha: So gods are interested in idle chats and the goings-on of everyday life.

Azusa: You were demoted?!

Mega-mega: That's right.

Mega-mega: You know how I have a soft spot for women, right?

Mega-mega: It turns out reincarnating everyone as young girls and forever seventeens

Mega-mega: was actually seen as a problem...

Mega-mega: so I was demoted to local administrator!

Mega-mega: It's what they call a relegation!

Azusa: What?!

Azusa: But you said you wanted to see people's smiles in person...

Mega-mega: Oh, that was a lie!

Azusa: What?!

Azusa: Are gods allowed to lie?!

Mega-mega: Gods are the law,

Mega-mega: and laws are made to be broken!

Azusa INT: What a lousy god!

Mega-mega: But it's true that I want to make this world better!

Mega-mega: And I'm going to give you two bonus circles,

Mega-mega: one for coming here today

Mega-mega: and one for keeping my secret for me.

Shalsha: Mother, may I see that?

Shalsha: Thank you for today, Mother.

Shalsha: I fulfilled my dream of seeing a god thanks to you.

Shalsha: I'm very grateful to you.

Azusa: Shalsha...

Falfa: Me, too! Me, too!

Falfa: Those Slime Snacks were super yummy!

Falfa: I love you, Mama!

Azusa: Falfa!

Azusa: Your mama loves you both, too!

Halkara: Master, you created a new specialty for Flatta.

Halkara: And having a specialty helps a village grow.

Halkara: That's more virtue for you.

Azusa: Thanks, Halkara!

Rosalie: Then I'll add one, too!

Rosalie: I'll be grateful to for my whole death, forever and ever!

Rosalie: I'll follow you to the end!

Azusa: Thank you, too, Rosalie!

Flatorte: I'll draw one, too!

Laika: You have to say what virtue Lady Azusa has earned.

Flatorte: I know that!

Flatorte: The fact that Master is my master is a virtue in itself!

Azuki: Thanks, Flatorte.

Laika: Then I'll add one, as well.

Laika: Lady Azusa, thank you for always being our support.

Laika: It's thanks to you that we can all live fun, peaceful lives in this house.

Azusa: Laika...

Azusa: Everyone...

Azusa: Thank you!

Azusa: I'll return this favor to all of you, too.

Azusa: Let's make Virtue Stamp Cards for all of you!

All: Yay!

All: Let's do it!

All: Yes, let's!

Azusa INT: It's been years since the goddess reincarnated me into this world.

Azusa INT: I do things that aren't very witch-like sometimes,

Azusa INT: but this is the one thing I can say with confidence:

Azusa INT: I am the happiest witch who ever lived,

Azusa INT: with the best family anyone could have!

Days in the Highlands

Azusa/Falfa/Shalsha: Days in the Highlands!

Laika INT: This is delicious! It's packed with Lady Azusa's love!

Flatorte INT: I could eat these forever!

Halkara INT: We could make a fortune off of these.

Azusa INT: She's plotting something dastardly again.

Asusa: Um, Goddess... I have a favor to ask...

Mega-mega: Sure! What is it?

Azusa: Well... If you could make my chest bigger—

Mega-mega: Nope!