01x02 - Unchained and Untamed

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Chiefie!

I'm the chief stew now, b*tches!

So nice to meet you, come here.

- Culver.
- Benny.

- Hello!
- I'm Tumi.

Hey, Mags.

Hi, I'm Brittini.

I mean, yeah.
Don't be stupid.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Okay. I have a boyfriend.

My boyfriend, he's from Poland.

He's my soulmate.

Anything pretty much goes
through me, all right?

The primary's Charlie Gambino.

He'll be joined by a
squad of Millennials

who are
self-professed foodies.

Everybody photo the food.

I cannot wait to
just get out there.

Checking bow thruster.

[knocking]

Deck crew, deck crew,
stand down.

Yeah, can we get a large fry
and a bow thruster, please?

We had a hydraulic leak.

The engineers are
looking for it now.

I've got tide issues,

I've gotta get out
of this marina.

Will there actually be any
yachting on this yacht trip?

My biggest pet peeve is, like,
telling me okay, 20 minutes;

then you come back and
go, another 10 minutes.

The last thing that I wanna hear
is that you're a control freak.

- Ah!
- Woohoohoo!

I need you to
step up a little bit.

I've been on the boat
for, like, 24 hours.

Gimme a break!

I'm gonna have to pull
out the drill sergeant.

We're gonna get going,
we're gonna get going.

I don't think there's a
lot of captains out there

that would even try to pull this
off at such low tide at night.

We could be stuck
on the way out of the marina.

We're moving!

Now it's all about
the rocks on the port side.

Am I clear to swing here?

What'd he just say?

I'm gonna swing
to port, mate.

Captain, you've got five meters,
closing, to the rocks.

Oh, wait, we're moving.

We're moving!

We're going!

Talk to me James,
clear to swing?

You're all clear to swing here.

Okay, I'm going
to starboard wing station.

Copy.

Sh--, that's tight.

It's ----ing crazy.

Okay, now it's all about
the rocks on the port side.

This is stressful.

Holy sh--.

Fifteen meters, port side,
to the rocks, closing.

Captain, you've got five meters,

closing, port side
midships to the rocks.

Still got a red marker
I'm coming down on

pretty strong on
the starboard side.

Captain, you're all
clear on the rocks.

All right, we're out.

Whew.

Thank you.

Good calling, well done.

Thank you, Thalassa,
the nymph of the sea.

Let's get on with it!

All right.

You did really good, that's
a crazy marina to get out of.

In the dark.
So crazy.

Espresso martini.

Thank you so much.

I'll try not to
spill it on myself.

Please.

Don't go in front of me, Benny.

Copy.

Anchor, yeah.

Oh sh--, we're
moving and we're out.

- We should do TikToks
- Ready?

Three, two, one.

♪ I'm getting ripped tonight ♪

♪ R-I-P that toga, hey

Amazing.

We've finally left the dock,
I'm so happy.

Especially because this is a
very social media-focused group.

I hope they get
a lot of likes,

because they're
expensive likes.

Good work, everybody.

Okay, deck crew, we'll
be anchoring in six meters

of water, so put three up.

Yeah, copy that, Cap.

Okay, you can start
lowering that down now.

Copy.

Lock that up now.

- Medium stay. Two o'clock.
- Copy that.

All right, Benny boy,
come in nice and slow.

Sorry.

I'm sad because, like, I don't
want to be tired right now.

Don't touch the controls,
we got it.

Oh, you got it?

- I'm dying.
- Are you tired?

All righty, you can
release that.

Cool.

Good work.

Okay, getting there.

Yeah.

And give the bars
a quick wipe-down.

Just make sure everything's
just, like, clean.

Instead of being a bitchy,
lazy chief stew,

I wanna be friends
with the girls,

because you don't wanna
work hard for a b*tch.

No mutiny on this boat!

- Okay.
- You are signed off.

Thank you.
Good night.

All right, good night.

So, you think you'll be okay
with breakfast until I get up?

- Definitely.
- I need you up by 6:00.

Just do placements, napkins,
set with the main plate.

Yeah.

Um...

Yeah, and then go down. Thanks.

Thank you.

Oh my God, yas.

Got a bit of a list
for you, man.

Okay.

Trash, jet-skis, garbage.

Oh, that's nothing too crazy.

[snoring]

Can I get a cappuccino?

Deck crew, the drill this
morning is snorkeling.

So, the rev
has to be launched.

Yeah, copy.

Looks like something died
over here, the pomegranate?

Let's get it out to
sponson here.

Yeah.

Jamie's got a little bit
to catch up on here.

It's his first time as a bosun.

So, I have to be more
hands-on at the moment.

All right, you ready, guys?

Yeah.

And make them see that this
is the way it's gotta be done.

If the captain can do it,
we can do it.

Hold the stern in.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Is it all good if
we get started with breakfast?

Okay.

You're all right, clear.

Get it on that cleat there.

Yeah, I got it.

Keep taking up, like, a meter.
Keep going.

It's, like, Britney
and martini combined...

Brittini, martini,

Brittini, bikini, Brittini,
Lamborghini, Brittini.

That's it, it's good.

Good work, team.

Go and get into your wets.

So, eggs Benedict for breakfast
with either salmon or bacon?

I like to keep it to one.

Okay. So, what do...
eggs bene...

Just, yeah, Canadian bacon.

I don't do that.

Breakfast on a boat
----ing sucks.

People get up staggering,

two eggs here,
French toast, pancakes... no.

You gotta tell the guests
what they're having

for breakfast every time.

If I'm doing omelettes,

I'm doing the same
----ing omelette.

Just relax,
I'll decide what you're having,

and you're gonna love it.

- Okay.
- Benedicts right now.

You guys wanna go snorkeling
after breakfast and that?

- Great.
- Ooh, I love all of this.

The cook's special
breakfast this morning

is Canadian bacon
eggs Benedict.

- Yeah?
- What's the alternative?

There wasn't one.

- Oh, then yeah, okay.
- Yeah.

Cheffy, Cheffy, all the guests
will be having Benedict.

Perfect.

Lovely.

I have some eggs Benedict.

Oh, yes.

- The guy right here.
- Hi!

Good morning.

If you just wanna take over
helping with the service,

and later, if you could
finish the cabins.

Yeah.

Can you bring me
that hot sauce?

Americans love their hot sauce.

Look at this ----ing guy

Get on the train, bro.

Deck crew, deck crew,

start getting ready for
the snorkel trip.

Yeah, copy that.

How's everything?
How was the Benedict?

Fantastic.

That was sensational, mate.

Ryan, Ryan,
the guests are happy.

See what I mean?

Work smarter, not harder.

Really good.

Oh, my God.

We would love if you could
join us for dinner tonight.

Yeah, definitely.

Okay, we all good?

Let's go, guys.

Whoa.

This is where you
wanna be snorkeling.

See all those dark
shadows under the water?

- Yeah.
- That's all reef.

So, flippers are usually,

like, two sizes smaller
than normal shoe size.

Okay.

Your mask is tight.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

When you guys are ready,
you're good to go.

In the water!

Go that way.

Whitsundays, it's an area unlike
anywhere else in the world.

This is awesome.

Underwater you've got
corals for days.

You've got fish,
sharks, stingrays.

Some of those things
can k*ll you,

but keep a safe distance and
you should be all right...

should be.

- Amazing.
- Insane.

Cheffy?

Yeah, yeah?

Lunch is gonna be
more like 2:30?

- I'm happy with that.
- Amazing.

That smells so good.

I can help some guys jump out.

Okay, swing one leg up...

that's it.

When they come back,

maybe if you wanna stand
out with me and do towels.

Yes, definitely,
I would love to do that.

Captain, we are on the way
back with the guests.

We'll be ready for you.

Nice, the elephants on the book!

I know, it's like,
I need height.

I love it!

My goal in yachting,
I wanna design yachts,

I wanna interior design yachts,

because being creative
is my passion.

I was raised by
my mom in South Africa,

and she's a single mom.

My family would consider me
probably the black sheep,

because I just went
completely opposite direction

of what everyone else is doing.

They are lawyers,
accountant, computer science,

and then you get me,
a complete artist.

I would rather scrub a toilet,

knowing that at least
I'll be in a situation

where I can be who I wanna be.

Can you go on your
break now until 4?

Yeah.

Thank you.

- All right.
- How was it?

- Oh, it was fantastic.
- Ugh!

- There you are, my love.
- Thank you.

Love it.

- Ooh!
- Get in, big boy.

We've got the
fifth-grader lunchboxes.

[belches]
Whew.

So, what's the go?

- It's 15 minutes from now.
- Amazing.

For lunch today we are doing
barbeque ribs,

barbeque chicken,
and some gourmet burgers.

I'm from Philadelphia,

so when I drink, I want
a ----ing sandwich.

Greasy burgers are gonna be
perfect for these guys.

Burgers will be ready,
boom, boom...

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.

I'll have one too, though.

I'll have one, I...

Okay, crew, let's
start getting some hands

to the galley to bring
food up, please.

Copy, copy, copy.

Aesha, do you copy?
Come to the galley.

Great.

Everyone?
All right, cool.

I will start taking up
to the girls, yeah?

Yeah, the chips and the
potato salads, they can go up.

All right.

- Ladies first, ladies first.
- Thank you, Cap.

You're welcome.

Man, these things look good.

All right, these two trays
of burgers are good to go up.

Okay. Cool.

Food's coming.

So, is chef ready
for lunch, then?

Yeah, he's got
a couple of burgers ready.

Damn it.

You should have told him,

because they're gonna take
a bit to get dry and stuff.

Yeah.

Do you want me to pull them up
for a little bit?

Yeah.

What is happening?

What kind of chef starts plating

without hearing the guests
are even at the table?

Have you heard me say
anything on the radio?

Chill, slow your roll.

Cheffy, just slow down
a little bit.

Guests still have
to get out of the spa.

I mean, I can't hold it
in the oven anymore, so...

Oh, you might
wanna bring them back.

Do you wanna bring them back?

Ugh *bleep*, man.

When are you guys
ready for lunch?

Because it's ready when you are.

Oh!

We'll just hold to present it,
I suppose,

then they don't know.

You hungry?
Let's go, yay!

Unbelievable.

Yay.

Hey, how we looking up there?

Are they upstairs, are they?

Some of them are going to
their cabins to change, so...

Perfect.

Now they're getting changed.

Hot sh--'s dead, so I don't
give a *bleep*.

Um...

It's not gonna be hot,
and I can't reheat it.

Mm.

Just gotta say no.

"Oh, we're gonna go
get in the hot tub."

"Lunch is on its way up."

Maybe just don't plate stuff

until I've actually said
they're sitting at the table.

Ask the guests to come sit at
the table, their lunch is ready.

He's such a ----ing baby.

What is his problem?

So stupid.

I'm ----ing pissed.

I'm getting ----ing angry.

Coming up...

You've been, like, kind
of telling me what to do.

It's just a different
level of skill.

We're both the same level.

You don't
know what you're doing,

and I can see you don't
know what you're doing.

Now they're getting changed.

It's not gonna be hot,
and I can't reheat it.

Gotta say no.

"Oh, we're gonna go
get in the hot tub."

"Lunch is on its way up."

Maybe just don't plate stuff

until I've actually said
they're sitting at the table.

Ask the guests to come sit at
the table, their lunch is ready.

So stupid.

I'm ----ing pissed.

He's just got real
small d*ck energy, you know?

Would you like still or
sparkling?

Still, thank you.

Cannot wait for lunch.

Chef, can we please
start bringing the food up now?

It's about time.

Cold burgers.

If the guests aren't happy
when they get to the table,

that is not on me.

It's thanks to our chief stew.

This is a feast.

Look how gorgeous.

Oh, my God,
burgers and ribs?

Ryan, Aesha, the situation
is ever-changing.

I need you to both step up
and communicate.

- Copy that.
- Yes, please.

---ing k*lling me!

Just hold the horses,

we need some sort of
communication here first.

I'm gonna be late as *bleep*
for dinner tonight on purpose.

Mm, mm.

God, that's so good.

Are these not the best
cheeseburgers you've ever had?

They're pretty ----ing good.

I need to go and smash laundry,

because we're running
out of towels.

Okay.

I may get a nap, maybe.

Can't I just lay down all day?

Is there anything I should
know about this hook?

You just ought to connect it straightaway.

Grab it, grab it, connect
that mother----er.

When I'm on deck,
it's such a team atmosphere.

Jamie's Tom Brady and
I'm Gronkowski over here.

So, I'm basically gonna
be Jamie's right hand.

You throw me the ball, we gonna
win every game, all right?

Sweet.

I wanted to ask what time do
you think you'd want dinner.

Maybe like 8:30, dinner?

- Eight-thirty-ish?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Can I put these...
- Yeah.

Somewhere?

Do you need them washed
or just dried?

- Washed.
- Okay, sure.

They're salty.

All right.

I actually lived in
Poland for two months.

Oh, wow.

- Yeah.
- How was it?

- Was it fun?
- It was good.

Oh, that's good, that's good.

Yeah.

I'm currently single,
and ready to mingle.

I'll be around.
I'll be back.

- Okay.
- Oh.

Usually I'm a good flirt.

Sweet.

[snoring]

Right, okay.

You need a person
to flake the anchor

because it curls up
and bottles up.

Okay.

Deck crew, deck crew, we're
departing this anchorage ASAP.

Copy that.

Hey, buddy, it's time to
start drinking again.

Girls, can you please make
sure you're in your blacks?

Ben, Ben, can you come
to the foredeck

and do the flaking, please?

Copy, on my way.

Jamie, start lifting.

Are we pulling anchor?

Yeah, we're moving.

Yeah. Here.

Jamie, Jamie, stop.

Stop the anchor pull,
stop the anchor pull,

I need Xavier down here, please.

Ooh, what's going on?

I don't know, sounds like
more fun out there, though.

Let me explain anchor
chain flaking.

So, we have the chain,
the anchor chain.

As the chain comes down,
it's going round

on top of each other, flaked,

so it's not going
to get tangled up.

And as it goes down like that,

it makes it much easier for when
the anchor is dropped again,

it all just comes up nice and
neat without being tangled up.

A lot of yachts,
you don't need to do this,

but on this boat, we do.

Yeah?

Yeah.

We're gonna have to
lower the anchor again.

- It's a bit tangled.
- Copy.

You're supposed to flake
out to come in...

Yeah.

And he started flaking closer,
it went outwards.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, stop
hauling, thank you.

All right, Jas, bringing
the chain back in now.

You wanna come have a look?

What?

Coming in and see where he is,
come right in?

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I know how an anchor chain
is flaked,

so don't just assume
that I can't do something.

- We've gotta do it.
- Yeah, I know.

It's a great workout.

She's home.

What a ----ing mission.

Okay, Culver,
release the towline.

Copy that.

Thank you for your help.

- Beautiful.
- Love it.

The camera guy it's just
doing the film is gonna be like,

"What on Earth is this?"

Oh, my God.

It's pissing down rain,
by the way.

Is it really?

We should make sure
that we're eating

in the inside dining table.

Do you guys need anything?

Would it be possible if we
could do dinner downstairs?

Yeah, for sure.

- Amazing, thank you
- Cool.

Benny, Benny.

Go for Benny.

Can you meet me in
the main deck aft?

Copy, coming.

What was going on up
forward with the anchor?

Benny's flaked it towards him,
and then away from him.

That's what caused the tangle.

Okay.

Well, Benny should
know better than that.

Ooh.

Hey.

I just wanted to have
a quick chat with you.

Okay.

I really appreciate,
like, us working together,

and you helping me out.

Yeah.

But you've been, like, kinda
telling me what to do, and...

- Okay.
- I would...

I feel like...

it just feels like
I'm, like, belittled by it.

Like the anchor chain, like, you
were telling me, like, okay...

- To look at it.
- Yeah.

- Oh, really? So...
- I guess what...

it's kinda like more
of ordering, it feels.

- Right, right.
- Do you know what I'm saying?

It's like... it's just
a different level of skill.

I acknowledge that there's
things that I need to learn.

That's fine.

I'll probably be asking you
a lot of things in the first,

like, couple of charters,
if you're around.

But we're both the same level,
and we're both deckhands.

But, like, I mean,
I operate the 34-foot tender,

like, I've got my...

I've got my licenses,
I'm yacht-rated.

Like, you need to get up to
speed with these operations.

Like, you don't know
what you're doing,

and I can see you don't
know what you're doing.

We're both the same level,
and we're both deckhands.

But, like, I mean,
I operate the 34-foot tender,

like, I've got my... all
my licenses, I'm yacht-rated.

Like, you need
to get up to speed.

Even though he might have
more experience than me,

I don't really know you yet,

and all I'm getting
to know is your ego,

and I don't want that.

How about we just say it as if
I don't know what I'm doing,

I'll reach out to you.

Yeah.

And, like, that's that.

- Okay. That's fine.
- Yeah.

Brittini's just a great girl.

Like, I feel icky inside
even thinking

that she's perceiving it as
if I'm saying it, like,

in a condescending manner.

Because I totally get
where she's coming from.

That's the last thing
I wanna do to people.

Not like literally belittling.

I... I know.

I grew up in Sydney,
my parents loved me a lot,

but they didn't really show it
for each other, to be honest.

There was no respect.

Mum not talking
to Dad respectfully,

and Dad definitely not talking
to Mum respectfully at all.

Being talked down to
or told what to do,

I'm sensitive to it.

I don't want that
in my life now.

- Sweet.
- Yeah, yeah.

No dramas.

Okay, foredeck, you can
start lowering that anchor.

Should be fine.

Ah.

Perfect.

Are you a lightweight,
or are you pretty good?

Strong... like, I love my wine.

Last time I got drunk I was
such a b*tch to my boyfriend.

How long have you
guys been dating?

About a year and a half.

Yes, I have a boyfriend now.

He lives in Breckenridge.
He manages a bar there.

We actually went to
high school together.

Scott was the
super-athletic hottie.

Then, fast-forward 10 years,

he saw that I was spending
a lot of time in the States,

and so he reached out, and
it was just, like, fireworks.

He's just such a good man.

When were you
last dating someone?

Like, three years go,
but you never know.

No, you don't.

Captain, he's hot... whew!

Yeah!

Yeah, I'm so
excited about dinner.

Captain, Captain,
are you good to join

the guests for dinner soon?

- -
- Yes.
- Awesome.

- Hi!
- Hello.

Are you guys ready
for dinner soon?

- Are you hungry?
- Oh, yeah.

What do I love
about Mexican food?

Simplicity.

For the Millennials,
dinner tonight,

we have the big trend
on social media...

beer tacos.

Braised beef cheeks, au jus,
finished on the flat-top...

simple.

They're gonna be delicious.

They're just sitting down now.

They're sitting down now?

- Hello!
- Hello!

Ah, look at this
little table setting.

- How many minis, you reckon?
- Three minutes.

We were like, what's
the craziest thing

that you've witnessed on a boat?

There's been fires,
there's been crashes.

You've crashed a boat before?

Yeah, not long ago, actually.

This Saturday, dinner rush
was interrupted

by an unexpected guest

as the 46-meter superyacht
made a dramatic entrance.

Chambers has been praised
for his quick thinking.

Oh, well, hold on, mate,
don't fill us with confidence.

So, how many boats
have you crashed?

That's the one.

Oh, just one?
Oh, oh.

We're doing
synchronized for this.

I need you look at me
and just do a move on my nods.

Doing formal
synchronized service

with just tacos
feels like overkill.

Make sure you've
got white gloves.

But I'm not gonna let
my service standard drop.

See how I'm looking
at the plate right now?

That's how they're
gonna look at it.

All right, everyone knows
what they're doing?

- I got one.
- Yeah.

I got Captain's.

Here he is, man of the hour.

Oh, wow.

Synchronizing.

- Oh my God, they're beautiful.
- That's beautiful.

Thank you.

So impressive.

Your beer tacos,
pan-fried in fat

beef cheek finished with
a little salsa fresca.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

Awesome, thank you.

You guys, it's hard to find
good Mexican food in Australia.

- It is.
- Yes.

This is so good.

Wow, incredible.

Mm!

Another home run.

- Oh, they've nailed it.
- Yeah.

- This is so good.
- Yeah.

Chef's done it.
Chef's done it.

I'm gonna dock you guys down
a little bit earlier tonight,

- and yeah, sweet-a*s.
- Sweet.

- Yeah.
- All right, let's do it.

Let's go.

Whoa.

It's a little 1942 gelato.

It's like a little milkshake.

- Cheers.
- Delicious.

So good.

Thank you for letting me
have dinner with you.

Of course, thanks
for joining us.

Thank you, Captain.

Cheers, everybody.

- #CaptainCutie
- Captain Cutie.

Is that the name
for him at this point forward?

I need to confess my sins.

Good night, thank you.

- Have a good night's sleep.
- Yes, yes.

Yeah, awesome.

- Rest up, guys.
- We're off to bed.

See you later.

Cheers.

Oh, my goodness, Jamie.

Mm.

I'm excited to get some rest.

Cool, all the guests are in bed,
smooth night for us.

Yes.

Good night.

[phone ringing]

[speaking Polish]

She got, like, sex appeal.

Hi, darling.

It's pancake time.

Cute.

Jamie, do you wanna
come up and have a chat?

Yeah, copy.

- I love that.
- I love that.

Good fun.

Oh, it's getting low tide...

Yeah.

At 12:00, so...

- After the guests are off?
- Yeah...

All right, thank you.

All guests are sitting
at the table.

Copy that.

- Can I start?
- You may.

Amazing.

Are you comfortable
with lifting the anchor?

- Yeah.
- Good morning.

- Morning, Chef!
- Good morning.

Whoa, mini-pancakes!

You got little banana pancakes.

Yum.

Thank you.

This sausage is unreal.

Is it yummy?

- Really good.
- Wow.

So, I have to, like,
unlock everything

because there's a lock on it.

Yeah, but, like,
I'm gonna be inside that thing.

It's, like, probably
the most dangerous position.

You'll be fine.

Yeah, I'm claustrophobic.

You're fine. Okay.

You're doing the job today.

Yeah.

Anchor is prepped and
ready to be lifted.

Okay.

This is bullsh--.

It's some ----ing
dangerous sh--.

I didn't sign up
for this sh--.

Let's go, guys,
we're gonna get it up.

Copy.

Ah! *bleep*

*bleep*

Just start lifting slowly.

Ah!

*bleep*

This is so dangerous!

Jesus Christ.

*bleep* that,
I'm not going in there.

*bleep* that sh--,
I'll just do it from outside.

If I can't do it, I can't do it.

He's a ----ing drama queen,
this guy.

I don't give a *bleep*
what anyone thinks.

Flaking an anchor chain
is really simple.

You're just moving
the chain around,

making sure
it doesn't get caught.

That's basically it.

What's up?

I'm just sh--ting myself
out in there.

You can do it.
We have faith in you.

- You've got it.
- Let's go.

Let's go.

My foot's ----ing bleeding.

All right, it's coming up,
Ben, so start lifting.

This thing's like
a sausage-mincer.

If you get one thing wrong,

you can get sucked up into
this thing and you are gone.

All right, stop, stop, stop!

What's happening there?

Stop!

Ah!

Ah!

Stop, please stop.

Stop it, please.

Please... please stop.

What's happening down there?

Too much.

It's big, it's fast,
I'm sh--ting myself.

Jump out, Ben.

I cut my foot open...

Calm down, all right?

- I'm scared, mate.
- Gimme the gloves.

---ing dangerous.

Have you been shown how
to lift the boat off?

I can do that.

Go there,
send Culver up here ASAP.

Yeah.

Copy that, yeah, I'll lock
this off, I'll jump up there.

*bleep*'s sakes.

Ben spat out his binky and
stormed off like a little child.

You don't just quit.

What's going on?

You're a deckhand.

Just do what you're told to do.

- Hey, brother.
- Bro, sorry, mate.

That's all right.

I'll handle it.

Ben, Ben, can you put
your life vest on, please?

Copy.

Look at you guys, with all your
robes and your cigars on, eh?

We are so classy.

Let's go.

That's anchor home.

Lock off for the brake.

Boom.

Okay, mate.

And the anchor ball down, please.

Whew.

Oh, the anchor ball?

Come on, my brother.

What happened with Benny?

Just said he's not doing it.

He's not doing it?

He had no shoes on,
so I just switched him out.

Culver did it, no issues.

I want you to sort the Benny
thing out, have a chat with him.

Hundred percent.

Cracks are forming already.

Not that complicated.

What's up, dude?

Hi, darling.

Almost end.

It is almost the end.

Almost the end.

And then new starting
with new beginnings.

[humming]

Okay, I think
this is everything.

Ooh, I don't wanna go!

Deck crew, deck crew...

Yeah, copy, Cap.

All right, we're ready.

One shackle's in the water.

Lock it off.

There we go.

All crew, all crew,
get in your whites,

Copy that.

Okay, are we ready?

You did well, and the girls.

Thank you.

Ooh, hello.

Oh!

You've given us the most
incredible experience.

Oh, my God, Captain Cutie,
we love you.

What am I gonna do
without you in my life?

- Captain.
- My friend.

This has been so amazing

that we even forgot
about the hydraulics issue.

Oh!

Chef...

And then I have
something for everyone.

So, Captain,
thank you very much.

Thank you.
See you guys.

Two boys grab the lines,
send them off.

Ciao!

- Bye!
- Bye!

- Thank you!
- Bye, love you guys.

Let's get our cas's on,

and then we'll have a bit
of a meeting, yeah?

Yay!

I just wanna lie down.

You have a very nice figure.

Thanks!

All crew, all crew,
can we have a crew meeting

in bridge deck lounge area,
thank you.

Show me the money, honey.

Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

- Crew!
- Woo!

Here you are.

What's up, Cap?

- Woohoo!
- That was a success, wasn't it?

- Yes!
- Yeah.

- Got it.
- You got it.

[Aesha snorts]

Number one...
that was a snort.

Yeah, that was.

- Good snort.
- Yeah.

Yeah, we got some
good positives here,

but there's a long
way to go, okay?

It's only number one,
but we want a good vibe.

You know, being good
to each other

is the thing that's
actually gonna get us through.

I'm expecting
the deck crew to be

three or four steps
ahead of the game.

An issue with communication
between departments,

when people start
pissing each other off,

just ----ing communicate.

Yeah, we've got a lot
to improve for next charter.

Coming up...

We are dying to know...

We're dying to know,
we have to know.

What your star sign is.

- Libra.
- Yeah?

- Crew!
- Woo!

Well, that was a
success, wasn't it?

Yeah!

But there's a long way
to go, okay?

It's only number one.

There was an issue
with communication

between departments.

When people start
pissing each other off,

just ----ing communicate, okay?

And I'm expecting
the deck crew to be

three or four steps ahead
of the game, okay?

But there's some
good positives there.

I'm proud of everyone.

Right, so, tips.

I need my glasses for this.

Yeah!

$16,230 U.S. dollars.

So, that equates to $1,352
American U.S. dollars.

Woo!

Moolah.

I'm gonna probably do
a little bit of Botox.

Just a little pinch,
pinch, you know,

We're very lucky
to get that tip,

given the few little hiccups,
a new crew.

We need to improve.

We've got a boat to dock,

and we've got a tide
we've gotta get in on.

So, get lines ready,
fenders ready,

and let's put this
baby to sleep.

I have an award that
I'm gonna give out later

to one special crewmember.

Perfect.

Let's go.

Can someone come up and
start doing the anchor, please?

Yeah, copy.

All right, bro,
tender one is away.

Anchor's ready to haul.

Coming up.

Anchor is home.

Still currently 15 meters
from port side to the rocks.

This marina is super narrow
and there's rock walls.

You have to do, like,
a snake figure to get into it.

Clear to turn on port.

You can start swinging.

With Captain Jason at the helm,
I'm very confident his...

I was gonna say "sexy a*s,"

that's probably
a little too much.

And you are
five meters from the dock.

You can throw a
line now, Culver.

Okay, we'll get a brake line on.

You all good
over there, Britt?

- Yeah.
- Sweet.

Excellent, well done, guys.

You should be pretty proud.

All crew, all crew, let's
give the boat a hose-down,

get the rubbish off
the boat, thank you.

If we're going out,
we're dressing to impress,

so let's get this sh-- done.

- Oh, God, he's such...
- Yeah.

Hi, Captain.

Hello.

Wait, we've got
a burning question.

I've been dying to ask
you this question.

Yeah? What?

We are dying to know...

We're dying to know,
we have to know.

What your star sign is.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Libra.
- Libra?

No, yes, girl.

Yes.

I'm glad you did.

What is wrong with us?

Okay.
I'm watching you, too.

Capitano.

Talk dirty to me.

We're done, right?

Yeah.

- Cheers, mate.
- Yep.

Good work.

Are you, like, in a
good place to stop?

All the machines are running,

so there's nothing
more we can do.

Okay, let's stop ----ing
working for the day.

Nice.

My underwear!

Sa-weet.

Yes, you need to have
a sip of this.

Yeah, I need something
stronger than that.

- Really?
- It's like juice.

It's 40 percent alcohol.

You're gonna be wasted.

I wanna have a sip.

Yes, b*tch.

Yes, b*tch!

Take, like, an hour.

I usually don't do
eyeliner on top.

But it's our first night out.

[text chimes]

All crew, all crew, can you
meet me in the crew mess?

What is going on?

Fresh.

Yes and no.

Yay!

Captain!

Yay!

Hey, hey, hey!

At the end of each charter,
we're gonna present an award.

It's the award of all awards.

Now, the award has
a derogative meaning.

If someone does
something wrong.

It's an encouragement award,

it's a you-can-do-better award.

And this charter's
award has gone to Benny.

- Yeah!
- Oh!

[shouting]

Now, how did he earn this award?

It's just that you are good
enough to have this award.

I appreciate that, mate.

Now what have I gotta do?

Now you have to wear
that for dinner.

Ah!

Are you ----ing serious, mate?

Pulling his captain cord,
thinks he can make

his deckhand wear this
stupid helmet all night.

It's not gonna bloody happen.

Yeah!

Yay!

I just spent an hour
doing my hair, mate!

Coming up...

The job is to be a deckhand.

Understand that I am
your boss, you know?

Just listen to me.

I don't listen to anybody.

At the end of each charter
we're gonna present an award.

The award has
derogative meaning.

It's a you-can-do-better award.

And this charter's award
has gone to Benny.

Oh!
- Yay!

Yeah!

Now, you have to wear
that for dinner.

- Ah!
- Yay!

Oh, my God.

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Hey, baby!
- Oh, my God.

I just spent an hour
doing my hair, mate.

No, no, it's ruined!

There you go, Benny!

- Woot, woot, woot!
- There ya go, Benny!

It's either an award
or a wooden spoon.

- Are you not coming?
- I am.

I'm gonna let you guys go
out for a drink.

I'm gonna get changed
so we're not rushed.

The disco ball helmet came to
me through my previous crew.

You'll get the helmet because
you may have not

done 100 percent, but you're
still part of the team.

It's an award not to strive
for, that's for sure.

Do it!

Benny just needs
a bit of a check.

That's what the helmet's for.

Can I just wear that, like,
on deck for a whole day?

No, you've gotta wear it
for dinner, I think.

You have to wear it.

That would hurt
captain's feelings.

- Okay.
- Let's go, guys.

We fly together!

This is where we're
going, right here.

- It's perfect.
- Oh, exciting!

- Look at this.
- Yeah.

Yeah, boy.

- Pinot grigio.
- Double Grand Marnier, neat.

- A gin and tonic.
- Thank you.

Benny needs to get
that helmet on.

I take traditions
very seriously.

My favorite part of playing
on teams is tradition.

It gives you that camaraderie.

And I'm from Maryland,
so in high school

you'd have wombat of the week,

which was defensive
player of the week.

I think it's very important
that we own these traditions.

You have to follow
the tradition.

Every great team has traditions.

Who wouldn't wanna
wear this out?

What a conversation starter!

It's cool to wear
something like that.

It's an honor.
It's tradition.

It's so nice that we are,
for the first time, together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't really drink for
a year before this.

A year!

Yeah, I stopped
everything, yeah.

For anything in particular, or?

I lost mum last year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, that was five months.

Yeah, I wanted to talk to
you about that more, sorry.

It's all right,
no, it's...

Lung cancer,

and then brain cancer,

and it was like *bleep* yeah
and then... yeah.

And I lost dad
six months before.

But she got...
she went to Hong Kong...

- I'm so sorry.
- Thanks, mate, It's all right.

- Yeah, so it was, like...
- Real tough.

Yeah, it was a...
it's been a big year, so...

Yeah.

Mm.

Because I've been through
so much, like, with my mum,

whenever something
happens in my life

that I really wasn't expecting,
I just think to myself,

we'll, you're not gonna die,

so just do it, and do
the best that you can.

That's why I'm so positive
and so happy...

Mm, yeah.

Because I know what
struggles people have.

Yeah.

Captain!

Captain, woo!

I love your shirt.

Rawr!

I have a boyfriend, why are
you doing this to me, God?

Yeah, I know
what you're looking for,

I know what you're looking for...

we'll find it.

Yeah, I know.

Just ----ing...

*bleep*

No, no, sorry.

- Not really?
- Not really.

You should be wearing it
with a gusto.

It was weighing on my neck

and gave me, like... you know
what I'm saying, so...

Yeah, it's a little heavy.

Because you haven't worked out,

you haven't done your
neck work.

I haven't done my neck
workout, yeah,

so I've got to do
----ing stretches.

When you're busting
someone's ba*ls in Australia,

it's an affectionate thing.

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen...
it's the Australian way.

- Fair enough.
- Okay?

- Okay.
- Fair enough.

- Just don't lose it.
- I'm not gonna lose it.

Oh, thank you!

- Oh, yes!
- Yay!

Porterhouse?

Porterhouse steak usually comes
with a strip and a filet.

Wow.

Hey, you got a porterhouse?

You didn't get the filet.
You didn't get the bone.

That's a New York strip.

Can we ask for the chef?

Shh, shh, shh.

I wanna know where
the filet is, dude.

That's a New York strip.

It's not a porterhouse.

Hey, guys, enjoy the
rest of your night.

Thank you so much.

- Okay, see ya, mate.
- See ya.

- Night.
- See you, guys.

Thanks, Cap, we appreciate it.

See you later.

I'm gonna go out all night and
then get up and drive the boat.

Yeah.

I don't wanna be
there going

- ---ing do this,
- ---ing do that, ----ing...

I don't wanna be that dude.

But what I need from you
is to just slow down.

Yeah.

You know, you forget
to be a deckhand.

You know, just be mindful,

tone it down
when I'm talking,

and just understand that
I am your boss, you know.

Respect the position
that I have.

I am your leader.
You shall obey me.

Like, he's just trying
to create a sense of fear.

All I ask is just listen to me.

I don't listen to anybody.

I'm a grown man.

I'm not your monkey,
and I ain't gonna dance.

Gotta run my own life.
Like, I'm my own man.

Yeah.
Like, that's just me.

That's what I am.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Open. Open. Open!

No chicks on this boat,
you're done.

All chicks done.

I don't give a *bleep*.

Randall and Suzie Waller.

Also along from the charter,

Australia's male and
female stripper of the year.

Just gotta test it out.

Guys, stop!

Aesha, Aesha, I am ready
down here, first course.

Only two of them have come up.

---ers.

Maybe just check first if
the guests are actually around.

There is no respect for
what I'm doing in the galley.

You gotta tell 'em when
they gotta ----ing eat.

Just stay there till
this wave gets you.

Ah!

You're breaking my ba*ls.

Oh!

I didn't sign up
for this harassment.

Oh, my God.

Poo water.

Get me the *bleep*
off this boat.

Benny, I need to speak to you.

[alarm blaring]

- Oh, my God.
- Cap, what's the alarm for?

It's called a
general alarm, mate.

- Hurry up!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.