One Last Trip (2025)

[bunniefuu]

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Morning, babe.

Morning, I made you your coffee.

Thanks.

So, it's Friday.

Your big boy's trip is

tomorrow, are you excited?

Yeah, but it's a little

bittersweet, you know?

I get it, I mean,

this is the last time

you'll get to hang out with them

for a while, but at

least you can still play with them online.

It's just not the same.

Well, once we get settled in,

you'll be able to make some new friends.

Yeah, but I've been with

these guys all my life.

They're practically like

brothers of me, you know?

Well, try to think of the positive.

I mean, this is your dream job,

the career you've always wanted,

and you worked so hard for

it, it's finally happening.

Yeah, it's definitely

worth it, just difficult.

Things will get easier, I love you.

Love you too.

Bye, babe.

Bye.

Oh, hey, don't forget to

sh**t them a reminder text,

especially Lee, you know how he can get

wrapped up in his projects.

Yeah, I will.

All right, I love you.

Love you too.

Bye.

I don't know what's wrong with my website.

No, I hear you, sir, just,

I'm getting everything right now, okay?

It was working fine the other day.

I hear you, you know,

I know this can be a

little bit frustrating.

I'm logging into your

control panel right now.

Hello, are you still there?

Oh, yep, yep, I'm here, sir,

just go ahead and stand

by, I'm almost finished here.

(thud)

(thud)

(shuffling)

Hey f*ck! Answer your phone!

(metal chair being

dragged across the floor)

Why don't you answer your phone?

What are you lurking around for? You

scared the sh*t out of me!

Well your phone keeps going f*cking off.

Dude we're never gonna get

this finish, you can wait.

Isn't that about your camping trip?

Yeah but I don't really want to go.

Well isn't your friend going out of town?

Yeah but I don't know why

they want to go camping.

You have to sleep on the ground, there's

mosquitoes everywhere, it's

gonna be a f*cking nightmare.

Well when you poop don't let

a snake bite you in the a*s.

f*ck you.

Hey, I have some lemonade.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

How are things going?

Yeah, just finishing up this planting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm getting a text real quick.

Is that about your boys only trip?

Yeah, that's tomorrow.

Should be a good time.

All packed up, ready to go.

But I'm going to miss Shawn, though.

Of course.

Don't be concerned about Shawn leaving.

Just try and enjoy the trip.

Yeah, I appreciate it.

I think it'll be a good time.

You know, I'm hoping to find some ya upon

and make some tea all about there.

Exactly.

Stay positive.

You never know.

Maybe you'll find some snakes.

That would be epic.

You know, I understand your love for

nature and the outdoors.

But snakes, I'll never understand.

Well, they're just so chill.

You know, they're interesting.

There's so many varieties.

And where we're going,

there'll be coral snakes,

maybe even buttermilk racers.

You know, I just don't get it.

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[ALARM RINGING]

Oh.

[ALARM RINGING]

[PHONE BEING PUT ON TABLE]

Oh.

Coffee?

I'll get it going.

[SHEETS RUSTLING]

[GROANING]

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You all packed up?

Yeah.

Should be good to go.

You guys are going to have so much fun.

Actually, what time are

they supposed to get here?

They should be here any minute.

[DOOR BELL]

They're here.

Behave.

And please don't get

eaten by any mountain lions.

Oh, but the feral hogs, rabid rabbits,

and disgruntled squirrels are OK?

Maybe you should bring a g*n.

No g*ns for this trip.

Just the axe and some

of the tools we need.

I'd better go.

All right.

Be safe.

Love you.

Love you.

Morning, bud.

Hey, morning, man.

Where are those other clowns?

You know somebody's

always got to be late,

but they should be here any minute.

Yeah.

Well, give me your pack, man.

Yeah.

I'll start strapping these down.

Sounds good.

Look at that.

They're here now.

No, dude, because it's f*cking stupid.

I wanted to go to Vegas.

I would have even settled for Branson.

But you guys are like,

no, it's Shawn's pick,

because he's the one moving away.

He wants to go camping.

This is so f*cking stupid.

So now we're going to

be in a hot, dusty tent,

sweating my a*s off with you assholes.

Listen, all you do is f*cking b*tch?

That's all you do.

How's it going, fellas?

Hi.

It's too f*cking early for all of this.

You got to b*tch the entire time.

Yeah, probably.

What's up, boys?

How you doing?

Good to see you.

So I got this coffee, right?

I ground it myself.

It's going to be phenomenal.

You got some gourmet sh*t for us?

Yeah, something like that.

I'll try it, but I

prefer some relaxing tea.

Tea?

When the f*ck did you

become an Englishman?

Would you like some crumpets, my lord?

No, man.

Coffee is where it's at.

We're going to drink

that sh*t cowboy style.

Cowboy style?

What the hell is that?

Well, it's where you take

the grounds, the really coarse

grounds, and you put them

in the water and everything,

and then you just kind of...

Once they sink to the bottom,

you just drink it like that.

I prefer my French press.

Yeah, cool.

Hey, did anyone bring a poop tent?

A poop tent?

What is that?

It's like a little pop-up

tent that you use to sh*t in the

woods when you go camping.

The military uses 'em.

No, man.

It's called a pup tent.

That doesn't make any sense.

You poop in it, so it's a poop tent.

It's that now.

None of us brought a

pop tent or a poop tent.

We're going into the woods.

Just dig a hole in

crap in it, cover it up.

And for the love of God, use some hand

sanitizer afterwards.

And don't wipe your

a*s with poison ivy, too.

And you need to watch out for snakes.

That's disgusting.

Aside from being a boy's

trip, part of the idea of this is

that we up our survival skills

at least a little bit in case

sh*t ever goes down.

If anything ever goes

down, we're not just going to

abandon our homes and our families and go

rough it out in the woods.

I mean, yeah, you're right.

But at least having some

skills beyond what we've got

now would be good.

I think I could do it.

I'd go out and stay in the woods.

Yeah, but you don't have a family or

children or anything

who would miss you.

No.

I have a daughter.

And you've met her many times.

I don't think that's right.

Regardless, as long as my b*tch of an

ex-wife doesn't come, I

think I'll be all right.

Yeah, I'm really upset

about the poop tent thing, guys.

Y'all ready for this?

Sure.

Let's go.

Let's go.

That was f*cking loud.

I got shotgun.

Of course you do.

Don't worry, man.

The house and her will still

be here when we get back.

Yeah.

I know.

Of all the things to

do, you chose camping.

Well, it's going to be a long

drive, so you guys want to

hear all the things I'd

rather be doing than going camping?

We could have video

chatted this whole thing.

We could have even had

little camping backgrounds on our

screens. We wouldn't have even had to

leave the house. You know he's got a point.

We could have all got

matching tattoos like I've been

talking about.

He'll say bros in old

English across our chest.

That would have been fun.

More fun than camping.

Why would you want to go do that?

You guys know I always wanted to go to

Tijuana and see one of

those donkey shows just

to see if they're real.

And one time, Sean said he

thought it would be neat.

So we could have done

that instead of going f*cking

camping.

Dude, I would not do that with

you. We could have played shot shots

like we did in the last couple of

days. We could have played shot

shots like we used to when we

were kids where we'd all do

whiskey shots and sh**t stuff

with Sean's g*ns.

That would have been fun.

Much funner than camping.

Or even one of those nude

f*ck resorts down in Jamaica.

Where people are just

walking around with dongs out.

That would have been more fun than camping.

Come on man, this is our last

trip before Sean moves away.

Leprosy, Pioderma gangrenosum,

Marburgobola, Cervical

Cancer, Dangu fever, Raccoon

roundworms, Proteus syndrome,

A*DS, full blown, Huntington's disease,

Lungstones, syphilis,

a**l fistulas, Necrotizing

fasciitis, Acute radiation

syndrome, most of the cancers,

Lewin-Bodie dementia,

and any kind of blood-borne pathogen.

Yeah, I think that's it.

I would rather have any of

those things than go on this

stupid camping trip.

Anybody bring some whippets?

[music]

No cell phone reception,

just like I thought.

Technology detox.

I think I should keep mine though.

We could have an emergency and get lost,

or need to order pizza.

So I should just hang on to it.

Look, we all agreed.

That's a technology detox, and cell

phones go in the box.

Been the plan all along.

I didn't agree to any of this.

And I think it's stupid.

So what's the plan?

Well, we're going to

hike for a couple hours,

and then find a good

camping spot and set up ground.

A couple of hours.

I thought we'd do a nice little trail run

for like 15, 20 minutes,

and then do our little tent thing.

And we can make it

three or four if you like.

This is so stupid.

The trail's 100 plus miles.

People walk it all the time.

We can handle a couple of miles.

I don't walk it any time.

How are you feeling, Justin?

Ready when you guys are.

You really need to get that fixed.

It's been a while.

[Music]

I forgot how much water weighs.

Dude, no kidding.

This frickin' thermos is k*lling me.

Don't they put lead in those things?

Yeah.

You guys think there's snakes out here?

Oh, definitely.

Just watch your step, and

if you see one, go around it.

Didn't you buy a snake?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a boa constrictor.

Got it at the convention, but didn't tell

my girlfriend about it.

So she came home, and quite a surprise.

But she's kind of come

to like it, more or less.

Yeah, better to ask,

for forgiveness, right?

Yeah, basically.

Alright, f*ck this.

We've been walking like a million hours.

I'm setting up my camp right here.

You guys can do whatever you want.

I'm really gonna b*tch

about this the entire time.

He's already said yeah.

This is as good of a spot as any, I guess.

Yeah, it's a great spot.

Because it looks like the dozens of other

spots we've passed for

the past million hours.

This looks like a good clearing.

Yeah, I guess let's look around.

Yeah, yeah, right here.

(ominous music)

(laughing)

You can taste the fuel and everything.

(steak sizzling)

You are the, you are

what's wrong with society.

Mashed potatoes

(steak sizzling)

Technology detox, remember?

(laughing)

Y'all remember when we

used to come out here as kids?

Those were good times.

Yeah, that was so long ago.

Yeah, it was g*dd*mn hot

then, it's g*dd*mn hot now.

Yeah, but it was nice,

having no responsibilities.

Just grab our bikes,

ride around the neighborhood

whenever we want.

You could still do that.

You could buy a bicycle and ride around

your new neighborhood.

Yeah, I suppose.

I do miss my dirt bike, and having Mary

Marquez on the back of it.

And she was a looker.

Gentlemen, to Shawn.

Here, here.

f*ck.

Glad you spring for the

bottom shelf plastic jug sh*t

for our special trip.

Dollar Store.

It's bad.

Good luck to you, Sean.

Well, good luck to you.

Thanks, guys.

Yes, Shawn.

When you get out there and

inevitably fail miserably,

and come crawling back to us,

we will be here with open arms.

Yeah, I appreciate that, Lee.

I don't think we'll be coming back.

You know, I've been thinking about it.

I haven't asked you yet.

How do you feel about the move?

Meh, it's tough, man.

I'm not gonna lie.

But in the end, it

really is for the best.

We both got relatives out there.

You know, it'd be good

to have that kind of support

when we go to start a family of our own.

Should've just stayed single like me, bro.

Can't stable this stallion.

Well, the amount of money you spend

on Women of the Night,

I don't know if you

could actually claim that.

(laughing)

f*ck.

(crickets chirping)

(crickets chirping)

Guys, did you freaking hear that?

(crickets chirping)

(birds chirping)

Ugh

Hey beautiful.

What's up, fellas?

Mornin.

Coffee?

Oh sh*t, hell yeah.

I slept all right, but man,

it took me a while to settle in.

I slept well.

My back's hurt in.

Oh. Jesus, dude.

Did you get this from a dollar store too?

Man, you wouldn't know good coffee

came up and bit you in the a*s.

That sh*t is f*cking delicious.

Sure ain't this.

Is it that bad?

Yeah, dude, here, try it.

I'm good, I'll stick with the tea.

Well, look who decided to show.

Look at this morose, m*therf*cker.

Look like the Walking Dead.

Oh, I feel like a bag of mashed assholes

I hate camping so much!

It's all good, man, here, have some coffee.

(laughing)

Did you grind up dried dog sh*t for this?

What do you mean you

don't like my coffee either?

It's really good.

No, it's so bad.

You should never, ever

make this, ever again.

Told you, man.

What's the plan?

Where are you off to, princess?

Nature's calling.

See you boys in a bit.

All right, make sure

you dig a hole, six inches.

You wouldn't know six inches.

Don't get any on your leg.

(laughing)

Is the coffee really that bad?

It's bad, dude.

You should be ashamed.

I mean, look at that.

(birds chirping)

(ominous music)

(birds chirping)

Guys, you don't have to do this.

You pathetic waste of skin.

Well, get to it.

(ominous music)

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck was that?

(ominous music)

Over there, they're watching, let's go.

Go!!

(ominous music)

So, we start like this,

and then you go around.

Hey, guys.

That was one intense sh*t.

We need to get the f*ck out of here.

There were three guys,

they f*cking k*lled someone.

We need to get out of here now!

What are you talking about, dude?

There were three guys,

they f*cking k*lled someone.

They have bats, we need

to get out of here now!

No, no, no.

Just calm down, just calm down.

Dude, we have to get

out of here right now.

Don't f*cking touch me.

No, we need to go.

All right, calm down.

They're following me. We don't have time.

Let's at least grab our bags.

No, dude, there's no, no, f*ck that, dude.

Guys, we have to get out right now.

It's probably some f*cking guys like,

joking around

something like that, man.

It's probably just some dorks in the

woods making a movie or something.

They literally f*cking k*lled someone.

We have to get out of here now.

Yeah.

You brought me out of here

in the middle of nowhere.

Listen to me, dude.

There are three guys coming through.

They're on their way.

They're probably just some dorks

in the woods making a movie.

Hey, dip shits, what's

the f*cking problem?

Oh!

(bat hits)

sh*t, let's f*cking go,

let's f*cking go, dude.

(ominous music)

Go, go.

(ominous music)

Where's your friends?

I don't f*cking know, man.

Where's your friends?

I don't f*cking know, dude.

Tell you what, if you help us out,

there'll be something in it for you later.

Which way do they go?

I don't f*cking know.

Like that way, that

way, which way do they go?

Pick a way and just go.

Tell you what, you help me.

I'll help you out in the end.

You know what, man?

Just pick a direction and f*cking walk,

you're never gonna f*cking find 'em.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I found this machete at

your campsite, I like it.

It's beautiful, good weight.

Tell you what, I love it.

sh*t

Which way do they go?

f*ck you.

I'll tell you what, you're

not helping us out a bit.

Have your machete back.

Oh, f*ck!

(Machete Stabbing)

(somber music)

Well, that was fun.

Justin Lucas.

Pleasure to meet you.

Looks like this rabbit's luck has run out.

So what now?

There's still two more.

We go find them, m*therf*ckers.

Man, I say we just use the g*ns.

Hey, I told you no g*ns, man, no g*ns.

You use a g*n, nobody will

ever f*cking remember you.

What do you think?

It's whatever you say, boss.

You're g*dd*mn right.

I don't care if it takes

us all day or all night,

we're gonna find those m*therf*ckers

and we're gonna f*ck their skulls.

This is bullshit, we

should just get it over

with and get out of here.

You just go find the

m*therf*ckers, right now.

Whatever.

Go.

(somber music)

Who the f*ck are these guys?

I don't know.

We just need to get out of here.

Could be drug dealers or something,

I f*cking don't know, man.

They f*cking k*lled Justin and Lee.

I know, man.

If we don't do something,

we're probably gonna f*cking k*ll us, too.

So, let's see what the hell we

have on us, and go from there.

What should we do?

Just see what we've got

and try and make our

way back to the truck.

sh*t, I left the axe and

the tools back at the camp.

What do you have?

I mean, I got my light,

I guess this is gonna have to do.

What do you got, honey?

I've got this pocket knife.

It's good enough to do.

What do we f*cking do, man?

We gotta make our way back to the truck.

We gotta go through here.

You think another way?

I have no idea where we are.

We're gonna have to take our chances.

Let's go, come on.

(tense music)

That guy said no witnesses.

How long do you think

they're gonna be out here?

I'm pretty sure we'll be

out here after us all night.

I think we should just

stay off the main trail for now.

What should we do then?

Just keep going in a straight line,

see where we can make it.

You ready?

Yeah, sure.

Go. All right, let's go.

Okay.

I don't see sh*t out here.

I've got no idea where we are.

Dude, there's nothing.

No, wait.

I think I see a camp up there.

Is it our camp?

No, no, it's a single tent.

It's got a light outside.

They have cell phone.

Got no choice, let's see if we can ask.

Hello?

Hey, my name's Shawn,

this is my buddy Steven.

We were attacked by

some guys in the woods

and we could really use some help.

What should we do?

Should we check it out?

I guess, yeah.

Hello?

Hey.

What are you boys doing?

Sir, please keep it down.

What are you boys doing at my tent?

We were attacked earlier today.

There's three guys out in the woods

they k*lled two of our friends.

We're just trying to find some help.

(KNIFE CLICKS)

I don't think so.

What's going on?

I know it's really weird to find some guys

running through your tent,

but you gotta believe us.

But there are three guys with

skull masks dressed in black.

They k*lled two of our friends.

I think they're on their way.

Three guys?

Yeah.

Where are these three guys?

We don't know, man.

We've spent all day trying to lose them.

We don't have any phones or anything.

We're just trying to find some help.

Look, there's one of them.

Watch out!

sh*t.

We weren't lying.

Yeah man, you got a cell phone?

Yeah, hold on.

Alright.

Can you call 911?

I don't have a signal.

No, watch out man!

Damn it!

(man grunting)

(coughs)

Oh, God, f*ck!

They're getting away, we gotta go.

Be patient.

Be patient, we've been

running around these woods

all day long trying to catch these guys.

You should have just let me sh**t them

like I told you a few hours ago.

There's no challenge when you use g*ns.

Why do you need a challenge?

Let's just get it done and get out of here.

If the only way to get out of these woods

is to k*ll these

guys, then let's go do it

and get out of here.

Just remember, the thrill is in the hunt.

sh*t, I think this is the trail.

Which way should we go though?

I don't know, we gotta get to the truck.

I guess let's try this way.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

Oh, f*ck, the truck!

Oh, dude.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Oh, man, don't tell

me you don't have them.

sh*t.

I left them in the tent back at camp.

f*ck!

It's fine, let's check the doors.

It's g*dd*mn locked!

All right, I'm gonna

look around for a rock

or a log or something.

We gotta get to those

cell phones in there.

Hang out here, I'll be right.

Okay, that's a good idea.

(suspenseful music)

Come on.

(suspenseful music)

I got you now, b*tch.

m*therf*cker.

I'm sick of this sh*t.

(KNIFE CLICKS)

(STABBING)

(grunting)

(suspenseful music)

Way to go, Gentlemen.

You just m*rder*d my number one disciple.

(suspenseful music)

Get to the camp, man,

come on, come on, come on.

Looks like they got to the camp.

Let's sit over here.

Where the hell is the key?

They were in the tent.

All right.

The keys aren't here.

They were in the tent.

They had to have taken them.

Oh, f*ck.

I swear we're gonna have to f*cking 'em on.

I can't.

You're gonna have to

take them on your own.

(suspenseful music)

I'm gonna have to get them back here.

I can start a fire.

Draw his attention.

Do you think you can distract him

while I ambush him from the side?

Yeah.

I'm getting really cold.

You gotta hang in there.

I'll get this going.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

Looks like you're done.

Where's your friend?

I've got no idea.

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

What in God's name?

(suspenseful music)

Dispatch, this is Ranger Allen.

Got a situation over here.

I've got one dead body and one survivor.

This definitely doesn't

look like an accident.

Over.

Copy that, Ranger Allen.

Are you saying this is a criminal act?

Over.

Affirmative.

There are certainly

signs of foul play here.

Back up and medical out here ASAP.

Over.

(radio chatter)

Hey man, take it easy.

Don't move too much.

Got help on the way.

What happened?

These guys, they came out of the woods

and they attacked us.

What guys?

They were wearing skull masks.

One of them's over there.

(footsteps)

Dispatch, this is Ranger Allen again.

We may need additional units

out here and state authorities.

We might have a hostile on the loose.

Over.

Copy.

Stand by.

Found this mask, but there's no body.

I don't understand.

k*lled him with my axe.

Not sure who they

were, but they're gone now.

You're safe.

Oh sh*t.

(dramatic music)

(g*nsh*t)

(upbeat music)